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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2905 on: February 01, 2016, 02:04:22 PM »
Apparently everyone was using Caption Enhancing Drugs. Bondshmegland!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2906 on: February 01, 2016, 02:07:28 PM »
HGSHMEGLAND.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2907 on: February 01, 2016, 03:37:13 PM »
"Guys, the laxatives worked.  Check out this bucket I'm sitting on.  They be whoppers!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2908 on: February 01, 2016, 03:40:58 PM »
I live the yellow and the black attack!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2909 on: February 01, 2016, 03:47:33 PM »
Kingshmegland's audition for the role of Vault-Boy in the upcoming Fallout movie adaptation was a rousing success.
Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2910 on: February 01, 2016, 04:16:32 PM »
(let's see....the red wire to black, or was it white?  Blue wire to green?  The yellow to.........)

"Well!?!?!?"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2911 on: February 01, 2016, 04:28:18 PM »
"Hey, Don. How'd your wife enjoy the facial the crew gave her last night?"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2912 on: February 01, 2016, 04:39:30 PM »
Engineering made easy with opposable thumbs.

With beaver teeth like that, Don should've been a logger.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2913 on: February 01, 2016, 04:44:04 PM »
I got my Deluth Trading Company underwear on.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2914 on: February 01, 2016, 04:59:34 PM »
I've got this shit!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2915 on: February 01, 2016, 07:28:33 PM »
To somewhat borrow a Dr. Kelso line from 'Scrubs'......."Guess who has two thumbs, and doesn't give a sh*t?"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2916 on: February 02, 2016, 01:20:40 AM »
Moments before the Chernobyl Disaster.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2917 on: February 02, 2016, 07:35:31 AM »
Who has two thumbs and a gerbil hiding in his a$$......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2918 on: February 02, 2016, 08:01:33 AM »
Who has two thumbs and a gerbil hiding in his a$$......

Richard Gere?!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2919 on: February 02, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »
So that's where Tom Selleck has been hiding!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2920 on: February 02, 2016, 08:13:05 PM »
(let's see....the red wire to black, or was it white?  Blue wire to green?  The yellow to.........)

"Well!?!?!?"

"Good to go! Let 'er rip!!!!"

All good. My winner. Can someone update scores, I think we might be behind one or two rounds.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2922 on: February 03, 2016, 06:18:19 AM »
The results - and regrets - of a one-time menage-a-quatre with Jenna Jameson.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2923 on: February 03, 2016, 06:34:41 AM »
Sausages always cause grease fires.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2924 on: February 03, 2016, 06:36:50 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2925 on: February 03, 2016, 06:42:36 AM »
Candy asked for her meat medium well.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2926 on: February 03, 2016, 07:01:30 AM »
What happens when you put too much "motor" into your "head".
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2927 on: February 03, 2016, 07:06:46 AM »
The gay things you learn at Cub Scouts.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2928 on: February 03, 2016, 07:53:02 AM »
Instant regret from getting that lap dance from Lindsay Lohan
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2929 on: February 03, 2016, 07:55:33 AM »
When Parkinson's meets Flaming Ouzo's
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2930 on: February 03, 2016, 08:11:30 AM »
Next time, slow down and use some lube.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2931 on: February 03, 2016, 08:21:26 AM »
Three men, one magazine.
people on this board are actual music fans who developed taste in music and not casual listeners who are following current fashion trends and listening to only current commercial hits.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2932 on: February 03, 2016, 08:53:23 AM »
Physics:  Rapid wood friction may cause combustion.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2933 on: February 03, 2016, 09:32:10 AM »
Now the term "fire drill" can be used as a euphemism.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2934 on: February 03, 2016, 09:41:25 AM »
Big Bang Theory must be on TV.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2935 on: February 03, 2016, 09:48:30 AM »
Despite repeated attempts from Dr. DTVT's students, they could never successfully create a blue flame out the 'front'

Why can ya never find a good flame eater when you need one?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2936 on: February 03, 2016, 10:17:25 AM »
Com'on Baby Light my Fire
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« Reply #2937 on: February 03, 2016, 10:30:19 AM »
These guys are DYNAMITE!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2938 on: February 03, 2016, 10:36:36 AM »
Seis nuts roasting on an open fire...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2939 on: February 03, 2016, 10:37:45 AM »
It's not that I'm not worried about the flame emanating from my crotch, but seriously dude, a PINK Motorhead shirt??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol