Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)

[DragonAttack]

(cont.)
Thought there would be some holiday themes.  My wife instantly came up with 'Do You Hear What I Hear?', and 'C*m, All Ye Faithful'.  Or…

Extreme Kama Sutra Gone Bad:  The Jericho Walls chapter
Everyone who posted along those lines was highly considered.  Too tough for me to pick THE best.   I've been looking at them on a spreadsheet without knowing who the posters are, and couldn't narrow it down to a Top Ten.

I thought I might get a couple DT-related ones, such as:
The picture sleeve for the never released 'Erotomania' single
Kris and Kevin's Excellent Adventure / Kris and Kevin's Bogus Journey
A nightmare to remember
Sounds of the NOMACS

What decided it for me was that after the MNF game, I was looking up album titles by a certain musician/producer.
His releases include 'South of the Border', 'Going Places', 'What Now My Love', 'Sounds Like…', 'The Brass Are Comin', 'Blow Your Own Horn', and 'Second Wind', ….perfect for this.

I come back to DTF, and a new entry appears: 'Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Ass'.   

Timing.

Tempus Vox, you're up.

[TempusVox]

Thank you sir. I have to make this declaration now before I forget, as I would be remiss to do so. This round- your round...is the most complete, thorough, lucid, and comprehensive Caption judging of all-time.
Research? Spreadsheets? Holy crap! You put the rest of us to shame. Unless of course you suffer from untreated OCD, in which case you really should get some help.

Thank you! I will choose a pic worthy of your due diligence. 

[TAC]

Yeah, it makes "that one made me LOL" kinda inferior.

[DragonAttack]

Thank you, Judge Chamberlain Haller

Spreadsheet:  provided a quick review, easy to copy/paste to the forum in a quick fashion, and....'it looks like work at work' (shhhhh).   There was a method to the madness.  It also was my first win, might be a long time til #2, and I didn't just whahíbrido pickingant a winner at random without cause. 

Great 'bad' album cover, great responses.

[TempusVox]

Thank you, Judge Chamberlain Haller

"Ovahruuuuuuled..."

[TempusVox]

We wish you a Merry Christmas
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18

We wish you a Merry Christmas
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

We wish you a Merry Christmas...and a Happy New Year
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[TempusVox]

Merry Christmas, God Bless, and have at it!

[DragonAttack]

"These two youths."

"Did you say 'Utes?'

[DragonAttack]

Six o'clock on a Christmas morning, six o'clock on a Christmas morning

[TheCountOfNYC]

Jared Fogle? Is that you?

[gmillerdrake]

Seconds later Santa shoved the ball into the screaming child's mouth...ending the suffering for many.

[Cool Chris]

Your mom said she wanted Ben Wa Balls for Christmas. Unfortunately, I can't find the other one. Did you take it, Timmy?

[DragonAttack]

Young Mike Portnoy reacts to yet again being told that he is not getting a double bass for the holidays.

"Ya see this, kid?  It's Rudolph's red nose!  You're SOL this year!"

[jingle.boy]

All the while, Santa thinks "I got a way better place to shove this ball".

[gmillerdrake]

If you don't shut the  up kid I'm going to do to you what I did to Rudolf......see....this is all that's left of him.

[Prog Snob]

Move the ball, Erik, or your mother dies.

[home]

Here comes the airplain Tommy

[TAC]

"Santa, I want a vagina"
"I'm sorry Brucey. This is a ball. You should have two of them."

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

SCREAM FOR ME, LONG BEACH!

[Tick]

Young Tick - "MOMMY, SANTA TOOK MY QUARTER!"

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

LOL

[home]

This Man Fed His Son A Ball, What Happened Next You Won't Believe!

[TempusVox]

All the while, Santa thinks "I got a way better place to shove this ball".

Winner...yer up!

[jingle.boy]

Dick Clark
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18

Ryan Seacrest
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Anderson Cooper & Kathy Griffith
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[jingle.boy]

And today's picture:

[TAC]

To steal a line from Tempus Vox..

Michael Bay's new remake of Rin Tin Tin.

[TAC]

Give me the Milk Bones!

[King Postwhore]

And today's picture:

No way that squirrel is making it through the night.

[DragonAttack]

'The Astonishing' K-9 corps

[gmillerdrake]

And people think Pit Bulls are the most dangerous breed.....

[Tick]

Ok, I have to say...yes we need better background checks!

[Prog Snob]

Mother of god...So that's what whahibrido pickingant sounds like.

[gmillerdrake]

Early shots from the Set of 'STAR WARS VIII' has fans on edge about Rey's lineage......

[Prog Snob]

Rover's first catnip experience proved to be more intense than he imagined.

[King Postwhore]

And today's picture:

Never mess with a bitch in heat.