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Which is the hotter gif of Bangles cutie Susanna Hoffs?

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The booty
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Offline KevShmev

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The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:34:26 AM »
The eyes:



The booty:



Even though the eyes is an iconic moment from the 80s video, Walk Like an Egyptian, I am an ass man and have to go with the booty one. :coolio :hat

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 07:36:01 AM »
I can only see the eye gif at work.

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 07:36:37 AM »
Yeah the 2nd :zydar:
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 07:40:51 AM »
I can't tell if either of those are meant to actually be hot or if there's a joke I'm missing.

Maybe you had to be alive in the '80s...

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 08:01:51 AM »
When Ginobili gets hot, I get hot in my pants. 

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 08:02:49 AM »
the amount of talk in high school about Susanna Hoffs being in her underwear in the "Allnighter" was out of control.

Booty for sure.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 08:03:29 AM »

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 08:28:56 AM »
I will go with the eyes.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 08:58:59 AM »
I will go with the eyes.

Ditto... there are a thousand hotter booties out there.  Dem eyes do.  They insinuate dozens of things all at once.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 09:25:53 AM »
I watched the eye gif once, and now I got Walk Like an Egyptian stuck in my head.



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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 09:55:02 AM »
I frequented a club that had a dance floor devoted to 80s music. 'Walk Like an Egyptian' was one of three songs that was a guaranteed piss break for me, even if I didn't have to go.

I can only see the eye gif at work.

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 11:15:12 AM »
Eyes...I fell in love a thousand times over the first time I saw that video. As Don Henley said, "You would walk on your lips through busted glass, if you could get next to that," rang so true for my crush on Ms. Hoffs. Ooh-La-La.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 11:24:05 AM »
Going with the ass (I refuse to use the word "b****") shot, only because I can see the eyes in the mirror.  Score!!!

Funny story (I think):  I just move back to CT and go to a local bar I haven't been to in years and start a tab.  My now ex-wife and her friend walk in and say "do you have a tab" and I say "yes, ask Susannah Hoffs", because the bartender looks just like her.  Except the bartender hears me and says "What did you say?"   So I explained that I called her Susannah Hoffs, you know, like the singer!   She claims to have no idea what I'm talking about.  I said "The Bangles"?  She says "Who?".  I said "Walk Like An Egyptian"?  She says "What?"  I turn to my ex who hangs me out to dry by shrugging her shoulders (that's why she's my ex!).

I later got to be friends with her; it turns out she's 26 and had no idea who the Bangles were, and while she did know the song it didn't click with her.  Dead ringer for the face, though I never saw her in panties. ;) 

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 11:42:04 AM »
Susanna Hoffs is in her 50s now, and I'd do her in a New York minute. She is the biggest MILF I have ever seen.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 12:16:18 PM »
Oh my gosh, for sure.  It's astonishing how good she still looks.

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2014, 12:44:20 PM »
I googled.  I was pleased.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2014, 12:55:51 PM »
Legendary eyes Susanna Hoffs has!
As good as eyes get.

I always thought Clair Forlani has beautiful eyes as well.


This guy also has great eyes. Really highlights his skin tone nicely. ----->  :omg:
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 01:02:29 PM »
Pfft, this thread is for Susanna Hoffs only. :censored

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2014, 01:12:18 PM »
https://youtu.be/2FUdQid4qt0

I mean, seriously. This woman looks better at 55 than most women at 35.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2014, 04:26:22 PM »
Susanna Hoffs is in her 50s now, and I'd do her in a New York minute. She is the biggest MILF I have ever seen.

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2014, 05:51:49 PM »
She is definitely the complete package. I had never seen that second one before though, so I went with DAT ASS

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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2014, 12:18:16 AM »
Booty. Didn't pick eyes cause for some reason that gif just didn't do it for me. I feel like there's other women I've seen that their eyes have looked hotter for me than Susanna Hoffs in that video.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2014, 01:55:45 PM »
Amazing.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2014, 02:04:44 PM »
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2014, 02:13:06 PM »
And, given how she had small boobs, you know they're probably still going to be nice these days.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2014, 02:37:27 PM »
Gotta go with eyes because those panties just aren't skimpy or tight enough.  Otherwise, it probably would've been booty.  She sure was hot back in the day.  :hefdaddy
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2014, 02:45:01 PM »
I've decided the ridiculous hair in the first gif makes the eyes harder to appreciate. But only slightly.

She sure was hot back in the day. 

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« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2014, 03:58:46 PM »
Booty  :-*
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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2014, 05:08:05 PM »
I've always loved that eyes shot.  Adorable.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2014, 08:10:32 PM »
I think she looks hotter now. Especially in that last pic posted by Kev.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2014, 12:33:39 AM »
You mean the one I linked too?  :biggrin:
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2014, 09:16:06 PM »
Regardless of the panties, her ass is incredible in that gif.
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Re: The hotter Susanna Hoffs gif?
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2014, 03:40:06 AM »
I almost wore my VHS tape of the allnighter out when I was in my early teens :-|

Not to brag or anything buy my gf has an ass like the one in that gif....and she's a redhead too.....am jes' sayin'!
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