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Offline Zydar

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4550 on: May 09, 2016, 07:28:36 AM »
Might go to the grocery store.







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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4551 on: May 09, 2016, 08:07:56 AM »
I've actually seen the cock flavored soup mix at a grocery store where my parents live, in VA.  Laughed my ass off and took a pic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4552 on: May 09, 2016, 09:48:08 AM »
This reminds me of when my local Chinese Buffet had "Vanilla Putin" on the dessert table. Pre-smartphone days, darn it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4553 on: May 09, 2016, 12:26:10 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 09, 2016, 08:07:56 AM
I've actually seen the cock flavored soup mix at a grocery store where my parents live, in VA.  Laughed my ass off and took a lick.

FTFY
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4554 on: May 09, 2016, 12:31:13 PM »
From thailand

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4555 on: May 09, 2016, 02:00:08 PM »
That KFC was featured in Last Week Tonight awhile ago, hilarious. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4556 on: May 09, 2016, 02:20:22 PM »
Conversation between my wife and daughter. S is my daughter, "me" is my wife.

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S: When I get big and get a husband we'll get a house, and then we'll get a baby, right?
Me: If you want one.
S: Don't you have to?
Me: No, not if you don't want to.
S: I want to. Well how do you get one exactly?
Me: .... it's kind of complicated. Maybe we can look for a book at the library.
S: Oh and then we can see the directions?
Me: ... sure.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4557 on: May 09, 2016, 02:23:48 PM »
 :lol  must be such an awkward conversation for you parents, and a funny one when it's over and you can look back and laugh without the child knowing.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4558 on: May 09, 2016, 03:48:34 PM »
My mum just gave me a fully illustrated book when I was 9.



I'm 37 now and still don't want kids.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4559 on: May 09, 2016, 04:13:36 PM »
Well of course not.  The fully illustrated book traumatized you for life when you were 9.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4560 on: May 09, 2016, 04:32:34 PM »
Well - anyone that has kids complains about not sleeping and not getting any peace :lol

Any comedian that is a parent only does stuff about wishing they never had kids :lol

I'll pass.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4561 on: May 09, 2016, 04:42:20 PM »
Not all.  You're exaggerating. Brian Regan is an example of one who gives positive jokes about children.   I think your personal experience has molded you to see the negative in not having children. 

Just like I see the positives because my wife and I couldn't so you csn see it influenced our perspective on children.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4562 on: May 10, 2016, 04:43:39 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4563 on: May 10, 2016, 06:09:08 PM »
 :lol Oh man, the twisted kind of mind that comes up with this.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4564 on: May 11, 2016, 06:29:59 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4565 on: May 11, 2016, 06:30:52 AM »
:lol
Now I hope I die at 99.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4566 on: May 11, 2016, 06:41:58 AM »
You won't. You'll still be posting here and your post count will be over a million.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4567 on: May 11, 2016, 06:44:21 AM »
I think the odds of either me or DTF still being around in 70 years is slim to none, especially if I'm still spending that much time at DTF. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4568 on: May 11, 2016, 06:49:41 AM »
 :lol

It was just an interesting thought.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4569 on: May 11, 2016, 06:54:05 AM »
Time for a lawsuit against Lego.  Wouldn't be shocked in this day and age.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4570 on: May 11, 2016, 07:02:27 AM »
In a time of heightened sensitivity and attention whores, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4571 on: May 11, 2016, 11:16:20 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4572 on: May 11, 2016, 11:20:09 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4573 on: May 11, 2016, 12:27:36 PM »
Thank god that kid wasn't running for Prime Minister.  People still would've voted for him  #AnyoneExceptTheIncumbent
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4574 on: May 11, 2016, 12:38:18 PM »
What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4575 on: May 11, 2016, 01:19:29 PM »
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What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?

Just the general way Trump answers questions.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4576 on: May 11, 2016, 02:05:20 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on May 11, 2016, 12:38:18 PM
What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?

Everything Trump says. :lol he just talks like that but never actually answers the question.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4577 on: May 11, 2016, 08:25:36 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4578 on: May 12, 2016, 05:34:35 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on May 11, 2016, 11:16:20 AM

I call BS on this. Why would you give 5 lines to answer a question that takes one word to answer.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4579 on: May 12, 2016, 05:44:38 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4580 on: May 13, 2016, 04:00:35 PM »
This is especially funny if you've previously seen the clips of the work with these robotics and engineering. Regardless its so hilarious... I was literally crying laughing for like 5 minutes after (given I realllly needed a laugh)   :laugh:

https://www.facebook.com/NextNextNow/videos/785661831569809/

(Youtube link if you don't have access to FB.. https://youtu.be/onNFfCbu0gE )
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4581 on: May 13, 2016, 04:11:21 PM »
Quote from: WebRaider on May 13, 2016, 04:00:35 PM
This is especially funny if you've previously seen the clips of the work with these robotics and engineering. Regardless its so hilarious... I was literally crying laughing for like 5 minutes after (given I realllly needed a laugh)   :laugh:

https://www.facebook.com/NextNextNow/videos/785661831569809/

(Youtube link if you don't have access to FB.. https://youtu.be/onNFfCbu0gE )

I knew it was gonna be that one! :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4582 on: May 14, 2016, 01:23:29 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4583 on: May 14, 2016, 04:24:38 AM »
lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4584 on: May 14, 2016, 10:30:06 AM »
Trump rally last night Eugene, OR - :lol :lol :lol I can't stop replaying it. :lol

https://www.facebook.com/carrice.whitley/videos/1114498088600890/?pnref=story
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