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Old thread here:
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.3955
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Yay fresh new thread! BTW here's Joaquin Phoenix's forehead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o&feature=youtu.be
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Following.
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Yay fresh new thread! BTW here's Joaquin Phoenix's forehead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o&feature=youtu.be
:rollin :rollin
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Following.
I still have no idea of how to set this up and do this. It'd be neat but I'm not that smart......
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Gman, whatchu talkin' 'bout? :lol
Follow the yellow brick road.
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:lol already a good thread
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I've always wondered where the red brick road led to?
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I've always wondered where the red brick road led to?
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/RVVUe.jpg)
(https://earnthis.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cane.jpg)
Also... Why the hell was Dorothy follow the yellow brick road when it's still a tight spiral? Just walk straight in the general direction of the road.
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Following.
I still have no idea of how to set this up and do this. It'd be neat but I'm not that smart......
The software used on these boards does not allow "subscribing" or "following" threads per se, but once you've posted in a thread, you can click on "Show new replies to your posts" and it will only show threads you've posted in. That's why you'll often see posts like "Following." early in a thread.
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DAMN IT ORBY, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEIN GMAN TRY TO ALTER THE STRUCTURE OF THE BOARDS!
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I've always wondered where the red brick road led to?
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/RVVUe.jpg)
(https://earnthis.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cane.jpg)
Also... Why the hell was Dorothy follow the yellow brick road when it's still a tight spiral? Just walk straight in the general direction of the road.
So the munchkins are really Oompa-Loompas?
She walks around the spiral so the other munchkins can remind her to follow the yellow brick road, cause the red one is tempting...
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(https://So the munchkins are really Oompa-Loompas?)
Exactly.
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Following.
I still have no idea of how to set this up and do this. It'd be neat but I'm not that smart......
The software used on these boards does not allow "subscribing" or "following" threads per se, but once you've posted in a thread, you can click on "Show new replies to your posts" and it will only show threads you've posted in. That's why you'll often see posts like "Following." early in a thread.
Ah ha.....thanks for the clarification....I appreciate it!
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Yay fresh new thread! BTW here's Joaquin Phoenix's forehead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o&feature=youtu.be
that is amazing
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Nothing funny to say yet, but following.
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Only lurked in the old thread, but will follow this one too.
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Nothing funny to say yet, but following.
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Nothing like the new thread smell.
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Oh I forgot this was a thing. *farts*
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I'm depending on you girls and guys to bring on the funnies
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Following.
I still have no idea of how to set this up and do this. It'd be neat but I'm not that smart......
The software used on these boards does not allow "subscribing" or "following" threads per se, but once you've posted in a thread, you can click on "Show new replies to your posts" and it will only show threads you've posted in. That's why you'll often see posts like "Following." early in a thread.
If you click the notify button, it does subscribe to the thread, and then those threads show up on your profile page under notifications, along with options for email notification.
I can't say I've ever once used the "show new replies" button. I'm on the forum far too often to need it. :lol
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I preferred the funny thread when MP was still in the band. The new threads are great n all but it's all just technique. The old threads had more groove.
One day DTforum will reunite with the old funny threads. I guarantee it!
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Tour bus riders when visiting National Parks.
(https://i.imgur.com/u8IZ1uF.gif)
"And we're walking...."
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No matter how often I see this, I never stop laughing.
Guy jumps into a wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE)
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No matter how often I see this, I never stop laughing.
Guy jumps into a wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE)
:rollin That's just amazing
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10547416_10154360264715398_4378760861607201444_n.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol :lol
At the last two posts!
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1318056921/nathan-lane-and-slash-as-us-marshals-in-the-anasta
:rollin :rollin(https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/0/0/6/3/smiley-facepalm.gif)
Seriously, I had the hardest time believing this until I actually read bits and pieces of this. I mean for real...grade A psychosis right there. Or he's just a naive buffoon. Either way, it's kinda funny and really...embarrassing.
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No matter how often I see this, I never stop laughing.
Guy jumps into a wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE)
:rollin That's just amazing
That one and this are my favorite "short" videos.
Kid hit in head by soccer ball. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6wiaJJHtI)
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Seeing that kickstarted page that Tio linked reminded me of this one:
"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad)
Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.
How much has he raised so far?
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Never gets old.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpkqc1egzU
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that was a little frightening :lol
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(https://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/358105/slide_358105_3973432_free.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/vvAzSFi.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/zTamUji.gif)
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Still trying to find the "funny" in the last few...
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That's just plain creepy.
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In that sexy, fetish way. As a German I would have the whole thing upside down of course. That way I would take a golden shower every morning.
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(https://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag94/ShadowNinja38/ie_zpsa0a6a3ae.jpg)
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(https://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014617/rs_400x225-140717133545-robot12.gif)
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"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad)
Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.
How much has he raised so far?
Things like this just make me sad. Kickstarter has funded so many ideas with great potential for the future, and then people just trivialize that and take advantage of it, exploiting it for a quick buck.
It reminds me of when eBay was at the stage people would sell a piece of toast that resembled Jesus, or a peanut that looked like Jay Leno.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Tcr418y.jpg)
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:zydar:
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:clap:
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Seeing that kickstarted page that Tio linked reminded me of this one:
"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad)
Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.
How much has he raised so far?
:rollin :rollin :rollin That is one of the funniest things ever :lol
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For those that haven't clicked the link, he's raised over $60,000 so far. You read that right. 11 days to go (as of this post).
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I wish I would have thought of that...I could renovate my kitchen in order to make the potato salad! :lol
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(https://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014617/rs_400x225-140717133545-robot12.gif)
If you'll notice, the door handle as it barrels through the door is on the opposite side from the first shot as it turns the handle. I blame my wife for making me hyper-aware of continuity errors while watching movies.
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(https://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014617/rs_400x225-140717133545-robot12.gif)
If you'll notice, the door handle as it barrels through the door is on the opposite side from the first shot as it turns the handle. I blame my wife for making me hyper-aware of continuity errors while watching movies.
The same thing happened in Jurassic Park.
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Taking a screenshot in 1983.
(https://i.imgur.com/dVoPnPC.jpg)
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Following!
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There is no...
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It should say "Crap" since it's diet.......
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How has fox news not condemned Coke about this yet? Don't support the terror drink!
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Weird story of which I am reminded:
I was visiting my friend John one time, and opened the fridge to get a Coke. The refrigerator door is the kind with a little compartment for a stick of butter on a tray, with a little door that keeps the butter fresh. On the little door is a sticky note, saying:
There is no butter
There is only Zuul!
The handwriting is that of his daughter, who was maybe 14 at the time. It took me a second, then I busted out laughing. It heartened me to know that the next generation is turning out to be as demented as the current one.
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That's a great story! :lol
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:lol
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Dayum. :eek :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/4YVPhzF.jpg)
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Haha, those two are great.
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This just makes me chuckle for no particular reason. The only thing that would make it better were if it were animated and the hahahahaha scrolled across the bottom.
(https://i.imgur.com/cCnw2ZX.jpg)
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We need a gif of the part a few seconds later where Arnold puts his fist through the guy's face.
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(https://darkman007.untergrund.net/photos/gif/true_lies_face_punch.gif)
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There you go! :tup
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(https://www.readysettroll.com/articles_images/13-hysterical-college-problems-7.jpg)
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From George Takei's facebook...
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ztLDtKKiL._SL1500_.jpg)
inb4shitstorm
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
One of those two presenters is addicted to cheeseburgers and the other is clearly a heroin addict.
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
That was fucking great. I really love Dwane's charisma and sense of humor.
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
:lol
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Stumbled across this ridiculousness two days ago.
Hilarious, catchy, and completely vulgar- NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24)
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Stumbled across this ridiculousness two days ago.
Hilarious, catchy, and completely vulgar- NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24)
That was amazing. *googles Kat McSnatch*
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https://dailycurrant.com/2014/07/23/kanye-sues-weird-al-for-not-parodying-his-music-2/
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
The headline had me fighting back the urge to laugh in class.
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:lol
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
The headline had me fighting back the urge to laugh in class.
Really? They need to use other animals? I would so volunteer to test out mating habits in zero-g.... what a waste :\
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Stumbled across this ridiculousness two days ago.
Hilarious, catchy, and completely vulgar- NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24)
That was amazing. *googles Kat McSnatch*
yea this was great, sent it to my coworkers and they said it should be our team theme song.
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(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b95711f5f6e1dd497ef0e5c5a53480f0/tumblr_n952hiLF9B1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
(https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140717/640/daily_picdump_1578_640_18.jpg)
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(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b95711f5f6e1dd497ef0e5c5a53480f0/tumblr_n952hiLF9B1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
:lol
I've seen friends text each other in the same room. The world we live in......
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
The headline had me fighting back the urge to laugh in class.
This is the greatest news story in the history of the news.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
The headline had me fighting back the urge to laugh in class.
Holy crap :lol
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New Michael Bay movie !
" Lizard Sex Satellite "
Tag line : " We Have Lost Control "
Or : " It's THEIR Planet Now. "
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There's always that one person a little bit more drunk than others....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP-6U58WZhU
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I for one welcome our new lizard overlords.
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So completely EPIC...
https://m.ifunny.mobi/i/9uU44Qq92
Couldn't figure out how to get the full pic here...tried to post it and it came out too small... so I'm just linking it.
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Poor Meg....
(https://i.imgur.com/08K3dsp.jpg)
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Poor Meg....
(https://i.imgur.com/08K3dsp.jpg)
Holy fucking shit piss tits.
:rollin
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:lol
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
The headline had me fighting back the urge to laugh in class.
Holy crap :lol
The Geico spokesman is going to be devastated.
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"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"
(https://i.imgur.com/Dj3F2jE.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Kfg6BiK.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/QvrhzEM.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1upB4Rb.jpg)
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"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"
(https://i.imgur.com/Dj3F2jE.jpg)
Drugs are good, mmkay.
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(https://i.imgur.com/QvrhzEM.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1upB4Rb.jpg)
Both of these :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Just following
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:omg:
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THANK YOU! When I tried to post that, I couldn't post it in a big enough size that people could read....and I'm guessing my link didn't work.
I think that is HILARIOUS!!!
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Mind blown
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I admire people who notice connections like that across different movies and characters, and have the patience to put something like that together.
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What movies would I have to see in order to get that?
I admire people who notice connections like that across different movies and characters, and have the patience to put something like that together.
https://mashable.com/2013/07/12/the-pixar-theory/
Go nuts
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I admire people who notice connections like that across different movies and characters, and have the patience to put something like that together.
It can get really annoying though with all the " ZOMG blah de blah did a cameo in X movie - SAME UNIVERSE!!!1111111!!ONE ONE"
Like - I saw one where someone had linked all of Tarantino's movies together simply because he likes to reference himself.
Calm down.
And i'm not *just* talking about that Pulp Fiction speech / Kill Bill plot either. That was obviously just QT going - hey that one speech I wrote for one scene in PF sounds like it should be a film on it's own.
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Star Trek has a ton of that, where people try to come up with theories how Colonel West from one of the movies looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine, or how Tuvok from Voyager is also in Spaceballs.
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You might notice I never said I found it funny, or even clever. Just that I admire people who do shit like that.
The Tarentino connections I buy, though. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega are brothers, even if it's never stated specifically. Red Apple Cigarettes is a fictitious brand, but it appears in most Tarentino movies. Same with Fruit Brute cereal, except that was a real cereal. There are tons of things that Tarentino includes specifically because the movies are meant to be all in the same universe.
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I admire people who notice connections like that across different movies and characters, and have the patience to put something like that together.
It can get really annoying though with all the " ZOMG blah de blah did a cameo in X movie - SAME UNIVERSE!!!1111111!!ONE ONE"
Like - I saw one where someone had linked all of Tarantino's movies together simply because he likes to reference himself.
Calm down.
And i'm not *just* talking about that Pulp Fiction speech / Kill Bill plot either. That was obviously just QT going - hey that one speech I wrote for one scene in PF sounds like it should be a film on it's own.
Well then you have stuff like Vic Vega in Reservoir Brothers, brother of Vince Vega from Pulp Fiction.
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Star Trek has a ton of that, where people try to come up with theories how Colonel West from one of the movies looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine, or how Tuvok from Voyager is also in Spaceballs.
Scifi has soooooooo many crossovers (hooray for typecasting!), so I often make comments about people's other characters.
I don't care what anyone says. Captain Kirk and Odo ran a law firm with Daniel Jackson, and had to defend Seven of Nine from an attempted murder charge, while Marty McFly visits from the past.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0794697/?ref_=ttep_ep27
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Out of the blue for no reason whatsoever (and I am not really a fan of fan fiction), I wondered if it would have been cool had the Hunger Games been set in the same universe as Game of Thrones. Obviously the Hunger Games would be way in the future. I'll leave it there. I don't want to stray to close to sounding like a Twilight fan or whatever.
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You might notice I never said I found it funny, or even clever. Just that I admire people who do shit like that.
The Tarentino connections I buy, though. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega are brothers, even if it's never stated specifically. Red Apple Cigarettes is a fictitious brand, but it appears in most Tarentino movies. Same with Fruit Brute cereal, except that was a real cereal. There are tons of things that Tarentino includes specifically because the movies are meant to be all in the same universe.
Or Big Kahuna Burgers.
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Not exactly new, but I hadn't seen it before:
Gordon Ramsay's sex advice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU)
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I don't care what anyone says. Captain Kirk and Odo ran a law firm with Daniel Jackson, and had to defend Seven of Nine from an attempted murder charge, while Marty McFly visits from the past.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0794697/?ref_=ttep_ep27
Don't forget Admiral Leyton a.k.a. Administrator V'Las a.k.a. Robert Foxworth as the judge in that episode and of course "Number Two" Robert Wagner from the Los Angeles office.
Greetings...
Nef
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Star Trek has a ton of that, where people try to come up with theories how Colonel West from one of the movies looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine, or how Tuvok from Voyager is also in Spaceballs.
Scifi has soooooooo many crossovers (hooray for typecasting!), so I often make comments about people's other characters.
I don't care what anyone says. Captain Kirk and Odo ran a law firm with Daniel Jackson, and had to defend Seven of Nine from an attempted murder charge, while Marty McFly visits from the past.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0794697/?ref_=ttep_ep27
All while Ultron was watching from the shadows, plotting everyone's demise.
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You might notice I never said I found it funny, or even clever. Just that I admire people who do shit like that.
The Tarentino connections I buy, though. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega are brothers, even if it's never stated specifically. Red Apple Cigarettes is a fictitious brand, but it appears in most Tarentino movies. Same with Fruit Brute cereal, except that was a real cereal. There are tons of things that Tarentino includes specifically because the movies are meant to be all in the same universe.
Or Big Kahuna Burgers.
Yes! I knew there was one more obvious one, and thought it was the burgers, but couldn't remember the name.
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I don't think I've ever seen one of his movies.
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Not even Pulp Fiction?
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Nope.
EDIT: Wait, no I did actually see the Kill Bill films.
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Nope.
EDIT: Wait, no I did actually see the Kill Bill films.
Damn it. Go watch Pulp Fiction.
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(https://i.imgur.com/veH5yp0.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Kc0Hxt2.jpg)
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Maracas galore:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=747237985322048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFNs9ISTwCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS2HH_g6uKY
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I was reading reviews for a school in the area my girlfriend and I were looking to move... I came across this gem.
(Rated 1/5 stars)
“i also would not recommend this school to anyone! i have had my kid in this school for 5 years and its been a fight to get things done! a teacher tells me one thing and then i find out its something eals! there is to many kids to a class room! every year ther has been over 20 kids to one teacher! thats just to many and then at the end of year it seems like hafe the kids are haveing to be held back for summer school! and then they have to do summer school or they cant go on to the nixt gread! i also have two other kids in this school and do to all the problems i am moveing so my kids can get a better schooling!”
I don’t like to judge, and I’m not saying the school isn't partially responsible, but based on this parent’s grammar and spelling, I would say he/she is a big part of the problem.
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LOL, yea seriously, if you are going to rant about how a school is poor, at least do so with proper english and spelling.
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(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/106/826/itsfriedegg.png?1318992465)
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It's a yolk, Rebecca!
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But is she gonna get it Zy?
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Depends on which seat she'll take.
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I'm wondering how she finds room for it after she got her bowl and had to have cereal.
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She's a keeper:
(https://i.imgur.com/KN2LJS6.jpg)
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I wouldn't have even opened it :rollin :rollin
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It's a yolk, Rebecca!
I'm never buying her albumen.
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Hey, keep the language clean!
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I said albumen. Namely the white of an egg.
I'm not down with you young folk's hip new words for genitalia.
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I wouldn't have even opened it :rollin :rollin
lol, i may have thrown it against the wall and damaged my battlefield 4
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That's friggin' awesome.
My first girlfriend evar gave me The Notebook for our first Valentine's day....except I opened it to find American History X. I thought that was awesome. This is better; although, I thought the utterly stark opposites of my gift was and still is hilarious.
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Every Samuel L. Jackson "Motherf*cker"...Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU)
And did I sit through every one of them? Yes I did, motherfucker.
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Every Samuel L. Jackson "Motherf*cker"...Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU)
And did I sit through every one of them? Yes I did, motherfucker.
The fucking short version of The Big Lebowski.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
One of those two presenters is addicted to cheeseburgers and the other is clearly a heroin addict.
And you clearly don't know how to not be a dickhead.
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
One of those two presenters is addicted to cheeseburgers and the other is clearly a heroin addict.
And you clearly don't know how to not be a dickhead.
:corn
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(https://i.imgur.com/w0yg86U.jpg)
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A funny interview with the Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvhcucvg_8
One of those two presenters is addicted to cheeseburgers and the other is clearly a heroin addict.
And you clearly don't know how to not be a dickhead.
Boo Hoo. Are they your fucking children.
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::)
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That's me told.
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You were bullied by a fat kid weren't you?
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Your comebacks aren't getting any quicker.
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I have a life outside this forum.
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I have a life outside this forum.
There you go. Speeding up now! :clap:
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what the fuck
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Really, guys? Come on, now.
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I think Michael Romeo would be a much better guitar player if he wasn't so fat, am I right?
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Guys, cut it out.
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(https://s28.postimg.org/dfktny6nf/image.gif)
Awww...DAAAAAAAAAAD! It was just getting good... :sadpanda:
Aaaaaanyway, back to the important things in life:
(https://s28.postimg.org/z356knhnx/original.jpg)
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"Huell! You happy?"
"Reasonably."
(https://puu.sh/aCARw/a94b50f580.jpg)
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Thunderstruck getting Steve'n'Seagull:ed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
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Everything these guys touch is gold! :metal
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Thunderstruck getting Steve'n'Seagull:ed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
Why have I never heard of them? Also, their bassist reminds me of Casey Affleck.
The Trooper! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li58voy6xXM&index=3&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
Also, thy're Finnish. I didn't know that kind of redneck existed outside my neck of the woods, with the exception of a few other states.
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Thunderstruck getting Steve'n'Seagull:ed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
:hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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Oh my god, for all that is good and holy... that was incredible! I think I actually sported a little wood there.
Finnish rednecks. Makes it even better.
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Thunderstruck getting Steve'n'Seagull:ed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
That was insanely good! :metal
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That band always bring the goods :lol
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Thunderstruck getting Steve'n'Seagull:ed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc&list=UUCmfZuv1KR-WpKt6s-FJPmQ)
That was insanely good! :metal
Quality cover, it's amazing
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/007.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/007.jpg.html)
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:lol
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:lol
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Speaking of things which aren't funny...
Ricky Gervais has revealed he is doing a David Brent movie.
No surprise there as he hasn't had an original idea for over ten years now.
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My name is Kotowboy. I get enjoyment from nothing and take full advantage of the internet's seemingly boundless tolerance of rudeness.
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My name is Kotowboy. I get enjoyment from nothing and take full advantage of the internet's seemingly boundless tolerance of rudeness.
:omg: That is uncanny! Did you know that you and the poster above you could be twins?
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Actually, I think we have another Forum VIP in Kotowboy. You might recognize him:
(https://jacquisong.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/grumpycat12.jpg)
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You're both right ! He IS scraping the bottom of the barrel ! :omg:
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(https://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag94/ShadowNinja38/sinkin_zpsf6f3dee4.jpg)
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;D ;D
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I laughed way too hard at that.
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Hot Crazy Matrix... warning: practical advice included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&feature=player_detailpage (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&feature=player_detailpage)
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(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/finnish.jpg)
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A family friendly Morning Show in Australia made the mistake of taking a live cross from Andrew Dice Clay this morning
(https://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/08/06/1227015/185137-41efef24-1d03-11e4-9498-229fc8e204d4.jpg)
The Dice Man had this to say re the female host before the interview was terminated
Is she like a hot number?”
“Because that’s part of the thing about me coming to Australia.
“A lot of these girls that come to see me from Australia, they use that line, ‘You’ll get down under.’
“They’re sexy, they’re fuckin' hot. I’m tellin’ you. I want to kangaroo fuck half these chicks across the country….”
Not the smartest :D
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They shouldn't even have interviewed ADC to begin with. Whatever comedy he had in him was gone like 20 years ago.
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He knows what he was doing. He's drumming up buzz being controversial. Not a shock from Dice at all.
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Never heard of him.
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He's in one of my favourite movies ever, Ford Fairlane.
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Never heard of him.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_9289367494553_zpseagsz1g1.jpeg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_9289367494553_zpseagsz1g1.jpeg.html)
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Never heard of him.
Same here.
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I only heard of him a few years ago, but he was pretty funny back in the day. He as in the las season of entourage as himself.
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Never heard of him.
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You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.
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I just watched the clip on Youtube, and they were asking him a question about whether he was still edgy, so his reply seemed like a pretty desperate attempt at proving that he's edgy and relevant.
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I just watched the clip on Youtube, and they were asking him a question about whether he was still edgy, so his reply seemed like a pretty desperate attempt at proving that he's edgy and relevant.
Most defiantly correct Blob. At one time he was very edgy but that wore off about 5 years in. He went from playing clubs to playing stadiums back to clubs in that span.
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Hickory dickory dock ...
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Jack and Jill went up a hill......
Jill came down with $250.
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Hickory dickory dock ...
:D ..................almost. I had Little Miss Muffett in mind .
It wasn't that long ago that my sister and I were out somewhere and over the loudspeaker in the distance came the classic version and so we turn to each other ........"what's in the bowl bitch?" :)
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You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.
I was born in 1978 and from 1980 - 1989 I lived in The UAE. Our TV was from all over the place :p
I didn't live in the UK til 1989 and then I was only 10.
The first TV show I remember watching properly ( in the UK ) was Star Trek The Next Generation.
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Hickory dickory dock ...
Some chick's been sucking my cock.
Clock struck two, dropped my goo.
Dumped the bitch down the next block!
Little Ms. Muffet sat on a tuffet. Then I fucked her.
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You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.
I was born in 1978 and from 1980 - 1989 I lived in The UAE. Our TV was from all over the place :p
I didn't live in the UK til 1989 and then I was only 10.
The first TV show I remember watching properly ( in the UK ) was Star Trek The Next Generation.
I was born in 68. you don't think I know of George Carlin and his hippy dippy weatherman or Robert Klien? I could go on.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Then the cunt fell off and smashed his fucking head open.
Am I edgy yet ? :)
Meanwhile . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9_sQGus9c&list=PLJ_TJFLc25JTST98XSvmo5CtgwC0xImz-&index=4
Coca Cola Can Unboxing :rollin
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Ahhh... the Dice nursery rhymes. Nostalgia at it's best.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and liked to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
I could go on and on. Dice was a great standup, and yes... VERY edgy for a couple of years.
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You silly goose Kotowboy, at the time no one did that and it was egdy. Now everybody is shocking.
Also he blew that coke joke by not trying to open up the tab first. Sometimes those sucka's are brutal!
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Never heard of him.
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The only "Dice" I know is this guy (https://legendofcecilioguante.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dicek.jpg).
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Little boy blew...... he needed the money....
Dice was good stuff for about ten minutes, then shit got old real quick. Shock value only went so far when you had Eddie Murphy and Robin WIlliams peaking at the same time. Murphy was fucking stand up gold back then, and unlike Clay, I can still laugh at his act.
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Murphy was gold for sure. Williams is too much yelling and bad impressions-making.
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I recall Vanilla Ice used to open for Dice.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pmKkq6e.gif)
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So that's what a plate job is.
Nice to see some people can keep it clean ;D
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I like how you can't see the chick until she laughs.
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(https://i.imgur.com/df7mNJ4.jpg)
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Pogs
(https://sonicalkaline.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/img_0046.jpg?)
What the hell ever made me things these were cool, :lol
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Pogs
(https://sonicalkaline.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/img_0046.jpg?)
What the hell ever made me things these were cool, :lol
I have a trillion of those in my basement.
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I had a pog once.
Never got what was so great about them. My friend has a book full of them, so maybe it was a collection thing? Regardless, I didn't start wasting my money on silly collections until Pokemon got popular, and that was only because my brother's friend was buying them and I went into competition mode. Such a waste of money... I never did collect them all.
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There was some sort of game you could play with them too where you could win other people's pogs, but I don't remember the specifics. That craze came out way too late for me, but I remember my little sister having some (she is a decade younger).
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There was some sort of game you could play with them too where you could win other people's pogs, but I don't remember the specifics. That craze came out way too late for me, but I remember my little sister having some (she is a decade younger).
This is how we used to play... no clue if it was correct or not (we'd play 1:1)
-Each player selects 10 pogs
-One at a time, you each add to a pog tower with you pogs facing down
-Alternate throwing the slammers at the tower/pile
-You keep whichever pogs turn face up.
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Not sure either, but there were probably many variations of how you could "play pogs."
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There was some sort of game you could play with them too where you could win other people's pogs, but I don't remember the specifics. That craze came out way too late for me, but I remember my little sister having some (she is a decade younger).
This is how we used to play... no clue if it was correct or not (we'd play 1:1)
-Each player selects 10 pogs
-One at a time, you each add to a pog tower with you pogs facing down
-Alternate throwing the slammers at the tower/pile
-You keep whichever pogs turn face up.
I knew a lot of people who had pogs. Thats how I remember us playing the game. But we used 20 pogs.
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Hot Crazy Matrix... warning: practical advice included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&feature=player_detailpage (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&feature=player_detailpage)
(https://i.imgur.com/TQl95Ji.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mWO9azl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/7uSgw6X.jpg.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/9BgA7OK.jpg.png)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10469392_10153145162766959_3129301166901979430_n.jpg?oh=dc4a08ee69b7791a07f20c051a0a913b&oe=5459DC46&__gda__=1414658617_07a643b78c3a545e317842ce2422b626)
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(https://i.imgur.com/rQiPPEv.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/rQiPPEv.jpg)
Yes
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Friday batch:
(https://i.imgur.com/Fzpev.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hg71Maz.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/uiQzI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/QdESc.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/6oJQ4mE.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/x5nrF.jpg)
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Friday batch:
(https://i.imgur.com/6oJQ4mE.jpg)
This is the most annoying thing by far. I've learned to just take the laptop into another room when fixing it for my grandmother, otherwise its going to turn into a fight. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/rQiPPEv.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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^^^ I deliberately went and bought pages just to never have to deal with that again.
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Pages > Word.
Screw Microsoft.
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Never heard of Pages. I use Open Office. Definitely worth the price. :P
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Pages > Word.
Screw Microsoft.
Yes
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Never heard of Pages. I use Open Office. Definitely worth the price. :P
I see what you did thar.
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Open Office is da snizzle!
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I'm on the fence about this GIF:
(https://i.imgur.com/wLZoRip.gif)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/vibrato_zpscc04f410.jpg)
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Especially when it's lodged firmly between two legatos.
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Especially when it's lodged firmly between two legatos.
Be careful your cello is not too big or you might not be able to breve.
And then you'll get crotchety.
And you will MINIM-ise your enjoyment.
:neverusethis:
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I don't get it. I'm a guitarist, I only get pickup lines.
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I don't get it. I'm a guitarist, I only get pickup lines.
you must have a magnetic personality :biggrin:
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Trust me, all the girls want a piezo of the action.
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Trust me, all the girls want a piezo of the action.
:biggrin:
[insert obligatory G String joke here].
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Trust me, all the girls want a piezo of the action.
:biggrin:
[insert obligatory G String joke here].
(https://carvinbbs.com/userpix/42_DC747_2dollarGstring_1.jpg)
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^^^^^^^^^^^
First serious LOL I've had all week. Thank you!
:rollin
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Good batch up there.
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Trust me, all the girls want a piezo of the action.
:biggrin:
[insert obligatory G String joke here].
*pic*
:clap: :lol
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:rollin it's funny because that guitar is worth half that.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Airguitar_zpsa0955f8b.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Airguitar_zpsa0955f8b.jpg.html)
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/titaniclobster_zps36fe1c0c.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
I love it. That's awesome. Death to humans. Long live the lobsters.
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Next SyFy Film ?
LobTsunami.
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How pirates gets their eyepatches:
(https://i.imgur.com/IM3h8QQ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/l57d6QP.jpg)
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The pirate pic is :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/l57d6QP.jpg)
in fairness, I bet the mailman was in a standard vehicle and not a mail truck. We used to live on a mail route where that was a regular occurrence.
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(https://i.imgur.com/l57d6QP.jpg)
in fairness, I bet the mailman was in a standard vehicle and not a mail truck. We used to live on a mail route where that was a regular occurrence.
I knew a guy that delivered the mail in his Subaru. The small town of Salisbury CT had no official mail trucks.
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(https://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o669/bolsters/tumblr_na60a0qIRY1qdlh1io1_400.gif~original)
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Rats!
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Actually I think it was a guinea pig.
(Alf: "Same genus, different species. They taste exactly the same.")
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It's a hamster! I had several of those as a kid.
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There's actually a name for this device, something like "<ancient philosopher> cannon". You place successively smaller objects on top of each other and let them drop together. The smallest one shoots up at high speed.
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I hope the animal was ok.
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His last concert in his career as a conductor. Such a proud moment for him and what happens, a horn player fucks it up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=-Nw8ETbf4wg&app=desktop
Such a little and subtle thing in general but his reaction is just pure *sigh and disappointment, I can see him think: Stupid horns....! :lol
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I FOUND THE REBEL BASS. (https://themetapicture.com/i-found-the-rebel-bass/)
(https://cdn.themetapicture.com/pic/images/2014/08/11/funny-gif-R2D2-playing-bass-cartoon.gif)
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Zydar found it in the gif thread before you.
I found the rebel bass.
(https://i.imgur.com/B7144Eu.gif)
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Damn right.
(https://i.imgur.com/vpNtLXT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/D5NA4jU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oUdJm9K.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EQjSt.jpg)
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lol at that last one since its a babys r us ad... although i would bet pulling out would save a lot more than 600
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(https://i.imgur.com/D5NA4jU.jpg)
has to be a Packers fan. I hate Packer fans
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has to be a Packers fan. I hate Packer fans
That didn't take long, I haven't even done anything to you.
You'll find that some of us are lovely people.
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What do you guys pack? Fudge?
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What do you guys pack? Fudge?
up and go home .
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has to be a Packers fan. I hate Packer fans
That didn't take long, I haven't even done anything to you.
You'll find that some of us are lovely people.
I live in central WI, have followed the Packers since the late 70's. Yes there are many great fans, but the majority are obnoxious, uneducated buffoons who know little about the team, which makes it difficult for us normal people to enjoy the game. I also despise the term "cheesehead".
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has to be a Packers fan. I hate Packer fans
That didn't take long, I haven't even done anything to you.
You'll find that some of us are lovely people.
Yes there are many great fans, but the majority are obnoxious, uneducated buffoons who know little about the team, which makes it difficult for us normal people to enjoy the game.
Welcome to literally every single Sports Franchise.
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Yup :lol
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As a Boston fan, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYAAy8Q_smU
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has to be a Packers fan. I hate Packer fans
That didn't take long, I haven't even done anything to you.
You'll find that some of us are lovely people.
I live in central WI, have followed the Packers since the late 70's. Yes there are many great fans, but the majority are obnoxious, uneducated buffoons who know little about the team, which makes it difficult for us normal people to enjoy the game. I also despise the term "cheesehead".
I feel you. I live in Oklahoma, where everyone's a Thunder fan even if they don't give a shit about basketball.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/saywhattrebek_zps47f9bc87.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/catlsd_zps5026cae4.jpg)
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Fuck yeah! Where was this when I was 10 years old.
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_1483.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_1482.jpg)
(https://batona.net/uploads/posts/2014-06/1402408127_204.jpg)
and lastly, I give you the bosk-mobile.
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_1471.jpg)
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:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6CSqRBu-g
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:lol nice haul jingle
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I am aware that Harlem Shakes aren't a thing anymore. I don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vqnSwTXAAc&feature=player_embedded
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lol
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:lol Seen it a million times and it still makes me smile. That's just about the only one I like from the 'dance songs to people dancing' schtick that was going on for a while.
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I much rather watch the default version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROdVsU_K80
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Are the advertisers for Thomson Reuters not aware of Venn Diagrams or just honest?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvAXSYXIgAEDFNm.png:large)
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:lol
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Whoa, that's pretty bad. Whenever I see overlapping circles, the first thing I think of is Venn Diagrams, and I know I'm not the only one. It amazes me that that design made it from conception to execution without anyone figuring out what it really says about their company.
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You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
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In the US, where I'm from at least, every single mofo would look at that and say the same thing about it being a Venn Diagram. Everyone. :lol That's pretty awesome. Even if it I had no idea what that particular diagram was, it still looks like they're distancing themselves from...the values; it still looks like they're saying in one bubble "these are good qualities!" and then there's another bubble that has "our values" place outside of it...."Well, these are our values, which are not Trust, Partnership, Innovation and Performance". I think almost anyone would look at that and think something similar. I don't know how you couldn't...what other way is there to look at it? Absolutely horrible marketing.
Foolish publicity peeps...your face, you have fallen on.
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I say we kill 'em, take away their kids, raise those kids to adulthood, wait for them to have kids of their own, make those kids work in marketing, and then reveal the truth that the campaigns they've been working on are for nonexistent products.
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BUT NOT AFTER GIVING THEM A GOOD VENN DIAGRAM LESSON!!! :metal
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Marketing people are probably the most math-hating people out there, so this doesn't surprise me at all.
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You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
OK, but that's a fucking Venn diagram.
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:rollin
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You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
I think we spent a while on them around 6th grade, but never really went back to them. They were heavily used in textbooks, though, if I remember correctly.
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You guys really must make heavy use of Venn diagrams in highschool. I mean, they are known and we use them in Germany too (we don't use the name Venn though), but they're mostly just considered convenient visualizations, not these integral diagrams.
OK, but that's a fucking Venn diagram.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/venn_do_I_care_zpse2cffc8e.png)
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That doesn't make any sense.
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I was wondering if I wasn't remembering how the diagram works or if I was just high. It turns out...it was neither. PLOT POTATO.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/other/venndiagram_zps1eea8c05.jpg)
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OHHHHHH IT'S IRONIC!
...is it ironic? Should I call that bitch back, the one with the song? I dunno...I....I feel....
IT'S A TRAP.
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(https://i.imgur.com/feKQge5.jpg)
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Hey guys I found this on the internet and thought it was both pertinent and relatable. I didn't make this, I just found this. It's just a coincidence that I'm posting it now. I'm honestly seriously.
(https://s14.postimg.org/mvk39j0og/image.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/y272QFp.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/wishesdemotivator.jpg)
(https://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/distinctiondemotivator.jpg)
I'm not usually a fan of demotivational posters, but these two had me chuckling a little.
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I really like this one.
(https://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/distinctiondemotivator.jpg)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10590465_736045699765281_6404153204864331171_n.png)
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I don't know what you're talking about. That was some good advice.
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(https://i.imgur.com/CW5IXn9.jpg)
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This British bakery chain seems to have had their Google/Wiki listing hacked. Click to enlarge
(https://s28.postimg.org/adoxz2p95/gregg.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/adoxz2p95/)
Edit - seems to have been fixed on the live listing now but it's documented here
https://www.thedrum.com/news/2014/08/19/google-image-gaffe-claims-greggs-has-sold-shit-scum-over-70-years
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(https://i.imgur.com/CW5IXn9.jpg)
:lol
Stealing for FB! :lol
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It is funny and I liked it. The bummer for me was when I realized that you'd never chill something in the sink in the first place since you chill things in refrigerated/frozen vessels.
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Thaw but we can let it slip. :lol
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I thlept in the think once and I was definitely thaw afterwardth.
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You need to thaw your lips with some tea Kotowboy.
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This might be my favourite sketch, ever.
Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo)
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You need to thaw your lips with some tea Kotowboy.
Capitol idea sport ! Why, i'll put the bloody kettle on this instant ! By jove, I shall be enjoying a brew in two shakes of a lamb's tail by golly I will !
[/Dick Van Dyke]
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(https://38.media.tumblr.com/25ef6b7e65ecbc282382967a24329ed5/tumblr_mt759l7rVK1sped3xo1_400.gif)
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Oh Blanche.
(https://i.imgur.com/Y5q8b.gif)
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Golden Girls is awesome.
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Golden Girls is awesome.
:tup
Did a marathon watch of every episode last year, and it was amazing. Blanche is definitely one of TV's top tramps. :metal
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They show double episodes every day when I have just come home from work. The evening couldn't start off better.
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I saw Slater on a couple episodes fittingly playing a character named Mario.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P7aRR86VfTY
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No Darwin Award. Good try though.
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What a moron.
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(https://i62.tinypic.com/331lzl2.png)
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Article about tits great and small:
https://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwyeWrsh8
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:hearts:
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Article about tits great and small:
https://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwyeWrsh8
:lol
Which reminds me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejARWsuPhVs
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Article about tits great and small:
https://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwyeWrsh8
:lol
Which reminds me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejARWsuPhVs
lol I miss that show
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(https://i.imgur.com/8FomaeW.jpg)
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It'd be cool if they filmed it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/7HMtXxn.png)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I wonder if she called the police if they could arrest you on conspiring to commit murder (depending on the abortion laws where you live).
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It'd be cool if they filmed it.
You never fail to disappoint.
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TWSS
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(https://i.imgur.com/7HMtXxn.png)
:tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/7HMtXxn.png)
:tup
The baby crazy facebook posts by some people are annoying enough, but I've never seen someone actually create a page for an unborn child, and I hope I personally never have to witness it.
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I've seen people post ultrasound images of their unborns and say "Here's a picture of my kid!" and stuff like that, but damn, an actual profile page for their unborn is pretty bizarre.
Plus, you know, Facebook has a minimum age of 14 years old. They're clearly breaking the rules and should be slapped, hard.
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Wow, yea. I mean I feel pretty bad for someone who has lost an unborn child, but to create a facebook page for that child seems really odd and honestly disturbing.
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I hadn't even thought about that. I wasn't talking about unborn babies that died; I was talking about Facebook pages for the fetus in utero, still alive, the way some people have Facebook pages for their cat or dog. But now that you mention it, I do remember seeing a page that someone set up in memory of their stillborn baby, complete with pictures. I wrote that off to part of the grieving process, though. It seemed weird as hell to me, and really, who wants to see pictures of your dead baby? But again, the grieving process. Problem is, at some point you have to move on, delete that page, and they'll never do it, because then it's like deleting the memory of their stillborn baby, and how can you do that?
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Fuckin facebook. How does it work ?
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It'd be cool if they filmed it.
You never fail to disappoint.
Thanks Chadison.
What'd be even cooler is if he nailed film of him nailing the first film chick. You'd be getting your own sloppy seconds in a clean context.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10592818_10154493773085133_6339184854149612547_n.jpg)
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(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MKHrgyqEvxA/TNnOlbWcLEI/AAAAAAAAAek/EVEdQ_fHoyU/s320/the%2Bol%2527%2Bspicy%2Bkeychain.jpg)
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Is that from a movie or is it supposed to be funny because it's random?
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Random. Will Laren's shit is hit or miss but some of the hits are pretty awesome.
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(https://www.booooooom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/willlaren-01.jpg)
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Yeah that's probably wise.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lolworf_zpse50b9449.jpg)
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It was bound to happen....
https://www.mypebblefaces.com/apps/11182/7305/
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lolworf_zpse50b9449.jpg)
???
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It was bound to happen....
https://www.mypebblefaces.com/apps/11182/7305/
Today is not a good day for humanity.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lolworf_zpse50b9449.jpg)
???
If you were a woman about to get in the shower and you open the curtain to see a big alien dude, you'd think your husband was an asshole too.
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Yeah, that one took me a second. He got a cardboard cutout of Worf from somewhere and put it in the shower. She pulled the curtain back and this is what she saw. I thought maybe he dressed up as Worf and hid in the shower, but then I noticed that that's a really good costume, and finally figured out what it was and I think what must've happened.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lolworf_zpse50b9449.jpg)
Clearly husband was thinking "today is a good day to die".
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The guy owns a lifesize cutout of Lieutenant Worf.
He's probably not married.
probably made the caption himself.
probably showers with Worf.
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The guy owns a lifesize cutout of Lieutenant Worf.
He's probably not married.
probably made the caption himself.
probably showers with Worf.
I'd shower with Worf
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Just don't ask him to pass the bat'leth to shave while in the shower.
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Ha
That's funny because I was thinking about that.
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:lol
Dangerous times in the shower. :lol
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Just don't ask him to pass the bat'leth to shave while in the shower.
That's how they make blood wine, you know.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwR5l8wfXlU
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Hmm...disclaimer...my sense of humor is pretty odd, sick and twisted. I'm also quite inebriated at this point. That said, I didn't so much as smirk at that. But I did find it interesting in so many ways. Also a bit sick. So....I suppose...I DID FIND IT FUNNY! :omg: :corn
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I just like the way the monkey throws the cucumber at the guy, like it's saying "fuck you I want a grape". (https://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o669/bolsters/shrug.gif~original)
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Just don't ask him to pass the bat'leth to shave while in the shower.
That's how they make blood wine, you know.
And sing of the great shower battle.
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I'm also quite inebriated at this point.
What do you mean, "at this point"?
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I just read that like Tropic Thunder. :lol
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:yarr
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Buffering videos on Youtube:
(https://i.imgur.com/YdJidgS.gif)
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I like this one:
(https://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o669/bolsters/The-YouTube-Race.png~original)
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My favourite thing it does is when you pause it to let it load - the grey bar goes all the way to the end - so you press play and the grey bar vanishes and starts loading again.
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I just read that like Tropic Thunder. :lol
"I don't read the script. The script reads me." :biggrin:
Greetings...
Nef
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I remember when YT videos were the most reliable on line. Now they're just as bad as every other video player.
Whatever Red Letter Media use to upload videos to their site seems to work great.
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My favourite thing it does is when you pause it to let it load - the grey bar goes all the way to the end - so you press play and the grey bar vanishes and starts loading again.
Yeah, love that. Or when you want to skip forward/back in the grey area you've already buffered, but when you click it starts loading it again.
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Google ruin everything.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ME4Ef.jpg)
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Holy shit
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:lol
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haha ;D
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/XvWIwD7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1e94mQN.jpg)
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I had to think for a while until I got that coke can one, but then I burst out laughing.
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Care to share ?
Because coke zero = zero Jesus ?
;D
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10616088_10152228483006360_9101039601097665734_n.jpg)
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(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aDw0KpK_460s.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aGV9j4n_460s_v2.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/ag0y4LK_460s_v1.jpg)
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Oh god that last one....
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(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aZWbwy0_460s_v1.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
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The latter half of this page really sucks. (https://www.trancefix.nl/images/smilies/camillaisgek/shrug.gif)
To each their own. Shit annoyed me more than anything. Then again... I did wake up to the smell of my dog's farts so...
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UFO caught on tape. (https://i.imgur.com/YtFL7or.png)
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I am guessing lens flare.
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It's fake. You can tell by the lack of blur.
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It's fake. You can tell by the lack of blur.
And the sellotape and drawing of a UFO too :neverusethis:
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A list of lists of lists. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists)
Well, I thought it was funny.
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(https://i.imgur.com/NqXluoi.jpg)
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Hmmm... I'm not gonna knock it since I can't think of anything better at the moment, but I feel like this could be done much better...
Either way, I didn't laugh.
THUSLY, TO THE BIEBER PIT YOU GO. CHUNK HIM.
(https://skipthepie.org/nutrition-photos/o/19119_13042359498103.jpg)
I'll let myself out. (I'm eating one of these right now BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I DID THIS; I DID THIS FOR THE PEOPLE)
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Chunkys are so fucking good. Speaking of early 90s candy which faded into obscurity, I'm eating a Symphony right now and dat shit virgin pussy tight.
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AWWWWWWWW SHIIIIET that's one of my favorites. DAT ALMOND ONE. I like the milk chocolate more but every now and then when I'm feeling real frisky and ready for a thrill...I'll break out dat almond one.
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Wit da toffee too, cuz?
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Speaking of awesome candies that faded into obscurity...
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgtl6y5UYn1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg)
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Same era too. Well played, Timberly.
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Chunkys are so fucking good. Speaking of early 90s candy which faded into obscurity, I'm eating a Symphony (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jh-E5m01wY) right now and dat shit virgin pussy tight.
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Same era too. Well played, Timberly.
Thank you, blacky! :heart
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Same era too. Well played, Timberly.
Thank you, blacky! :heart
:omg:
(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif)
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Heh, I used to call DarkCastle "Darky" until we became FB pals and became Josh and Dylan.
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Wait... you guys exist outside of DTF?
wait.. I'm FB friends with both of you.
OR IS IT ALL A LIE???!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!11111111boobs
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That's pretty much the main reason why I don't use social media. Because you guys are all denizens of the grid. It's just a lie out there, Jay. Don't believe it. I once believed it... Now? Now I don't know. I just don't know, Jay.
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I don't have friends because I'm an asshole. :D
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Jay, I'm only friends with you so I can get cheap security once I'm rich and famous. I wanted to let you down lightly. Sorry :(
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I don't have friends because I'm an asshole. :D
I have friends and I'm an asshole to them.
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I have an asshole and I'm a friend.
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I have an asshole and I'm a friend.
There's a prison pick-up line if ever I heard one.
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Ummm...EXCUSE ME.
I was thinking The Purple Flamingo.
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Is that what they call it these days?
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:hat :millahhhh
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(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aXEpxY2_460s_v1.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aj6028x_460s.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/avZgdbE_460s.jpg)
(https://9gag.com/gag/ax2GEpK)
(https://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/anXKogV_460sa_v1.gif)
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Warning: Language may reduce your IQ. But not that long and worth it if you read to the end.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Bq4D6 (https://imgur.com/gallery/Bq4D6)
(Yeah, it's one of "those". But it was a new one to me.)
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This is a social media trend I could get behind......
NSFW language.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgMMNF3LzCA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgMMNF3LzCA)
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%selfie... Theres a few people on FB that will be seeing that soon.
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%selfie... Theres a few people on FB that will be seeing that soon.
Exactly ;)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/batsignalexercise_zps1d66a2b0.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/inthatorder_zpsd0292fa4.jpg)
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Bat Signal = :lol
BJ Milk Cookies = Take all my money for that.
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% poutyface
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Bat Signal = :lol
BJ Milk Cookies = Take all my money for that.
Blowjob Milk Cookies
Blowjob Milk
Blowjob Milk...
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Another one of those " doesn't need a caption " pics.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10426122_1466393253638790_5174703749028336217_n.jpg?oh=ebe5fdb4d8766b66d81d4cda366c3b33&oe=545E2F95&__gda__=1415429573_3091cbccd69fccfbb776fd4eef4203a1)
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:lol
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:rollin
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:lol :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :lol
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I took this picture heading to a free concert today.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20140830_124329_zpslfq6qfwi.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/20140830_124329_zpslfq6qfwi.jpg.html)
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Must be a Metallica show cuz I definitely see Kirk Hammock.
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First look at the latest Batman trailer:
(https://i.imgur.com/VB7kb.jpg)
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(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/umbrella_man.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/1upB4Rb.jpg)
Was just checking the thread, and oh my god, I know that place. I live a couple of hundred meters from there, know people who work there... Never saw it like that :lol
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Well now you can't unsee it :lol
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Well now you can't unsee it :lol
You can say that again! I'll make sure the owners get to see it ;)
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(https://i.imgur.com/t5GX8c8.jpg)
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:P It works apart from the floating dog lead !
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He can't even reach his dick. How does he pee? Poor guy....
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He can't even reach his dick. How does he pee? Poor guy....
Look at her arms. She's clearly doing all the handy-work here.
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He can't even reach his dick. How does he pee? Poor guy....
If I couldn't reach my dick peeing would not be the first thing I'd worry about....
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(https://i.imgur.com/MjzWDvu.jpg)
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:lol
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Disney Beauty and the Beast spoof: If Belle lived in the hood...
Todrick Hall is a recent discovery for me, but damn he's awesome.
There are a couple of these videos but this one is far and away the best. It's so perfectly spot-on, really well directed and well-made- and I'll never be able to think of the original Disney version the same way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzds6fRfjM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzds6fRfjM)
(I also might have posted this a few months ago when I first came across it. I don't remember. But it's worth posting again if I did).
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(https://i.imgur.com/t5GX8c8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/x0q2u5X.jpg)
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shit just got weird
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Holy fuckin fantastic :hefdaddy
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There's a shoop in there somewhere... :justjen
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DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!
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There's a shoop in there somewhere... :justjen
You're right.
They took out the leash. Walking a dog without a leash. Craziness.
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:omg:
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^^ :rollin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_YpOvRd3o&app=desktop
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10612982_10203297881981179_7162316010275935051_n.jpg?oh=a6c91b9431b6d744850e116873af1264&oe=54756808)
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:blob:
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:biggrin:
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-161.jpg?w=550&h=387)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-221.jpg?w=550&h=734)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-311.jpg?w=550&h=425)
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-221.jpg?w=550&h=734)
if it was a hot day, there is no way this picture is funny.
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Yeah, I completely agree. Hot dog biscuits are just awful and not a laughing matter at all. They should always be served chilled, often with a light salad on the side.
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-dar-221.jpg?w=550&h=734)
if it was a hot day, there is no way this picture is funny.
Cracked Window, and what looks like an overcast sky? I'm sure the dog was fine.
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This made my day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
Love how cute the dog actually is on close up. :lol
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Tonight I realised that a sequel to " E.T. " would be " F.U. "
:biggrin:
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E. T. Episode II: F. U.
(https://www.casa8.tv/datafiles/suite/escritorio/aplicativo/webdesign/abertura/LUZ%20CAMERA/et5.jpg)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8306606336/hA515C8F8/)
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/heaven.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SYvDt.jpg)
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Probably because Moore Door will never be open again. :neverusethis:
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/coats_zps6c24c50b.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/coats_zps6c24c50b.jpg)
:rollin
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Probably because Moore Door will never be open again. :neverusethis:
:tup
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/coats_zps6c24c50b.jpg)
:rollin
:JayOctavarium:
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Serious question though, that's the penguin chicks, right?
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Serious question though, that's the penguin chicks, right?
Yes, King Penguin chicks.
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Serious question though, that's the penguin chicks, right?
Yes, King Penguin chicks.
So, basically that one dude is walking around trying to figure out which one he's gonna bang?
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:zydar:
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"Chicks" as in "younglings," not "chicks" as in "females". King Penguins don't go for that pedo shit.
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Whatever...the males method for "keeping them warm" is to park them between their balls and buttcheeks for weeks on end. Fucking pervs....
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So that's what you do with your eggs before making your omelets RJ.
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Yup, makes cracking them without getting shells in there so much easier.
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:|
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:|
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I hope all of you guys have seen "Surf's Up". Great movie, and all about penguins.
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Whatever...the males method for "keeping them warm" is to park them between their balls and buttcheeks for weeks on end.
Wait...so...your dad never did that to you? Isn't that normal? ???
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:|
Wow, I silenced Zydar. I feel like a total disgusting perv now.
Kinda proud of that actually....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRKYN8TeUg&list=UUO5Da7kc1uvYwsSsnwcSCZg
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I said on twitter that i'd only believe Metallica were in the studio when they personally release photos of themselves in HQ recording.
Someone linked me to an article of Lars saying " we will start the new album in September ".
The article was from 2013
:lol
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:lol I love shit like that. Having someone attempt to one-up someone else with either false/dated/obsolete information, especially if it's REALLY old (doubly so if it's based in the realm of science), is just one of the many facets of joy the internet brings me.
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Metallica have been saying they'll get to work on the new album in the new year as far back as 2010.
It's just comedy now. The band they were in the 80s and early 90s has well and truly gone.
Now they have no idea who they even are anymore and keep doing weird extra curricular projects that keep failing miserably :lol ***
:corn I'm so over waiting for a new album that it's ridiculous.
IF it ever comes out - i'll listen to it but they haven't put out a half-decent album in nearly 18 years.
*** Orion Fest - they lost money
Lulu album - everyone hated it.
3D Movie - Lost loads of money.
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I've butted heads with people on this subject more times than I can count, and it never accomplishes anything, so I don't know why I keep letting myself get sucked in. Still, I have to ask, if you're 'so over waiting for a new album', why do you keep bringing up the fact that they haven't released an album? If you really don't care anymore, why pay attention?
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Because it really is like a car crash :lol
You can't help but read every interview with them talking absolute horse shit...
It's just amusing to me. How far one band can fall.
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Fair enough. :)
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I said on twitter that i'd only believe Metallica were in the studio when they personally release photos of themselves in HQ recording.
Someone linked me to an article of Lars saying " we will start the new album in September ".
The article was from 2013
:lol
Except they released a demo recording of Lords of Summer.
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....which was written specifically for the " By Request " tour and not for a future album.
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JOKES ON YOU, KOTOW, THAT'S ONE LESS SONG FOR THEM TO WRITE!
:P (this smiley should be cut in half since I wouldn't be all that surprised if it happened)
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Metallica are "jokes" as the kids say these days.
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....which was written specifically for the " By Request " tour and not for a future album.
Source? Pretty sure I saw a video where James mentioned it in regards to the album.
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How to write a black metal song - and how to make a happy black metal song. :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8ODuozdIo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8ODuozdIo)
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^ :lol
Tio, your batch was very awesome as well :metal
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Or, more likely Diyttririum Selenide (Y2Se3) and a load of leftover noble gases (seeing as they don't bond with anything usually).
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Or, more likely Diyttririum Selenide (Y2Se3) and a load of leftover noble gases (seeing as they don't bond with anything usually).
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I love noble gases.
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Nah coz theres more going past the edge of the picture than there is getting from the centre to the edge of the picture.
Same as how when you're in a train - the track right outside the window seems to be moving way faster than the track up ahead.
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No way.
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No way.
WAY IN A MANGER :metal
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:lol
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WTF is "mid control"?
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I'm assuming it was suppose to be "mind".
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WTF is "mid control"?
First thing I noticed too.
I'm assuming it was suppose to be "mind".
Thank you captain obvious! :tup :lol
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WTF is "mid control"?
Thank you captain obvious! :tup :lol
For all I know, he may have interpreted that as the government having a conspiracy to control the size of our mid sections or something.
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Any DUCK TALES fans out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
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Any DUCK TALES fans out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
Ha! Brilliant!
I have them on DVD :-|
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:rollin at the horse one.
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:rollin at the horse one.
:lol :lol :lol Yeah.
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:rollin at the horse one.
:lol :lol :lol Yeah.
:rollin yup good one!
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https://www.theonion.com/articles/features-of-the-new-apple-watch,36890/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:3:Default
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:lol
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:lol
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:lol No way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaafK0reVzs#t=130
:lol
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:lol
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One of Colin Mochrie's many funny jokes on Whose Line Is It Anyway :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH5oQ05Bs70 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH5oQ05Bs70)
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That is the anti this (stolen from the GIF thread):
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:clap:
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That is the anti this (stolen from the GIF thread):
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:lol Yep, first thing I thought of, too!
I love the shocking twist in the "eat that pussy" comic. :omg:
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:lol Yep, first thing I thought of, too!
It's great because they both give the exact same look at the end and that look is classic.
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Hahaha great batch. Hard to drink my beer while reading this thread.
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Maybe it's just the beer, but I can't stop laughing at thing. Nicki Minaj's Anaconda: The Fart Version
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=933_1409205793
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That gif of the couples:
:rollin :rollin
Jesus fucking cunt, that look of utter disdain makes me want to blow them the fuck up with a rocket launcher. That fucking look...it's the reason I probably won't ever be in a relationship again. That kind of bullshit is just...just makes me wanna go all Hannibal on someone. Fuck that shit. :lol PHEW! Laughter out of complete abhorrence is interesting. SO much said in a single glance. ASL;ETIHAWEPOTUIQH2Y3P598UAWDLFGNAW39846YWQ3PJROTHAPOUIGYH
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Drunk much?
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:lol
What the hell?! :lol
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someone hacked Alabama's football website and change the bio for offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin...
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Ouch!
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Doesn't look hacked to me.
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Drunk much?
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I think this may have something to do with how it's being marketed or a meme. I went by a Starbucks today and a sign said "We have the Pumpkin Spice Latte. We know- we "can't even" either."
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:rollin Beautiful.
I thought at first that the picture of the 'safety poster' and the 'never eat alone' guy were the same picture and I was just all, "PERFECT MOMENT IN TIME".
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It makes me feel better that I actually felt bad about laughing so hard at this...
https://www.theonion.com/articles/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11,33768/
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:rollin :lol
It makes me feel better that I laughed at that with no regard for the loss of humanity or the moral implications because I'm striving to become Hell's greatest new leader with a heart for small animals, infants between the ages of 3 - 4 1/2 years old and Pokemon.
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Well, you know the old formula ... time + tragedy = comedy. I guess 13 is the magic number telling us enough time has passed now.
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I just wish it had a big fat Jared flying towards the sandwiches.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TisMsYavFUY
:lol
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You have no idea how great that is.
Math nowadays is f'n retarded. At least in these here parts, your marks on based on three components.
1 - get the right answer
2 - show your work on how you got the right answer
3 - explain how you did it in words.
Um... re: #3... da fuq? Since when do you use words to describe math. We don't use numbers to write essays! Like, explaining how you got the right answer matters in real life.
"I'm sorry officer, but unless you can explain to me how you came to the result that I was going 25 over the speed limit, I'm not required to pay that ticket".
:lolpalm:
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I have no problem with describing math in words. Because usually the description in words shows whether the "solver" understood what the fuck he was doing, or just followed a set of rules like an automaton with no understanding.
Shitting on Common Core is such a knee-jerk reaction these days, kinda like ... an automaton.
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I have no problem with describing math in words. Because usually the description in words shows whether the "solver" understood what the fuck he was doing, or just followed a set of rules like an automaton with no understanding.
Not really. I don't know about you, but when I was in school, the 'explain your work' portion of the process basically consisted of me writing down the rules and demonstrating how they applied to the problem I had just solved. It didn't prove that I understood the material; it proved that I had read the textbook. Which was kind of a stupid process for me, because I really didn't need to read the textbook in order to the understand the material. Math always came naturally to me. What ruined it for me was the fact that I constantly had to write out everything just to prove that I wasn't a cheating moron, which created a set of rambling and inefficient steps for a process that should be as simple and precise as possible.
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I'm all for people learning to understand the process, but everything I've seen from this Common Core stuff just seems completely bizarre.
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You have no idea how great that is.
Math nowadays is f'n retarded. At least in these here parts, your marks on based on three components.
1 - get the right answer
2 - show your work on how you got the right answer
3 - explain how you did it in words.
Um... re: #3... da fuq? Since when do you use words to describe math. We don't use numbers to write essays! Like, explaining how you got the right answer matters in real life.
"I'm sorry officer, but unless you can explain to me how you came to the result that I was going 25 over the speed limit, I'm not required to pay that ticket".
:lolpalm:
Never had to do 3 in high school, and didn't always have to do 2. 2 was never required, but it generally happened anyways depending on whatever problem we were doing that we couldn't do in our head :lol
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I seem to remember that #2 was fairly new when I was doing math in school (class of 88 btw). But what I do remember is that the teacher must have thought even that was retarded, because he would only make us show our work on the first few problems...not *every* one.
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I always encouraged students to show their work, but if they got the right answer, then they were in the clear. If the answer was wrong, but they'd shown their work, I could usually grant partial credit if they'd shown that they understood the process but just screwed up on something minor.
Yes, in the real world, getting it right is all that counts, but school isn't the real world. In school, the idea is to learn the process. If a problem takes ten steps to solve and you got nine of the steps correct, I have to have some way of differentiating between that and the guy who literally had no idea what to do and left it blank.
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Isn't the fact that he left it blank a pretty solid indicator that he didn't know what to do?
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Yes, and he gets zero points for that answer. Do you also give zero points to the person who got nine of the ten steps correct and clearly knew the process but made a simple mistake somewhere?
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Sure.
But I'm probably not the best person to ask. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the grading system in general. I understand that we need some kind of system in order to measure how well the students understand the material, but I worry that understanding the material actually becomes secondary to getting good grades. I think it's important to keep in mind that a failing grade is only really a failure if you don't learn anything from it. Getting an answer wrong and getting zero points on it isn't necessarily a bad thing if it's part of a learning process.
So, speaking for myself, I don't really give a damn whether you write '9/10' or '0/1' on that kid's paper, as long as you follow up with him and show him where he went wrong.
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Sure.
But I'm probably not the best person to ask. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the grading system in general. I understand that we need some kind of system in order to measure how well the students understand the material, but I worry that understanding the material actually becomes secondary to getting good grades. I think it's important to keep in mind that a failing grade is only really a failure if you don't learn anything from it. Getting an answer wrong and getting zero points on it isn't necessarily a bad thing if it's part of a learning process.
Well, in my school experience, homework was usually given that covered the material we learned in class that day, so the learning process should have been taken care of. If the student doesn't understand, they should ask questions in class. On that note, since there's usually less help at home, a decent attempt at an answer, if incorrect, should be given partial credit IMO.
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The way I see it, the homework is supposed to be part of the learning process.
But again, I'm talking about a major reform of the entire education system where grades aren't as important. Given the system we have, I do understand giving partial credit in a situation like that. I have no real problem with how Orbert handled things, because he apparently did give students full credit for getting an answer correct even if they didn't show their work. What really bugs me is when a kid gets the answer right and possibly understands the material better than anyone else in the class and still gets the question 'wrong' because they didn't show their work.
Anyway, sorry for the tangent. Funnies!
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So, speaking for myself, I don't really give a damn whether you write '9/10' or '0/1' on that kid's paper, as long as you follow up with him and show him where he went wrong.
Of course. But that's still only part of it. The real reason for giving partial credit is to encourage students to keep trying. If it's a complex problem that requires ten steps (yeah, back to that example again), some will say "Forget it, there's no way" and just skip that problem completely. They will have learned nothing. But if they know that they'll at least get something for their efforts, most will at least give it a shot, some will actually get it right, and overall much more learning will have occurred.
The idea is to get them to tackle hard problems that can't be solved right away, those for which there is no simple solution. And to teach them that they can actually do it, if they break it down into smaller tasks and do each step correctly. Teachers don't get paid worth shit; I left that game 20 years ago to make actual money. But seeing entire rooms full of kids solving complex Trigonometry problems and Geometry proofs, knowing that I got them there, that was my real payday.
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Oh yeah, how could I forget?
Safe For Work
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Colombia Women's Cycling Team
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that's a gutsy fashion designer they hired.
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I want that sword!
And the worst backpack ever:
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And the worst backpack best backsack ever:
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Patrick Stewart lobster
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:lol
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I don't sea the joke
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That shower looks really clawstrophobic
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Scarface school play (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LvB9soqceQA)
Not sure whether this is amazing or really wrong...
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I've never seen Scarface, but that was fantastic. I bet a school could raise a bunch of money if they did plays with children that depicted the most adult movies.
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Holy crap that's brilliant.
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I love the whole string of "fuding, fudger cockroaches" toward the end. ...and the Kid's Tony grimace was killer!! :lol
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Yea, I guess i'm gonna be that guy and say that wasn't really to my taste. :-\ Yea I get it's funny for adults seeing kids say those lines but something didn't feel right and it didn't help with the word play either.
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lol thats kind of cool and funny, however yea, maybe we shouldnt be spending money on this type of science and leave that to people who have too much time on their hands.
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Ant that grand.
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I kinda see the point, but I also see the point to a lot of research that many people might find ridiculous. We know that ants walk in a line to and from the nest to gather food and stuff. Someone wonders whether they all just brainlessly follow the line, or if there's a scent trail, or they're counting the number of steps, or what. Does it matter? Probably not in the grand scheme of things, but now there's a question to investigate.
Eventually it shows up in a textbook somewhere. "Ants always know how to get to the food because they count the steps and thus know how far away it is." How do we know this? Well, we caught a few of them and put little stilts on them...
And really, it's not this kind of research cost billions of dollars.
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Here is the thing about research: Just because a lay person doesn't see the immediate utility in something doesn't mean something important is not being discovered. Primary research is still what fuels innovation, not some guy saying, "We need to invent a better ________" or "Wouldn't it be cool if I had something that did __________". One of the problems the science community is facing is that primary research funding is being slashed and for directed research, which has a narrow scope.
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Here is the thing about research: Just because a lay person doesn't see the immediate utility in something doesn't mean something important is not being discovered. Primary research is still what fuels innovation, not some guy saying, "We need to invent a better ________" or "Wouldn't it be cool if I had something that did __________". One of the problems the science community is facing is that primary research funding is being slashed and for directed research, which has a narrow scope.
What this guy said.
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Sure.
But I'm probably not the best person to ask. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the grading system in general. I understand that we need some kind of system in order to measure how well the students understand the material, but I worry that understanding the material actually becomes secondary to getting good grades. I think it's important to keep in mind that a failing grade is only really a failure if you don't learn anything from it. Getting an answer wrong and getting zero points on it isn't necessarily a bad thing if it's part of a learning process.
So, speaking for myself, I don't really give a damn whether you write '9/10' or '0/1' on that kid's paper, as long as you follow up with him and show him where he went wrong.
Holy hell, I would always do the classwork as it's part of learning the process. I would never really do the Homework, if I did I never really finished it. Would rather play with friends while I still had time. Where it mattered was the Tests after each section, most counted for a higher percentage of your grade. Which I would do good on.
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Scarface school play (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LvB9soqceQA)
Not sure whether this is amazing or really wrong...
Perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Bravo :clap:
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Patrick Stewart lobster
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Oh Patrick - you so cray crayfish
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Patrick Stewart is so cool that he makes sitting in a tub wearing a lobster costume look cool.
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When in reality -
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It's that hot it is.
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Patrick Stewart is so cool that he makes being hot look cool.
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He just yells "Engage" and his deodorant kicks in.
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Here is the thing about research: Just because a lay person doesn't see the immediate utility in something doesn't mean something important is not being discovered. Primary research is still what fuels innovation, not some guy saying, "We need to invent a better ________" or "Wouldn't it be cool if I had something that did __________". One of the problems the science community is facing is that primary research funding is being slashed and for directed research, which has a narrow scope.
And a lot of great things have been created/discovered by accident while trying to do something else. Like Post-it notes!
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And the microwave!
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Yes, the microwave! The hit dance craze of the 1950s!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IssT5FgzQY
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I may be missing the point but to me that sort of research really makes me chuckle. I'm very much in the "fund it till it works" camp with science.
And......ants can count! They are counting! How are they counting and what do they call the numbers? I'd really like to know.
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Well this kinda proves that ants are intelligent because they can count, on the other it kinda proves that ants are dumb, because they do not realize that they have stilts on their legs. This leaves me confused.
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I may be missing the point but to me that sort of research really makes me chuckle. I'm very much in the "fund it till it works" camp with science.
You be surprised how much stuff you use everyday that was a result of some other form of scientific testing or progress. Hell, half the stuff in hospitals wasn't sought out, it was all derived from NASA technologies that ended up serving multiple purposes.
Laser Angioplasty: From laser technology for remote sensing of the ozone layer, Advanced Inter-dentinal Systems, Irvine, Calif., developed a cool laser that uses ultraviolet light energy to operate on human tissue.
Digital Cardiac Imaging (DCI) System: Designed by Phillips Medical Systems International, DCI uses image processing technology on a monitor of the heart's regions, following a catheter as it moves. The technology was developed for NASA Earth remote-sensing satellites.
Digital Imaging Breast Biopsy System: Goddard Space Flight Center contracted with Scientific Imaging Technologies, Inc. (SITe) to develop a new advanced charge coupled device that could be manufactured at lower cost. SITe applied the NASA-driven enhancementsto develop a technique called the"sees" a breast structure with x-ray vision.
Artificial Heart: The technology used in space shuttle fuel pumps led to the development of a miniaturized ventricular assist pump by NASA and renowned heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey. The tiny pump -- two inches long, one inch in diameter and weighing less than four ounces -- has been successfully implanted into more than 20 people.
Diagnostic Instrument: NASA technology was used to create a compact laboratory instrument for hospitals and doctors' offices that more quickly analyzes blood, doing it in 30 seconds instead of 20 minutes.
Bioreactor: Developed for space shuttle medical research, this rotating cell culture apparatus simulates some aspects of the space environment, or microgravity, on the ground. Tissue samples grown in the bioreactor are being used to design therapeutic drugs and antibodies. Some scientists believe the bioreactor will routinely produce human tissue for research and transplantation.
Infrared Thermometer: Infrared sensors developed to remotely measure the temperature of distant stars and planets led to the development of the hand-held optical sensor thermometer. Placed inside the ear canal, the thermometer provides an accurate reading in two seconds or less.
Lifesaving Light: Special lighting technology developed for plant growth experiments on space shuttle missions is now used to treat brain tumors in children. Doctors at the Medical College of Wisconsin in Milwaukee use light-emitting diodes in a treatment called photodynamic therapy, a form of chemotherapy, to kill cancerous tumors.
Prosthesis Material: Responding to a request from the orthopedic appliance industry, NASA recommended that the foam insulation used to protect the shuttle's external tank replace the heavy, fragile plaster used to produce master molds for prosthetics. The new material is light, virtually indestructible and easy to ship and store.
Insulation Pumps: Implantable and external insulin pumps, which are based on technology used on the Mars Viking spacecraft, have aided insulin-dependent diabetics. These computerized pumps can infuse insulin at a pre-programmed rate, allowing more precise control of blood sugar level and eliminating the need for daily injections.
Infrared Camera: A sensitive infrared hand-held camera that observes the blazing plumes from the shuttle also is capable of scanning for fires. Designed by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory Center for Space Microelectronics in partnership with Amber, a Raytheon company, the camera can also be used for night vision and navigation. During the brush fires that ravaged Malibu, Calif., in 1996, the camera was used to point out hot spots for firefighters.
Rescue Tool: Rescue squads have an extrication tool to help remove accident victims from wrecked vehicles. The hand-held device requires no auxiliary power systems or cumbersome hoses and is 70 percent cheaper than previous rescue equipment. The cutter uses a miniature version of the explosive charges that separate devices on the shuttle.
Jewelry Design Equipment: Jewelers no longer have to worry about inhaling dangerous asbestos fibers from the blocks they use as soldering bases. Space shuttle heat shield tiles offer jewelers a safer soldering base with temperature resistance far beyond the 1,400 degrees F. generated by the jeweler's torch.
Kidney Dialysis: Dialysis machines were developed as a result of a NASA-developed chemical process to remove toxic waste from used dialysis fluid.
Physical Rehabilitation: A cardiovascular conditioner developed for astronauts in space led to the development of a physical therapy and athletic development machine used by football teams, sports clinics and medical rehabilitation centers.
Water Purification: The technology for purifying water, used on the Apollo spacecraft, now is used to kill bacteria, viruses and algae in community water supply systems and cooling towers. Also, filters mounted on faucets can reduce lead in water supplies.
Vacuum Metallizing Techniques: These led to an extensive line of commercial products, from insulated outer garments and packaging for foods, to wall coverings, window shades, life rafts, candy wrappings, reflective blankets and photographic reflectors.
Cordless Power Tools: A NASA requirement during the Apollo program, re-chargeable tools were developed to permit astronauts to do repairs in space.
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And mouthwash..........started off as a rubbish floor cleaner
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Also surely there is something to be said for contributing to humanity's knowledge, regardless of whether it produces something that is useful in a lot of people's day to day life. Most people don't ask why people are "wasting time" or money on making films, creating music, writing books etc. even though that doesn't contribute towards curing cancer or other things people would consider important / worthy enough.
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That's a great point. And not for nothing, I get more enjoyment out of research results like this than I do most movies.
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And you really can't know whether information is going to be useful until you know what it is. You might find something unexpected and amazing, or maybe useless and mundane. Knowledge is always a good thing, and understanding our world better is a worthy goal in itself, even if it doesn't eventually yield practical benefits.
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Also surely there is something to be said for contributing to humanity's knowledge, regardless of whether it produces something that is useful in a lot of people's day to day life. Most people don't ask why people are "wasting time" or money on making films, creating music, writing books etc. even though that doesn't contribute towards curing cancer or other things people would consider important / worthy enough.
Well that doesnt come out of tax payers money. Its entertainment. I have no problem on the basis of using tax money on research, its just that sometimes when you read about what they are researching (ants on stilts) that you sit and think, well maybe my tax money should go to something a bit more productive to society. I also don't know if tax payer money was used for that research, Im just talking broadly about the issue. And I agree, lots of seemingly pointless research has turned into something productive in another sector.
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This shits hilarious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/94617b7555aefc8b418145a01fe0a157/tumblr_mz1cvl1RkE1qzax1xo1_500.png)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/dDn0Qlo.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xdHPCLW.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TX9dbK6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ze4tw6d.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Dfhfk7j.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aaaid2A.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/TX9dbK6.jpg)
Holy shit :rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POwayWGeQAU
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My word! Is that what drums sound like thrown down a set of stairs?
I find his lack of self awareness disturbing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ze4tw6d.jpg)
Yeah that sums it up pretty nicely
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I never thought of myself as remotely OCD but the inverted sticker on the middle one is annoying.
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I never thought of myself as remotely OCD but the inverted sticker on the middle one is annoying.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xdHPCLW.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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https://www.wvva.com/story/26563681/2014/09/18/police-seize-190-pounds-of-illegally-harvested-ginseng
You would think the people they seized this from would have been too alert to let something like this happen? :facepalm:
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https://www.wvva.com/story/26563681/2014/09/18/police-seize-190-pounds-of-illegally-harvested-ginseng
You would think the people they seized this from would have been too alert to let something like this happen? :facepalm:
For real? They can arrest you for having ginseng which is a totally legal plant?
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Illegally harvested.
Eh, I dunno. Maybe my funny is turned off. Probably the fatigue...up with a sick baby all night.
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How do you illegally harvest something? Do you not have a harvesting license to harvest in your own backyard? Or did you harvest it from someone else's farm, because that is simply theft.
:huh:
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Maybe you guys should read the article? :lol
They also had guns, illegal drugs, etc. They also answer your question.
(https://cdn.hark.com/images/000/006/085/6085/original.0)
;D
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Seriously. The article also mentions that there's an official harvesting time, and they harvested before that.
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Seriously. The article also mentions that there's an official harvesting time, and they harvested before that.
ohlol :lol
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Seriously. The article also mentions that there's an official harvesting time, and they harvested before that.
I did read that, but seriously? There's a law saying when you can and when you can't harvest? What happened with free commerce?
They also had guns, illegal drugs, etc. They also answer your question.
I did read that and that's ok, but the way they put it the police was interested in the ginseng and happened to found all those other things during the raid.
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Seriously. The article also mentions that there's an official harvesting time, and they harvested before that.
I did read that, but seriously? There's a law saying when you can and when you can't harvest? What happened with free commerce?
You are aware that there is such a thing as hunting season, right? It's essentially the hunting season for ginseng.
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I can get having a hunting season in order to preserve the animals and not have them extinct because people hunt them whenever they feel like it. Or is there another reason the hunting season exists?
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I can get having a hunting season in order to preserve the animals and not have them extinct because people hunt them whenever they feel like it. Or is there another reason the hunting season exists?
Down south they have gator season as a means to control the population. The animals are actually too successful and are eating peoples' dogs.
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I can get having a hunting season in order to preserve the animals and not have them extinct because people hunt them whenever they feel like it. Or is there another reason the hunting season exists?
Crops grow seasonally. I would imagine the same reasoning applies.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/canteatgluten_zpse177e000.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/scienceproject_zps00fb5e74.jpg)
BTW, that science project is 100% accurate. I hated those fucking things as a student, and I REALLY hate them as a parent. Fuck that shit.
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Re Science Fair - spot on. I remember in 7th grade, I did the stupidest experiment the night before, total bare-bones presentation display, and got an A... because it was a 'true' experiment, and not just a flashy display.
lolgradeschool
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So I tweeted that I was in the Apple Store in town checking out the new iPhone 6 and 6 Plus.
Got a reply : " Oh FFS - Get A LIFE !!! it's just a phone FFS !!! "
Which was funny since the person who replied to me wasn't even following me so he'd obviously searched " iPhone " just to find people to harass about having no life :lol
#Irony :neverusethis:
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But the important question is "Can ants be trained to sort tiny screws in outer space."
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Maybe you guys should read the article? :lol
They also had guns, illegal drugs, etc. They also answer your question.
(https://cdn.hark.com/images/000/006/085/6085/original.0)
;D
The less I know the better
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ca598e9868041f56f4b212c8b914c77/tumblr_mrwnzlJ1kG1rzkyaxo1_500.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/73bd3e3f95496600d986234074b458c3/tumblr_mrwnzlJ1kG1rzkyaxo2_500.png)
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Love this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ymriMhoj0
:lol
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Dude's blood needs to be used as the base for a new nuclear-grade energy drink.
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Love this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ymriMhoj0
:lol
I'd hire that guy in a heartbeat. Don't care what the job is. People like him raise up others.
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Love this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ymriMhoj0
:lol
Was that reporter a high school student? She handled that damn well and carried herself like a professional.
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What was there to handle? A happy, exuberant dude?
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She probably handled him just fine after the interview too
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Double post
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She probably handled him just fine after the interview too
That explains the enthusiasm.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AlcEGyf.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fmlNR9l.jpg)
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That second one :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/jEqtKXO.jpg)
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:lol
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^^ :lol
Oh and, Photographer Recreates Famous Portraits With John Malkovich As His Model. (https://www.boredpanda.com/portrait-remakes-malkovich-homage-to-photographic-masters-sandro-miller/)
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So this happened :P :P
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByTPBLMCcAAIL8h.png:large)
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Oh and, Photographer Recreates Famous Portraits With John Malkovich As His Model. (https://www.boredpanda.com/portrait-remakes-malkovich-homage-to-photographic-masters-sandro-miller/)
Stunning, amazing, wonderful.
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Malkovich, Malkovich ? :omg:
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The Marilyn one is pretty fucking creepy though.
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So was in HMV and checked out the new Cannibal Corpse album tracklist.
It did not disappoint.
" Icepick Lobotomy ".
:rollin. I was on the floor laughing.
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So was in HMV and checked out the new Cannibal Corpse album tracklist.
It did not disappoint.
" Icepick Lobotomy ".
:rollin. I was on the floor laughing.
What is so funny about that? This stuff really happened and was a gruesome procedure done on real people.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/lobotomy1.htm (https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/lobotomy1.htm)
You get mad at people using the size term "plus size", but lobotomy's get you laughing on the floor.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Icepick Lobotomy isnt really funny, and "plus size" isnt really bad.
You are just reaching for something to post about and hope someone pays attention to you.
I guess I am guilty of giving you attention.
Oh well.
Good Day.
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What? He's laughing about the choice of song titles from this band, not the actual procedure. That's what I'm guessing any way.
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Not so much icepick lobotomy , but as a teen I used to check out the death metal (and similar) albums just for the song/album titles - never liked the music. The one that always comes back to me is a band called Pungent Stench with their song Blood, Pus and Gastric Juice. Awesome ;D
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What? He's laughing about the choice of song titles from this band, not the actual procedure. That's what I'm guessing any way.
No. I totally get it. I was hoping to show him the correlation to what he does in the "Piss you off" thread.
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What? He's laughing about the choice of song titles from this band, not the actual procedure. That's what I'm guessing any way.
No. I totally get it. I was hoping to show him the correlation to what he does in the "Piss you off" thread.
Ah. I see. I don't really follow that thread :P
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Good Day.
Good Day. Do try to cheer up a bit :) x
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Good Day.
Good Day. Do try to cheer up a bit :) x
LOL. Kowtowboy telling me to try to cheer up!
Now THAT deserves to be in the Funny thread!
:rollin
@Charlie @ davidOakes Oh the irony
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That's the spirit ! :tup
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:'(
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...as a teen I used to check out the death metal (and similar) albums just for the song/album titles...
The band Prosthetic Cunt with the album title Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick comes to mind. I won't spoil any track titles, they're equally funny. :biggrin:
Greetings...
Nef
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What? He's laughing about the choice of song titles from this band.
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I'm a Christian. At least I try to be. That being said, I couldn't comment on the numerous things that made this post completely ignorant, so I just went with the least offensive. Should I feel bad? Maybe.
(https://i.imgur.com/oPGDOSb.png)
I could have gone on about how if maybe he balanced his faith and real education, "angels" would have been spelled correctly. But I didn't want to be a total dickbag.
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I think the remark was well deserved :lol
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With his mindset, the daily bread will be the only bread he'll be putting on the table.
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That's another thing. He just started college, and he values his education immensely. He posted it because it's pseudo-inspirational, but I guess he doesn't realize it makes him seem like he's devaluing his education.
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I'm not a native English speaker so I might be wrong, but shouldn't it be "winning souls IS my assignment"?
EDIT: or maybe his assignments are the souls of people like Charlie Sheen
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Correct. The word "are" is addressing the word "winning", not "souls". The fact that your name is Christian makes this revelation all the funnier.
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Correct. The word "are" is addressing the word "winning", not "souls".
Wot. That makes no sense.
You *could* say "are" , but that would then rather mean he'd be writing an essay about people who've won. "is" is what the guy means, because then the act of "winning" refers to him doing it.
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I'm saying Xanthul is correct by calling the usage of "are" wrong.
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Several typos, and they can barely form sentences. Yeah, I think I'll be avoiding this college, thanks. :lol
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=816lddqEwFY -Doo wop scene from Delocated. Probably funnier with context, but just gets me every time.
https://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2dSE6_utcE - First segment from the American version of Review in which he reviews addiction. Andy Daly can blink and it will have me in tears
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=816lddqEwFY
https://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2dSE6_utcE
Videos around here tend to go unwatched without descriptions.
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Videos around here tend to go unwatched without descriptions.
Fixed. Do descriptions go unread without videos?
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I'm not a native English speaker so I might be wrong, but shouldn't it be "winning souls IS my assignment"?
EDIT: or maybe his assignments are the souls of people like Charlie Sheen
But it says 'assignments'. In that case, 'are' is correct right?
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Nah, because the verb "are" is still addressing the singular word "winning".
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I find that explanation somewhat confusing, black_floyd. To me it's like this:
If you are using "are", clearly you are referring to a plural. The only thing plural in that sentence are the "souls", which then means "winning" is just a mere adjective to the souls, i.e. they are "the winning souls" that are his assignments.
Whereas if you use "is", it refers to the singular action of winning something (as actions are by default singular), and so "winning" becomes the verb that is used on the guy himself. He is winning.
That said, he certainly didn't win any souls with that exercise.
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It's really sort of a grammatical clusterfuck. It should be "is" and "assignment" though because the way winning is used here it should be read like
"[The] winning [of] souls", which is clearly a singular noun.
It's not that the souls are winning, it's not Charlie Sheen's soul. It's that his objective is to win those souls. Winning trophies is my goal.
Of course the point of grammar is to eliminate this kind of confusion and ambiguity, but clearly he meant to use is in this case.
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Was looking for funny stuff here but seem to have found the spelling and grammar thread.
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Nah, because the verb "are" is still addressing the singular word "winning".
That's a weird explanation. I thought 'are' would refer to assignments (which is plural...). The winning of souls are my assignments. It's a very bad sentence, and it should be all singular. But surely "The winning of souls is my assignments" is more wrong than "The winning of souls are my assignments". I think.
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Assignments shouldn't be pluralized at all in that sentence. If he wanted to convey that he received multiple assignments, each of which related to winning multiple souls, he should have constructed it entirely differently.
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Oh, yeah, of course if it's "is", the it should also be "assignment", not "assignments".
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Was looking for funny stuff here but seem to have found the spelling and grammar thread.
First time at DTF?
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Grammer is not funny.
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(https://www.followingthenerd.com/site/wp-content/uploads/Transformers-4-Kelsey-Grammer_1367441330.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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Damn, he looks very intense there!
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:lol
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(https://www.followingthenerd.com/site/wp-content/uploads/Transformers-4-Kelsey-Grammer_1367441330.jpg)
(https://puu.sh/bPlqx/4d594e186f.png)
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Tim's doin it right.
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(https://i.imgur.com/uDQW70b.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/falldownloading_zps58f0deea.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/employeesonly_zps6f46c5c4.jpg)
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:zydar:
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So LG tweeted that " Our new curved phones are naturally like this and don't bend ; ) "
Unfortunately at the bottom it said " Sent via Twitter for iPhone "
;D
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Rock on :metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Jp8n1_9pI&feature=youtu.be
The congregation seem to have enjoyed it too if the comments are anything to go by.
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My guess is his congregation isn't physically able to leave, and so they all have Stockholm Syndrome.
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/ljHkTKr.gif)
Fix'd :biggrin:
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152714701351661
Oh the innocence of children... :lol
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Fucking pumped man!!! (https://youtu.be/zWY67PRLGSA)
(https://i.imgur.com/w5oJYf0.jpg)
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Holy crap, I wouldn't want to be the parent for that kid.
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(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nro.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/DT57K2w.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vo8QB9p.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/k9lp6sr.jpg)
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Morgan Freeman is one of the wittiest people of our time. :rollin
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Blob?
(https://i.imgur.com/5ZbZOXN.jpg)
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Don't be silly. I'm not leaving the house to go all the way to Brisbane. :P
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(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/2106160/thumbs/o-KFC-DRUMSTICK-570.jpg?6)
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:|
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:|
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It looks kinda like a plastic chicken leg, and the little cartoon guy looks like Colonel Sanders literally rolling on the floor laughing, so there's a connection there, but other than that... I got nothing.
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Blob?
(https://i.imgur.com/5ZbZOXN.jpg)
Oh dear. That'll come back to haunt him.
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CHICKEN TURD PHONE THING
OH JAPAN YOU SO CRAY CRAY :neverusethis:
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Blob?
*snip*
Oh dear. That'll come back to haunt him.
:rollin :rollin
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The Boomerang wasn't loaded. . . But he certainly was :neverusethis:
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This is just brilliant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufDd-QL1c0
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This is just brilliant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufDd-QL1c0
:clap:
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Wow, I remember the original. That was a looong time ago.
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Amazing. Might be his best yet. :hefdaddy
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Actually kind of touching :heart
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Now that it's October.
(https://i.imgur.com/JLe8Ikd.jpg)
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:lol :lol
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This is just brilliant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufDd-QL1c0
That's one of the most brilliant things i've ever seen! Genius!
:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/DT57K2w.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vo8QB9p.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/k9lp6sr.jpg)
That guy in the first picture needs to charge by the pound.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YwydfXp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/d7awZ3v.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GQTbg0G.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6JOl907.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1R6OB5m.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6JOl907.jpg)
Holy shit :lol
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Slayer - Angel of Death (Banjo cover w/ solos) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cY5hwmvX0#t=254)
:metal
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https://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-was-having-a-bad-day-what-he-did-next-is-priceless
Oh my god. I don't even know if I should believe this, but holy shit :rollin
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I kinda have a no-read policy on anything that contains "but what happened next".
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that. Or those lists that say "You won't BELIEVE #4!". So obnoxious.
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Holy shit. That was funny.
Worth the read.
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Yeah, I usually don't either.
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That sounds too perfectly executed to be true.
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I kinda have a no-read policy on anything that contains "but what happened next".
Ditto. Such a click-bait headline style that everything uses now.
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You guys need to make an exception...because that was BRILLIANT!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
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The creation of Adam and Eve.
(https://i.imgur.com/NU6bDZw.gif)
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That sounds too perfectly executed to be true.
It sounded legit until he threw in the part about the cops and the news crew.
Edit: According to snopes, the article was picked up from the internet in 1998. The phone number of the first asshole was included. Remember the guy claimed he transposed the last two digits? The number given in the original was 722-4822. Later versions were given 823-4863. Also, the original was in Ontario. There is no 34 Oaktree Blvd. in Ontario. Or in Fairfax, for that matter.
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:tup
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(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/51/e5/53/51e55302d1ac7e64c4656db9d49c9c4e.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSM1DYw4OyVzff-cBL7bK3d4pFKANqRFE51OoVphiDCvVOWcdFHoA)
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Surprise internship?
(https://i.imgur.com/pReff0M.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/1jxCprf.jpg?1)
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Man starts campaign to have Nickelback banned from London (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-starts-campaign-to-have-nickelback-banned-from-london/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Yjtw9.jpg)
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Kitana's going a tad butch these days I see.
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Man starts campaign to have Nickelback banned from London (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-starts-campaign-to-have-nickelback-banned-from-london/)
For the top price of $50, Mandell will send NICKELBACK a copy of their own music, saying, "This way, the band will hear their own music, and likely retire immediately."
:lol
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Man starts campaign to have Nickelback banned from London (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-starts-campaign-to-have-nickelback-banned-from-london/)
For the top price of $50, Mandell will send NICKELBACK a copy of their own music, saying, "This way, the band will hear their own music, and likely retire immediately."
:lol
:rollin :rollin
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Man starts campaign to have Nickelback banned from London (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-starts-campaign-to-have-nickelback-banned-from-london/)
Who's Billy? :rollin
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From the "amusing and probably true because why would you make this up" files:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e115bd29bae5545f4ab0702208b9c567/tumblr_n9yguoCQ0A1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
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From the WTF files:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/03b6519efb8e4e55c34ff051624e2f25/tumblr_mtvsmw5ZMQ1qzu85ro1_500.jpg)
And then...
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/party.png)
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From the WTF files:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/03b6519efb8e4e55c34ff051624e2f25/tumblr_mtvsmw5ZMQ1qzu85ro1_500.jpg)
That's definitely what I'll look like before I get married.
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From the "amusing and probably true because why would you make this up" files:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e115bd29bae5545f4ab0702208b9c567/tumblr_n9yguoCQ0A1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
That is beautiful.
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From the WTF files:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/03b6519efb8e4e55c34ff051624e2f25/tumblr_mtvsmw5ZMQ1qzu85ro1_500.jpg)
That's definitely what I'll look like before I get married.
I'm thinking a little more dirt around you.
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(https://i.imgur.com/t7PR8uY.jpg)
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I blame Paul Hogan dammit. :getoffmylawn:
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:rollin
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So that's why they smell like that down there.
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Some do, some don't
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZRjt3.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/imKowjH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fiSCP8M.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/dUK53.png)
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(https://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cosplay7.jpg)
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I wish I could say that these are one-offs, but at every convention there is ALWAYS that one guy who dresses in a girl's costume.
At Sydney Comic-Con, there was a dude dressed up as Miley Cyrus from the wrecking ball music video. I've never seen the video, so I didn't get the reference, but all I know is that it was thoroughly gross. :lol
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(https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/10513300_10152777175154802_1449462142643058096_n.png?oh=5eb1e856a1eab9c43b4551f4be13fc03&oe=54B53290)
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(https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/10513300_10152777175154802_1449462142643058096_n.png?oh=5eb1e856a1eab9c43b4551f4be13fc03&oe=54B53290)
A cheesehead with red jersey and face paint? Something is up.
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Hehe yeah I ignored that little error...
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Maybe it's Favre wearing his practice jersey.
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:lol
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10670025_4631896331975_4966535951811420157_n.jpg?oh=9ced8b7b1452567e5cbb24c6d950e375&oe=54A9E5A3&__gda__=1425518625_049f510a6d204187dfc57148dd56cc32)
So using this line at work....
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(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F2quq8ll.jpg&key=y55QNiH41sAuZvtxxcj2rQ&w=600&h=162)
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(https://i60.tinypic.com/r7lrgn.jpg)
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From a post on reddit called "Satan's Handbook"
(https://i.imgur.com/EeztRMI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OpkaeAn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WTHXvbl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hhxHHEv.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/yEjS2op.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/41Gpkmz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/bT2vRPT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KjsXDS4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TJgXHIu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ga2c3xE.jpg)
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BTW, the donut thing is commonly done in Germany, but with mustard, at kid's birthdays. You have a pile of jelly donuts, and one in the middle has mustard.
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(https://i.imgur.com/VI6z0nl.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/m604wsu.png)
:zydar:
(https://i.imgur.com/tsxpI4N.jpg)
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Anarchy In The UK has been one of my favorites for many years now. Just perfect.
Greetings...
Nef
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Meshuggah + Pikachu = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsokBouFVA
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This happens to me often.
(https://i.imgur.com/9Soldog.png)
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it's like they are reading my mind
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10650055_10152827457812229_1190574995541922722_n.jpg?oh=ee01fbc5eb2d4e01fa9602f3fe565816&oe=54EAFA7A&__gda__=1420724527_87711c1688cf22fc33f93a6f41bfe331)¨
Hahahrawrrahaha (https://soundcloud.com/flip-shot/hahahrawrrahaha)
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Meshuggah + Pikachu = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsokBouFVA
This video made me do the Jeff Goldblum laugh. :xbones
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(https://i.imgur.com/E0k9xJG.png)
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Becasue DAMN ?
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This happens to me often.
(https://i.imgur.com/9Soldog.png)
:emo: ...it's like the whole world is laughing at me.
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Fantastic, Zydar.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ayygurl_zpse4dd64e0.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hadadreamiwasking_zps7fc0c13a.jpg)
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:lol
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https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/swedish-scientists-hide-bob-dylan-lyrics-in-scholarly-articles-20140929
For nearly two decades, a group of Swedish scientists have been amusing one another by seeing who can conceal the most Bob Dylan lyrics in their scholarly articles before retirement. The competition dates back to a scientific paper about farts titled, "Nitric Oxide and Inflammation: The Answer Is Blowing in the Wind," The Local reports (via Gawker).
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Men's thoughts vs. women's
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/437369_700b.jpg)
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I've seen this several times.
Still funny
and true.
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That is good shit, Mr. Phoenie.
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This happens to me often.
(https://i.imgur.com/9Soldog.png)
Suspecting it was a photoshop, I checked it on Google. Sure as shit, that was the suggestion.
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Yeah, apparently it's related to a random tweet by one of the One Direction guys... go figure
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(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/101720141506109.jpg)
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(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/101720141506109.jpg)
I have had this discussion with a few of my online friends before :rollin
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(https://assets.amuniversal.com/87b5e08015f601329a5d005056a9545d)
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Awesome!
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:rollin
That is fantastic!
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That's a great take on the old bit. Love it!
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I was going to say that it was brilliant until the last panel, which I didn't get.
Then I realized that it is playing the same gag. "When would" = "Winwood". But it threw me off because I don't think of Winwood as a guitarist, he's mostly a keyboard player and singer. True, he did play guitar on some Traffic albums, but that's because Traffic didn't always have a regular guitarist.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0adfcWIUAAhsos.jpg)
Not sure if funny but whatevs. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock recreating his Star Trek into Darkness pose in front of Poster.
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Sherlock Khan.... :o The only man who can beat a Super Saiyan.
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Sherlock Khan.... :o The only man who can beat a Super Saiyan.
I'd love Sherlock's super mental ability and Khan's super strength. That would be super awesome sauce.
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Hell yeah it would, it'd be completely unfair to anyone else opposing. :lol :metal
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(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/101720141506109.jpg)
I feel I have to point out that NT was an entirely separate line, and 2000 was part of that line, and I believe Win 98 was still part of the same number as Win 95. :blob:
Apple hasn't been able to count past 10 in over a decade, so maybe it's just an OS thing in general. :lol
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(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/spiderman_2.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/sleep_is_for_the_weak.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/respect_your_parents.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/when_your_funny_uncle_is_a_photoshop_master.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/nanananana.jpg)
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Bat can directed by Zack Snyder - blatant product placement on show.
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(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/when_your_funny_uncle_is_a_photoshop_master.jpg)
:rollin
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Bradley Cooper and Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Laughing (https://youtu.be/YMvYTUSez_0?list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g)
I just love when actors can't keep it together.
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(https://media.tumblr.com/e8da43caef29dabdf1023d8333150e9f/tumblr_inline_ndi8afgxsd1qg36k6.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgflip.com/dcqe0.jpg)
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(https://i.imgflip.com/dcqe0.jpg)
Have you ever read/heard about the 'theories' behind chemtrails? Someone brought it up to me and I wasted a good half hour online one day reading that junk.....people need to get a grip.
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I read a little bit one time, but I think I got brain damage from it because I don't remember much of anything since then.
I think the basic idea is that certain people out there are convinced that the vapor trails we see in the sky are actually chemicals being "secretly" sprayed into the atmosphere. Then these chemicals come down to earth and we breathe them in. The government or possibly some secret branch of the government is doing this to mind-control us, or sterilize us, or any number of other things. Or maybe just kill by giving us cancer or something, because obviously it's in the government's best interest to do this to people.
It's the kind of thing that you tell your idiot six-year-old brother because he'll believe it. That apparently large numbers of adults believe this is truly astounding (actually, no it isn't; people are stupid).
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I read a little bit one time, but I think I got brain damage from it because I don't remember much of anything since then.
I think the basic idea is that certain people out there are convinced that the vapor trails we see in the sky are actually chemicals being "secretly" sprayed into the atmosphere. Then these chemicals come down to earth and we breathe them in. The government or possibly some secret branch of the government is doing this to mind-control us, or sterilize us, or any number of other things. Or maybe just kill by giving us cancer or something, because obviously it's in the government's best interest to do this to people.
It's the kind of thing that you tell your idiot six-year-old brother because he'll believe it. That apparently large numbers of adults believe this is truly astounding (actually, no it isn't; people are stupid).
There was an episode of The X-Files about this.
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The single most fascinating aspect of conspiracy theories, to me, are the people who believe in them. That is, I find it fascinating to put myself into their shoes and try to understand their "world view".
I mean, yeah, quite a few are really just stupid. But, there are also a lot of people who, on paper, are very smart, John Nash being a very known example. In fact, wasn't there a guy in P/R who believed in crazy stuff, but at the same time scored very highly on IQ tests?
I think intelligence has little to do with being a conspiracy theorist; I think you need a persecution complex that no longer allows you to dismiss things as unlikely or far-fetched.
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The single most fascinating aspect of conspiracy theories, to me, are the people who believe in them. That is, I find it fascinating to put myself into their shoes and try to understand their "world view".
I mean, yeah, quite a few are really just stupid. But, there are also a lot of people who, on paper, are very smart, John Nash being a very known example. In fact, wasn't there a guy in P/R who believed in crazy stuff, but at the same time scored very highly on IQ tests?
I think intelligence has little to do with being a conspiracy theorist; I think you need a persecution complex that no longer allows you to dismiss things as unlikely or far-fetched.
I wasted about four years of my life (20-24ish) believing in multiple conspiracy theories like the Illuminati (before they were a household name) and junk like that. What I can offer to understanding the mindset is that looking back on it....I think I enjoyed the fact or was addicted to the notion that 'I' was so much more smarter or 'in the know' than everyone else concerning 'what' was really going on. It was like I held some sort of 'power' over the normal folk because me and a few people 'really knew' what was going on.
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I follow a Facebook page called "I Fucking Love Chemtrails". It just makes fun of people who believe in them and often posts things that were posted on Facebook pages that are for chemtrail believers (Another great one is "Things Antivaxers Say"). Some of them are beyond insane.
Pics like this float around and the internet screams "PROOF!!"
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4055/4660405705_efb9550760_z.jpg)
About a month or so ago I was listening to the Alex Jones Show (I listen daily for a laugh at my desk) and he was talking about chemtrails. He said the the government is dropping "chemical gay bombs" over places like San Francisco to lower males' testosterone. It's so they are less likely to fight back when marshal law goes into effect. The downside is that it's turning tons of straight men gay.
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I never believed in chemtrail conspiracies.
...until Chino's post.
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I can only imagine how conspiracy theorists are going apeshit over that spaceship that had been in orbit for weeks.
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I can only imagine how conspiracy theorists are going apeshit over that spaceship that had been in orbit for weeks.
It was for almost two years. Many think it had lasers on it that systematically took down several Russian spy satellites.
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The single most fascinating aspect of conspiracy theories, to me, are the people who believe in them. That is, I find it fascinating to put myself into their shoes and try to understand their "world view".
I mean, yeah, quite a few are really just stupid. But, there are also a lot of people who, on paper, are very smart, John Nash being a very known example. In fact, wasn't there a guy in P/R who believed in crazy stuff, but at the same time scored very highly on IQ tests?
I think intelligence has little to do with being a conspiracy theorist; I think you need a persecution complex that no longer allows you to dismiss things as unlikely or far-fetched.
I wasted about four years of my life (20-24ish) believing in multiple conspiracy theories like the Illuminati (before they were a household name) and junk like that. What I can offer to understanding the mindset is that looking back on it....I think I enjoyed the fact or was addicted to the notion that 'I' was so much more smarter or 'in the know' than everyone else concerning 'what' was really going on. It was like I held some sort of 'power' over the normal folk because me and a few people 'really knew' what was going on.
I have a really good friend who was as bad as you could possibly get. Chemtrails, Illuminati, Child sex slaves in the White House... you name it. To him, that was reality. His dad is a nut job, and all he was allowed to do as a kid was read those books. His dad made him watch 1984 regularly from the age of 3. He was beyond brain washed. He doesn't talk about it at all like he used to. I actually haven't heard him mention it in about two years. Strangest thing.
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One of the really strange things is a few of the conspiracy theory tinfoil hat brigade type people that I have added on Facebook sometimes share these "I fucking love science" stories, even though they don't seem too bothered by scientific evidence and believe that "science" (that united organisation) is deliberately perpetuating cancer, keeping down the fact that pot cures cancer and gives you magic powers, etc.
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In fact, wasn't there a guy in P/R who believed in crazy stuff, but at the same time scored very highly on IQ tests?
That was me.
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A couple of my favorite conspiracy theories:
We never landed on the moon
The Holocaust never happened
Ebola is being used by the government for population control
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A couple of my favorite conspiracy theories:
We never landed on the moon
The Holocaust never happened
Ebola is being used by the government for population control
I want to bitch slap anyone that challenges the moon landing. Isn't Ebola being used to take our guns?
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Justin Bieber is used to take our guns. I think your mom is used to take our guns.
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Out of all conspiracy theories, 9/11 included, chemtrails probably makes me the saltiest. I just can't wrap my head around the notion of someone believing in something to obviously wrong and easy to disprove.
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(Another great one is "Things Antivaxers Say").
Followed, how can that be anything but brilliant.
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(https://i.imgur.com/iXsZdHh.jpg)
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(Another great one is "Things Antivaxers Say").
Followed, how can that be anything but brilliant.
Have fun!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLva62gjTlY
:rollin
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I don't get it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d93IUvRZTc
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What. The. Fuck?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d93IUvRZTc
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Any clue what is actually going on there?
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"Meanwhile in Russia" is the stock answer in cases like this.
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Well...yes, but...I really cannot for the life of me figure out what is actually supposed to be going on.
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Any clue what is actually going on there?
Your guess is as good as mine. :lol
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My best guess would be the guy struggling with a manual car. Maybe they entered the garage hoping it would be open, and when he tried to go in reverse he got the first gear instead and shot forward. And of course once he was on the other side, he was desperately trying to get back.
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Battle of the Album Covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sqZNog4h7j8
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Battle of the Album Covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sqZNog4h7j8
That's pretty awesome and some great albums/artists in there too.
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So frikkin brilliant.
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https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dq0v7rFSUrGE&h=tAQH-Qq62 (https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dq0v7rFSUrGE&h=tAQH-Qq62)
https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3sEeXN1Lzjo&h=ZAQFthWKg (https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3sEeXN1Lzjo&h=ZAQFthWKg)
For those of us with young daughters. FROZEN (Censored). :rollin
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I don't get it?
umm...its funny?
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??? It is? I assumed you just intended it for another thread and mis-posted it here.
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??? It is? I assumed you just intended it for another thread and mis-posted it here.
I guess I'm just demented, sorry! :lol
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Yeah I didn't really get it either.
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(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2F2GNCdQx.gif&key=2iElhqwGOt1NLvX1bqEp2g&w=800&h=438)
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(https://i.imgur.com/G52lZr3.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/QvWfNAC.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/sMLGIhx.png)
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Yeah I didn't really get it either.
Its a scene from the movie, The Amittyville Horror. The nun leaving the house and having to pull over to puke her guts out as soon as she gets a quarter mile down the road always made me laugh cause its so over the top. Maybe I was totally stoned when I first saw it and I being nostalgic?
Sorry, I should know by now my sense of humor is sometimes unique only to myself.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sMLGIhx.png)
??? He actually has a track called Wanksta ?!
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You interested in doing a cover?
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lol
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944230_659348437427946_282784325_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10687155_1430487630505207_8411961985599666611_n.jpg?oh=ff8df6bbef9b36613c2d002bd1a79f7d&oe=54B51447&__gda__=1420729036_fafb3b2db8b4ac8e84e4ae1c9e583bc8)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944230_659348437427946_282784325_n.jpg)
I live for moments like these.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sMLGIhx.png)
I thought "wanksta" was supposed to be the funny thing about that pic until I saw the price tag. :lol
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944230_659348437427946_282784325_n.jpg)
This is amazing.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944230_659348437427946_282784325_n.jpg)
I live for moments like these.
There are plenty available.
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I need more like those.
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(https://crowell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d77069e201630636734f970d-800wi)
and then
(https://artscyclopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/leviticus-tattooleviticus-18-22-verses-tattoo-tattoomagzcom-----tattoo-designs-knno0tvp.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/awardwinner_zps8a755ad9.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/howIfeel_zps6fa1cdaf.jpg)
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You interested in doing a cover?
I heard Portnoy was interested.
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The BBC were a touch too quick to broadcast the response to HM The Queen's first tweet
(https://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9817879.ece/alternates/w460/WolfgangDikface-bbc-queen.jpg)
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:lol
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That's rich.
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lol
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Went to follow @WolfgangDikface on Twitter, seems he's been banned for two years :lol
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:lol
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:rollin
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My latest attempt at funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiCxQxgBqsI
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(https://i58.tinypic.com/2ry54yg.gif)
(https://i61.tinypic.com/30c595j.gif)
Why don't you go eat a roly polly like you did in a god damn third grade!!
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Oh, I get it! Dolls are using profanity. So...that's FUNNY, right? Ha! Good one.
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Oh, I get it! Dolls are using profanity. So...that's FUNNY, right? Ha! Good one.
Kotowboy posting from Bosk1's account.
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:rollin
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Oh, SHIT. :rollin
Fucking first time I've actually ever spit something I'm drinking out due to immediate laughter. Jesus fuck. New monitor to. DICK!
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(https://i.imgur.com/30fTo6H.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wrse5Jc.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zMPIhn3.png)
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I'd buy those earplugs if they sound good
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Dat mannequin tho. :lol
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At work today and a Teller and I are admiring a smoking hot woman of the African American persuasion.
Teller: "I like my women like I like my coffee".
Me: "Black and Hot?"
Teller: "No, ground up and in the freezer."
:omg:
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/sh9od76.jpg)
(https://giant.gfycat.com/BeautifulJovialGoldfinch.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/1rvk5R5.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/2Ks4ldj.jpg)
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At work today and a Teller and I are admiring a smoking hot woman of the African American persuasion.
Teller: "I like my women like I like my coffee".
Me: "Black and Hot?"
Teller: "No, ground up and in the freezer."
:omg:
:rollin
I can't hear the women coffee joke without my mind immediately going to Eddie Izzard.
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"Covered in bees!!"
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:lol
And in a plastic cup.
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Whats a NCP? I feel like that is kind of required to understand the joke.
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Whats a NCP? I feel like that is kind of required to understand the joke.
NPC = Non Player Character. In role-playing games, it is a character not portrayed by a player in the game. In other words, they are mostly non-essential, background characters.
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Like vendors or characters needed for the story/plot.
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HA thanks, that definitely helps
and to continue the conversation... tea and cake or death?
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(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/63933_10101627493168048_9142202991964981631_n.jpg?oh=8689ae4f1a020254041d102e35f170a1&oe=54EDDE05)
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:rollin I needed that this morning.
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:rollin
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Holy shit that was great!
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(https://i.imgur.com/eYgsEsU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/M6KGW0l.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/eYgsEsU.jpg)
:clap:
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(https://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ideomotor-pendulies.jpg)
(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/012/2/e/Paranormal_Entities_Use_Ouija_by_jpatterson.png)
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(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WCaGu6658lo/TDsy2xvCf9I/AAAAAAAABiI/Qcujj-uo1J8/s1600/ouiji150.jpg)
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(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-420582.jpeg)
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/757920896fcbdc0101b504a7f55569c2/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo1_500.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/bc38351d1d088de8143b9b6761b9ccc8/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo2_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/550756c64e685083f5a35bbb02a17a54/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo3_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/3755d60a9cdae16a8708596c74d5ff54/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo4_500.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/d6778574465ce379c13a6c4b233df3c9/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo5_500.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/ca0de05ad87575e401b1c08df882bd77/tumblr_necjsafeWt1qejucmo6_500.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://eslamoda.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/11/unnecessary-explosions12.gif)
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Culkin's nose looks shopped or fucked up in that 2nd pic...
Drug reconstruction ?
Ironically it's looking a bit jacko there.
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https://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ideomotor-pendulies.jpg
Love that one because she asked if it was real and it said no - which means it is real :lol
I love stuff like that. Paradoxes etc.
I thought of one where a guy has a red card and a green card. One means YES and the other means NO.
Someone asks : " Does the red card mean no ? " and the guy holds up the red card :lol
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(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11568_802973996435753_629327375496757533_n.jpg?oh=2b5b04652f8b4c40f2338e1668edaec4&oe=54D8D0DF)
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42.
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:lol :tup
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Like vendors or characters needed for the story/plot.
Like in Need For Speed : Rivals. If you're not a racer or a Police officer - and you hit a random car in the game - it just stops in the middle of the road and never moves again :lol
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Oh, I get it! Dolls are using profanity. So...that's FUNNY, right? Ha! Good one.
Kotowboy posting from Bosk1's account.
Wish Zook would just come out of the closet already. He clearly has a mad crush on me.
(https://i.imgur.com/30fTo6H.jpg)
I read something interesting that said - as the quality and proliferation of camera phones has increased - the number of UFO sightings has gone down massively :P
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Well, consider that earthlings aren't the only ones capable of improving upon already existing technology. It's most likely that as our technology improves, aliens are capable of making the same strides in technological improvement. So it isn't that the number of sightings have gone down, it's just that they've managed to build better cloaking devices to hide from our new and improved cameras.
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:rollin :rollin Funniest thing in this thread so far.
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:rollin :rollin Funniest thing in this thread so far.
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:clap:
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WTF? :jawdrop:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-24550-1414578299-9.png) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-24550-1414578299-9.png.html)
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Holy crap.
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Holy crap.
yeah...no kidding. I'm hoping that it's fake but it looks like it's hanging on a subway wall or something.....I mean, that has to be fake...right?
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Not sure if that should go in the funny stuff thread on the chance of that being real :omg:
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Not sure if that should go in the funny stuff thread on the chance of that being real :omg:
Good point...let me clarify I don't think that is funny "ha ha" at all.....It's more of a funny "how could this possibly have been approved and printed and displayed" type.....plus, I didn't know 'where' to post it....but I wanted to post it to see reaction/comments
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I think that's hysterical.
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I'm with Chino. That's fuckin' gold. That is the human standard in a nutshell right there. :rollin :rollin :rollin
Awesome. Fuck humans. Also yay humans. All in one. We're the dumbest fucking pieces of shit to walk the Earth and the smartest simultaneously. We rape our own potential. It's great. It's like humans are one huge episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I think that's hysterical.
Hardest I've laughed in a while.
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Just brilliant.
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a64c14ef9e9733d0070c1b796f51b077/tumblr_n3757laX4a1qmqmb2o1_1280.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0KioXLY.png)
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SCIENCE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Proof that I wasn't wasted all through high school, I knew what that was. :lol
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a64c14ef9e9733d0070c1b796f51b077/tumblr_n3757laX4a1qmqmb2o1_1280.jpg)
That took a lot longer to understand than it should have. :lol
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I still have no idea.
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Graduated cylinder?
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I still have no idea.
We know, it's ok though, just happens with age man.
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Graduated cylinder?
That was my first thought.
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Graduated cylinder?
Correct!
Took me a second, and I didn't roffle, but it was worth a chuckle.
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Yeah, it's a graduated cylinder, but why is the fact that it is upside down funny? What am I missing? ???
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Not sure if you're serious or not, but the base of the cylinder resembles a graduation cap, so "graduated cylinder" has sort of a dual meaning.
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Also, there's a little "tassle" hanging off of it, to make it resemble a mortarboard even more. That's the first thing I saw, then I realized that it's a graduated cylinder.
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Huh, I got it right away. You guys are making me feel hella smart here....
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I had never heard the term before, so I had no chance of getting it.
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I had never heard the term before, so I had no chance of getting it.
Ditto. I didn't know there was supposed to be anything more than the surface joke of the base resembling those hats.
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Dude builds Magneto shoes:
Building:
https://youtu.be/OqLi6lrOCzs?list=UUp68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw
and the hilarious testing:
https://youtu.be/wr-7zcUuS90?list=UUp68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw
Love this guy!
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Haha that vid was great.
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Dude builds Magneto shoes:
Building:
https://youtu.be/OqLi6lrOCzs?list=UUp68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw
and the hilarious testing:
https://youtu.be/wr-7zcUuS90?list=UUp68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw
Love this guy!
I'm in the progress of watching these right now. He just tested the magnet he got from the microwave. My question is... if one can hold his whole body weight, how does he plan on pulling it away from the surface to take a step?
*keeps watching*
Also, this guy is amazing.
Edit: That switch is brilliant.
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(https://i58.tinypic.com/2rhxrfn.jpg)
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The only way that could be funnier is if it said "Your in American, Speak American". :lol
(It pains me to make that typo, even as part of a quote)
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(https://i59.tinypic.com/11uyczc.png)
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I lul'd
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Yeah, it's a graduated cylinder, but why is the fact that it is upside down funny? What am I missing? ???
I honestly thought that the finger in the base had something to do with why that particular angle was funny... does that say something about my mind?
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I thought it was somekind of measurement device for your penis?
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(https://i58.tinypic.com/2rhxrfn.jpg)
SO MUCH IRONYFAIL
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The sticker kinda diminishes the irony.
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/Screenshot_2014-11-07-21-16-53_zpspmw6edc1.png) (https://smg.photobucket.com/user/rumborak/media/Screenshot_2014-11-07-21-16-53_zpspmw6edc1.png.html)
Was on my LinkedIn feed today. The amount of bullshit is stunning.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/justmasturbated_zps98f8488b.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bluemydog_zpsd0e073cd.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/inspace_zps04e26153.jpg)
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Oh, and in case you haven't yet experienced it, here is Too Many Cooks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw#t=223).
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Oh, and in case you haven't yet experienced it, here is Too Many Cooks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw#t=223).
Wow. The first minutes were a bit 'I should really stop watching this, it's boring' for me, but then it got better. That was amazing :rollin
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Overheard in town today during heavy rainfall :
" It's raining outside so we need to run "
" Why not use your umbrella ? "
" I don't want it to get wet!! "
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A pretty common mix up , but CNN......... ::)
(https://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2014/11/CNN%20seal_0_0.png)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
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Re: Blue my dog. I presume that it implies that the dog is eaten, though something seems off about that interpretation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
:rollin
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10609463_759758407403902_5314093790365189887_n.jpg?oh=20cc4de3eb6bb58541974f9cf4294092&oe=55200C4A&__gda__=1428152214_c02c8ccdd0c4cfc706212847001d2c01)
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I... don't get it? The mom is hallucinating, but how does that connect with the rest of it?
....maybe I'm just missing something here.
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I think the "joke" is that they're judging a seemingly good father based on appearances alone and all the while her kid is a bit of a dunce and she doesn't care.
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I... don't get it? The mom is hallucinating, but how does that connect with the rest of it?
....maybe I'm just missing something here.
I think it's pretty straight forward....and I don't see how the mom is hallucinating??? Unless you just mean that as an insult to her parenting.
She's being a crappy parent and judging others parenting by their looks...
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What we said :neverusethis:
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I... don't get it? The mom is hallucinating, but how does that connect with the rest of it?
....maybe I'm just missing something here.
I think it's pretty straight forward....and I don't see how the mom is hallucinating??? Unless you just mean that as an insult to her parenting.
She's being a crappy parent and judging others parenting by their looks...
Well the woman standing next to her apparently evaporated.
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It's just a close up :P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
:rollin
"Stallone, you know .. like from the Cliffhanger movies" :rollin :rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an6vxBtNN88
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Some say Vladimir Putin is a bit of a $%#. (His motorcade at the APEC summit)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2A0vJ-IMAEvMsl.jpg:large)
Yeah..........I know :angel: :-[
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(https://1.mshcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Who-8.jpg)
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I just fucking love going back and watching this and thinking....
Ladies and Gentlemen....THE NEW BATMAN (https://youtu.be/Vwd5W0M3ZC4?t=4s).
"Oh DAMN....goodness..."
:rollin :rollin
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(https://static1.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/806/94cb8f8723b899b7d686f58591a2f84c.jpeg)
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(https://static2.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/806/500f509957b4e8266d994235101d24d8.jpeg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVILrFjemQ
With great power, comes great responsibility.
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(https://i.imgur.com/KGmil1S.jpg)
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:rollin That's pretty brilliant. I like it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/cSpbbHa.jpg)
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:lol
I'm so doing that.
(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1509028_637792806325021_1214318369332237898_n.jpg?oh=2676aab4ba8c3dc32e0c5b998d7d3778&oe=54E7AD5D)
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(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/neil-armstrong-used-to-tell-unfunny-jokes-about-the-moon.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/cSpbbHa.jpg)
I work part-time at a Domino's, and we do this all the time! Not for customers, but when we make a pie for us delivery guys.
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Holy $!#×!!! :lol
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_3647290851454_zpsqkbiaihy.jpeg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_3647290851454_zpsqkbiaihy.jpeg.html)
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:lol That bloke has a face ya just want to give a nice right hook.
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:lol
I'm so doing that.
(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1509028_637792806325021_1214318369332237898_n.jpg?oh=2676aab4ba8c3dc32e0c5b998d7d3778&oe=54E7AD5D)
So true. If they would just say what is wrong, life would be a whole lot easier.
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Fucking seriously
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There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.
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There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.
That one is my favorite.
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There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.
"If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask"
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Not to jump on the pile, but there is certainly an element of truth to that pic.
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
??? da fuq ???
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Fucking seriously
Spoken like a man who's currently in the doghouse :lol
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10456164_800077013369265_6813154297943552282_n.jpg?oh=e108345f17de06005d93135bacf5f084&oe=54DF363C)
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lol
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Okay, I think I get what's funny about that cartoon. The girl wishes she could talk to ponies, but it turns out that ponies talk about really boring stuff and now she's bummed.
But what threw me off was the "9/11 conspiracy" angle. One thing I've seen is the claim that burning jet fuel can't melt steel beams, therefore that "proves" that the whole thing was fake, or something. The insides of those buildings had to have been thousands of degrees, and yes, hundreds of gallons of burning jet fuel (which is what you get when you crash a fully-loaded, fully-fueled 747 into a skyscraper) will melt pretty much anything.
So that's not the part that supposed to be funny, right?
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When she can finally realize her dream of talking to ponies, she finds out they just talk about stupid crap like conspiracy theories.
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Ah, I like that! So it's not about the conspiracy theories themselves, it's that ponies want to talk about dumb stuff.
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Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
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Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
Or whether the comic strip is funny or not.
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Nah, it's funny, I was just wondering if I was missing something.
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Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/DTF/kevmo.jpg)
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:lol
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So, How about that Kevin Moore ?
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Haven't seen that one in a while! Good times...
:'(
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
OMG!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/DTF/kevmo.jpg)
You know, that has so far been my longest-lasting impact on the internet :lol
(for the noobs here, I created that pic, many many eons ago)
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Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/DTF/kevmo.jpg)
You know, that has so far been my longest-lasting impact on the internet :lol
(for the noobs here, I created that pic, many many eons ago)
And I fell into that trap the first time I met you. :lol
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It's not a trap. It's salvation! :lol
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
OMG!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
For some reason, none have ever been as funny to me as this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njexVZxjhJc).
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
My nipples explode with delight!
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(https://i.imgur.com/77fkmC1.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/iMMV2Hu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/I7IuRRH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/dMfco99.jpg)
Do you want to build a meth lab? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA)
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(https://i.imgur.com/yFkcILH.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dMfco99.jpg)
:|
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Seriously. A baby has nothing in it that would cause a microwave to smoke more quickly than any normal food.
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Seriously. A baby has nothing in it that would cause a microwave to smoke more quickly than any normal food.
Are you saying that babies are not considered normal food?
...
:lol
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Also, if he "just" put it in, why is it smoking already? Babies take a while to reach ignition point, longer still to start smoking.
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Also, if he "just" put it in, why is it smoking already? Babies take a while to reach ignition point, longer still to start smoking.
The artist must have taken creative liberties to make it instantly apparent that something is in the microwave. That kind of lack of scientific accuracy is disgusting. Yes, I'm calling this image disgusting, based on scientific principles. :neverusethis:
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What if the baby had something metal on it? Diaper pin perhaps? Wouldn't that spark, and possibly ignite the baby's clothing?
Edit: Do diaper pins even exist anymore? :rollin Though he has a rotary dial telephone so diaper pins were certainly in use at the time depicted.
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That's some good thinking. But why does his microwave door open the wrong way? :getoffmylawn:
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Because he's blind.
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Good point. Being blind, he couldn't follow the assembly instructions that came with the microwave, and just had to put it together the best he could work out.
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Good point. Being blind, he couldn't follow the assembly instructions that came with the microwave, and just had to put it together the best he could work out.
What kind of microwave requires assembly like that? :lol
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That's some good thinking. But why does his microwave door open the wrong way? :getoffmylawn:
Because you touch yourself at night...
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:lol
Blob. I'm surprised it's not a microwave from "Down Under". You know with all your backwards stuff like toilet water and such.
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I've never seen so much discussion here over one picture. :lol
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What if the baby had something metal on it? Diaper pin perhaps? Wouldn't that spark, and possibly ignite the baby's clothing?
Edit: Do diaper pins even exist anymore? :rollin Though he has a rotary dial telephone so diaper pins were certainly in use at the time depicted.
Actually, diaper pins are probably more in use now than in the time depicted. In the 60s through mid 80s, it was all about disposables. Only when the enviormental impact of disposables became apparent did the cloth diapers make a comeback, hence the pins.
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I should have put a ;D or a :angel: or even a :xbones next to my comment. I've been here for so freakin long I sometimes mistakenly assume that everyone should know me better by now. But you know what happens when you assume. So...consider the aforementioned emoticons to be a addendum to my (hopefully) comical reply to Blob...
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Good point. Being blind, he couldn't follow the assembly instructions that came with the microwave, and just had to put it together the best he could work out.
Which incidentally is also the reason why it's smoldering.
Case is solved.
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That's some good thinking. But why does his microwave door open the wrong way? :getoffmylawn:
Because you touch yourself at night...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsL3PZSIYAEyGJw.jpg:large)
That's horrible btw :lol
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Apparently that's a real site. I'm not game enough to click it in case they're crazy enough for this thing to be real though. :lol
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The site is hilarious. I think it is a joke though. One of the articles on the front page was about 100% of all car crashes are caused by masturbaters
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The site is hilarious. I think it is a joke though. One of the articles on the front page was about 100% of all car crashes are caused by masturbaters
:lol I only saw the Google overview of the menus, but upon clicking the site, it's quite obviously satire. :lol The story about the top 10 disasters caused by masturbation would have made that obvious had I clicked it.
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The site may be a joke, but the device is real. My god....the memories. 6 years old. Riding a bike. Using a brand new helmet. Fall off said bike. Helmet strap slices open my chin and I need to get stitches while restrained by that...that..monster!!
Later when I had the stitches removed, I was giving them a hard time and they threatened the papoose. Didn't move an inch after that. :-X
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(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10406837_1092602197435899_1899507766432135517_n.jpg?oh=6fc8da2aa9a05e3e386fe6811da51a49&oe=551FF8FA)
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(https://i.imgur.com/77fkmC1.jpg)
Awesome!
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:rollin :rollin :lol :lol
Missed that before..that's got me in stitches. That fucking face. :lol
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I don't get that one.
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In the Zelda (game) series, breaking pots is a great way to gain money (rupees and/or hearts for health) and is just all around fun. It's in almost every iteration of the game, so walking into a house that is almost made of pots is bringing about a mind-blown moment for Link, the character pictured and the main protagonist. I think it'd be funnier without the caption of heavy breathing, but it was still pretty funny to me. I'm also an addict of the series though. The face to me looks more like "My sobriety is broken..."; it's like he's scared but he just had an orgasm.
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Oh. :rollin
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How to Pronounce Mayonnaise (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8)
How to Pronounce Barack Obama (https://youtu.be/TNkWlRZ_7P0?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
How to Pronounce Menstruation (https://youtu.be/ZzXaKAiEIdo?list=UUqDSLtXeZsGc3dtVb5MW13g)
OMG!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
For some reason, none have ever been as funny to me as this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njexVZxjhJc).
Been laughing my anus off at this channel for the last 10 mins. Synedoche is awesome. SYNEDYNEGODECHODEY
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(https://www.nedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/april/hipster_cats.jpg)
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People call me hipster...and I actually relate to one or two of these. But I still scratch my head how one of the most mass produced regurgitated skunk piss that passes for beer got so attached to a group of people are are otherwise associated with being too good for everything.
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People call me hipster...and I actually relate to one or two of these. But I still scratch my head how one of the most mass produced regurgitated skunk piss that passes for beer got so attached to a group of people are are otherwise associated with being too good for everything.
isn't the irony of that the whole point of why its hip for the hipsters?
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Whatever. I wouldn't touch that crap.
I guess I'm a bit shocked that the microbrew movement hasn't been associated with hipsters...that's all I will drink. But I've literally been to clubs where everyone in the audience is drinking that putrified, watered down, possum bile... Makes me gag just thinking about it.
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:rollin
Ohh boy. I mean, I never drink the usual bud light, michelob, etc. etc. But you talk about it like it's the spread of satan and they're destroying all the beautiful, happy things in the world. It's good stuff though. Fuck the haters. I get it though. I'm not huge on beer, but I AM a total wine snob since I came into the wine industry. But yeah pretty much all we carry are kraft beers and such.
Save the geeks
Save the nerds
Fuck the jocks
Fuck the prom queen
... :millahhhh
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Huh. The hipsteriest club in my hometown was notorious for selling the worst beer possible in 1 litre bottles. The stuff was like moose piss mixed with the bunion juice.
But surely you can't be a hipster and like a beer that everybody agrees is good, otherwise you may as well just be a regular guy.
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REGULAR GUY!? Whoa, whoa, whoa... no need for name calling, Sneaky. That kind of attitude isn't tolerated around here.
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i'd rather be a regular guy drinking great alcohol than a moose-piss drinking hipster come at me tj
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OH YEAH!? WELL YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LIVE A LOT LONGER THAN ME!
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:lol
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I think it'd be funnier without the caption of heavy breathing, but it was still pretty funny to me.
Well, it's also a reference to heavy breathing cat.
(https://puu.sh/cVCyv/f9386bef2c.jpg)
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Oh, I'm quite aware. It's just got nothing to do with the Zelda series and therefore the joke, that was kind of my point. It's an entirely separate meme-created...thing that was just kind of pigeonholed into the picture because it looks similar to the cat. It's just my opinion that it'd be better without it, that's all.
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I can understand that. For me, it was kind of a "two for one" joke.
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Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars. (https://i.imgur.com/VxtLs8C.jpg)
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That was excellent!
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*snickers*
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Puts things into perspective man.....
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A picture is worth a 100grand
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE REFERENCES TO CANDY BARS.
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And we all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE REFERENCES TO CANDY BARS.
Have a Snickers, you turn into a right diva when you're hungry ;D
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:rollin
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE REFERENCES TO CANDY BARS.
Correct! 100 points for JingleChad, and we'll be back after these messages...
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Currently reading this thread during my morning poop. Thelast several posts have amused me verily.
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Currently reading this thread during my morning poop....
We talkin (https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/phil12323/Lion-Bar-Peanut-Split.jpg) (https://s95.photobucket.com/user/phil12323/media/Lion-Bar-Peanut-Split.jpg.html) or (https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/phil12323/chocolate-mousse.jpg) (https://s95.photobucket.com/user/phil12323/media/chocolate-mousse.jpg.html)?
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Reminds me of the Bob's Burgers episode I saw the other day:
Lifeguard: Everyone out of the pool! We've got a Code Brown! Don't go near it! Disgusting!
Bob: You did a Caddyshack? Nice move.
Louise: What's a Caddyshack?
Bob: The movie, Caddyshack?
Louise: Never heard of it.
Bob: Wait, so you didn't just throw a candy bar in the pool?
Louise: No.
Bob: Oh my God.
Louise: Yeah.
Bob: Wow...looks like a candy bar.
Louise: Thank you.
Gene: Mine looks like chicken satay.
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Coke+Nutella+Mentos+Durex world record....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ)
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Coke+Nutella+Mentos+Durex world record....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ)
Not just any condom... MANGO FLAVORED!!
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(https://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/superheroes1.jpg)
(https://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/superheroes2.jpg)
Umm... yeah. From this page (https://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/11/elizabethan-superheroes/).
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Those are AWESOME :omg:
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I lost my shit at R2-D2.
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Currently reading this thread during my morning poop....
We talkin (https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/phil12323/Lion-Bar-Peanut-Split.jpg) (https://s95.photobucket.com/user/phil12323/media/Lion-Bar-Peanut-Split.jpg.html) or (https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/phil12323/chocolate-mousse.jpg) (https://s95.photobucket.com/user/phil12323/media/chocolate-mousse.jpg.html)?
You need a third pic furthering that progression. Think attic insulation torn into small pieces soaked in black coffee and turkey gravy. Dis gettin real enough for ya, playa?
Also, RJ's post was awesome because:
1. It was hilarious.
2. There was SOME kind of description.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/MZSBjTP
I don't know whether this is funny, disturbing, or sad. Just read the comments...
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Eh, no more disturbing than any of the comments on touchy subjects or political issues or sexual orientation on the internet. I think most of that was probably just bullshitting and talking out asses...well, again, much like anything else on mass internet forums/comment sections/etc.
But no, I didn't really find it funny. It just is.
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Coke+Nutella+Mentos+Durex world record....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ)
:rollin Holy shit the guy gets so freaking excited!
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10815772_660164924081618_809268996_n.jpg?oh=65854cb797cab96070c1bdc8f81ae775&oe=546DE855&__gda__=1416487752_8f223ea599f45fd266781abc3018b5f5)
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https://youtu.be/sGz-NIBZwEw
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(https://i.imgur.com/ELrUx7w.jpg)
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Some of the drummers I've played with, this probably would have improved their sound.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ELrUx7w.jpg)
Eddie Trunk likes this.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ELrUx7w.jpg)
Neil Peart/The Trees
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(https://i.imgur.com/kkzBoqe.png)
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(https://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ayp4x5Y_700b.jpg)
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HOW THEY WORTHY ARE ALL?!
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That's our Robert!
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(https://i.imgur.com/Recyobs.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TL7waEN.jpg)
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:lol at the ice bucket challenge.
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HOW THEY WORTHY ARE ALL?!
Seriously. Took me a while to read that, since the actual sentence is still kinda weird.
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DAD METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ZnOlVD3Ds
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DIAPER DEATH!
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Dad metal had me dying
Benedryl and Epi-pen :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/NQrD73L.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/QQSDr3v.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sUdZGW5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hL8Os0x.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/qEqQlAA.jpg)
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Dem last three :rollin
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Stealing the last one :lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOHkRk00iI8
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(https://imageserver.moviepilot.com/8-7eejdit-is-this-the-greatest-and-weirdest-star-wars-photo-shoot-of-all-time.webp?width=640&height=768)
(https://imageserver.moviepilot.com/2-xchvri5-is-this-the-greatest-and-weirdest-star-wars-photo-shoot-of-all-time.webp?width=640&height=641)
Oops...
(https://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/87/26/f58b653ecca2d57c011f398833e53940.jpg)
(https://imageserver.moviepilot.com/5-cmv7i6o-is-this-the-greatest-and-weirdest-star-wars-photo-shoot-of-all-time.webp?width=640&height=806)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/heffalumpcountry_zps1f3a078a.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/kith_zpse7909144.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/personalpizza_zpscbc4b7ea.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/rKNne.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Mr9ez6z.jpg)
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That last one always makes me laugh out loud.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/kith_zpse7909144.jpg)
I laughed at this way more than I should have.
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Don't know if it's been posted, but this is amazing. Might have it printed on a shirt when I travel to England.
(https://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/anarchyintheuk1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/tsxpI4N.jpg)
:lol
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:|
Oh well, have some unnecesary-a-la-Michael-Bay explosions gifs. I can't stop laughing at them :lol .
(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/b06153cff7/kh8TQLR6W3jaJDywEriQ_Michael%20Bay%20Titanic.gif)
(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/b06153cff7/oCElj59LTZif1axGAVWc_Michael%20Bay%20Gymnast.gif)
And my favorite.
(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/b06153cff7/b39JE0lQkgCV5e1Ejmag_Michael%20Bay%20Skateboard.gif)
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I love the Titanic one. Search for "Titanic Super 3D" on Youtube. You'll find the video that that gif originated from.
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(https://i.imgur.com/PwJYASl.jpg)
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Oh shit. I laughed a little too hard at that. : :lol :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/yQtrI0e.jpg)
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Too adorable and I usually don't go for cute either.
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(https://i.imgur.com/PwJYASl.jpg)
HOLY SHIT. :rollin
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*snip*
It took me way too long to get this. :rollin
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Oh shit :rollin :rollin
And along the lines of totally inappropriate humor.....
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10633950_10152877897767792_6735138767617456547_o.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/rBDUR3y.jpg)
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This page is gold. :lol
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Holy crap :rollin
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Oohh! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/rBDUR3y.jpg)
Taken from a white iPhone I suspect.
:rollin :rollin @ Cosby. "Jellopuddineatinmotherfucker"
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Wow this thread just went to a whole new level and I like it
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Seriously man..
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Holy :censored....I need to go shower after reading/seeing these past few posts......wow...... :lol :( :omg: :rollin
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10435915_781964538530845_7544180561433027699_n.jpg?oh=fb609e8e7a4eba3b3f97b0bc930e1264&oe=54DE0990&__gda__=1423747112_ad9d465d5a973be1ced7c2314f6efc19)
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So true, its funny how that works.
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Breaking Bad for Kids (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc)
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/EYpahIq.jpg)
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Taken from a white iPhone I suspect.
On a related note, (short clip) black iphone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9Q54tfruM#t=200
I timestamped it for relevance, but his second joke is lost without the context, so the whole video is worth a watch.
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What is it like to be black? (https://www.google.com.ar/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHsTvImY4Hgw&ei=0y91VNCjMMe0ggSc-YL4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFRqq3ERqYfN9YPQjCxXYm3yGq73g&sig2=Gi0PAQgKoQTz5BQYZtSgSA)
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What is it like to be black? (https://www.google.com.ar/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHsTvImY4Hgw&ei=0y91VNCjMMe0ggSc-YL4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFRqq3ERqYfN9YPQjCxXYm3yGq73g&sig2=Gi0PAQgKoQTz5BQYZtSgSA)
Hahaha that's so awesome sauce
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What is it like to be black? (https://www.google.com.ar/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHsTvImY4Hgw&ei=0y91VNCjMMe0ggSc-YL4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFRqq3ERqYfN9YPQjCxXYm3yGq73g&sig2=Gi0PAQgKoQTz5BQYZtSgSA)
That was amazing.
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What is it like to be black? (https://www.google.com.ar/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHsTvImY4Hgw&ei=0y91VNCjMMe0ggSc-YL4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFRqq3ERqYfN9YPQjCxXYm3yGq73g&sig2=Gi0PAQgKoQTz5BQYZtSgSA)
Laughed way too hard. :rollin
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Wait what? Black people have their steering wheels on the right? That's fucked up.
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My First Figure Drawing Class (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZBMjh6qtw)
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Whoa! That was... something. Actually laughed out loud.
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https://www.brobible.com/gear/article/portable-masturbatorium-mini-tent/
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I think it would be funny to set up a gimmick like this on a "candid camera" type show....where it *looks* like someone is doing this, but they really just have their hand in tent over their crotch. Seeing people's reactions would be a scream.
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(https://i60.tinypic.com/2yvs6jm.jpg)
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:rollin blackwater_floyd approves.
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Yeah, that KSI video was pretty damn sweet.
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Woman's driving:
https://youtu.be/tNfbgw-InaE?list=LL4_z5MyLieFskFPIRs9xUPg
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(https://cdn.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/video_game_dad.jpg)
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Woman's driving:
https://youtu.be/tNfbgw-InaE?list=LL4_z5MyLieFskFPIRs9xUPg
Is it bad that I am disappointed the player doesn't kill that NPC in some spectacularly violent fashion by the end of the clip?
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(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1ddcab95234477dba7aa09e98a3a4617/tumblr_inline_n17igez3Lt1r50baq.jpg)
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Laughed at this way too long today.
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/say-ernie-would-you-like-some-ice-cream-sherbert.jpg)
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:lol
(https://i.imgur.com/rJ9q7Tj.jpg)
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lol
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I guess I'll need that one explained to me. ???
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I guess I'll need that one explained to me. ???
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
Dudum dudum dudum dum dum
Dudum dum dum
Dudum dum dum, ow!
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Thanks. I don't know the song, so it's lost on me, but thanks for the explanation.
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(https://i.imgur.com/LIAjBBd.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/VFMwzQZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OWVRrmW.jpg)
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Thanks. I don't know the song, so it's lost on me, but thanks for the explanation.
Surprising...only because there was an equally popular "metal" cover version by Alien Ant Farm that I hated, but couldn't get away from because it was freakin EVERYWHERE.
Between the two versions, I kinda figured that most music people had been exposed to it. :shrug:
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Thanks. I don't know the song, so it's lost on me, but thanks for the explanation.
Surprising...only because there was an equally popular "metal" cover version by Alien Ant Farm that I hated, but couldn't get away from because it was freakin EVERYWHERE.
Between the two versions, I kinda figured that most music people had been exposed to it. :shrug:
Equally popular? Surely you jest.
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Thanks. I don't know the song, so it's lost on me, but thanks for the explanation.
Surprising...only because there was an equally popular "metal" cover version by Alien Ant Farm that I hated, but couldn't get away from because it was freakin EVERYWHERE.
Between the two versions, I kinda figured that most music people had been exposed to it. :shrug:
Equally popular? Surely you jest.
Depending on the demographic I suppose. You certainly could not have watched a single sports event of any kind in the five years following its release without hearing it. But you're right, I may have mildly overstated. But it wasn't just on rock radio. I heard that version in mall musak....
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(https://i.imgur.com/VFMwzQZ.jpg)
NOBODY could fuck up Star Wars worse than George Lucas did with the prequels. The teaser alone is better than all those films.
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NOBODY could fuck up Star Wars worse than George Lucas did with the prequels. The teaser alone is better than all those films.
second....
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For as sad as it is, I actually agree. I've watched the that minute teaser and gotten more goosebumps from it than I have from all three prequels combined. Which makes it even funnier cause if it happens, I probably still won't care all that much, but it'll make for one epic buttfuck of a name and problem for Abrams. Which would be entertaining and hilarious. Cause I'm a cocksucker.
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Jar Jar Abrams it is. Oh and...
(https://i.4cdn.org/b/1417390749512.jpg)
Greetings...
Nef
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(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10427312_10152958271556840_4564144358663386238_n.jpg?oh=840c531ab2be36c953f5f54f026dbb2f&oe=551F9329)
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^ :lol brilliant
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Star Wars: The Horse Awakens
(https://i.imgur.com/mR2EWDc.gif)
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^ :lol brilliant
Doakes needs his own movie
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(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110825.gif)
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^ :lol brilliant
Doakes needs his own movie
I do?? :o
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This is what a kotow movie would be, the entire thing:
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1189_1415143211.jpeg)
:heart
(But for some reason I thought your name was Dave...)
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This is what a kotow movie would be, the entire thing:
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1189_1415143211.jpeg)
:heart
(But for some reason I thought your name was Dave...)
No, his name is D. Oakes
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Oakes. D Oakes. License to make and serve Starbucks Coffees and teas and cakes. :coolio
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:metal
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So, apparently I can get silagra in Canada!,! Who knew?!?!
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So, apparently I can get silagra in Canada!,! Who knew?!?!
Canadians. :zydar:
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(https://i.imgur.com/VR0Q3Bl.jpg)
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Cunnilingus recipient neck posture.
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THIS IS PERFECT!!!!
https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/380156/boats-a-short-film-that-skewers-hollywood/
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(https://i.imgur.com/UsauoX2.jpg)
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Have more unnecessary explosions.
(https://nebula.wsimg.com/ff233bd29c194ca4195ea2a8c393fff9?AccessKeyId=1B82A4C872901919B473&disposition=0&alloworigin=1)
(https://nebula.wsimg.com/70d82d9d5b5abad5aee955256b8aba54?AccessKeyId=1B82A4C872901919B473&disposition=0&alloworigin=1)
(https://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1398814442743307.jpg)
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I thought of a funny pic if someone wants to make a poster for it in Photoshop ? :)
" The Apple "5-in-1 Remote Control....This changes everything. "
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/catsabbath_zpse72dec64.jpg~original)
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uh, nah you don't.
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It was the dad rock of dad metal.
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I think Santa has had a little bit to much...
https://youtu.be/ELn-1iP3BDs
:lol
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I think Santa has had a little bit to much...
https://youtu.be/ELn-1iP3BDs
:lol
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/MBDri7S.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/MBDri7S.png)
:lol
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Okay, this is the problem with being both a computer geek and a music geek. I was sitting here trying to figure out what is so refreshing about the F5 note on a piano. Then it hit me.... wrong medium.
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(https://i58.tinypic.com/1zz4xl3.jpg)
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I think Santa has had a little bit to much...
https://youtu.be/ELn-1iP3BDs
:lol
Well how about this? A very cool cover of Let it Snow, with an awesome video of a santa drunk on Coke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBY0MzA70io
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/statoftheweek_zps407ecea6.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/confuzzleddog_zpslifuihhf.gif)
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That poor puppy :lol
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Fuck Ivan Pavlov.
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Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!" (https://youtu.be/oiSn2JuDQSc)
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Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!" (https://youtu.be/oiSn2JuDQSc)
"Shut up Wesley". :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/su0Dg6Fttdg/maxresdefault.jpg)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10857793_802978796430361_7728923566083036315_n.jpg?oh=2ba38b2ab794d13f48a586f721a648e7&oe=551A364E&__gda__=1426316178_ced10061ca031b63bf15c88fc7440611)
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:lol
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:rollin
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Brilliant.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10850105_752070008179669_2623367956660516469_n.jpg?oh=0dde17e8f1b67c83c014999ca1a4b48a&oe=55169186&__gda__=1427087678_43fdb9500cb34d9accc2ebe0f9d964ed)
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Keanu Grieves is on an emotional rollercoaster.
(https://i.imgur.com/bjCnnEF.jpg)
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Justin Bieber fans getting trolled by random guy:
https://youtu.be/ErfEGt-ytC0
Damn that's high pitched! :rollin
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That's what I imagine what the apocalypse will sound like. (Funny enough, it sounds a bit...but even higher pitched and louder, like the opening to Devin Townsend's Deathray, where people are being turned into buttheads and murdered in droves)
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(https://i.imgur.com/wVCgyhh.jpg)
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Damn, JC is yoked....
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8396061696/h0F000527/)
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https://failblog.cheezburger.com/failbook/share/8396061696 (https://failblog.cheezburger.com/failbook/share/8396061696)
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holy fuckcunt
*rename thread to genocide-incuding posts*
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WOCHENENDE! SAUFEN! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRVbbbaSFE)
...aaaaaand the obligatory 200 BPM remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxgtdjstb_g
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10801786_10152911892657943_4596819072843250897_n.jpg?oh=d82395c651d36ea887d04c95ba06467c&oe=5504EBF1)
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10801786_10152911892657943_4596819072843250897_n.jpg?oh=d82395c651d36ea887d04c95ba06467c&oe=5504EBF1)
Wow... I see that Alice Cooper, Rob Halford, Heisenberg, some sort of S&M Wrestler, and two normal guys have started a band.
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This is part of a real resume sent to me today. See if you folks get it.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/334541EF-68B4-4DF9-A948-F5A430FDD493_zpsisvv8a05.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/334541EF-68B4-4DF9-A948-F5A430FDD493_zpsisvv8a05.jpg.html)
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:rollin
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Idiot.... Rochester is in New YORK.
Proofreading: He duck's at it.
And yes, I know the joke is that he's a church-going smack dealer.
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I love being fed smack :rollin
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Lay that smack on me.
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Some help for non-native English speakers, what was he trying to say originally? Smacks as in the cereal or what?
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I'm guessing "snacks".
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Of course for Zydar, smack is a snack. :zydar:
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:zydarscouch:
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/sbqKHUf.jpg)
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WOCHENENDE! SAUFEN! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRVbbbaSFE)
That's the spirit, for sure!
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An Australian newspaper congratulates Benedict Cumberbatch on his engagement:
(https://i.imgur.com/Zs23wTJ.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Tabloids.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ff_1823.jpg)
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I can relate to that.
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Yup. Just yesterday couldn't fall asleep.
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That was me all last week on my business trip, so damn tired but could never sleep once I got into bed.
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Smaug MoCap session:
(https://i.imgur.com/IsQn0dI.jpg)
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:rollin
That is well done.
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10696314_964875903526960_6802724010408799900_n.jpg?oh=7fd37ad4b3de0c1ec53afe69f9fdd29e&oe=553ED6A5)
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Awesome lol.
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I heard he smoked, so it's no wonder he ended up like that.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/chickenroad_zps9b97d402.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/usedto_zps9d6a0d76.jpg)
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I think Rogan and Franco might be challenging McKellen and Stewart for the best celebrity bromance.
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ff_1826.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ff_1829.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Smoking-hot-body.jpg)
(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/003655819/474054830_1334186833345_4582388_xlarge.png)
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Ya know who really disappoints me with a lack of quality in their posts in this thread?
Not you, jingle.boy!
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This guy was bowling a few lanes away from us. He wins Christmas.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/46C7A341-894B-46CE-8D29-4B4FAB4264DD_zpsmi1s9fr4.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/46C7A341-894B-46CE-8D29-4B4FAB4264DD_zpsmi1s9fr4.jpg.html)
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I hate Christmas.
(https://i58.tinypic.com/2j2tk3p.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6C8wZ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/yg7Fbns.jpg)
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ha
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A new way of checking your balance.
(https://i.imgur.com/VOBYObr.jpg)
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I wonder if the teller even noticed.
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(https://i.imgur.com/k0fUm5w.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/QVEV5Xf.png)
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Jesus fucking cunt.
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I love it, but I still prefer the good old Wreath of Khan to A Wreath of Franklins. :lol
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Jesus fucking cunt.
Please show her a little more r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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The Internet (https://youtu.be/uu-EuNeiTRE)
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(https://i.imgur.com/EYKH8yS.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/orIaiS8.gif)
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:lol :rollin :biggrin: :rollin
That 'falcon' meme.....holy cow, that got me....
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(https://i62.tinypic.com/i70tqs.jpg)
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(https://www.bmbx.org/wp-content/gallery/dj-tat/tat-santa-clause-is-a-black-man.jpg)
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Be careful when using the search function on your TV listings:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/anxZdth (https://m.imgur.com/gallery/anxZdth)
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Be careful when using the search function on your TV listings:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/anxZdth (https://m.imgur.com/gallery/anxZdth)
The last one is probably the best.
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(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You+ll+shoot+your+eye+out+kid+kids+nowadays_6313e2_4269791.jpg)
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He'll probably shoot his eye out.
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He'll probably shoot his a deers eye out.
.....from 1000 yards.....
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His face reminded me of...
(https://i34.tinypic.com/nvwoxl.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Vf2wV5c.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/E8KLSQM.gif)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8405075200/h02980F05/)
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I was mindlessly scrolling through this thread and I thought "Hm, that's funny. I should post it on DTF. Oh..."
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:lol
You're too young to have senior moments man.
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Hmm... Junior moments?
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(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10857844_1614344952127161_2516328737804432396_n.jpg?oh=5cda9c23ca07e130054840a23bc1ee68&oe=5540B44A)
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10325619_1614381675456822_6664209912033601511_n.jpg?oh=9e304e204bb91cd2b9047fdb4690992b&oe=55471A4A)
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:lol Took me a while.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pcDiohp.jpg)
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Holy shit, that is brilliant.
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Is JC holding up a lighter in the last frame? :lol
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:lol
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(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1455869_822322927797162_1496851554_n.jpg?oh=72c55f2109868ad9de0e8dcbaabee8e1&oe=55379BF3)
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It's the only logical explanation
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Is JC holding up a lighter in the last frame? :lol
Yep. It's the whole "Young kids get it but the parents don't" thing.
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I figured, just my eyesight's been so shitty lately and I was looking at it on my phone. :tick:
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(https://i.imgur.com/HxA9TKU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4RCykOR.jpg)
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Holy shit :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/4RCykOR.jpg)
:slowclap:
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lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/KMM8q.jpg)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10670134_822220631156982_2455356841100425493_n.jpg?oh=1ac26eebc47974d189d0ed4524304839&oe=55469C8D&__gda__=1430179665_3f83f7c581e6c2604ad575d62dadcd17)
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A Holiday Guide to Scamming Christman Ghosts (https://www.cracked.com/blog/a-holiday-guide-to-scamming-christmas-ghosts/)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/likethebitchIam_zps1c5bb5c7.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/eDy0w6P.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/VDMCBnm.gif)
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:rollin :rollin
Hope the guy is okay.
Psh. No I don't.
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It's from an ad or something. He'll be fine.
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The funniest part is the reaction of the guy in the upper left. He takes a look, and then walks away. :lol
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Yea i've seen that one before in some context, can't remember what though.
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It's from an ad or something. He'll be fine.
I was gonna say, it looks like the tubes on the far wall start falling before the middle one hits it.
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It's from an ad or something. He'll be fine.
I was gonna say, it looks like the tubes on the far wall start falling before the middle one hits it.
Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams
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(https://i.imgur.com/uNeUI8c.jpg)
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ha
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10888491_10152944903346684_5329787566811131941_n.png?oh=930bbe24bf166f106cfdc550709c0f54&oe=5530F1DA)
And before anyone calls bullshit on this one, trust me, after 25 years in the business, the special combination of stupidity and pretentiousness is as common as dirt.
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(https://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/facebook-moms-curses.jpg)
(https://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/facebook-moms-lingerie.jpg)
(https://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/facebook-moms-grapefruit.jpg)
(https://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/facebook-moms-doing.jpg)
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10888491_10152944903346684_5329787566811131941_n.png?oh=930bbe24bf166f106cfdc550709c0f54&oe=5530F1DA)
And before anyone calls bullshit on this one, trust me, after 25 years in the business, the special combination of stupidity and pretentiousness is as common as dirt.
More than likely not bullshit. I've literally had the same thing happen, and much more. That's good stuff right there. But also infuriating because I know he had to put up with shit that would make Satan turn red and then got tipped with pennies.
As for the lastest post...what is up with all the mom stuff? That shit skeeved me out... Hm. Humor!
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Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock vs Quentin Tarantino vs Stanley Kubrick vs Michael Bay (https://youtu.be/_wYtG7aQTHA)
Have to say they nailed this one! :lol
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:lol Nice. I didn't know about these. But I gotta say, I love Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0pnTm-KK9k
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Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock vs Quentin Tarantino vs Stanley Kubrick vs Michael Bay (https://youtu.be/_wYtG7aQTHA)
Have to say they nailed this one! :lol
That's fucking gold man :rollin
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Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock vs Quentin Tarantino vs Stanley Kubrick vs Michael Bay (https://youtu.be/_wYtG7aQTHA)
Have to say they nailed this one! :lol
That's fucking gold man :rollin
Holy cow....that was pretty friggin' great!!!! :lol :rollin
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:lol Nice. I didn't know about these. But I gotta say, I love Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0pnTm-KK9k
Yea that's a good one. My favourite is probably Steve Jobs vs Bill Gate.
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Blog of a guy who screwed a Pringles can, NSFW but funny as hell....
https://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/10427/how-to-make-fleshlight/?fb=dd (https://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/10427/how-to-make-fleshlight/?fb=dd)
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As for the lastest post...what is up with all the mom stuff? That shit skeeved me out... Hm. Humor!
You'd better get a sense of one ;D .
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Psh!
You mommy complex mofo.
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(https://igcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10787981_1531837860366548_1020708819_n.jpg)
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Maybe it's just me, but for some reason...even *years* after I first saw it, I cannot see this classic meme without giggling hysterically.
Do any of you have a "classic" that for some reason just never gets old to you?
(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/suddenly-an-oven_zps12c09524.jpg~original)
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/aluminum_zpsb80ed0eb.jpg~original)
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(https://igcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10787981_1531837860366548_1020708819_n.jpg)
(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/health_and_science/pandemics/2012/12/121210_PAN_Napoleon1812.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg)
Can't mess with the Russian winter
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I feel old 'cause I'm still laughing at this :lol
(https://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/b/b9/fark_b9Qx9IiLA53kRpL0amjw6q9Zcj0.jpg?t=wIJkpKBrlPXHMqXufneJJA&f=1420434000)
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I've been looking like crazy for an old classic photo of a guy and a girl at prom (looks like it might be from the 70's) and the guy is giving a thumbs up to the camera...
Anyone know the one I'm talking about? It's really funny, but I've done a search in just about every way I can think of and I can't find it.
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(https://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/252/898/0/S2528980/slug/l/marshmellow-bunny-kim-jong-un-1.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
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Do any of you have a "classic" that for some reason just never gets old to you?
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/shesawoman.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/picardwtf.jpg)
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As far as memes go, the CSI Miami ones tend to still make me laugh after all these years.
Also, this picture never ceases to amaze.
(https://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kid-with-guitar.jpg)
But I swear that if I live to be 100, this guy will always kill me, no matter where he winds up.
(https://i.imgur.com/RIjztKr.jpg)
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/Abbath_zpsf7429b44.jpg~original)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/iwasfistedonce_zps67a46c05.jpg)
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Sometimes there's nothing better than some Top Gear humor!
(https://i.imgur.com/pkOIWb6.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/iwasfistedonce_zps67a46c05.jpg)
Reminds me of that photo I made of one of robwebster's quotes:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-PKRgatAYwVY/VKcqAjGbKSI/AAAAAAAAAQU/E5C39cqV5qk/w661-h400-no/robadvice.png)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/0I5hjWV.jpg)
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(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10561554_842143939141341_1231633792661249360_n.jpg?oh=79c74b276e42463a2825c7d81ea91dde&oe=55385695)
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(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/10887450_1560758434180999_8998181192712610653_o.jpg)
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(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10561554_842143939141341_1231633792661249360_n.jpg?oh=79c74b276e42463a2825c7d81ea91dde&oe=55385695)
Took me a minute, but I love it :lol
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(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10561554_842143939141341_1231633792661249360_n.jpg?oh=79c74b276e42463a2825c7d81ea91dde&oe=55385695)
:clap:
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(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/20112015/620/normal/fdc17e2aec0ad/hajen5.jpg)
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https://imgur.com/f8mKN4s (https://imgur.com/f8mKN4s)
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Girl, do you even Yodel? Yea apparently she does and hot damn! (https://youtu.be/jW86c6EbXC0)
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I don't know how 'funny' this is....but I didn't know where else to put it. WTF?
https://digg.com/video/hair-raising-knife-throwing-performance-nearly-ends-in-the-death-on-live-tv
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There's just something about the words "knife " and " Live TV " that don't sit well together,
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There's just something about the words "knife " and " Live TV " that don't sit well together,
Not only did the thrower miss that dudes head by id say less than an inch, he knicked both hands fingers leading into the 'head' trick shot while the guy was holding large playing cards.
I watched it because I thought "certainly it's not as bad as the headline makes it out to be". But it was.....I can't believe that guy was inches from having a knife through his skull on live TV. The look on the judges faces was of complete shock and horror.
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Honestly, that type of thing just seems idiotic to me. I understand the need for the adrenaline rush, but hey, go hang gliding or drive race cars or something. If you screw up, you die. Bummer. But knife throwing? If you screw up, the other guy dies.
Then there's the whole "Let's broadcast this on live TV -- nothing could possibly go wrong" mentally. Seriously?
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Fucking morons.
Shit like that, for both people, I don't think I'd have a single ounce or sliver of sympathy. Nothing. The douchebag throwing the knives CLEARLY isn't cut out for that and is pretty horrible at it, and the fool who agreed to be the target is just asking for either pain or death. I'm almost inclined to say 'good riddance'. Yeah, keep on doin' that. Fuckin' hell... humans. :facepalm:
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MAC SABBATH!!! A McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wkfJY3AZM
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Parents Talk to Their Kids About The Birds and the Bees for the First Time (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3MyLt6l5n0)
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(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1618506_10151980165419615_724053484_n.jpg?oh=78ca893016160623666f842b125190c8&oe=552C8705)
I know, that meme's getting pretty old, but this one was an actual laugh out loud for me. It's early.
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Possibly sleep deprivation, but I'm finding some really weirdass things funny today.
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/d5e404429b507f24d8488ed311c49ca3/tumblr_mustyysWIp1sd48wso1_1280.jpg) (https://thepegosaurus.tumblr.com/post/64278749288/the-trouble-with-centaurs-so-you-know-how-colts)
The Trouble With Centaurs: So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….
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:rollin
(Then again the fact that I found it funny doesn't help your case, Orby :lol )
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That is one graphic where the caption is most definitely needed, because I had no clue what I was looking at before I read it. :lol
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Agreed. My first thought was "Oh man, their kids are <deragatory term for mentally challenged>" and my second thought was "Ha ha, the mom is covering her boobs with her arms but I guess they had to do that". I had no idea what the actual issue was.
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From a chef page I follow on FB, the first response here is fucking gold......
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10893371_689512117813565_1908200506_n.jpg?oh=f1658bf6cf7f2bc85ce06616e135e158&oe=54B188A3&__gda__=1420862467_bbcddd27e794acfccd527c3d4506ddfd)
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(https://thelaughingchefnutrition.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hires1.jpg)
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:lol
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SIX Song Country Mashup! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o)
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Agreed. My first thought was "Oh man, their kids are <deragatory term for mentally challenged>" and my second thought was "Ha ha, the mom is covering her boobs with her arms but I guess they had to do that". I had no idea what the actual issue was.
I didn't even notice there was a caption until bosky pointed it out, and I got it. :lol I actually think the caption didn't need to spell it out. But the visual of floppy horse babies is hilarious to me either way.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/peeonit_zpsd99c7a20.jpg)
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You know that's exactly what they're thinking. Dogs are so awesome.
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Beg to differ. :police:
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Man Who Had His Middle Name Legally Changed To KISS Doesn't Regret His Decision (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-who-had-his-middle-name-legally-changed-to-kiss-doesnt-regret-his-decision/)
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I feel sorry for the guy. For the New York accent he picked up from KISS.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ6Ui8nvZNw
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bosk is out shopping for some new music.
(https://i.imgur.com/bglih5I.jpg)
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Ha ha, Empire Records & Tapes
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Luke, I will be your father figure.
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It seems like these days impressionists are a dime a dozen, but when someone create a perfect likeness that isn't a parody, it's fucking magical. This guy blows my mind, and his John Malkovich and Harrison Ford seriously take it to the next level and set him apart from other performers.
Impress-A-Vention (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI5tZQeovw)
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Funny thing is, during all that I thought the guy looks like Hugh Jackman.
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I thought his Justin Timberlake was very accurate, looks-wise.
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That was pretty good. Malkovich, Gandolfini, Statham and the classic Pacino were the best I think. I can't evaluate Farrell and Busey, I don't think I've ever watched any of their films in English.
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Ha ha, Empire Records & Tapes
I like that movie.
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That was a great movie. It totally captured the vibe of working in an independent shop like that, and the characters were all familiar without being too cliché. In the comic above, of course, I just thought it was funny that he worked it in.
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That was a great movie. It totally captured the vibe of working in an independent shop like that, and the characters were all familiar without being too cliché. In the comic above, of course, I just thought it was funny that he worked it in.
Well that and GWAR!
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(https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10929252_580668210821_1795599466770638055_n.jpg?oh=e1dd28b800ead7ecd5fea1a05827e83b&oe=5525F6FC)
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/r/blackpeopletwitter
(https://i.imgur.com/PPHY9wR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/7eeTwac.jpg)
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Oh my fucking god! The second one :rollin
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That is fuckin' horrible and :lol
Is that hair? A tattoo? I can't even tell... I'm sure it's hair but I would be equally unsurprised if it was a tat. My first thought was piano-forehead. GAWD. SO BAD.
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My first thought was piano-forehead.
I guess he just wanted to look sharp.
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My first thought was piano-forehead.
I guess he just wanted to look sharp.
But he sure fell flat.
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He thought his hair was the key.
(that's all I got, I'm sorry guys. I'M SORRY!)
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He thought his hair was the key.
(that's all I got, I'm sorry guys. I'M SORRY!)
Well, your major attempt at a minor joke didn't set the bar very high. I'm not even sure where it would rate on a scale, so I think you should give it a rest.
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Damn yous. Damn yous to hell.
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I thought once it would be funny if a bald guy got a crewcut tattooed on his head so it looked like he had a full head of hair he kept short :biggrin:
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https://twitter.com/DamJef/status/554405466605105152 (https://twitter.com/DamJef/status/554405466605105152)
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/faSzZEC.gif)
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Too awesome.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ravPiyE.jpg)
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Nonsense. They always close their eyes, because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/faSzZEC.gif)
What's funny for me is not the quick thinking but just how big of a slimebag he is :lol
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Nonsense. They always close their eyes, because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.
As much as I love this response, I've had a few chipmunks in my lifetime.
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:rollin
I fucking love you guys.
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Regarding the treadmill pushup video: I hate to be that guy, but...
https://gawker.com/this-last-minute-treadmill-recovery-is-totally-staged-1672461207
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I thought that was fairly obvious considering who takes a video of a guy on a treadmill?
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Some one with a sweaty treadmill gay fetish?
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Some one with a sweaty treadmill gay fetish?
:sadpanda:....yeah...who would want to film THAT???.....
:\
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-starts to raise hand and then slowly lowers it-
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/97beae557cf3829fbf1a461d611c856b/tumblr_nhts6eF1bs1qfjfoyo1_400.gif)
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Well that's creepy.
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WTF?! :lol
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That is terrifying.
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(https://www.troll.me/images/gi-joe/oh-come-on-scarlett-just-the-tip.jpg)
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Yeah, when I take a girl out and buy dinner, if I have to beg for her to pick up the tip, we are not a match.
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Bosk1 and Coz are truly the real life "Odd Couple" of DTF.
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If you think I was referring to a gratuity we are not a match.
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That's right Oscar.
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/97beae557cf3829fbf1a461d611c856b/tumblr_nhts6eF1bs1qfjfoyo1_400.gif)
That's from this video:
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
That kid is awesome.
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I love Angry Video Game Nerd but this is easily his funniest video :
Big Rigs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DtVHqyYts
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/97beae557cf3829fbf1a461d611c856b/tumblr_nhts6eF1bs1qfjfoyo1_400.gif)
That's from this video:
https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM
That kid is awesome.
Just watched the whole video, what a brilliantly talented young lady, her sense of expression is just jaw dropping.
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Yea she's very talented. There's some videos of her doing it live which are pretty cool.
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I guess this is kind of funny, as it's not something I expected from Petrucci. It's him playing acoustic guitar to his daughter singing "Let It Go"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkVjBPFPxKg
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I was just made aware of these Thug Life compilations. Genius editing with the gangsta rap. Every time I see a familiar video, I remember the thought I had the first time I saw it. The guy on the train tries to intimidate the woman, and the other guy pulls the dudes pants down and then stares him down. Aggressive guy pulls up his pants and walks away and the savior stands there. "That was gangsta!"
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCPN4CSgbKoO8a80KJc8s0bw
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Wasn't sure where to put this, but I ran across it on another site and had to share.
Dean Discovers Prog Rock | The Venture Bros. (https://youtu.be/Af8ltlcZNi0)
Interesting that it's supposed to be Yes, but it's not. They probably couldn't get the rights. So it's some cover band which to my ears sounds more like Starcastle, which isn't bad, and Starcastle in their day were often called "Yes Lite".
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2-year old drummer plays 'The Pretender' by the Foo Fighters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRgKPEKuwdM
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??? But all of their songs sound like 2-year-olds are playing them.
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You're thinking of Dave's old band.
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:biggrin:
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You're thinking of Dave's old band.
Indeed.
Foo Fighters are great.
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Analysis of the 15 worst fighters in "Bloodsport" https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite (https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite)
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??? But all of their songs sound like 2-year-olds are playing them.
Oh yeah definitely. ESPECIALLY "Ballad of the Beaconsfield Miners".
Can you even guitar ? ::)
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Analysis of the 15 worst fighters in "Bloodsport" https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite (https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite)
Now I'm gonna watch Bloodsport. Haven't seen it in such a long time!
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That movie is so awful, but I love it all the same.
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Maybe I should make it a double header. First Bloodsport, then Over The Top.
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Not a fan of Over the Top.
Try Oscar.
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Oscar is awesome! Much silliness, much fun.
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Tango and cash or GTFO.
If we are talking about fun 80's movies, I'll go with "Big Trouble In Little China".
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Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.
Fun fact: Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell." No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.
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Seriously? I never knew that. :lol
One 80's movie I loves yet it's not a good movie is "Better Off Dead".
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Seriously. I read that somewhere just recently. It was on the Internet. It must be true.
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Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.
Fun fact: Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell." No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.
Big Trouble in Little China!!! SUCH an awesome movie!!!
(I never get to watch it any more cause my wife hates it) :mehlin
:rollin
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Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.
Fun fact: Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell." No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.
Big Trouble in Little China!!! SUCH an awesome movie!!!
(I never get to watch it any more cause my wife hates it) :mehlin
:rollin
Wow that's a movie I haven't heard in years. Nostalgia alert!
:omg:
Btw haven't seen a movie with Kurt in ages, has he done any movies worth watching lately?
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He was in Deathproof. Tarantino movie - which I enjoyed and Kurt Russell was great. That was 2007. No that long I guess but long enough to ask "where is he now?"
...I feel a Spinal Tap moment coming on
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Hmm might have seen that actually, can't remember but will rewatch it anyway.
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Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.
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Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.
I only caught the last half hour or so of the movie, but my experience would back up that opinion. I just don't "get" Tarantino.
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Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.
I only caught the last half hour or so of the movie, but my experience would back up that opinion. I just don't "get" Tarantino.
It's *easily* the worst Tarantino movie. But it's also one of the worst things i've ever sat through. I was waiting for a good fun car chase - which is like 10 minutes at the end of a two hour movie with everyone - I mean *EVERYONE* talking in that Tarantino voice with the stupid dialogue. **
It's horrible.
** kinda reminds me of Gervais & Merchant's Life's Too Short where every character just speaks like Ricky Gervais because they don't know how to do characters.
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British stereo types (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2xZaaJMLg)
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Big Trouble in Little China just may be the finest film ever produced.
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
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Wasn't sure where to put this, but I ran across it on another site and had to share.
Dean Discovers Prog Rock | The Venture Bros. (https://youtu.be/Af8ltlcZNi0)
Interesting that it's supposed to be Yes, but it's not. They probably couldn't get the rights. So it's some cover band which to my ears sounds more like Starcastle, which isn't bad, and Starcastle in their day were often called "Yes Lite".
:lol
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(https://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bksimple.jpg)
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^ :lol .
Looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
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British stereo types (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2xZaaJMLg)
Awful.
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(https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/Metropolaris/IMG_0181_zpsc47ad7f9.jpg) (https://s1217.photobucket.com/user/Metropolaris/media/IMG_0181_zpsc47ad7f9.jpg.html)
I was bowling a while back and I saw this on the scoreboard for the lane next to me. Thought it would make a great title for an action movie.
Trigga Mom: High Risk
:corn
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British stereo types (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2xZaaJMLg)
Awful.
That was hilarious. Maybe you need some tea.
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^ :lol .
Looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
B. Kliban. I recognized the style right away, but he's probably from before your time.
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(https://i.imgur.com/bP0IVjE.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/feeltheballs_zps70fdf359.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/gau-8_zps1caf1294.jpg)
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The story of the A-10 and that gun is actually quite a good one. It really is an incredible impressive gun. My dad brought one of the shell casings back with him after he was in the air force, and when you think of how many of those gigantic rounds that things could spit out in moments, it's ridiculous.
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I fly the A-10 in both DCS and ARMA (Games) which of course is just....games but in especially arma there's mods that makes it as authentic as it can be. Nothing better than to feel the floor rumbling from my subwoofer when you fire the gatling gun, even in the game the sound is intimidating.
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British stereo types (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2xZaaJMLg)
Awful.
That was hilarious. Maybe you need some tea.
Nah he didn't say the exact amount of "fuck" 's to make it funny. :hat
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The answer is: "Because we can"
(https://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/25faea5db150eeca2e7be13e874cd137af967549_m.jpg)
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Looks like something from Rick Nielsen's collection.
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Or Bill Bailey's
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British stereo types (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2xZaaJMLg)
Awful.
That was hilarious. Maybe you need some tea.
Or watch a Harry Potter movie.
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/toastermontana_zps2556d2fe.jpg~original)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ptxsZfu.jpg)
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Awesome
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The A-10 is one of the single most badass pieces of machinery ever made. By my understanding, you could blow a considerable portion of that plane to pieces and it will still make it back to base.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-23-photos-23.png?w=600&h=410)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-30-photos-23.jpg?w=600&h=400)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-30-photos-21.jpg?w=600&h=839)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-27-photos-61.jpg?w=600&h=546)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-30-photos-22.jpg?w=600&h=429)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-27-photos-101.jpg?w=600&h=448)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-27-photos-211.jpg?w=600&h=463)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/never-ask-an-adult-to-use-their-imagination-27-photos-181.jpg?w=600&h=409)
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lol well damn.
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:clap:
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Oh man!
:rollin :rollin
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It just kept getting better and better....
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The one with a cat made me laugh out loud, seriously, this is just outstanding. :rollin
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The last one was simply amazing, didn't expect that :lol .
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Tentacles!
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Tentacles!
Oh, awesome! I thought it was pasta. Thanks for the clarification. :D
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Haha, reminds me of the Drawn Together episode.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8C4DLQK.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WE9fbTn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1tXHKtz.jpg)
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This picture can be applied to alot of things:
(https://i.imgur.com/hClOzhD.jpg)
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I don't even.....
https://youtu.be/yBXOUCP518g?t=7m11s
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(https://i.imgur.com/Rwrqm10.jpg)
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lol
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Ouch.
(also, it should be 1023 megabytes)
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(also, it should be 1023 megabytes)
Both 1000 MB and 1024 MB can be considered a Gigabyte.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigabyte
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No matter how many times I read this one, it always brings me to tears of laughter.
https://www.reddit.com/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/?sort=top
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No matter how many times I read this one, it always brings me to tears of laughter.
https://www.reddit.com/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/?sort=top
All it took was the first post for me to be laughing a lot more than I should be. ;D
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Yep, that alone is hilarious. And then you get to the long reply. Absolute gold.
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:rollin
Oh, god...my sides hurt.
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I've read the top story before, and yes, it's brilliant, but there's some brilliant other stuff on there as well....
My fiancée likes to move Tony Blair's and George W Bush's autobiographies into the True Crime section in book shops. She does this every time we go through the airport.
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:metal
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Hilarious stuff!
"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart."
:lol
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"I build paper cranes and hide them in the ceiling of my dormitory. I'm kind of like the greeks and their trojan horse. When the panels eventually need to be replaced, my army will pour out of the ceiling."
I laughed at this way harder than I should have :lol
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Ouch.
(also, it should be 1023 megabytes)
I'm glad someone corrected that. :lol
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This picture can be applied to alot of things:
(https://i.imgur.com/hClOzhD.jpg)
I really want to frame that and put it on my wall. That perfectly sums up the management at my job and the little path to the side sums up all the solutions I implement with-out telling them.
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^^Yep that sums up alot of things in life!
Arnold with epic meal time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4rylxSg5c
Arnold! :metal
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(https://i.imgur.com/4DNF1T2.jpg)
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Awesome! :rollin
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I'm not 100% positive, but I am RELATIVELY certain that I've never been quite this drunk.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/drunkdrunkdrunk_zpsbf4ue4ih-1.gif)
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:lol to both the ad and the gif
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Dammit Yoda! (taken from Obscure's Instagram)
(https://i.imgur.com/teoQxK6.png)
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:lol
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I'm not 100% positive, but I am RELATIVELY certain that I've never been quite this drunk.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/drunkdrunkdrunk_zpsbf4ue4ih-1.gif)
Kinda describes how I navigate my working week.
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(https://i.imgur.com/lyDr4Lg.jpg)
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win
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win
I have two "wins" in a row from you! It's an honor.
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fail
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:(
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(https://i2.wp.com/pulptastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/58739bf86e38f7459e88524f6d5a7acd_650x.jpg?w=650)
https://pulptastic.com/25-sinister-animals-secretly-trying-kill-you/
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That reminded me of this one:
(https://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o669/bolsters/oF9E7B3.jpg~original)
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:lol
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153702049169815 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153702049169815)
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uummmmmmm
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153702049169815 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153702049169815)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/HtBKcjpHfD7s4/200.gif)
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I feel bad for all those of you who had to listen to the awful music of the video :lol .
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I feel bad for all those of you who had to listen to the awful music of the video :lol .
Mexican Banda, it's what I listen to pretty much all the time at work. I even know the choruses of half the fucking songs :lol
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I have that book. :lol
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(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-1JbibTPnBZU/VMjXch7C3zI/AAAAAAAAMwc/dnLuEhbVKGI/s800/10647045_10205933969612270_5723916157725996679_n.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/27649b170f4f8a671afe4cf6dd15f051/tumblr_mf03zzkV8A1qb66gfo1_500.jpg)
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I would give that Double Down Dog a try. I'll try anything once.
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I would give that Double Down Dog a try. I'll try anything once.
I would too. If the dog itself is decent quality, it could actually be really good.
In other news, I am having a small piece of grilled salmon and a salad for lunch.
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I gained 3 pounds just looking at it.
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TBH, I liked the original Double Down sandwich.
Of course, my intestines weren't too crazy about it. But since when do they get a vote?
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Think of it as punishment. Your intestines were bad.
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Think of it as punishment. Your intestines were bad.
Maybe, yeah.
Yesterday I had a burger at a local joint. It was called the "Dirty South" burger. It was a half-pound cheeseburger topped with pulled pork BBQ, cole slaw, and onions.
I gotta admit, it was pretty fucking good.
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I would definitely try that Double Down Dog.
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Wikipedia: No one cares about your garage band (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band)
How do I know if anyone cares about my band?
A good rule of thumb is: they don't. The fact that the only "sources" about your band are your webpage, your Myspace page, your brother's blog, and your mom's work newsletter, should be one indication that your band's, ah, notability only extends to your immediate family and friends.
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Think of it as punishment. Your intestines were bad.
Maybe, yeah.
Yesterday I had a burger at a local joint. It was called the "Dirty South" burger. It was a half-pound cheeseburger topped with pulled pork BBQ, cole slaw, and onions.
I gotta admit, it was pretty fucking good.
There's place in Vermont called Prohibition Pig that makes killer burgers like your example Hef. I had a double with chili, slaw, Vermont cheddar cheese and onion rings. I had to muscle that damn burger down.
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Nice.
This place had one called a Morning Glory, which had bacon, egg, and cheese on top of the burger.
Another one was called Loaded, and it sounded awesome (something like 12 different toppings including relish and jalapenos), but it would have been messy as hell and I wasn't in the mood.
Next time.
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We're doing a going away lunch for someone here tomorrow at the restaurant next door - they have a sandwich called "The Meat Sweats":
-Our 1/2 lb. Blend of USDA Choice Ground Brisket/Top Sirloin Topped with a Housemade Chorizo Patty, Hand Sliced Ham, Applewood Smoked Bacon & Our House Smoked Pulled Pork; Smothered in Your Choice of Our Housemade Cheese Sauce or Chicken Bacon Gravy & Served on Our Brioche Roll with a Steak Knife $17
It comes with your standard choice of sides (Fries, salads, chips, coleslaw, or soup). As GOOD as this sounds, I'm going to pass.
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WANT
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Guys are making me hungy.
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Guys are making me hungy.
just any guys or are there a few that really tickle your fancy?
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:lol
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:lol
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:rollin
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:clapgif:
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:clapgif:
:clap:
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:clapgif:
:clap:
:tup :clap:
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:slowclap:
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Guys are making me hungy.
just any guys or are there a few that really tickle your fancy?
Not just any guy Will tickle my fancy.
Hahaha, I walked into that one....hard.
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Wikipedia: No one cares about your garage band (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band)
How do I know if anyone cares about my band?
Lars?
(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/untitled_zpsf72fa65f.png)
Didn't think this one needed a caption...
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/FB_IMG_1422591303513_zps51916135.jpg)
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Oh man :rollin
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Mind = blown
(https://i.imgur.com/RkGR8vP.jpg)
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That's awesome.
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Modern day butterfly effect.
Love it.
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(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10959587_10205156345644358_4138463411429748813_n.jpg?oh=0f5b98a2f5ea5dfc003924477a59cfb1&oe=554F0D42)
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Oh god, yeeeeeeeees. Every. Single. Time.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hUc4YXF.jpg)
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Oh god, yeeeeeeeees. Every. Single. Time.
100% worth it. Guac or death.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qONui0vK-P4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrV0hEB8zw
Awesome youtuber is ultra-critical (and ULTRA offensive) of bad kickstarter projects, they respond, he responds back. It's great.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qONui0vK-P4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrV0hEB8zw
Awesome youtuber is ultra-critical (and ULTRA offensive) of bad kickstarter projects, they respond, he responds back. It's great.
:lol
The most recent video from one of my favorite Youtubers is also about this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSH15P3oNyU
And this is what I consider to be one of his finest videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xj607RWU3U
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(https://i.imgur.com/AViOx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OAzFjiC.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/CS2qxqP.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/CS2qxqP.jpg)
:rollin
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I so want that bunny on my amp's grill.
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:metal
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8pwIeBIUAAptvZ.jpg:large)
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I bought a door once and it turned out to be a bird of prey.
It was a CON door.
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Talking about doors yet still I saw a dark green spaceship in my mind.
Nerd beyond hope and proud. :biggrin:
Greetings...
Nef
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edit : thought better of it :angel:
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Metal Bruce Almighty (https://youtu.be/CMOhztf9Lag)
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Look, I'll admit, this video is old. REALLY FREAKIN OLD.
But I honestly cannot think of a single video that has made me laugh harder, nor revealed more and more hidden laughs as time goes on than this video.
It's time to relive a classic.
THE WEBSITE IS DOWN:
https://youtu.be/W8_Kfjo3VjU
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Look, I'll admit, this video is old. REALLY FREAKIN OLD.
But I honestly cannot think of a single video that has made me laugh harder, nor revealed more and more hidden laughs as time goes on than this video.
It's time to relive a classic.
THE WEBSITE IS DOWN:
https://youtu.be/W8_Kfjo3VjU
Please tell me that's real.
"You can't arrange by penis" had me rolling.
Edit: Credits. Damn, it isn't real. Still funny, though.
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A friend of mine linked this on FB yesterday:
Weird Al - Word Crimes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc)
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"Did you take the website down?"
"No."
"Cause Mary said you did."
"......................................................oh, I mean yea."
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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"Did you take the website down?"
"No."
"Cause Mary said you did."
"......................................................oh, I mean yea."
:rollin :rollin :rollin
So many funny things in that video. :lol A true classic.
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Creepy Text Theater.... (nsfw language)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT3sWeONmQo#t=344 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT3sWeONmQo#t=344)
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c17ff0836b1ed0a11376311ccbdac150/tumblr_nj0ciuoG9u1r8brruo1_400.png)
LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8yu1GyCcAArTNz.jpg)
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Metal Bruce Almighty (https://youtu.be/CMOhztf9Lag)
I know who made that. It's the drummer for Monuments / Algorithm - Mike Malyan.
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c17ff0836b1ed0a11376311ccbdac150/tumblr_nj0ciuoG9u1r8brruo1_400.png)
LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT
Glorious
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Yeah, I was surprised. Somehow, that wasn't the first thing I thought of.
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Yeah, I was surprised. Somehow, that wasn't the first thing I thought of.
Muck me on the abs tonight?
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Duck. I.e. On the ale tonight.
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My answer is Phil Collins.
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(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2087/2186979705_fcdf950d85_z.jpg)
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I need that sign for my living room.
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:lol
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What do you do when your groovin and the audience claps on 1 and 3 well, you do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw
Took me a couple of seconds to notice but man it's nicely and subtlety done! :hefdaddy
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What do you do when your groovin and the audience claps on 1 and 3 well, you do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw
Took me a couple of seconds to notice but man it's nicely and subtlety done! :hefdaddy
:lol That's awesome. What a pro.
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What do you do when your groovin and the audience claps on 1 and 3 well, you do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw
Took me a couple of seconds to notice but man it's nicely and subtlety done! :hefdaddy
Very impressive and adaptive.
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What do you do when your groovin and the audience claps on 1 and 3 well, you do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw
Took me a couple of seconds to notice but man it's nicely and subtlety done! :hefdaddy
Wow, that's awesome! But I'm slightly disappointed nobody in the audience started clapping on 1 and 3 again, just to fuck with him. :lol
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That was outstanding. WOW.
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What do you do when your groovin and the audience claps on 1 and 3 well, you do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw
Took me a couple of seconds to notice but man it's nicely and subtlety done! :hefdaddy
Wow, that's awesome! But I'm slightly disappointed nobody in the audience started clapping on 1 and 3 again, just to fuck with him. :lol
:lol That would've been hilarious. Love the shot at 0:42, absolutly no one in the audience seems to notice except for the drummer.
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That was great how he turned it around. Still, it seemed weird that the audience was clapping the whole time but looked bored. Like they started clapping and then decided they had to continue out of some sense of obligation. They didn't look into it at all.
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Damn, HCJ is an amazing pianist.
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Finally watched that.
Took a couple play throughs I I finally caught it.
:D
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10959698_10204847187873209_2940785037984461186_n.jpg?oh=bc6efcea13d1c2355a7ed3a0c5ebb0b6&oe=5557D81B&__gda__=1431826189_85718aed864e6211e047c7daef98e97e)
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:lol
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Damn, HCJ is an amazing pianist.
Yea, had no idea who he was until I saw that video. The way he teaches J Lo about pentatonic scale is pretty hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH9l8KlcuBA
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I saw Harry Connick, Jr. years ago here in Chicago. He was fantastic. Great musician, had a great band, and put on a great show.
Those American Idol clips are painful. I never watch the show, and this kind of thing is why. There's guys like Harry, who actually know something about music and theory and technique, and then there are the other judges who are literally only there because they're famous. I guess it's true that you need someone with an ear for popular music and what impresses most people, but he's right; these people are easily impressed.
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Damn, HCJ is an amazing pianist.
Yea, had no idea who he was until I saw that video. They was he teaches J Lo about pentatonic scale is pretty hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH9l8KlcuBA
Does not surprise me in the least that some vapid self-obsessed diva like Jello doesn't know the first thing about music theory.
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I saw Harry Connick, Jr. years ago here in Chicago. He was fantastic. Great musician, had a great band, and put on a great show.
Those American Idol clips are painful. I never watch the show, and this kind of thing is why. There's guys like Harry, who actually know something about music and theory and technique, and then there are the other judges who are literally only there because they're famous. I guess it's true that you need someone with an ear for popular music and what impresses most people, but he's right; these people are easily impressed.
To be fair, Keith Urban seems to have a good handle on that stuff as well. We watch it and J-Lo is clearly the least theory-informed of the bunch. He and HCJ will often get up and play along with auditioners (AI just started back up and just finished up the city-to-city auditions). It's actually fairly entertaining to see the three of them interact.
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I saw Harry Connick, Jr. years ago here in Chicago. He was fantastic. Great musician, had a great band, and put on a great show.
Those American Idol clips are painful. I never watch the show, and this kind of thing is why. There's guys like Harry, who actually know something about music and theory and technique, and then there are the other judges who are literally only there because they're famous. I guess it's true that you need someone with an ear for popular music and what impresses most people, but he's right; these people are easily impressed.
To be fair, Keith Urban seems to have a good handle on that stuff as well. We watch it and J-Lo is clearly the least theory-informed of the bunch. He and HCJ will often get up and play along with auditioners (AI just started back up and just finished up the city-to-city auditions). It's actually fairly entertaining to see the three of them interact.
I always thought he was rubbish but I saw him on that Beatles tribute where he played 'Don't Let Me Down' with John Mayer - dude can actually play guitar like. Great singer too.
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I think the music theoriness that HCJ and Keith Urban bring to AI really helped me get pulled back in. Keith does know is shit. Maybe not as well as HCJ but he still can kinda keep up with him when the music :blob: talk starts.
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I am a long time fan of the show. I like Keith Urban a lot, but I LOVE Harry Connick Jr. Jlo is OK.
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Oh how I love Zakk Wylde
(https://i58.tinypic.com/29pvkwk.jpg)
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(https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1707/2217/original.jpg)
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THAT CAPTION
TRYING TOO HARD
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Kotowboy
Debasing things since 1978
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I'm all about debase :coolio
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The evidence proving that is inconclusive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISrY9poJ5Lw NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MEpNG_lEeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc
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(https://img.labnol.org/di/jpg_vs_png.png)
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*keeps hovering cursor over picture*
Gaaahhhhh
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(https://i.imgur.com/rmo4UfL.jpg)
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^^ :lol
https://youtu.be/4F0Mer4kDDY
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50 Shades of Steve Buscemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60&feature=youtu.be
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(https://i.imgur.com/92RnC67.png)
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^^ :lol
https://youtu.be/4F0Mer4kDDY
That's some intense shit.
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Now this is what I call revenge! :lol
OZZY OSBOURNE Must Pay $27,000 To Rid His Home Of Bats (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-must-pay-27000-to-rid-his-home-of-bats/)
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What goes around comes around ;D
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I'm trying to clean up my home office desk recently and I found this obit last night in a folder I'd been saving as a kind of time capsule around Sept 11, 2001. Mrs. P knows how much I enjoy unfortunate names and while scanning the obits, she decided she had to cut this out for me. :biggrin:
(https://home.comcast.net/~gregg-townsend/MPD.jpg)
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Now this is what I call revenge! :lol
OZZY OSBOURNE Must Pay $27,000 To Rid His Home Of Bats (https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-must-pay-27000-to-rid-his-home-of-bats/)
Saw that on Twitter and couldn't be bothered coming up with a quip. Too Easy ! x)
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/4add92e99c6bfe4956e7a6ebabbee6a6/tumblr_njmbahR85C1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg)
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Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body (https://the-toast.net/2015/02/12/erotica-written-alien-pretending-not-horrified-human-body/)
"They put their mouths upon, but did not consume, one another’s flimsiest parts, as if they had forgotten what the process of eating looked like, and could only remember the very beginning of the act."
“His genitals snuck inside of hers, as if in hiding from a passing predator.”
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Speaking of sexy time....
https://youtu.be/GUQu4aSZBOY
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(https://i.imgur.com/7dpVGRL.jpg)
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Thats fuckin gold right there lol
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:rollin
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Thats fuckin gold right there lol
Seriously. Company should send him a few bucks just for the "lost your virginity" line :lol
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Thats fuckin gold right there lol
I see what you did there.
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Probably fake.
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Probably fake.
You buzzkill.
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Probably fake.
Isn't there some penis humor somewhere on the Internet that you can be busy raging about?
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no, why do you ask ?
Would you like me to find you some ?
:)
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Penis
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Thread Cross Pollination FTW ?
:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
HAPPY VLASTO DAY !!!!!!!!
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HAPPY VLASTO DAY
:octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium: :octavarium:
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I really don't remember if I got these photos here or from Facebook, but I'm posting them anyway.
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/BettyWhitePower_zpsa2bd3343.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/seniorvelasco9kg_zpsdf727c76.jpg)
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/seniorvelasco9kg_zpsdf727c76.jpg)
I seriously just lost it :rollin
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/seniorvelasco9kg_zpsdf727c76.jpg)
OMG!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I'm missing something. What am I missing?
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Me too.
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That's Neal Morse in the blue shirt. Then listen to the song "The Light". That's the spoiler free version of the joke.
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That's Neal Morse in the blue shirt. Then listen to the song "The Light". That's the spoiler free version of the joke.
If you still need a hint...go to 11:40 of the song here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW_Bkv1TDsU
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DTF, where jokes are two second soundbites in obscure 13 minute long prog songs by lonestar's look alike.
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(https://i.imgur.com/gGT6Pn3.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/youtakethering_zpsfe1531a0.jpg)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-02/EE166B9E-BE5B-4C27-8DAA-9BA6844557F4_zpshvoe3ueo.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-02/EE166B9E-BE5B-4C27-8DAA-9BA6844557F4_zpshvoe3ueo.jpg.html)
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-02/3387DF05-3BA5-4163-9E1F-9E57FE7F29A2_zpsrxqvmz34.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-02/3387DF05-3BA5-4163-9E1F-9E57FE7F29A2_zpsrxqvmz34.jpg.html)
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MMA Fighter Appears to Hadouken Opponent Before Pummeling Him (https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2364006-mma-fighter-appears-to-fire-hadouken-before-pummeling-his-opponent?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national)
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Explanation needed.
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News anchor, Brian Williams in America lied about taking fire in the Gulf War and 10 years later was called out and suspended for 6 months. So now all these great meme's are popping up.
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Explanation needed.
For a hadouken?
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Don't tell him that. Now he's going to think American news outlets can't tell the truth. ;) :lol
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(https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10983388_1583516048571904_1016656791837778892_n.jpg?oh=3eb7c899d084c4928f3c9d9264a6fc14&oe=5552D5D7)
When famous people upload pics like this to Instagram and caption it like " cold outside ".
Did you even look at the pic before you sent it ? :lol or were you trying and failing miserably to be "arty" ?
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It's so cold outside that the picture came out all blurry, and...
Nah, I got nothing.
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Also, Happy Valentine's Day!!
(https://i.imgur.com/DguUZZe.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/4xJH4ui.jpg)
"...behind blue eyes".
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Probably fake.
Isn't there some penis humor somewhere on the Internet that you can be busy raging about?
Fucking lol
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Just a true classic:
https://youtu.be/Vms_6_TSQuc
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Just a true classic:
https://youtu.be/Vms_6_TSQuc
:lol Yngwie in 20 years.
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/19881c170cc49bd197a01b31849667ae/tumblr_n5rcnygIrs1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
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I don't get what's so sexy about this?
(https://i.imgur.com/McJoDHt.jpg)
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You may not, but I certainly do. :eyebrows:
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You may not, but I certainly do. :eyebrows:
You're a web designer, so you get off on six digits web colors :zydar:
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You may not, but I certainly do. :eyebrows:
You're a web designer, so you get off on six digits web colors :zydar:
Don't even get me started on #696969, that shit is HOT! :heart
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(https://scontent-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11006442_10205976498199586_879073045116322900_n.jpg?oh=ee07fd34b8b05fcb7adc97aa1f4f3567&oe=55521F2B)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11001931_787147344671935_6457267645211895021_n.jpg?oh=ca49543d7267fcfd702b61a5aad8184c&oe=555B7A80&__gda__=1431427889_a6a9544e048d52ce422366a4663c1bdc)
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(https://cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=50384&d=1423864489)
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^^^^ Truth
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(https://i.imgur.com/0kHHeFH.jpg)
LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT
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If those seeds were planted without consent, it's date grape.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B-E8l-nIEAAzeVU.mp4
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If those seeds were planted without consent, it's date grape.
:icy:
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https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B-E8l-nIEAAzeVU.mp4
:rollin
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10888349_10153090878832943_3315267454470320162_n.jpg?oh=84abea7de6a5d95e7a0b94d33655f533&oe=555BF680&__gda__=1435118053_abb48da13b8e1faac5affd93161916e8)
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Classic :lol
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I think the bottom line should say "I wrote you a love song, but you can't hear it, it's buried under the guitar" ;D
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I think the bottom line should say "I wrote you a love song, but you can't hear it, it's buried under the guitar" ;D
I wrote you a love song that I want to smother you with, but it will just leave you compressed?
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I don't know why but I find this hilarious:
Shia LaBeouf staring at me in Burbank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10888349_10153090878832943_3315267454470320162_n.jpg?oh=84abea7de6a5d95e7a0b94d33655f533&oe=555BF680&__gda__=1435118053_abb48da13b8e1faac5affd93161916e8)
Overture 19/32
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https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B-E8l-nIEAAzeVU.mp4
:rollin
FUCK YOU I AM CAT
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Porno snowmen/women. F´in´ hilarious!
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/porno_snowmen_an_awesomely_rude_way_to_piss_off_your_neighbors (https://dangerousminds.net/comments/porno_snowmen_an_awesomely_rude_way_to_piss_off_your_neighbors)
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Good to see some :metal in there ;D
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x454q90/673/ZkpzMc.jpg)
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Probably a repost, at least the idea, but still true.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/admit-it-its-hard-to-argue-with-this-55-photos-33.jpg?w=600&h=462)
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(https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/10955777_10206042822812325_6187579423131361170_n.jpg?oh=8101b4eee927b3b5edbf964046c01b4b&oe=5587F2BE)
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Oh my God
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:rollin
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:rollin
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Brutal, but absolutely hilarious :lol
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That's fucked up.
seriously.
but fucking hilarious :rollin
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Saw that one, pretty much defines brilliantly tasteless humor. :rollin
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I don't know who he/she is, but it's funny anyways :lol .
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Bruce Jenner. Olympian. Step father (I think) to the Kardashian trolls. Decided he wants to be a woman. Recently had a car accident where someone died.
The death aside, yeah, it's still funny. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/1XFfOJR.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/socialmediaexplained_zps84936bb2.jpg)
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:lol
Now I want donuts
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Real talk though, Donuts is a fantastic album. :lol
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That chart lies. There's no way someone would be able to log into their LinkedIn and figure out how to update their profile to add that.
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Real talk though, Donuts is a fantastic album. :lol
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Dilladonutscover.jpg/220px-Dilladonutscover.jpg)
Instrumental hip hop/trip hop? I hope it's as good as Endtroducing.
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That chart lies. There's no way someone would be able to log into their LinkedIn and figure out how to update their profile to add that.
My wife said something similar :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/IdrYV.jpg)
Thanks, now I look like Voldemort.
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Ok....this is funny first, and P/R second....and my argument for DEvolution third. :angel:
If anyone wishes to rant about it, repost in P/R...otherwise, just sit back and laugh the same way you would at a Beavis and Butthead episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs
EDIT: I'll confess, I have read what it's about, but I have yet to watch it with the sound on.
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That chart lies. There's no way someone would be able to log into their LinkedIn and figure out how to update their profile to add that.
My wife said something similar :lol
Ahem.....
(https://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q554/oskirules/Screenshot%202015-02-22%20at%2010.50.52%20PM_zpsqij6lla4.png)
Now if someone would just endorse me....
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Do people seriously have a problem updating their LinkedIn profiles?
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Shit, took me long enough just to remember the password. Haven't been on that fucker in months.
And the donut eating skill disappeared when I saved it. Now my prowess will remain a secret to the masses. :sad:
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Shit, took me long enough just to remember the password. Haven't been on that fucker in months.
And the donut eating skill disappeared when I saved it. Now my prowess will remain a secret to the masses. :sad:
:lol
I'll endorse you. I'm not sure if endorsement by a network engineer will help your future but it's a start.
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Yep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs)
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Ok....this is funny first, and P/R second....and my argument for DEvolution third. :angel:
If anyone wishes to rant about it, repost in P/R...otherwise, just sit back and laugh the same way you would at a Beavis and Butthead episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs
EDIT: I'll confess, I have read what it's about, but I have yet to watch it with the sound on.
Same here. Watched it for the girl, went to the website and they appear to be completely serious, so no, I have no interest in what she's actually saying.
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Do people seriously have a problem updating their LinkedIn profiles?
I haven't been on the site in awhile but the few times I have logged on to mess around I couldn't get over how unappealing the layout was. I'm assuming they've updated it but it was needless cluttered and hard to navigate.
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(https://i.imgur.com/GBDdFGT.jpg)
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On a side note, I recently saw the Art of the Brick exhibit by that author in Philadelphia, and it was freaking AMAZING.
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https://twitter.com/NickHolmesPL/status/543769918944985089
Staff at Microsoft 1978. The best prog band ever!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4vb2_rIgAA4CUO.jpg)
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Seinfeld Theme + Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY
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Seinfeld Theme + Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY
I tried to make it through that. I found it funny but Limp Bizquik are just unlistenable.
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The Count... censored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
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(https://i.imgur.com/jUZpddQ.jpg)
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The Count... censored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I thought I'd seen most of the usual "funny album cover" suspects but this one from 2013 has to be right up there
(https://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2013-10/1382362799_cover.jpg)
I checked out the music and it's white guys doing reggae. Not the worst thing I've ever heard , aside from the odd bum note ;)
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Brass to mouth.
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I thought I'd seen most of the usual "funny album cover" suspects but this one from 2013 has to be right up there
(https://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2013-10/1382362799_cover.jpg)
I checked out the music and it's white guys doing reggae. Not the worst thing I've ever heard , aside from the odd bum note ;)
Well at least it's not a rusty trombone.
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^^ :lol
Will anyone be fooled by the Trojan horse trick today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig
Pretty hilarious!
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
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Brass to mouth.
:zydar:
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
Brilliant.
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
:lol
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Whoa. That was pretty terrifying.
Fun Fact: Those kids are playing Heroscape at the beginning of the commercial. It's pretty fun. My son was into it for a while and we played a few pretty epic games.
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Ok that was not what I was expected! :rollin
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Whoa. That was pretty terrifying.
Fun Fact: Those kids are playing Heroscape at the beginning of the commercial. It's pretty fun. My son was into it for a while and we played a few pretty epic games.
I vaguely remember Heroscape
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The problem with Heroscape, as with so many other games like it, is that is was a money pit. You had the basic game, but then you could get extra player pieces and extra set pieces, allowing you to create larger games and specialized or more powerful armies. That's fine, except it was endless. You could spend $10, $20, $30 or more on each add-on set or set piece. Then you spend a half an hour or more setting up the game. Then you finally get to play the game. And the game could take anywhere from hours to days to finish, so ultimately you could say it was worth the investment. But that puts it in the realm of D&D games, games that are meant to go on for quite a while. Not something you play for a couple hours on a Saturday afternoon. You play Heroscape for a couple hours, all you do is set up the board/game, select and place your armies, and start moving them. Then it's time to eat dinner or something.
A pretty cool concept, actually, but to really "get into it" requires significant investments of both time and money, something that's not really obvious when you first get the game.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pMz8OO3.jpg)
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
Hahaha I cracked up. It's true though.
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
Hahaha I cracked up. It's true though.
:lol Is the music from 0:30-0:40 from Hit me With Your Best Shot?
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God, I miss the 90's
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(https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10953147_10153096972352943_4624612532823973032_n.jpg?oh=40e24eb971be967d09f23f07cb94a09d&oe=5550E585)
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
Well that certainly took a weird turn... :lol
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It's very rare that an Australian politician says something that makes sense , let alone makes me laugh but this press release from a Shadow Minister got a chuckle out of me. These two were well known for disagreeing on just about everything.
(https://resources2.news.com.au/images/2015/02/26/1227240/441538-8594f836-bd81-11e4-a005-b478f5906d65.jpg)
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Every 90's Commercial Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM). Stick with it.
:metal
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/whowillwin_zpscxtobox3.jpg)
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This is pretty hilarious:
https://youtu.be/0iWAG-Gv5JY
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Speaking of rap battles, GALADRIEL vs LEIA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL52R7m8b7w
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(https://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tree.jpg)
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If you have FB, go to this link and read the Feb 26th post (https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDrugs?fref=nf). But more importantly, read the comments beneath! Priceless. :lol
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If you have FB, go to this link and read the Feb 26th post (https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDrugs?fref=nf). But more importantly, read the comments beneath! Priceless. :lol
"I just have to say that my wife likes her doorbell rang" :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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If you have FB, go to this link and read the Feb 26th post (https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDrugs?fref=nf). But more importantly, read the comments beneath! Priceless. :lol
WTF
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If you have FB, go to this link and read the Feb 26th post (https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDrugs?fref=nf). But more importantly, read the comments beneath! Priceless. :lol
"I orgasmed twice last night. I thought the second coming was a good thing?" :lol
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Awesomed out :tup Next time I go out I'll be sure to look out for those ebolas on the bong needles.
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"Rose are red, weed is greener, I think about you when I touch my wiener." :lol
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Some of the comments, even from people who are against them (Normal People Against Christians Against Drugs?) are as stupid as the site itself.
"You guys are the reason why their is mental hospitals ..."
Some people get it, though.
"My father was struck down by a heavy cocaine drinker with an Allen wrench three years before I was born, and I miss him every day, so this post means so much to me!"
My mind breaks just entertaining the idea that this is a serious web site. I prefer to think that nobody could be this stupid. I really hope I'm right.
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My mind breaks just entertaining the idea that this is a serious web site. I prefer to think that nobody could be this stupid. I really hope I'm right.
You have far too much faith in humanity.
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There's no question that the page itself is a giant piss-take...and not a particularly clever one even. They tend to give the game away too easily with their outrageous posts.
To me, the brilliance is in the comments where people either take it seriously and try to counter the posts with "reason", or even better, the super silly (crass?) comments.
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There's no question that the page itself is a giant piss-take...and not a particularly clever one even.
Is it? Thing is, check out stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM
Put a guy like that in front of Facebook, and I don't think the results will be all that different.
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(https://i.imgur.com/wud4ybI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6H2VDwl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xiyHWN4.gif)
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If you have FB, go to this link and read the Feb 26th post (https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDrugs?fref=nf). But more importantly, read the comments beneath! Priceless. :lol
The picture is hysterical.
"Women: Save your soul. Don't touch your hole."
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"Car Thief Throws a Brick, Mercedes Throws it Back"
https://autos.yahoo.com/news/car-thief-throws-brick-mercedes-throws-back-180050064.html
After pelting the Mercedes’ windows with a few smaller stones, the thief then graduates to a large brick, but it’s quite obvious this Mercedes just isn’t giving up without a fight. The hurled brick bounces off the Mercedes and collides with the would-be crook’s face– knocking him out cold
(https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/tl4fSoXiclOCqng1Zvn3OA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTI0MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/cms/autos/Boldride/THICK_WITH_THE_BRICK.gif)
There's an actual video in the article. So worth the quick watch :rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl3fdkbjdCA
Don't be so "dork" sided!!
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Did someone change the forum theme? 'Cause it all looks gold and white for me now.
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:lol
Can we escape this fucking dress mess?
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Did someone change the forum theme? 'Cause it all looks gold and white for me now.
For me it looks blue-black.
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(https://goatlady.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/image2.png?w=469&h=259)
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Did someone change the forum theme? 'Cause it all looks gold and white for me now.
For me it looks blue-black.
I blame Kenny Wayne Shepherd.
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(https://goatlady.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/image2.png?w=469&h=259)
I see what you did there.
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Chris Brown denies all accusations that Rihanna's face is white and gold.
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Okay, I debated about this. And then debated some more. I figured if my jokes send me to hell, I'm basically already there.
(https://puu.sh/gkgc7/a310d73fb7.jpg)
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Wait....are you saying General Akbar was a terrorist???
Mind....blown....
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Pretty sure he was an Admiral.
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Pretty sure he was an Admiral.
DOH!!! :facepalm:
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^ It's a snare!
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^ It's a snare!
:lol
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Okay, I debated about this. And then debated some more. I figured if my jokes send me to hell, I'm basically already there.
(https://puu.sh/gkgc7/a310d73fb7.jpg)
:lol
Okay, that's just so wrong that it's funny. And I'm driving the bus to hell so I'll save a seat for ya!
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That's hilarious :lol
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Trying to see the SNL sketch with Dakota Johnson but I can't seem to find a working link. It's in the same vein apparently.
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Trying to see the SNL sketch with Dakota Johnson but I can't seem to find a working link. It's in the same vein apparently.
Yea apparently there is a lot of backlash on that, I dont see why. Its satire and we can joke about many things, but thats off limit?
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Shame on Steven spielberg for killing that dinosaur...
(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/t/53c032dde4b0858e61d2b6db/1405104862439/wow-some-people-actually-think-steven-spielberg-killed-a-triceratops1)
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(https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11018184_908901035798097_7474975411673450337_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=14c96a80af031b5aee770034b8feeea6&oe=557222B8&__gda__=1434602194_fc5a0eaf91c741756f31367988030491)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11042133_10152670428678314_1631649241_n.jpg?oh=164458949a2481371ea19fc21c7b0d32&oe=54F96278&__gda__=1425570665_1d21209bec44e90a8cf449b5a9a6480d)
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(https://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o669/bolsters/carnivore.jpg~original)
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:lol
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That Vegan Sidekick page is a goldmine.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11006420_907529039269156_6953107165970431538_n.jpg?oh=8d6cdf436d205db0bacbcb3c3bbb79a1&oe=558DC35D&__gda__=1433829175_a5229b0ecf7f2726ce0b9c2f4708ee22)
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(https://i.imgur.com/KNVFV.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/nf086WH.jpg)
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^^^ That's awesome
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It is a rather old video, so I am not sure if it has been posted before.
Spiders on Drugs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
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That shit was brilliant.
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:rollin :rollin
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It is a rather old video, so I am not sure if it has been posted before.
Spiders on Drugs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
I actually thought this may be legit until the alcohol.
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It would have been ace if David Attenborough narrated it with a completely straight voice.
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It is a rather old video, so I am not sure if it has been posted before.
Spiders on Drugs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
I actually thought this may be legit until the alcohol.
The marijuana one should have been a dead giveaway before that. :lol
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It is a rather old video, so I am not sure if it has been posted before.
Spiders on Drugs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
I actually thought this may be legit until the alcohol.
The marijuana one should have been a dead giveaway before that. :lol
It should have, but given there was a web hamok I wasn't totally sure. Thought it was unrealistic, but was sort of believable considering it looked real :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/rjifWgQ.png)
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Classic. I love that one.
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This is pretty funny, Will Arnett guest hosting the late late show. It's like a long sketch! :lol
https://youtu.be/LoBMYjtXFTc?t=8m36s
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This is one of the funniest things I have watched in quite some time!
"Boob apron"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
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Okay, I debated about this. And then debated some more. I figured if my jokes send me to hell, I'm basically already there.
(https://puu.sh/gkgc7/a310d73fb7.jpg)
This one took me awhile, but now :rollin :rollin
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(https://x-entertainment.com/articles/0262/ack1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/oouQCUz.jpg)
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:lol
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Canadians "Spocking" their money:
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/bank_of_canada_urges_star_trek_fans_to_stop_spocking_their_fivers (https://dangerousminds.net/comments/bank_of_canada_urges_star_trek_fans_to_stop_spocking_their_fivers)
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(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10978658_10152877984797408_90862766873447299_n.jpg?oh=6c5cf346450f46264b83cd7dca3c25f7&oe=558339C5)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dq3xKe6.png)
Well, she's not any more, but we don't know how old this picture is.
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/03/facebook-owned-password.jpg)
(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/03/facebook-owned-military.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10978658_10152877984797408_90862766873447299_n.jpg?oh=6c5cf346450f46264b83cd7dca3c25f7&oe=558339C5)
:rollin
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James Franco challenges Stephen Colbert on Tolkien trivia :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XkDtNuMhE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XkDtNuMhE)
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James Franco challenges Stephen Colbert on Tolkien trivia :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XkDtNuMhE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XkDtNuMhE)
:lol
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Dying laughing at this. There's a few more of these out there but this is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jd9AmepgdM
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New bizarre mutations of videos. I still prefer the "shreds" videos, but these are up there.
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(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10978658_10152877984797408_90862766873447299_n.jpg?oh=6c5cf346450f46264b83cd7dca3c25f7&oe=558339C5)
This would be my vote for things that piss me off.
When people think that *Any pucture* + Star Wars = * Fuckin awesome*
::)
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It doesn't bother me, but I admit I don't know why it's funny. I assumed it was some reference that I was missing.
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It's probably a reference to harrison Ford's plane crash but still. I've seen so many photos that are just PICTURE + STAR WARS = FUCK YEAH !!111!!111
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Let the hate flow through you.
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I'm guessing funny because star wars ?
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It's probably a reference to harrison Ford's plane crash but still. I've seen so many photos that are just PICTURE + STAR WARS = FUCK YEAH !!111!!111
Oh yeah, duh. I didn't even think of that. :facepalm:
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I'm guessing funny because star wars ?
And that you hate everything buddy. :lol
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I'm guessing funny because star wars ?
And that you hate everything buddy. :lol
I actually don't. I just don't like everything.
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You know I love you man. You just rant on a lot of things or seem to be irritated by a lot.
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Am I the only person who got the picture at first glance? :lol
Maybe because he crashed like 40 minutes from me.
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Oh, derp. I didn't even make the Harrison Ford connection. I thought someone just randomly decided to shoop a TIE fighter into a picture.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg.html)
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Oh, derp. I didn't even make the Harrison Ford connection. I thought someone just randomly decided to shoop a TIE fighter into a picture.
That's what those pics usually are.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg.html)
Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
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That's what I did.
I got my normal amount of sleep... but had to ride to work in the dark this morning.
But it's Sunday so it's not like there was any traffic.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg.html)
Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
I go to bed when my eyes can't stay open. 9 pm or 11pm? My body tells me it's time.
I just thought this was funy.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg.html)
Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
Not true for me.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/6264749C-101A-4BC1-B581-F07564B0371C_zps8rlbgmby.jpg.html)
Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
Apart from having "lost" one hour that you could have spent doing whatever you were doing that evening, which is exactly what the image says :lol
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His chair always looks like some weird robot thing peering over his shoulder.
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Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
Apart from having "lost" one hour that you could have spent doing whatever you were doing that evening, which is exactly what the image says :lol
Not really. if you're the sort of person who goes to bed at the exact time every day then maybe. But for anyone who goes to bed whenever - it's all gravy.
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Dandy. Go to bed an hour earlier than usual and you'll be no worse off.
Apart from having "lost" one hour that you could have spent doing whatever you were doing that evening, which is exactly what the image says :lol
Not really. if you're the sort of person who goes to bed at the exact time every day then maybe. But for anyone who goes to bed whenever - it's all gravy.
Except yes really. If you go to bed an hour earlier than you would have otherwise you have by definition "lost" an hour of whatever you would have spent that time doing - whether it's working on the cure for cancer, browsing DTF, jerking off, or all of the above.
Daylight Savings Time change is definitely no big deal and you don't lose any time, but "go to bed an hour earlier" is the exact opposite of counteracting the misguided idea of losing time :lol:
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The time change screws me up for like a month. Both time changes. I don't like either one.
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I always feel humanity's inability to get rid of such a collectively disliked thing, puts a damper on the overall expectations of achievement of our race.
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I always feel humanity's inability to get rid of such a collectively disliked thing, puts a damper on the overall expectations of achievement of our race.
I know what you mean. I fail to see the need to keep it. Just do away with it for God's sake.
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Ahh the time change really messed me up now. Even though my clocks were set, my alarm accidently was not and I normally wake up before my alarm goes off, but it was still dark this morning so I noticed that and fell back asleep. Now I was 45 minutes late to work (not really late, I get in 3 hours before everyone else normally anyway). But still, messed me up and Im exhausted too for some reason. Im blaming all of this on the clocks going back an hour.
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Im blaming all of this on the clocks going back an hour.
no wonder you are all messed up :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/AS7qQ.jpg)
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Im blaming all of this on the clocks going back an hour.
no wonder you are all messed up :lol
lol explains everything
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Living a bit farther north, I don't like the transition, but I like the results.
After "spring forward" we get that extra hour at the end of the day. In a couple of months, I'll be looking at 9pm sunsets that would have normally happened at 8pm. I kinda dig having them later.
But then after "fall back" with the days getting shorter, I like sleeping in an extra hour and having some daylight in the morning to go to work in.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AS7qQ.jpg)
I was actually hoping that that was real since it is completely in the realm of things Google likes to do. :(
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Living a bit farther north, I don't like the transition, but I like the results.
After "spring forward" we get that extra hour at the end of the day. In a couple of months, I'll be looking at 9pm sunsets that would have normally happened at 8pm. I kinda dig having them later.
But then after "fall back" with the days getting shorter, I like sleeping in an extra hour and having some daylight in the morning to go to work in.
All of this. It still amazes me how many people don't get it. It's not about saving an hour now and "getting it back" in the fall. That would be stupid. It's about an extra hour of daylight every day from now til fall. To me, that's worth the hassle of shifting all the clocks. Individual results may vary.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AS7qQ.jpg)
I was actually hoping that that was real since it is completely in the realm of things Google likes to do. :(
I checked it too :D
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I've lived in Arizona all my life, so I've never had to deal with daylight saving time. And I'm really, really glad.
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I've lived in Arizona all my life, so I've never had to deal with daylight saving time. And I'm really, really glad.
I July I'm visiting Arizona, Nevada (and in passing) an edge of California. I'm loving that since Arizona has its head on straight (in this one instance), and the other two don't, I can travel between them without any time change.
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I've lived in Arizona all my life, so I've never had to deal with daylight saving time. And I'm really, really glad.
I July I'm visiting Arizona, Nevada (and in passing) an edge of California. I'm loving that since Arizona has its head on straight (in this one instance), and the other two don't, I can travel between them without any time change.
:lol
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I live in Cali. My cousin, who I talk to (text and what not) daily is in AZ. It drives us both insane because we can never keep track of what time it is between us. lol
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I've lived in Arizona all my life, so I've never had to deal with daylight saving time. And I'm really, really glad.
I'm jealous.
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I've heard more complaining about daylight savings in the past couple pages here than I have in my entire life.
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It's an archaic law that needs to be repealed since it serves absolutely no purpose in this day and age.
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Yeah, except for the whole deal about having an extra hour of usable daylight every day from spring til fall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw)
From last night's Last Week Tonight
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Yeah, except for the whole deal about having an extra hour of usable daylight every day from spring til fall.
There is no extra hour of sunlight, the same amount of sunlight exists whether it's daylight savings or not. All that changes is the time, and how does the time changing by an hour make that sunlight "usable"? Pretty sure you could still use it if it were an hour earlier.
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Yeah, except for the whole deal about having an extra hour of usable daylight every day from spring til fall.
There is no extra hour of sunlight, the same amount of sunlight exists whether it's daylight savings or not. All that changes is the time, and how does the time changing by an hour make that sunlight "usable"? Pretty sure you could still use it if it were an hour earlier.
Not necessarily.
If your schedule dictates that you work indoors until six o'clock, you can measure 'usable sunlight' by the amount of time that the sun is up after six o'clock. The time change makes six o'clock come earlier, which makes it so that the sun is up longer after you get off work.
The alternative would be to keep the time the same and adjust everybody's schedules, instead.
... Or just do stuff at night, of course.
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I remember now. We got into this same discussion last year, and probably the year before, and the year before, etc.
Basically, most people work relatively regular schedules. Maybe not 8 to 5 every day, but mostly the same time in and out. Therefore the sun going down an hour later equates to an extra hour after work before it gets dark. I remember being in the minority in seeing it that way, although I can't remember why.
Hey, if you're fine with the sun coming up at 5:00 in the morning during the summer and going down an hour earlier, then I guess Daylight Savings isn't for you. I personally would rather have that extra hour at the end of the day and have the sun come up an hour later. Shifting the clocks accomplishes this. That hour the sun is up before my alarm even goes off is not "usable" daylight to me. Again, your mileage may vary.
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Read an interesting statistic yesterday:
Apparently, heart attacks increase by 25% the day after the clocks go forward, and decrease by 21% the day after they go back.
I remember reading somewhere that ti takes you about 4 weeks to adjust to the hour difference either way as well.
Personally, I love having that extra hour of day light at that end of the day during summer. There's often quiet debate in the papers about the merits and whether we should even go back to GMT (Greenwich meantime) at the end of summer. One proposal I read last year suggested we stay on BST (British Summer Time) for the year and put the clocks forward again the following year. This would put us on BST+1 and would bring us inline with Europe. Makes sense I suppose from an economics point of view. Much as I lvoe late evenings with sunlight, I think sunsets at between 11 - 12pm in the middle of summer might take a bit of getting used to.
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How to Say Hello to a Woman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnT3hIBRgc)
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Daylight savings has its pros and cons.
While I do enjoy the extra hour of sunlight, at the same time the one thing that definately is annoying is now that everything is shifted, its hard to get to sleep for a few days. Like I usually turn of the light around 10:30pm, but now my body thinks its 9:30pm and I kind of just sit there and toss and turn until around 11:30pm. But luckily, its only for a few days.
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Come to thread for funny stuff, see page full of unfunny daylight savings discussion.
Daylight savings is awesome. I'm always sad to see it go. Darkness at 6pm, waah.
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Daylight savings is silly. Let's change all of time itself just so some people can pretend there's more sunlight or something. It seems so narrow and outdated for 2015, and causes a lot more problems than it claims to solve. Get rid of it, and let people sort out there own apparent problems with the world going about its business.
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(https://rewards4mom.s3.amazonaws.com/2014/03/dst-baby.jpg)
For me, it's my analogue kitchen clock - the only non-digital clock in my appartment. I refuse to change that fucker. :lol
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Is it possible to get rid of daylight savings and we move our clocks ahead/behind 30 minutes so that its in between the hour ahead/behind and then everyone is happy?
Ive never put this much thought into it, but it is true that the one hour difference does have a physical toll on our bodies. Its minor and it goes away quickly, but there are stats that show this true, I think that is more important than having light out for an extra hour after work. Plus that scenario doesnt apply to everyone anyway.
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it serves absolutely no purpose in this day and age.
It seems so narrow and outdated for 2015
Okay, I can understand people being all whiny because it's something that doesn't personally benefit them, so they think it should be abolished for everyone, but how is it different now than in the past? Clearly the majority thought it was a good idea at some point, and I still think it's a good idea. Why is it less relevant now?
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I support Daylight Savings Time. :hat
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it serves absolutely no purpose in this day and age.
It seems so narrow and outdated for 2015
Okay, I can understand people being all whiny because it's something that doesn't personally benefit them, so they think it should be abolished for everyone, but how is it different now than in the past? Clearly the majority thought it was a good idea at some point, and I still think it's a good idea. Why is it less relevant now?
Because people and their lives are a heck of a lot more diverse than they were in the past, so it seems ridiculous to make such a drastic change to every single person's routine because of some outdated generalization about how people go about their day.
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Daylight savings - get voting kids!
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=43383.0
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing? (HBO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw)
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing? (HBO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw)
:lol
Personally, I think it's time for it to go. It serves no real purpose in this day and age. People are going to go about their business whether it's light or dark out.
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Okay, I'll drop it. Obviously the fact that many people still benefit from it, and have posted valid reasons for wanting it, don't matter. The important thing is that some people are inconvenienced by it, and we can't have that.
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Okay, I'll drop it. Obviously the fact that many people still benefit from it, and have posted valid reasons for wanting it, don't matter. The important thing is that some people are inconvenienced by it, and we can't have that.
You don't have to drop it. Just bring it to thread regarding this very topic.
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Okay, I'll drop it. Obviously the fact that many people still benefit from it, and have posted valid reasons for wanting it, don't matter. The important thing is that some people are inconvenienced by it, and we can't have that.
Sorry, I shouldn't have posted that comedy video. Thought this was the "post funny stuff" thread.
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Okay, I'll drop it. Obviously the fact that many people still benefit from it, and have posted valid reasons for wanting it, don't matter. The important thing is that some people are inconvenienced by it, and we can't have that.
Sorry, I shouldn't have posted that comedy video. Thought this was the "post funny stuff" thread.
I love you. :lol
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lol
All in good fun
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I do feel a little tired and always think it's from DST. I bet it's more of a mental thing.
Yup, I'm mental.
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My Matthew McConaughey car spoof...Just for shits and giggles.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200410995233527&pnref=story
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(https://i.imgur.com/iKal3rA.png)
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I think we should leave daylight savings time on year round. I prefer it being light out an hour later in the evening rather than an hour earlier in the morning year round. I would guess most people would agree. I certainly don't need it to be light out at 4:00 AM in the summer.
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Well you sure did bring the funny on that one!
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https://mobile.twitter.com/itzsteviewonder
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Wait, what?
(https://i.imgur.com/FNAnNBF.png)
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I need to place a call to my doctor.
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"Come on babe, doctor's orders. You're the one who said we should always follow the directions carefully..."
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A lot of the stuff that comes over electronically from the doctor's office is usually a jarbled mess like that. My guess is the tech was going too fast and typed it verbatum and pharmacist unfortunately just didn't catch, which unfortunately happens as Retail can get absurdly busy at times.
Makes for a funny picture though.
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I know that for sure. My wife is a Pharmacy Tech and she tells me stuff like that all the time
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I know that for sure. My wife is a Pharmacy Tech and she tells me stuff like that all the time
She tells you exactly that? Or just about stuff like that.
:zydar:
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Neal Morse just reposted this on his FB page. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
The faces guitar players make on stage make a lot more sense when they're holding giant slugs!!
https://imgur.com/gallery/R9NCh
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Snailed it.
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So many things are wrong here.
(https://i.imgur.com/LVxB9rt.jpg)
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Spoiler alert - that's Zydar in the suit, and the shirt was his birthday gift to the kid.
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:lol
That's not even right.
:lol
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Neal Morse just reposted this on his FB page. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
The faces guitar players make on stage make a lot more sense when they're holding giant slugs!!
https://imgur.com/gallery/R9NCh
Awesome! :lol Reminds me of the "Oranges and Metal" pics: https://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/9-instances-of-invisible-oranges-no-longer-being-invisible
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Nerds vs Hipsters
(https://i.imgur.com/CZRI1KI.jpg)
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Spoiler alert - that's Zydar in the suit, and the shirt was his birthday gift to the kid.
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/nWp3T4K.jpg)
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:rollin
So wrong. Sooo wrong.
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:rollin
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:rollin
Zydar's humor at it's best
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;D
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^^ :lol
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11034236_10153240186206178_7679964613297268698_n.jpg?oh=f608ef059634e1bd77563742a217293d&oe=55816596&__gda__=1433846761_efe9817286e5a85c1bab3f49287ef7f0)
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(https://i.imgur.com/uzsEZnm.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K-zDK4wrI4
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(https://i.imgur.com/9SQzchH.jpg)
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:'splosion:
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(https://i.imgur.com/0vaHgMU.jpg)
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:lol
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No Comment obviously :p
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:clap:
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My answer to that Table would be "F", said in astonishment. :lol
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"International Cunt Circus" :rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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This just went up on Facebook. ;D
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A few real life people that look like Simpsons characters: https://thechive.com/2015/02/19/a-few-real-life-people-that-look-like-simpsons-characters-15-photos/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=chivetrafficfacebook
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/a-few-real-life-people-that-look-like-simpsons-characters-15-photos-1.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/a-few-real-life-people-that-look-like-simpsons-characters-15-photos-6.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/a-few-real-life-people-that-look-like-simpsons-characters-15-photos-11.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/7035b59d2b245386ebf4c80c86164683/tumblr_mw8ul80cQK1r1dqpyo1_1280.png)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8d8f65ec81f042624177115ad5cbcf90/tumblr_mw8ul80cQK1r1dqpyo2_1280.png)
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:clap:
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I don't get it :-\
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I don't get it :-\
It's a Mobile with Bats hanging from it.
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Ahh, I didn't know that was called a mobile :tup
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Are mobiles now something only us old fuckers know?
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I had no idea what a mobile was.
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/7035b59d2b245386ebf4c80c86164683/tumblr_mw8ul80cQK1r1dqpyo1_1280.png)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8d8f65ec81f042624177115ad5cbcf90/tumblr_mw8ul80cQK1r1dqpyo2_1280.png)
It took me a few seconds but I got it :P
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Nekov isn't a native English, so I can give him pass on cultural differences.
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:rollin
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I'm sure I read that the inspiration for Moe Szyslak's character was the comedian Rich Hall
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(https://i.imgur.com/804jazy.gif)
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Nekov isn't a native English, so I can give him pass on cultural differences.
This, the joke was lost in translation
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@PingPong
:lol :lol I love the paddle drop at the end.
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Steve 'N' Seagulls is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZS12RiBQ3o
:metal
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Steve 'N' Seagulls is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZS12RiBQ3o
:metal
Best cover band in history :2metal:
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:metal
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@PingPong
:lol :lol I love the paddle drop at the end.
Yea and the judges face lol I love ping pong so that is awesome
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How to Become Gluten Intolerant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798&t=120)
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How to Become Gluten Intolerant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798&t=120)
Hilarious and so true. People need to get over themselves
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/quoting%20pulp%20fiction_zpsbtozaaqm.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/potatoes_zpsf8p8y71q.jpg)
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But chips ARE fries ! :neverusethis:
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How to Become Gluten Intolerant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798&t=120)
Hilarious and so true. People need to get over themselves
He's like The Ginger Mangini.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/2ACBA486-2158-4FD0-AAFB-720F0A248980_zpslabiqdpe.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/2ACBA486-2158-4FD0-AAFB-720F0A248980_zpslabiqdpe.jpg.html)
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:metal
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/quoting%20pulp%20fiction_zpsbtozaaqm.jpg)
Paul Horner: Hero
"I just thought he was some crazy white guy with a death wish."
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(https://i.imgur.com/3vKvTSl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jl5pvUg.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin at both!!!!
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:lol
Wraithist
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(https://i.imgur.com/iq2MS.jpg)
I wouldn't worry too much about it, buddy.
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Taylor Hawkins?
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Taylor Hawkins?
lol
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(https://www.shahrulazmi.com/wp-content/uploads/creepy_woody_14.jpg)
(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/creepy-woody-6.jpg)
(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/162/813/giggity_by_theonecam-d3iuda0.jpg)
(https://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8rmttNlEk1qb0wnho1_500.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/gettintired_zps9f28058b.jpg)
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(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblilzJpeX1r560nh.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/idfuckme_zpsdb3cf4df.jpg)
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^^^^^ Hell yeah :metal
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS"
- Buffalo Bill
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(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/creepy-woody-6.jpg)
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK :rollin
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Isn't it obvious? Woody's "treatments" have been progressing quite nicely, I would say, and he feels like showing off a little bit. And who could blame him?
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Gives me a ... woody.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5kSRi.jpg)
Seems legit to me.
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Gives me a ... woody.
No matter how smart you are, this is proof that dick and fart jokes are funny to all men. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/5kSRi.jpg)
Seems legit to me.
I've seen that one before. I always chuckle when I think about people actually entering their info, and the response coming back to them saying "Congratulations! Your credit card number has been stolen!"
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lol
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I love James May!! :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cfFnBNELs
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(https://i.imgur.com/5kSRi.jpg)
Seems legit to me.
I've seen that one before. I always chuckle when I think about people actually entering their info, and the response coming back to them saying "Congratulations! Your credit card number has been stolen!"
LOL wow, ive never come across that but people arent the smartest.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5kSRi.jpg)
Seems legit to me.
I've seen that one before. I always chuckle when I think about people actually entering their info, and the response coming back to them saying "Congratulations! Your credit card number has been stolen!"
LOL wow, ive never come across that but people arent the smartest.
Well mine wasn't stolen, so I'm not sure what you guys are talking about.
:neverusethis:
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My school's not big on fire code
(https://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x459/phoenix87x/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-25%20at%207.44.40%20PM_zps4ww1crwi.png) (https://s1182.photobucket.com/user/phoenix87x/media/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-25%20at%207.44.40%20PM_zps4ww1crwi.png.html)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI
<crusty ol' duffer voice>
What's so funny about that?
</voice>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI
I'd be more embarrassed peeing into a golf club. :lol
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(https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/10850142_411026545689220_5845643973677964523_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=42b91a0a645e80f309d580151ac5fbf9&oe=55B8E143&__gda__=1433961162_692ed25098b925740dac6779e3388366)
(https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/10410277_411025805689294_2243315129972794851_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fd39e069ab728d90ced68e9458c7ffb7&oe=55717BCC&__gda__=1438478973_c1473249ef0bf929ede5f0e7e2835bb2)
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(https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/10850142_411026545689220_5845643973677964523_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=42b91a0a645e80f309d580151ac5fbf9&oe=55B8E143&__gda__=1433961162_692ed25098b925740dac6779e3388366)
:lol
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(https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/10850142_411026545689220_5845643973677964523_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=42b91a0a645e80f309d580151ac5fbf9&oe=55B8E143&__gda__=1433961162_692ed25098b925740dac6779e3388366)
HOLY FUCK :rollin
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Took me a second.
heh
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:lol
I'll be watch the roast of that middle g(u)y........
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I have spent many seconds, and I still don't get it.
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boxer's last name, slur, Name of character
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What the hell is an alligathor?
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What the hell is an alligathor?
ali - gay - thor
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What the hell is an alligathor?
The greatest homosexual thunder god.
The GREATEST.
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What the hell is an alligathor?
ali - gay - thor
I got it, it's just that's not how you pronounce alligator. :lol Someone was going to point it out sooner or later.
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The way it's really pronounced has no emotion. I blame the producer Blob.
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I blame Obama
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Last I checked, "gay" is not a slur.
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Last I checked, "gay" is not a slur.
I have a few friends that are and don't like to be called that. It's like Prog sub genres Bosk1.
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I think it kinda depends on how the word is used.
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Thor is pronounced Tor.
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I think it kinda depends on how the word is used.
Correct, if you call someone gay and they are not that is offensive to the gay community.
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@Schmeg: That is certainly their prerogative, but that still does not make it a slur. It is the preferred term of many gay rights advocacy groups and appears in many of their names. Kinda similar to how a good many Black people in our country do NOT want to be referred to as African-American. That does not make it a slur.
I am not arguing that we should not show kindness and understanding toward anyone who doesn't want to be referred to by a specific term. If they don't like it, we should have the decency to not use it toward them. But, again, that does not make it a slur.
Anyhow, I don't mean to stray off topic. Back to teh funnay!
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Thor is pronounced Tor.
Nope. His name in Norse is "Þorr", that is with a Thorn (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)) at the beginning.
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Gotcha ya!
I know it's rare when I'm serious. Back to normalcy. :lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRna0RRvxo
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That was quite well done! It should've been in the 'Post Awesome Stuff Here' thread.
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(https://i.imgur.com/BFOwYkn.gif)
:lol :zydar:
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Girl's name, please. For obvious reasons.
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I can't find a name, but here's a full video of the segment with a few other bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocfqmAr91mQ
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(https://i.imgur.com/n5Gaz9Y.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oD9gp.gif)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/avengerous%20vocabulary_zpszxiajv7n.png)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11096591_874344989289192_2735321268525177005_n.jpg?oh=73eddfe8f4c674b18cef31f60f7669ab&oe=55AE0D39&__gda__=1433962511_2e3bcaadf850d6cd5e3bdede5e967eed)
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Cracked have a lot of tripe, especially these days, but anything by Chris Bucholz is comedy gold.
Like this, for instance. (https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-tips-becoming-worst-waiter-in-world/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/n5Gaz9Y.jpg)
Why is batman not wearing gloves in the bottom pics? :p
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In the cartoon he may have handed it to Robin who is not wearing gloves. Or maybe they fucked up. I'd give it a 50/50 chance either way.
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Cracked have a lot of tripe, especially these days, but anything by Chris Bucholz is comedy gold.
Like this, for instance. (https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-tips-becoming-worst-waiter-in-world/)
All I ever bother with at Cracked is photplasties and Late Night. Also, that series about a sci-fi show from a "red shirt" perspective was funny, but I'm way behind on it.
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Suit too tight....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=39&v=3wDHrRbOGGM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=39&v=3wDHrRbOGGM)
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*snip
Why is batman not wearing gloves in the bottom pics? :p
In the cartoon he may have handed it to Robin who is not wearing gloves. Or maybe they fucked up. I'd give it a 50/50 chance either way.
More than likely they screwed up, I have an animated batman movie from when I was little and there are scenes where batman is not wearing leggings even though in the previous scene he was. Either that or Batman is a complete pervert
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"What did you get, dude?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsS4uCRrN_Y
:lol
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"What did you get, dude?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsS4uCRrN_Y
:lol
Who's the girl?
:zydar:
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"What did you get, dude?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsS4uCRrN_Y
:lol
That dad is DEFINITELY my homie.
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"What did you get, dude?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsS4uCRrN_Y
:lol
That dad is DEFINITELY my homie.
I'm more interested in the mom.
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(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/deep_dark_fears_3.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/356789.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/winter_2.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/microsofts_new_sale_tactics.jpg)
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(https://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x459/phoenix87x/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-31%20at%205.51.15%20PM_zpszwerlhw4.png) (https://s1182.photobucket.com/user/phoenix87x/media/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-31%20at%205.51.15%20PM_zpszwerlhw4.png.html)
Nevermind, its apparently fake :sad:
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WTF, of course it's fake :lol
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:lol
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^^ :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/X69Zq4z.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6ixdg30.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/GQq2GFw.jpg)
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An Architect in a meeting I'm in right now just spoke the sentence 'I have a partial'. It was in reference to a partial Reflected Ceiling plan drawings....but nonetheless he said 'I have a partial' and one of the younger nurses in this meeting kind of smiled and laughed a bit :lol
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Marry her.
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I just played an April Fool's joke on a friend of mine.
(https://i.imgur.com/USJ7lxg.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/GRKXKMt.png)
The Skype Message:
(https://i.imgur.com/Yr1Ex2m.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/TSOpUV4.jpg)
The Result:
(https://i.imgur.com/1QUzSK6.png)
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Well done sir!
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:clap:
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That was pretty dumb lol
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A funny song from one of my favorite youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUvhAPs38RA
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(https://i.imgur.com/MbOrMef.png)
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:lol :lol :lol
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:rollin
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Love Bert.
https://bertisevil.tv/ (https://bertisevil.tv/)
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^^ :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/X69Zq4z.jpg)
Sums up years years 1-25 of my life. But not 26+ ;D
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/11080633_10100148244136347_6442880093026400593_o_zpsvbzvfyc7.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzMGTQAaCk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzMGTQAaCk
:lol :metal
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/everythingistrue_zpsttreaa1p.jpg)
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Yaay :lol
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Yesterday we in Melbourne had the annual Good Friday Appeal.It's a full day event where pretty much everyone donates to the Royal Childrens Hospital to buy more advanced equipment etc......... One of the TV channels runs a full day show to promote it and they scroll a lot of the names/donations across the bottom during the show.
Thanks to Hugh for his donation :lol Someone was asleep at the wheel.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBpQ0XFUoAIwpZB.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBQwtqad8J0
I knew milk was bad for you.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBpQ0XFUoAIwpZB.jpg)
I still chuckle at juvenile shit like this. I'm too old and boring to do it myself, but I still admire the guys who get away with it.
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A donation is a donation
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True. Much better than givin em the shaft.
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That would be a dick thing to do, yeah.
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PENIS
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Well, we've certainly gone off the deep end. Oh God, let no evil be-phallus.
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A donation is a donation
Hey, I'm not knocking the donation part at all. Thirty-two dollars and thirty-eight cents is thirty-two dollars and thirty-eight cents. And if I donated, I wouldn't want my name blasted across the TV screen, either, so I'd probably make something up.
I like how the "Name" actually includes LOL, like a title or something.
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John Holmes -- $12.50 donated.
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A donation is a donation
Hey, I'm not knocking the donation part at all. Thirty-two dollars and thirty-eight cents is thirty-two dollars and thirty-eight cents. And if I donated, I wouldn't want my name blasted across the TV screen, either, so I'd probably make something up.
I like how the "Name" actually includes LOL, like a title or something.
Yea the LOL makes it almost like they let it pass on purpose and my comment wasn't directed at you but a general statement which I agree with everything you say. $32.38 is a fairly expensive joke that is risky to even get a payback so to me the donation was a great act by that person who added a little harmless comedy to it.
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k)
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/734dd84c3032634131b16773eef9ab4a.jpg)
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k)
:lol
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/234x416q90/673/dK1Ymt.jpg)
This dude is 26. #Responsible
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Not sure I get the funny part. Guy is picking up his friend from prison?
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Dude is in jail for 4 years and the first idea is "Let's fuck this summer up".
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I took that to mean celebrating tbh. Going out, partying, BBQ etc.
EDI: Lol, first typed BBW by accident. Well, maybe some BBW too for those guys.
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Id be looking to fuck shit up if I was locked away for 4 years, but I get your point of what you are trying to say even though its more disheartening than funny.
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It's one of those expressions that I suppose makes sense to some people, or once it's explained to you, but still sounds pretty juvenile.
Wasn't it just last year, some indie band from England (I forget who) had booked their first U.S. tour, and were all excited about it, so they posted on their Twitter how they were going to "destroy" the country. They were greeted at the airport by Homeland Security and immediately detained for questioning. They had actually said "America" in their tweet; I broke it up here just in case there are similar sweeps made on good old DTF. Those two words together in a Tweet were probably not a good idea.
Anyway, I've always thought it was a pretty stupid expression, and maybe they do too now.
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It's one of those expressions that I suppose makes sense to some people, or once it's explained to you, but still sounds pretty juvenile.
Wasn't it just last year, some indie band from England (I forget who) had booked their first U.S. tour, and were all excited about it, so they posted on their Twitter how they were going to "destroy" the country. They were greeted at the airport by Homeland Security and immediately detained for questioning. They had actually said "America" in their tweet; I broke it up here just in case there are similar sweeps made on good old DTF. Those two words together in a Tweet were probably not a good idea.
Anyway, I've always thought it was a pretty stupid expression, and maybe they do too now.
Just like how my brother told me this weekend he wants to apply for a gun permit and also wants to start taking flying lessons... I told him those are fine things to do but give yourself time between doing those before you end up on some sort of terrorist watch list.
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Yep, a couple of things you don't want someone noticing that you're both suddenly interested in doing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/MbOrMef.png)
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/CsetmrQ.jpg)
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:lol
Windows users....
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(https://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/axZ6921_460s.jpg)
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Fair is fair.
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(https://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/hardon%20collider.png?itok=RJCVtL_E)
:lol
In case your wondering, it's not fake:
https://www.iflscience.com/physics/large-hardon-collider-why-spell-check-important
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(https://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/am0BAQ2_460s.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://img-cache.oppcdn.com/img/v1.0/s:51822/t:QkxBTksrVEVYVCtIRVJF/p:12/g:br/o:2.5/a:30/q:90/2520x1220-ZVi6RMit5IPmJQWh.jpg/1220x1220/74e65110f916c80ae53be2af5b945b8d.jpg)
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(https://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/hardon%20collider.png?itok=RJCVtL_E)
:lol
In case your wondering, it's not fake:
https://www.iflscience.com/physics/large-hardon-collider-why-spell-check-important
I saw that, it was the mistake we've been waiting years for. :lol
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dinosaurguarantee_zpsvhszievs.jpg)
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(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WfNPiszX--/ziuytlsou4havnsl5tn7.jpg)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iISnfy24--/twwrr3otzkkmyzoeakxm.jpg)
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(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--entXrRvH--/rjfjotdsdhnynwjqdjd8.jpg)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--uzkdnSNQ--/p2xk5xop7x0mgvcjmtcm.jpg)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---CmhoA04--/bcr17t0y7ybhaqahxcy5.jpg)
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(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iISnfy24--/twwrr3otzkkmyzoeakxm.jpg)
That's the most GAR thing I've seen in a while.
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/484x646q90/673/J5o3gF.jpg)
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(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iISnfy24--/twwrr3otzkkmyzoeakxm.jpg)
That's the most GAR thing I've seen in a while.
I've never been as GAR for Archer as I am at this moment.
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At first I was thinking "WTF?"
But then I saw the rest of the pictures and thought "WTF?"
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/484x646q90/673/J5o3gF.jpg)
I'm not getting this one. Someone help me out.
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Take a closer look at the rear windshield.
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??? What about it?
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The owner has got a sticker on the rear winshield of the car that's a picture of him standing with the car the sticker is on.
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Okay, I see it now. Couldn't make it out before. I still don't get what is funny or even odd about that, but whatever. Moving on...
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I thought it was hysterical.
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It just seems weird. A picture of you leaning on the car, made into a window shade thing and mounted on the car itself. I mean, it's a nice car, but that just seems like narcissism at its stupid best.
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/uptown-funk-science-bros.jpg)
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I posted this on /r/dadjokes, so I'm gonna copypasta here.
This one was about two years ago, but it was one of my favorite memories of work due to the reaction it got. There's a little bit of a setup/backstory for this.
I landed a job at the local Sam's Club before it opened, so I, along with the other associates, was to attend a credit training event at a very nice bank in town. There were probably 30 or 40 in the class and most of us knew each other pretty well because we had spent the past few weeks 'blitzing,' or selling Sam's Club memberships at Walmarts in the area.
Anyway, the credit guy (his name fails me) was giving a powerpoint presentation on the ins and outs of the Sam's credit accounts. At one point, he said that for pre-approved members, a piece of paper called a 'chit' will print out. There were a few chuckles and he smiled and said "yeah, I know," and carried on.
Then I raised my hand.
He called on me, and I began: "So if a church with a business membership is pre-approved, who's responsible for applying? A church accountant or one of the clergy or something?"
"Yes, whoever owns the account itself."
"Would that be considered a 'holy chit?'"
The class erupted in laughter and one associate even left the room because she was laughing so hard. I saw one of the managers in class with us had his head buried in his arms laughing to the point of tears.
Probably my finest moment.
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I thought it was hysterical.
I think what makes it funnier is that it's Buick. It's not even like it's Porsche or a Corvette or something. :lol
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I posted this on /r/dadjokes, so I'm gonna copypasta here.
This one was about two years ago, but it was one of my favorite memories of work due to the reaction it got. There's a little bit of a setup/backstory for this.
I landed a job at the local Sam's Club before it opened, so I, along with the other associates, was to attend a credit training event at a very nice bank in town. There were probably 30 or 40 in the class and most of us knew each other pretty well because we had spent the past few weeks 'blitzing,' or selling Sam's Club memberships at Walmarts in the area.
Anyway, the credit guy (his name fails me) was giving a powerpoint presentation on the ins and outs of the Sam's credit accounts. At one point, he said that for pre-approved members, a piece of paper called a 'chit' will print out. There were a few chuckles and he smiled and said "yeah, I know," and carried on.
Then I raised my hand.
He called on me, and I began: "So if a church with a business membership is pre-approved, who's responsible for applying? A church accountant or one of the clergy or something?"
"Yes, whoever owns the account itself."
"Would that be considered a 'holy chit?'"
The class erupted in laughter and one associate even left the room because she was laughing so hard. I saw one of the managers in class with us had his head buried in his arms laughing to the point of tears.
Probably my finest moment.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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SPLOOSH!
(https://i.imgur.com/r0Bh3up.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/JuZ3o.jpg)
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I thought it was hysterical.
I think what makes it funnier is that it's Buick. It's not even like it's Porsche or a Corvette or something. :lol
That's what I'm saying.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/fearisthemindkiller_zps78vmvepe.jpg)
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Shaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii haluuuuuuuud.......
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:lol
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The spice must flow
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Ya know, in the long span of me lurking on this thread(s), I'm not sure I ever once contributed. I recently edited a video for the site I work for, and I find it pretty damn funny. Hope you guys enjoy it too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax4L1hkaqQo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax4L1hkaqQo)
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(https://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf90553ef01630626da86970d-pi)
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(https://i.imgur.com/d6kQxxO.jpg)
Click to enlarge in order to properly appreciate.
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I love that picture so much. I feel bad for Monica though.
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Why? I dont see a stain on the dress.
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He should've been smoking a cigar.
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(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2f58c5f4c97b3e73b158e7dac35a5fe4/tumblr_nlyp4v48qW1tgkdkbo1_400.gif)
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He should've been smoking a cigar.
Nah. The joint in the mouth is appropriate. He has a cuban in his chest pocket.
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And his pants are unzipped. So much awesome going on in that picture that there's a lot to appreciate. Ronald McDonald firing what appears to be a rocket launcher? Bill's machine gun says "Big n' Tasty" on it? Good shit.
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Pretty sure Ronald is firing a shot gun. I like the alien ship above him.
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What?
(https://i.imgur.com/dLxpflt.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/81hSW.jpg)
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Taking your post in its entirety, are we to assume that Kim suks Lucifer's testicles?
:dunno: I'm just lookin' for the takeaway here...
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Interpret it as you wish :zydar:
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Both photos :lol
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That Clinton picture :hefdaddy
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The greatest President of my lifetime.
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Why? I dont see a stain on the dress.
Look closer, skirt part of the dress
Nevermind, it's some sort of lens flare. Maybe it's a JJ Abrams 'shop.
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I remember when I got my Green Card. On the back of Green Cards they have the counterfeits of all presidents (tiny, you needed a magnifying glass). Well, turns out they were still working off the stockpile of cards they had created during the Clinton era (I got my card way into the Bush era). So, my list of presidents stopped at Clinton.
Reaction:
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/24575647.jpg)
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Also, lipstick on Clinton's collar. :lol
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I'm trying to figure out what's on Monica's arm. Is that blood, or some kind of mark that references something I'm missing?
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I'm trying to figure out what's on Monica's arm. Is that blood, or some kind of mark that references something I'm missing?
That's Gennifer Flowers blood splatter. Bill is offing Aliens and ex bitches.
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Aliens I get. The ex bitches part, I'm not sure how one would come to that conclusion. It makes sense; it just seems a bit of a leap. Or is "aliens and ex bitches" a thing?
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Just being a wise guy Bob. Obviously they are fending of aliens and she's bleeding herself from all the destruction going on.
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I'm trying to figure out what's on Monica's arm. Is that blood, or some kind of mark that references something I'm missing?
That's Gennifer Flowers blood splatter. Bill is offing Aliens and ex bitches.
:clap:
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You said it with such authority, I had no choice but to believe in the sincerity of your reply.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Jrh4wB7.png)
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About the Clinton pic: That just breathed 'Duke Nukem' so much to me. All it lacked was the proverbial 'Hail to the King, baby!' :metal
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https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/ (https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/)
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/internet-stories-bday-party-farts.jpg)
Holy sh*t
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https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/ (https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/)
That was outstanding.
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https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/ (https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/)
That was spot on! :lol
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On the Clinton pic...it looks like he has three extra joints under his tie
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Not sure if you guys will find this half as funny as I did........
Michelin style food porn plating of junk foods....
https://qz.com/382706/photos-instagram-chef-creates-elegant-michelin-style-food-porn-with-junk-food/?utm_source=atlanticFB (https://qz.com/382706/photos-instagram-chef-creates-elegant-michelin-style-food-porn-with-junk-food/?utm_source=atlanticFB)
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lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/idV9I3y.png)
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:clap:
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Also, there's a shelf in the way to prevent him from upper decking. Bummer. On to the shower.
Also:
(https://i.imgur.com/Sr2eKSQ.jpg)
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/internet-stories-bday-party-farts.jpg)
Holy sh*t
Old joke is old.
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Gotta love Japanese game shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vf32NbrUp04
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/internet-stories-bday-party-farts.jpg)
Holy sh*t
Old joke is old.
Thanks Captain Obvious... ;D
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Old joke is old.
Old meme is old.
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Kotowboy's soul is old.
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Matthew Mcconaughey's reaction to Star Wars teaser #2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAMsfYRsrYs
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Matthew Mcconaughey's reaction to Star Wars teaser #2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA)
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/CkEiJ9r.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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I'm still laughing at these :lol . And since today it's Friday...
(https://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rebecca-black-friday-17.gif)
(https://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rebecca-black-friday-8.gif)
Old joke is old.
(https://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rebecca-black-friday-7.gif)
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lol
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Two absolutely METAL performances. ;)
Have you ever had a dream? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g)
Rooster (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM)
:metal :metal :metal
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Laughed out loud. Not sure why, but did!
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Two absolutely METAL performances. ;)
Have you ever had a dream? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g)
Rooster (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM)
:metal :metal :metal
:rollin :rollin
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Two absolutely METAL performances. ;)
Have you ever had a dream? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g)
:metal :metal :metal
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I have. I thought it was normal. ???
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That was... brutal.
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Canine equivalent of Eddie Murphy in Trading Places ?
https://youtu.be/N6tpRpRyfWA
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(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/street_name.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/he_is_not_so_happy.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/best_faceswap_ever.jpg)
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/aladdin_2.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/WSOU4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cnLWgvP.png)
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That last one... :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/CNdUm1w.gif)
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:rollin Zydar.......
I found the full "ad" too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAo8Xmo34Js
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haha wow ;D
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:lol that has to be a joke.
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(https://i.imgur.com/804jazy.gif)
Since the ball actually returned itself, which the red shirt guy didn't play, doesn't he lose the point?
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Good question. I could see how the hitting of the ball is a requirement. Otherwise you could install a really big fan behind you :)
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As far as I know, it hit the opponents side legally (assuming it didnt hit something above) and the opponent did not hit it back so it is red shirt's point. Hence the reaction, otherwise I'd think red shirt would attempt to return his own hit.
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As far as I know, it hit the opponents side legally (assuming it didnt hit something above) and the opponent did not hit it back so it is red shirt's point. Hence the reaction, otherwise I'd think red shirt would attempt to return his own hit.
Yeah, apparently you are required to hit the ball, even if it's to your own detriment to do so. I suppose the dude is expected to dive across the table or something. And Red only had to not hit the ball, which would have been a double hit and cost him the point.
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As far as I know, it hit the opponents side legally (assuming it didnt hit something above) and the opponent did not hit it back so it is red shirt's point. Hence the reaction, otherwise I'd think red shirt would attempt to return his own hit.
Yeah, apparently you are required to hit the ball, even if it's to your own detriment to do so. I suppose the dude is expected to dive across the table or something. And Red only had to not hit the ball, which would have been a double hit and cost him the point.
Shit's intense
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As far as I know, it hit the opponents side legally (assuming it didnt hit something above) and the opponent did not hit it back so it is red shirt's point. Hence the reaction, otherwise I'd think red shirt would attempt to return his own hit.
Yeah, apparently you are required to hit the ball, even if it's to your own detriment to do so. I suppose the dude is expected to dive across the table or something. And Red only had to not hit the ball, which would have been a double hit and cost him the point.
Shit's intense
Just like bowling.
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Fuck yea bowking's intgense
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As far as I know, it hit the opponents side legally (assuming it didnt hit something above) and the opponent did not hit it back so it is red shirt's point. Hence the reaction, otherwise I'd think red shirt would attempt to return his own hit.
Yeah, apparently you are required to hit the ball, even if it's to your own detriment to do so. I suppose the dude is expected to dive across the table or something. And Red only had to not hit the ball, which would have been a double hit and cost him the point.
Shit's intense
Just like bowling.
This is not 'Nam, this is BOWLING....there are RULES!!! MARK IT ZERO!!! :hat
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:heart
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/boobieswatch_zpsdpecsaz3.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/R06udGL.gif)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/boobieswatch_zpsdpecsaz3.jpg)
:rollin
Oh the memories of being a kid with a calculator
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(https://i.imgur.com/Ya4kuNL.jpg)
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Damn! That's an Onion-level headline right there.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/boobieswatch_zpsdpecsaz3.jpg)
:rollin
Oh the memories of being a kid with a calculator
I remember 7353, in German that is. (Spells "Esel", an insult)
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Apple Watch can do it in 3D! :o
(https://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss308/Zulan8r/RetardedSmiley.jpg) (https://s586.photobucket.com/user/Zulan8r/media/RetardedSmiley.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/R06udGL.gif)
I can't stop watching this. :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/R06udGL.gif)
I can't stop watching this. :rollin
She goes from so hot to so ugly.
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Tisdale, Sask., rethinks its 'Land of Rape and Honey' slogan (https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/tisdale-sask-rethinks-its-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan-1.3042212)
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Squirrel hides nuts in a Bernese Mountain dog's fur (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPOSdyA7Uo)
Cuteness overload!
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Tisdale, Sask., rethinks its 'Land of Rape and Honey' slogan (https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/tisdale-sask-rethinks-its-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan-1.3042212)
I do seem to remember that this is where Alien Jorgenson got the idea for the name of the now infamous Ministry album of the same name. Freaking *classic* album.
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Tisdale, Sask., rethinks its 'Land of Rape and Honey' slogan (https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/tisdale-sask-rethinks-its-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan-1.3042212)
I do seem to remember that this is where Alien Jorgenson got the idea for the name of the now infamous Ministry album of the same name. Freaking *classic* album.
Lol that's funny. I always thought that album name was a play on 'the land of milk and honey'. Its funnier now. Tisdale: 'Hmmmm, do you think we should change this slogan'
Everyone: 'Yes.'
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Tisdale - dayum that's some good honey.
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Something I overheard on the elevator just a minute ago. Kinda funny, so I thought I'd share.
Two guys get on the elevator; they're in the middle of a conversation. One of them speaks with an thick Indian accent, the other is a generic white guy. The Indian guy is saying that it's been pretty stressful lately, as his wife is going through "Neutralization". I'm thinking yeah, that's gotta suck. Never heard it called that before, but he probably doesn't know the right word in English. Either way, surgery is never fun.
The white guy says "Neutralization?"
"Yeah," says the Indian guy. "Her neutralization test is tomorrow."
"Neutralization test?"
"You know, to become an American citizen."
"Ahh!" I think to myself. She's going through Naturalization.
The white guy just goes, "Oh, I see." Does he see? He didn't correct him or anything. I didn't either, since I wasn't part of the conversation.
Ding! and the elevator doors open.
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neutralization.
Haha
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Nice.
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Maybe she is just a basic bitch, and needed to be titrated with acid.
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Maybe she is just a basic bitch, and needed to be titrated with acid.
I'm gonna call you as my expert witness at trial when I have to defend Zydar.
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AP Chemistry, bitch!
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Maybe she is just a basic bitch, and needed to be titrated with acid.
I'm gonna call you as my expert witness at trial when I have to defend Zydar.
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I take it that you're happy for your lawyer to represent you via video conference Zydar ?
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I'm happy that ANY lawyer would want to represent me :lol
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At the end of the semester, students do a group project and then have to assess their partners ability and contributions, and after some numerical ratings, there are six open ended questions. One of the students was in a group of 3, and she abbreviated assessment "asses." on one of the forms instead of writing out the same thing again, so now I'm looking at "See other asses." several times.
"List 3 things your group could have done to work more effectively and efficiently" - See other asses.
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I have certainly worked in groups of people of whom I would rather see other asses.
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Two guys get on the elevator; they're in the middle of a conversation. One of them speaks with an thick Indian accent, the other is a generic white guy. The Indian guy is saying that it's been pretty stressful lately, as his wife is going through "Neutralization". I'm thinking yeah, that's gotta suck. Never heard it called that before, but he probably doesn't know the right word in English. Either way, surgery is never fun.
What the hell is a generic white guy?
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For anyone who has to endure a butt ton of meetings like myself....these were somewhat amusing:
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Thanks for reminding me that today is my Friday!
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Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues (https://youtu.be/RjtCS0EEoCY)
Hilarious! :lol
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Hello, young Guy Fieri.
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Apparently, this was originally posted last September. But I've never seen it, and it's one of the funniest Star Wars related items I've ever seen.
The Star Wars Climactic Throne Room Scene is HILARIOUS without the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5z2ECXo33s
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/mans-first-day-of-wearing-apple-watch-to-work-not-going-as-hoped-2015042797777
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I'm happy that ANY lawyer would want to represent me :lol
Denny Crane. :biggrin:
Greetings...
Nef
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Apparently, this was originally posted last September. But I've never seen it, and it's one of the funniest Star Wars related items I've ever seen.
The Star Wars Climactic Throne Room Scene is HILARIOUS without the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5z2ECXo33s
:rollin :rollin It's the coughing that sells it.
Whenever my bro and I go to the cinema and there's a silence in between trailers - one of us will do that same cough because it's hilarious.
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How some girls apply makeup.
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How some girls apply makeup.
(https://i.imgur.com/3i8389G.gif)
Aw, Zydar home videos.
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There was a thread on reddit called "TIL Liam Neeson used to be a teacher but got fired for punching a 15 year old boy when he pulled a knife out in class." The responses made me laugh.
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"Nope, not answering that one".
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"Happy" . :hat Job Done.
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Yeah, I thought that one was obvious. "Bashful" isn't a horrible answer, either. At least not one which would get you into trouble.
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Depends which Dwarf set you are referencing.
1912 play[1]
Blick, Flick, Glick, Plick, Quee, Snick, Whick
1937 Disney film
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey
Schneewittchen (1961)[2]
Huckepack, Naseweis, Packe, Pick, Puck, Purzelbaum, Rumpelbold
Mr. Magoo's Little Snow White (1965)
Axlerod, Bartholomew, Cornelius, Dexter, Eustace, Ferdinand, George
Faerie Tale Theatre (1984)
Bertram, Bubba, Barnaby, Bernard, Boniface, Bruno, Baldwin
1987 film
Biddy, Diddy, Fiddy, Giddy, Iddy, Kiddy, Liddy
1991 film
Grouchy, Klutzy, Lazy, Sloopy, Smiley, Chubby
Happily Ever After (1993)
Blossom, Critterina, Marina, Moonbeam, Muddy, Sunburn, Thunderella
2001 film
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Sydney White (2007)
Terrence, Gurkin, Spanky, Embele, Jeremy, Lenny, George
Schneewittchen (2009)
Gorm, Knirps, Niffel, Quarx, Querx, Schrat, Wichtel
Once Upon a Time (2011-)
Doc, Grumpy/Dreamy (Leroy), Happy, Sleepy (Walter), Bashful, Sneezy (Tom Clark), Dopey, Stealthy
Mirror Mirror (2012)
Butcher, Will Grimm, Half Pint, Napoleon, Grub, Chuck/Chuckles, Wolf
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Beith, Coll, Duir, Gort, Muir, Nion, Quert, Gus
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I'd go with Giddy or Spanky.
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Huckepack, Purzelbaum
Those two would be the most interesting in bed for sure. (Huckepack = piggyback, Purzelbaum = forward roll on the ground)
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These disturbing Disney sex scenes will wreck your childhood forever
Muahahaha...
https://cheezburger.com/477189/cartoon-memes-disney-sex-scenes (https://cheezburger.com/477189/cartoon-memes-disney-sex-scenes)
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I'd go with Giddy or Spanky.
I think Spanky more describes me alone in bed...
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I'd go with Giddy or Spanky.
Imaginey...
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I'd go with Giddy or Spanky.
I think Spanky more describes me alone in bed...
Or two people on a bed performing open handed activities.
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Karate ?
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Is BDSM a type of karate?
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Is BDSM a type of karate?
No, but karate can be a type of BDSM :zydar:
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Apparently, this was originally posted last September. But I've never seen it, and it's one of the funniest Star Wars related items I've ever seen.
The Star Wars Climactic Throne Room Scene is HILARIOUS without the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5z2ECXo33s
That was good, but absolutely nothing beats Vader's harmonica. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3NExGH_yY
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lol saved that one for the perfect moment at work... theres a running joke in our group about not having a single fuck to give so that will be saved for the perfect time.
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Apparently, this was originally posted last September. But I've never seen it, and it's one of the funniest Star Wars related items I've ever seen.
The Star Wars Climactic Throne Room Scene is HILARIOUS without the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5z2ECXo33s
That was good, but absolutely nothing beats Vader's harmonica. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3NExGH_yY
Both of those are great :lol
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1991 film
Grouchy, Klutzy, Lazy, Sloopy, Smiley, Chubby
Snow White and the Six Dwarves is a true must-see.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/everysingleone_zpspvfzcqzt.gif)
lol saved that one for the perfect moment at work... theres a running joke in our group about not having a single fuck to give so that will be saved for the perfect time.
:tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/qajbzuQ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/qajbzuQ.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89hkmQKx9p4
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Enter Sandman recorded backwards: https://www.metalsucks.net/2015/05/04/metallicas-enter-sandman-recorded-backwards/
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Kids dressing as historical figures.
(https://i.imgur.com/32r4LRB.jpg)
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Shouldn't she be hiding in the wall?
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Enter Sandman recorded backwards: https://www.metalsucks.net/2015/05/04/metallicas-enter-sandman-recorded-backwards/
That is amazing.
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Holy moly that must've taken forever to sort out.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/beatdown_zpscjlagoge.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/e2dCKnC.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vEAHuF1.png)
Happy 50th birthday to the Canadian flag.
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(https://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/05/06/1227338/920320-6afe0b96-f3a7-11e4-845d-5939ce041631.jpg)
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That air is tainted just like the fight was.
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(https://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/05/06/1227338/920320-6afe0b96-f3a7-11e4-845d-5939ce041631.jpg)
Every time I look at this, I see something new. My favorite parts are the 2 bids and "Rare Must Have Collectable". :lol
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Renaldo and Alexi - Saturday Night Live (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aqd5VQqSRc)
Fred Armisen does an epic character break. :lol
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(https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/badogg/Mobile%20Uploads/477.jpeg)
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Kinda makes you think, dunnit?
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Coolest puppet ever! Playing Rush.
(https://travelinlibrarian.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Chops-Sawyer-825x406.jpg)
https://youtu.be/9x4bfHllX2A (https://youtu.be/9x4bfHllX2A)
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Coolest puppet ever! Playing Rush.
(https://travelinlibrarian.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Chops-Sawyer-825x406.jpg)
https://youtu.be/9x4bfHllX2A (https://youtu.be/9x4bfHllX2A)
I posted this in this very thread 5 pages ago ;)
https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/ (https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/)
It is pretty cool, and worth a re-post.
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(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/419/721/e98.gif)
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Dang. I would have bet money that was posted somewhere here already, but couldn't find it in search. There's only so long a Rush playing puppet drummer can fly under the radar at DTF.
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I posted this in this very thread 5 pages ago ;)
https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/ (https://www.facebook.com/rickysyers.ricky/videos/10204764359248033/)
I didn't click the link before because it was just a link, no description, still, or anything, so as far as I'm concerned, no reason to click. I clicked Eric's link because it had a description and a still. Not complaining, just saying.
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Yeah. No pic and no description. My bad.
I can see why it was missed.
me <------ :loser:
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The Dark Knight: "Too Much Power" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNeqeVpHF0)
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The Dark Knight.....Rises :zydar:
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Guy with tourettes sings Losing My Religion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_F9yRpx_M)
Nice, RON! (https://vine.co/v/ezJDqFEBDQF)
Hi, RON! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q)
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Guy with tourettes sings Losing My Religion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_F9yRpx_M)
That's amazing. That guy's channel is brilliant.
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Guy with tourettes sings Losing My Religion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_F9yRpx_M)
That's amazing. That guy's channel is brilliant.
His rendition of Lionel Richie's Hello is amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98
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fucking awesome :lol and "are you available for christenings?" below ;D
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Guy with tourettes sings Losing My Religion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_F9yRpx_M)
That's amazing. That guy's channel is brilliant.
His rendition of Lionel Richie's Hello is amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98
:lol
Question: Why is it that they often swear so much, couldn't the tourettes that causes the ticks to be whatever word or sentence really? I would imagine that you could atleast treat/train to say other words or something?
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I think the swearing is a misconception. it's the ticks that is caused by Tourettes. Not everyone with the syndrome just swears uncontrollably. It's mostly the other stuff.
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I think the swearing is a misconception. it's the ticks that is caused by Tourettes. Not everyone with the syndrome just swears uncontrollably. It's mostly the other stuff.
Yea I know, I wasn't generalizing. It most likely is what you say, that you hear the "extreme" cases the most like those that swear alot. I do wonder though if they can train/treat to say other words?
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Guy with tourettes sings Losing My Religion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_F9yRpx_M)
That's amazing. That guy's channel is brilliant.
His rendition of Lionel Richie's Hello is amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98
Ahahahahaha!!!
"I sometimes see you walk outside my door - FUCK OFF!"
:lol
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:lol :lol
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ithinkimpregnant_zps3zbfny8h.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/monalol_zpsc0zevd6u.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/axc2ynk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ht1D2Yr.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ht1D2Yr.png)
That's... mind-blowing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/k0127Vj.jpg?)
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I used to love 3rd Rock. To this day I can't see John Lithgow acting serious and not think of it.
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John Lithgow was hilarious in that show.
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Did he ever do anything else of note? That's all I seem to remember him for, if I'm honest. Quick scan of his wikipedia would suggest... not.
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He was in Footloose and Cliffhanger, that's where I remember him from beside 3rd Rock.
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Two gems...
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..and Dexter.
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He did that film where he played a man with an evil twin.
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He also was in the Twilight Zone movie.
Really an awesome actor.
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Definitely Footloose. Crazy-ass evangelical dad in that movie.
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Had to YT some scenes from the show, not hard to find a gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhdpGKH2B4
:lol
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:lol
I miss this show, can't find any web streaming service that has it (Netflix, Viaplay etc).
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Since I'm older than most of you, I remember Lithgow from The World According to Garp, in which he was of course awesome. When he showed up in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, I thought Okay, this guy is amazing. The flick where he plays dad, brothers, mom, sis, or whatever (it's been a while) is Raising Cain. John Lithgow has incredible range is and great in everything he's ever done, as far as I can tell.
Don't forget: he was also the voice of Lord Farquaad (Fuckwad) in the Shrek movies.
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And he was more recently in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. :blob:
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:rollin
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It's an OK movie.
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Don't forget: he was also the voice of Lord Farquaad (Fuckwad) in the Shrek movies.
THE MUFFIN MAN!!! (https://youtu.be/FpBJih02aYU?t=23)
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...
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The absolute BEST line EVER from that show...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTqY7tMzFE
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The absolute BEST line EVER from that show...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTqY7tMzFE
:rollin
I know Lithgow is tall but The Shat looks tiny in that...
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This is a real thing, folks.
(https://i.imgur.com/Da2J3yI.jpg)
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Now I really want to donate to the Indiegogo for it. I'd feel good helping to fund an educational historical documentary.
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This reminds me of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Which I totally thought was a joke until it came on TV one time.
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The tagline is the best part.
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:D (https://i60.tinypic.com/2iv0593.jpg)
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This reminds me of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Which I totally thought was a joke until it came on TV one time.
The thing about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was that there was an actual attempt to explain and justify the premise, and they kept true to it. My wife is a history buff and Lincoln fangirl, so we watched it and both thought it was awesome. Completely ridiculous, of course, but it seemed to take itself seriously and was internally consistent, which I appreciated.
I don't know about Helen Keller. I just don't see how it could work. But Abe surprised me, so...
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I don't know about Helen Keller. I just don't see how it could work.
Pun intended? :neverusethis:
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https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/death_metal_band_fronted_by_a_parrot_releasing_new_album_the_number_of_the_beak.html
Some of the song titles include "Hellbent for Feathers"... :lol
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Limited Edition birdshit vinyl :lol
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That sounds fucking awful. :lol Humanity continues to hit new lows.
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This reminds me of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Which I totally thought was a joke until it came on TV one time.
The thing about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was that there was an actual attempt to explain and justify the premise, and they kept true to it. My wife is a history buff and Lincoln fangirl, so we watched it and both thought it was awesome. Completely ridiculous, of course, but it seemed to take itself seriously and was internally consistent, which I appreciated.
I don't know about Helen Keller. I just don't see how it could work. But Abe surprised me, so...
Totally, I quite enjoyed AL:VH too.
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That sounds fucking awful. :lol Humanity continues to hit new lows.
I didn't even consider listening Blob :lol Disappointed they didn't include Seed Sells ....But Who's Buying off the classic Cage For Order. And yes - I've just had a couple of JDs ;D
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:lol
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That sounds fucking awful. :lol Humanity continues to hit new lows.
I didn't even consider listening Blob :lol Disappointed they didn't include Seed Sells ....But Who's Buying off the classic Cage For Order. And yes - I've just had a couple of JDs ;D
There's only one of me, and you haven't had any of him....
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Of course we also have:
Caninus was a deathgrind band formed as a side project by Most Precious Blood guitarist Justin Brannan, Rachel Rosen, drummer Colin Thundercurry and two female pitbull terriers, Budgie and Basil. They are currently signed to War Torn Records and have three releases, including a split with Hatebeak and a 7" split with death metal band Cattle Decapitation. In 2008 Richard Christy played the drums on an unknown number of songs for Caninus.
On January 5, 2011, Basil, one of Caninus's pit-bulls, died. Basil had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and was euthanized. The band has ended because of the dog's death.
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That sounds fucking awful. :lol Humanity continues to hit new lows.
I didn't even consider listening Blob :lol Disappointed they didn't include Seed Sells ....But Who's Buying off the classic Cage For Order. And yes - I've just had a couple of JDs ;D
There's only one of me, and you haven't had any of him....
Right you are - many apologies. When Jack Daniels reaches the worldwide brand recognition of the Jammindude I will feel more confident in using that sort of abbreviation ;D
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I don't know about Helen Keller. I just don't see how it could work.
Pun intended? :neverusethis:
:omg:
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:clap:
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That sounds fucking awful. :lol Humanity continues to hit new lows.
I didn't even consider listening Blob :lol Disappointed they didn't include Seed Sells ....But Who's Buying off the classic Cage For Order. And yes - I've just had a couple of JDs ;D
There's only one of me, and you haven't had any of him....
Right you are - many apologies. When Jack Daniels reaches the worldwide brand recognition of the Jammindude I will feel more confident in using that sort of abbreviation ;D
:rollin
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This is a real thing, folks.
(https://i.imgur.com/Da2J3yI.jpg)
Tanya Harding?
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https://p3.no/humor/the-internets-official-heavy-metal-band-name-generator/
Who wants to join me in starting the band "Act Of Aaaaaaargh!"?
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"KILL THE SUICIDE"
Wait wat?
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I've had several amusing ones, but the best one I just got was "NAZI-AIDS". :lol What could possibly be worse than Nazis and AIDS?
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"SATAN'S TARDS" :rollin
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"Toxic Fuckers"
I love it.
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"Bring Me The Hole"
"Norwegian Pussy"
"Mass of Pants"
:metal
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PyroPenis
FTW!!
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PyroPenis
FTW!!
I can't even tell you how many times that phrase was uttered in my house on a daily basis when I was growing up.
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"AssJesus" was my first one!
Then I got "Terminal Gas", "Fuckstone", "Blood Red Varg, and "Dream of the Finger".
I could play on this thing all day!
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I'm a big fan of "Henry's Mud", "AssTorture" and "Frozen Turnip".
Also "Wonderful Sin", which sounds like a generic power metal band with a female vocalist and a dude who does bad growls.
EDIT: I also got some really good ones though, like "Dimensional Demon", "Frozen Father" and "Iron Slaves". Those could work.
EDIT 2: "69 with the Alcoholic" :rollin :rollin :rollin
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"Melting Turd" ???
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Ex-Fuckers
69 With The Führer
Frozen Poop
Nice one!
Greetings...
Nef
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Toxic Grandmother, Bleed Prison, Master God, Henry's Beard? Fuck yes :metal
Johan Sebastian Poop, Boob Non Grata, Satan's Penis, AnalFantasy, CumFire :rollin
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69 With The Führer
:lol
:zydar:
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If I ever start a Depeche Mode cover band with dying people I already have the perfect name.
Terminal Jesus :biggrin:
Greetings...
Nef
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How lame for a first try....FightFire.
Enormous Mortis
Strange Perverts
DragonBears
and the headliners...Holy Bitch.
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Frozen Leather Jacket :metal
Wait...
EDIT: "Nothing but fart". Sounds stinky.
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Analholocaust... :o
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Analholocaust... :o
Might be related to mine.........Hellish Hole and Speed Fist :omg:
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I got Black Penis, Thunder Penis and Norwegian Penis...
but I'm re-gifting them to Kowtowboy
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I got Black Penis, Thunder Penis and Norwegian Penis...
but I'm re-gifting them to Kowtowboy
:o Can't fuckin wait to watch them with the family !!!
Especially Grandma ! Her three favourite things are The colour black, Thunder and Norway !
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:o Can't fuckin wait to watch them with the family !!!
Especially Grandma ! Her three favourite things are The colour black, Thunder and Norway !
:lol
Oh and I just got JP's new band name: "Dream of the Beard"
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Dream Beard-er
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Not sure why, but this new Mentos commercial had me in hysterics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-tceWOL8c
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Dream Beard-er
:clap:
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Dream Beard-er
:clap:
:-* :hug: :tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/5ZS3e4m.jpg)
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I would think that if you get detention these days, they will confiscate your electronic items.
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When I smash my pinky toe and try to act cool about it.
(https://i.imgur.com/Rc4QOB9.gif)
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I would think that if you get detention these days, they will confiscate your electronic items.
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6g0io4QKH1qcqv7c.gif)
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/70180aebf08cb9de36f88361fb861f05/tumblr_nov18xURaQ1u8otxjo1_1280.jpg)
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lol goddamn
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Brilliant.
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holy shit :lol :lol :lol
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I RARELY laugh out loud when I see something funny on the internet.
The Batman Ride made me spit Gatorade on my monitor.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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https://youtu.be/clLqaaGJJZ8
Star Trek meets sausage. Yeah.
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/70180aebf08cb9de36f88361fb861f05/tumblr_nov18xURaQ1u8otxjo1_1280.jpg)
:clap:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFxi4GbWMAE6dbe.jpg:large)
10 ! Yes ! That's how many times i'll press any actual buttons during my entire 3 hour set !
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https://youtu.be/clLqaaGJJZ8
Star Trek meets sausage. Yeah.
WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
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The Batman one was extraordinary :clap:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFxi4GbWMAE6dbe.jpg:large)
10 ! Yes ! That's how many times i'll press any actual buttons during my entire 3 hour set !
I don't see what's funny about this
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Because DJs are fucking charlatans. Pressing play for thousands of dollars a night.
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How many button clicks do you think it takes DT to trigger their backing vocals?
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I'm pretty sure there's a little bit more involvement in being a DJ than just hitting the play button.
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I'm pretty sure there's a little bit more involvement in being a DJ than just hitting the play button.
This. Not sure where the hostility is coming from.
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https://i.imgur.com/zYhaa8K.gifv
:metal
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:lol
Reminds me of this one...
https://youtu.be/ukzb05muaJE (https://youtu.be/ukzb05muaJE)
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I think the best part of that video is how the two guys are watching his motions intently :lol
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And FYI, the doubters should check out this video from 1:30 on:
https://youtu.be/h0qAURtYnXs
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:lol
Reminds me of this one...
https://youtu.be/ukzb05muaJE
Seen it :lol
I <3 the slow zoom in on the power socket. :lol
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And FYI, the doubters should check out this video from 1:30 on:
https://youtu.be/h0qAURtYnXs
He's one of the ones that doesn't just turn up and press play on the CD player - but scratching doesn't impress me in the slightest. :dunno:
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I know, right?? :lol
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You would hope you'd be able the concept of "liking" from the concept of "respecting".
I would personally never listen to this stuff, by goddam the guy has skill, and he's creating music. Everything else is left to taste.
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You would hope you'd be able the concept of "liking" from the concept of "respecting".
I would personally never listen to this stuff, by goddam the guy has skill, and he's creating music. Everything else is left to taste.
He's *creating* Fuck All.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dcls83G.jpg)
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You have strange sense of humor.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dcls83G.jpg)
This is.....
This is..........
This is booooorrrriiiinnnggg. Deleeeeeete !
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You would hope you'd be able the concept of "liking" from the concept of "respecting".
I would personally never listen to this stuff, by goddam the guy has skill, and he's creating music. Everything else is left to taste.
He's *creating* Fuck All.
the point is to entertain
does he entertain?
if the answer is "yes" then he deserves the money
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You would hope you'd be able the concept of "liking" from the concept of "respecting".
I would personally never listen to this stuff, by goddam the guy has skill, and he's creating music. Everything else is left to taste.
He's *creating* Fuck All.
This sounds so bitter and negative, I thought for a second you were Kotowboy.
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Because DJs are fucking charlatans. Pressing play for thousands of dollars a night.
DJ Shadow would like to have a word or two with you ;)
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/q1FK1zu.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/RTgY68S.jpg?1)
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/c8/ac/bfc8ac34e07e576515d02c3fced0ada5.jpg)
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i used to work in a restaurant and there was this guitar player line cook. Whenever he was prepping for lunch and making cloeslaw, he would sing "making the slaw, making the slaw.... You don't know what it's liiiike!"
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And FYI, the doubters should check out this video from 1:30 on:
https://youtu.be/h0qAURtYnXs
That was kind of mesmerizing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM)
Guy replaced MOP snare with St Anger snare.
:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM)
Guy replaced MOP snare with St Anger snare.
:lol
It's a hilarious idea. But he didn't quite pull it off. This doesn't *quite* have that "recorded on a trash can in a cave" resonation that St Anger did. Even though it's noticeably bad, it's still listenable. He should have done worse to really sell the joke.
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:lol
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One of the comments: This is the musical equivalent of adding Jar Jar Binks to all of the Star Wars movies.
:rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM)
Guy replaced MOP snare with St Anger snare.
:lol
It's a hilarious idea. But he didn't quite pull it off. This doesn't *quite* have that "recorded on a trash can in a cave" resonation that St Anger did. Even though it's noticeably bad, it's still listenable. He should have done worse to really sell the joke.
Yea was about to say the same, dosen't have that dissonant aftertone but funny idea though.
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I wonder what the St. Anger snare sound did for the sales of TAMA drums.....
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(https://i.imgur.com/MSw7DJR.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/mathtestanswer_zpsfmzphjta.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/gameofnerds_zpswkopuc5t.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bEIEQB4.png)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/odp76zy.jpg)
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:zydarscouch:
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Wow, Carol. The good old days.
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Never saw that coming.
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:lol
I thought it was pretty damn funny that the FIFA vice president quoted The Onion to strengthen his case.
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(https://i.imgur.com/bvyIs.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bvyIs.jpg)
93% fail? That image looks fake, so that is what they most likely guessed. And they were apparently wrong, which means that the photo is legitimate!
Science really has gone to far!
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Dude. That's totally real. Because science.
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(https://i.imgur.com/RbSKLGY.gif)
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:lol what ?!
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Holy lol.
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:rollin
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:JayOctavarium: :JayOctavarium: :JayOctavarium:
:JayOctavarium: :rollin :JayOctavarium:
:JayOctavarium: :JayOctavarium: :JayOctavarium:
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TRAPPED INSIDE THIS PENGUVARIUM
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(https://i.imgur.com/obiM3kt.jpg)
:zydar:
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I read that same story once, long ago, and wondered if it was true. Now I don't care; it's a good story.
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I think I read it in Keith Richard's biography. Tough as nails, our Charlie!
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Yeah, I heard that story long ago. It's a great story, whether it happened or not.
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(https://i.imgur.com/obiM3kt.jpg)
:zydar:
hehe.
"Oh....Yeahhhhh........ " I hear that in a Mr. Plinkett voice.
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(https://i.imgur.com/K6IplQa.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JHCOWn9.jpg)
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Cannot be unseen!
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I saw the first image before scrolling down and seeing the second, and honestly that's exactly what I had imagined it was (I didn't notice the mockingjay letters). What the hell is it supposed to be otherwise? A pterodactyl with a deformed wing?
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Double post, sorry
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I saw the first image before scrolling down and seeing the second, and honestly that's exactly what I had imagined it was (I didn't notice the mockingjay letters). What the hell is it supposed to be otherwise? A pterodactyl with a deformed wing?
(https://net.archbold.k12.oh.us/ahs/web_class/Spring_10/TheHungerGames_Griffin/Images/Mockingjay3.jpg)
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The worst part is that I had actually seen that image, but without the colors it never occurred to me that the tail was at the bottom and not at the right.
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Even when rendered in 3-D it still looks like roadkill.
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I prefer the one with Johnny Bravo.
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Even when rendered in 3-D it still looks like roadkill.
Yeah, it's supposed to look dynamic, but instead it just looks really awkward, and the pose is not unlike being flattened by a semi.
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car .
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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:lol
God do I love physics jokes.
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That's one of the better ones. Or maybe it's just early and I haven't had my coffee yet.
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There are a couple on here that were pretty funny...
https://youtu.be/rKQyhU9S_XA
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(https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10646994_802273519825555_3348941094289784863_n.jpg?oh=8bf9237c10fc1ae10d57d68870b86d2c&oe=55F22A95)
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:lol
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So bad. And yet, I chuckled.
(https://i.imgur.com/Lv5YYoK.png)
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:lol
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LOL
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(https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11406814_845853308826973_7321568251052222580_n.jpg?oh=dce38bd437b4f655b95f3ad05a7d6d14&oe=55F5D520)
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(https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11406891_819350854800600_8369832988540960361_n.jpg?oh=2fc7210e3130e1a370287223aeadbdcf&oe=55F1EA39)
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So bad. And yet, I chuckled.
(https://i.imgur.com/Lv5YYoK.png)
:lol
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I am heartened to know that there are people who remember M*A*S*H.
Trivia: Gary Burghoff was the only actor from the movie to reprise his role in the TV series. There is only one Radar.
More Trivia: Radar's full designation is Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly.
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Didn't Potter occasionally call him Eugene?
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He may have. I don't recall specifically.
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Didn't Potter occasionally call him Eugene?
Yes and his first name was Walter.
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Even though I had been familiar with the actor for a long time....my mind was still blown when I realized that Odo from ST:DS9 was the original Father Mulcahy.
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Same here. I watched the original movie (again) a few years ago, and Father Mulcahy looked so familiar, I kept thinking I knew that face, that voice. I finally had to look it up, and then :facepalm:
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Didn't Potter occasionally call him Eugene?
I don't think that ever happened.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCaY4ATJ0Ho
Theme from M*A*S*H by Manic Street Preachers.
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Heard these vocals just now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0VPVawpN8E&feature=youtu.be&t=425
:lol
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/picofmydog_zpsyym5zkk8.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zR4tD.jpg)
And I'll just leave this link here if you're ever bored: https://garyc.me/bring/ ;D
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And I'll just leave this link here if you're ever bored: https://garyc.me/bring/ ;D
Oh my God, my life is over
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Zydar, you're an evil, evil man.
So, um stumbled across this. Personally this whole story has me in stitches...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHWOUf3VAAE4ovW.jpg)
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I might be about to piss someone off.
(https://puu.sh/iovET/832af652ba.jpg)
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fuuuuuuuuuu
:lol
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It doesn't piss me off.
But you may be going to hell.
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What's that on her hair?
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(https://www.inexal.be/drukveer/drukveer.jpg)
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??? ??
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I am heartened to know that there are people who remember M*A*S*H.
Trivia: Gary Burghoff was the only actor from the movie to reprise his role in the TV series. There is only one Radar.
More Trivia: Radar's full designation is Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly.
The actors from MASH pretty much unanimously considered Burghoff to be the most talented of the lot. Apparently the guy was absolutely brilliant, and as is often a result was a genuine asshole to be around. They respected him a great deal but didn't much care for him and his shit attitude.
Also, the character from the series was very different from the one in the movie which was all Burghoff's doing. He had a very mysterious and somewhat sinister nature in the film, but after a few episodes he decided that wasn't really what the TV series needed so he phased Radar into the Woody Boyd character he is best known as.
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What's that on her hair?
Wind chimes.
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So she'll never get lost. Oh wait...
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I am heartened to know that there are people who remember M*A*S*H.
Trivia: Gary Burghoff was the only actor from the movie to reprise his role in the TV series. There is only one Radar.
More Trivia: Radar's full designation is Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly.
The actors from MASH pretty much unanimously considered Burghoff to be the most talented of the lot. Apparently the guy was absolutely brilliant, and as is often a result was a genuine asshole to be around. They respected him a great deal but didn't much care for him and his shit attitude.
Also, the character from the series was very different from the one in the movie which was all Burghoff's doing. He had a very mysterious and somewhat sinister nature in the film, but after a few episodes he decided that wasn't really what the TV series needed so he phased Radar into the Woody Boyd character he is best known as.
I've seen the film I think three or four times now, and the first time was a while back, but still after I was more familiar with the TV series. Radar from the film seemed like an edgier version of the character, but I didn't think much of it because the film definitely has an edge to it. It's pretty blatant satire. That edge is still present in the TV series, especially in the first few seasons, although much subdued. I don't know if "Sinister" is one of the words I'd use for Radar's character from the film, but I need to see it again.
Interesting parallel with Woody Boyd. I've never made that connection, but I can see it.
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??? ??
That thing on the right, that's in her hair
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I'm in the grocery store this evening, going down the freezer isle, and I hear a woman ask her husband, "Is there alcohol in a margarita pizza?"
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Someone did some rearranging at work today.
(https://puu.sh/iqwVT/9d796d5f0b.jpg)
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I'm in the grocery store this evening, going down the freezer isle, and I hear a woman ask her husband, "Is there alcohol in a margarita pizza?"
Oh man...
You want some endless facepalms, check out a FB page called "Things heard at whole foods"
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I'm in the grocery store this evening, going down the freezer isle, and I hear a woman ask her husband, "Is there alcohol in a margarita pizza?"
Oh man...
You want some endless facepalms, check out a FB page called "Things heard at whole foods"
For food related face palms I like "We Want Plates".
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I'm in the grocery store this evening, going down the freezer isle, and I hear a woman ask her husband, "Is there alcohol in a margarita pizza?"
Oh man...
You want some endless facepalms, check out a FB page called "Things heard at whole foods"
For food related face palms I like "We Want Plates".
Dude...that's all shades of messed up. I think the top two so far are the "squeeze you own OJ" and the gin and tonic served in a Chuck Taylor.
Reminds me of another page on intagram, Chef Jaque LaMerde, does high end platings of junk food with brilliant descriptions. Guy's slowly becoming a legend.
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Reminds me of another page on intagram, Chef Jaque LaMerde, does high end platings of junk food with brilliant descriptions. Guy's slowly becoming a legend.
*snickers*
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:lol Not the best last name
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He also drives a Toyota MR2 :neverusethis:
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(https://i.imgur.com/jVAKhZf.png)
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oh shit :lol
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We've all been there. You pass out, but then your JAM starts playing.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/secondwind_zpstblstkvi.gif)
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:rollin
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Brilliant!
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Just perfect :rollin
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Livin' the dream.
(https://i.imgur.com/5Vbf6ye.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/5pnuZDm.jpg)
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Arnold Pranks Fans as the Terminator...for Charity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81g199L8YA)
:metal
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:lol
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:lol
but:
Why can a cyborg look old?
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:lol
but:
Why can a cyborg look old?
The Terminator gets sent back too early and raises Sarah Connor from childhood, so the explanation is that the living tissue can still age.
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Yes. Living flesh over metal endoskeleton. The flesh gets old.
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It was more of a rhetorical question, but thanks none the less for answering.
Mother Simpson: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: 7!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh?..... 8!
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Yes. Living flesh over metal endoskeleton. The flesh gets old.
O man I so read that with the Terminator's voice in my head
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:clap: :rollin
I love Arnie.
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(https://i.imgur.com/tgmWNPR.gif)
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lol at gramps, I hope Im doing stupid fun things at that age.
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Not funny, but happy!
(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/20996_10152858767897051_8504180159185829641_n.jpg?oh=70a527345348914a210a062e89b038ee&oe=56300943)
The Book Of Souls - coming September 4th.
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Nice!
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Yes. Living flesh over metal endoskeleton. The flesh gets old.
O man I so read that with the Terminator's voice in my head
My work here is done. :orbert:
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(https://i.imgur.com/BBMgx13.png)
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I'd love to call Todd and tell him that there's foul language on his sign :P
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It would be far funnier if it weren't such a horrible photoshop
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It would be far funnier if it weren't such a horrible photoshop
Yea seriously, who has 8 digit phone numbers.
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It would be far funnier if it weren't such a horrible photoshop
Yea seriously, who has 8 digit phone numbers.
(https://www.badcontroller.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/joker_notsureifserious.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y34NSUbEjY&feature=youtu.be
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(https://i.imgur.com/ALs77Fb.jpg)
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10458710_906654876059442_4354480048990465164_n.jpg?oh=9c9d39273a2b0f45d5db2fb6c6c720b8&oe=55E6F20C)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y34NSUbEjY&feature=youtu.be
my brother has a springer, all you have to do is say the word "squirrel" and it goes nuts.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nextbeer_zpsgfhl95xq.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/elvisdust_zpsvplqjc7r.gif)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nextbeer_zpsgfhl95xq.jpg)
But what if it's your last beer?
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Then God have mercy on your soul.
Here's something that will resonate with all of you. (https://i.imgur.com/2idz6vu.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y34NSUbEjY&feature=youtu.be
:rollin what the fuck.. It sounds like it's screaming
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y34NSUbEjY&feature=youtu.be
:rollin what the fuck.. It sounds like it's screaming
Love the "Hmmmm" at 0:14
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IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING FAX MACHINE OR DIAL UP MODEM :rollin
That squeak at 00:10 ... what the fuck.
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I was thinking about why dogs would make those sounds, and then I remembered that since all modern dogs trace back to the wolf (with its signature howl), it's plausible that many of these hilarious "quirks" could be unintended side effects of the genetic selection process by breeders.
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Some modern dogs also originate from foxes, which make even stranger sounds
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Some modern dogs also originate from foxes, which make even stranger sounds
But... What does the fox say?
RING DING DING DING DINGERING
GERING DING DING DING DINGERING
RING DING DING DING DINGERING
GERING DING DING DING DINGERING
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NO
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NO
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I still have never heard that song. I feel like I missed out on a flavor of the week internet thing or is it best that I haven't heard it yet.
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I mean, it's not awful, but the reference just made to it was really bad and unnecessary
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The Fox is a pretty cool song. It's irritating, but it's also funny and catchy.
However, Stonehenge is much better.
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However, Stonehenge is much better.
SO MUCH YES
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The Crazy Frog thing was so much worse.
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Some modern dogs also originate from foxes, which make even stranger sounds
Like that shrieking sound which is in every horror film or night time scene ever made :biggrin:
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The Fox is a pretty cool song.
Said no one ever.
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Pretty sure Jaffa just said it.
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How dare you call Jaffa a no-one!
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The Fox is a pretty cool song.
I agree, if by "pretty cool" you mean "irritating beyond belief".
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Nah, the Dub step song is way better and funnier than The Fox.
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How dare you call Jaffa a no-one!
:heart
The Fox is a pretty cool song.
I agree, if by "pretty cool" you mean "irritating beyond belief".
Sure, yeah; the fact that the song has managed to drive so many people crazy actually is pretty cool. Especially since I think it's a fun song, which allows me to just sit back and laugh while other people around me moan and groan.
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Nah, the Dub step song is way better and funnier than The Fox.
Did a search for "the dub step song" and came up empty.
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Jan Egeland is da shit!
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Nah, the Dub step song is way better and funnier than The Fox.
Did a search for "the dub step song" and came up empty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo
Enjoy!
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Nah, the Dub step song is way better and funnier than The Fox.
Did a search for "the dub step song" and came up empty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo
Enjoy!
:tup
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(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11201853_10152996095403182_2788012059072947943_n.jpg?oh=7e831e831a5fb38161ffb7afc1da2a65&oe=55ED5202)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Pea8EYM.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EfN5H0A.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/pVt6QGu.jpg)
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Nah, the Dub step song is way better and funnier than The Fox.
Did a search for "the dub step song" and came up empty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo)
Enjoy!
:tup
Oh boy :rollin
Still a better love story than Twilight though.
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(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/full/Downtheupwardspiral-suicide-Stormtrooper-2092073.jpeg)
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That's so perfect.
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Justin Bieber has been slammed by heavy metal fans for wearing a METALLICA t-shirt.. :tup :tup
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I'm no fan of Bieber's, but I don't really see the problem. His music is pretty far from metal, but that doesn't mean he can't be a fan.
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I don't think people get mad because they think he can't listen to metal...but I think people probably suppose that he's never heard anything by Metallica except the hits from The Black Album....and I can relate to that somewhat. Everytime I see a 15 yr old Hot Topic afficiando wearing a Misfits T-shirt, I just want to march up to them and say, "....name three Misfits songs, or I'm stealing your shirt."
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Metallica's black album is excellent, and I couldn't fault anyone for not getting into Metallica's older material.
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According to the Blabbermouth article about this, Bieber's favourite songs are Fade to Black and One.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pVt6QGu.jpg)
:rollin
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Metallica's black album is excellent, and I couldn't fault anyone for not getting into Metallica's older material.
I tend to agree.
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Everytime I see a 15 yr old Hot Topic afficiando wearing a Misfits T-shirt, I just want to march up to them and say, "....name three Misfits songs, or I'm stealing your shirt."
I've never understood this viewpoint.
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Everytime I see a 15 yr old Hot Topic afficiando wearing a Misfits T-shirt, I just want to march up to them and say, "....name three Misfits songs, or I'm stealing your shirt."
I've never understood this viewpoint.
Im guessing because a misfits shirt is very cliche for a punk rocker? Naming 3 misfits songs is fairly easy though for any punk noob.
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I mean getting upset that someone else is wearing a _______ shirt.
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Agreed. Who decides whether or not someone else can wear a T-shirt? Is this other person somehow not worthy to wear it? Does it do physical damage to you to see them wearing it? Maybe they just liked the shirt. There's no "requirement" that they be a fan or be able to name a certain number of songs by them.
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Sure, there's no point getting upset about it.
Like wearing a California T-shirt yet never having been in the state. Who really cares. Im just saying I think the point jammin was trying to make is that a lot of kids wear a misfits shirt to be cool and not for the band
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Well yeah, that's true. But kids do stupid shit to try to be cool.
Somewhat relevant: My son is all into skulls and macabre stuff, and he's not goth but all his clothes are black, etc. In school, he was not exactly one of the popular kids. Anyway, he got a T-shirt one time with this stylized skull on it. Some other kid at school saw the shirt, gave him the thumbs up and said "All right, The Punisher!" My son had heard of The Punisher, but had no idea that he was wearing the logo. He just liked the shirt.
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In my day we frowned on poseurs.
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In my day we frowned on poseurs.
When I was in school, this was true too (altough I was a skater poser as I did not skateboard but dressed like one who did), but as I got older I just find it so stupid and now have the mentality of "who cares".
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You see someone in a band T-shirt, you would automatically and logically assume that they are a fan of said band. Especially if it says the band name on there. Band T-shirt wearing should primarily be a way of showing your support for a band in public.
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You see someone in a band T-shirt, you would automatically and logically assume that they are a fan of said band. Especially if it says the band name on there. Band T-shirt wearing should primarily be a way of showing your support for a band in public.
Sure it is likely the primary reason to wear such a shirt, but like Orbert's son who wore a shirt unknowngly what it was but because he liked the design... is there something wrong with that? Is it something to be upset about? I think not personally.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azVLPgx_460s_v2.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agN0K8K_460s.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avLZX7O_460s_v1.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anBXGRE_460s_v1.jpg)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVXQgN2_460s_v1.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/drowning_zpsyjkgulfv.jpg)
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I mean getting upset that someone else is wearing a _______ shirt.
We would have to rip apart just about every Einstein T-shirt if we went by that criterion, yeah.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Lx6H5xt.png)
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@ hef's... that kid is gonna go places. :hefdaddy
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(https://i.imgur.com/99H6bqR.png)
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:clap:
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:clap:
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I so wanna see the unbleeped version.
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(https://cdn.diply.com/img/a2aa9f11-b186-49fe-9f22-504529f4c57b.jpg)
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You see someone in a band T-shirt, you would automatically and logically assume that they are a fan of said band. Especially if it says the band name on there. Band T-shirt wearing should primarily be a way of showing your support for a band in public.
This. But also, I want to point out that I haven't actually stolen anyone's T-shirt...so don't everyone get bent out of shape by imagining that I'm getting bent out of shape.
It just seems hypocritical on some level, that's all. When you wear a band shirt...for better or for worse...you are associating yourself with something. Do you have any clue what you are associating with?
Even in the case of the Punisher shirt. For me, I would *want* to know. What if I liked skulls, but hated The Punisher? I wouldn't want to cast my lot in with the fandom of something I hated.
It's like flying a Confederate Flag and not even knowing what on earth it stood for, what its background was...."I just like the pretty colors". Well, you can fly that flag or not fly it and there's nothing wrong with either one. But you should *KNOW* what it is that you're flying. I have no issue as long as your not an uneducated gimp.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bouttogodown_zpswzy95amh.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CVRe8lns3xc
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lol what a delightful reversal of fortune. Fuck that blonde cunt too.
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Troll Level: Over 9000
But seriously, how can anyone be excited about that song anymore? How could they ever have been?
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Don't know if it's been posted here before - in any case, it's worth reposting.
My First Figure Drawing Class (https://youtu.be/HmZBMjh6qtw)
Warning: Lots of (animated) butts involved ;D
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Fuck that blonde cunt too.
Given the opportunity, I would.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CVRe8lns3xc
Brilliant.
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lol what a delightful reversal of fortune. Fuck that blonde cunt too.
She cheated on her husband. YOU GET NOTHING !
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(https://i.imgur.com/MUOPDP8.jpg)
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(https://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/mexas_joe/sammiches_zpsllhtbvrc.jpg)
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As PC as ever Cozmo :lol
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/greek-bailout-fund#/story
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:lol Cozmo.
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Derp Hard.
(https://i.imgur.com/HlYh8Ls.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jvBenGZ.jpg)
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lol
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Rick Astley covers Uptown Funk
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=157&v=b6HAIueUK9U)
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(https://i.imgur.com/lV8Mp.gif)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11539645_895619663838760_2613980773134588710_n.jpg?oh=a6a853351c33f0bb849ec0b4e961ef3a&oe=56119A0F)
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:rollin
That's great considering how sick I am getting with the media and PC.
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:rollin
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Only In Monroe --- July 2015 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=117&v=rVPlMM_aSn4)
Public Access Cable show from Monroe, Michigan. Commandeered by Stephen Colbert, who interviews Eminem.
lol
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/20150704_192422_zpsv3kqx2lq.jpg) (https://smg.photobucket.com/user/rumborak/media/20150704_192422_zpsv3kqx2lq.jpg.html)
Hopefully this isn't perceived as too P/R, but I thought the name of this festival was hilariously odd.
(A rap band was playing when I was there, and they constantly said "make some noise for Jesus, y'all", which added to the oddity)
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The body of ........
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Those wacky Canadians!
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I got a chuckle out of this post (below a news article on the Greek situation in The Guardian)........initial post from someone in Greece presumably.
(https://s13.postimg.org/oamyrdp87/gdn.jpg)
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Quick video if my best friend channeling his inner Dean, aka jamming out to "Heat of the Moment." Song came on the radio, so I figured I'd record him and touch it up a bit. I'm pretty proud of the editing job I did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBoTXeG-hfc
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(https://static2.ad.nl/static/photo/2015/8/15/0/20150707103347/media_xll_3147225.jpg)
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Looks legit:
(https://i.imgur.com/NGlvwiH.jpg)
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I feel bad for the people in the front row that seem to have gotten decapitated.
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It's like the opposite of Stonehenge
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Cover of the new album, "Live in Lilliput"
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lol that's fantastic.
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The name of the band is "Costanza's Shrinkage".
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It's a post-modern band called "The friends we never had".
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I'm sure they're a post-rock band.
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This got to be the best photomanipulation ever... I can't even write that with a straight face :rollin
Seriously though, is this from an actual band or something?
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(https://media.8ch.net/k/src/1436221691487.png)
probably ban-worthy dark humor lol
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(https://i60.tinypic.com/1z6bltc.jpg)
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Wait, wat?
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Wait, wat?
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(https://i.imgur.com/YLZ5TBe.jpg)
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I don't know who creates all the Sesame Street memes, but there are a lot of them, and most of them at least make me chuckle.
(https://i.imgur.com/6RUhsCf.png)
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Wait, wat?
VAIT VOT ?!
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bait bot?
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(https://f1.bcbits.com/img/a1752648874_10.jpg)
I'm feeling so hipster right now.
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SUV Bait Her
:zydar:
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I don't know who creates all the Sesame Street memes, but there are a lot of them, and most of them at least make me chuckle.
(https://i.imgur.com/6RUhsCf.png)
I follow a Facebook page called "Bert and Ernie Memes". Most of what I've seen elsewhere in the net, I've seen there. Most of them should be considered extremely graphic/explicit/controversial.
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SUV Bait Her
:zydar:
Wrong thread damnit :lol :facepalm:
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I follow a Facebook page called "Bert and Ernie Memes". Most of what I've seen elsewhere in the net, I've seen there. Most of them should be considered extremely graphic/explicit/controversial.
Oh yeah, they get dark, and they are definitely not for kids. I think that's part of the charm.
It takes a special mind to take something so innocent and reframe it like that.
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"Dark" is probably being polite. :lol
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I follow a Facebook page called "Bert and Ernie Memes". Most of what I've seen elsewhere in the net, I've seen there. Most of them should be considered extremely graphic/explicit/controversial.
Thanks for wasting the past half hour of my time, Cozmo. :lol
I was just going to waste that time anyway.
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Reminded me of that time when Bert and Ernie did metal. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs)
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I follow a Facebook page called "Bert and Ernie Memes". Most of what I've seen elsewhere in the net, I've seen there. Most of them should be considered extremely graphic/explicit/controversial.
Thanks for wasting the past half hour of my time, Cozmo. :lol
I was just going to waste that time anyway.
:lol
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(https://u126p3116.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/07/sub/66136-large-184415.jpg)
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Oh, wow. I just noticed that that picture has words.
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(https://u126p3116.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/07/06/sub/66963-large-197319.jpg)
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:rollin
That one took me a second.
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Yeah my head hurt.
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Yeah my head hurt.
That's what she was hoping for.
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(https://i61.tinypic.com/2ccuf6o.jpg)
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J-Pop with Death Metal - hilarious video too
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c&feature=youtu.be)
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J-Pop with Death Metal - hilarious video too
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c&feature=youtu.be)
Okay...but we already kinda had that, just without the growls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
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J-Pop with Death Metal - hilarious video too
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c&feature=youtu.be)
Those are some pretty metal lyrics. :metal
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(https://i.imgur.com/RC3fKuP.jpg)
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(https://i57.tinypic.com/2rxz9ty.png)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/breakfast_zpszm60vlvg.jpg)
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https://eveningharold.com/2015/04/21/acdc-drummer-sentenced-to-whitesnake/
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/breakfast_zpszm60vlvg.jpg)
lol and my opinion is that European breakfast is terrible
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(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11043259_10153384426404316_2229352406475412589_n.jpg?oh=8e2964c11a3d09864a2b40fd3d8a41c2&oe=56221021)
A ha ha!
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/breakfast_zpszm60vlvg.jpg)
lol and my opinion is that European breakfast is terrible
Continental, or British? Two very different things.
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#deadraccoonto is hilarious.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-in-toronto-created-a-memorial-to-a-dead-raccoon-after?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.wb7jvVm5wb
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Someone Dropped a Shovel and It Sounded Just Like Nirvana (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8)
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The shovel sounded better.
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The shovel sounded better.
:lol
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The shovel sounded better.
Agreed.
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Only In Monroe --- July 2015 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=117&v=rVPlMM_aSn4)
Public Access Cable show from Monroe, Michigan. Commandeered by Stephen Colbert, who interviews Eminem.
lol
That was goddamn hilarious and everyone should watch it.
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Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw)
1:21 is the best! :lol
Man parrots are awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr975l4c62Q
:lol
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In the first half of the video, he sounds like he's under the influence of a demon or something :lol
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:( fuck's sake - The Vet ?
That place I went before when I broke my leg and they made it stop hurting and all better again ?
:( fuckin seriously ?
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Only In Monroe --- July 2015 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=117&v=rVPlMM_aSn4)
Public Access Cable show from Monroe, Michigan. Commandeered by Stephen Colbert, who interviews Eminem.
lol
That was goddamn hilarious and everyone should watch it.
:tup
Also, Colbert's appearance on the season finale of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee was fantastic.
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Animal sneezes (https://youtu.be/4tRZZPlHMK0)
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Someone Dropped a Shovel and It Sounded Just Like Nirvana (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8)
This seems to be right.
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Apologies if these have been posted somewhere already!
Bryan Cranston shutting down some kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCxHCjjdNU
Archer's Comic-Con Message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJDpgOaJw7c
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That Archer video was too damn funny.
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I couldn't stop laughing.
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I love the Pam and Kieger characters. So damn funny. All the things Archer said about the movies you read in the internet all the time. :lol
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Archer was the anti-geek. I loved it, because most of it is what I think about the comic book stuff.
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Makes me want to rewatch from the beginning
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Phrasing!
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Edit: Sorry, wrong thread!
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11752565_10200865024943986_6497919554561371239_n.jpg?oh=a56dec2dee06774da9e16202e90c48ed&oe=5650F6D0)
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:lol
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:rollin Haha !!!!
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This was posted NINE years ago and I've never seen it? HOW??? This is BRILLIANT!!
Album cover wars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQaaVTBSGoU
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Someone just sent me this as a proxy for the debt negotiations between Germany and Greece
https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
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Someone just sent me this as a proxy for the debt negotiations between Germany and Greece
https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
:clap:
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This was posted NINE years ago and I've never seen it? HOW??? This is BRILLIANT!!
Album cover wars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQaaVTBSGoU
That's great!
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Someone just sent me this as a proxy for the debt negotiations between Germany and Greece
https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
On a side note, it's really a shame that the perception is that this was Germany vs Greece. It's both a fault of Merkel/Schäuble being too dominant, and the other countries just sitting there quietly.
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Someone just sent me this as a proxy for the debt negotiations between Germany and Greece
https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
On a side note, it's really a shame that the perception is that this was Germany vs Greece. It's both a fault of Merkel/Schäuble being too dominant, and the other countries just sitting there quietly.
This is the funny thread bub. Take that serious stuff somewhere else. Lol.
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I Put a picture of a kitten in the Break Room Microwave this afternoon. Can't wait to see if it causes a ruckass tomorrow. :biggrin:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/D191E02D-1723-4D03-B7EF-3A44C251E0E8.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/D191E02D-1723-4D03-B7EF-3A44C251E0E8.jpg.html)
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Fuck :lol
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I dont know what your workplace is like, but I can imagine someone getting really upset by that. I think its funny :lol
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If some PETA biatch gets her panties in a bunch, find one of a Gremlin. That's probably a little more politically correct.
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I dont know what your workplace is like, but I can imagine someone getting really upset by that. I think its funny :lol
Well first off....no one knows it was me but it probably wouldn't take them long to guess who'd have done something like that. Second, I don't think anyone in our office will get upset...it's a pretty tolerable group of folk.
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Cool, my coworkers would find it funny too, but I'd never do that in other places I had worked before
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11403119_10200875525366490_7750933982685345908_n.jpg?oh=91849b1cd119fc6b4f92b66ec691c3e2&oe=564B0A72)
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(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/dontbelieveeverythingyouseeontheinternet.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11403119_10200875525366490_7750933982685345908_n.jpg?oh=91849b1cd119fc6b4f92b66ec691c3e2&oe=564B0A72)
:rollin What a fucking Idiot.
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I actually just read up on "lobe gauging". Not surprisingly, it is permanent and it requires surgery to close the holes again.
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He'd be a hoot to fight. Lots of things to grab, pull, and rip. :biggrin:
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Anytime I see those 'tunnel' ears, I think of this.
(https://i.imgur.com/t1t3n.jpg)
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I actually just read up on "lobe gauging". Not surprisingly, it is permanent and it requires surgery to close the holes again.
I really don't care if people get these but I often wonder what the hell they're thinking. The group that amuses me are the people that either highly support/encourage or actually get these types of modifications and then go on social media with the "we're normal people too!" mantra when talking about getting a job and everyday social interactions when they need to realize that the majority of people find that very hard to look at.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ghAf6Dr.gif)
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Goddammit Zydar
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Isn't that Peter Serafinowicz ?
i.e. The voice of Darth Maul & " Pete " from Shaun Of The Dead. Also briefly in Guardians Of The Galaxy.
His best work is Brian Butterfield.
his sketch show is mostly a " Written by a massive list of people and Serafinowicz' name is last on that list " type deal.
Ergo - it's very hit and miss.
He's great at voices though.
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This is my favourite video of last week, it's just a bunch of baby goats dicking around but one of them pushes the other one over twice, the second time he actually does a kung fu flip off his back for no reason. They have so much spring in their legs it's just awe inspiring and deadly cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWvefaN8USk
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I read the title as "Crazy Baby Goat Flips Off Other Goats!", and was initially confused. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/ghAf6Dr.gif)
??? :lol
Please post a source video.
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::) Pretty sure I said It was the Peter Serafinowicz Show.
It's very hit and miss though be warned.
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Chino: Source (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpgT-djnXTY)
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The Onion thought it was being satirical, and then the next day.........
(https://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07/20150722_iran_0.jpg)
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cow helicopter rescue (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a9cV_PD4k4)
I believe I can fly...
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RE : That face mod guy...
I bet that he tells people that he " didn't do it to provoke reactions. i did it to prove i'm an individual who doesn't conform to society ".
...
Despite looking like he follows every trend going.
I'm actually surprised he doesn't have a massive hipster beard.
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(https://i.imgur.com/uSKGbzc.jpg)
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lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/kbnMNnj.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/cIsWy2Z.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/kbnMNnj.png)
"Grounding" kids during a thunderstorm I get. But what's with the apple and pills?
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"Grounding" kids during a thunderstorm I get. But what's with the apple and pills?
My guess is that it's just a generic meme of something like "idiot uninformed mother" that gets used for a whole bunch of similar captions.
I liked the joke though. :lol
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She's probably supposed to be an anti-vaccine type.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/amputate_zpsb6x8omhd.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/stealingbass_zpsnhzfo1ui.jpg)
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OMG at that first one.
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(https://vividphase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/baby_oil.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8mGkAoL.jpg)
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This is the funniest 6 seconds ever!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/791031120919949/?pnref=story
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This is the funniest 6 seconds ever!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/791031120919949/?pnref=story
Ever?? Not really. I chuckled tho.
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This is the funniest 6 seconds ever!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/791031120919949/?pnref=story
Haha still makes me laugh.
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This is the funniest 6 seconds ever!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/791031120919949/?pnref=story
Ever?? Not really. I chuckled tho.
It was for me. How funny can you be in a 5 second span? This funny!
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lol i got a good laugh
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This is the funniest 6 seconds ever!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/791031120919949/?pnref=story
Ever?? Not really. I chuckled tho.
It was for me. How funny can you be in a 5 second span? This funny!
This always gets me going
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/122011/1324316240_cat_jumps_off_balcony_ledge.gif)
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This always gets me going
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/122011/1324316240_cat_jumps_off_balcony_ledge.gif)
YouTube source with audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0 :lol
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I feel sorry for animals like that. Eons of evolution have fine-tuned their muscles to operate on the simple, not unreasonable assumption that they have traction on whatever surface they're on. Dirt, grass, even concrete. When that's a given, they function pretty much flawlessly. Then people come along and clip their claws and invent these smooth surfaces, and all bets are off.
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I feel sorry for animals like that. Eons of evolution have fine-tuned their muscles to operate on the simple, not unreasonable assumption that they have traction on whatever surface they're on. Dirt, grass, even concrete. When that's a given, they function pretty much flawlessly. Then people come along and clip their claws and invent these smooth surfaces, and all bets are off.
Honestly it looks like the cat just completely missed grabbing that ledge :lol
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^Agreed
He didn't slip...his back paws were gripping the edge of the ledge for extra push...he just completely misjudged the distance, and more than likely, his own weight. :rollin
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Nah, anyone who owns a cat knows that ain't the case. If you look carefully enough, there is some definite back paw slippage. He may have been gripping the edge, but then they lost it... his back paws clearly went in reverse rather than the body going forward. Cats can jump huge distances - even the chubby ones can get some pretty safe distance. By the looks of things, it's likely made that jump in the past, this time... ZOINKS!
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A cat isn't going to misjudge it by that much; he wasn't even close. Moreover, I don't think his back paws had any grip whatsoever. Sure looks like they just flew backward when he tried to launch. While I'll avoid blaming humanity, I think Orbert's right about what happened.
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This is the only site where a debate breaks out on a felines ability or lack of to make a jump we saw on a gif. Lol
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Nah, anyone who owns a cat knows that ain't the case. If you look carefully enough, there is some definite back paw slippage. He may have been gripping the edge, but then they lost it... his back paws clearly went in reverse rather than the body going forward. Cats can jump huge distances - even the chubby ones can get some pretty safe distance. By the looks of things, it's likely made that jump in the past, this time... ZOINKS!
That was pretty much how I saw it, too. But I'm hardly an expert.
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This is the only site where a debate breaks out on a felines ability or lack of to make a jump we saw on a gif. Lol
Well it has been said that all prog fans can hope for when it comes to pussy is to talk about it. ;D
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Us old vets mix our prog with our pussies.
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I hope there was a balcony or something underneath, and the cat survived. I really can't find anything funny about that :(
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Us old vets mix our prog with our pussies.
Prog never mixes with pussy. Ever.
I remember when my friend's cat had its rear leg amputated after it got broken. It was misjudging all of its jumps for a while, because it still thought it had two back legs worth of power there. It did not. Hilarity ensued.
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Us old vets mix our prog with our pussies.
Prog never mixes with pussy. Ever.
I remember when my friend's cat had its rear leg amputated after it got broken. It was misjudging all of its jumps for a while, because it still thought it had two back legs worth of power there. It did not. Hilarity ensued.
He should have gotten the cat to play with its amputated leg, so it could still enjoy its fourth one.
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Us old vets mix our prog with our pussies.
Prog never mixes with pussy. Ever.
I remember when my friend's cat had its rear leg amputated after it got broken. It was misjudging all of its jumps for a while, because it still thought it had two back legs worth of power there. It did not. Hilarity ensued.
He should have gotten the cat to play with its amputated leg, so it could still enjoy its fourth one.
And it comes full circle.
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(https://s12.postimg.org/kugoyju6l/IMG_20150728_WA0006.jpg)
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I never knew our British frineds were so limited in their profanities. There are other curse words than fuck, mates. Hell, even here in Texas I'll use bloody hell, bollocks and cunt (in the non-genital sense) during the course of a regular work day.
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(https://s12.postimg.org/kugoyju6l/IMG_20150728_WA0006.jpg)
This is amazing. Fuck the easily offended. :lol
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This is somewhat old, so it may have been posted already.
(https://i.imgur.com/FHnO7QJ.png)
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I LOVE the response. :rollin I was thinking the same thing.
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I LOVE the response. :rollin I was thinking the same thing.
Fucking yes. Holy shit I'm crying from laughing. That is just....whoa. It's 50/50. Idiot savant. :rollin :rollin
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This is amazing. Fuck the easily offended. :lol
I find it amusing that people who swear copiously always say " It's just a word... ::) ".
Well if it is *just a word* - how come you choose that one every time ? ;)
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I LOVE the response. :rollin I was thinking the same thing.
Fucking yes. Holy shit I'm crying from laughing. That is just....whoa. It's 50/50. Idiot savant. :rollin :rollin
:lol
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Why not just keep the cash?
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Meanwhile, on tour....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=77&v=bA8BkXycseM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=77&v=bA8BkXycseM)
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Meanwhile, on tour....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=77&v=bA8BkXycseM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=77&v=bA8BkXycseM)
I was trying to understand what was funny, need to go back to around 45 seconds in to get it.
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:lol
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:rollin
Yeah definitely set the video earlier. That's awesome though, I friggin' love those guys even though I don't listen to 'em much anymore. What a great song and I love how chill they are when shit goes wrong. Pros, for sure.
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Bottom (Brittish comedy series) Bloopers. or Fluff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=99&v=kfh8mK4pu3M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=99&v=kfh8mK4pu3M)
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Part I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODGa5slD7Ug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODGa5slD7Ug)
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Bottom is fantastic :lol
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We, grumpy? f...off!
https://wundergroundmusic.com/sound-engineering-declared-grumpiest-profession-in-the-world/ (https://wundergroundmusic.com/sound-engineering-declared-grumpiest-profession-in-the-world/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Mvv4bx8.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Mvv4bx8.jpg)
If the snow white was black, you could caption that he is going straight for the chocolate pudding
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^ The accuracy though
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*snip*
If the snow white was black, you could caption that he is going straight for the chocolate pudding
Or he could just turn her over.
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^ The accuracy though
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Offended girl has some nice boobs.
Oops, is that offensive?
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Nah that's just weird, dude. :|
However, i'd happily shag all 4 of them. :zydar:
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Let's see who gets this first. Fogies have a head start.
(https://i.imgur.com/f1DeZ6m.jpg)
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Two American kids growing up in the heartland.
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:tup
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That's a really clever one.
I looked at it and was like: Well, that's Jack Nicholson and Diane Lane with a tiny P-Diddy and then went from there. That's a good one. I'm gonna have to use that
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Diane Keaton.
And what is P. Diddy doing there? He doesn't add anything to the picture.
Oh wait, I get it, it's like his relationship to music... he is there, without actually adding anything worthwhile.
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It's the John Mellencamp song, Jack and Diane. "Little diddy, about Jack and Diane"
And thanks for the correction. Getting my Diane's mixed up :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/WN0P3NL.jpg)
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This woman won a toy yoda....
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avLo05n_700b.jpg)
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:rollin
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;D Pwned she was.
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Wouldn't happen here. T is pronounced T ;D
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:lol
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:angry: And in England we are very serious about our T !!!
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:angry: And in England we are very serious about our T !!!
No kidding.
(https://www.nedmartin.org/v3/amused/_img/anarchy-in-the-uk.jpg)
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The radiant heat from a pot of tea has also been known to cause a heatwave.
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;D Pwned she was.
Actually, IIRC, she owned back, because she won the law suit. Not sure what she got, but it'll likely have been worth a Toyota.
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(https://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/08/20150804_socmed.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLpgEu4W8AEHFuo.jpg)
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(https://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/they-still-dont-know-im-a-llama.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol i love how that one kid has curly hair yet he's still tried to brush it over his eye
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(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11235441_10155574010560078_4817810385232138926_n.png?oh=cbf89f6d762370295a95ee5d68a78463&oe=564611E3)
:lol :lol
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Thats why my tupperware has lids attached to them. Storing them when not in use is a pain, but does save time and less things in the cabinet.
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Tupperware with lids is PERFECT for hiding geocaches. ;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/P4tuz9K.jpg)
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Oh, GROSS!
:lol :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/mcGIgLE.gif)
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:'(
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That's so true. You go over your friends house and its like some foreign land, despite being like just next door.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ghDhpCLKM
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Actual sign from my hometown
(https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/Metropolaris/mechanicsville_zpsr4vwqduo.jpg) (https://s1217.photobucket.com/user/Metropolaris/media/mechanicsville_zpsr4vwqduo.jpg.html)
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:zydar:
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I love licking women's nostrils too.
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11755671_10206675758682869_7376079619955633262_n.jpg?oh=c88f689471b3b0d36417272cfc7904ae&oe=5636B1E8)
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^^^^^ Truth
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One of these days, Keith Richards will die right on stage, and no one will even know.
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One of these days, Keith Richards will die right on stage, and no one will even know.
They'll know, because the guitars will sound ever so slightly better.
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11755671_10206675758682869_7376079619955633262_n.jpg?oh=c88f689471b3b0d36417272cfc7904ae&oe=5636B1E8)
lol
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One of these days, Keith Richards will die right on stage, and no one will even know.
They'll know, because the guitars will sound ever so slightly better.
Yup. He's hardly the best time keeper.
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(https://i.imgur.com/P4tuz9K.jpg)
This pic reminded me of Hangover. The chick on the right may be able to drive, but the other two, no way.
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For me it's all about the left girl. She carries that whole scene with her facial expression.
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For me it's the fact that the way the hair is going across the face of the one in the middle - at a glance, it looked like her actual face is being deformed. Like a slo-mo punch in the face special effect in a film.
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3 day Psychedelic / prog music festival at our cafe this weekend. Two venues. So many bands.
Our cafe upstairs was a merch stall for 3 days and our cellar bar was the live venue.
I'm staff so I got to come and go as I please and I got a goody bag containing a few posters and TEN cds :biggrin:
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For me it's all about the left girl. She carries that whole scene with her facial expression.
That's the girl you don't want to hook up with. She's no good to you.
At that moment.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pPmhcQZ.jpg)
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/7fc723d579c0a4a159d418c40bb35d67.jpg)
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I don't get it. I thought Buckwheat is dead.
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I don't get it. I thought Buckwheat is dead.
Buckwheat is immortal, he does not die...ever.
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Um....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLdNto8z_w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLdNto8z_w)
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No way. That was clearly fake. Looked like Eddie Murphy in the "live clip" and I'm pretty sure that that's not Ted Koppel, either.
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I don't know dude. They ran it so many times, t must be true.
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(https://i.imgur.com/2m1EEsD.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/uKoNV3G.jpg)
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Just got a new vibrator.
(https://i.imgur.com/ANX0Wdv.gif)
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:lol
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Um....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLdNto8z_w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLdNto8z_w)
:metal :laugh:
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11828835_899210160116809_4737639680320866430_n.jpg?oh=68948f4842a29fc9574f2116cf4569ed&oe=563CA027)
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False. There would be sufficient lifeboats for all passengers, as is the standard procedure.
(https://www.riemurasia.net/avatar/vk/k0/180731/thumb3_kuva_1371706414.jpg)
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who's to say that everyone would have made it into a lifeboat?
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False. There would be sufficient lifeboats for all passengers, as is the standard procedure.
(https://www.riemurasia.net/avatar/vk/k0/180731/thumb3_kuva_1371706414.jpg)
And as seen in this image, a bunch of the lifeboats were not usable because of the way the ship sank.
(https://www.fortunes-de-mer.com/mer/images/2012/COSTA_CONCORDIA_Grounding_Article_Fortunes_de_Mer-21022012%20(4).jpg)
(https://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/01/29/54ca9580a298661966ed50ae_image.jpg)
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There is something fascinating and terrifying about massive ships half in the water.
I remember we discussed this at length many moons ago on this forum. But the idea of something that big half underwater. Gives me the shivers.
(https://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2012/01/cruiseship.jpg?alias=standard_900x600)
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Back when I worked for an unnamed cruise line, every time I saw a headline in the news akin to "Cruise ship has fire/capsizes/someone dies on board/gets raped by a crew member..." I remember the mantra being "Don't be one of ours, don't be one of ours...."
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(https://i.imgur.com/t3frDpQ.png)
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:clap:
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seen it
still good
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:rollin :rollin
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/959ht5o.png)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/959ht5o.png)
Glorious
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That's like something I would write. Angry but with a bizarre cheeky element.
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There is a Ned Flanders themed metal band called Okilly Dokilly :lol
https://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/43535/Dear-God-There-is-a-Ned-Flanders-themed-metal-band-called-Okilly-Dokilly?utm_c
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(https://i.imgur.com/iTbCUmE.jpg)
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So. Wrong. ;D
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That Cobain. What a kidder!
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Holy crap.
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Damn...
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That's beyond sad. :'(
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It is sad. I'm no shrink, but it seems to me that even joking about something like that indicates that somewhere in your head is the idea of actually doing it, or at least the possibility. To most people, it's literally unthinkable; you don't even joke about stuff like that.
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Yeah, but it's a funny pic.
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Yeah, but it's a funny pic.
Grohl's outfit is the funniest part.
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Well, humor is always subjective. I chuckled, because I thought the caption was clever, but for some I'm sure this just isn't funny because of the subject matter.
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I chuckled. Long enough ago that we can make those kinds of jokes.
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What's the old formula... Time + Tragedy = Comedy.
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There is a Ned Flanders themed metal band called Okilly Dokilly :lol
https://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/43535/Dear-God-There-is-a-Ned-Flanders-themed-metal-band-called-Okilly-Dokilly?utm_c
What :lol
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It is sad. I'm no shrink, but it seems to me that even joking about something like that indicates that somewhere in your head is the idea of actually doing it, or at least the possibility. To most people, it's literally unthinkable; you don't even joke about stuff like that.
:) Ooh right - funny pics thread...
Erm..bathroom Selfie ? ;D https://instagram.com/p/6TeHUmRHhy/?taken-by=kotow2015
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(https://imgick.nj.com/home/njo-media/width620/img/new-jersey-weather/photo/18516251-mmmain.jpg)
Accuweather program director: "Okay, where's the c*nt who designed this map!"
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The east coast truly did get fucked this week.
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I wouldn't go that far. But most of them clearly got the shaft.
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Luckily, Canada was just looking at a glans-ing blow.
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Luckily, Canada was just looking at a glans-ing blow.
Quebec loves the rim shot.
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The prettiest fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
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:lol
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Goat possessed by Larry David (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpfbYiiq-6E)
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(https://i.imgur.com/tmAjlRL.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1002267_3192413225311_1026982843_n.jpg?oh=87ee905fabf5ccdaa48b390652a69f7b&oe=567BC05E)
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/6e6887087660e5d6ac78aa1699147888.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/AbVzves.png)
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(https://puu.sh/jC5ot/bd962c84ed.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/AbVzves.png)
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE PLAN SO BRILLIANT.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/toohigh_zpsfkgavivr.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11896104_965304406856163_9024803745947400147_n.jpg?oh=0e40b01f9722cd7149b2ab9a989f7d2b&oe=5641F78A)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11880344_10200961945726945_6164386629382065524_n.jpg?oh=bd3c9fa3809a9a4dd00f8dd9f86e59ff&oe=56467D51)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/toohigh_zpsfkgavivr.jpg)
:lolpalm:
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/9b8fcbc752b712a32ddca2b13806f32e.jpg)
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BBQ thauthe.
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Bird lands on guitar during concert (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vBo0ptYJNs)
Love how the bird looks at him! :lol
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(https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/badogg/Mobile%20Uploads/FB_IMG_1439354340652.jpg)
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:lol
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Probably would've been better to leave that zero in tact.
(https://resources2.news.com.au/images/2015/08/17/1227486/589662-9a66db70-4478-11e5-bc34-34ddf35a38db.jpg)
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:lol That is most unfortunate.
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(https://i.imgur.com/atq3jwg.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/DZwKzyF.gif)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11904684_10200968511131076_4956446641953736193_n.jpg?oh=c3230f499c5885346594e5c57e1f966c&oe=563ECC9B)
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At least 5 of those people have the same face.
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Nobility incest. They all *did* look the same back in the day.
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(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11036664_1020123298018238_1658615016982743679_n.jpg?oh=fab8cf27556aeee3bcee594884a05524&oe=5680CBD0)
Oh Utah...
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What's on Washington? I can't tell...
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It looks like Patron? Is that just a joke list to poke fun at Utah?
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I have no idea how valid this list is, but to explain the joke, Utah's "most popular liquor" is a Capri Sun.
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Why does Iowa have three?
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If there is any value to that map, Whiskey in general is the most popular it would seem.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AbScT1a.jpg)
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Likely a joke map. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum is PA's top seller. Jameson's is around 22 on the list of top sellers.
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Likely a joke map. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum is PA's top seller. Jameson's is around 22 on the list of top sellers.
Thought the same thing as well. It's so hard to judge for an entire big state, but in this area of PA Jameson definitely didn't seem anywhere near a top seller. Glad you had the stats to know for sure!
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Given my employer, I know where to look. Also, the stats are available in marketing reports on the public website. :)
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Yeah, I was like Jameson? Rarely do I see that pop up
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11866351_10200971146076948_6611978086439496576_n.jpg?oh=99e3b7750182f7f2a6aaa6f9d1f369de&oe=56836B22)
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YOUR welcome.
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11050698_10153688611328747_6155168831290718862_n.jpg?oh=0973eee31d0c838a1088a3370a5c58fb&oe=564339F7)
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YOUR welcome.
My what?
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11866351_10200971146076948_6611978086439496576_n.jpg?oh=99e3b7750182f7f2a6aaa6f9d1f369de&oe=56836B22)
YOUR welcome.
My what?
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I know, just playing along. :lol
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:getoffmylawn:
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U've been hadd.
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your nuts, guys.
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11219059_10155944883260402_6368167905685036950_n.jpg?oh=6c2c4964406cf9eec77ee2fb56161406&oe=56748D9F)
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https://youtu.be/xsas8XPwUBk
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Watched the entire episode on that subject - it was glorious :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gif)
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:rollin :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
:rollin :rollin
:rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
:rollin :rollin
:rollin
:rollin :rollin :lol :rollin :rollin
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Gives a whole new meaning to
"this little one's not worth the effort"
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And it ends another long debate: Yoda shot first.
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Cum Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmm.
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Size matters not :eyebrows:
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:lol On that same note:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/bd/82/fdbd82ca1d5a62252ff776fd40d196fb.jpg)
(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/fd/fdf20f7aa58a3139a897d54f5eb44960d600e5cae1d25a388dd567059d8b7968.jpg)
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The Simpsons - Comfortably Numb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjhAXTV_Pd4
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Found these. No idea where they came from.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ceeaf94769fd13988f164bcd3acb9726/tumblr_nmjqurTeDZ1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/f3060440d489c08c62ae3d2f60479ef8/tumblr_nsxux9Fbiz1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/908ee88323640428f9cbda47df177a38/tumblr_nke6rsvC3C1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/4edb189516a7c6e0f6f1cd41c2b12e60/tumblr_nen3uzZLaV1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
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:clap: :rollin :clap:
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Dumbleburn :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/u9PrLAq.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltKnDlH_OA
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(https://i.imgur.com/u9PrLAq.jpg)
All Juggalos should die by a long shoe.
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(https://i.imgur.com/iIoQ70q.gif)
And some context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLeGQMmYT9k
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Google this.
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)
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.......ok.
...someone actually went out of their way to do that.
.....
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... yeah?
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:dunno: ok i guess ?
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Kotow, those are what boobs look like.
:tup
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But it's not what a joke looks like :tup
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Kotowboy, you wouldn't know what a joke looked like if it smacked you in the face.
Smacked in the face like a sweet pair of knockers.
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8===D
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Just naming a body part isn't a joke ;) :tup ;D
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Penis.
You're wrong.
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Don't call Kotowboy a penis.
And the joke wasn't naming a body part. Someone took the time to create a complex 3D graph equation that looks like boobs. It's funny. Don't overthink it!
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.......ok.
...someone actually went out of their way to do that.
.....
You must be fun at parties.
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Someone took the time to create a complex 3D graph equation that looks like boobs. It's funny.
I think it's hilarious that someone did it. It's not a "joke" per se, there's no punchline. It's just cool. Because boobs.
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Don't call Kotowboy a penis.
And the joke wasn't naming a body part. Someone took the time to create a complex 3D graph equation that looks like boobs. It's funny. Don't overthink it!
:lol
Sometimes I like a piece to the face in comedy.
Yup, pie.
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Someone took the time to create a complex 3D graph equation that looks like boobs. It's funny.
I think it's hilarious that someone did it. It's not a "joke" per se, there's no punchline. It's just cool. Because boobs.
This. I mean there's really no other place to put it but it also doesn't need to be a knee-slapping, ingenious laugh-out-loud 'joke' that farts intelligent life.
Sometimes...I just wanna smile at something neat. I did. Mission accomplished. That's cool if you didn't, Kotow.
But y'know, with a pinky in the air whilst drinking a cup of java and a monocle attached, Kotow is the end all for all things astute and mature. :P :heart
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I AM TOTES MATURE LIKE A VERY OLD CHEDDAR
Also :
Poo Bum Willy Willy Penis :neverusethis:
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The Above Post For Blob's Benefit :neverusethis:
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11947621_1681210688802439_4617121197503730698_n.jpg?oh=e9fd99e51a93443534169da54f278e21&oe=568268E1)
There's no escape and that's for sure - this is the end we won't take any more :neverusethis:
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OOOOOOH KOTOWBOY!!! :getoffmylawn:
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:getoffmylawn:
Bloooooob ! LET OFF MY GORN !!!!!!
wait...
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Pink comic sans.... so brave...
:clap:
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CHEERS
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Google this.
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)
(https://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/boobs_131967405869.jpg)
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:zydar:
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ELBOWS
:zydar: :zydarscouch: :coolio: :zydar:
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Went to Open Mic Night last night.
Lots of guitarists turned up with no strings on their guitars.
Because the sign said
" Come and play at open Mic Night !
No Strings Attached ! "
:neverusethis:
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A lot of covers of John Cage's 4' 33''
:neverusethis:
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:rollin
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John Cage gets royalties when there's nothing playing :neverusethis:
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Speaking of John Cage, he wrote a piece for organ with the tempo descriptor "As slow as possible", which is currently being performed in Halberstadt, Germany. It started in 2001 and will end in 2640.
The next time what you hear will change is in 2020.
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Sounds like a joke album I made once.
I set my keyboard on 40BPM - which was the slowest setting and recorded a two note bass line to loop. And set a TDK C-60 to record and let it fill up one side :lol
Then me and my brother actually sat down and listened to the entire thing :lol
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Virtual Reality Football (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQt3-ezBQs)
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/zHPXkf7.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zHPXkf7.gif)
Oh boy, do I know THAT feeling.
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Virtual Reality Football (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQt3-ezBQs)
:lol
That was great :lol
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Virtual Reality Football (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQt3-ezBQs)
:lol
Awesome, the goal celebration was brilliant. :lol
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So, uh, what's happening in here guys? I felt drawn here, for some reason.
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Virtual Reality Football (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQt3-ezBQs)
:lol
Awesome, the goal celebration was brilliant. :lol
I loved the goalie in green!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNLs7BoWsAQgHdh.jpg:large)
Jaysis I can't hear any geetar in me feckin monitors...
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Virtual Reality Football (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQt3-ezBQs)
:lol
Awesome, the goal celebration was brilliant. :lol
I loved the goalie in green!
:rollin
That's way too hilarious
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Watched the entire episode on that subject - it was glorious :lol
Yea it was! :lol Here's the follow up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTZobo9VbS4&feature=youtu.be
"So now I wouldn't bless you with your f#¤%"ng sneeze" :lol
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Knock Knock !
Who's There ?
The Electrician. I have come to repair your doorbell ! :neverusethis:
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11781661_10203884844795326_5055809967803120886_n.jpg?oh=ab47ec7189b84208506243a6acfb2a86&oe=5668BEDB)
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Blasphemy.
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Is that an actual album cover ? I Hope so because that's hilariously shit.
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I think it's fan art from somewhere...
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it's a magazine cover.
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(https://i.imgur.com/0pt8H2O.jpg)
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Aahh, the Wurstkoffer. A classic.
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Dear God
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Aahh, the Wurstkoffer. A classic.
That needs to be a Batman villain immediately.
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(https://i.imgur.com/J9hk9IZ.png?1)
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(https://i.imgur.com/03nNwQt.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/pKIPc.png)
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:lol
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:lol
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[/img]https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/995795_344434745689710_1519245457_n.jpg?oh=0fc7c4a766c13d1b168ad47c3ca94ff1&oe=5672839B[/img]
:lol :rollin...
wait what...???
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[/img]https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/995795_344434745689710_1519245457_n.jpg?oh=0fc7c4a766c13d1b168ad47c3ca94ff1&oe=5672839B[/img]
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/995795_344434745689710_1519245457_n.jpg?oh=0fc7c4a766c13d1b168ad47c3ca94ff1&oe=5672839B)
is this it ?
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^- thats a fuckin classic :lol
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Seriously.
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Cameraman runs over Usain Bolt with a Segway.
I know, it shouldn't be funny, but... :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ZH7snOxo0
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^^ :lol
Always fun watching some good 'ol washer carnage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
It just won't give up!
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^^ :lol
Always fun watching some good 'ol washer carnage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
It just won't give up!
That was great. I would've been standing further back though, for fear of the object coming flying at me like some kinda RPG.
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/995795_344434745689710_1519245457_n.jpg?oh=0fc7c4a766c13d1b168ad47c3ca94ff1&oe=5672839B)
is this it ?
:tup
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/a53214518f51eccda83111d75d9b9f27.jpg)
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REPORTED
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:rollin
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(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ron+swanson_022313_4424099.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/OlSBqXn.png)
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:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXIArhNhD0g
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsihlDpXpDI
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(https://i.imgur.com/v1PDqCO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0CSAUF2.png)
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This headline just popped up on a local news site:
Kanye West craps on for 10 minutes at MTV VMA before declaring his presidential run :lol
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101 confusing metal/rock album covers (NSFW): https://kaaoszine.fi/kedon-kauneimmat-kukkaset-hammentavaa-metalli-rocklevyn-kansikuvaa/
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101 confusing metal/rock album covers: https://kaaoszine.fi/kedon-kauneimmat-kukkaset-hammentavaa-metalli-rocklevyn-kansikuvaa/
Some of these are a bit disturbing, not to mention NSFW...
But there are some really fun ones as well
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I don't get ACoS?
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I don't get ACoS?
The caption says "Dream Theater's candidate for the pedophilia section".
I don't get it, either - it's not any worse than the WDADU guy's armpit hair! :lol Apparently having kids/dolphins (see #86)/other cute things on a metal cover isn't a good thing. :P
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(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11060312_792463814179147_7212488946191182595_n.jpg?oh=004cbf9d5d63369105173245de514b39&oe=5681BA71)
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:rollin
and
:|
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101 confusing metal/rock album covers (NSFW): https://kaaoszine.fi/kedon-kauneimmat-kukkaset-hammentavaa-metalli-rocklevyn-kansikuvaa/
The cover of Virgin Killer is just... ugh. Who greenlights stuff like that, seriously.
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Why is a sunflower like a a peacock ?
They both die when you set fire to them.
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I rarely post YT vids here, and don't often watch longer ones when they are. But folks, I give you the funniest 5 minutes I watched in a long time. Abs are killing me, and tears are running down my cheeks.
The "Try Guys" try extreme bathing suits - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuiHqmN15q0
NSFW btw.
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https://i.imgur.com/j6ZyLa1.gifv
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https://i.imgur.com/j6ZyLa1.gifv
WHAT. THE. FU%K.
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SMH, the shit we do for love...
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I wanna see, but it's unavailable.
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SMH, the shit we do for love...
Eye sea what u did there.
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Watched the entire episode on that subject - it was glorious :lol
Yea it was! :lol Here's the follow up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTZobo9VbS4&feature=youtu.be
"So now I wouldn't bless you with your f#¤%"ng sneeze" :lol
That was absolutely amazing. Wow. John Oliver is fantastic.
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When hillbillies, mucha lucha masks and ass cracks go wrong.
https://youtu.be/39ACyobYcNc
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This headline just popped up on a local news site:
Kanye West craps on for 10 minutes at MTV VMA before declaring his presidential run :lol
Speaking of Kanye...
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/11054820_10152964614011432_2026855825726420978_n.jpg?oh=e37708b5d543b7a7a5ce40019b9a1bb4&oe=5660C177)
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Kanye is either a really clever media savvy guy who knows exactly what he is doing
OR
He really is that egotistical.
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He is definitely egotistical.
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(https://memes.doublie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kim-davis-orange-new-black.png)
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:lol
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Mangini's next drum kit. (video) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7kqo_S40I)
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Maybe Tommy Lee.
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Compilation of Girlfriends destroying their Boyfriends Console & Computer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go)
O M G!
The girl at 6:54 is just butthurt although a bit extreme :rollin
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11959973_1032212483485504_7260500829745375060_n.jpg?oh=14bf3214caed5258f5c719c6eee8fc56&oe=56790E93)
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Once again once of those that would have been better without the caption.
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I thought the same thing when I saw it somewhere else yesterday. The artwork was perfect as it was, then someone else had to ruin it with a meme-y caption.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Jk9kNAQ.jpg)
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Once again once of those that would have been better without the caption.
I thought the same thing when I saw it somewhere else yesterday. The artwork was perfect as it was, then someone else had to ruin it with a meme-y caption.
Here, better? :p
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t34.0-12/11995531_801813406583435_1706920862_n.jpg?oh=a1a86634cafa379fde5d639663e5f831&oe=55EF5913)
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:biggrin: Yes. Much.
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Excellent! :tup
(https://i.imgur.com/Jk9kNAQ.jpg)
Also excellent. :tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/sYOlHj7.png)
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Well doggies!
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Norwegian prime minister Erna Solberg doing some blast beats (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goj4ffMxttE)
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Being Norway, I was actually expecting that to be legit. :lol Got a link to the original video?
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Compilation of Girlfriends destroying their Boyfriends Console & Computer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go)
O M G!
The girl at 6:54 is just butthurt although a bit extreme :rollin
Bitches be crazy!
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Compilation of Girlfriends destroying their Boyfriends Console & Computer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go)
O M G!
The girl at 6:54 is just butthurt although a bit extreme :rollin
Bitches be crazy!
I saw the faiway wood leaning against the house in the second clip. I was wondering if it would come into play. When she grabbed it and swang, if became clear it wasn't hers. NOT COOL! Mess with a man's video games, but don't mess with his clubs. But for real, new drivers are $450-500. And that's just one club out of 14. What a real asshole!
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Compilation of Girlfriends destroying their Boyfriends Console & Computer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go)
O M G!
The girl at 6:54 is just butthurt although a bit extreme :rollin
And that right there is why I took my dear, sweet ass time finding a girl. Lot of psycho chicks out there.
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Being Norway, I was actually expecting that to be legit. :lol Got a link to the original video?
:lol I love how she uses the floortom as snare. Maybe shes a leftie.
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(https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2FfZ5i1cO.png&ho=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com&s=159&h=df36066a8d293bee3c9d2528312ac3a179672942757ebe06ef999381bff960e9&size=980x&c=2876064451)
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(https://i.imgur.com/uCsgPmV.jpg)
Ah, reddit
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZquuYz8.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/saZR8AX.png)
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:rollin YES!
I forgive you for your insane comments in the space fart thread.
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Those are 100% sarcasm...
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" Cold Leftovers From Last Week's Turd Buffet "
:lol :rollin :rollin :lol
:lolavarium:
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How Aussies Respond to Terrorism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HKW1YxQ8nc&ab_channel=shooterwilliamson)
:rollin
Legit Blob?
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His grandma crocheted a shark blanket...
(https://i.imgur.com/inP1q7g.jpg)
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How Aussies Respond to Terrorism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HKW1YxQ8nc&ab_channel=shooterwilliamson)
:rollin
Legit Blob?
Seems pretty legit :lol
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His grandma crocheted a shark blanket...
(https://i.imgur.com/inP1q7g.jpg)
The American Flag is funnier :lol
MURICA !!!!!!
Why are Americans so obsessed with the flag ? In the UK - not one person gives a crap about the Union Jack :biggrin: :biggrin:
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The position of the fin is rather unfortunate.
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The position of the fin is rather unfortunate.
Maybe the grandma never added a fin at all......
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Maybe Kotow is onto something and he just really likes that American flag.
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The position of the fin is rather unfortunate.
Maybe the grandma never added a fin at all......
If so that kid will go places in life.
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The position of the fin is rather unfortunate.
I thought it was an elephant's trunk? either way, it is unfortunate.
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'Ma, did you say this is for naptime or faptime' ?
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I like all your generalizations of Americans, Dave.
I wouldn't have a single reaction to seeing the American flag being pooped on or burned. Could not possibly care less.
But yes, awesome blanky.
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I'm just happy that I thought the picture was funny because it's a crappy knitted shark.
It took me a while before I noticed the dorsal fin was in an unfortunate place.
:)
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:metal
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How Aussies Respond to Terrorism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HKW1YxQ8nc&ab_channel=shooterwilliamson)
:rollin
Legit Blob?
Seems pretty legit :lol
:rollin
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He has a boner on his knee?
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DTF: Nitpicking till the end.
(I must admit, I thought the same thing)
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(https://i.imgur.com/sYOlHj7.png)
File this under : " Umm......funny because Star Wars ??? "
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File this under : " Umm......funny because Star Wars ??? "
Or file it under you didn't get the joke? The character's name is Jed Clampett, from the Beverly Hillbillies, so the joke is a play on his name.
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::) That's exactly WHY it's not funny.
People seem to think that adding STAR WARS to a picture makes it fucking aweosme!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
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I mean, I'm not a huge Star Wars fan and don't think it's funny either, but...were you picked on by a gang of Star Wars fans as a child?
(Shhhh! It's a thing. They didn't get picked on. They do the picking. It's true.)
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It's not funny because Star Wars, it's funny because wordplay and funny Photoshop juxtaposing two very different fictional characters/worlds.
Maybe just don't crap on everything you don't find funny in a thread about funny things. It brings down the funny.
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Blob, hang with us old farts. We get it. :lol
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Maybe just don't crap on everything you don't find funny in a thread about funny things.
What? You can do that?
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Maybe just don't crap on everything you don't find funny in a thread about funny things.
What? You can do that?
:emo: I'm so sorry. I literally had no idea. Forgive me.
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Maybe just don't crap on everything you don't find funny in a thread about funny things.
What? You can do that?
That's not funny.
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The Clickbait Song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFxwBRWIIs)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
https://i.imgur.com/B3ZDM2o.gifv
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Was expecting seagull.
Not like that though. :lol
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I assume that was fake.
At least, I hope that was fake. :|
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You've never seen " Hilarious home videos " or any show of that nature ?
They're usually jam-packed with clips of people at the beach getting crapped on by seagulls or pigeons.
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You've never seen " Hilarious home videos " or any show of that nature ?
You mean the kinds of shows that were popular 20 years ago before being replaced by the internet, where they'd show videos of kids getting hurt complete with added comic sound effects and stupid voiceover?
I wouldn't think you'd be the kind of person to have seen or enjoyed those any more than me. :lol :P
(and the staging with the first poop while she looked away was too convenient, and the poop didn't look legit in my experience as a poopologist).
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Now that I know it's not disgusting, I can safely laugh at it. :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeDKZ8WmTTs
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Yeah it had to be fake, it was just too perfect.
What's funny because it's real: Those crappy home video shows still exist to this day. :lol
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What's funny because it's real: Those crappy home video shows still exist to this day. :lol
Those crappy home video shows are still good for a laugh when there is nothing else on tv too
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I wouldn't think you'd be the kind of person to have seen or enjoyed those any more than me. :lol :P
I haven't been for a good 15 - 20 years. But back in the day I used to love watching them. But then I got into proper comedy like Eddie Izzard and Jasper Carrott and Bill Bailey and Monty Python.
These days I can't bear anything with a laugh track. Unless its a genuinely funny show.
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I hate Cookie Monster metal, but this is AWESOME. You're The One That I Want (Grease) - Death Metal Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGWRAT-W7o
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(https://i.imgur.com/McQfOfb.gif)
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:rollin
Fucking Trump.
Is a chump.
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The other guys' faces make this more funnier.
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Right!? It's a total 'cool guy look'. :rollin
All of this is exasperated by the fact that I blew on my screen cause internet.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vYNxUxr.jpg)
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/aebf7c86183710ace291eafc8ececb41/tumblr_nihdizwmiT1qzfebyo1_500.gif)
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:clap:
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Mind blown.
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:rollin
Fucking Trump.
Is a chump.
Seriously - why the fuck does he wear that thing ? Does he honestly think nobody thinks it's a piece ?
Jasper Carrott once said that if you see a bald guy - you don't take any notice but you see a guy wearing a wig and you're like :o He's wearing a wig !!!!!!
And then he goes " I've got a secret. I need to confess " - and replies " Oh right, what's that then, wiggy ? :neverusethis: " :lol
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/2e3c9456c21da125559493370eebfc21.jpg)
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???
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Maybe you have to be American to get it.
Colonel Sanders is the guy who started Kentucky Fried Chicken.
General Tso = General Tso's Chicken, a fairly popular Chinese food item here in the USA.
Chicken & Chicken.
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Probably old, but....
(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/slayerlame_zps0fokvqsf.jpg~original)
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:rollin That face... Oh boy.
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(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11924747_10207103880372290_8728080123449888976_n.jpg?oh=f8a233bb364c6cd7f3bec6c47762d608&oe=5673DB2F)
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Gotta love when people use "your" for BOTH meanings of the word in the same sentence...
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(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11924747_10207103880372290_8728080123449888976_n.jpg?oh=f8a233bb364c6cd7f3bec6c47762d608&oe=5673DB2F)
:lol :lol
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Gotta love when people use "your" for BOTH meanings of the word in the same sentence...
I noticed that too. Hey, I didn't make the meme....
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Probably old, but....
(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/slayerlame_zps0fokvqsf.jpg~original)
I thought only "tr00" METHUL-HEADZ thought Slayer was "F-in Awesome Dude! :metal"
Everyone else thinks they're a laughably comic by-the-numbers-try-ing-way-too-hard-to-be-Br00tal-joke-band
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12002776_10201046472480061_5067842783991070937_n.jpg?oh=213dc570671df2a44bf74f790d61bd30&oe=569EA1CE)
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Maybe if he had dropped the duece in the canal first, he wouldn't be making that face.
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Maybe if he had dropped the duece in the canal first, he wouldn't be making that face.
LMFAO! :lol
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;)
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12019786_919486478128185_577087114443584173_n.jpg?oh=028f0af1a0c1aefa918448c4ac88ba78&oe=56673E50)
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/slayerlame_zps0fokvqsf.jpg~original)
If that's the teenage daughter on the far left, then second from the left is mom? 'Cause she's pretty hot.
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I thought only "tr00" METHUL-HEADZ thought Slayer was "F-in Awesome Dude! :metal"
Everyone else thinks they're a laughably comic by-the-numbers-try-ing-way-too-hard-to-be-Br00tal-joke-band
It may be hard for some people to wrap their head around, but honestly... There was a small group of people who laughed at bands like Venom, Slayer and all the other over the top satanic bands, but when it was all new, it scared the living crap out of the majority.
Sortof like that TV movie "The Day After" (which was a major TV event about what would life be like after a nuclear war). Nowadays, all I hear about is people making fun of how stupid it was. But when that *first* aired, the shock wave through everyone I knew in school was just nothing short of sheer terror. The reaction among school kids my own age was very close to how many kids reacted to seeing 9/11 happen, or the Challenger shuttle blowing up. And yes, I know that's comparing a real event to a TV movie, but we were all under the impression that we were watching a realistic version of what life would be like after a nuclear holocaust....and everyone around us was telling us that it was imminent. Like, it was GOING to happen, it was just a matter of when.
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Slayer are just too easy though. Releasing an album on September 11. :lolpalm:
If they were a parody band they'd be hilarious.
Kerry actually thinks he's being really Br00tal. But actually it's just pathetic.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Z3ZAGNW.jpg)
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You (I guess that's you on the right?) kinda look like Michael J. Fox, and on first glance, I thought your dad (?) was Bernie Sanders.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Z3ZAGNW.jpg)
I like this...this is truly funny.
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Lea Thompson is still amazingly beautiful. She's 54, and damned right I would.
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Lea Thompson is still amazingly beautiful. She's 54, and damned right I would.
:hifive:
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(https://puu.sh/k9rtZ/c5a679d694.jpg)
(https://puu.sh/k9rwN/a19470ac8f.jpg)
(https://puu.sh/k9ryf/8127c85da8.jpg)
I think those are a testament to how good the makeup artists were. They didn't go overboard, but they hit all the right nuances to age them gracefully. In that timeline, anyway.
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I think it's also a testament to how good cosmetic surgeons are. ;)
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I think it's also a testament to how good cosmetic surgeons are. ;)
(https://www.virginmedia.com/images/JackieStallone290x400.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lead_gDb48w
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^hahaha, the subtitles
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^hahaha, the subtitles
:rollin :rollin
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^hahaha, the subtitles
:rollin :rollin
:tup
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/5962cfd439685f1bbaf4704a34bd68ed.jpg)
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Bro code
(https://giant.gfycat.com/AmplePlayfulBoto.gif)
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/5efbd414846c7a82585d5150efeda9b4.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/l/t1.0-9/10956647_739406789496955_1434758465989794814_n.jpg?oh=d19701c20ba6d9af25bee0ca70073c10&oe=5669618D)
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(https://i.imgur.com/J5ssrf5.png)
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I wasn't sure where to post this one. I think it's likely that grandma here doesn't read English and has no idea what the shirt says, but you never know.
(https://i.imgur.com/8ZfVUhM.png)
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Even if you can't read it, surely you could understand the pictures. :lol And if you understood none of it, you probably shouldn't wear it. I wouldn't wear a shirt if I didn't know wtf it was.
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Maybe she's a freak and is advertising... :heybaby:
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Maybe she's a freak and is advertising... :heybaby:
Old people need lovin too.
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Go, Grandma! :tup
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/albumdiscuss_zpsq10eck37.jpg~original)
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:marriageanalogy:
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(https://media.ifunny.com/results/2014/12/27/kqvzmt3nev.jpg)
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Jeopardy contestant gets Trebek to say "Turd Ferguson".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHFBltF44uo
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(https://replygif.net/i/1187.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/4N2T6eq.jpg)
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How to get back at someone.
(https://i.imgur.com/XlXr76C.jpg?2)
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Brilliant!!!
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(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/7366b830ce15dfb668a89e2e0402d0b2abd217ddf1336245de23ebeea89d4e77_1.jpg)
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Puppy caught eating paper decides killing witness is the only way out. (https://vine.co/v/eFEM1DwZhmz)
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12002268_934236326655189_1753692036337805937_n.jpg?oh=d401c1529d4760e715ceaf748e9f0ebb&oe=56A025DD)
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Puppy caught eating paper decides killing witness is the only way out. (https://vine.co/v/eFEM1DwZhmz)
:lol :lol
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A guitar body made out of a giant tortilla chip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRmsm6xoCU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRmsm6xoCU)
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Queso Palooza!
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Porn foley artist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEm4lGKY8k)
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Must have been a while.
(https://i.imgur.com/SCNLyPY.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0P0BX1.png)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPS0IbEWEAAEFOK.jpg:large)
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UFC commentary with an unfortunate name....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFMNTC1pScI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFMNTC1pScI)
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:rollin
"steaming punch to ..."
"has 5 minutes to recover"
Classic!
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Boyfriend pushes Girlfriend off cliff (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuv__-nyO1M&feature=youtu.be)
Yes it's incredibly mean but I still can't stop laughing, that distant scream is hilarious. I pretty sure though that I wouldn't been able to do it myself either.
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Oh shit... :laugh: Interesting. I didn't find it hilarious, but still funny. Great that it turned out okay (I guess it did? And I also wonder if she really did break up with him...I'm betting no), but I wonder what would've happened if it went wrong, video-wise and personal-wise (I'm guessing it wouldn't be uploaded but would've gone viral somehow, later down the line). How broken would he be? I don't think this is as dangerous as the usual dumbfucks in the comment section are making it but even so...can't predict everything and that kind of height would surely have some unknown trajectories. Although it does look to be a pretty wide open space down below, but there's not a very good view. I wouldn't ever do anything like that to someone, even if they were strapped in ten fold, simply because of the idea that something COULD go wrong.
DTF - fuckin' up the funny with over-analysis.
And yeah I'd never do anything like that. I've been in way more than enough fatal situations that I'm not one of the adrenaline junkies or bored motherfuckers looking to get some kind of high. After being through a certain amount of shit in your life, you kind of want a specific amount of boredom; at least for me. I've stared death in the face enough times, thank you very fucking much. :lol
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Yeah, I'd never even get in the harness or anything. Not even close.
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Yea I don't support him pushing her. I'm trying to think myself into her shoes because I think she wants to do it but don't have the guts to jump of the cliff so if someone pushed me gently i'm not sure I would have been that mad because deep down I want to do it. Then again anyone who does something they didn't think they could do are usually more proud that they did it BY themself and overcome that fear. That is usually more important then the actual in this case "giant swing".
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That too, it more than likely ruined the experience for her afterwards despite the adrenaline rush, which is usually either the point for some and/or a huge factor (obviously, I guess). But I can totally see that being a really big fuck up in the whole ordeal, that she was unwillingly forced into it instead of feeling that same adrenaline rush and 'fun' and then being proud she had the guts to go through with it.
Now I kind of wish she broke up with him. :lol I think I'd laugh at that more than the video if there was some way to find out.
*Stalks*
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-berievable
https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/ (https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/)
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Yea I don't support him pushing her. I'm trying to think myself into her shoes because I think she wants to do it but don't have the guts to jump of the cliff so if someone pushed me gently i'm not sure I would have been that mad because deep down I want to do it. Then again anyone who does something they didn't think they could do are usually more proud that they did it BY themself and overcome that fear. That is usually more important then the actual in this case "giant swing".
The guy who pushed her almost died, too. If you look closely, the girl seems to instinctively try to pull him with her :o
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-berievable
https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/ (https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/)
Unbelievable.
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Yea I don't support him pushing her. I'm trying to think myself into her shoes because I think she wants to do it but don't have the guts to jump of the cliff so if someone pushed me gently i'm not sure I would have been that mad because deep down I want to do it. Then again anyone who does something they didn't think they could do are usually more proud that they did it BY themself and overcome that fear. That is usually more important then the actual in this case "giant swing".
The guy who pushed her almost died, too. If you look closely, the girl seems to instinctively try to pull him with her :o
He's strapped to the ground and secured. But even so, shit happens so who knows if it'd hold?
I mean, all in all these guys seem like they're pretty secured and taking every precaution, but even with all that... I'm the dude that will shake if I'm on a ladder that's higher than usual. Soooo fuck that, even with all the restraints. :lol
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-berievable
https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/ (https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/)
This is the greatest thing Yoko Ono has ever done!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-berievable
https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/ (https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/)
This is the greatest thing Yoko Ono has ever done!
Didn't watch more than 5 seconds, but I believe it's pronounced unberievabre.
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unberievabrly bad. impossibru-ly bad.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-berievable
https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/ (https://www.facebook.com/JaanAryaBand/videos/10153573370265682/)
This is the greatest thing Yoko Ono has ever done!
:rollin Yes!
And you guys have no taste. That is a beautiful showcasing of a man's love!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
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Jimmy Fallon Sings "Hello" with Lionel Richie's Head (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXJSmGfw9oI)
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(https://i.imgur.com/5fWZiB8.png)
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Please Come Again ! :neverusethis:
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Yeah, after I pieced together what was going on with the receipt in the first place, that was an extra "punchline" I hadn't even expected.
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Ha. Oldie but a goodie.
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Jimmy Fallon Sings "Hello" with Lionel Richie's Head (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXJSmGfw9oI)
Following this post I did a round of Jimmy Fallon things. And though I never really found Jamie Foxx funny, this is really awesome:
Jimmy Fallon and Jamie Foxx Wheel of Musical Impressions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGidYBqBHVw)
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/jesus-vs-god.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/jesus-vs-god.jpg.html)
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:rollin
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[/God Logic]
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:clap:
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(https://puu.sh/km8dq/5f30ca6bfd.jpg)
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Gmillers post is way funnier with his signature.
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(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SELJAZL-YEc/Sa9cz8OjPSI/AAAAAAAAAEY/PBE7UGOA8F0/s1600/Jes%C3%83%C2%BAs%2BSonriendo%2B!.jpg)
Jesus said we'd find peace and love around every corner, but he made the world round, so he laughed and laughed, and couldn't stop laughing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/LuJVY82.jpg)
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:lol
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I don't get it - maybe I need to finish watching the series :P
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I don't get it - maybe I need to finish watching the series :P
Nailed it on the first take.
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/d73ebc74c43b2213e1efad350ea36310/tumblr_mw3mdyw9ix1rsd9coo1_500.gif)
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Wasn't "the pizza landing on the roof" an accident but they kept it?
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I don't know if it's true or not, but I read a while back that the entire pizza box was supposed to land on the roof.
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Yeah, the scene itself wasn't an accident, but I do recall reading that as well, Chino. But it works SO much better the way it is. Hilarious scene.
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I saw on Cracked just the other day that people are always throwing pizzas on the roof of the house, to the annoyance of the poor bastard that actually lives in the place.
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I saw on Cracked just the other day that people are always throwing pizzas on the roof of the house, to the annoyance of the poor bastard that actually lives in the place.
Ha, I just read that as well. You have good taste. The Truffle Shuffle house was another interesting one.
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Yep, I remember that as well; and Gilligan actually posted on some social media site to stop and that it was outrageous, etc.
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https://variety.com/2015/tv/news/breaking-bad-house-pizzas-vince-gilligan-1201450839/
“Breaking Bad” and “Better Call Saul” showrunner Vince Gilligan asked fans to stop the pie-slinging in the latest episode of the “Better Call Saul Insider Podcast.”
Gilligan said the woman and her husband who live in White’s residence in Albuquerque are used to fans coming to take pictures, and are fine with it within reason. But the notoriously obsessive “Breaking Bad” fans have gone overboard.
“There is nothing original, or funny, or cool about throwing a pizza on this lady’s roof,” Gilligan said. “It’s been done before — you’re not the first.”
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Yep, I remember that as well; and Gilligan actually posted on some social media site to stop and that it was outrageous, etc.
The guy that plays Ehrmantraut said if he catches anyone doing it he will hunt them down.
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:lol :metal
I'd be scared shitless if that guy showed up at my door.
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I don't know if it's true or not, but I read a while back that the entire pizza box was supposed to land on the roof.
Yea that sounds familiar. I just remember something wasn't going as planned.
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:tup
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/54BF78D7-DEAC-47A0-9CE6-9B020E3AFFD8.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/54BF78D7-DEAC-47A0-9CE6-9B020E3AFFD8.jpg.html)
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I don't know if I should... but... Ah, fuck it. People make fun of my religion and I don't mind.
(https://i.imgur.com/oKjAvKU.jpg)
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I'll be honest. I'm not getting the joke.
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Minesweeper. Trying to guess which one of them has a hidden bomb.
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Oh, OK.
ha
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/8295e7d7b659b52534a7b1cc01f7c2f5.jpg)
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I feel like I'm missing something on that last one.
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I feel like I'm missing something on that last one.
:tup The ball
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???
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/95c751a19fadcf5cbb53cf75b62872d4.jpg)
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I feel like I'm missing something on that last one.
:tup The ball
Well I get that they lost the ball, it happens from time to time. I was thinking maybe there was a joke somewhere in there that I wasn't seeing.
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I feel like I'm missing something on that last one.
:tup The ball
Well I get that they lost the ball, it happens from time to time. I was thinking maybe there was a joke somewhere in there that I wasn't seeing.
Nope, shitty golfers is the joke
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I feel like I'm missing something on that last one.
:tup The ball
Well I get that they lost the ball, it happens from time to time. I was thinking maybe there was a joke somewhere in there that I wasn't seeing.
Nope, shitty golfers is the joke
Then you need a mulligan, because you completely shanked it.
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The two looking for the ball clearly aren't the people in the first picture so it fails on all levels.
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/95c751a19fadcf5cbb53cf75b62872d4.jpg)
Haha !!! I love stuff like this. Same with those Asylum movies. Just hilariously blatant.
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The two looking for the ball clearly aren't the people in the first picture so it fails on all levels.
and yet I'm still amused so go figure! :biggrin:
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:tup well done you
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*snip*
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZNj179_700b.jpg)
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:lmao:
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while I understand that is funny because sex, it really doesn't make sense. Who wears a condom for that?
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while I understand that is funny because sex, it really doesn't make sense. Who wears a condom for that?
I don't think the two need to be connected that directly, it's more the placement of the ad in the same section and the context that puts it in. Don't overthink the funny! :lol
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hence my comment "it is funny because sex" :lol
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while I understand that is funny because sex, it really doesn't make sense. Who wears a condom for that?
Who wouldn't?
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uYRMFMaEL.jpg)
(https://archive.digtriad.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/130329044453_Bacon%20Flavored%20Condoms.jpg)
Hell... this makes me thinking about sucking some cock.
(https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-condoms/scotch-whisky-condoms.jpg)
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I've gotten head on several occasions with a condom on.
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/10d2aaf7d1ebac4f73eeffb5f22b0c41.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/YZXObbN.jpg)
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/PYw9tk9.gif)
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while I understand that is funny because sex, it really doesn't make sense. Who wears a condom for that?
Prostitutes lol but also people who want to use the flavored condoms or girls who are just being really safe against STDs.
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Shia LaBeouf's video mashed up with Daft Punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uAIdBF7LQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uAIdBF7LQ)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ETH8qOO.jpg)
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:clap:
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:alwayswatchingyou:
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d1c0c203d6717cfccefb75a9643dd948.jpg)
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d1c0c203d6717cfccefb75a9643dd948.jpg)
Now im covered. Thanks.
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I don't know what's worse. Those stupid troll like posts or the people that actually believe them.
" omfggggggg i don't want a monkey in my houseeeeeee wtf fb smh af "
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At the end of January 2014, 1.23 billion users were active on the website every month
Even if Facebook charged you $1 a year to use it - they'd still make $1bn . Not to mention all the money they make from advertising.
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(https://k46.kn3.net/1/4/7/6/8/A/19E.gif)
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I don't know what's worse. Those stupid troll like posts or the people that actually believe them.
" omfggggggg i don't want a monkey in my houseeeeeee wtf fb smh af "
One of my former bandmates, who I honestly thought was smarter than that, posted one of those stupid "disclaimers" one time. The one where you post "I hereby do not give Facebook permission to share any..." I was so disappointed, I just commented "Really, dude?" And he replied. "Really. Facebook has been conning people for years, etc."
Because I was feeling charitable, I took a few minutes to explain to him that everything Facebook does was spelled out in the user agreement which everyone (supposedly) read and agreed to when they set up their account. Posting something in your status does not negate that. We actually got into a discussion about it, which was surprise number two. He talked about how he only shares what he wants to share, with who he wants to share it with. I pointed out that he's posting stuff to the Internet, Facebook literally owns everything he chooses to give them, and even if they aren't evil and decide to change the rules (which is their right), it's still basically a giant server with your pictures and personal information, and servers can be hacked. Happens all the time. Rule #1 of The Internet: Share nothing you don't want the whole world to see, because it is not secure. Period.
He got all paranoid and said he was going to delete his account. So far, he has not, and that was like three years ago.
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(https://k46.kn3.net/1/4/7/6/8/A/19E.gif)
:rollin
I wish I could find it, but I can't. I saw a GIF last week of a girl screaming at a guy while they were eating at the table. He pulled out his phone and she stopped talking to pose for a selfie with him.
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I quit FB in 2011 and recently I started another one just for hosting pics because it's so piss easy to drag and drop into FB and link from there and Photobucket is SHITE.
But I soon started adding a very select number of friends and before I knew it - I was sick of it and deleted again. For good this time.
Twitter is getting annoying now too with pictures you can't hide and the plain white background... But it has it's uses.
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I find Twitter to be the most useless of all social media. I have one and have tweeted a few dozen times to politicians and stuff, but I never actually browse it. It's too much of a cluster fuck and I can't figure out who's talking to who. Not to mention the 140 character limit makes reading a huge pain in the ass. Every1 has 2 write stuff out like this jus 2 fit e'thing in a single tweet #NotSureIf140Characters
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No it forces people to write less VagueBook posts and get to the bloody point.
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Okay, that got a smile from me how cheesy it is...and it works that we have a cheesy smiley! :D
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I am not laughing out loud, but I am chuckling quietly at my desk at work.
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Crowd joining in a player's warm-up stretches.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ocvl1UZ.gif)
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I got this I got this I got this...
https://videos.huffingtonpost.com/spooked-guard-horse-jumps-into-bushes-with-rider-518605135
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/inflation_zpsnhtaaepc.jpg)
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listen all y'all it's a Savatage.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFiDO1DAC-Y
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/inflation_zpsnhtaaepc.jpg)
:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/DwrUdat.gifv)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wet_zpsmyc75amd.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/MmvCZ5E.jpg)
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That's one way to stick out from the rest. :lol
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PARTY CANNON IS SO TR00 KVLT
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Had to listen to these guys. Hahaha, great band name.
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♫♫ One of these things is not like the other. ♫♫
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(https://i.imgur.com/MmvCZ5E.jpg)
anyone want to take a stab at identifying all the names?
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Not I.
(https://i.imgur.com/ftKvoII.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/MmvCZ5E.jpg)
anyone want to take a stab at identifying all the names?
I think the one on the bottom right is Wolf King but I'm not sure.
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At first I thought the Party Cannon was inserted to make it funnier, but this poster seems to be legit?
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eJaculator VR, never have a product been more self-explanatory. :lol
https://techcrunch.com/2015/09/30/the-ejaculator-is-a-vr-based-pleasure-machine-for-the-lads/
and the we have the promotion video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMQ0EIfnLY
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When you wake up to Pantera.
(https://i.imgur.com/hQ2e1sD.gif)
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Ok this might be the biggest trolling act i've ever witnessed:
https://youtu.be/t3r51QI4Ctw
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Now THAT is how you troll; that was beautiful. Just beautiful. Complete poker face the whole time and tonally even, not a single moment of wavering. What a dipshit, that woman...and most of the topic of that conversation, even if the guy wasn't trolling. :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/MmvCZ5E.jpg)
Just gotta take a little Bay Area pride here, that's our local metal club, the Oakland Metro Opera House. great fucking place. I saw the Anathema/Alcest show there as well as a few others.
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Honey boo boo debut single, Oh god...
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/vomit.gif) (https://s213.photobucket.com/user/black_floyd_2007/media/vomit.gif.html) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqvgoPMd7d8
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/honey-boo-boo-02.gif)
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I could only make it halfway before the obscenities and crimes against humanity started popping up in my head. I know there's no other place for it but 'funny' is a far cry from what this is... I was gonna say that little turd muffin annoys the hell out of me, but it's her parents that annoy the hell out of me... or whatever those things are that 'raised' (horrible term to use) that half-wit princess from hell.
I know damn well too that most of the hatred thrown their way is for the fact that they're filled with pies and cakes and candies (oh my!); but y'know, that's too easy...they're horrible because they're fucking horrible. I really do feel bad for that kid. She is gonna realize one day how much her parents fucked up her life and attempted to benefit from the deranged viral circus it caused. Well...maybe...she might be too brain dead by then. We'll see. I'm sure that shit will go viral as well so there's no way I'll miss it.
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(https://www.beheadingboredom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Dbj4TBz.jpg)
GOD DAMN IT I'M NO BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER BULLIES!!! *runs*
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Honey boo boo debut single, Oh god...
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/vomit.gif) (https://s213.photobucket.com/user/black_floyd_2007/media/vomit.gif.html) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqvgoPMd7d8
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/honey-boo-boo-02.gif)
Yah know..... I had a really good Friday and was looking forward to this weekend. I just got semi-sloshed at a science museum, followed by pizza, and had a most excellent time. So many good vibes. You just fucked everything up. Thanks.
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:lol
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Canadian thug life? https://thedailywhat.cheezburger.com/share/8571250432
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You think Jade Helm is bad? Get a load of this shit... The Bagel Conspiracy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA07D5dwrJ0
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(https://i.imgur.com/yb9y7Kc.gif)
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:rollin :rollin
Tired of getting whacked on the head? Get whacked on the head.
Fuckin' LOVE those Japanese!
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#PissForEquality
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(https://i.imgur.com/LabyOUs.png)
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:rollin :rollin
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I hate being that guy.. but gaaaawd do I hate the memes like that... It works so much better if you just post a link of the skit. Great skit, it's hilarious; got me good the first time I saw it. I'm not sure if I'd crack a smile if I saw it like that... I didn't this time just cause I've seen Key and Peele so damn much but even so... Eh! I just don't get it, mainly. Why? If it's not online that one thing, but almost every time I've seen one of those, I know it's online (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGfyEff263A)... So much better! You miss all the little intricacies and nuances of how he says it like he's a fucking genius and the main punch. :lol I dunno. Not hatin' on ya, Boom. Just one of those things that I finally had to say something about. I see those all the time and never understood it...
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Oh sorry had no idea who Key and Peele was. Just saw the meme without context. The skit is hilarious.
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Oh dear. :(
I watched the video and it COMPLETELY should have ended where the meme ended.
THATS THE JOKE.
I hate when OBVIOUS PUNCHLINES are ruined by one more line that explains it for morons.
Like :
Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
...
It's me Doctor Who.
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I have no idea who the guys are, and I probably wouldn't watch a YouTube clip of them, so the meme worked fine for me. It's just transferring the joke to a different medium. I can see how it's probably not as good as a clip, but I'll never see the clip, and this way I get to enjoy the joke.
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I have no idea who the guys are, and I probably wouldn't watch a YouTube clip of them, so the meme worked fine for me. It's just transferring the joke to a different medium. I can see how it's probably not as good as a clip, but I'll never see the clip, and this way I get to enjoy the joke.
Yeah, was going to say this. To be honest when I'm browsing the internet I'm generally not looking for stuff that I have to listen to - I'm normally listening to my own choice of music if alone or browsing silently while with other people, quite possibly with something on the TV in the background. If I see a random video I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to watch it / listen to it.
Many of the images / jokes are actually shit of course so I'd be fine with not seeing them (that one in this thread was pretty funny, in image/text form too), but nothing wrong with it in principle. People that don't know or care what it's from see it, people that recognise it can go "Heh, reminds me of that joke from that show" or whatever.
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In this case I thought the meme-ized version was better for my reasons above.
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Even better.
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I read this once a while ago, but ran across it again today. Kinduva long read, but fun if you're into that kind of thing. Click each panel to biggify and make them easier to read.
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12105798_1117982775019585_683555736211514833_n.png?oh=2a4b151e733cf839dc60777df1d1b519&oe=568B3384)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12107257_1117982845019578_5066407332085164975_n.png?oh=df7c1f7e920647ce8dea280f8e71dc75&oe=569EC73A)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12105702_1117982925019570_2806789358273299876_n.png?oh=5e4babd0f7ee425a127527b5a9039389&oe=56D306A0)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12107806_1117983011686228_4821759100160166157_n.png?oh=5cd2936c75c2a786b37297a46e5820c3&oe=569FA185)
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:clap:
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yep, we're awesome.
Hey, there's the ice cream truck! brb
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I got this I got this I got this...
https://videos.huffingtonpost.com/spooked-guard-horse-jumps-into-bushes-with-rider-518605135 (https://videos.huffingtonpost.com/spooked-guard-horse-jumps-into-bushes-with-rider-518605135)
Why didn't he just use the sword?
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yNm5RZoL2Ro/hqdefault.jpg)
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Nice .JPG
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Must be an underground band.
(https://i.imgur.com/iUXwHIh.gif)
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Must be an underground band.
:facepalm:
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:footloose:
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Zydar's favourites are all underground.
At least now they are. :zydar:
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(https://i.imgur.com/zqNJLSf.png)
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Life, The Universe, and Everything
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Life, The Universe, and Everything
And now kangaroo deaths too. :lol
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I loved Airwolf back in the day and today I stumbled upon Jan Michael Vincents twitter page and OMG:
https://mobile.twitter.com/airwolf4life
If you are a fan of Airwolf seasons 1-3, send me CASH! If you like season 4, I'll send YOU a big FUCK YOU! You are a moron! Send CASH anyway
I'm offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to kiss my ass. $100 CASH. Limited time offer. Bring CASH and kiss my ass. #money
:rollin
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I loved Airwolf back in the day and today I stumbled upon Jan Michael Vincents twitter page and OMG:
https://mobile.twitter.com/airwolf4life
If you are a fan of Airwolf seasons 1-3, send me CASH! If you like season 4, I'll send YOU a big FUCK YOU! You are a moron! Send CASH anyway
I'm offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to kiss my ass. $100 CASH. Limited time offer. Bring CASH and kiss my ass. #money
:rollin
You might enjoy this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLB4dU3Yc6M
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Holy crap, have you guys checked Jan Michael Vincent's Wikipedia page, specifically his personal life. Wooooow.
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He's got a couple tiny issues. :lol
I laugh but it's sad. Truly. Perfect example of why you should stay the fuck away from drugs/alcohol if you can't control it (or at all just to live longer, healthier if you can have fun and enjoy life without it...but props to those who can moderate and be smart about it). The guy is all kinds of fucked up.
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I loved Airwolf back in the day and today I stumbled upon Jan Michael Vincents twitter page and OMG:
https://mobile.twitter.com/airwolf4life
If you are a fan of Airwolf seasons 1-3, send me CASH! If you like season 4, I'll send YOU a big FUCK YOU! You are a moron! Send CASH anyway
I'm offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to kiss my ass. $100 CASH. Limited time offer. Bring CASH and kiss my ass. #money
:rollin
Everyone that follows me is a piece of shit.
Inspiration.
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(https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/exorcist-story.jpg)
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Holy crap, have you guys checked Jan Michael Vincent's Wikipedia page, specifically his personal life. Wooooow.
Yes he obviously has or have alcohol and drug problems but I still think some of his tweets are hilarious but I guess not everyone thinks that.
@watsonclaire66 fuck you I flew werewolf, I mean, Airwolf!!!
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(https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/exorcist-story.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/excellent.jpg)
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Jan-Michael Vincent has returned today. I'm just like Jesus Christ but I'll never die like he did because I'm not a pussy.
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:metal :lol :corn
...
:| :sadpanda:
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Probably a re-post but whatever.
(https://i.imgur.com/YduTLzG.jpg)
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That can't really be Jan-Michael Vincent's real Twitter page.
Can it?
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That can't really be Jan-Michael Vincent's real Twitter page.
Can it?
Yeah, the dude's a real mess. However he's probably exaggerating his attitude and bitterness somewhat.
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(https://i.imgur.com/idCVVxZ.jpg)
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:lol
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That can't really be Jan-Michael Vincent's real Twitter page.
Can it?
Yeah, the dude's a real mess. However he's probably exaggerating his attitude and bitterness somewhat.
You think? (https://twitter.com/airwolf4life/status/552634673655197696)
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(https://i.imgur.com/idCVVxZ.jpg)
Those Halloween whoppers definitely have a, shall we say, tranformative effect on you.
But that's not it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/idCVVxZ.jpg)
I love how well done that meme is. The guys really look like each other, I mean other than the obvious. By changing the angle for the guy in the third panel, you don't get a direct comparison of their profiles, which helps with the illusion, and the dab of mayonnaise on the lip is a nice touch.
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Their hairline is identical :lol
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Yep, and obviously when you turn from Asian to Afro, your hair changes from straight to nappy. It all makes sense.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
Burger King makes new burger with black buns.
Black buns turn your shit green.
Internet has a field day.
Someone makes joke that black bun turns you black.
Laughter ensues.
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DO they also have a...
...Black Fry Day ? :neverusethis:
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DO they also have a...
...Black Fry Day ? :neverusethis:
Yeah, and they also serve it to Obama on Air Force One.
It's Barack Fly Day
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God's gif to man.
(https://i.imgur.com/iJMIuWu.gif)
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lol
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lol
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(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/volvo-uses-the-most-expensive-crash-test-dummies_61-1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/XgGmVV6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vcovCVY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/9MiiPXG.jpg)
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Or .... " Vegans ".
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Yep. Always kinda bugged me, but only kinda, because I understand the necessity of it for general audiences.
I liked in The Wrath of Khan when the Enterprise and the Reliant were in the nebula, and Spock said that Khan's pattern reflected "two-dimensional thinking". Kirk used that to his advantage by sneaking up the Z-axis, even if they were still in parallel planes.
The best example was in "All Good Things" when they came charging straight up the Z-axis (at Warp 13!) blasting through the other ship's hull. That was sweet.
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That refitted Enterprise was awesome. The gun turret laser gave me an instant hardon as a kid when I saw it.
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That refitted Enterprise was awesome. The gun turret laser gave me an instant hardon as a kid when I saw it.
I always thought it was a 3rd warp nacelle?
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The 3rd nacelle was cool, but that weapon on the front was killer.
I can't believe I can't find a single screen shot of that battle (well, not really a battle). It was an awesome visual and no one captured it?
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Yep. Always kinda bugged me, but only kinda, because I understand the necessity of it for general audiences.
I liked in The Wrath of Khan when the Enterprise and the Reliant were in the nebula, and Spock said that Khan's pattern reflected "two-dimensional thinking". Kirk used that to his advantage by sneaking up the Z-axis, even if they were still in parallel planes.
The best example was in "All Good Things" when they came charging straight up the Z-axis (at Warp 13!) blasting through the other ship's hull. That was sweet.
Yeah i saw a video ages ago about sci fi always presenting space as 2D.
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I can't believe I can't find a single screen shot of that battle (well, not really a battle). It was an awesome visual and no one captured it?
Here you go...
(https://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080309070255/memoryalpha/en/images/1/16/USS_Enterprise-D_2395,_firing_phasers.jpg)
Greetings...
Nef
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Thanks, Nef!
Memory is a tricky thing. I was sure I remembered seeing the new ship coming straight "up" the Z, perpendicular to the other ship's XY, blasting a hole right through it's hull. None of the screen caps I could find came close to that, so maybe it was all in my head.
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What about Trekcore?
https://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=176&page=70
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(https://i.imgur.com/Io08vWn.gif)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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What about Trekcore?
https://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=176&page=70
Thank You!
Yes, this is exactly what I was looking for. How did this not come up in the first several pages of Googling "star trek" + "all good things"?
(https://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s7/7x25/allgoodthings1043.jpg)
(https://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s7/7x25/allgoodthings1048.jpg)
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No idea, they might block search engines from caching it, or maybe Google can't search them well, but Trekcore is well known on the nerdy scifi-related sites I visit. Very handy site for reference. :tup
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Would a third nacelle actually add more speed ?
I guess two is better than one - and some small Starships only have the One Nacelle.
Does it depend on the Nacelle or the warp core ? A car with five wheels wouldn't go faster if the engine was still the same ?
They probably just did it " because cool " .
I might actually watch All Good Things later. I'd love to find a Remastered Blu Ray of that episode. It would be like having a decent TNG movie :lol
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Would a third nacelle actually add more speed ?
I guess two is better than one - and some small Starships only have the One Nacelle.
Does it depend on the Nacelle or the warp core ? A car with five wheels wouldn't go faster if the engine was still the same ?
They probably just did it " because cool " .
I might actually watch All Good Things later. I'd love to find a Remastered Blu Ray of that episode. It would be like having a decent TNG movie :lol
They did it because it looked cool. I thought that they had established that warp nacelles worked in pairs. Even shuttlecraft have two. I initially figured they did it in AGT because more power is always better, but that would be the warp core, rather than the warp engines. Besides which, Defiant only had 2 nacelles despite being more than a little overpowered.
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Would a third nacelle actually add more speed ?
I guess two is better than one - and some small Starships only have the One Nacelle.
Does it depend on the Nacelle or the warp core ? A car with five wheels wouldn't go faster if the engine was still the same ?
They probably just did it " because cool " .
I might actually watch All Good Things later. I'd love to find a Remastered Blu Ray of that episode. It would be like having a decent TNG movie :lol
They did it because it looked cool. I thought that they had established that warp nacelles worked in pairs. Even shuttlecraft have two. I initially figured they did it in AGT because more power is always better, but that would be the warp core, rather than the warp engines. Besides which, Defiant only had 2 nacelles despite being more than a little overpowered.
Saladin class destroyers have one nacelle. Also, the USS Kelvin in ST09
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Holy fucking cock-cheese this shit is so not funny.
and yet... :rollin :corn :metal (I don't even fucking like Star Trek and have no idea what you guys are talking about)
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Because of this thread derailing, I've spent my last 45 minutes looking Enterprise (and Reliant) blueprints online...
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When I was a young lad I remember my brother had the original paper Franz Joseph version of the blueprints and the tech manual. I always thought it was cool that they put that much detail into it all.
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(https://i.imgur.com/W4pvA7C.gif)
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I posted that in the .gif thread a few weeks ago :P
Anyhoo, this reminded me of our very own.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BF_9h8FCEAA_7I6.png)
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(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10295698_549995131789545_5815561067840024112_n.jpg?oh=111810b1362a580c70b379a1d4d0324a&oe=569998B5)
(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/476436CC-19F8-4718-ADB8-73B620A5A652_zpsslmqh2ie.jpg)
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11800415_1169859829697609_7157353500792519522_n.jpg?oh=b124408ebe6ea1190294a3099fb00433&oe=5685C562)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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:clap:
Oh, BTW
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/whenthedustsettles_zpsdxrux8f4.jpg)
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:metal
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Should that be " After A While ? " ??? I'm not that familiar with the phrase...
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Yes it should.
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It's "after while crocodile" in the song it's referencing.
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Written by some dyslexic moron !!! :D
It's funny when people try to sell you " beats " on Twitter because you mentioned that you are a songwriter. :lol
" Hit me up for beats. "
Errr. No. I'm a musician mate. I write entire songs. Drums. Bass. Guitar. The lot. :lol
I don't need to BUY something you shat out on Reason in 5 minutes :lol
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It's "after while crocodile" in the song it's referencing.
This. "After while", being slang for "see you later". It should probably be spelled 'while.
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I've always heard it as "in a while, crocodile". The rhythm of the syllables works better. I've never heard a song use the phrase, though.
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It's "after while crocodile" in the song it's referencing.
See-you-later-alligator
After-a-while-crocodile
Leaving out the "a" is not part of it. At least, not in civilized society. "After while" isn't correct in any circumstance.
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Oh wow, I wasn't even aware it was referencing a song. That said, I obviously don't know the lyrics but would like to add that there are a SHIT-TON of lyrics that are grammatically incorrect. But I'm not arguing whether it's 'after while' or 'after a while', mainly because I don't couldn't care that much if I tried. :police:
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It's "after while crocodile" in the song it's referencing.
See-you-later-alligator
After-a-while-crocodile
Leaving out the "a" is not part of it. At least, not in civilized society. "After while" isn't correct in any circumstance.
:hifive:
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Horseshit. It's after while. Zydar lives a quarter of the way across the planet and he knows how it goes.
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But why would anyone even say "after while" when "in a while" is both grammatically correct and fits the structure better?
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But why would anyone even say "after while" when "in a while" is both grammatically correct and fits the structure better?
ALIENS
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I thought it was just a saying...I heard it all the time living in the south, both in Texas and Louisiana. Then again I'm pretty sure we all know that both of the more....'homely' parts of the states aren't exactly known for their wildly intellectual traditions. I've always heard the saying that's in the meme exactly how it is. No one has ever said to me "after a while, crocadile!". From what I've known, it's said by a lot of people and I've never heard anyone throw their arms up over it. But then again, for as much as I love this place, people have debates about the most asinine shit. Whatever makes you feel justified/right. :tup
At the end of the day the people who say it will keep on saying it the way it's always been. Or you guys can send letters/emails to said people and maybe they'll change because you say it's grammatically incorrect. There are tons of shit in each of our respective environments no matter where we live that have sayings and traditions that are wrong and always will be wrong and they'll always be the same.
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But why would anyone even say "after while" when "in a while" is both grammatically correct and fits the structure better?
Why would anyone even say "after while" at all, since it makes no sense?
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That's my point. People are saying it because of some song, but why did some idiot use those words in the song when there's another phrase that works better?
If people aren't saying it because of the song, then I have no idea. My dad taught me that the response to "See you later, alligator" is "In a while, crocodile" when I was four years old, and for the past 49 years I wasn't aware that there was any other acceptable response. Now I find out that most people use a different phrase, and it's also completely stupid.
My hopes for the human race lie in ruins. Not because of this; just in general. This is only one example of why.
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Same kind of people that say " i'm having a mind grain " :lol
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Where's the funny stuff.
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Where's the funny stuff.
Jesus christ, this. The contrite and seeming anger towards such a harmless thing is baffling. :chill ... or masturbate. I dunno but...wow. (https://www.millenniumforums.com/images/smilies/user603505_pic62805_1285789637.gif)
Here guys, have a James:
(https://s18.postimg.org/g6i7iqbhh/labrie_dance.gif)
(https://s18.postimg.org/awd8rfr8n/suddenlyjames_zps512a0c49.gif)
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After a while the funnies return
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4
meow bitch
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After while, kitties go nyan.
:police:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4
meow bitch
That was beautiful.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Ms6j0zn.gif)
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:lol I love that man so much.
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Tony the Tiger is Back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJvzgLWTrcs
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Holy fuck. Really not sure if :D or if :|
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:lol I love that man so much.
He looks so different there compared to UHF :p
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The reason why police cats ain't a thing:
(https://i.imgur.com/Osw64Ay.gif)
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My dog figured out that trick :lol
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Tony the Tiger is Back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJvzgLWTrcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8accZ5422cs
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Swiggity swooty.
(https://i.imgur.com/cm1e53T.gif)
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Always did wonder what turtles did if they get an itch in their shell... :metal
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After while, kitties go nyan.
Made me think of my favorite youtuber. Guy is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_nAzNwyBo
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STAR DRUNK
A short film written and performed by drunk people...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrtQ9AdoM0
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First ever Unicorn sighting (https://youtu.be/AkW-EAkClbE)
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I thought Catholic priests were already PDF files....
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I thought Catholic priests were already PDF files....
:icy:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRnsZ49VAAALf_l.jpg)
OMFG I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!
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:biggrin: :biggrin:
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I thought Catholic priests were already PDF files....
Classic.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRnsZ49VAAALf_l.jpg)
OMFG I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!
Classic.
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Took a potshot at my buddy.
(https://puu.sh/kPAvu/b414c54f24.jpg)
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Not funny but just... awesome.
(https://i.imgur.com/oD8c7MK.jpg)
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:tup
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:tup
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bit-of-an-inconvenience-600x439.png)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/an-atheist-a-vegan-and-a-crossfitter.jpg)
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:lol Nice.
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(https://i.imgur.com/tRP8kHC.gif)
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Kid humour :p
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bit-of-an-inconvenience-600x439.png)
lol but what rating system is based on six stars? (i know its just a joke but thought that was kind of funny too)
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In the spirit of the day.
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In the spirit of the day.
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Is that Portnoy ?
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No.
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No.
Not yet...
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https://vimeo.com/44169145
I have no idea how Deniro kept a straight face.
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https://vimeo.com/44169145
I have no idea how Deniro kept a straight face.
Probably his years of acting experience.
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:lol
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https://vimeo.com/44169145
I have no idea how Deniro kept a straight face.
Probably his years of acting experience.
Exactly. It's a role. He mentally separates himself from the character and just does it. Still amazing, though.
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Perfect.
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(https://i.imgur.com/FNhnmaa.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/FNhnmaa.gif)
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJfejLup_E0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJfejLup_E0)
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(https://i.imgur.com/NAVndM7.gif)
And the flowers are still standing!
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/a6504090ca77b38b554cb76ae1a59139.jpg)
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/back%20door_zpsauwknejl.png)
Took me a second, but it was worth it.
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Took me a second, but it was worth it.
That's what he said.
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Amazing!
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Masterchef Junior uncensored (https://youtu.be/DuJ9L6X-sIE)
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(https://i.imgur.com/K7gSHVz.jpg)
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:laugh:
I love those kinds of cars. So many awesome thoughts of possibilities. It's magnified ten fold with it's a low riding truck with a big bed. Dumb. Fucks.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YjBiWcL.gif)
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/26/chewbacca-detained-for-lack-of-id-while-driving-darth-vader-to-ukraine-election?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews
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So the giraffes in your backyard will check you out?
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Popped up in my FB feed.
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Looks like Captain Obvious is journalist now.
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So the giraffes in your backyard will check you out?
Yes.
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:rollin
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That's hilarious :lol
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Holy crap. :lol
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Gary Busey on Prayer Hour (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6sG9M1IIL4)
:lol
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Surprise guitar solo!
(https://i.imgur.com/CScmqnj.gif)
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Never loses the beer, either! :tup
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I like to think she's using it as a slide
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Awesome! Definitely some quick thinking on her part.
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Am I the only one who thinks this looks shop'd?
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Not sure if srs...
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No, he's right. The guitar isn't even plugged in. Gotta be fake.
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(https://i.imgur.com/2xR778y.jpg)
:rollin
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No Rhythm Dude (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtctPQEY8yE)
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:clap:
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:rollin Jesus effing eff. Dat clap-sound-animation doe!! That's awesome. I like how the clapping is SUPER AUDIBLE.
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(https://i.imgur.com/wX7JzMP.jpg)
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Yes. I saw the bottom of the pic before I.........enlarged...:zydar:
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If Rocky 4 Happened For Real (obviously best if you've seen the film)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyWx1CkMTtI
I love how straight they played it.
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Ah.. had a quick glimpse.
Usually College Humour videos are 5 minutes of literally one joke.
I'm not overly familiar with Rocky IV or indeed any Rocky. I've probably seen V the most :lol but only because it was always on TV.
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Rock V is awful! There's not even a real fight at the end. I wouldn't use that as a basis to judge the franchise. :lol
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I know it's labelled the worst one. I might have seen the others at some point but once each. .
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I often see bits and pieces, but I've properly seen 1, maybe 2, 4, 5, and Rocky Balboa. I've yet to see 3, even though it gave us Hulk Hogan, the pitying of fools, and Eye of the Tiger.
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I know V had had Sly's real life son ( Sage ! ) who recently died in reality.
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That video wasn't particularly funny, but it was well done. I chuckled at "He just wanted to spend time at home with his family. And his robot."
I remember watching IV in the theater with some classmates. It was awesome. I don't think I ever saw a main character die in a movie before. Unless Top Gun came out first. A girl left the theater in tears when Creed was getting killed, said it was grossing her out. Good times.
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The Simpsons meets Pulp Fiction:
(https://i.imgur.com/wIrAQCf.gif)
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Interesting. . .
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I sometimes wonder what kind of mind comes up with stuff like that.
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I often see bits and pieces, but I've properly seen 1, maybe 2, 4, 5, and Rocky Balboa. I've yet to see 3, even though it gave us Hulk Hogan, the pitying of fools, and Eye of the Tiger.
I've been to the Rocky Balboa statue at the foot of the stairs at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. The same iconic set of stairs he runs to the top of in the first movie.
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(https://i.imgur.com/2xR778y.jpg)
Prejudice by Tim Minchin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw)
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Tim Minchin = poor man's Bill Bailey.
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(https://i.imgur.com/EjQQOWL.gif)
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Did we have this one?
(https://i.imgur.com/cgqNQv0.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11796409_10153039998272045_787811190677751483_n.jpg?oh=97b2c1b0125cbfd6f56a511dd5797862&oe=56BAE2F9)
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HAHA !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GDZBXZunzM&feature=youtu.be
Reminds me of my dad when he used to film our family vacations when I was a kid and from time to time forgot to turn off the VHS camera while going to the bathroom which we always found out everytime we watched it at home...
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/f42ofJn.gif)
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/b3/ed/e6b3ede14b3427c7d8390fe541df1765.jpg)
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Does my computer not have enough RAM or do GIFs take fucking forever to play ?
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When the trumpeter you hire for the wedding barely knows how to play at all. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12YGmOG8DDM)
:rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8)
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Actor Stanley Tucci crying with laughter at bad foreign menu translations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKsR-Nq8KU :rollin
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Does my computer not have enough RAM or do GIFs take fucking forever to play ?
For me GIFs run slowly because they take forever to load, and play each frame as it loads instead of waiting until it's all done. But once they're loaded, they'll play fast.
Unless your computer is just especially shit.
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They do that for me too.
So annoying.
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Does my computer not have enough RAM or do GIFs take fucking forever to play ?
For me GIFs run slowly because they take forever to load, and play each frame as it loads instead of waiting until it's all done. But once they're loaded, they'll play fast.
Unless your computer is just especially shit.
Yea, I notice it more so on the gif thread since there are so many on one page that it takes some time to load, but once loaded, its all fun.
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12234979_1640647972866155_5627493983695603157_n.jpg?oh=cc42961d23a86eaf8322ff3f84ba5145&oe=56F1DCD4)
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Not too soon!
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Does my computer not have enough RAM or do GIFs take fucking forever to play ?
For me GIFs run slowly because they take forever to load, and play each frame as it loads instead of waiting until it's all done. But once they're loaded, they'll play fast.
Unless your computer is just especially shit.
Yea, I notice it more so on the gif thread since there are so many on one page that it takes some time to load, but once loaded, its all fun.
That's why sometimes I'll copy the address of the gif and open it separate from anything else. Loads faster when it isn't competing with a bunch of other stuff on the page.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/uh1n7.jpg)
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Don't know what it's called, but there's a Firefox addon that keeps gifs from playing until you mouseover them. That way you only get them loading one at a time.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1448141428654_zps9ux1kxlc.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1448141428654_zps9ux1kxlc.jpg.html)
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Hahahaha :lol That's great!
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:lol Stupid belligerent comments online which just ignore all logic and sense.
On an Oasis video :
" Oasis were shit and were one hit wonders "
reply : which one of Oasis' eight number one singles was their one hit ?
" ALL of them "
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I've honestly only heard Wonderwall and Know What I Mean.
Were they really that big?
I mean, I know they have a cult following like Coldplay, but I've heard more Britney Spears than Oasis, and I hate Britney Spears. I just never thought of Oasis as being very big. Radiohead is big, but I just thought Oasis was a blip.
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Jammindude, you stay out of this thread. You have no funny bone. :lol
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I've honestly only heard Wonderwall and Know What I Mean.
Were they really that big?
I mean, I know they have a cult following like Coldplay, but I've heard more Britney Spears than Oasis, and I hate Britney Spears. I just never thought of Oasis as being very big. Radiohead is big, but I just thought Oasis was a blip.
Oasis were huge in the UK at least. Their second album sold around 20 million copies worldwide. They never really broke the US.
They played Knebworth two days in a row which was 125,000 people a night. And Wembley Stadium 3 days on the trot which is about 90,000 people a night.
Oasis have had eight UK number-one singles and eight UK number-one albums, and won fifteen NME Awards, nine Q Awards, four MTV Europe Music Awards and six Brit Awards, including one in 2007 for Outstanding Contribution to Music and one for the Best Album of the Last 30 Years as voted by BBC Radio 2 listeners; they have been nominated for three Grammy Awards. By 2009, the band had sold an estimated 70 million records worldwide.[7] The band were listed in the Guinness World Records book in 2010 for “Longest Top 10 UK Chart Run by a Group” after an unprecedented run of 22 top 10 hits in the UK.[8] The band also holds the Guinness World Record for being the most successful act in the UK between the years 1995 and 2005, spending 765 weeks in the Top 75 singles and albums charts.[9][10]
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Jammindude, you stay out of this thread. You have no funny bone. :lol
:P :angel:
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;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/Izmp2zW.jpg)
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can't argue with that one :lol
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Bitchslapistan
(https://i.imgur.com/YXta4TD.gif)
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Them foreigners don't mess around. In the U.S., the reporter usually ignores them, or tries to, or makes some kind of exasperated face. I like this approach better. Also, it keeps looping as I write this, and it's making me laugh more and more.
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It's like swatting a fly.
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LOL, and no-one minds the guy next to him eating a booger.... :rollin
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dude was probably stoned to death after the camera stopped rolling
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dude was probably stoned
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I've honestly only heard Wonderwall and Know What I Mean.
Were they really that big?
I mean, I know they have a cult following like Coldplay, but I've heard more Britney Spears than Oasis, and I hate Britney Spears. I just never thought of Oasis as being very big. Radiohead is big, but I just thought Oasis was a blip.
Here in the US, I remember hearing Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova, both of which were OK, but that's about it. Except for all the stupid crap about the two brothers hating each other and saying and doing dumb shit all the time related to that.
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This person on Youtube was basically like
" :yeahright I've only heard one Oasis song so all the other number ones they had don't exist "
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A recipe my grand-daughter authored today in an attempt to cook like "Papa" (me).
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12289739_10206337895901096_5067033996325244360_n.jpg?oh=33ba8514224a878353cab95ce5584312&oe=56ABFE87)
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I'd eat it.
In other news, Cap'n Crunch? Nope. Commander Crunch, apparently:
(https://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/654*368/capncrunch-commander.jpg)
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A recipe my grand-daughter authored today in an attempt to cook like "Papa" (me).
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12289739_10206337895901096_5067033996325244360_n.jpg?oh=33ba8514224a878353cab95ce5584312&oe=56ABFE87)
LOL 50 pounds of jam cooked in 50 hours!
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More like FROZEN for 50 hours.
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EDIT: thought I was in the GIF thread, my bad
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(https://i.imgur.com/59OUqFq.jpg)
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I'd eat it.
In other news, Cap'n Crunch? Nope. Commander Crunch, apparently:
(https://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/654*368/capncrunch-commander.jpg)
Given the hat I'd probably guess a Lt. in Le Marine Nationale.
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(https://i.imgur.com/59OUqFq.jpg)
:lol
Have got to show this to my wife. We finally found a way to get the dog to take her meds. Crush the pill and mix with PB on half a piece of bread.
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Dunno if it's posted here before, but in any case, it's worth reposting.
D*ck Maintenance: Keeping it Hard - Banned Commercial (https://youtu.be/54dJz_ynMcs) (NSFW)
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:lol
Reminds me of this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyu0lAfAFIM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyu0lAfAFIM)
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(https://i.imgur.com/7xNV9.png)
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it's extremely rare that i will ever meet an actual oasis fan. they have a following, but it seems like the hatred for them is very, very intense to the point where those who enjoy oasis tend not to talk about it much. rock fans are the worst people for stuff like this.
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Rock fans? All people can be terrible.
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it's extremely rare that i will ever meet an actual oasis fan. they have a following, but it seems like the hatred for them is very, very intense to the point where those who enjoy oasis tend not to talk about it much. rock fans are the worst people for stuff like this.
I find that when people say they hate oasis - you dig a little and they don't mind the music or noel - they just can't stand Liam.
I was a massive oasis fan - and I can't fucking stand that prick.
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Rock fans? All people can be terrible.
the problem with rock fans is that they exemplify some of the worst aspects of herd mentality, toxic masculinity, and being completely full of shit. rock fans will say stuff like, "oasis is objectively bad", and you'll ask why that's true, and they'll say "they just are; you can just tell". it's the most obnoxious, irrational bullshit in the world. there isn't really any good rock or bad rock; it has always been a simplistic and reductionist, more "heavy" current of pop music (calling itself an opponent of it) appropriated from black people and exported around the world. people's like or dislike of rock music generally depends, more than anything, on whether their friends like it. so while it's one thing to say, "i enjoy the beatles and i do not enjoy oasis," it's a completely different thing to say, "oasis is garbage because i say so."
e.g. i knew a professional rock music critic, and at no point did he ever give off the slightest impression that there was anything to what he did. he just wrote stereotypical masculine bullshit masquerading as "reviews" of old rock albums, got paid, and then constantly complained about his life. it's like, you get paid to make up bullshit out of thin air, what are you complaining about?
tl;dr rock fans are a great example of why people are so terrible in general.
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I must have stumbled into the wrong thread, because I thought this was the funny thread, not the "be judgemental about people based on music preferences" thread. :P
Actually, I'm not sure we even have a thread for that. :justjen
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Sorry Blob but I've got to say something. That in itself is prejudicial. You complain about that all the time Sub Luna yet you are doing the same thing.
Now I want to repost a pic for Thanksgiving.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1448141428654_zps9ux1kxlc.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1448141428654_zps9ux1kxlc.jpg.html)
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Rock fans? All people can be terrible.
the problem with rock fans is that they exemplify some of the worst aspects of herd mentality, toxic masculinity, and being completely full of shit. rock fans will say stuff like, "oasis is objectively bad", and you'll ask why that's true, and they'll say "they just are; you can just tell". it's the most obnoxious, irrational bullshit in the world. there isn't really any good rock or bad rock; it has always been a simplistic and reductionist, more "heavy" current of pop music (calling itself an opponent of it) appropriated from black people and exported around the world. people's like or dislike of rock music generally depends, more than anything, on whether their friends like it. so while it's one thing to say, "i enjoy the beatles and i do not enjoy oasis," it's a completely different thing to say, "oasis is garbage because i say so."
e.g. i knew a professional rock music critic, and at no point did he ever give off the slightest impression that there was anything to what he did. he just wrote stereotypical masculine bullshit masquerading as "reviews" of old rock albums, got paid, and then constantly complained about his life. it's like, you get paid to make up bullshit out of thin air, what are you complaining about?
tl;dr rock fans are a great example of why people are so terrible in general.
I think playing that generalization to your favor in the forum of a band that's known to take music into different directions and has fans that keep an extremely open mind when it comes to music, as browsing this forum will undoubtedly reveal, is not saying much for your generalization. That last sentence is probably one of the most ludicrous things I've ever read. If you want to find an example of why people are "terrible" you should focus more on the ones who think life doesn't go beyond Top 40 radio.
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https://www.theonion.com/article/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend--30517
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(https://imgur.com/bkhmjXP.jpg)
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:clap:
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Let me present the children icon from the 90s (https://youtu.be/C-tKToKmCFU)
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Good god, what the hell is that? Was that a real thing?! :lol
That's fucking terrifying. It's like if I had a baby, and then Zydar raised it.
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That's Mr Blobby and yea he's a horrifying thing! :lol
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That's fucking terrifying. It's like if I had a baby, and then Zydar raised it.
The world couldn't handle that much awesomeness.
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A Sun article published the previous month had reported that Blobby reduced a young girl to tears after throwing her birthday cake onto the floor during a show, causing the girl's father to mount the stage and assault Blobby.
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12278783_1679435795669145_712311989783659384_n.jpg?oh=6aeb29b8441e5511ab8e7c6ed73af872&oe=56F31A0E)
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12289769_726437390820237_4413708190319177384_n.jpg?oh=f6bc0451e40950b2d5ab5de7257ee0ed&oe=56EEAA13)
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(https://i.imgur.com/qlAzc90.png)
Is that Marie Curie or Bill Murray?
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That is Bill Murray with Harold Ramis
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(https://i.imgur.com/K1REKYU.jpg)
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So I guess Asians don't like potatoes?
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(https://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/12/queen.jpg)
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" You Talk Like Angel, You Walk Like Model But Your Body Look Like Buffalo :angry: "
:rollin :rollin
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(https://www.funker530.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131128-012048.jpg)
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:slowclap:
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t34.0-12/s720x720/12305468_10153127627481583_226466358_n.jpg?oh=250cc5f92db7cbce3cdf1f12e0f4395b&oe=5661CBC5)
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:tup
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Trump is human?
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Trump is human?
No alien would ever have hair like that.
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You fools...
The hair....
IS the alien.
:o
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Not sure what this is or how I found it but I chuckled. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peA6xbaBMBk)
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You fools...
The hair....
IS the alien.
:o
:lol
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t34.0-12/s720x720/12305468_10153127627481583_226466358_n.jpg?oh=250cc5f92db7cbce3cdf1f12e0f4395b&oe=5661CBC5)
Relivant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g)
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Not sure what this is or how I found it but I chuckled. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peA6xbaBMBk)
Even better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSUtPkJhvOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g)
Outstanding!
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11264897_902843073108871_4248284544737859878_n.jpg?oh=c19811eff5e2cbf73250cb5939841be6&oe=572176FF)
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:lol
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:spitcoffee:
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/480734_2603484422459_827809400_n.jpg?oh=85fcc6f88684f25ed185b6bc3f0276e0&oe=56D92F25)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1449186702958_zpsibzqymuf.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1449186702958_zpsibzqymuf.jpg.html)
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:lol
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This video reduced me to a pile of giggling tears.
What happens when a 4-year-old girl drives a heavy-duty Volvo truck? (https://www.digitaltrends.com/cars/4-year-old-girl-drives-heavy-duty-volvo-truck-pictures-video/)
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I made up a joke and now my brother and I say it to each other all the time.
Basically you emphasise a part of a sentence where you made a mistake but then the real answer
has the same emphasis despite being completely unrelated.
Example :
" Did you book Elton John for my wedding ? "
"Oh. ELTON John... :( I thought you wanted the ARCTIC Monkeys !!"
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:yeahright
:lol
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/11138635_1004469739620602_3296886638311600107_n_zpsg6wfdbck.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/11221938_1004469992953910_4544502210644854852_n_zpsfket6hsj.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12241234_1004469969620579_5026032586225473097_n_zpsgigi9kt7.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12289710_1004469726287270_884788518951143568_n_zpssbybvlhn.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12299267_1004469862953923_8919279290871015471_n_zpsrcsuyqv1.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12299257_1004469929620583_3601546865817503961_n_zps9pqmeehx.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12308423_1004469729620603_5546749958639069474_n_zpsopgvgfna.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12308717_1004469806287262_8460657370634368338_n_zpskg6eih4m.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12308764_1004469909620585_5329635802096897543_n_zpst01jlsa3.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12308596_1004469826287260_3930884411685298079_n_zpsdxcmz3xt.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12310569_1004469919620584_5262876322318733416_n_zpsrjeylera.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12313883_1004469736287269_2511209152972203148_n_zpsli27vxl6.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12316394_1004469722953937_3428140054400587554_n_zpsoznrdy0h.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12321127_1004469752953934_5455995619133823726_n_zpsynr50yza.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12341157_1004469836287259_9040315696158260298_n_zpspkqiiuvp.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/12345420_1004469869620589_434518846929080604_n_zpsw0zgr8zm.jpg)
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This video reduced me to a pile of giggling tears.
What happens when a 4-year-old girl drives a heavy-duty Volvo truck? (https://www.digitaltrends.com/cars/4-year-old-girl-drives-heavy-duty-volvo-truck-pictures-video/)
That was magnificent. I loved when she rolled it, it somehow landed on its wheels, and she just kept going. Like a boss.
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probably the best thing I could have asked for the top of page 100
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Loved those Elf/Shelf pics. Thank fucking Christ that became a 'thing' after my kids passed the age where it would've mattered. Would've like to have seen one of him getting a hummer from Barbie. Or snorting icing sugar.
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" Did you book Elton John for my wedding ? "
"Oh. ELTON John... :( I thought you wanted the ARCTIC Monkeys !!"
Based on a true story?
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:yeahright
:lol
We were on a road trip for a video shoot and we kept going back and forth for ages thinking of different ones and we were in fits.
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" Did you book Elton John for my wedding ? "
"Oh. ELTON John... :( I thought you wanted the ARCTIC Monkeys !!"
Based on a true story?
No I just thought the joke was a funny idea...
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1449441009793_zps6hvsyp1v.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1449441009793_zps6hvsyp1v.jpg.html)
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:lol
That actually reminds me of the first time I went looking for his stuff. I had been told "You need to check out this dude Ingvay Armsing" and so I went around the record stores asking about him and of course got the ??? ???
Trouble is , even when I figured it out and got his name right I still got the ??? ??? ;D
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Those Elf on a Shelf pictures are a riot. I say that as someone who has to move ours every night before I go to bed.
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(https://i.imgur.com/h1T8jWT.jpg)
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10453377_802628533217016_7947805333202393522_n.jpg?oh=f6a6b8cdf9809e57085be3ef05edc4fb&oe=5720DA9B)
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/h1T8jWT.jpg)
The wicked PITCH of the West ? :neverusethis:
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Kotow sharing his inside joke inspired me to share this.
A long time ago, me and some friends were sitting around. My brother did a search for mermaid vagina on Google and got this:
It's an awesome dude with a mullet squatting spread eagle with his vagina spread.
Still everytime I look at it I find it amazingly hilarious. We started texting the pic to each other at random with POW! as the text. Now known as Powwing! We all thought it was hilarious and started Powwing! people outside our group. This pic is the most polarizing thing I've ever found. It draws the finest line between incredibly hilarious and outrageously offensive. I don't get offended at anything, so I don't get it. But the reactions this pic has elicited have ranged into outrage and pure anger. I just love it. It's the ultimate litmus test for someone's sense of humor, or to see how serious they take themselves.
Give it a shot and see what someone says when they pick up their phone and get Powwed!
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Unfortunately, the forum rules don't have the right sense of humour, so I suggest you remove the link so you don't get banned (which of course would ruin half the fun of the story).
He's got a pretty good vag though, I must say.
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Not gonna click but I assume the man has his tackle tucked between the legs to simulate a lady cave ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXs1PfIk6I
Monty Python's " It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart " sketch.
:lol One of my favourites.
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Not gonna click but I assume the man has his tackle tucked between the legs to simulate a lady cave ?
Nope, Photoshopped panty-bacon.
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:) oh.
Well in that case...
.. I'll go right ahead and continue not to click.
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I know, technically correct, but really.
(https://imgur.com/KUGx5eM.jpg)
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You're just racist against cyclops pizzas, Orby.
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t34.0-12/12277270_487066211465321_1213347428_n.jpg?oh=c19a293e6df03480c36a52fac2dcb85a&oe=5667A180)
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t34.0-12/12277270_487066211465321_1213347428_n.jpg?oh=c19a293e6df03480c36a52fac2dcb85a&oe=5667A180)
YES
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Ha ha! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/5QfQrbH.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXs1PfIk6I
Monty Python's " It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart " sketch.
:lol One of my favourites.
:lol
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(https://media.ironmanmagazine.se/2015/05/go_back.jpg)
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
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:rollin :lol
and :sadpanda:
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5/7, would read again.
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:lol :rollin :rollin That was an amazing read.
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdvaBmVB2VtxlUWc/giphy.gif)
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:lol :rollin :rollin That was an amazing read.
I hope it's real :D
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5/7, would read again.
Flawless victory.
I think Rob Graves is my new favorite person in the world.
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The happiest DJ in the world :D
(https://i.imgur.com/yxL4dKp.gif)
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:lol :rollin :rollin That was an amazing read.
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
Glorious! :lol
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Rally Taxi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdgJmp-NYVw)
Not really fun per se but the last guy leaving the taxi made me laugh. :lol
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
Glorious! :lol
I give it a 5/7.
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
Glorious! :lol
I give it a 5/7.
100 strait
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
That was worth every fucking second! :rollin :rollin :rollin
That Brendan guy needs to be slapped with a mighty python! :lol
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Holy shit that guy is a moron. :lol
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Warning, might not be safe for work:
https://cheezburger.com/697605/nutted-by-shes-still-sucking-reaction-gifs (https://cheezburger.com/697605/nutted-by-shes-still-sucking-reaction-gifs)
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
A tad long but so fucking funny
Glorious! :lol
I give it a 5/7.
100 strait
I love it when people say something ridiculous and then try to back it up by saying it's the AMERICAN thing to do... :lol
" I don't break the law because it's my DUTY as an AMERICAN "
Right. Let's just disregard all those laws that apply globally.
Oh that's right - you're American so you have zero interest in visiting other countries anyway.
" Obama wants to take our guns away "
Oh dear - then you'll be like all the other countries on the planet which don't allow posession of guns and where gun crime is a fraction of the problem as it is in the US.
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(https://i.imgur.com/SIZ9hSf.jpg)
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That's a very narrow view of Americans. I want to see Ireland, I've been to Russia, Italy, London. A lot of Americans have. Don't be silly and listen to the minority. The majority are silent.
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Wait for it...
(https://i.imgur.com/LVTs6GH.gif)
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Nope it's just a loop :P
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(https://i.imgur.com/xKMV8.jpg)
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:emo: was expecting lols. Got nuffins.
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I had no clue this existed. :lol Hopefully you guys get the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis)
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5/7, would read again.
Flawless victory.
I think Rob Graves is my new favorite person in the world.
Well, I suppose my run had to come to an end eventually. :(
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I had no clue this existed. :lol Hopefully you guys get the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis)
Oh my god this is so fucking beautiful
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That's a very narrow view of Americans. I want to see Ireland, I've been to Russia, Italy, London. A lot of Americans have. Don't be silly and listen to the minority. The majority are silent.
That's rather racist of you, telling people not to listen to minorities.
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(https://i.imgur.com/SIZ9hSf.jpg)
Metalcore gets a bad image for all those crappy scene bands, but there are some amazing acts like Converge or Refused :P
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/whoever-wakes-up-first-600x456.jpg)
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:zydar:
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.
Don't take offense or anything, I just happen to dislike the pics when the caption is completely unrelated to the image with passion. :tup
Or well, maybe it is related somehow and I'm missing it.
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.
Don't take offense or anything, I just happen to dislike the pics when the caption is completely unrelated to the image with passion. :tup
Or well, maybe it is related somehow and I'm missing it.
No offense taken at all. You're right, the caption and pic are totally unrelated. Surely not the first time that's happened on the internetz. ;)
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.
Don't take offense or anything, I just happen to dislike the pics when the caption is completely unrelated to the image with passion. :tup
Or well, maybe it is related somehow and I'm missing it.
No offense taken at all. You're right, the caption and pic are totally unrelated. Surely not the first time that's happened on the internetz. ;)
Well then ...
(https://i.imgflip.com/vr9m1.jpg)
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I just thought it was because tigers in general enjoy oral sex.
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Who doesn't?
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Who doesn't?
Married women.
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11222890_10153503107629093_1265714959842918483_n.jpg?oh=feea1c21f9088394fdd212f63d9a8eb3&oe=57213539)
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Who doesn't?
Married women.
:lol
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Who doesn't?
Married women.
:lol
:rollin
So true and sad
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Is it Christmas yet cause you know.......
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It's on my Christmas list.
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Coz's Christmas List
DiMarzio pick ups
IPA's
Any hard alcohol
Blow job
Vintage 1985 Floyd Rose whammy bar
Blob job
Aqua Net hairspray
Blob job
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I've heard this joke before and it's kinda funny alright, but I fail to see what this beautiful tiger has to do with it.
First time I'd heard the joke... it just happened to be captioned as such.
Don't take offense or anything, I just happen to dislike the pics when the caption is completely unrelated to the image with passion. :tup
Or well, maybe it is related somehow and I'm missing it.
Terrible Tiger is an advice animal series featuring an image of a tiger resting its head on a rock and gazing lazily towards the viewer. The captions typically follow a bait-and-switch model to the opposite effect of Successful Black Man; a seemingly innocuous, amiable, or admirable top caption, followed by a dark twist in the bottom caption.
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Who doesn't?
Married women.
:lol
:rollin
So true and sad
What the hell do women think they are ? NOT sex objects ? :angry:
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Coz's Christmas List
DiMarzio pick ups
IPA's
Any hard alcohol
Blow job
Vintage 1985 Floyd Rose whammy bar
Blob job
Aqua Net hairspray
Blob job
(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/004355063/4719544930_i_m_ok_with_this__n1296497202304__super_answer_2_xlarge.png)
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Coz's Christmas List
DiMarzio pick ups
IPA's
Any hard alcohol
Blow job
Vintage 1985 Floyd Rose whammy bar
Blob job
Aqua Net hairspray
Blob job
(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/004355063/4719544930_i_m_ok_with_this__n1296497202304__super_answer_2_xlarge.png)
But...how does Blob feel about this?
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Beat me to it...except I was going to say that I hope Coz and Blob have a VERY MERRY Christmas.
:lol :lol Fuckin' Blob job bwahahaha!
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He's too lazy to finish. :lol
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I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.
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Yeah okay sure
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Well lutz were had by everyone.
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I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.
Boy you're in for a surprise on Christmas morning.......
:blob:
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Not too terribly funny, but I like to go out of my way to make dumb people feel dumb.
(https://puu.sh/lW2Pv/ba713af3e1.jpg)
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:|
Ladies and gentlemen...
The internet.
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1, 2, 34? :neverusethis:
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12348012_1674066739502192_5880768293898834976_n.jpg?oh=1c5760a3c16a4c400a7164a1a9dc80c9&oe=56DEB7C5)
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I assumed that a blob job was just another name for lady-pec lovin'.
It just means he's going to use a remote control Decepticon to give you a rake job. It's all about the metal. :metal
But it won't finish you off because Blob didn't get around to programming that into the robot.
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12360397_490721651099777_1841639640078805713_n.jpg?oh=85bcc83beb83d8817170f0e3c84b0159&oe=5718F72B)
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You so stupid! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZMhe1WeCQ)
That kid will go places. :lol
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Who doesn't?
Married women.
:lol
:rollin
So true and sad
Y'all are married to the wrong women. Amirite Coz? :biggrin:
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Indeed. :biggrin:
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No shit.
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(https://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2015/12/duct-tape-christmas.png)
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:tup
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Is this a still from a 'Law & Order Criminal Intent' episode? Scary.
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(https://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2015/12/duct-tape-christmas.png)
:lol
I love the little kid with the thumbs up. :lol
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The mom is pretty hot.
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Yup. Silent. AS THEY SHOULD BE.
:angry:
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(https://i.imgur.com/8VCGNn6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ggf8odW.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/LdasNv5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RgJOpeJ.jpg)
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Fantastic! I seriously lol'd at the ice bucket challenge.
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(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12376290_943112269070938_8237572340856741023_n.jpg?oh=742c9746bd6c57b8b2a56b08f9a83db9&oe=571BC385)
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^^^ Truth
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:lol
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:rollin
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:spitcoffee:
While on the topic of Vegans...
(https://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-picture-vegan-crossfit-meet-people.jpg)
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That you're an atheist?
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That goes without saying.
So yeah, that might be it.
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12366196_1213035042057968_8125574855405109453_n.jpg?oh=62bbc2d39a3b34f6d45261f2774e4b24&oe=571A853E)
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Oh anonymous asks. Anonymous for a reason.
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(https://i.imgur.com/oGwveI6.jpg)
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(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/12375065_10153828437042287_7646102116216435689_o.jpg)
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I admit I tried no. 3 :lol
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I admit I tried no. 3 :lol
Of course, so did I. :lol But, I made sure nobody was looking first.
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/rock-bottom-blind-rock-bottom-denied-demotivational-posters-1298009171_zps6c6ca035.jpg)
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...and then find out she's not really blind.
I ALMOST tried number 3, like was about to stick my tongue out and immediately knew what 4 would be. *Pats self on back*
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The Fall of Jizanthapus (https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3xekls/tifu_by_deliberately_using_reverse_psychology_to/)
This is the last part, but the others are worth reading as well.
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Leslie Nielsen's Funny Farts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuHDdSImFQ)
:lol Miss him!
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Leslie Nielsen's Funny Farts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuHDdSImFQ)
:lol Miss him!
lol
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12345548_1285367798156242_88224446481294469_n.jpg?oh=8094300f91abb9d792bf2fad15667090&oe=571F3A90)
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avP0pOq_460s_v1.jpg)
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:|
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avP0pOq_460s_v1.jpg)
Love it :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/mr7yy2F.jpg)
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:|
Exactly
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Vader's positioning and ominous presence is perfect in that pic. Just all, *Haw-psshh*..."BITCH"...*Haw-psshh* "NO YOU DIDN'T"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8
I cry everytime i see this video, its just so funny
LET THE BOY WATCH
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(https://i.imgur.com/mr7yy2F.jpg)
Their expressions are amazing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8
I cry everytime i see this video, its just so funny
LET THE BOY WATCH
lol i LOVED that show, one of the funniest shows I have ever watched.
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^that is amazing :rollin
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avP0pOq_460s_v1.jpg)
That dad grew up to have one hell of a body.
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He also didn't age a day...wait...the mask...SHE IS WEARING TWO MASKS!!! HE HIRED A HOOKER TO TEACH HIM A LESSON WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY DESTROYING HIS PSYCHE BUT WAS THEN ONE-UPPED BY THE SON'S TENACITY TO FOLLOW HIS FATHER'S BUSHIDO!!
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Ghost caught on tape. (https://i.imgur.com/uDClvJr.gifv)
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*groans*
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1450832623683_zps1ijtmxj3.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1450832623683_zps1ijtmxj3.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/UttnWdm.jpg)
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:lol
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The last two! :lol
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That poster with Rick Roll - District Manager is on the wall of the tire store near my house. Either that's really the guy's name, or they're (t)rolling us all.
Anyway:
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10959369_10153210479451840_6429181913602090026_n.jpg?oh=060441fa908b2855ce8aed341bd0c2b7&oe=571A01BC)
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:lol
Now time to be DTF...
Is...there such a thing as NON romantic intimacy? I thought intimacy is in itself romantic and while not always sexual, at least very much close to it or at least in reference to it. Even if it's... "Those two friends look pretty intimate". I've never heard anything like..."Oh, look at that father and son, they look so intimate".
BOOM. RUINED THE FUNNY. DTF IN MAH BLOOD, BETCH.
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There can be a small distinction between physical intimacy and emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is almost always characterized as romantic, and usually sexual. Emotional intimacy, on the other hand, might involve something as simple as telling a friend a very private secret.
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Like that you wanna fuck them?
I mean that's the only secrets I tell my friends. I don't know about you guys. (https://www.city-data.com/forum/members/jill61-603505-albums-emoticons-pic62805-shrug.gif)
^ Great new page first post. Oop.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1451178737770_zpszrd2lhzm.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1451178737770_zpszrd2lhzm.jpg.html)
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True facts about the mantis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aSCPmabRpM
The ultimate male question: Live or get laid :lol
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Love True Facts, too bad it seems to be over for the time being.
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(https://designdrizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Lazy-People-2-500x414.jpeg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/sZEKYP3.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/yoA8Fpt.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cHxqC0h.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/sZEKYP3.gif)
Cats are so awesome.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sZEKYP3.gif)
Cats are so awesome.
I love that gif and completely agree with Orbert.
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(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/elmoburninggif_zps8a13eryy.gif~original)
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:metal
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(https://i.imgur.com/xPCZbDU.jpg)
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I don't find that funny at all. :biggrin:
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;D
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Handicapped Mario Bros (https://i.imgur.com/dALC7eR.gifv)
For some reason, the img tag wouldn't work, so I had to post the link instead.
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That's because you can't embed .gifv files here.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4YdWNd_700b_v2.jpg)
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Taco Bell before yoga class.
(https://i.imgur.com/3Vg2GNR.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYIoTmbWAAAFJiv.jpg:small)
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*Beware of Monkey sexy time!*
Girl gets scarred for life at the Safari Park (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnUqncXz5xM)
:rollin
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12512293_1541948022785012_433336516358705408_n.jpg?oh=fe89b3db4795f5aeba80965425ef5188&oe=57160EB5)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10405412_10205620208173111_2608154779624941964_n.jpg?oh=1167b3a7d941c7a08ed68e38fda3f3df&oe=570E4BF6)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12472252_219819488350810_442387688348591342_n.jpg?oh=e33b9b4a2b3e42c06d230fa247198496&oe=5712A018)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/1424350_10201237663700419_8261764327682260220_n.jpg?oh=31db379cf70196295ee96798fc9054a3&oe=5710C861)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12507151_841920655918544_8345076281994737183_n.jpg?oh=66cfeabc233c88c934005e59d1d840dc&oe=5706F448)
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(https://i.imgur.com/f4rcP8j.jpg)
Greetings...
Nef
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:lol
The last two posts are great :clap:
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:lol
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Death Metal / Black metal bands have hilariously bad names.
But Cannibal Corpse have the funniest song titles ever.
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Death Metal / Black metal bands have hilariously bad names.
Maybe that's why they make their band logos unreadable, because they're embarrassed that people will find out the band name. :neverusethis:
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It's always either a latin name for Satan or a proper word for some horrible visceral agony.
Like Diabolica Viscera
^ I just made that up so it's free as far as I know.
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Death Metal / Black metal bands have hilariously bad names.
But Cannibal Corpse have the funniest song titles ever.
As noted previously, my death metal band will be called "Illegible Font".
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Death Metal / Black metal bands have hilariously bad names.
But Cannibal Corpse have the funniest song titles ever.
As noted previously, my death metal band will be called "Illegible Font".
I would love to see Whahibrido Pickingant in black metal font.
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I always thought a cool name for a Scandinavian metal band would be Ampersand. ;D
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I would love to see Whahibrido Pickingant in black metal font.
:2metal: (https://i.imgur.com/qXHIGjY.jpg) :2metal:
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Death Metal / Black metal bands have hilariously bad names.
But Cannibal Corpse have the funniest song titles ever.
As noted previously, my death metal band will be called "Illegible Font".
:rollin
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I would love to see Whahibrido Pickingant in black metal font.
:2metal: (https://i.imgur.com/qXHIGjY.jpg) :2metal:
:lol
That's worse than a regular black metal font.
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On the subject of Black Metal font, this is a shirt for a comedy rap band about video games:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0610/3201/products/Brian1.jpg?v=1440121254)
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Just when you thought your butthole was safe.
https://tmzbeg.com/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-homes-and-tickling-buttholes/
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What is this I don't even.
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What is this I don't even.
Time for that chastity belt Zy. :lol
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All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/B1gh33L.png)
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What is this I don't even.
Time for that chastity belt Zy. :lol
I clicked the link expecting the man to be from Raymond, NH.
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I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
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I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?
And the picture above is the cover.
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I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
The stink-eye?
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I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?
And the picture above is the cover.
I shudder to think.
I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
The stink-eye?
No one survives my super power.
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The greatest page I've come across in a while:
Cats On Synthesizers In Space (https://www.facebook.com/catsonsynthesizersinspace)
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:rollin That's amazing.
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I want my victims to look me in the eyes.
Isn't that the name of Zydar's autobiography?
And the picture above is the cover.
Careful what you wish for.
(https://i.imgur.com/xuKp6Tc.jpg)
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:lol :clap:
That's one for the collection.
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:lol
DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.
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:lol
DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.
Says who. ;)
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:lol
DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.
Says who. ;)
You answered your own question. :lol
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:lol
DTF, where you can post things you'd never post on Facebook.
Says who. ;)
You answered your own question. :lol
mmhmmm :-*
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The greatest page I've come across in a while:
Cats On Synthesizers In Space (https://www.facebook.com/catsonsynthesizersinspace)
Yep. Been following that page for a while. High correlation of keyboard players to nerds, high correlation of nerds to cat people (as opposed to dog people), high correlation of nerds to space and/or science geeks. Cats On Synthesizers In Space.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/best-tattoo-ever.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enjoy-it-hot.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/all-guys-want-is-pussy-600x598.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sounds-like-the-invasion-of-normandy-600x450.jpg)
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/ae7e005ba121d26986a536f0c18b2b371b9ef61f07bce0e9a672f831311e6188_1.jpg)
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And in this decade, bitches still do the dishes.
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Hell of a batch there. :clap: :lol
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:clap:
Two genuine laughs out loud. :tup
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1452471205424_zpsll8qlgvn.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1452471205424_zpsll8qlgvn.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/0BoyGNl.jpg)
(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/1FA1B359-87BE-4ED9-A6DC-F6C598C5A189_zpsazhcivbl.jpg)
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Holy crap. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/0BoyGNl.jpg)
(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/1FA1B359-87BE-4ED9-A6DC-F6C598C5A189_zpsazhcivbl.jpg)
:lol
You really love finding those vegan memes. :lol
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Vegan/Vaping memes are the best
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Men vs. Women
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/65/d1/6b/65d16be88836176941f264359930345c.jpg)
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(https://www.funnywebsite.com/funny-website/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/target-satan.jpg)
(https://www.funnywebsite.com/funny-website/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pasta.jpg)
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The vegan and the pasta ones made me :rollin .
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZWhbkP0.jpg)
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What did you say?
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The guy dropping trou, like he's looking for a goiter, while the ladies are boogying-down... :lol
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I wish we could see the lady in the white dress' face cause she looks like the grown up version of that lil cute weirdo baby that's runnin' from the dogs in that ever so popular meme, if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Same pose of lookin' like she is running away, looking back... :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/15aF90Y.jpg)
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Well, he isn't wrong... Just a different way of showing the answer! I am absolutely sure that was his line of thinking. No doubt.
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(https://i.imgur.com/i4c8i.jpg)
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That's exactly how I eat it. :lol
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That's exactly how I eat it. :lol
Why? That's horrible
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As long as the taste doesn't change, I'm not going to dwell on trivialities.
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That's exactly how I eat it. :lol
Am I the only one who's brain impulses cross while reading this and looking at Prog Snob's sig?
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That's exactly how I eat it. :lol
Alligator mouth. :lol
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I cant help myself but eat off the outer chocolate and then the wafers... sort of like reeses, I eat the other chocolate shell then the peanut butter and we all know there is no wrong way to eat those!
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(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2204313/84266505.jpg)
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I cant help myself but eat off the outer chocolate and then the wafers... sort of like reeses, I eat the other chocolate shell then the peanut butter and we all know there is no wrong way to eat those!
(https://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/theres_no_wrong_way_to_eat_a_reeses.jpg)
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There's no wrong way to eat anything.
Just ask Watermelon Boy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTkHHNMIEw).
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:rollin
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Wtf?! :lol
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I cant help myself but eat off the outer chocolate and then the wafers... sort of like reeses, I eat the other chocolate shell then the peanut butter and we all know there is no wrong way to eat those!
(https://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/theres_no_wrong_way_to_eat_a_reeses.jpg)
I'd do it without a spoon.
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There's no wrong way to eat anything.
Just ask Watermelon Boy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTkHHNMIEw).
At least he's gorging on fruit instead of burgers and chocolate !
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For Cozmo. It will please him.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1452557220231_zpsmi3dvydn.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1452557220231_zpsmi3dvydn.jpg.html)
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I cant help myself but eat off the outer chocolate and then the wafers... sort of like reeses, I eat the other chocolate shell then the peanut butter and we all know there is no wrong way to eat those!
(https://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/theres_no_wrong_way_to_eat_a_reeses.jpg)
I'd do it without a spoon.
I'd do it with my hands tied behind my back and her toes shoved up my ass.
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I'm starting to see your problem John.
Your submissive. :lol
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Only for the right lady. :-*
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:eyebrows:
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I cant help myself but eat off the outer chocolate and then the wafers... sort of like reeses, I eat the other chocolate shell then the peanut butter and we all know there is no wrong way to eat those!
(https://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/theres_no_wrong_way_to_eat_a_reeses.jpg)
I'd do it without a spoon.
I'd do it with my hands tied behind my back and her toes shoved up my ass.
Methinks you could use an illustrated manual.
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I'm an extremely cunning linguist. ;)
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Not with your hands behind you and her toes in your ass. :lol
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I just need my mouth. The rest is for inspiration.
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I just need my mouth. The rest is for inspiration.
I picture you more like on of those toy horse you ride on.
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Just deposit the quarter.
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(https://i.imgur.com/nHDWNAz.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dCI6CqS.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/ergvwqx.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/jvJBNpp.gif)
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WTF at #1 and #3 Zydar. :lol
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I was just waiting for your reaction :lol
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What the hell is going on in this thread?
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Zydar is the king of gifs. :lol
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/quartet_zpsgmsmj2p8.jpg)
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Quartet?
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Right? There are so many levels of WTF on that album cover.
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Right? There are so many levels of WTF on that album cover.
This is so :facepalm: this has to be intentional. Probably not by the Dick Handlers themselves but somewhere along in the line in management or cover design someone was feeling funny.
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Funny enough, that's always something I've WANTED to do, to have a four or five piece band and call it "The (whatever would go here) Trio".
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The Lone Rangers
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Well, the one that I got from an old band name generator site that I always loved was "Ziggy Turgidson and the Hong Kong Devils". Since that wouldn't fit on a billboard, I think "The Hong Kong Devils" is a pretty cool band name.
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:lol
How about Sir Coz and the Cosmonauts?
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Nice. :lol
I've been going around to band name generators and keeping track of some I like. Flotsam Johnny was another good one. Presidential Erection. :lol
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Nice. :lol
I've been going around to band name generators and keeping track of some I like. Flotsam Johnny was another good one. Presidential Erection. :lol
:lol
Presidential Erection with their new album Hard-On For Justice?
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And.........Hard Ons For All .
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Well that's one way to do it.
(https://i.imgur.com/9IfHkin.gif)
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What a hero.
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How to eat dumplings like a boss.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ergvwqx.gif)
IIRC, from a Die Fantastischen Vier music video!
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:lol
How about Sir Coz and the Cosmonauts?
Coz And The Noughts.
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Racing seagulls are apparently a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo&feature=youtu.be
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Racing seagulls are apparently a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo&feature=youtu.be
lol love the crash at the end too
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Yea and I love how the commentator are so into the race that he almost dosen't reflect over the fact that he reports "there's a seagull on that car".
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(https://i.imgur.com/HEmbNhU.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/atA5TJv.gif)
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Especially for Jackie.
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ff_2981.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/HEmbNhU.gif)
Holy hell. :rollin
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:lol
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It's a NOMAC dog.
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:lol The blinks confirm.
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(https://i.imgur.com/CwanJ2g.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/O7kBQv1.gif)
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^^^ I would respect him way more if he did do that.
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:lol Aaaaabsolutely.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/not-even-once.jpg)
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:rollin
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Darth Vapor :lol
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lol
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:laugh:
Pretty good, pretty good.
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:rollin
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I'm sure this has been posted before but it's funny, so I'm putting it here...so deal. :biggrin:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6fDC1IFte9fBeEcU/giphy.gif)
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"Flaccid asshole"....
...
...
That will forever haunt me.
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A recorded voice character called Lenny tricks salesmen (https://youtu.be/-aWPozeIaj4)
Brilliant! :lol
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1209434_10151598018356314_1540692079_n.jpg?oh=601de3a78003777411d5d2e1ecb08dc2&oe=5745A6AE)
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Did you get that from my Facebook page or is it a coincidence that I put it up yesterday and you put it up here now? :lol
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Holy hell! :lol
The transcript to the 911 call in this article is comedy gold.
Drug traffickers get high, call Idaho cops to turn themselves in (https://www.ksl.com/?sid=38207195&nid=148&fm=home_page&s_cid=toppick2)
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Holy hell! :lol
The transcript to the 911 call in this article is comedy gold.
Drug traffickers get high, call Idaho cops to turn themselves in (https://www.ksl.com/?sid=38207195&nid=148&fm=home_page&s_cid=toppick2)
WTF :lol
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I saw the headline for that story earlier today and laughed, but wow that call is hilarious :lol
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:rollin :rollin
It's a little sad that people have to go to jail for transporting marihuana though...
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I have no words... (https://i100.independent.co.uk/article/park-police-finally-removed-that-snow-penis-so-someone-replaced-it-with-an-even-bigger-one--bJ10Q11T2l) :rollin
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I made a funny.
(https://puu.sh/mEWv9/3b7f391ef2.jpg)
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:lol
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Did you get that from my Facebook page or is it a coincidence that I put it up yesterday and you put it up here now? :lol
Actually, got it from Jackie´s ;)
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(https://i.imgur.com/5zNTgbt.jpg)
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:lol
The south hasn't seen that much white powder since Zydar's last world tour.
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:lol
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Not really funny, but pretty cool. Rubiks cube solving robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixTddQQ2Hs4
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10,000th shoplifter gets parade.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY7rxg8ezgo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY7rxg8ezgo)
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^ Holy, Shit that's funny.
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(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/FEA622F1-A36D-4F83-BC40-534A4D2821CF_zpsglmbv8mr.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/KhdBeqX.jpg)
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Don´t know if this been posted yet: Star Wars bad lip reading:
https://www.facebook.com/peter.lucken/videos/1212805288748381/ (https://www.facebook.com/peter.lucken/videos/1212805288748381/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/KhdBeqX.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/5zNTgbt.jpg)
:rollin
so true
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Not a huge LotR fan, but this is glorious.
(https://i.imgur.com/jl5pvUg.jpg)
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Ha! :lol
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:lol
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:rollin
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Again more interesting than funny, and very nerdy. It's a basic adding computer made out of 10,000 dominos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpLU__bhu2w
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L.E.D. Zeppelin, featuring Robert PowerPlant and John BonOHM.
(https://i.imgur.com/HdsNw.jpg)
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21 Awkward Christian Music Album Covers (https://9gag.com/gag/agVXY7q?ref=fbp)
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Again more interesting than funny, and very nerdy. It's a basic adding computer made out of 10,000 dominos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpLU__bhu2w
Very cool and interesting! Good lord, watching that had me on edge though, I didn't see beforehand how long the video was so I was half expecting someone to knock the whole thing over once it was built and they were walking around in the middle of the circuit and the man narrating to just murder everyone.
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Again more interesting than funny, and very nerdy. It's a basic adding computer made out of 10,000 dominos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpLU__bhu2w
Very cool and interesting! Good lord, watching that had me on edge though, I didn't see beforehand how long the video was so I was half expecting someone to knock the whole thing over once it was built and they were walking around in the middle of the circuit and the man narrating to just murder everyone.
I think my buttcheeks clenched up every time I saw someone stepping through it.
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Again more interesting than funny, and very nerdy. It's a basic adding computer made out of 10,000 dominos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpLU__bhu2w
Very cool and interesting! Good lord, watching that had me on edge though, I didn't see beforehand how long the video was so I was half expecting someone to knock the whole thing over once it was built and they were walking around in the middle of the circuit and the man narrating to just murder everyone.
I think my buttcheeks clenched up every time I saw someone stepping through it.
I know they did.
(https://www.talking-time.net/images/smilies/smirk.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JWIO5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/smRoa.png)
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:rollin
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(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/76110a40ca517b8f40ac76d0364f0bfad23d513613e913597365219635da0dd2_1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/1r14Etr.gif)
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Both faces are equally scary. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/1r14Etr.gif)
I would take her with either.
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Both faces are equally scary. :lol
Lies.
(https://cdn3.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/2/70//anne-hathaway-1-cool-wallpapers.jpg)
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Both faces are equally scary. :lol
Lies.
(https://cdn3.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/2/70//anne-hathaway-1-cool-wallpapers.jpg)
:heart
Thank you for posting that MetalJunkie.
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I don't have a problem with her face, and she is definitely very talented, but I've never thought she was all that hot or attractive (too skinny for me).
Definitely a handsome woman, though.
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I don't have a problem with her face, and she is definitely very talented, but I've never thought she was all that hot or attractive (too skinny for me).
Definitely a handsome woman, though.
There's something about her that appeals to me. She's a bit unorthodox looking I think. She's not "hot" as you call it, but there is an attraction there for me.
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That's cool.
Not sure why this turned into "rate the chick" but whatever lol
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Every thread is rate-a-chick for :progsnob:
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That's cool.
Not sure why this turned into "rate the chick" but whatever lol
Every thread is rate-a-chick for :progsnob:
:lol
I love women...sue me. :biggrin:
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I've got nothing against Anne Hathaway's face, except the fact it's too large for her head. :biggrin:
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So put a boot over her head and do her for kicks.
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So put a boot over her head and do her for kicks.
:lol I wouldn't need a boot. She's not that bad.
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It's not that her head is too big for her body. I think it's more that she has that big toothy smile.
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I didn't say her head was too big for her body, just that her face was too big for the head. :lol
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Either way, I know what you're saying. But that's the appeal for me. That big smile and big eyes.
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I do love a good smile and big eyes, so I get it. Sometimes she's just too much mouth.
Which is also not always a bad thing. :zydarscouch:
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I'd put her behind bars. Easy.
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One of my favourite SNL sketches.
https://www.videobash.com/video_show/snl-jingleheimer-junction-891912 (https://www.videobash.com/video_show/snl-jingleheimer-junction-891912)
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Both faces are equally scary. :lol
Lies.
(https://cdn3.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/2/70//anne-hathaway-1-cool-wallpapers.jpg)
:heart
Thank you for posting that MetalJunkie.
I would let her do me ;D Just sayin ;)
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21 Awkward Christian Music Album Covers (https://9gag.com/gag/agVXY7q?ref=fbp)
EDIT: Holy crap, the author of that site made all those covers into one enormouse pic.
But, I don't even understand what's going on in the "Miracle at my house" picture. Satan in a white gown has a Cruise Missile in his hand?
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(https://i.imgur.com/8eEj5qO.jpg)
The hills are alive with the sound of Uzis.
(https://i.imgur.com/Tqv0rNx.gif)
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Drops the Mic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYO9rrd7FPI)
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(https://i.imgur.com/jtxVBYp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TM9cUZO.jpg)
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The Land Before Time :rollin :lol I love it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vuMb1kW.jpg)
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Since like 2 people frequent the musician forum:
(https://i.imgur.com/qQafzA7.jpg)
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Lol.
What gauge do you use Coz?
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Ernie Ball 10's. I used to use 11's on my Les Paul.
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Shouldn't that be .009?
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YESOMGDONTBESOTECHNICAL!
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:lol
Sorry, I know. After I posted that, I was like... Fuck, here comes the stuck-up pig nose profile photo again.
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Nailed it.
(https://i.imgur.com/vy3nMMP.gif)
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:lol Seamless.
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:lol
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All these months working and that's what Blob's output is?
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Since like 2 people frequent the musician forum:
(https://i.imgur.com/qQafzA7.jpg)
Haha.
I use 10 - 52 :coolio
But remember that Billy Gibbons uses 8s and so does Brian May.
It's all about the tone.
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Haha.
I use 10 - 52 :coolio
Me too :hat I like how the low strings sound very full, and also still sound good when turned down to drop b.
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You use a .52 for Drop B? Geez...I need atleast a .60
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You use a .52 for Drop B? Geez...I need atleast a .60
.52 works fine, the string doesn't hang or anything. Karnivool use .52 too and they have their lowest strings tuned to drop b on most songs and they sound amazing :smiley:
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Hey sometimes I use regular slinkys for AADGBe
They don't sound that floppy but I have to be careful recording or the low E string will slip off the neck :lol
But my local guitar shop doesn't stock 10-52s
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Can't you just order them online? For me it's even cheaper than buying it in the local music shop.
(Excuses for detailing the thread :\ )
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:hifive:
Let's start a new thread for guitar strings.
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(https://i.imgur.com/MhwpCjW.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/my-clients-internet-search-history-600x604.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/i-want-you-to-have-my-children-600x313.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sitting-in-a-tree.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ff_3014.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZhlJMlUUAAsBYh.jpg)
(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/some-subtle-racism-from-photoshop-43791.jpg)
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Great batch. That last one. :lol
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:lol
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The vegan one cracks me up. :lol
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:rollin
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lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/vnEXbRk.gif)
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What it's like being an adult.
(https://i.imgur.com/JyysjtL.gif)
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:mehlin :tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/s998zAP.jpg)
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:rollin
good stuff
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(https://i.imgur.com/RzASxMm.gif)
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No idea if this is real or what, but I find the visual rather amusing:
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/8fe1cb9ad8f6b55c4e1c7a9e14fc49a7/tumblr_o1w2vo6xft1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :lol :lol :lol
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I assumed such an event would have resulted in at least one person pulling out their phone, so I googled "seagulls chips train".
This was the first result;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3429358/The-seagulls-train-story-hoax-came-joke-told-late-Maurie-Fields-Hey-Hey-s-Saturday-20-YEARS-ago.html
You're all so gull-ible: The 'seagulls on the train' story that swept Facebook is a hoax - and came from a joke told by the late Maurie Fields on Hey Hey It's Saturday 25 YEARS ago
A story of a man who lured a frenzied pack of seagulls onto a busy train with a bag of fish and chips took the internet by storm earlier this week.
The man was apparently sitting at Frankston Railway Station in Melbourne feeding a flock of about 15 to 20 seagulls his chips before suddenly launching the food into the train carriage just as the doors were closing and causing chaos.
The story was shared by Melbourne man Chris Harrigan who posted it to Facebook on Monday afternoon before it was picked up and shared by many other users.
But it turns out the viral sensation was nothing more than a standard joke from back in 1989 by the late Australian comedian Maurie Fields on the popular 'Hey Hey It's Saturday' television program.
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Of course it's fake. Even if something is a stone cold, provable fact, it's still fake by merit that it's on the internet. The internet itself is fake. We're in the Matrix, bech.
Still a hilarious thought.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/yjncn.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/yjncn) (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ff_3038.jpg)
(https://img.memerial.net/memerial.net/7521/favorite-book-to-read-in-public.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/gIVxLJe.gif?1)
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What. The. What.
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:clap:
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:metal
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https://i.imgflip.com/yjncn.jpg
Tony Banks, not Kaye :P But yeah I agree with him.
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(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/942799_10208286455140246_3644648563416375411_n.jpg?oh=83198e3cc7beefb2fd0f9358898c6109&oe=573134EA)
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(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/942799_10208286455140246_3644648563416375411_n.jpg?oh=83198e3cc7beefb2fd0f9358898c6109&oe=573134EA)
Can someone explain to me why these type of things are always really shitty quality? It's not difficult to make words on a jpg and have it be clear, so I assume it's something that's done on purpose. Facebook is full of these types of posts that look like someone printed it out, scanned, it, then reduced the quality before posting.
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Can someone explain to me why these type of things are always really shitty quality? It's not difficult to make words on a jpg and have it be clear, so I assume it's something that's done on purpose. Facebook is full of these types of posts that look like someone printed it out, scanned, it, then reduced the quality before posting.
Because of artistic expression. For the same reason. This
(https://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/artist-and-his-model.jpg)
is considered the pinnacle of high art.
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(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12670216_1001990329873715_127636871854688683_n.jpg?oh=dc181299df937f06cb4c7ea1a654cdcb&oe=572ECA29)
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Yep, much much more.
And now this...
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12508750_1686768454910969_1854378450093198010_n.jpg?oh=57eddcc90a54510c8958ef48de1edec4&oe=57258E6A)
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I completely agree with that. Is she single?
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I would hope so, it's a high school senior pic, right?
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Not dispositive. If she lives in Utah, for example, she could be married with half a dozen kids by then. Or Arkansas, in which case she could be married to her cousin, divorced, engaged to cousin #2, and have kids from her uncle and her dad. Lots of potential scenarios.
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File Under " If you don't like exactly what I like then what is wrong with you ? "
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File Under " If you don't like exactly what I like then what is wrong with you ? "
File under "Um, no, that has nothing to do with it; don't be a sarcastic dumbass."
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k
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Yeah, that doesn't apply to pineapple on pizza anyways. Just ew.
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I like Hawaiian pizza...
:emo:
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I assumed such an event would have resulted in at least one person pulling out their phone, so I googled "seagulls chips train".
This was the first result;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3429358/The-seagulls-train-story-hoax-came-joke-told-late-Maurie-Fields-Hey-Hey-s-Saturday-20-YEARS-ago.html
You're all so gull-ible: The 'seagulls on the train' story that swept Facebook is a hoax - and came from a joke told by the late Maurie Fields on Hey Hey It's Saturday 25 YEARS ago
A story of a man who lured a frenzied pack of seagulls onto a busy train with a bag of fish and chips took the internet by storm earlier this week.
The man was apparently sitting at Frankston Railway Station in Melbourne feeding a flock of about 15 to 20 seagulls his chips before suddenly launching the food into the train carriage just as the doors were closing and causing chaos.
The story was shared by Melbourne man Chris Harrigan who posted it to Facebook on Monday afternoon before it was picked up and shared by many other users.
But it turns out the viral sensation was nothing more than a standard joke from back in 1989 by the late Australian comedian Maurie Fields on the popular 'Hey Hey It's Saturday' television program.
The story itself may be fake, but the funny images in my head that it conjures up are real, so there.
Also, fake or not, the story seems to have inspired people to actually do such things, catch it on video, and post it to the Internet. (https://www.theage.com.au/victoria/frankston-line-seagulling--is-this-the-video-footage-internet-has-been-hunting-for-20160203-gmkdxq.html)
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Any time I'm at the beach and people are feeding the seagulls stuff, I want to take whatever the hell it is they're throwing to the seagulls and dump it on their f*cking head. You get a big ass swarm of winged rats with rights to the beach hanging about because you think it's cute to feed them and one of them shits on me, I'm going to be pissed.
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It's all relative. If you're doing it to a particular person to mess with them, I guess it can be funny. The person has to really deserve it. If you're just doing it to be a dick, then yeah, not funny.
I personally find seagulls to be totally obnoxious, noisy, ugly birds, so I don't want them anywhere near me.
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I like seagulls :(
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:rollin
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I like Hawaiian pizza...
:emo:
Hawaiian pies are good, if done right.
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*Works on a Marina*
FUCK Seagulls.
Fuck Pigeons as well, but they aren't as bad around here.
We DO have a large amount of ducks in the Marina (Salt water + Ducks?) and someone loves to toss food right in the middle of the walkway in the morning for them. So fucking annoying to be in a hurry to get somewhere in a golf cart and getting stuck waiting for a pack of ducks just chilling there eating. And if I start to drive AROUND them, they freak out and scatter, usually running right in front of me.
/rant
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Seagulls = pigeons with rights to the beach.
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I can easily imagine that, somewhere, a group of seagulls are having the exact same conversation but about humans instead.
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*Works on a Marina*
FUCK Seagulls.
Fuck Pigeons as well, but they aren't as bad around here.
We DO have a large amount of ducks in the Marina (Salt water + Ducks?) and someone loves to toss food right in the middle of the walkway in the morning for them. So fucking annoying to be in a hurry to get somewhere in a golf cart and getting stuck waiting for a pack of ducks just chilling there eating. And if I start to drive AROUND them, they freak out and scatter, usually running right in front of me.
/rant
:chill
:lol
I hate pigeons, too.
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I just realized this is the Funny Thread, not the Pissed Off Thread.
:lol
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:rollin
In your defense, that was kind of funny.
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I have a coworker who was (is? He left but is coming back)... obsessed with the ducks. He ruin the ducks for me one night when I was hanging out with he and his wife (who also worked with me... smoking hot) and they showed me a youtube video which described what a duck's penis looks like. Shit is corkscrewed. WTF
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Strange watercooler talk. :lol
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Probably some secret code signal to propose a menage a trois. Too bad you didn't pick it up.
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(https://i.imgur.com/VKlUOGi.jpg)
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Probably some secret code signal to propose a menage a trois. Too bad you didn't pick it up.
Jay would only participate in beastiality with a penguin.
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Setup
Probably some secret code signal to propose a menage a trois. Too bad you didn't pick it up.
Spike
Jay would only participate in beastiality with a penguin.
:hefdaddy
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Any time I'm at the beach and people are feeding the seagulls stuff, I want to take whatever the hell it is they're throwing to the seagulls and dump it on their f*cking head. You get a big ass swarm of winged rats with rights to the beach hanging about because you think it's cute to feed them and one of them shits on me, I'm going to be pissed.
At the beach I like to put chum in the water around the dickhead that was feeding the seagulls.especially when I see fins
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^This guy gets it
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^This guy gets it
;)
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I have a coworker who was (is? He left but is coming back)... obsessed with the ducks. He ruin the ducks for me one night when I was hanging out with he and his wife (who also worked with me... smoking hot) and they showed me a youtube video which described what a duck's penis looks like. Shit is corkscrewed. WTF
You got something against imperial cock ?
Imagine finding a drake you really fancy - but then he says " sorry I go the other way ".. :emo: a duck's life. . .
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That quacked me up :D
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That quacked me up :D
Sorry, I have to call fowl on that post. :redcard:
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I think I billed it up to much :-[
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Wow, I didn't expect you to be anserine so soon.
And, yes, I DO know the difference between a duck and a goose, but if you have the wherewithal to have called me on it in the first place, it is only because you had to Google "anserine" to see what it means, SO SHUT UP!
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When you called fowl, it ruffled my feathers Bosk.
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All these duck puns are KHAKI
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You all are Daffy
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Anas about all we got for these puns.
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Tio, Just dabbling in fowl humor
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:JayOctavarium:
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"Honey, what did you do at work today?"
(https://i.imgur.com/eHaXGOF.gif)
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.
Oh come on, this is standard stuff in the day of Zydar. :zydar:
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
I posted the article in this thread a few weeks back. The story is beautiful. :lol
I have no words... (https://i100.independent.co.uk/article/park-police-finally-removed-that-snow-penis-so-someone-replaced-it-with-an-even-bigger-one--bJ10Q11T2l) :rollin
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Oh, it's in Sweden too :lol
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.
Oh come on, this is standard stuff in the day of Zydar. :zydar:
So basically this guy goes home and tells his wife he rubbed out some cold dick?
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Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
I posted the article in this thread a few weeks back. The story is beautiful. :lol
I have no words... (https://i100.independent.co.uk/article/park-police-finally-removed-that-snow-penis-so-someone-replaced-it-with-an-even-bigger-one--bJ10Q11T2l) :rollin
:lol I knew I'd read it recently, I just couldn't remember whether it was here, or on another site.
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:rollin
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(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/11/11/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5434-1405092508-27.gif)
(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/11/10/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4419-1405090278-21.gif)
(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/11/12/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3669-1405094474-4.gif)
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Video of parrot singing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (https://www.facebook.com/motograter/videos/925774884173667/)
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Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance. THAT would be magnificent.
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Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance. THAT would be magnificent.
That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:
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Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance. THAT would be magnificent.
That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:
I thought you Aussies spoke english :lol
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Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance. THAT would be magnificent.
That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:
I thought you Aussies spoke english :lol
Nothing wrong with what I said. I felt it worked better here than "hardest penis".
Wait, why am I justifying my grammar when describing a gigantic concrete penis anyway? :lol
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While we're on the subject.
(https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/07/0c89b75037ce8e6d8979078f95c4d0e7.jpg)
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:lol
@blob: It would seem you like to talk about big hard rocky things... :eyebrows:
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:lol
@blob: It would seem you like to talk about big hard rocky things... :eyebrows:
It's not just talk. :zydar:
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Besides, Blob loves his mechanical penis. More than meets the eye.
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That's something that should never meet the eye...
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:lol
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Blob, can confirm from his hard drive that that indeed they meet the eyes. :lol
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:thegoggles:
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(https://acmedia.alaskacommons.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bigotfoot-Useless-Unsuccessful-and-or-Unpopular-Memes-FB.jpg)
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lol
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:lol
Awesome
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(https://i.imgur.com/LhfpPF7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eGf3m1Q.jpg)
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:lol I've actually never heard of a rocking emu until now, and I even live in a town with the word emu in the name. We have rocking horses.
But now I want a rocking emu.
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A rocking Emu, lol!! :lol
But that thing looks kind of fragile though.
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/984318_846801852057411_3589289647508728548_n.jpg?oh=b1973a66583b03ee3ca29c36e58c8f86&oe=573B38D3)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y3CM8Uv.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/nRcupr5.png)
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I kind of feel compelled to give that guy my money.
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"I am a rich man born in a poor man's body" :rollin :rollin
Holy fuck, I love that dude.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y3CM8Uv.jpg)
I didn't know King had a side business.
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
:lol
I told you I only charge $5 a word.
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
:lol
I told you I only charge $5 a word.
My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
:lol
I told you I only charge $5 a word.
My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.
If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap. ;)
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
:lol
I told you I only charge $5 a word.
My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.
If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap. ;)
I've been around here a lot longer, and have thoroughly studied the language patterns of the king. You are not remotely qualified for the job. I can offer better rates because I don't have extraneous expenses associated with "life", but my work is second to none, sir.
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I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile. I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
:lol
I told you I only charge $5 a word.
My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.
If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap. ;)
I've been around here a lot longer, and have thoroughly studied the language patterns of the king. You are not remotely qualified for the job. I can offer better rates because I don't have extraneous expenses associated with "life", but my work is second to none, sir.
You make it sound like you're translating from Sanskrit. :lol Now I know you spend too much time here.
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:lol I like to think of the chat thread as king's equivalent of the Rosetta Stone.
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It's not helping. He should ask for his money back.
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(https://i.imgur.com/kk3uASs.jpg?3)
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Team members pose with Sheila (third from left), who led the $1.3M project, and also served as the model for its original concept and design.
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:metal Whole Lotta Rosie :metal
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Now that's a bloody big Sheila !!!! :blob:
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Now that's a big ass machine.
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:lol Yea I kind of thought the picture would speak for itself....
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Talks to Young Voters (and mocks political correctness :lol ) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI)
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(https://i.imgur.com/j3QEc.jpg)
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AC/BG!
https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=videos (https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=videos)
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(https://i.imgur.com/QV0Lpco.gif)
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https://www.facebook.com/waxaudio/videos/1006550689388274/ (https://www.facebook.com/waxaudio/videos/1006550689388274/)
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12651376_550371548461768_1944838081192722023_n.jpg?oh=f36cd7a9004f4a37679b639f949354f5&oe=5762B850)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gia6xOBRjQE
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(https://i.imgur.com/4UblwuC.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/AnHDn.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp4B89l9jak
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Just Larry David being Larry David on why he quite SNL:
https://youtu.be/6CzJDIneKrw
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Just Larry David being Larry David on why he quite SNL:
https://youtu.be/6CzJDIneKrw
lol
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(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10168182_10208279444563478_1608558469367059802_n.jpg?oh=ec6290e1a23ed41ba89de281b09783c7&oe=5727FBD5)
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Totally legit products (https://imgur.com/gallery/Iasxm) :lol
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#8 is just...what?
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Robert Cop - The Furniture of Law Enforcement
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My uncle Kanye West covers "Bohemian Rhapsody"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw)
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/27/20/7b272071024eb0f562991bb4468b91bd.jpg)
My uncle Kanye West covers "Bohemian Rhapsody"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw)
wow, he can't sing this song at all :rollin
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Beef. Egg. and cabbage? Nasties. :lol
https://geektyrant.com/news/heres-what-might-happen-if-mario-and-yoshi-switched-places
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/10f6e9d3442fb290763f7f422b4b36a7/tumblr_o2fihjjbcy1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
But mostly, I'm wondering why the entrance to a high school looks like the entrance to a bistro or hotel or something. I guess it's the awning.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/27/20/7b272071024eb0f562991bb4468b91bd.jpg)
Beef Egg Cabbage ? :biggrin:
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/27/20/7b272071024eb0f562991bb4468b91bd.jpg)
Beef Egg Cabbage ? :biggrin:
Beef, a dozen eggs, cabbage, I think...
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Beef. Egg. and cabbage? Nasties. :lol
https://geektyrant.com/news/heres-what-might-happen-if-mario-and-yoshi-switched-places
Could have done without the family guy style voices.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/27/20/7b272071024eb0f562991bb4468b91bd.jpg)
Beef Egg Cabbage ? :biggrin:
Beef, a dozen eggs, cabbage, I think...
Oh yeah repeat for 11 bars.
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/10f6e9d3442fb290763f7f422b4b36a7/tumblr_o2fihjjbcy1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
But mostly, I'm wondering why the entrance to a high school looks like the entrance to a bistro or hotel or something. I guess it's the awning.
Stewart is the best.
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(https://i.imgur.com/H8ffDfU.jpg)
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I'm assuming there's a joke in there that I'm missing. :lol
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It was blown up. Lol
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I'm assuming there's a joke in there that I'm missing. :lol
The Empire used the Death Star to blow up Leia's home planet of Alderaan.
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:lol Got it.
Oh, that's why on Facebook, the text with the photo was "too soon?"
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(https://60.media.tumblr.com/effb2881476b25220ded78e7f92495c1/tumblr_o10m1z3VFK1sxqyhyo1_540.jpg)
Can't unseen.
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It's just a man kissing a baby. What is there to unsee? :biggrin:
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...I think I'm missing something. I'm genuinely not 'seeing' anything. :huh:
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...I think I'm missing something. I'm genuinely not 'seeing' anything. :huh:
It's kind of like this
(https://dean2004.bmgbiz.net/facevase.jpg)
where, depending on how you look at the picture, it can either be a cup or two people facing each other.
Try focusing on the guy's ear.
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AH JAYSIS MARY N JOSEPH DOESN'T IT EVER LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ARSE
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Ahhh I see it. Rather saw it. Like right when I was scrolling down to see the new comment and skimmed the picture, I saw it for a split second but then it reverted back to normal. :laugh:
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I saw the ass first, and it took me a few seconds to not see ass. Life is grand.
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Building Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet with Lego.
https://nerdapproved.com/approved-products/this-dad-built-wonder-womans-invisible-lego-jet-with-his-kids-and-it-was-glorious/ (https://"https://nerdapproved.com/approved-products/this-dad-built-wonder-womans-invisible-lego-jet-with-his-kids-and-it-was-glorious/")
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404
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The link was wrong. Here it is.
https://nerdapproved.com/approved-products/this-dad-built-wonder-womans-invisible-lego-jet-with-his-kids-and-it-was-glorious/
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WTF did I do wrong? Weird.
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The actual address wasn't wrong but you screwed up the formatting of the URL while posting it. You kind of doubled down. Quote both your and Prog's posts to see SO YOU CAN FIX SUCH A MASSIVE FUCK UP IN THE FUTURE. GAAAAAAAAAAWD.
:angel: :-*
P.S. That is fucking amazing and I love it. So many hours of hard labor.
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It looks like a superfluous "http" was added to the beginning of the URL. Either way, the article was pretty funny. I shared it on Facebook. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/LV08i16.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zcN7Ncm.jpg)
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Whoa, those are bizarre, yet funny!
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(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/p200x200/12705616_1004491182959730_6150379603425392476_n.jpg?oh=6a402349e22244303c91376f9a90490b&oe=5769A1B2)
The whole throwing out of liquids thing by the TSA is already ridiculous enough, but I hadn't quite looked at it from this angle. Now it makes even less sense.
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:rollin
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12745497_969178243176418_2483696834623747850_n.jpg?oh=ced43e3a2abcd6c7b72d7d2aca095d38&oe=57239488)
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/1913936_938338229584849_7440092159265863042_n.jpg?oh=b90b76ca8103f8cea0bd1dd804c9a0e1&oe=5752F87D)
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Hyperplex...
HyperX....
:omg:
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Oh you caught that, didn't you...
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Yes.
I'm not OCD though.
My initials are DCO
:lol
I'm reverse OCD.
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You just have a Dysfunction of the Complex Order.
Or something.
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Disappointing Career Options. :emo:
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Deliciously Crispy Oreos
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Deflated Confidence Owner
:biggrin: :heart
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Darkness Consumes Obviously :emo:
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Dick Cock Ovulater
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DAMN CONFIDENT ORIFICE.
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Deviated Conference of Ovaries
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Dickless choir of Oligarchs.
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Decagenarian Cambodian Obstetrician
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Disillusioned Carthaginian Onomatopoeia
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What is a Carthaginian Onomatopoeia? The sound of crossing the Alps?
Er,
Dodecahedrons Cascade Overhead
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Delicious Cunnilingus Obligations
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Dickish Cumquat Ovulator
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Dystopian Colony Overlord
I like where this thread went
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Diaphanous Cartilage Ovipositor
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Dinosaur Commanding Officer
Dildo Cake Option
Deflated Carcass Outline
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Diminutive Cock Orifice
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Dry C--t Opening :neverusethis:
Definitively Cantankerous Obsequiousness
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From Ryan Reynalds Twitter account:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb7U3HVUMAESlWW.jpg)
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:metal
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I guess this belongs here. but I love those coincidences in life that are like :
I was scrolling thru twitter and someone had posted a picture of a drawing of an alien and I was like " haha that alien looks like Ernest Borgnine ".
Kept Scrolling..
The very next tweet was A PICTURE OF ERNEST BORGNINE completely unrelated to the previous tweet in any way.
:lolpalm:
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That could also have been peripheral proximity. Your brain registered the Borgnine photo from your periphery and projected the thought onto what was in your focal point. Or, aliens do exist and they are testing you.
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Nah i definitely wasn't aware of the next pic until I scrolled some more because it was below the bottom of the screen.
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Like I said....they are coming.
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An army of extra terrestrial Ernest Borgnine lookalikes.
The human we once knew as "Ernest Borgnine" was in fact Borg Nine of Eleven.
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(https://i.imgur.com/jvtjjkM.jpg)
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:rollin
Holy shit! How did I miss that all these years?
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An army of extra terrestrial Ernest Borgnine lookalikes.
The human we once knew as "Ernest Borgnine" was in fact Borg Nine of Eleven.
Or just Mermaid Man looking for his long lost Barnacle Boy.
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I want this shirt.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/get-lowbrow-get-down-get-dirty-22.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
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:clap:
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(https://media.creativebloq.futurecdn.net/sites/creativebloq.com/files/images/2015/10/Party_Cannon_Poster.jpg)
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Do you get a free ticket if you can turn in a worksheet with the band names deciphered and spelled correctly?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJM6OEd2Fps
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJM6OEd2Fps) Donald Trump meets Game of Thrones :azn:
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/8hb8P2t.jpg)
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:lol
And why is he looking the guys ears?
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(https://media.creativebloq.futurecdn.net/sites/creativebloq.com/files/images/2015/10/Party_Cannon_Poster.jpg)
Oakland Metro Operahouse, a great local metal venue. Seen many a good show there.
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I am like a virus, infecting all.
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I've posted this once or twice, but I don't care. It's still hysterical. :lol
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PS, you should've posted the real one.
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What's Homestuck? Is that what those kids are dressed up as?
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I only know it's some kind of webcomic :P
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Yeah, they're cosplaying some Homestuck characters.
By the way, Homestuck is an awesome webcomic. Everyone should check it out (be warned though, it's long).
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Yeah, they're cosplaying some Homestuck characters.
By the way, Homestuck is an awesome webcomic. Everyone should check it out (be warned though, it's long).
This is a prog forum. We don't like long things. ;)
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https://www.facebook.com/ScienceSprituelle/videos/1670257549856147/ (https://www.facebook.com/ScienceSprituelle/videos/1670257549856147/)
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Yeah, they're cosplaying some Homestuck characters.
By the way, Homestuck is an awesome webcomic. Everyone should check it out (be warned though, it's long).
This is a prog forum. We don't like long things. ;)
Well that's not what she said :zydar:
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Yeah, they're cosplaying some Homestuck characters.
By the way, Homestuck is an awesome webcomic. Everyone should check it out (be warned though, it's long).
This is a prog forum. We don't like long things. ;)
Well that's not what she said :zydar:
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Homestuck = prog webcomic?? ??
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That's NUT funny ! :angry:
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Yeah, they're cosplaying some Homestuck characters.
By the way, Homestuck is an awesome webcomic. Everyone should check it out (be warned though, it's long).
Man, I have tried, and based on how much people are into it it must get so, so much better. I have never managed to get past the first like 10 pages.
I know Megalovania is in it, though...
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Just as an FYI, the first time I heard people talking about how great it was, I went to the site, looked at it, thought "this is dumb," and then left. Later I tried again, read a few pages, didn't get it, and gave up again. Repeat several times.
It's definitely worth it once you get into it, though. You really just have to push past that initial "this is fucking idiotic" feeling.
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Just as an FYI, the first time I heard people talking about how great it was, I went to the site, looked at it, thought "this is dumb," and then left. Later I tried again, read a few pages, didn't get it, and gave up again. Repeat several times.
It's definitely worth it once you get into it, though. You really just have to push past that initial "this is fucking idiotic" feeling.
How far in is Megalovania? :lol
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Uh, about 2500 pages or so, according to the credits section on the site.
Oh no, too many posts without something funny. Here's a thing that I find amusing
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My buddy was in the army and was telling about his group standing outside waiting for their commanding officer. Another office came out of a nearby building and notice how shitty everyone looked. The guy went down the line ripping everyone a new a-hole. He got to my buddy who was nailing his dress standards, but he would fuck around with acceptable mustaches and had a terrible thing that was within regs. The guy rips his way down the line until he gets to my buddy, looks at his mustache, looks him the eye and says, "That mustache looks FUCKIN' STUPID!" He turn and walks away.
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:lol Well, he couldn't just let him go without saying something!
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Someone should put a mirror at the end of the line and watch him rip himself a new one.
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I am not a nice man.
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Ouch.... :icy:
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I like the first one on hipsters :lol
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Yes, because batter is the same as a heartbeat. :tdwn
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So sell eggs?
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Great batch
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too soon? :lol
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2 years. Doesn't seem possible. Apparently another piece washed up in Mozambique or something in the last couple of days.
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So sell eggs?
lol
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I have aborted some cupcakes in the past after I saw how they would come out in the end. Let me tell you, it wasn't pretty.
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I have aborted some cupcakes in the past after I saw how they would come out in the end. Let me tell you, it wasn't pretty.
I'm going to hell for how hard I lol'd at this.
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He should roll with it and go I AM NOT IN YOUR SHED....I AM IN YOUR ATTIC .
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They're-in His-Hed :lol
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I'm not quite sure what "stop taking the piss out my name" means. Has Kinginese spread to the Muslim world?
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His name has piss in it, and he likes it that way. He is politely asking people to please stop taking the piss out of his name, because it ruins the effect. If his name didn't have piss in it, he would not be in ya shed. I mean, I think that's what he's saying.
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It's British and/or Aussie slang for making fun of someone, if I understand right.
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Hmm... you may be right. I may be crazy.
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I thought it was a kind of universal thing, honestly. Do Americans not say that?
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I thought it was a kind of universal thing, honestly. Do Americans not say that?
Nope... Canadians neither.
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We don't put piss into people's names around here, so we never have to take it out. Because seriously, that would be gross.
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I thought it was a kind of universal thing, honestly. Do Americans not say that?
why are you talking as though you weren't american
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I thought it was a kind of universal thing, honestly. Do Americans not say that?
why are you talking as though you weren't american
:lol I guess I meant like, "other" Americans. Like, "wtf guys, I thought we were all on the same page here"
Seriously though, I thought that was a pretty universal phrase. I've never thought of it as just a British thing. Weird.
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"I'm the philosopher until someone hands me a burrito."
You left off the rollover text
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin @Mario Kart
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Prog - I saw this beautifully perfect symmetrical flower. It's color was illuminating the path through the garden of my surreal dreams. I felt a catharsis and I opened up my mind, my deep subconscious mind.
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Power metal:
On a field of battle
In the shadow of a massive, lonely mountain
The forces of good and evil poised to do battle
Their sword and shields glimmering
When suddenly, reflected in the hero's armor
The reflection of [modulates five octaves higher] A FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The magical elixir from its petals will bring peace to mankind!
Peace to [modulates five octaves higher] MAN! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
[1,028 bpm unison solo]
Symphonic metal:
[female vocal]On a field of battle
In the shadow of a massive, lonely mountain
The forces of good and evil poised to do battle
Their sword and shields glimmering
When suddenly, reflected in the hero's armor
The reflection of [modulates one octave lower] A FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The magical elixir from its petals will bring peace to mankind!
Peace to [modulates one octave lower] HU!-MAN! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
[1,028 bpm string section keyboard patch solo]
[unrelated lyrics about Tuomas' suffering]
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Well now it's time to dust off this moldy oldy:
How To Tell The Difference Between Metal Genres
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* GRINDCORE
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves…
* Gothic Metal
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.
* Industrial Metal
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
* Speed Metal
Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone’s screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she’s been deflowered; the dragon and the princess are still looking for the one who caused this.
* Christian Metal
The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank’ the protagonist he replies, “Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”
* SYMPHONIC METAL
The protagonist enters the lair of the dragon with a full choir and orchestra, and the princess sings notes so high-pitched that she makes the dragon go deaf. The dragon tries to burn them all to death, but all of the members of the choir sing so loudly and unified, that it creates a protective bubble, which only grows in strength from the lead guitarist’s solo later in the song, and the flames bounce back and the dragon ends up killing itself while everyone escapes.
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[unrelated lyrics about Tuomas' suffering]
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As long as we're making everybody read a lot, I'll break this one out again.
The 101 Rules of Progressive Metal
1. Insist that your definition of prog metal is sacred and that the only progressive bands are the one you deem to be so.
2. Accuse anyone who disagrees with you regarding rule 1 of lacking musical intelligence and not being a true prog fan.
3. Have contempt for mainstream music.
4. Insist that most people listen not to the music, not to the lyrics but only the chorus and that is why prog metal is not mainstream.
5. Accuse anyone who disagrees with you regarding rule 4 of lacking musical intelligence and not being a true prog fan.
6. When showcasing a new prog metal band to a non-musician friend, put on the most technically difficult song, and skip directly to the solo part.
7. If your friend says that it is cool, tell him that he has grasped the grandeur of prog and shown that his intelligence is superior to that of the mainstream sheep.
8. If he doesn´t, accuse him of lacking musical intelligence and not being a true prog fan.
9. Renounce all contact with friend in rule 8. Racial purity isn´t all bad.
10. Make sure your drummer has a double bass pedal.
11. If he hasn´t, kick him out and get another one who has. Single pedal is NOT prog.
12. Own every side-project a member of Dream Theater has been involved in. Listen to approximately none of them regularly.
13. When a mainstream fool asks you what prog metal is, tell him something along the lines of "prog is the evolution of musical expression and experimentalism in rock." In any case, make sure that the person in question is left with no idea of what prog metal is. He wouldn´t have understood anyway.
14. Insist that music should always progress, although as long as you write an album in the prog vein, you don’t necessarily have to.
15. Accuse anyone who disagrees with you regarding rule 14 of lacking musical intelligence and not being a true prog fan.
16. Refer to progressive metal as intelligent music for intelligent people, preferably at every occasion where a mainstream group or genre is mentioned.
17. Note that the above does not qualify as arrogance any more than pointing out that wine is drink for the more sophisticated.
18. A song under four minutes is NOT prog. If you are stuck with a song under four minutes, insert a phrygian solo trade-off between the guitarist and keyboardist as long as needed.
19. If a mainstream fool tells you that shredders are mindless w**kers, tell him that "at least they can tune their guitars, har har", and walk away defiantly.
20. Spocks Beard is NOT prog. If anyone disagrees, kill them.
21. Humming along with the melody to a prog metal song is forbidden. Burn all albums you own with hum-along melodies.
22. Loathe all music you used to like before you got into prog. This is not optional. When asked why, tell people that "I am into GOOD music now, why would I go back?".
23. Accuse any prog metal musician that cuts his hair of selling out.
24. Often state that you don´t only listen to prog. Jazz is a good choice.
25. Yeah...like you have more than 3 jazz CDs in your collection...
26. Never accept ANY Berklee graduates. The drop-outs are so much better.
27. Riffs in 4/4 are not progressive. If you happen to come up with a cool riff in 4/4, alternate between 4/4 and progressive time signatures like 7/8 every other measure to ensure the musical complexity synonymous with prog metal.
28. Be able to mention 20 bands noone has heard of, not even true prog fans. Own no releases of these bands.
29. Get an Ibanez. This is not negotiable.
30. Spend 5 hours every day critiquing other musicians on forums.
31. Spend 5 minutes every other day actually practicing your instrument.
32. Yell at people who headbang at concerts: They`re not prog enough to get the music, what do they expect?
33. Sus4 is your friend. To ensure that your album is a true progressive release, include at least one part where the keyboard plays ascending sus4 chords over a single-note broken rhythm in 7/8.
34. Make sure your bandname is either a
a) Oxymoron
-Silent Noise
-Tender Harshness
-Healing Gun
Some geeky sounding name ripped from some obscure book.
-Deitronus
-Tarakoch
-Fentaran
or
c) Random combination of at least 2 three-syllable words.
-Eternal Twilight Tranquility (Can`t get much progger than that)
-Redolent Arithmetic
-Evolution of Vernacular Domesticated
35. Don`t worry about if your band name makes any sense or not. Since 90% of your fanbase is from Brazil and Japan, you can safely ignore conventional English grammar and instead focus on what´s really important: The lyrics (see rule 36).
36. Write deep and ambiguous lyrics.
37. If unable to write deep and ambigous lyrics, include at least one of the following phrases to ensure recognition as lyrical genius in prog circles:
"I`m staring towards ascension divine, caught in my own revelation, a nightly mystery of soulburning apparition"
"Mornings` gentle caress, a ray of sunlight enveloping the spirit of the sleeper ventriloquist"
"A timid, palatable genocide, turn towards the decline of mankind, the festering wound of ages past changes into the soul-spirit of vestigial sentences."
38. Use a non-standard instrument like violin, saxophone or kazoo, regardless of how idiosyncratic it turns out to be. This constitutes being prog.
39. Make sure your bass-player has as many strings as possible. Don`t worry if he uses approximately three of the 11 strings on his custom Carvin 30 kg bass regularly, just give him a bass solo in the middle of your mandatory instrumental tune(more on that later)where he can really show the extent of his instruments capabilities. Imagine the range of scales on an instrument like that!
40. Release a live-album called "Live in Tokyo".
41. Change time signatures. Constantly.
42. Accuse anyone who does not do so of lacking musical intelligence and not being a true progressive musician.
43. Your amp MUST be a Mesa Boogie. If a friend of yours tries to convince you´re wrong and you should check out his Marshall tell him that his tone is thin and buzzy.
44. State that Metallica can´t properly tweak the boogies. They´re so... unprog!
45. Start a Dream Theater cover band with friends just starting out playing instruments. Spend half of the rehearsal talking sh*t about punk bands and how people don`t understand your music.
46. Play a sh*tty version of a humongously difficult DT song at a Battle of the Bands-type contest. Metropolis Part 1 or Dance of Eternity are both good choices, as is Erotomania.
47. When your band ends up last, shift all blame over to the judges; hey, they have no idea what good music is! Why else would they let that boring pop band win?
48. Talking about starting playing an instrument; always start with the most technically difficult song you know. Remember, this is a testament to your immense talent, so be sure to mention this on every internet community you happen to frequent.
49. When are you able to play something at half speed very sloppy, proudly state that you "nail" the song in question.
50. People are bound to ask for a recording of the feat mentioned in rule 49. However, you are not able to provide it to them, because a) your recording equipment got dissolved by digestive acid yesterday, you don`t need to prove anything to people. Your word should be good enough c) you don`t know anything about computers (even though you sit by one most of the day), as you spend most of your day practicing your instrument.
51. Tool is NOT prog. If anyone insists they are, kill them.
52. Hate Falling into Infinity. If the feeling that you actually enjoy FII(even the "proggier" songs like TOT)sneaks up on you during a glitch of concentration, remind yourself that DT sold out.
53. Actually, state that DT sold out on every good occasion. This means every time their name is mentioned.
54. Don´t be John Arch. Insist that any pre-Alder Fates is 100% not prog.
55. Do not move on stage. Don`t under any circumstances forget that nobody at prog concerts pays attention to the audience, including the band.
56. The best songs are those that are over 15 minutes, have multiple named sections, and have solos by everyone in the band INCLUDING the drummer.
57. Accuse anyone who disagrees with you regarding rule 56 of lacking musical inteli...Yeah, you`ve got it now, haven`t you?
58. Never ever under any circumstances say "Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence ruled."
59. Never let anyone tell you that Dave Weckl is better than any prog metal drummer. If they still insist, don`t kill them, but rather put on the Mike Portnoy drum solo from 1993`s "Live in Tokyo" vid, which still today is the benchmark for good drumming, REGARDLESS of genre.
60. It would still be a good idea to have that gun ready, though.
61. Drummers: Huge kits are MANDATORY!!!! If all you have is a 4-piece with 3 crappy cymbals, then you don´t belong on stage. A 5-piece single bass drum kit is the bare minimum and even that´s on the edges of bare bones. If you have a tiny kit BUY MORE DRUMS AND CYMBALS!!!!!!!
62. No, 6 toms are not enough, MORE DRUMS AND CYMBALS!!!!
63. Reform with old members and release an album intended to make up for years of bad reception from fans (see Yes) or claim your next album will be a return to past glory (see Queensryche). If it flops, be sure to blame a producer or record company.
64. When someone asks you why prog metal isn`t more popular if it is so darned good, tell them that it is because "it is over the mainstream peoples heads".
65. Talent = Technical skill. Hail any band with lightning-speed solos for their immense talent.
66. Publicly state that your band is non-religious, then make many religious and/or spiritual allusions in the lyrics.
67. Stress your openmindedness. State that you like all forms of music, except lower forms of music like pop, rock `n roll, blues, techno, trance, rap.
68. Accuse fans of the aforementioned genres of not being openminded.
69. Get a Kurzweil. As the undisputed <<>>, Jordan Rudess plays it, you have no choice but to get one yourself, no matter what synthezisers you actually like. ALL BOW TO THE MIGHTY 88-KEY <<>> KURZWEIL!!!
70. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-KURZWEIL!!!!(Futuruma fans will know what I`m talking about)
71. Show off with your equipment. Show off with your playing/singing. Show off with your *ahem* length. Show off with your girlfriend. Show off with anything you can think of. Show off with your DOG for god´s sake.
72. Get a dog.
73. Play air-drums or air-guitar at concerts. This will make sure that other prog fans recognize your immense talent.
74. Stuck in song-writing? Insert a part with a slow single-note gallop rhythm where the singer yells "ENTER THE SUUUNNNNNNNN" several times.
75. Note that you can substitute "ENTER THE SUUUNNNNNNNNN" for either of the following: "FATHER, MY ADOLESCENCY IS AGONNNNNYYYYYYY" or "THE APPARITION DIVIIIIIINNNNEEEE". All three are suitable choices.
76. What do you mean, you haven`t trigged your bassdrum?
77. Remember, faster=more progressive. Slow songs cannot be progressive, best example would be Pink Floyd.
78. If anyone says PF are prog, kindly refer them to rule 1 while you prepare to do a "Varg", so to say.
79. During recording, make sure that you accuse the producer, the recording engineer and half of your band of not playing the song properly at least once.
80. Make sure your album cover contains either a psychedelic computer-drawn image, a lavish painting with mythological figures, or is illustrated by Travis Smith.
81. Write epics.
82. In case you didn`t know, epics must be about adolescency, concerning a legend, or a deep dystopian tale where a cheesy fictional city/world/pizza shop serves as a metaphor for this world.
83. Have racks with loads of equipment.
84. Have racks without equipment. Who is going to see them if you don`t display them?
85. No intro for your song? Insert a single-note broken rhythm accented on the snare, with shifting keyboard chords underneath.
86. Refuse to lend prog CDs to mainstream friends. When asked why, tell him/her that (s)he "will understand when (s)he matures"
87. When playing ANY gig, from the lowliest bar to the most gargantuan arena, be sure that no member of the audience will leave without having heard every lick you are able to play.
88. Have at least 5 solo spots during a concert.
89. In case you have forgotten while reading this, prog metal is intelligent music for intelligent people.
90. No, Marillion is not prog. I kindly refer you to rule 20.
91. BOOOM!!!
92. Buy new albums from past prog-greats.
93. When they turn out to be crap and nothing like the old albums, hit yourself in the head with a hammer until you like them.
94. Hold that there is no bad prog, only DIFFERENT.
95. Of course, that only applies to bands you like. See Rule 1.
96. In case you wondered, Dream Theater is and will always be the benchmark for prog metal. The more something sounds like Images and Words, the more progressive it is.
97. Proclaim Rule 96 to people with a straight face in all seriousness. This is not optional.
98. Have side-projects. Make sure that all side-projects consist of pointless jamming over endless repetitions of clicheed riffs.
99. Make sure that at least one of your side-projects feature Mike Portnoy on drums.
100. If you cannot get Mike Portnoy, get someone who sounds like him.
101. You mean you have been reading this when you could have been practicing along to Metropolis Part II or composing a sidelong epic? For shame!!!!
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* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He bangs the princess and her mom then steals her Aqua-Net.
FTFY
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:rollin I had long forgotten about that, but...man! :lol
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Wow. :lol
You find that damn thing at a yard sale or something? My lord. :lol
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Just browsing through old pics. And of course, this is when Nick shows up.
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Prog - I saw this beautifully perfect symmetrical flower. It's color was illuminating the path through the garden of my surreal dreams. I felt a catharsis and I opened up my mind, my deep subconscious mind.
Actually, the Prog one is:
...A flower?
If you go down to Willow Farm...
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:rollin at those last two
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(https://i.imgur.com/UPdDVfb.gif)
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Is that your new band?
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Someone needs to find that video. I want to hear what they're playing.
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Looks german (I'm ashamed to say) and could be something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrlEwY6fFvI&list=PLnv5sAXt7aNeQ-cA4mvlARn9_oRmASm71 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrlEwY6fFvI&list=PLnv5sAXt7aNeQ-cA4mvlARn9_oRmASm71)
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Found it :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I want one of those keyboards.
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https://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/awkward-metal-bands/
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Found it :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
Look for "Superhitparade der Volksmusik" oder "Musikantenstadl" in Youtube and you get a lot of this stuff. This was one of the main "music" shows on german television with very high average viewing figures. :eek
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(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1610062_686287371429703_9164956242026912388_n.jpg?oh=e3c5a0a0cbcbdfe5522227418422ebb9&oe=5760CD13)
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Oopsie double post.
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https://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/awkward-metal-bands/ (https://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/awkward-metal-bands/)
I love how Manowar keeps popping up.
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This :lol
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This :lol
:lol
WTF is going on there. I think this beats the Rudess/Portnoy solo in Beyond This Life.
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This :lol
:lol
WTF is going on there. I think this beats the Rudess/Portnoy solo in Beyond This Life.
oh my god, just got a moment to watch/listen and this is ridiculous. :rollin
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This :lol
:lol
WTF is going on there. I think this beats the Rudess/Portnoy solo in Beyond This Life.
oh my god, just got a moment to watch/listen and this is ridiculous. :rollin
I'd been having kind of a rough/frustrating day, and watching this completely turned it around :rollin
:rollin
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Oldie, but a goodie:
https://youtu.be/PY_T_4VWok4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDirubjWFk4&list=PLHorkqDyStyCaySMhHKVafl0gQ2SgRUIt
How to make a Tofucken
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Holy fucking lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This :lol
:lol
WTF is going on there. I think this beats the Rudess/Portnoy solo in Beyond This Life.
oh my god, just got a moment to watch/listen and this is ridiculous. :rollin
I'd been having kind of a rough/frustrating day, and watching this completely turned it around :rollin
:rollin
Holy shit. I knew that Schlager (that's what this genre is called) could be supremely ridiculous, but this is on a whole new level compared to anything that I had seen before. That stupid grin that they are rocking throughout the whole song is amazing.
:rollin :rollin
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Found it :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
Look for "Superhitparade der Volksmusik" oder "Musikantenstadl" in Youtube and you get a lot of this stuff. This was one of the main "music" shows on german television with very high average viewing figures. :eek
The good news is, it's Caroline Reiber introducing it. That's like the "Warning, explicit lyrics" sticker, but for retarded Bavarian music.
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Good to know :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/ZsPYsYN.gif)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
That gif is just great
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I like how the middle girl glances down for a second, sensing that they're out of sync and wondering if it's her, but it's the girl on the right. Then the girl on the right gets it together and all is right with the world.
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My theory is that the two girls on the left counted two sets of 4/4, whereas prog girl on the right did a 3/4+5/4. Because that's the kind of prog girl she is.
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My theory is that the two girls on the left counted two sets of 4/4, whereas prog girl on the right did a 3/4+5/4. Because that's the kind of prog girl she is.
:clap:
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:clap:
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Hey, rumbo. Long time, no talk.
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Damn dude, yeah. We've been around for a long time on this place :lol
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Yeah, no shit! How have you been?
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Not bad! I mean, same old, same old really :lol How about you?
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Pretty much the same. New job, two kids now, all is well. :)
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Pretty much the same. New job, two kids now, all is well. :)
I would think "new job, two kids now" is the antithesis of "pretty much the same."
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For me it's pretty much the same. For him it isn't.
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HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LAUGHING AT THAT GERMAN VIDEO!? THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING, TERRIFYING, DREAD INDUCING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
JEEEEEZUS FUCK.
*breaths deeply, watches old school Pokemon anime to cope while rocking back and forth in the fetal position*
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HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LAUGHING AT THAT GERMAN VIDEO!? THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING, TERRIFYING, DREAD INDUCING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
JEEEEEZUS FUCK.
*breaths deeply, watches old school Pokemon anime to cope while rocking back and forth in the fetal position*
This guy gets it. Listen to him.
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Yeah, it creeped me the fuck out. It's like, David Lynch-level creepy.
DEM TEEF DOE.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/progressive%20rock_zpsykhcsuho.jpg)
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:lol
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Nice!
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DT clearly needs more tophats and monocles.
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DT clearly needs more tophats and monocles.
Calling Rich!
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:rollin That video is hilarious, but I can definitely understand your comments about David-Lynch-level creepiness as well :lol
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I needed that, Hef. That's beautiful.
Also YES, David Lynch creepiness is the perfect description. Completely.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ruOJJFU.jpg)
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Damn you, Zydar... Damn yooouuuuuu!
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What the hell....
That's funny and scary at the same time.
Ooohooo
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You guys are harsh. He's a goofy looking guy having a great time jamming on the little wooden keyboard thing. What's not to love?
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For those who like sarcasm/black humor:
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/i-just-make-shit-up-to-get-into-the-papers-stephen-hawking/ (https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/i-just-make-shit-up-to-get-into-the-papers-stephen-hawking/)
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/10/29/the-edge-learns-new-chord/ (https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/10/29/the-edge-learns-new-chord/)
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/19/everyone-dying/ (https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/19/everyone-dying/)
They are articles in an Irish website I discovered 2 months ago (while looking for news on Bowie's death). It's like the Irish 'The Onion'.
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Also: I'm a big Conan O'Brien fan - I discovered him on TV in 2008; nowadays his show isn't broadcast in my country anymore, but I follow his official YouTube channel.
I love his 'Fan Corrections' and 'Clueless Gamer' clips; these two are my favourite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTa3es65EGI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTa3es65EGI) - 'Fan Correction'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwYw1Mn_G4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwYw1Mn_G4) - 'Clueless Gamer' (sorry, French fans...)
These are two more recent clips (both from this year) which re-kindled my love for his humour (because last year I wasn't finding it as funny):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i43AUqfzIo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i43AUqfzIo) - with some jokes on the current US political climate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRb7wY2A0cw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRb7wY2A0cw) - so stupid it's funny.
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Finally found it!
(https://i.imgur.com/TpoaiBa.png)
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Most don't find even one and you found several, congrats ;)
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:lol :clap:
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Most don't find even one and you found several, congrats ;)
When it rains it pours ;)
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Most don't find even one and you found several, congrats ;)
When it rains it pours ;)
Squirter??
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:omg:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdi5WO0WwAAxJQE.jpg:large)
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
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(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Strap+a+plane+to+a+gun+i+am+so+erect_fe32d3_3622735.jpg)
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Gatling-type autocannon. That's bad ass looking.
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It flies, too.
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Even better. Though I'm just focusing on the rounds flying out of that thing and tearing apart flesh....or something.
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
me too...
Knock Knock
Who's there
Level 3
Level 3 you later
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Even better. Though I'm just focusing on the rounds flying out of that thing and tearing apart flesh....or something.
And spreading particles of depleted uranium all hell over the place, causing sickness, disease, birth defects and God knows what else. :rollin
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I hear the legal department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation can be rather nasty. They'd better watch out.
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Even better. Though I'm just focusing on the rounds flying out of that thing and tearing apart flesh....or something.
And spreading particles of depleted uranium all hell over the place, causing sickness, disease, birth defects and God knows what else. :rollin
Yes, all of that fun stuff. ;)
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
me too...
Knock Knock
Who's there
Level 3
Level 3 you later
the complimentary photo shoot :rollin
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
Same - definitely the best thing I've watched in weeks if not months :rollin
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Pretty funny but mostly fucking awesome that the supposed fools that created that ridiculous video are fucking multilingual. What in the hell!? Fantastic! That's incredible. I'm super proud of being super ridiculously fluent in English and "If you drop me in the middle of Mexico, I can beg for mercy and order a hooker" in Spanish. These mofos are popping off with four and five languages like they were born in the respective countries. Jesus fucking fuck. SO. JELLY.
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They're talented for sure but I also think they're just very prepared for the prank. You can see them reading from a paper so i'm thinking they probably had several scenarios or sentences written in different languages just in case. Then again i'm sure they improv things too.
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Also, imitating synthesized voice goes a long way in covering up accents and other speech imperfections. Still, well done.
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Regarding the A-10 Warthog and its GAU-8 cannon - when they remove the cannon from the plane in order to service it, they first have to put a jack under the plane's tail, to prevent the nose from tipping upward. The cannon with feed system and ammo drum weighs over 4,000 pounds.
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
me too...
Knock Knock
Who's there
Level 3
Level 3 you later
the complimentary photo shoot :rollin
Yeah, I lost my shit there. That dude was NOT impressed. :rollin
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
I may have cried from laughing so hard.
me too...
Knock Knock
Who's there
Level 3
Level 3 you later
the complimentary photo shoot :rollin
Yeah, I lost my shit there. That dude was NOT impressed. :rollin
He looked like he had a ruff day and was not in the mood for a prank at all. :lol
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.html
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:lol I know the voting isn't what decides the final choice, but they should name it that anyway just to gain some more interest in their work.
I'm just imagining someone over the radio.
"RSS Boaty McBoatface asking for assistance."
"Sorry, could you repeat that name?"
*shudder* "Boaty. McBoatface."
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They should honor the internet especially when you seek it for advice. :police:
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" What shall we name this new planet , internet ? "
Everyone : Vulcan.
" FUCK THAT ".
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Sometimes internet trolls do it right :lol
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They should honor the internet especially when you seek it for advice. :police:
Yea, this is what you asked for! SHould have know better :lol
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The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH9qgf--CM)
Hahahaha, this is fantastic. I laughed myself to tears too.
I lost it when that guy with complimentary photo shoot said "room" trying to get the exact same hilarious voice intonation. :rollin
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeGN0l_WwAA2lZj.jpg:large)
:rollin :rollin
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:|
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(https://i.imgur.com/XHRwkWn.png)
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:lol
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Speaking about Dwight: this is one of my favourite scenes from the whole series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18)
"Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica."
:D
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c7/6a/4bc76a35deaefd00ae185d31ff21e2f9.jpg)
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Speaking about Dwight: this is one of my favourite scenes from the whole series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18)
"Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica."
:D
I totally love The Office, and that is one of the best opening sketches.
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I didn't like it at first bit it's at least as good as the UK one.
And Steve Carell doesn't seem like a HUMUNGOUS cunt in reality like Gervais does.
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(https://i.imgur.com/JPwXLWs.jpg)
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:lol
Is this the Winnie the Pooh you read as a child, Zydar? That explains a lot.
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Hey, I was just a skinny lad - never knew no good from bad.
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:lol
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:lol
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Hey, I was just a skinny lad - never knew no good from bad.
:clap:
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Glorious
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Obviously, HAS TO be read in actual Pooh and Piglet voices. :lol
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(https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/badogg/Mobile%20Uploads/FB_IMG_1458834198254.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpGW5xst73E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpGW5xst73E)
A video of Barack and Michelle Obama yesterday in Buenos Aires dancing to "Lord Nafaryus"...
I mean, tango.
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This article isn't funny, but I love the headline.
Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/)
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I disagree. I read about that earlier today, and think it's quite funny. Unfortunate for Microsoft, yes, but I thought what ended up happening was quite hilarious.
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Ummm yeah how is that not hilarious entirely? That's fucking brilliant, what in the holy hell were those morons thinking? Christ. You could've pitched that to a room full of forum-goers from any given site and they'd all tell you it'd go exactly like that (or they'd tell you it'll be fine and to do it and then contribute to what happened). :rollin I love it though. What a beautiful world we live in. :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :sadpanda:
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Yeah, I take that back; on second thought, this is hilarious.
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They had to do a data dump of Watson (computer that dominated jeopardy) because it stumbled upon the Urban Dictionary and started talking like a hoodlum.
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That is amazing. :rollin
I'm kind of curious about how that even works, how independent does it become?
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That is amazing. :rollin
I'm kind of curious about how that even works, how independent does it become?
Quick write up on it.
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/ibms-watson-memorized-the-entire-urban-dictionary-then-his-overlords-had-to-delete-it/267047/
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It's like letting Johnny 5 watch TV all day.
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It's like letting Johnny 5 watch TV all day.
He got thrown out of the book store. How else is he going to get input?
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Dear Lord.
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That is amazing. :rollin
I'm kind of curious about how that even works, how independent does it become?
Quick write up on it.
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/ibms-watson-memorized-the-entire-urban-dictionary-then-his-overlords-had-to-delete-it/267047/
That is also hilarious. :rollin
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Speaking of someone talking non-sense on "Jeopardy!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msunDlqD818 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msunDlqD818)
There are like 10 of those.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xtr5MVW.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/2EPrwT8.gif)
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:rollin
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:lol
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That's... bizarre.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xfadoek.gif)
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Right in the childhood!
(https://galleryroulette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/127.png)
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:zydar:
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Unrelated to the joke, but her neck looks fat there.
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Unrelated to the joke, but her neck looks fat there.
Ewwwwwww :lol
Disclaimer: I do not shame, nor do I condone the shaming of, people's neck size. :yarr
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#FatNeckShaming.
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Watch out! He might be a terrorist!
(https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12033135_10207201137680674_6705862592108693550_n.jpg?oh=00dc62722c337fb8923935316050d745&oe=578FE3C9)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1459109075586_zps6jgpoxjy.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1459109075586_zps6jgpoxjy.jpg.html)
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Ew.
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This always cracks me up:
https://www.izlesem.org/walken-family-reunion.html (https://www.izlesem.org/walken-family-reunion.html)
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12801224_1049346191778313_4994519361477122674_n.jpg?oh=60cccfe30178dbbd1148f09e59bbb4b5&oe=57836FFB)
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https://youtu.be/aYD3gLCXXuU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8
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(https://i.imgur.com/hB8egvH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GWQOBEs.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/hB8egvH.jpg)
:rollin
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Will Ferrell and Chad Smith talk about their rivalry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsWHyBOk2iQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsWHyBOk2iQ)
...and then engage in a drum-off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y)
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Babe's Auto Villa ad. Questionable for work audio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PcJr4sJe_k
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Ok.
Intelevator was "cute'.....but nothing beats Letter Kenny youtube videos or OR Winnebago man
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(https://i.imgur.com/GWQOBEs.gif)
Hahaha that's a good one.
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(https://i.imgur.com/191uWss.gif)
And she keeps falling for it.
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And he keeps laughing about it. :biggrin:
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y8calLc.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/L7cncqw.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SdRB4rz.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/11qBSvj.png)
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:rollin
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:lol
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:rollin
Hilarious, I love it
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I don't think they thought this through... :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/OBzssrig.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/T8wxlE9.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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The last 5 posts = Good stuff
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:lol :clap:
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Blob and other Aussies might agree to this.
(https://i.imgur.com/CwMDmuC.jpg)
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why even bother posting here with the new forum theme ;D
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Blob and other Aussies might agree to this.
(https://i.imgur.com/CwMDmuC.jpg)
:lol
It's correct, but I want to point out that this isn't a map of where these deadly and terrible things are, it's just showing that our entire country has these things. Everywhere. You can't escape them.
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And a few thousand miles to the west is a plane nobody can find.
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It's correct, but I want to point out that this isn't a map of where these deadly and terrible things are, it's just showing that our entire country has these things. Everywhere. You can't escape them.
I'm curious about that "Some German guy" though.
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Fifty Shades of Drebin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCDMufbYWo)
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It's correct, but I want to point out that this isn't a map of where these deadly and terrible things are, it's just showing that our entire country has these things. Everywhere. You can't escape them.
I'm curious about that "Some German guy" though.
The odd German backpacker has been known to get themselves into trouble in the desert - I think that's what it's referring to.
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Ah okay :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/peKwyDZ.jpg)
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:clap:
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I'll be honest, I've never understood why that line got so much ridicule. I mean, it's not Shakespeare, but it's not really any worse than the rest of the dialogue in the films.
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I'll be honest, I've never understood why that line got so much ridicule. I mean, it's not Shakespeare, but it's not really any worse than the rest of the dialogue in the films.
It deserves ridicule. There a a few other lines that are nearly as cringe-worthy, but this takes the cake, IMO. It's just so corny and out of left field. Like... when I flirt with a girl I don't just pick random things I hate and tell her they're not like her skin.
"I hate spiders. They're creepy and ugly and they terrify me. Not like your skin."
I guess he could be alluding to his hatred of sand because there's so much of it in his vagina, but that information wasn't given to us in the movie.
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I'll be honest, I've never understood why that line got so much ridicule. I mean, it's not Shakespeare, but it's not really any worse than the rest of the dialogue in the films.
It deserves ridicule. There a a few other lines that are nearly as cringe-worthy, but this takes the cake, IMO. It's just so corny and out of left field. Like... when I flirt with a girl I don't just pick random things I hate and tell her they're not like her skin.
"I hate spiders. They're creepy and ugly and they terrify me. Not like your skin."
You don't? Dude, it totally works.
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Really? Well shit, maybe that explains why I've been single so long.
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Really? Well shit, maybe that explains why I've been single so long.
I hate being single. It's lonely and sad and it depresses me. Not like your skin.
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Really? Well shit, maybe that explains why I've been single so long.
I hate being single. It's lonely and sad and it depresses me. Not like your skin.
Well played, sir. Well played.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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lol
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What parents need is more guns.
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What's great is posting stuff like that to Facebook to watch the gun humpers trip over their dicks to defend guns as the greatest thing to be given to mankind by the hand of almighty God Himself.
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" :angry: YOU CAN'T JUST *CHANGE* AN AMENDMENT !! "
" :angry: HAVING A GUN IS MY RIGHT AS AN *AMERICAN* GOD DAMMIT "
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Dont forget - "God given" right as an American. I've facepalmed over hearing people say it is a "God given" right enough times that I probably have mild brain damage.
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When those people speak . It soon becomes blatantly obvious it's not *really* about protecting their home or themselves. It's mainly just that they want guns.
And because a 100 + yr old piece of paper says " you *can* have guns " - they take that to mean " You MUST have guns ".
But yeah God given right. Says who ? Luke 3:3 ? " verily you should bear arms in the united states and shoot whoever thou wish ".
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When those people speak . It soon becomes blatantly obvious it's not *really* about protecting their home or themselves. It's mainly just that they want guns.
And because a 100 + yr old piece of paper says " you *can* have guns " - they take that to mean " You MUST have guns ".
But yeah God given right. Says who ? Luke 3:3 ? " verily you should bear arms in the united states and shoot whoever thou wish ".
Gun control is a tricky issue (that probably shouldn't be on a thread called "post funny stuff"), but there should be some nuance IMO. Someone can have guns, but it should be an extensive process to even see if you should have a gun. Basically, I don't think everyone should have guns because 'it's their right', but I don't think banning them outright will solve much.
" :angry: YOU CAN'T JUST *CHANGE* AN AMENDMENT !! "
It's funny when people say this, because they clearly forget what the word 'amend' even means. :lol
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Yeah that's kind of a joke.
" :angry: YOU CAN'T JUST *CHANGE* AN AMENDMENT !! "
It's funny when people say this, because they clearly forget what the word 'amend' even means. :lol
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12592661_1064770730241054_5537783732955120296_n.jpg?oh=8dad1d453a6299a379c647cda024eb32&oe=5788213C)
'They barely speak English'
:D
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Yeah that's kind of a joke.
I know, sometimes I just point out the obvious for some reason.
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I meant that the statement people say is a joke. Not like they're kidding but it's so ridiculous.
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I meant that the statement people say is a joke. Not like they're kidding but it's so ridiculous.
Oh yeah, definitely.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y6kMjb0.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/7oBz4.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y6kMjb0.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
This is so wrong
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Just horrible :rollin :rollin :rollin
And then there's this...
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12592369_10156886746905226_5500916867918127077_n.jpg?oh=efc150a0aae719673ba9d820ef7382d0&oe=57B9D0F3)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y6kMjb0.jpg)
OMFG :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y6kMjb0.jpg)
OMFG :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
This one is really good :lol wrong, but really funny :lol
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Holy shit, the "other meaning" completely flew past me the first time!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfZChsrWsAEFeIY.jpg:large)
Damn kids can't even explore a dream without checking Facebook.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Epq6Bq7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/yiPtH8V.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/AbigONf.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
:lol
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Could someone explain what the last sign (hug left curb ...) means when not taken literally?
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Keep Left.
Essentially.
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stay close to the left curb
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And then there's this......
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/14032dafe1b26335aca2cbee08c39695/tumblr_o0lx02VDnM1slwrsuo1_400.gif)
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My daughters loved that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/iBxcXxz.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/qcT13YK.jpg)
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I love putting things on cats. Most of the time, they don't care. It annoys them, but animals are used to just dealing with shit.
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'Murica
(https://i.imgur.com/z5NwSrP.jpg)
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"Your welcome" #merica
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I literally laughed out loud at most of those.
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:rollin
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That last one :rollin
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Brilliant. :rollin
"Weak allies"... :rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/jPGx1W6.jpg)
"Do you want to build a sidewalk...."
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Is this some weird internet Rule 57 or something? Who thinks of this? :lol Dammit Zydar!
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Is this some weird internet Rule 57 or something? Who thinks of this? :lol Dammit Zydar!
:rollin
Literally thought the same thing to myself
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I always pictured my princesses as receptcle.
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I always pictured my princesses as receptcle.
What kind?
Like a C14 power receptacle?
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61N9ClGWJ1L._SY355_.jpg)
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No no, like a type 1 semen receptacle.
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Giggity.
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King has made a respectacle of himself.
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King has made a respectacle of himself.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/images%2016_zpshc9feriu.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/images%2016_zpshc9feriu.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SO84mLq.gif)
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See my above response. :lol
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King has made a respectacle of himself.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/images%2016_zpshc9feriu.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/images%2016_zpshc9feriu.jpg.html)
:lol
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" :angry: YOU CAN'T JUST *CHANGE* AN AMENDMENT !! "
:lol brilliant.
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/82a7cfcc129f0d1f9b277eedc05a1419/tumblr_n4nfe5MSNR1qe0wclo1_1280.png)
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Paws down.
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Nothin' but blonde bitches.
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Nothin' but blonde bitches.
Yeah, but which one do you want to see lick her own crotch.
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Tough call.
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I want to see them lick each others crotches. :lol
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Where's the busy bee? WHERE IS THE BUSY BEE?!!
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Stupid sexy Flanders....
(https://i.imgur.com/nWWkwAx.jpg)
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NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
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(https://i.imgur.com/SYvDt.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SYvDt.jpg)
Moore Door Store? I bet their doors will never be open again.
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:rollin
Anything with "One does not simply..." I love.
My work chat ICON:
(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/f/f4/One-does-not-simply-build-links-516x188.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150401222405)
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Even rye bread is metal as f*ck in Finland:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf1_I4cUsAApLpT.jpg:large)
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Finland must be awesome
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Finland must be awesome
I have a friend who moved in with his boyfriend in Finland. According to him it is very awesome.
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Google says 9 hrs 15 min from kissing to petting, to fucking, to wedding. That's without traffic, of course.
(https://i.imgur.com/W770F5I.png)
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:lol
Now if only I could get to kissing. :sadpanda:
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:lol
Now if only I could get to kissing. :sadpanda:
Are you sure you want to? It's a slippery slope to wedding from that point.
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"Despite having a population of only 104 in 2005, the village has become famous for its unusual place name in the English-speaking world. Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and they were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when the signs were modified to be theft-resistant."
Guess which sign? :lol
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I also like how Petting is a little ways down the road from Kissing, but it doesn't take long at all to go from Petting to Fucking. From there to Wedding is the longest stretch of all. Why ruin a good thing?
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I also like how Petting is a little ways down the road from Kissing, but it doesn't take long at all to go from Petting to Fucking. From there to Wedding is the longest stretch of all. Why ruin a good thing?
And once you're past wedding, fucking is in the distant past.
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I also like how Petting is a little ways down the road from Kissing, but it doesn't take long at all to go from Petting to Fucking. From there to Wedding is the longest stretch of all. Why ruin a good thing?
And once you're past wedding, fucking is in the distant past.
:lol
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YDIW, then.
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I also like how Petting is a little ways down the road from Kissing, but it doesn't take long at all to go from Petting to Fucking. From there to Wedding is the longest stretch of all. Why ruin a good thing?
And once you're past wedding, fucking is in the distant past.
Well, no. If you're doing it right, wedding comes first, and then all of those other things are within close proximity of one another.
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Well, no. If you're doing it right, wedding comes first, and then all of those other things are within close proximity of one another.
YDIW, then.
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Happy wife....
Man gets away with shit.. ..
The end.
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/plant.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/plant.jpg.html)
:metal
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/buffalo.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/buffalo.jpg.html)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/dogpillow.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/dogpillow.jpg.html)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/arby.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/arby.jpg.html)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/arby.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/arby.jpg.html)
quarter pounder with cheese?
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:rollin Roast beef yo
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WE WANT THE MEATS!!
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mmmm....beef curtains
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mmmm....beef curtains
Hold the horseradish tho
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/faf7cfe3691df55616d01e9485f79131/tumblr_o4nz62Fesm1uvjotlo1_500.jpg)
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:rollin
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Ew.
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Nasty...
Going up on Facebook. :lol
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Jurrasic Parkour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71to9IHALc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71to9IHALc)
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Does this make me a bad person?
(https://puu.sh/ognYv/e065fa9860.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/9lNpKB5.jpg)
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(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/EEB46F4A-ABE4-42C3-AF51-C3A7A50CA2C7_zpso1fjmfcc.jpg)
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(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4653293/spaceballs-the-tape-turn-o.gif)
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Jurrasic Parkour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71to9IHALc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71to9IHALc)
:rollin :rollin
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(https://cdn.slowrobot.com/2820140200100.jpg)
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LOL
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(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13007121_875923152535189_8354115778189666932_n.png?oh=c99a54f7951dd59b5c414088eb4aa781&oe=57747301)
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:lol
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ha
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:lol
Coz is on a roll
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:lol That's great
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/boob.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/boob.jpg.html)
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(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13007121_875923152535189_8354115778189666932_n.png?oh=c99a54f7951dd59b5c414088eb4aa781&oe=57747301)
100% Total truth.
Then after the guard picks something, she's like "i don't like that..."
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/She-Cried-Moe-Moe-Moe_zpsdsp8qp1j.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/She-Cried-Moe-Moe-Moe_zpsdsp8qp1j.jpg.html)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/sound.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/sound.jpg.html)
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Little girl as Andy Kaufman for talent show. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYI1LnYBTzo)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/bed.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/bed.jpg.html)
:tup
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Cheesy.
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That's where The Trooper gets his PIZZA the action :zydar:
It's not only the crust that gets a stuffin' :zydarscouch:
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/BYoosIt.jpg)
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:lol Daaaaaamn
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:rollin
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" Donald Trump reminds public to remain vigilant towards threat of terror, and if suspicious to dial 711 immediately. "
:rollin
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:rollin
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" Donald Trump reminds public to remain vigilant towards threat of terror, and if suspicious to dial 711 immediately. "
:rollin
I'm disappointed he didn't say 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
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(https://i.imgur.com/gZIBvYU.gif)
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Same Diff ::)
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:lol
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The funniest thing for me is that his face doesn't change.
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/death%20star.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/death%20star.jpg.html)
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Blame Lawrence Kasdan.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1461181469079_zpsf55irimf.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1461181469079_zpsf55irimf.jpg.html)
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fuck that, Im a Ritz!
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fuck that, Im a Ritz!
That's Ritz American. :lol. Btw, I agree with you.
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(https://i.imgur.com/yjILnCK.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vyxzl0i.png)
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(https://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab202/davisaw/B10221CB-5A93-456F-8EF2-AE03B5FF4CA3_zps0dwx6cva.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/fY80OGV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0Jy4i5Z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aUj9io8.jpg)
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Okay, I just found this video. I'm pretty fond of impressions, but this is the first female impression video that caught my attention. She does a pretty damn good job, and she's freaking adorable.
Every female Pixar character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMRnash45YE
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(https://i.imgur.com/yjILnCK.png)
:lol
Great, now it's stuck in my head.
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Great batch guys :lol
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Great batch guys :lol
That's what she said.
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(https://i.imgur.com/IBvvuA3.gif)
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That man in a genius.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs&sns=em
NSFW. language.
All of these are gold
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/pool.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/pool.jpg.html)
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Batman am Bizaro.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_20160421_215355_zpstfyvdkf2.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_20160421_215355_zpstfyvdkf2.jpg.html)
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I laughed, then felt bad about it.
Then I laughed again.
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I just laughed :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs&sns=em
NSFW. language.
All of these are gold
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/dvZAjyd.gif)
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Early CG special effects.
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Looks like Titanic - the SYFY version
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Needs more senseless explosions
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Video game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9w5bgtJC8
Real time Titanic sinking. waste 2 hours and 40 minutes of ur life
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Awesome !
But it's just a video :)
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12472605_1095365313858547_6101730638192677254_n.jpg?oh=6064eca24d7f1a0346e4fd85840f4311&oe=57B3F757)
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(https://i.imgur.com/UUrMKym.jpg)
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/whodidthis_zpse3br86tc.png)
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Awesome !
But it's just a video :)
Trailer and also a free demo at the site.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziC3Bacopj0
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/whodidthis_zpse3br86tc.png)
you're alive?
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Hahaha great random post from Jen.
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/whodidthis_zpse3br86tc.png)
you're alive?
I was just thinking of what to post all that time. Decided on google-eyes vagina.
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Hahaha great random post from Jen.
:hat
thank you, thank you. every few years I feel the need to pop in and mark my territory. :p
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Awe, the link is broken. It's not showing up anymore.
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/whodidthis_zpse3br86tc.png)
you're alive?
I was just thinking of what to post all that time. Decided on google-eyes vagina.
JEENNNNNNN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS
Srsly, you were like my wise mentor. My Obi-Wan Jenobi.
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/whodidthis_zpse3br86tc.png)
you're alive?
I was just thinking of what to post all that time. Decided on google-eyes vagina.
JEENNNNNNN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS
Srsly, you were like my wise mentor. My Obi-Wan Jenobi.
I could tell you all where I've been all these years but sometimes life is more fun without all that reality thunked right down in the middle of it. Still ghost hunting? I thought it was ironic that right after you started talking about that stuff, all the shows came on tv and have been there for several years and are just now starting to fade. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a Neilson rating household twice over the years and may or may not have watched a number of those back then (but only the good ones).
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Awe, the link is broken. It's not showing up anymore.
photobucket was sucking last night but today it seems to be working just fine, so hopefully it's all sorted.
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Ugh. Photo bucket sucks balls. Use Imgur.
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Ugh. Photo bucket sucks balls. Use Imgur.
I"m old and set in my ways. I've had my photobucket since 07. I'm just shocked that after all this time I have to still use photobucket to post images here in the first place. But best to keep it all off site, don't need to be bogging the server down.
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
isn't imgur the frog one? seems like it used to be whenever someone went over their allotted bandwidth in a given month their images would show a rainbow frog instead. anyhow, ima stick with photobucket. Anyone who clicks on a full sized pic for no reason deserves to be taken somewhere. :p
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I have an old Photobucket account for which I forgot the password. I would hate to think what photos are on that account. *shudders*
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
But it is possible to post Photobucket images that are not links. :huh:
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
But it is possible to post Photobucket images that are not links. :huh:
GUYS JUST LOOK AT THE FUNNY IMAGE AND MOVE ON. :lol :lol
bonus:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/suckhat.jpg)
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
But it is possible to post Photobucket images that are not links. :huh:
Yes but sometimes you wan't to click the image to see it bigger or to open it in it's own window and clicking the pic only ever takes you to the site.
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My photobucket pics shouldn't be linked to anything.
Historical photographs from the archive:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/6inches.jpg)
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/DreamAndGay.jpg)
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/octavarium028zq.jpg)
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
But it is possible to post Photobucket images that are not links. :huh:
Yes but sometimes you wan't to click the image to see it bigger or to open it in it's own window and clicking the pic only ever takes you to the site.
Yes, and I'm telling you that it only does that if you (or the person who posted it) explicitly make the image a link. Photobucket images do not have to be links as you seem to imply.
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A Movie Joke By Kotowboy :
" Speed 2 was so meta. The movie itself was a bomb ! "
:coolio
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
isn't imgur the frog one? seems like it used to be whenever someone went over their allotted bandwidth in a given month their images would show a rainbow frog instead. anyhow, ima stick with photobucket. Anyone who clicks on a full sized pic for no reason deserves to be taken somewhere. :p
I prefer the bucket.
Keep all my nudes there.
I expected to hear that jen had died in a twisting storm chasing accident.
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/sc.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/sc.jpg.html)
Was cleaning up my photobucket account and came across this beauty that I made when I was having fun with a Nigerian e mail scammer when he asked my for an ID a few years ago.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/ruZhBhx3r-9RcAicpFvZ3lJTzLGIwSciJYUJctkRWLU.jpg?w=448&s=99f1ea8a503ecf0fe2e7734d90d4ba72)
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You don't need to sign up to use Imgur and when you click on the image it doesn't take you to photobucket - which is really annoying.
isn't imgur the frog one? seems like it used to be whenever someone went over their allotted bandwidth in a given month their images would show a rainbow frog instead. anyhow, ima stick with photobucket. Anyone who clicks on a full sized pic for no reason deserves to be taken somewhere. :p
I prefer the bucket.
Keep all my nudes there.
I expected to hear that jen had died in a twisting storm chasing accident.
Still working on that.
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:lol
https://www.facebook.com/ATMmetal/videos/1398576783504614/
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Holy shit. :lol
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He doesn't seem to be into the bike so much...
..Maybe just a little bike curious.
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*facepalm* :lol
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/UZZivqg.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/NU5mFA0.jpg)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/ruZhBhx3r-9RcAicpFvZ3lJTzLGIwSciJYUJctkRWLU.jpg?w=448&s=99f1ea8a503ecf0fe2e7734d90d4ba72)
I miss watching Top Gear UK, hopefully they have the same chemistry with their new show on amazon.
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I wish James would leave. He's clearly the best presenter.
Maybe I should just watch his own shows.
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(https://i.imgur.com/UZZivqg.jpg)
:lol just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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*snip*
I miss watching Top Gear UK, hopefully they have the same chemistry with their new show on amazon.
I'm guessing it will be almost identical. From what I've read, a lot of the production crew left BBC and got hired by Amazon as well. Jeremy did a Q&A on Facebook yesterday and said that they had a lot of creative control on Top Gear and we'll see that again on their Amazon show. Also, if you don't count the Top Gear episodes where the three guys drove across entire countries, each episode had a budget of $400K-$500K. Amazon is spending upwards of $4M an episode. I have no clue what to expect, but I can't freaking wait.
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*Whoops wrong thread*
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(https://i.imgur.com/hA5tNG6.jpg)
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(https://deathbulge.com/images/comics/340.jpg)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1461965717550_zpsjghi6kvn.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1461965717550_zpsjghi6kvn.jpg.html)
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Explain ?
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Trannies in the mens bathroom. :neverusethis:
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It looks like a toilet.
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In America, there is a big controversy with transgenders in what bathroom. So it's a pun.
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It looks like a toilet.
Not a fan of toilet humor?
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I got the joke. My dad's a mechanic, so I know all about trannies. Wait what....
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I got the joke. My dad's a mechanic, so I know all about trannies. Wait what....
The truth always comes out in dire moments.
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It looks like a toilet.
Not a fan of toilet humor?
Toilet humor is usually pretty shitty.
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It looks like a toilet.
Not a fan of toilet humor?
Toilet humor is usually pretty shitty.
You taking the piss?
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Stop being so pissy.
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Stop being so pissy.
We just never know with him. It's a total crapshoot.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hA5tNG6.jpg)
:rollin brilliant
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/9ee089325f7ea833ed71be1fd63105f0/tumblr_nwbqhwoH751rwuk6do1_500.png)
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:lol
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Someone posted this image on facebook via the local shelter because they found this bunny on the street and it appears to be someone's pet. I just keep thinking this is the freaking scariest looking rabbit I have EVER seen. it's like a cross between the immortal and a black and white killer clown.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Chc2F5iW0AAphQ7.jpg:large)
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That rabbit looks like it belongs in a death metal band :lol
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Insane Rabbit Posse?
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Insane Rabbit Posse?
Rabbilows?
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Not so much funny as just WTF
(https://i.imgur.com/Q9WvXNO.png)
Also kinda WTF, but the girl is cute
(https://i.imgur.com/FzjlIkh.png)
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Wrong thread. Sorry y'all.
:zydar:
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You've never heard of dirt cement, Orby? WHAT A LOSER!
She can pull my zipper down. That's cool. You cool, lady, you cool.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Tt3NvlR.png)
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(https://choualbox.com/Img/145976226882.jpeg)
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Wowww haha
My first thought was "That picture could be a lot more ominous than funny". My second thought was "Someone probably thew that shoe with some meat in it to the croc specifically for this joke".
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(https://i.imgur.com/fdws8zw.jpg)
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:rollin
Can't not hear that in a super gay german accent :rollin
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Random side note, that's probably an American in a Luftwaffe costume. Germany doesn't do reenactments (for obvious reasons).
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9dzz2TJhm/
:rollin Whoops A Daisy.
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Jon Bovi :metal
We have a running gag with my band, whenever people ask us who our manager is. We pretend he's an American Italian, named (not Bongiorno) but: John Bourno.
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(https://i.imgur.com/SWDaAtw.gif)
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:lol
Can't argue with that.
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:rollin
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As if Ronald McDonald Chump would be a better president than Obama.
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As if Ronald McDonald Chump would be a better president than Obama.
Easily, and thats assuming you are talking about Ronald Mcdonald or Trump.
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As if Ronald McDonald Chump would be a better president than Obama.
Your fired.
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As if Ronald McDonald Chump would be a better president than Obama.
Your fired fried.
Fix'd
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Lol. My what?
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Lol. My what?
My what? My "God, it's another grammar bomb by the King!"
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Keynote cringe:
Qualcomm at CES 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY)
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Keynote cringe:
Qualcomm at CES 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY)
What the flagnar was that?
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Lol. My what?
My what? My "God, it's another grammar bomb by the King!"
God dammit, "You're".
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:rollin
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Keynote cringe:
Qualcomm at CES 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY)
:|
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Lol. My what?
My what? My "God, it's another grammar bomb by the King!"
God dammit, "You're".
You know we luv ya :hug:
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Lol. My what?
My what? My "God, it's another grammar bomb by the King!"
God dammit, "You're".
You no we luv ya :hug:
FTFY
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Me no U guys are kool.
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Me no U guys are kool.
We're arranging a charity rock concert to raise money for all of us.
" ME NO U GUYS ARE KOOL AID "
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Me tink Kewl Aide nasty shizite!
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Lol. My what?
My what? My "God, it's another grammar bomb by the King!"
God dammit, "You're".
Ewe no Wii luv ya :hug:
FTFY
FTFY
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PhTPhU
FTFY
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PhTPhU
FUPS
FTFY for John. :biggrin:
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PhTPhU
FUPS
FTFY for Jhon. :biggrin:
Fixt Dat Fer Kinge
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:lol
Soon that will be a normal spelling for names John.
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Kin g SHEmhgP:HLAP"ID
(https://i.imgur.com/2OXbWNo.gif)
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That looks like the alien language Bender reads on the show. :lol
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(https://thefw.com/files/2013/06/Inbred.jpg)
(https://tyrionlannister.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image11.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/xGYoKbN.jpg)
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Me being a chef ruined that joke, all I saw was crappy, dry thyme that I'd rather throw out.
Edit: I didi find this though....
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/5162013222840.jpg)
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Fresh thyme is such a pain in the ass though. I know you're supposed to strip it top to bottom, but the ends are always so fragile that they break and I have to start about a third of the way down the strip to get it to work.
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I love when they take the thyme to strip it from top to bottom.
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It's time to take the thyme.
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A change of seasonings.
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Innocheese Grated
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The Root of All Basil
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Images and Herbs
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In the name of Garlic
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Systematic Cumin.
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A Fortune In Chives.
Another Bay (Leaf)
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Somewhat funny, but I made this video last night of shooting a centipede with a nerf gun
https://youtu.be/0Z6bNYUK3dY (https://youtu.be/0Z6bNYUK3dY)
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I want to say something about you harming that defenseless critter but I'm too busy laughing too hard.
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THE ASTONISHING soup I had for my tea. :coolio
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(https://puu.sh/oJ94a/d9f8746e43.jpg)
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:lol I've seen that image many times before, but not with the addition of the bottom panel.
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(https://puu.sh/oJ9Hu/a595b1a58c.jpg)
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https://theberry.com/2016/05/06/15-hilarious-mothers-day-cards-proving-kids-are-tiny-weirdos/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_term=chivepost&utm_campaign=kidscards :lol
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That was glorious! I'm in tears.
"Blow Me".
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That was glorious! I'm in tears.
"Blow Me".
:lol I know, right? These are great.
I'm a fan of:
(https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/x-hilarious-mothers-day-cards-proving-kids-are-cute-tiny-weirdos-15.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500&strip=info)
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True story
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I came across some old ones while going through my Photobucket library.
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/221965_299596416814508_360910318_n_zps0ef4769e.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/1472926_525514234222724_1199231970_n_zpsbf4983c5.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/1465182_1786838878038022_2011260788_n_zps79535c02.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/1450813_1787068451348398_805659661_n_zps6a9699e1.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/BettyWhitePower_zpsa2bd3343.jpg)
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/funny-memes-33_zpsc274812a.jpg)
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(https://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z404/mattie4ever/13091927_10204172880440623_11007935170956655_n_zpspfxemjcg.jpg) (https://s1188.photobucket.com/user/mattie4ever/media/13091927_10204172880440623_11007935170956655_n_zpspfxemjcg.jpg.html)
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Might go to the grocery store.
(https://i.imgur.com/jNqtgo5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/W38iXO5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2QxoLsI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HdhuzLw.jpg)
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I've actually seen the cock flavored soup mix at a grocery store where my parents live, in VA. Laughed my ass off and took a pic.
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This reminds me of when my local Chinese Buffet had "Vanilla Putin" on the dessert table. Pre-smartphone days, darn it.
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I've actually seen the cock flavored soup mix at a grocery store where my parents live, in VA. Laughed my ass off and took a lick.
FTFY
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From thailand
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/05/article-0-1AABF37A000005DC-858_634x407.jpg)
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That KFC was featured in Last Week Tonight awhile ago, hilarious.
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Conversation between my wife and daughter. S is my daughter, "me" is my wife.
S: When I get big and get a husband we'll get a house, and then we'll get a baby, right?
Me: If you want one.
S: Don't you have to?
Me: No, not if you don't want to.
S: I want to. Well how do you get one exactly?
Me: .... it's kind of complicated. Maybe we can look for a book at the library.
S: Oh and then we can see the directions?
Me: ... sure.
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:lol must be such an awkward conversation for you parents, and a funny one when it's over and you can look back and laugh without the child knowing.
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My mum just gave me a fully illustrated book when I was 9.
I'm 37 now and still don't want kids.
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Well of course not. The fully illustrated book traumatized you for life when you were 9.
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Well - anyone that has kids complains about not sleeping and not getting any peace :lol
Any comedian that is a parent only does stuff about wishing they never had kids :lol
I'll pass.
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Not all. You're exaggerating. Brian Regan is an example of one who gives positive jokes about children. I think your personal experience has molded you to see the negative in not having children.
Just like I see the positives because my wife and I couldn't so you csn see it influenced our perspective on children.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8AUb3HI.jpg)
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:lol Oh man, the twisted kind of mind that comes up with this.
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(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13102605_1568658206496960_9114951079239381692_n.jpg?oh=48f3968d27a76a764e58556f648ba322&oe=57A319CA)
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:lol
Now I hope I die at 99.
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You won't. You'll still be posting here and your post count will be over a million.
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I think the odds of either me or DTF still being around in 70 years is slim to none, especially if I'm still spending that much time at DTF. :lol
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:lol
It was just an interesting thought.
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Time for a lawsuit against Lego. Wouldn't be shocked in this day and age.
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In a time of heightened sensitivity and attention whores, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xOOTdo8.jpg)
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:clap:
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Thank god that kid wasn't running for Prime Minister. People still would've voted for him #AnyoneExceptTheIncumbent
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What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?
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What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?
Just the general way Trump answers questions.
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What's that based on ? Something Trump said ?
Everything Trump says. :lol he just talks like that but never actually answers the question.
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/porn.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/porn.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/xOOTdo8.jpg)
I call BS on this. Why would you give 5 lines to answer a question that takes one word to answer.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sLx2kXR.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/sLQnJD1.jpg)
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This is especially funny if you've previously seen the clips of the work with these robotics and engineering. Regardless its so hilarious... I was literally crying laughing for like 5 minutes after (given I realllly needed a laugh) :laugh:
https://www.facebook.com/NextNextNow/videos/785661831569809/
(Youtube link if you don't have access to FB.. https://youtu.be/onNFfCbu0gE )
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This is especially funny if you've previously seen the clips of the work with these robotics and engineering. Regardless its so hilarious... I was literally crying laughing for like 5 minutes after (given I realllly needed a laugh) :laugh:
https://www.facebook.com/NextNextNow/videos/785661831569809/
(Youtube link if you don't have access to FB.. https://youtu.be/onNFfCbu0gE )
I knew it was gonna be that one! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/58HhttE.png)
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lol
Check out the Armored Combat League (https://vimeo.com/161511617).
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Trump rally last night Eugene, OR - :lol :lol :lol I can't stop replaying it. :lol
https://www.facebook.com/carrice.whitley/videos/1114498088600890/?pnref=story
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I'm still watching it over and over and laughing out loud the entire time. :lol I"m gonna pass out
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On a similar note:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD5oXlqLq1k
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I went to a minor league baseball game with some friends. My buddy and I both used the bathroom at the same time. There's a couple ladies standing outside waiting for somebody. On the way out he says very loudly, "You know why I don't wash my hands? Because it's MY dick!" I would have pissed myself had I not just pissed.
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Years ago a fellow chef's response to the old handwashing thing was "Your old lady has been sucking my dick for months and she ain't been sick a day, don't trip about it."
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Was it him?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/c7/29/d2c72939a90d28f29ea1b85138b45931.jpg)
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OMG... I was in tears just within the first 45 seconds.
Watch ya mouth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWEwNa8pICg)
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:lol the female is pretty good at enunciating despite that thing.
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I went to a minor league baseball game with some friends. My buddy and I both used the bathroom at the same time. There's a couple ladies standing outside waiting for somebody. On the way out he says very loudly, "You know why I don't wash my hands? Because it's MY dick!" I would have pissed myself had I not just pissed.
yeah my husband had that attitude too until he got a C. Diff infection and resulting colitis from not washing his hands after using the facilities at the chinese buffet.
C. Diff comes from fecal contamination.
Something in there was contaminated and he touched it and never washed it off before eating. It wasn't the swinging door he had to come back out of, we all lean into those instead of touching them with our hands. It was either the swinging door on the way IN, or something inside the rest room.
If he'd only washed his hands he'd saved himself from still having to be on a restricted diet to this day, and forever. C. Diff colitis took away his ability to process a great many things from here on out unfortunately. And some people would say the extremely high doses of long term metronidazole and cipro he had to take also contributed to that. Who knows.
Anyway... I'm a fan of handwashing personally. *shrug*
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/1KgomOaGMdNi8/giphy.gif)
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When you see it...
(https://i.imgur.com/LQctwmR.jpg)
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Ha
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Is the joke that they highlighted Wyoming instead of Colorado, or something else I am missing?
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Ha! Good catch bosk1.
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Is the joke that they highlighted Wyoming instead of Colorado, or something else I am missing?
Bingo. This was an actual thing, by the way. Not a joke image.
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Pretty sure that's it. I used to get the two rectangular ones mixed-up, too, when I was in grade school. Since this is USA Today, that sounds about right.
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McPaper strikes again.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ISGx4L7.jpg)
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:lol WTF
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"Captain's log".
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"Oh, My!" :lol
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:rollin
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lolcocks
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If meat eaters acted like vegans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
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If meat eaters acted like vegans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
Excellent!
"Because Orca's" and "Kale farming is the # 1 destroyer of the environment" :rollin
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The part where he kicks her chair out was hilarious.
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If meat eaters acted like vegans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
:rollin
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/13198425_10206849056965009_6528489021173596620_o.jpg)
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I see a lot of weird key changes but I don't get it. Did someone butcher the song recently?
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I see a lot of weird key changes but I don't get it. Did someone butcher the song recently?
Yea, same here. I don't know if something happened recently, or if this is a joke that only theory nerds get.
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/tit.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/tit.jpg.html)
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I see a lot of weird key changes but I don't get it. Did someone butcher the song recently?
Yes, pretty horribly. I've seen it posted on Facebook, but I'm sure it's on YouTube.
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I see a lot of weird key changes but I don't get it. Did someone butcher the song recently?
Here ya go - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg08PEp2Gs
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I see a lot of weird key changes but I don't get it. Did someone butcher the song recently?
Here ya go - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg08PEp2Gs
Oh God. I couldn't make it through the first 30 seconds.
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That video is amazing. Kudos to that guy for doing that.
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Oh my bad, should have included the video. It's amazing! :lol
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That video is amazing. Kudos to that guy for doing that.
Yah... his facial expressions, and captions are priceless. What he does at "And the rocket's red glare" slays me. :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/mFnl0.jpg)
The Outlook doesn't look promising. I hope he has Access to any security cameras.
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I sure hope he manages to Excel in his endeavors.
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Word.
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(https://i.imgur.com/R9d4bOy.jpg)
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:rollin
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:clap:
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Been there. I feel his pain. ;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/Nf4wuFq.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/aFqdq2R.jpg)
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(https://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/lamtwins/cat.jpg) (https://s144.photobucket.com/user/lamtwins/media/cat.jpg.html)
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:lol
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lol
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(https://images.kashamalasha.com/201605150002-kashamalasha-com.jpg)
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:rollin haha.
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Perfect! Most pictures of cats in boxes that I've seen, the cat's just sitting there in the box like "Well, here I am in the box. No idea why. It just seemed like the thing to do."
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(https://i.imgur.com/ncpDIsg.gif)
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That's pretty Fucking funny. I laughed hard.
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Intense water bottle flip at talent show. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4)
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I'm going to preface this picture with the fact that I am a proponent of gender equality. I am also a proponent of being a dick to my friends whenever I can.
(https://puu.sh/p4gIW/10f0a7be44.jpg)
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Oh Tim. :lol
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Intense water bottle flip at talent show. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4)
Not bad but that reaction was ridiculously over the top. It sounded like they were dying.
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(https://i.imgur.com/XSIX1g7.jpg)
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BECAUSE IM DERP IT... :marriageanalogy:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjQu476WEAA8lIw.jpg)
SPOT THE IDIOT :neverusethis:
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Intense water bottle flip at talent show. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4)
Yeah, I saw that.
I chuckled.
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(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/525201607245989642.jpg)
(https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3706/2775/original.jpg)
(https://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2013/03/thumbsandammo-11.jpg)
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(https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3706/2775/original.jpg)
:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/lNpjSrz.gif)
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:lol
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I'm going to preface this picture with the fact that I am a proponent of gender equality. I am also a proponent of being a dick to my friends whenever I can.
(https://puu.sh/p4gIW/10f0a7be44.jpg)
:lol Dude. :lol
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That video is amazing. Kudos to that guy for doing that.
Yah... his facial expressions, and captions are priceless. What he does at "And the rocket's red glare" slays me. :rollin
Every single time. :lol I need to post this every week on my facebook so that it will turn up in my On This Day memories weekly for the rest of my life.
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(https://i.imgur.com/lNpjSrz.gif)
Your gif makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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Your gif makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
:clap:
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Agreed. That's pretty twisted.
Funny, though. But I couldn't tell you why.
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Your gif makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
:clap:
(https://i.imgur.com/VtRIt3t.gif)
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Head games:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-abxlUVP8D_Q/UJHC7FvnAmI/AAAAAAAABe8/P74ZBv96HRQ/s1600/se+cupp+glasses+openmouth489s.jpg)
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S.E. Cupp...love that woman.
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Dude Looks Like A Grandma!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1464637039211_zpshg23izuh.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1464637039211_zpshg23izuh.jpg.html)
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What a waste of beer.
(https://i.imgur.com/QakYLgS.gif)
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I'm calling fake on that. His hand wasn't shaking at all as he grabbed that beer. :blob:
I'm no fun.
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I'm calling fake on that. His hand wasn't shaking at all as he grabbed that beer. :blob:
I'm no fun.
You're the Aussie Kotowboy.
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/cdempDI.jpg)
Proctologist Simulator 2016
or
Tom Clancy's Sphincter Cell
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Grand Theft Anal
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And we thought Blob never did anything productive.
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How do you think James hits that F#?
It's all Blob's doing.
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Time for my morning meditation
https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY
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Ahh, infomercial fail gifs...
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/94a87f83e0c14d915636896248703fe2/tumblr_inline_ng380nsOpt1sxbqkn.gif)
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/84873222.gif)
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/84873228.gif)
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/84873196.gif)
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/84873198.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/4H4NKAn.gif)
(https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/8/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31123-1352415867-5.gif)
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That one about the plastic wrap is no joke. I cannot deal with that shit. Every time I am asked to get some out to wrap something up, I look like a complete imbecile. It is a vile substance.
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I've never had that problem. It certainly isn't the best thing to deal with but I've never had a complete meltdown like in the gif. Also, Press N Seal for the win.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Px6ZPIP.jpg)
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Whenever I see those infomercial GIFs, I always try to figure out what product they might be advertising.
Like the one where the kid tips over his can. What are they selling? A cup with a lid?
And what about the woman trying to get something out of her cupboard? I feel like the only solution for that kind of astronomical clumsiness would be a glove that just negates gravity, thus making it impossible to drop anything. So I can only assume that is what she's marketing.
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That one about the plastic wrap is no joke. I cannot deal with that shit. Every time I am asked to get some out to wrap something up, I look like a complete imbecile. It is a vile substance.
Same here. To this day I do not know how that shit is supposed to work.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hLyguUp.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dGvmbzd.jpg)
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:clap:
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Ahh, infomercial fail gifs...
These were priceless dude :lol
My favorite is this one (https://youtu.be/Htbo1yW6qeU), when I first saw it I trolled my wife for a while in the mornings when we're getting ready for work, by reenacting that first scene hehe
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(https://i.imgur.com/xsb7rJV.png)
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Email me if you want a pizza roll...
Heh....heh.....heh.......
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(https://i.imgur.com/Fwa4VRO.jpg)
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That's not even funny because it's so fucking awesome and beautiful. That's one of the greatest things I've seen in a while. It probably doesn't go anywhere else so I get that part but...it's way too fucking badass to be funny.
I love it. So. Much. :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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Some dude on YT (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3cEHZGQCK7EFzP_q2ABWA/videos) has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol
Pull Me Under (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFjKtVqgUM)
Subdivisions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnN3_adBxRE)
Run to the Hills (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIz0FRupqeY)
Take on Me (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67q-hXkZxE8)
Man in the Box (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v5Dx-gfBM)
Bohemian Rhapsody (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_j0nubKSk)
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Oh god. :lol
The Iron Maiden one actually didn't sound any more off than the original.
Bohemian Rhapsody :lol
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Some dude on YT (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3cEHZGQCK7EFzP_q2ABWA/videos) has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol
Pull Me Under (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFjKtVqgUM)
The chorus in Pull Me Under is :lolpalm:
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Oh my God, this is so painful. :lol My whole body cringes like crazy.
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Some dude on YT (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3cEHZGQCK7EFzP_q2ABWA/videos) has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol
Pull Me Under (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFjKtVqgUM)
The chorus in Pull Me Under is :lolpalm:
haha my God :lol
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Some dude on YT (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3cEHZGQCK7EFzP_q2ABWA/videos) has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin That is amazing
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Holy Cow Bohemian Rhapsody! :lol
Had to actually listen to the original for comfort.
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Still sounds better than me when I sing.
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Ok Take On Me was eerie as hell.
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The Iron Maiden one actually didn't sound any more off than the original.
Yeah, Dickinson sings with so much grit that only the chorus sounds really off.
But wait, there's more:
I Was Made for Loving You (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m_aA6Baf7g)
Never Gonna Give You Up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L36MDCexm8)
Poker Face (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHXWh0c78U)
Firework (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2uSezUBeGc)
YYZ (guitar out of tune) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLGOZFCFcU)
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The Iron Maiden one actually didn't sound any more off than the original.
Yeah, Dickinson sings with so much grit that only the chorus sounds really off.
Yep, the chorus was where it got really bad when you had harmonies too, but his gritty wide vibrato and at times spoken vocals made the verses sound not too bad.
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Great, now I'm going to have to explain to people why I'm crying at my desk. PMU was highly entertaining, but Bohemian Rhapsody had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sXQm17X.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WjUlLvk.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/sdFNA.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/smRoa.png)
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All of those are excellent. :rollin :lol
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Found it :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
After watching this again, I decided to play some Mario Kart for SNES. Needless to say, the music when you win a round as Yoshi sounds like this song.
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haha :lol
I had forgotten this song.
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Here's the Yoshi win music:
https://youtu.be/DblQOsb00-g
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Here's the Yoshi win music:
https://youtu.be/DblQOsb00-g
I just posted this on Facebook telling my brother this was the song you heard every time I beat your ass with Yoshi.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Ze3j3p1.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/c6Gi05a.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/Hr57XDV.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Ze3j3p1.gif)
And today this GIF became so much more relevant.
I'm so sorry
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(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/6/16/21/vuvuzela-concerto-in-b-flat-6706-1276739190-23.jpg)
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(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/6/16/21/vuvuzela-concerto-in-b-flat-6706-1276739190-23.jpg)
Haha, reminds me of a friend who put a trunpet mouth piece on a vuvuzela :lol
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Too soon?
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13450949_10208627772426806_8972945447168979578_n.jpg?oh=8bdda89e12707efd613f25e0073e8f33&oe=57E002A7)
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Eh. That's just not that funny/inventive/original for the topic, I don't think.
Nothing special.
If I'm gonna rag on a topic that's usually "off limits" it's gotta be a knee slapper. Least to me. That's just very...mundane and matter of fact. I dunno. Maybe it is funny. *farts*
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Pretty much the same here. I'm not offended, but it's not very funny either. Has nothing to do with the topic; just not well executed.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YFPpiDl.jpg)
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Man, Will's VR face gets around.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnqt1AJswuOyoyk/giphy.gif (https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnqt1AJswuOyoyk/giphy.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/O1sdnFb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ERHqOu1.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/RBlPZYg.jpg)
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:lol
Ron Swanson is the best character
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The commercial for Ron's building company: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWe0BRaQx3s
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Scotland are the champs in creative ways to swear:
(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/23065501/800/normal/8a306d3005352/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild+2016-06-25+kl.+12.46.36.jpg)
(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/23065500/800/normal/fe558ba99a352/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild+2016-06-25+kl.+12.46.47.jpg)
(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/23065499/800/normal/08f4beda4e352/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild+2016-06-25+kl.+12.46.55.jpg)
(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/23065497/800/normal/94fb74f8c2274/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild+2016-06-25+kl.+12.47.23.jpg)
(https://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/23065495/800/normal/d854f857cc274/Sk%C3%A4rmavbild+2016-06-25+kl.+12.47.43.jpg)
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Spotted at a Wendy's in Beaver, UT
(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/wendysbeaver_zpsbe6uhmsi.jpg~original)
Also...I shot this commercial for Haken's new album...a parody of an appropriately 80's TV ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp_gBuEFqTE
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I would eat Wendy's beaver. I love redheads and always thought "Wendy" was adorable.
(https://2mq7gc1x3sb8m9tjf4dau4bl.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/morgan-smith-2013-670x405.jpg)
(https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/140907-PERS-Wendys-Girl-ftr.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/cSOFdsX.png)
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I admit it took me a moment to remember that GB meant anything other than gigabyte. :lol
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I admit it took me a moment to remember that GB meant anything other than gigabyte. :lol
Seriously, I just stared at it for a moment and was like...okay, what does that mean? :blob:
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I admit it took me a moment to remember that GB meant anything other than gigabyte. :lol
It took me your post to figure it out. Feel like an idiot.
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Didn't realize it till blob's post either, but then again I'm a bit slow today.
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Bunch of nerds, the lot of you!
:tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/S1QAaVi.gif)
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:lol
I never thought of that. Lol
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Old gif, but still very funny though, lol! :lol
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Not a real laugh-out-loud, but a couple of things about this poster made me chuckle:
(https://i.imgur.com/65PSZ8t.png)
- Band name logos so "extreme" that they need subtitles even though the word is right there (kinda)
- An event called "Grind, Death & Slam" and the new video for "Bloodbath of Satanic Vengeance" for ALL AGES!
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I just bought a condo in Morocco! Third floor, and the steps lead right up to the front door. Nice stone building with a rustic look. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it's awesome!
(https://i.imgur.com/LJ9A3tX.png)
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(https://puu.sh/pJ8NC/7b12fe8477.jpg)
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A joke, that I found on reddit:
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them.
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up".
Sure, they said, you’re welcome.
So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
"What do you do for a living?"
I’m a hit man," was the reply.
"You're joking!” was the response.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
That's a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here".
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. "This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom".
"Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!! The bitch!"
He turned to the hit man. “How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I'll do a flat rate, for you: One thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
“Sure, what do you want?”
"First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
“Are you gonna do it or not?" asked the friend impatiently.
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly . . . . . "I think I can save ya a grand here."
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Heh heh. Nice. :tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/KFQJz5N.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/78pBaw1.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vzOze0K.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cCXNqrn.jpg)
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Yello? :lol
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:rollin :rollin
although the horse head girl with a boner and the bunny creepin through the window is a bit more ???
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reading the topics on this page...
"Going Clean & Sober" is followed by "Time for a Drinks-Who's in?"
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reading the topics on this page...
"Going Clean & Sober" is followed by "Time for a Drinks-Who's in?"
:rollin
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reading the topics on this page...
"Going Clean & Sober" is followed by "Time for a Drinks-Who's in?"
Now its "Going Clean & Sober" "Post Your Picture" into "Time For Drinks-Who's in?"
Edit: Forgot "Lonely Hearts Club" at the end.
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And now Going Clean and Sober is after the Labrie/Rudess Facebook chat. :lol
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reading the topics on this page...
"Going Clean & Sober" is followed by "Time for a Drinks-Who's in?"
Now its "Going Clean & Sober" "Post Your Picture" into "Time For Drinks-Who's in?"
Edit: Forgot "Lonely Hearts Club" at the end.
Last week on twitter - two of the trends side by side were
Oscar Pistorius
&
The Last Leg
:biggrin:
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(https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13254582_1177043142326092_3033024559537918450_n.jpg?oh=2b1da16e6ce8a3acc974139ff9e8294b&oe=580678D9)
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I sure as fuck hope something is lost in translation.
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Is that in Skroth and is she the reason the White Walkers don't like summer?
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It´s a take on the scary pics they put on packets of cigarets over here to warn people about the dangers of smoking. This is a variation.
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It´s a take on the scary pics they put on packets of cigarets over here to warn people about the dangers of smoking. This is a variation.
Except dutch people are not fat at all. We should be seeing that here in America.
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It´s a take on the scary pics they put on packets of cigarets over here to warn people about the dangers of smoking. This is a variation.
Except dutch people are not fat at all. We should be seeing that here in America.
Except that every time an American dies of Obesity - everyone just calls for more McDonalds.
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That's like saying everybody has fucked up teeth in England because the royals interbreed.
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Adobe Premiere Pro - Basic Tutorial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMwx56aJEo)
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Adobe Premiere Pro - Basic Tutorial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMwx56aJEo)
:lol
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fake
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fake
What gave it away? :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/ux1DG9I.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/8xdWjBz.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/ueY5fjr.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WMzq12m.jpg)
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lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/Z96dk7L.jpg)
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:lol
https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ (https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/cBiQRr9.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/SqRQq.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/WYlu0Qw.png)
Duuno if it's true or not, but it's funny.
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:lol
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:lol
https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ (https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/)
"Good design is as little design as possible."
- some German motherfucker
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/vLVuq7T.gif)
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Holy fucking shit. :lol :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/WYlu0Qw.png)
Duuno if it's true or not, but it's funny.
My favorite Stones anecdote is Charlie Watts being awakened in the middle of the night by a drunken Jagger screaming for "his drummer." Watts got up , showered, shaved, put on one of his impeccable suits, walked down stairs and punched Jagger in the fucking jaw before going back to bed. He just strikes me as the sort of bloke that'd want to look dapper for such a moment.
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I was just about to post something about the Charlie Watts story, I love that one. I've also heard that he said "Don't ever call me your drummer again, you're my singer"
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Yep, I heard the quote from Watts with that story, too. Pretty funny.
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:lol I've seen a few of those Pokemon Go gags. I saw one with a guy lying down on a bed in a hotel, and it has a Diglet right on his crotch.
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I'm just gonna admit it, i'm ashamed for catching that reference. Not because i've seen it but more because a pokemon and a coutch made me instantly think of it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/nJvw7dV.gif)T
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I haven't a square to spare.
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That's gold.
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(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm213/bmtravis/8E5AAFD1-3714-48CE-AB09-A008DF7C25F8_zpsstmp3wfe.jpg)
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:rollin
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https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/07/18/the-5-weirdest-pokemon-go-deaths-so-far (https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/07/18/the-5-weirdest-pokemon-go-deaths-so-far)
#5 is sad.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5CvpC.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/5CvpC.jpg)
Omg. :lol
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:lol :metal
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Though according to him, they would have to be fat teens. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/JIV6AuP.jpg)
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Don't show that to my gf or I'll be wearing them till I die.
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This is kinda political because of who it is, but what the hell, it's funny.
(https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/6A65/production/_90473272_wall3.jpg)
Artist builds wall around Trump's Hollywood star (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36854572)
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The Mexicans at work thought this was fucking hysterical, obviously.
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Ronald Chump must be mocked at any available opportunity.
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(https://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g137936827699432068.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgflip.com/17qmza.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/17qmza) (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
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:rollin
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This remains one of my all-time favourite videos on the internet.
Jon Lajoie - You Are Not Alone (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ME8owgVBWU)
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(https://i.imgur.com/QY29i9r.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OnxhP.jpg)
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Home Alone Co-Star resurfaces after 26 years (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJMjiG1v3W4&feature=youtu.be)
:lol
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Hahaha that's funny.
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Awww haha :metal :heart
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With that mustache? It probably chased him.
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:lol
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Monkey business...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pH98f8kz5w
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpC9kf0WEAAbqC7.jpg:large)
:emo: All that power...
Still made a shit movie.
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:emo: All that power...
Still made a shit movie.
LOL. Girl Power got your ticket money. ;)
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That's not funny. It's cool that they are happy about it.
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That's not funny. It's cool that they are happy about it.
Exactly. As a father of two daughters, I applaud their accomplishment on its face.
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That's not funny. It's cool that they are happy about it.
Yeah! Go them, it's an awesome picture! :metal
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/EFB3713A-03DC-42EC-8186-14F4AEF9C636.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/EFB3713A-03DC-42EC-8186-14F4AEF9C636.jpg.html)
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:lol
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Actual screenshot of Secret Life of Pets from Rotten Tomatoes
(https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/jammindude/secretlifeum_zpsriue2lho.jpg~original)
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Red rocket?
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Sorry if this has been already posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHN3ybd-zo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHN3ybd-zo)
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Sorry if this has been already posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHN3ybd-zo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHN3ybd-zo)
JP: Pretty basic stuff . . . Crowd: uhhhh?
Ha ha. Very funny video. :)
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:lol
That's pretty good
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/8B7C4CFD-118D-457A-9EA8-43B5C3B5A601.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/8B7C4CFD-118D-457A-9EA8-43B5C3B5A601.jpg.html)
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:lol
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I've seen that before but it's still damn funny. :lol
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/E2799CF0-364F-428E-9AC4-389739A52E0E.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/E2799CF0-364F-428E-9AC4-389739A52E0E.jpg.html)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y3nJ3xD.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/E2799CF0-364F-428E-9AC4-389739A52E0E.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/E2799CF0-364F-428E-9AC4-389739A52E0E.jpg.html)
:rollin
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The doctor looks like a Lego guy in the second panel.
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The patient sorta does too in the top panels, now that you mention it.
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Oh my God, those things are awesome!!!
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Love me some of that pink but not the stink
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/BD435DFC-03FD-4893-A829-32907C6052F2.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/BD435DFC-03FD-4893-A829-32907C6052F2.jpg.html)
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Too soon?
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/3b8586a19a85028369f877c7eef9004064997282976daf195ffbad156cf1c1c7_1.jpg)
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Sub Tuna? Bus Unat? :justjen
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Bust a nut? :lol
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Bust a nut? :lol
:lol x2
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I maded a video. Jar Jar Binks dies. That's all you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hyF39ZyLA0
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:lol
The arm!! That's the answer!! :lol
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Holy shit. The arm... :rollin
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I maded a video. Jar Jar Binks dies. That's all you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hyF39ZyLA0
:tup :tup :hefdaddy
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:rollin :rollin
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I fucking love you, Blob.
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I wanna fucking make love to you, Blob.
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You forgot to mention the added bonus of C3PO slamming one of the Ewoks against the fence. :lol
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You forgot to mention the added bonus of C3PO slamming one of the Ewoks against the fence. :lol
Eh, that just means he'll become a "vengeful and angry god" to the Ewoks.
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You forgot to mention the added bonus of C3PO slamming one of the Ewoks against the fence. :lol
I had to leave something to surprise. :biggrin:
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/7rj2ZgttvgomY/giphy.gif)
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You forgot to mention the added bonus of C3PO slamming one of the Ewoks against the fence. :lol
Eh, that just means he'll become a "vengeful and angry god" to the Ewoks.
Who? Blob? :laugh:
You forgot to mention the added bonus of C3PO slamming one of the Ewoks against the fence. :lol
I had to leave something to surprise. :biggrin:
Well played, sir.
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Great video, Blob! :lol
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Awesome Blob! :lol Love the Terminator:esque music.
Guy trolls online blackjack dealers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XtHV_vwcY&feature=youtu.be)
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Whore is everywhere! :lol
https://gaus.ee/2016/08/tous-les-poules/
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One of my favourite scenes from the show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utLdFWSfTkU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utLdFWSfTkU)
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I hated Peep Show. Robert Webb is absolutely shite on his own and David Mitchell is better when he's either improvising on a panel show or doing his soapbox shorts on YouTube.
Plus That Mitchell & Webb Look has a ton of writers.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp1xB_IVIAAAOWW.jpg:large)
Adam Savage as Wallace.
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I maded a video. Jar Jar Binks dies. That's all you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hyF39ZyLA0
:tup :tup :hefdaddy
I just watched this, fantastic! :metal
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I miss Wallace and Gromit.
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I miss Wallace and Gromit.
My fave of the short films was always the first one A Grand Day Out. It had a charm that the other two didn't have.
" Lucky Heather ?
Er no. How lucky can it be ?
You've got pocketfulls of the stuff and you're homeless..."
- A Joke by Kotowboy
:biggrin:
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Yeah, the first one is often the one closest to the creator's vision, because he/she doesn't know yet what the rules are. After that, it's too easy to fall into a "formula". There's too much pressure to recreate whatever it was that made the first one memorable, and if you can't quantify exactly what that was, you can at least mimic the pattern and hope it works just as well.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHhFQPWYAAyR5q.jpg:large)
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Well, since they can't even spell "center" correctly, I'm surprised anyone in that cartoon has a job.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHhFQPWYAAyR5q.jpg:large)
:clap:
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Well, since they can't even spell "center" correctly, I'm surprised anyone in that cartoon has a job.
He must be a fan of Dream Theatre.
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Olympics photoshop
(https://statics.memedeportes.com/mmds/2016/08/MMD_925447_ves_esta_imagen_imaginate_la_de_chops_que_han_creado_con_ella.jpg)
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Slow day at work, so a couple images that aren't very funny, but are perhaps mildly amusing.
(https://i.imgur.com/r6jo0Yq.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/6pxmQ3k.jpg)
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(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/rax0suq.gif?w=1163&h=654)
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Symphony of Larstruction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GAK39PHFAk)
Lars of the Tiger (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPl97UTG4A)
2 Minutes to Portnoy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad5pL9NFbmE)
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:rollin :rollin
Those are great!
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Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wy1pj58E4
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Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wy1pj58E4
No
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Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wy1pj58E4
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
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:rollin classic scene.
Also - " Mount SPLASHmore..." :rollin
So Simple yet hysterical.
AH when Simpsons was actually comedy gold.
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If I take will you both shut up and stop bugging me?
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/84ADEF01-81E8-4C77-958D-CD6EC34DAE21.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/84ADEF01-81E8-4C77-958D-CD6EC34DAE21.jpg.html)
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/211EDDF7-6E37-45DB-BED2-5B106A16C3A5.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/211EDDF7-6E37-45DB-BED2-5B106A16C3A5.jpg.html)
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Symphony of Larstruction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GAK39PHFAk)
Lars of the Tiger (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPl97UTG4A)
2 Minutes to Portnoy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad5pL9NFbmE)
This reminds me that I have always felt that Lars' entire style (even at his best) is based around losing his place, and then coming up with really interesting and creative ways to find it again.
I don't even mean that in a bad way, because the stuff he comes up with to find his place again are sometimes absolutely brilliant.
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I used to notice that if he tried to do a fill and cocked up - he'd over compensate by doing a really big long fill.
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"Black Metal Cats" is a Twitter Account of Cat Pictures Paired With Metal Lyrics
https://cheezburger.com/933125/black-metal-cats-is-a-twitter-account-of-cat-pictures-paired-with-metal-lyrics-and-its-dark-af
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:lol :lol :lol
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(https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14222098_10208929142358284_5936302639837996201_n.jpg?oh=6f5a43e9e00240617946cfeb4aa92530&oe=58826798)
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"Black Metal Cats" is a Twitter Account of Cat Pictures Paired With Metal Lyrics
https://cheezburger.com/933125/black-metal-cats-is-a-twitter-account-of-cat-pictures-paired-with-metal-lyrics-and-its-dark-af
Death crush. :lol
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(https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14222098_10208929142358284_5936302639837996201_n.jpg?oh=6f5a43e9e00240617946cfeb4aa92530&oe=58826798)
:lol
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Just trust me, click it and read it before they fix it...
https://www.wellmont.theater/events/jon-anderson-trevor-rabin-rick-wakeman-2847625/ (https://www.wellmont.theater/events/jon-anderson-trevor-rabin-rick-wakeman-2847625/)
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WTF??!!
Did they really confuse Jon Anderson with John Anderson, and no one caught it?
Then they actually embellished things from there?
"Don’t miss your chance to see these artists add a unique touch to country and progressive rock music!"
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Although if you think about it, John Anderson teaming up with Rabin and Wakeman and doing progressive country would be kinda cool, too.
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Right? When I really thought about it, I was all "I'd pay money to see that.
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:lol
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It seems odd that so much of the info could have been so right and yet so much of it could be so wrong at the same time. Maybe the guy who wrote it was an intern or low man on the totem pole, and somebody fed him the info and said to write it up as hazing.
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Saw that on FB and I lol'd mightily.
And yes, I would pay to see that.
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the music video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss) that just came out from one of my favorite band's best songs (NSFW)
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the music video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss) that just came out from one of my favorite band's best songs (NSFW)
hehe...... knew what it was before the click.
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the music video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss) that just came out from one of my favorite band's best songs (NSFW)
YES! That one was awesome and well worth the long wait. :heart
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the music video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss) that just came out from one of my favorite band's best songs (NSFW)
What did I just watch :rollin
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An amazing new product that will help in all areas of life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yophEP0gIbo
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it sounds like getting comed on
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Funny enough, and similarly to Lucien's post here's the music video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) that just came out from one of my favorite band's best songs (NSFW)
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I got to see the 6969 video when I saw them live in Toronto. Was a pretty awesome experience but Sir Daniel Sexbang asked us to keep it a secret.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
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Hahaha...that's awesome.
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:lol
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Oh man, I had to stop that. My eyes were watering from trying to not wake up my wife with my laughing!
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:lol Yea there's something about it that made me laugh hard too.
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More Misery For i360 (https://brightonbulletin.com/2016/09/17/more-misery-for-i360-now-76-passengers-demand-refund-after-hungover-mans-relentless-flatulence-results-in-ride-from-hell/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
Similarly, the same guy's take on "You're the One That I Want":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGWRAT-W7o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
Similarly, the same guy's take on "You're the One That I Want":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGWRAT-W7o
Wow. :rollin
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:metal :metal :metal
:lol :lol :lol
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Yea that's a great one too! :lol
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGDoKDK_460s_v2.jpg)
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But taking showers in the dark is AOK.
I might do that later.
...
Heck why wait..
I am already nude...
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGDoKDK_460s_v2.jpg)
with
Because they are vampires.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGDoKDK_460s_v2.jpg)
Indeed
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Ordered.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1474595882831_zpsv0c0b239.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1474595882831_zpsv0c0b239.jpg.html)
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Actually, I already tried to convince Mrs. C. to get me a pair of these. It didn't happen.
In other news:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344846_1312406525466564_3935657489615331648_n.jpg?oh=c97388c846bd86e9452611285cd13491&oe=588541B9)
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:rollin
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Ordered.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1474595882831_zpsv0c0b239.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1474595882831_zpsv0c0b239.jpg.html)
That's going on Facebook. :lol
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:clap:
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d7/4d/17/d74d178aefe875b3201daced2e1d57d9.jpg)
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:metal
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Looks like a Telecaster. No wonder.
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Looks like a Telecaster. No wonder.
:getoffmylawn:
Tele > Strat
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Get ready for Coz to put a Les Paul in front of that. Hey, where do you put a Lesser Paul in your preference Kotowboy?
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Get ready for Coz to put a Les Paul in front of that. Hey, where do you put a Lesser Paul in your preference Kotowboy?
1.
It was my dream guitar forever.
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I've got a disease. it turns all my organs into butter.
And it's spreading :(
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Lesser Paul. Lol. Damn auto correct.
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Ironically you were close.
Les Paul's real name was Lester Polfus.
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I've got a disease. it turns all my organs into butter.
And it's spreading :(
WHO SAID " I PROPSE A TOAST " ?? :angry:
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BKyddqIhfwo/
:rollin . I love when they're funny.
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Tom Brady - Those Balls are Perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9pygVQwgk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o&feature=youtu.be
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Tom Brady - Those Balls are Perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9pygVQwgk
:lol
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14516411_10155296336504616_6556298585131539391_n.jpg?oh=54501122c210dd3868325c09fe0c0417&oe=58AD0F3E)
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:lol
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Oh, man! :lol
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Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
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Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
He could talk 3 times as much horse shit !
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Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.
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:rollin
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Kindergarten Vocabulary (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIBwSHZAOU0&feature=youtu.be)
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:lol :lol
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Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.
Hey hey, it's the mic that didn't work. Had it worked he would have known all that stuff and sound great, with good words.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o&feature=youtu.be
Usually, don't click links without description, but this was nice! ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o&feature=youtu.be
I love how the drums are in perfect sync with his swearing. :lol :lol :lol
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Yea I usually post with description but sometimes it's funnier when it's a surprise. :)
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:lol
Reminded me of this:
Smells Like Teen Shovel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o&feature=youtu.be
My day has officially been made :rollin
Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.
:clap:
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:lol
Reminded me of this:
Smells Like Teen Shovel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8)
Ah yes :lol
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If that shovel clip had been a College Humour "sketch" it would have been the entire song and then 5 more minutes afterwards of the band sitting in their dressing room afterwards jamming on shovels.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtxM32cUsAEeUy6.jpg:large)
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Gonna leave this here
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/
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Gonna leave this here
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/
This is what happens when you take "you can shove those up your ass" literally. :P
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I just needed to look at that mugshot to confirm it's all true. :lol
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Boy, it's not a good year to be McDonalds food, is it?
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtxM32cUsAEeUy6.jpg:large)
Alright I'm gonna need someone to explain this one to me.
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Clearly, it's Professor X shooting pizzas at Nicolas Cage as Superman on a TMNT pizza shooter.
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Clearly, it's Professor X shooting pizzas at Nicolas Cage as Superman on a TMNT pizza shooter.
Huh, I thought that was the Federation Star Ship, USS Delivery. You learn something new every day.
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No no guys. It's "Resistance to pizza is futile".
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I don't think it's a reference to anything specific. Just an extreme case of silliness. The "pizza-shooter" looks like one of those hand-held things that shoots plastic discs (note the stack of "ammo") and other than that, it's just Captain Picard vs The Federation's greatest nemesis, The Borg.
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THERE. ARE. FOUR. TOPPINGS!!!
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Darmok and Jalad at Pizza Hut.
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A quick image search reveals it's from a guy called Brandon Bird, who also produced this gem:
(https://brandonbird.com/squid_arms_new_big.gif)
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There are some things man was not meant to know.
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Darmok and Jalad at Pizza Hut.
:lol
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THERE. ARE. FOUR. TOPPINGS!!!
The Romulans, anything for a buck.
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We know know where Stallone get his hair dye.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AwJOZCp.jpg?1)
I AM THE SHARPIE WOLVERINE MOTHER FUCKERS.
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Pretty badass right there.
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14641977_660862540736664_530307592951955555_n.jpg?oh=7c9e1f4e157e308148f11963c4452f8c&oe=58661B92)
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Trump is attracted sexually to felines.
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14595558_702817586551573_5799952736224101329_n.jpg?oh=d31d26b2c1cdc6c891cbee0a904f5002&oe=58615E7B)
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?
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:lol The shenanigans dog gets into when we're not home.
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"MOTHER SUES HOSPITAL AFTER SON TURNS GAY FROM FLU SHOT"
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mother-sues-hospital-after-son-turns-gay-after-vaccine-shot/
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Holy crap! I must be super gay.
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It's a bird; it's a plane; it's...
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The Anti Vaxxers will be all over this like a rash.
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"MOTHER SUES HOSPITAL AFTER SON TURNS GAY FROM FLU SHOT"
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mother-sues-hospital-after-son-turns-gay-after-vaccine-shot/
Is that a joke site? I mean the stories on the side are even more outrageous.
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There is no way in hell that that is not a joke site.
"Kentucky: Police shot white coal miner 5 times, thinking he was black" can not possibly be a real headline on any newssite, ever.
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I laughed, going to hell.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_ZosSy_9I
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^^^ :lol
That reminded me of this
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7F0gUvp4MBVDOXtHlWEk8j9Bde6cAsdFzakr_U-HRn5e_QPaR)
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(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/05/0562e7d0027f398abf7afbe662ccd589385f165779cc6e362ced764bf9449d43.jpg)
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Yeah, what the hell?
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:lol Yep, I always loved the irony of that.
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^^^ :lol
That reminded me of this
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7F0gUvp4MBVDOXtHlWEk8j9Bde6cAsdFzakr_U-HRn5e_QPaR)
:lol Weird how the mash up person is more attractive than either of them on their own. Usually its the other way around.
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True. That's just bizarre.
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That's more attractive than H. Clinton ?
Rather you than me. :lol
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^^^ :lol
That reminded me of this
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7F0gUvp4MBVDOXtHlWEk8j9Bde6cAsdFzakr_U-HRn5e_QPaR)
:lol Weird how the mash up person is more attractive than either of them on their own. Usually its the other way around.
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/ad_176918072.jpg)
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I am telling you, business is TOUGH here in Hong Kong... even Supermarket has to go with Porn... just check out the picture I attached, lol!!! :lol
(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14721743_1302113776489436_8441765266449307922_n.jpg?oh=994120f7e1d2e8a64f450f335c56000a&oe=58A9B51E)
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When I watch porn, I usually prefer they take 100% off. :zydar:
Fresh porn. Much better than my usual sloppy seconds. :zydar:
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Blob does not like his sushi and porn from a vending machine.
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Dylan knows what's what.
(https://i.redd.it/hckfv7u6sgsx.jpg)
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Dylan is now on the watch list. :lol
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Dylan knows what's up. It took me way longer to figure that one out.
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Woman mistakes town meeting for Donald Trump rally and smears 30 cars with smooth peanut butter in protest (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/woman-town-meeting-donald-trump-rally-smears-30-cars-smooth-peanut-butter-protest-a7369991.html)
The article leans on the political side, but there are enough funny lines that I thought it better suited for here than P/R.
My favorite part:
When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint.
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Read the comments below the article. Oh Lord. :facepalm:
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Read the comments below the article. Oh Lord. :facepalm:
Now why'd you go and do something silly like that? :lol I can't wait for this election to be over, although I have a feeling that people will be as vocal as ever even afterwards, one way or another.
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Blood alcohol of .21... She was fucking hammered.
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Drunk squirrel had too many crabapples (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0)
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Drunk squirrel had too many crabapples (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0)
Poor thing... :lol
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There, but for the grace of god, go I.... :p
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Drunk squirrel had too many crabapples (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0)
:lol
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Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot (https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-encounters-black-metal-band-woods-engagement-shoot/story?id=42938480)
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Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot (https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-encounters-black-metal-band-woods-engagement-shoot/story?id=42938480)
:lol This is awesome
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I saw that headline and thought it was from The Onion or some other satirical site. But truth can be stranger than fiction.
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Drunk squirrel had too many crabapples (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0)
Glorious.
Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot (https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-encounters-black-metal-band-woods-engagement-shoot/story?id=42938480)
That's fantastic!
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Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot (https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-encounters-black-metal-band-woods-engagement-shoot/story?id=42938480)
:lol This is awesome
Johnny Awesome
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Masterchef Junior UNCENSORED (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhAWiZ72nns)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1477522184525_zpsefvepb1f.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1477522184525_zpsefvepb1f.jpg.html)
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Ahaha. It's a gravy boat.
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:lol
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Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot (https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-encounters-black-metal-band-woods-engagement-shoot/story?id=42938480)
:lol This is awesome
Yup lol
Also I'm the #5000 reply to this thread yay.
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Also I'm the #5000 reply to this thread yay.
Really? That's odd. I thought *I* was reply #5,000. Hmm... :justjen
/math'd
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:rollin
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what the hell
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what the hell
We've all felt the blade of the axe from bosk1. Post counts and well as earned wins in the random Caption game.:getoffmylawn:
:lol
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Never, ever, ever point out that you're post #whatever in any thread. It's the fastest way to ensure that you don't stay post #whatever.
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I made a thread celebrating 10k posts, and woke up just shy of 8k....
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Never, ever, ever point out that you're post #whatever in any thread. It's the fastest way to ensure that you don't stay post #whatever.
Hell, even Bosk isn't free of that.
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I don't know what you mean.
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Masterful
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Sometimes reality is just as funny
(https://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2016/10/26/stroking%20gun_0.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/F5hYxPM.jpg)
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i have a feeling that's a made up story just for the line at the end
doesn't impact how funny it is :lol
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It's old, but it's my favorite comic on the net.
(https://i.imgur.com/thNDVgd.jpg)
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Love that one, showed it to a Chinese chef I used to work with, she was about 40 at the time, and she couldn't argue against it.
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Years ago, our church organist retired, and until we could find a replacement, we went through a series of music students from Northwestern, one of the few schools in the country that still has classes on how play a real pipe organ. One of them, a cute little Korean student, was really good, and was with us several months. I commented on that to someone, and they told me that she was actually the new permanent organist; they'd offered her the job and she'd accept it. Also, she's 37, not a student. I swear, I thought she was maybe 20, tops.
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Years ago, our church organist retired, and until we could find a replacement, we went through a series of music students from Northwestern, one of the few schools in the country that still has classes on how play a real pipe organ. One of them, a cute little Korean student, was really good, and was with us several months. I commented on that to someone, and they told me that she was actually the new permanent organist; they'd offered her the job and she'd accept it. Also, she's 37, not a student. I swear, I thought she was maybe 20, tops.
Yea, I have a Korean classmate who just turned 30, but if you told me she was 18, I'd have believed you.
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Giggity.
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Some of them bananas gonna have themselfs a good time tonight.
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Some of them bananas gonna have themselfs a good time tonight.
Made me think of orange is the new black. Ready for the new season.
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We're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
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You need to say it blacker.
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"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
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:tup
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Gotta love it.
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:tup
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The greatest chase in documentary history:
https://streamable.com/0z8g
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The greatest chase in documentary history:
https://streamable.com/0z8g
Holy shit. What a badass
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The greatest chase in documentary history:
https://streamable.com/0z8g
Looking at it from the car chase perspective, the lizard laying low hoping not to be noticed (man, fucking ballsy), reminded me of the end of this chase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ2p0l1npc
The whole chase is excellent, even if it is a ripoff of Bullit, but for the punchline you can skip ahead to 7:00.
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Great post.
This thread is now about Linda Fiorentino.
*Looks for a copy of The Last Seduction
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Linda Fiorentino is hot. That is an immutable truth.
Surprise twist: She's hotter with her clothes on than off (IMO)
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That's pretty awful I know but it made me laugh.
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Okilly Dokilly, the Arizona heavy metal band that performs "Nedal" music, a subgenre of metal music themed around Ned Flanders from "The Simpsons," have released a music video for "White Wine Spritzer."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0)
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The greatest chase in documentary history:
https://streamable.com/0z8g
Wow, this is not funyy, but one of the most awesome videos I've ever seen. Kudos to whoever filmed that!! :hat
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A musical tribute to China
https://youtu.be/VHtKx2jk40U
Adding a "for" makes all the difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV9_37MAI4c
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1479055635054_zps8ea7gyej.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1479055635054_zps8ea7gyej.jpg.html)
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:zydar:
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And don't forget the favorite among pirates - Skank on a Plank.
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Bidenbro dump at Reddit (https://m.reddit.com/r/bidenbro/?compact=true)
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This guy is just killing me - tracking down every impersonation of his that I can find.
https://splitsider.com/2016/09/anthony-atamanuik-is-taking-over-midnight-as-donald-trump-this-week/
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:lol
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The last panel in the last comic :rollin
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Dat some twisted shit right dare
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Fantastic bunch, you got a link to the comic?
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Fantastic bunch, you got a link to the comic?
Tumblr page https://enzocomics.tumblr.com/
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Someone needs to hook this lady up with the dude from the "drummer at the wrong gig" video :lol https://www.facebook.com/bbxofficial/videos/1254606941264431/
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Old, but I saw it again today and it made me laugh again, so...
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I actually don't think they could have gone around the car. Those hoses are rather stiff, especially when they are on pressure, and the hydrant outlet points straight at the car.
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True. Also, even if they could have, once those hoses are pressured up, they straighten out anyway, so the best path would still be the most direct one.
I just like to imagine the guy coming back to his car and thinking "Ah, so this is why you don't park next to a fire hydrant. Got it." Or more likely "What the fuck?!" and then when he whines to his friends about it, they laugh at him and tell him that that's why you don't park next to a fire hydrant.
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I hope he got a ticket :biggrin:
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Injury + Insult = Win
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Ain't nobody going to defend the guy; he parked like an asshole. At the same time, it seems that quite often the firedudes do that because they can, even though it might not be necessary. Not real crazy about that, either. If it's necessary, then by all means. If not, then don't go being spiteful. From what I can tell some departments tolerate this and others won't. Looking into it I found this:
ETA: While I think the pic is real, I feel that it was probably not strictly necessary to do this. The time savings to me would seem to be minimal, and unless the hose was just long enough to reach the hydrant, I would suspect that the hose could have been run around the car in a satisfactory manner to avoid kinking. As I stated, my Department would never allow this, and we do pretty well without resorting to these tactics.
I suspect that this was done: 1) Because it is the department's policy. 2) because it is tolerated by the department, so why not? and or 3) to teach the driver a lesson about parking in front of fire hydrants
Emphasis mine.
And here's the other side of the E30. I'm thinking this was option 2.
(https://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz74/jpistol77/A_R/carhose1_zps82319a51.jpg)
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The hose looks like it probably could've gone over the car or something, but look at the couplings, how close to the car they are. It was a pain in the ass to hook those hoses up because some asshole had to park his Beemer there. They had to work around him, and they shouldn't have to do that while someone's house is burning, so fuck the guy with the Beemer. No pity here.
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Indifference to the car/owner doesn't preclude disdain for people acting out of spite. Like I said, the dude parked like an asshole, not much sympathy there, but damaging the dude's car just because you can is a dick move.
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He parked in the red zone next to a fire hydrant. If I did that, my inner monologue would be something like "Welp, hope there's not a fire while I'm parked here."
If I came back and saw my car like that, I'd just kind of hang my head and accept it, since it was my own douchebag gamble.
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I'm with Barto here. Spite for the sake of spite is always wrong in my eyes, no matter the victim.
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I'm with Barto here. Spite for the sake of spite is always wrong in my eyes, no matter the victim.
I don't disagree. I just feel like parking there is acknowledgement and acceptance of terms that "in worst scenario, your shit might get broken."
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I'm with Barto here. Spite for the sake of spite is always wrong in my eyes, no matter the victim.
I don't disagree. I just feel like parking there is acknowledgement and acceptance of terms that "in worst scenario, your shit might get broken."
Oh yes, but that's not spite. Spite is doing it when you don't have to just to....you know....spite the person. If the fire department really needed to do what they did, then such is life.
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Luckily you have Jimmy Justice cleaning the streets from scumbags like that:
https://youtu.be/052S1yg-zR0
:rollin
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Notice how they shattered the rear quarter-window, too? Nice.
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Notice how they shattered the rear quarter-window, too? Nice.
Nah, that broke because of the force of them slamming on the main rear window. One of the axe strokes hit the pillar, you can see it.
And we'll just have to disagree on the spite angle. I'm not indifferent to the owner, I have definite feelings about him and feel that he's an asshole. The firefighters weren't doing it just because they can, they were doing it because someone has intentionally broken the law in a way that makes their job harder and possibly endangers lives, and he gets away with it all the time. To me, this wasn't spite; it was justice. The guy deserves to be punished, obviously no one's been doing it (unless he's so stupid that he continues to park in red zones after getting tickets), so they're doing something about it.
Were the firefighters being dicks by doing this? Yes. I'm still fine with it.
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Not their job to administer justice. From the Boston FD "The only goal is to get water as quickly as possible." You think breaking out two windows and running the hose through the car was quicker than laying across the hood? And if it makes you feel better, the hose would probably scratch the shit out the hood in the process. Maybe even dent it when it pressurizes :lol
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El Barto, that is all common sense that you speak of. So is parking in front of a hydrant.
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The last panel in the last comic :rollin
It took me a while. At first I thought the Doctor was distraught that he lost the patient and the woman had a watering can inside her.
BUT THEN.
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Not their job to administer justice.
But then again, one could argue that a lot of social ills come from the "not my job to point out this is wrong" attitude.
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Not their job to administer justice.
But then again, one could argue that a lot of social ills come from the "not my job to point out this is wrong" attitude.
Pointing out that something is wrong is a different thing that causing property damage to teach him a lesson.
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https://www.facebook.com/taylor.ford.33821/videos/1490690817875323/ (https://www.facebook.com/taylor.ford.33821/videos/1490690817875323/)
Hey, Mr. Turkey, can you walk a straight line now? :lol
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Mexican Weather (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg&app=desktop)
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Mexican Weather (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg&app=desktop)
:rollin :rollin
:drool:
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I'm not sure why it's in the "funny stuff" thread, but that was indeed quite... entertaining? Anyway, thank you.
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Not all of these are 100% correct translations, but you get the idea:
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(https://i.imgur.com/SMrmr.jpg)
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:rollin
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GALAXIES ARE FAR FAR AWAY :rollin :rollin
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to grow up and become a karate farmer.
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What the fuck is a Door Ladder :rollin
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What the fuck is a Door Ladder :rollin
Warsiors use them generally.
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Wise Puppet looks like a mash-up of Yoda, Kermit the Frog, and... Orbert.
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Omg there's a t-shirt...
https://bradmcginty.bigcartel.com/product (https://bradmcginty.bigcartel.com/product)
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(https://i.imgur.com/C1dPJrb.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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??? I don't get why that's funny. I mean, I'm not saying it's not. I just literally don't get it.
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??? I don't get why that's funny. I mean, I'm not saying it's not. I just literally don't get it.
It's Super Nintendo Chalmers. If you don't watch The Simpsons it's not going to be funny and there's no point in explaining it.
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Gotcha. Oh well. :(
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Super nintendo chalmers, oh ralph :lol
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Ralph plugged in the game and peed his pants.
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Ralph plugged in the game and peed his pants.
Somebody peed in my pants!
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:lol
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*pic*
:rollin
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That is so awesome. :rollin
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Gotta love Conan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccUMwBkenuk
:lol
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:lol
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Took me a minute, but :rollin
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But do robots dream of electric sheep?
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But do robots dream of electric sheep?
Or, if I am having a bad dream during my afternoon nap, would that be called a DAYmare?
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A classic.
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:lol
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(https://s30.postimg.org/wzpi5rvmp/blackmetal.jpg)
Thanks to this I ended up listening to a band called Basarabian Hills, enjoying it so far. Can't see myself drawing up the logo at work when I'm bored though.
(https://img.discogs.com/Ah5x4qNhAXxYYeAmV8HsFIo9AR0=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/A-3106601-1358512039-9304.jpeg.jpg)
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That looks like something you'd pull out of a shower drain.
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That looks like something you'd pull out of a shower drain.
I think my grandma has a tattoo of it in her calf. Violet/green looking.
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That looks like something you'd pull out of a shower drain.
I think my grandma has a tattoo of it in her calf. Violet/green looking.
:lol
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West Coast
Snow in the forecast at any point in the upcoming week: People flood the stores buying generators, chains for their tires, and groceries for a month, yet still go out thinking that the city/county plowed the roads, which they did not.
One week later, the city/county says they are developing a plan for plowing the roads, meanwhile suggesting everyone stay home (because the plan won't be implemented anyway).
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Yeah, I was a bit disappointed that the west coast wasn't included, but the rest of it was pretty good.
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I live in the South, and I would just like to say...
That's pretty close.
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Midwest is pretty on too.
I remember when I was in highschool, our superintendent was from Minnesota, so he never called snow days.....ever. Then one day we found out he retired and we were so excited to get someone who might actually make a good call. Turns out the next guy was from Alaska.
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At work, we used to have snow days (or late starts or early dismissal) extremely rarely, even if there was a state-of-emergency on. Then one day somebody got in a bad wreck on their way home under those circumstances. Suddenly, we started getting accommodations for snow very easily...
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I grew up in Michigan, then lived for four years in Maryland, right near Chesapeake Bay. Our first year there, they predicted 2 inches of snow and the entire area went into full-blown panic mode. Schools closed early, stores and businesses shut down, it was just short of an actual Emergency with sirens and broadcasts on every TV and radio station.
My wife and I literally could not believe it. We'd grown up with snow; it meant you allow a little extra stopping distance, just in case. That's it. We laughed our asses off at the entire county acting like it was the end of civilization.
Two days later, we figured it out. Snow there is rare; some winters they didn't even get snow, not once. So there were no plows or salt trucks or any other kind of equipment to actually deal with it. I had no trouble driving to the store, but everything was closed! That's why people stocked up on everything. Getting to the stores wasn't the problem. Everything being closed down was the problem. It was easier to just not go anywhere for a few days than to learn how to drive with snow on the ground, so that was the culture.
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Yup. People in Texas are unaccustomed to snow and generally try to avoid it. Moreover, the facilities aren't really in place. Going back to the picture, you think they're particularly adept at de-icing planes at DFW? NYC airports have a hard time keeping up. Lastly, people collectively shit themselves whenever child safety becomes an issue. Parents don't want their kids riding some ancient yellow bus driven by a white trash speedfreak and school districts don't want the liability. Truth is, school days can always be made up, if they even need to be.
On a side note, who doesn't enjoy a damn snow day? If it's an infrequent occurrence, stay the fuck home and have a nice, unscheduled day off.
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I've heard about a woman in Texas ending up in "depression"?! because of snow... she said she never seen it and that's not right and she doesn't want it and so on and so forth?! well... :chill
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I can only speak for Boston, but the collective memory of how we dealt with the snow seems to reset some time in the summer. Every year people act like it's the first time.
I've heard about a woman in Texas ending up in "depression"?! because of snow... she said she never seen it and that's not right and she doesn't want it and so on and so forth?! well... :chill
My company had several Indians move to San Francisco because they couldn't deal with the snow. One told me he and his family were essentially cooped up in their apartment for 6 months. I told him that the solution is winter activities like skiing and skating, but he wouldn't hear of it.
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If you even mutter the word 'snow' in St. Louis every supermarket will be raided for milk and bread....and I'm not kidding, schools begin to close before even a flak falls from the sky. It's insane. And then there's the obligatory 'everyone forgets how to drive' once there's the most subtle hint of snow precipitation on the road. When this city gets 2" of snow you'd think we got 7 foot by the way everything shuts down and people act.
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There's some truth to what you guys are saying, but I think y'all are also conflating panic with jubilation. I hit the stores and "forget how to drive" because all I'm interested in doing on a snow day is sitting home with a bong full of snow and playing video games. Occasionally getting out to hunk snowballs at little kids. A whole lot of what y'all are describing is simply people resigning themselves to being home for a few extra days and preparing for it. Schools will shut down for liability and safety reasons. Dallas's state of the art light rail system tends to shut down if there's inclement weather. Plenty of businesses will have people stay home just to avoid the added risk of driving (and there is added risk). So yeah, some of it is panic but much of it is just making the best of it.
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If you even mutter the word 'snow' in St. Louis every supermarket will be raided for milk and bread....and I'm not kidding, schools begin to close before even a flak falls from the sky. It's insane. And then there's the obligatory 'everyone forgets how to drive' once there's the most subtle hint of snow precipitation on the road. When this city gets 2" of snow you'd think we got 7 foot by the way everything shuts down and people act.
Where in St. Louis is that?!?! I had like a handful of snow days in my entire highschool time. But that was Ladue, maybe we were made of sterner stuff ;)
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If you even mutter the word 'snow' in St. Louis every supermarket will be raided for milk and bread....and I'm not kidding, schools begin to close before even a flak falls from the sky. It's insane. And then there's the obligatory 'everyone forgets how to drive' once there's the most subtle hint of snow precipitation on the road. When this city gets 2" of snow you'd think we got 7 foot by the way everything shuts down and people act.
Where in St. Louis is that?!?! I had like a handful of snow days in my entire highschool time. But that was Ladue, maybe we were made of sterner stuff ;)
Dude...Adami.....the past five years it's went of the crazy scale as far as when snow is forecast. Maybe KevShmev can chime in also. I'm the same way....back in 'my day' they didn't cancel anything. Now it's total opposite. The FOX School district literally cancels classes if snow is even predicted.
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Wow that's crazy. And here I thought St. Louis couldn't get worse!
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:rollin
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Now I know what Bosk is carrying in this picture:
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42197.msg2250243#msg2250243 (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42197.msg2250243#msg2250243)
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If you even mutter the word 'snow' in St. Louis every supermarket will be raided for milk and bread....and I'm not kidding, schools begin to close before even a flak falls from the sky. It's insane. And then there's the obligatory 'everyone forgets how to drive' once there's the most subtle hint of snow precipitation on the road. When this city gets 2" of snow you'd think we got 7 foot by the way everything shuts down and people act.
Where in St. Louis is that?!?! I had like a handful of snow days in my entire highschool time. But that was Ladue, maybe we were made of sterner stuff ;)
Dude...Adami.....the past five years it's went of the crazy scale as far as when snow is forecast. Maybe KevShmev can chime in also. I'm the same way....back in 'my day' they didn't cancel anything. Now it's total opposite. The FOX School district literally cancels classes if snow is even predicted.
I have always lived in North Carolina.
The worst "freak-out" reaction I ever saw was during my sophomore year of high school. I think it was in January. I got on the school bus that morning, and it was cold and overcast. We get to school. During first period, it starts snowing, so the school system closes up shop and sends us home. By the time I got off the bus (around 10:00 am), it has stopped snowing.
By around 1:00 pm, all the snow that had accumulated had melted, and you couldn't even tell that anything had happened.
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If you even mutter the word 'snow' in St. Louis every supermarket will be raided for milk and bread....and I'm not kidding, schools begin to close before even a flak falls from the sky. It's insane. And then there's the obligatory 'everyone forgets how to drive' once there's the most subtle hint of snow precipitation on the road. When this city gets 2" of snow you'd think we got 7 foot by the way everything shuts down and people act.
Where in St. Louis is that?!?! I had like a handful of snow days in my entire highschool time. But that was Ladue, maybe we were made of sterner stuff ;)
Dude...Adami.....the past five years it's went of the crazy scale as far as when snow is forecast. Maybe KevShmev can chime in also. I'm the same way....back in 'my day' they didn't cancel anything. Now it's total opposite. The FOX School district literally cancels classes if snow is even predicted.
I have always lived in North Carolina.
The worst "freak-out" reaction I ever saw was during my sophomore year of high school. I think it was in January. I got on the school bus that morning, and it was cold and overcast. We get to school. During first period, it starts snowing, so the school system closes up shop and sends us home. By the time I got off the bus (around 10:00 am), it has stopped snowing.
By around 1:00 pm, all the snow that had accumulated had melted, and you couldn't even tell that anything had happened.
In defense of the FOX school district...where our kids attend....the majority of the roads where these kids live are rural, windy....tiny two lane roads so I 'get' the precaution. But the past few years like I said....even when snow is predicted they start to cancel classes without even seeing if it actually snows. There have been several days where the kids were at home and there was literally no accumulation at all.
The driving and how the populous reacts to even the slightest bit of snow is actually pretty funny. It's comical....we still reference the 'snowpacolypse' of a couple years ago when the city got somewhere around 2-3 inches and it was like we had an East Coast blizzard. :lol
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Seagulls! (Stop It Now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)
Oh I'm in tears :lol
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This thread is way too large. Locked, new one incoming.