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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2030 on: October 07, 2014, 09:58:13 AM »
oooo, that's a toughie.  There is NO good way to bring that up in conversation.

Yes there is. Get a gym membership yourself, and then ask her to come with you because you're insecure and don't want to gym it alone.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2031 on: October 07, 2014, 09:59:21 AM »
Happened to a friend of mine. When he met his gf she was due for some major surgery, so soon after she couldn't do any exercise for several months. Naturally she gained some weight, but my friend always said "once she is good again she will come running with me she says.".
Well, never happened. Two years later she is pretty big now.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2032 on: October 07, 2014, 10:37:42 AM »
Sounds like she needs to play with some balls:


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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2033 on: October 07, 2014, 10:41:16 AM »
Oh my
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2034 on: October 07, 2014, 11:09:10 AM »

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2035 on: October 07, 2014, 11:41:55 AM »
:zydar:
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2036 on: October 07, 2014, 12:02:40 PM »
You don't say?



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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2037 on: October 07, 2014, 12:03:32 PM »
This thread just keeps getting better and better

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2038 on: October 07, 2014, 12:21:50 PM »
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2039 on: October 07, 2014, 12:27:43 PM »
/thread
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2040 on: October 07, 2014, 12:31:33 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol



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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2041 on: October 07, 2014, 12:32:05 PM »
Thread redeemed!

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2042 on: October 07, 2014, 12:34:18 PM »
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2043 on: October 07, 2014, 02:13:30 PM »
Yoga gifs?

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2044 on: October 07, 2014, 02:20:50 PM »
I just love this! :lol



I don't check this thread out a lot... but damn, how disrespectful of him.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2045 on: October 07, 2014, 03:05:43 PM »
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« Reply #2046 on: October 07, 2014, 05:43:39 PM »
I just love this! :lol



I don't check this thread out a lot... but damn, how disrespectful of him.

I know right?  Those marines didn't even smile or say hello to the Prez!
How disrespectful!

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2047 on: October 08, 2014, 03:03:36 AM »
MRW someone preaches about gluten.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2049 on: October 08, 2014, 09:18:55 AM »
I just love this! :lol



I don't check this thread out a lot... but damn, how disrespectful of him.

I know right?  Those marines didn't even smile or say hello to the Prez!
How disrespectful!

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Was he flying Marine One? If so, those marines travel with him. If Obama is on regular terms with these two gentlemen, I see nothing wrong with getting off the helicopter and just giving a "sup guys".
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2050 on: October 08, 2014, 12:19:28 PM »
I never thought of that.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2051 on: October 08, 2014, 10:58:08 PM »
I'm just gonna put it out there: my opinion of Obama actually improved when I first saw that GIF. 
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2052 on: October 13, 2014, 10:44:34 AM »
Probably a repost, but I find absurd stuff like this amusing.


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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2053 on: October 13, 2014, 11:02:17 AM »
Is there more to that clip?
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2054 on: October 13, 2014, 11:20:25 AM »
Presumably.  It appears to be taken from something on Adult Swim.  But all I've ever seen is this gif.  I don't even know if that's the actual dialogue.  But it's silly enough to be funny to me.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2055 on: October 13, 2014, 12:00:44 PM »
Probably a repost, but I find absurd stuff like this amusing.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2056 on: October 13, 2014, 12:08:07 PM »
It's from Rick and Morty. Great show. The clip is here.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2057 on: October 19, 2014, 09:09:43 AM »
Waiting in line:

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2058 on: October 19, 2014, 09:11:14 AM »
^^^^ Not only is that hilarious, but is completely true too.  :lol

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2059 on: October 19, 2014, 09:13:00 AM »
Zy, you bastard!  I'm going food shopping right now! :lol
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2060 on: October 19, 2014, 09:13:41 AM »
:lol

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2061 on: October 19, 2014, 09:18:25 AM »
Jesus H... So.  Fucking.  Much.  Everytime.  Every goddamn time.   :lol :lol
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2062 on: October 20, 2014, 02:59:19 AM »
God I hate that. There's nothing I hate more than old ladies taking 5 minutes digging through their purses to find the exact change while holding the line.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2063 on: October 20, 2014, 08:43:28 AM »
God I hate that. There's nothing I hate more than old ladies taking 5 minutes digging through their purses to find the exact change while holding the line.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2064 on: October 20, 2014, 10:00:10 AM »