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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1890 on: October 10, 2010, 03:45:44 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1891 on: October 10, 2010, 07:11:13 AM »
"an" doesn't just precede vowels.  A vowel is a letter.  It's based on how you pronounce the word, not how you spell it.

An honorable person
An FBI agent
An LPGA player with nice breasts
An ugly girl with bad breath
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1892 on: October 10, 2010, 10:06:57 AM »
I thought this thread was the pathetic facebook status thread

not the 'let's start a grammar discussion thread' :P

I hate it when people post their plans for the ENTIRE DAY in one status
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1893 on: October 10, 2010, 10:56:50 AM »
"joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookes"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1894 on: October 10, 2010, 06:42:58 PM »
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Well were headin into town in search for hookers and cocaine

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1895 on: October 10, 2010, 06:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on October 10, 2010, 07:11:13 AM
"an" doesn't just precede vowels.  A vowel is a letter.  It's based on how you pronounce the word, not how you spell it.

An honorable person
An FBI agent
An LPGA player with nice breasts
An ugly girl with bad breath

GO ORBERT! :tup
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1896 on: October 11, 2010, 01:44:56 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150292664920484

For facebook in general, that's awesome. For this thread though, it might be bad.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1897 on: October 11, 2010, 07:04:21 PM »
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 11, 2010, 01:44:56 PM
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150292664920484

For facebook in general, that's awesome. For this thread though, it might be bad.

That won't be a problem. You see, people put up these statuses because they need attention and people feeling sorry for them. These sub groups wont do that. Not unless you make a group for you and all your attention whoring friends.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1898 on: October 11, 2010, 11:03:31 PM »
I'll call it, "The pathetic facebook status mine."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1899 on: October 12, 2010, 08:05:26 AM »
Quote from: skydivingninja on April 28, 2010, 03:16:40 PM
Alright everyone, I just found Chino on complete accident on Facebook.  My mind, she is blown.

I know I'm way late to this, lol. How?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1900 on: October 12, 2010, 12:05:26 PM »
" forgot my whole project for COM 468. my day is getting soooo much better...NOT. fml hardcore"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1901 on: October 12, 2010, 02:02:49 PM »
I despise any comment that ends in FML

YOUR LIFE IS NOT THAT FUCKING BAD
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1902 on: October 12, 2010, 02:26:30 PM »
Yeah, FML status updates are almost always pathetic.  Once in a while, somebody's got some serious shit going on, but it's mostly whining.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1903 on: October 12, 2010, 02:59:12 PM »
I dunno guys, I mean it was 'fml hardcore.' That's not your everyday fml.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1904 on: October 12, 2010, 03:14:07 PM »
"saying I'm having a bad day would be an f'ing understatement."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1905 on: October 13, 2010, 06:16:30 AM »
" didn't sleep an ounce last night, just couldn't shut off my mind...soo tired :("
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1906 on: October 13, 2010, 07:13:09 AM »

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1907 on: October 13, 2010, 07:21:51 AM »
"Tiredd! Workk till 7 fml!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1908 on: October 13, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »
Update: Miss her sooo much. :(

Reply: You mean xxxxx?

Yup

You cheated on her

I know I fucked up big time. Don't want to think about it, so just drop it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1909 on: October 13, 2010, 08:28:47 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1910 on: October 14, 2010, 06:07:59 AM »
"r new bar its called pearl now, come down this fri, i can get all you underaged hoes in :)"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1911 on: October 14, 2010, 06:10:10 PM »
"Man im not being mean well take that back fuck that yes i am... dont u hate wen Gay Ppl send u friend request.... damn look at my interest it says women damnnnn... go find sumbody else to be friends with i love WOMEN thats it... that shit be burnin me up... #I ♥s WOMEN"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1912 on: October 16, 2010, 11:46:55 PM »
"I DONT WANNA DO THIS!! IM *BUTCHERING* THIS PEICE OF ART!!!" Then don't do it.

"Woke up with a black tongue. Thank you Pepto. YOu may have cured my acid reflux momentarily, but you have me an anxiety episode." Wtf?

"‎[ generic statement in hopes of getting people to comment on my status]" Classy.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1913 on: October 17, 2010, 04:36:01 PM »
In order.

" Da fuck is my wifey?? Lol I lost her? :/"
"Where the fuck is my truck??? :/ I can't remember where the fuck I parked it this morning!!!"

*Matty went from being "in a relationship" to "single." ·*

" Working 9-6 then straight chillen with wifey! <33"
"Workin till 5. About to take a blunt break since I'm so bored!!! Hmu.."
" I don't give a fuck bout you! Go out wit all you hippo friends"
"Fuck this shit. I'm single and free thats how its stayin!!!"
"outta here!!!!!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1914 on: October 17, 2010, 04:37:24 PM »
olol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1915 on: October 17, 2010, 06:05:39 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1916 on: October 17, 2010, 08:08:13 PM »
"Time for bed"
*Her boyfriend's mom likes this.*


WTF?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1917 on: October 17, 2010, 09:37:02 PM »
" i am losts with out you. what do you when you love someone and they dont want to love you anymore. But you dont feel the same and all you what do is fixs it but you cant find it in you to do any thing but think of her and cry becuse you know how bad you mest up. what do you do ."

"Like this status if you think I'm awesome!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1918 on: October 18, 2010, 12:06:32 AM »
Quote from: FuglyDave on October 17, 2010, 09:37:02 PM
"Like this status if you think I'm awesome!"

Obviously inspired by Barney Stinson and some generic teenage attention whore.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1919 on: October 19, 2010, 11:23:14 PM »
Anyone else getting these "Truth is…" statuses?  Do you know what they mean?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1920 on: October 19, 2010, 11:29:14 PM »
Huh, haven't seen those... But just now I've noticed people (well, girls) postin "18 cm" "43 cm" and so on... first time I saw it it was a pregnant friends' status so I thought it was the size of her baby but I don't know that many pregnant women :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1921 on: October 19, 2010, 11:46:08 PM »
Ah it appears that the people who like the persons status get to hear what the person thinks about them.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1922 on: October 20, 2010, 01:06:52 PM »
"birrthdayyy :)"

As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1923 on: October 20, 2010, 05:15:12 PM »
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 20, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
"birrthdayyy :)"

As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1924 on: October 20, 2010, 05:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Birch Boy on October 20, 2010, 05:15:12 PM
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 20, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
"birrthdayyy :)"

As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
And there it is: "thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!! :)" Hahaha!
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