Idiot "customers" and how Management does right.

[Zook]

Is this girl going to rub her arm against your meat and ink will soak into it? Does the ink simply just jump out and infest the food? Was the tattoo drawn with pure hepatitis ink, and the girl regularly coughs up blood while serving you? I'm not making the connection here.

You've been to the KrotchRaut Deli?

Only once. The only product available was something called Krotchwurst, and it didn't taste all that good.

It really is an acquired taste.

[Kotowboy]

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[bosk1]

Well we're sure showing those self-righteous loser who's boss by anonymously criticising them over the Internet!  Good job, guys! 

...and what makes this different from any other day? 

Yeah, I know. 

[Tick]

Response - Fine, go eat at McDonald's, eat the boogers of a teenager who hates his job, get fat, and eventually have a heart attack and die.
cause no one should have to put up with tattoos.

[lonestar]

For those of you that gave seen Top Chef, almost every cat competing on that show is tattooed up, and for the most part, they are at the upper echelon of the chef game.

[TioJorge]

Yeah but anyone who watches that show is a degenerate and the cause of most all sin that goes on in this world that is forsaken by our lord and savior, cheesus rice.


And they make me sick to my stomach. Amen.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Response - Fine, go eat at McDonald's, eat the boogers of a teenager who hates his job, get fat, and eventually have a heart attack and die.
cause no one should have to put up with tattoos.

And for God's sake, make sure they give you the correct change!!   

[Tick]

Response - Fine, go eat at McDonald's, eat the boogers of a teenager who hates his job, get fat, and eventually have a heart attack and die.
cause no one should have to put up with tattoos.

And for God's sake, make sure they give you the correct change!!   

Damn straight! or I'll rip your fucking head off.

[TioJorge]

[slycordinator]

I like the Chamber of Commerce CC as well, if only because the person doesn't know that the CoC is nothing more than a bunch of businesses that get together to market/network to and with each other; it's all about the interests of the businesses alone. Someone mentioned the BBB as another lol-worthy CC, but at least they have things in place to facilitate fixing complaints between businesses and clients (even if in this case, they'd do nothing); they represent a little bit of both the interests of the businesses and clients.

[orcus116]

Response - Fine, go eat at McDonald's, eat the boogers of a teenager who hates his job, get fat, and eventually have a heart attack and die.
cause no one should have to put up with tattoos.

And for God's sake, make sure they give you the correct change!!   

Then sit at the drive thru and check to make sure you got everything exactly how you ordered despite the massive line of cars behind you.