If DT were an all girl band...

Started by Darkstarshades, November 22, 2015, 06:31:17 PM

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CDrice

If the music is the same, then yeah. I don't really see why it would matter at all.

Darkstarshades

Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

I know some people who avoid bands with multiple women, or with women in positions not vocalists.

CDrice

Quote from: Darkstarshades on November 22, 2015, 06:42:34 PM
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol

bl5150


Nothingface

Collectively, they're all pretty feminine, so it wouldn't really make a difference to me.

CDrice



I really shouldn't use Photoshop when I'm tired.


bl5150

 :rollin

Poor old JMX doesn't need any make up it seems.

YtseJamittaja

 :lol :lol

I had to look twice does JLB wearing nose ring in that photo but it is just a shadow :rollin

BlobVanDam

If DT were all girls, there'd be two kinds of wankery involved instead of just one? :neverusethis:

If the music was identical, it wouldn't really make a difference aside from vocals. And all joking about JLB's vocals aside, I don't think a girl singer would fit a lot of the material very well, and I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.

Zook

Quote from: CDrice on November 22, 2015, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: Darkstarshades on November 22, 2015, 06:42:34 PM
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol

Sinéad O'Connor

noxon

What if DT married an all girl band?


...


oh wait, thats what happened.

Calvin6s



Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.

BlobVanDam

Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)

|KirK|

It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..

Train of Naught

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2015, 12:41:41 AM
(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)
Twisted Sister :neverusethis:

RoeDent

Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

JediKnight1969


Stadler

Quote from: |KirK| on November 23, 2015, 01:58:50 AM
It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..

Dude...

Johnette Napolitano and Ann Wilson sing circles around 85% of all men in rock/metal bands (and James Mankey can play circles around 75% of the guitar players).  Yeah, I get that some of Heart's stuff is a little light weight, but Ann sings her cods off on things like Wait For An Answer, and she brought tears to the eyes of none other than Robert Plant himself when she sang "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors.


Laughingplace56

Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess

Another_Won

Quote from: Laughingplace56 on November 23, 2015, 06:44:45 AM
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

. . . and this so much!
Quote from: RoeDent on November 23, 2015, 02:27:10 AM
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

r0cken

Wow, I checked out these Phantom Blue chicks, and they rock! Love the vocals too.

Laughingplace56

Quote from: Another_Won on November 23, 2015, 06:54:43 AM
Quote from: Laughingplace56 on November 23, 2015, 06:44:45 AM
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

. . . and this so much!
Quote from: RoeDent on November 23, 2015, 02:27:10 AM
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

I know Jordan is a unisex name, but I didn't wanna leave 1/5 names the same lol

Sir GuitarCozmo

Quote from: Calvin6s on November 23, 2015, 12:08:55 AM


Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.

I'm actually impressed that there are other people who have heard of this album.

pcs90

Even if I didn't like the vocals, if the music itself was the same I'd like their instrumentals and there are a lot of those!

JediKnight1969


CDrice


MrBoom_shack-a-lack

All jokes aside, if I would answer that question seriously: Of course, why the hell not? I don't listen to DT because dudes I listen because great musicians and music.


MirrorMask

Well, the music would still be the same. The voice wouldn't. And as a wannabe singer, I don't focus on the guitar player or the drummer but the vocalist. If there's a woman who can convincingly sing both The Silent Man and The Glass Prison, then my answer would be yes.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Stadler on February 08, 2025, 12:49:43 PMI wouldn't argue this.

Darkstarshades

I just... started a thread to spark controversy and... I didn't want this...
I...
:|

TH1RT3EN

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 22, 2015, 10:56:59 PM
...I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.

I used to think the same way... until I heard of Lzzy Hale :metal

Mastermax0213

If dream theater were all girl, I wouldn't like them as much because no girl would be able to shred like Petrucci. Also, what about Portnoy's vocals? A girl growling wouldn't be too hot.