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Title: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 22, 2015, 07:31:17 PM
Would you still like it?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 22, 2015, 07:39:51 PM
If the music is the same, then yeah. I don't really see why it would matter at all.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 22, 2015, 07:42:34 PM
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

I know some people who avoid bands with multiple women, or with women in positions not vocalists.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 22, 2015, 07:49:03 PM
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bl5150 on November 22, 2015, 07:49:58 PM
I might like them more :heybaby:
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 22, 2015, 08:25:29 PM
Collectively, they're all pretty feminine, so it wouldn't really make a difference to me.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 22, 2015, 08:34:06 PM
(https://orig02.deviantart.net/8f69/f/2015/326/d/1/dt_femaleversion_by_cdrice-d9hp9o6.jpg)

I really shouldn't use Photoshop when I'm tired.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 22, 2015, 08:35:01 PM
Holy fuck...
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bl5150 on November 22, 2015, 08:37:02 PM
 :rollin

Poor old JMX doesn't need any make up it seems.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: YtseJamittaja on November 22, 2015, 11:46:54 PM
 :lol :lol

I had to look twice does JLB wearing nose ring in that photo but it is just a shadow :rollin
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 22, 2015, 11:56:59 PM
If DT were all girls, there'd be two kinds of wankery involved instead of just one? :neverusethis:

If the music was identical, it wouldn't really make a difference aside from vocals. And all joking about JLB's vocals aside, I don't think a girl singer would fit a lot of the material very well, and I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Zook on November 23, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol

Sinéad O'Connor
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: noxon on November 23, 2015, 01:01:01 AM
What if DT married an all girl band?


...


oh wait, thats what happened.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Calvin6s on November 23, 2015, 01:08:55 AM
(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/6/6/1/6661.jpg)

Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2015, 01:41:41 AM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: |KirK| on November 23, 2015, 02:58:50 AM
It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Train of Naught on November 23, 2015, 03:12:41 AM
(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)
Twisted Sister :neverusethis:
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: RoeDent on November 23, 2015, 03:27:10 AM
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: JediKnight1969 on November 23, 2015, 05:43:54 AM
Hell yeah!  :metal
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Stadler on November 23, 2015, 07:25:14 AM
It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..

Dude...

Johnette Napolitano and Ann Wilson sing circles around 85% of all men in rock/metal bands (and James Mankey can play circles around 75% of the guitar players).  Yeah, I get that some of Heart's stuff is a little light weight, but Ann sings her cods off on things like Wait For An Answer, and she brought tears to the eyes of none other than Robert Plant himself when she sang "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors.

Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Laughingplace56 on November 23, 2015, 07:44:45 AM
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Another_Won on November 23, 2015, 07:54:43 AM
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

 . . . and this so much!
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: r0cken on November 23, 2015, 08:21:22 AM
Wow, I checked out these Phantom Blue chicks, and they rock! Love the vocals too.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Laughingplace56 on November 23, 2015, 08:29:33 AM
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

 . . . and this so much!
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

I know Jordan is a unisex name, but I didn't wanna leave 1/5 names the same lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 23, 2015, 08:32:16 AM
(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/6/6/1/6661.jpg)

Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.

I'm actually impressed that there are other people who have heard of this album.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 09:12:56 AM
Even if I didn't like the vocals, if the music itself was the same I'd like their instrumentals and there are a lot of those!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: JediKnight1969 on November 23, 2015, 09:24:54 AM
Well...

(https://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/crowtime/starcatcher/stars/crowstars5.jpg)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 23, 2015, 09:59:49 AM
(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/6/6/1/6661.jpg)

It's too tempting... I... must... resist... Sorry I can't.

(https://orig13.deviantart.net/2058/f/2015/327/a/9/dt_femaleversion_2_by_cdrice-d9hqzrg.jpg)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on November 23, 2015, 10:17:25 AM
All jokes aside, if I would answer that question seriously: Of course, why the hell not? I don't listen to DT because dudes I listen because great musicians and music.

Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: MirrorMask on November 23, 2015, 11:42:07 AM
Well, the music would still be the same. The voice wouldn't. And as a wannabe singer, I don't focus on the guitar player or the drummer but the vocalist. If there's a woman who can convincingly sing both The Silent Man and The Glass Prison, then my answer would be yes.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TAC on November 23, 2015, 02:38:56 PM
(https://orig02.deviantart.net/8f69/f/2015/326/d/1/dt_femaleversion_by_cdrice-d9hp9o6.jpg)

(https://orig13.deviantart.net/2058/f/2015/327/a/9/dt_femaleversion_2_by_cdrice-d9hqzrg.jpg)

 :rollin  :rollin :rollin

Dude, you win the internet! FTW :metal :metal
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 07:02:16 PM
I just... started a thread to spark controversy and... I didn't want this...
I...
 :|
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TH1RT3EN on November 23, 2015, 07:49:59 PM
…I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.

I used to think the same way… until I heard of Lzzy Hale :metal
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 09:49:17 PM
If dream theater were all girl, I wouldn't like them as much because no girl would be able to shred like Petrucci. Also, what about Portnoy's vocals? A girl growling wouldn't be too hot.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 09:50:28 PM
Arch Enemy says hi.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 09:51:11 PM
Excuse me?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
Also, what about Portnoy's vocals? A girl growling wouldn't be too hot.
So you're saying his vocals were?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 09:53:25 PM
no girl would be able to shred like Petrucci.
That is soo sexist. Girls can shred to with enough practice.

Honestly I'd love them because they would tell the world that girls too can be really talented.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 09:55:09 PM
Also, what about Portnoy's vocals? A girl growling wouldn't be too hot.
So you're saying his vocals were?

I'm saying it fits. In ANTR, his vocals really set the mood. Can you imagine a girl growling Portnoy's parts? Ugh.
And what I said is the truth, its not sexist.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 09:57:01 PM
Petrucci isn't even human to begin with, so sexism doesn't apply on him.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 09:59:06 PM
Petrucci isn't even human to begin with, so sexism doesn't apply on him.
I hate everyone who says that. They are all freaking human. They are not "gods" at all. Get that through your head buddy.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 10:01:47 PM
I'm saying it fits. In ANTR, his vocals really set the mood.
I guess if the mood is supposed to be comical. That's easily the worst part of the song for me, if you haven't noticed! :D Certainly one of my favorite reasons he's no longer there.
But yeah, a girl doing that part would be...very odd.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 10:07:53 PM
I'm saying it fits. In ANTR, his vocals really set the mood.
I guess if the mood is supposed to be comical. That's easily the worst part of the song for me, if you haven't noticed! :D Certainly one of my favorite reasons he's no longer there.
But yeah, a girl doing that part would be...very odd.

Oh man. Portnoy leaving was the best that happened! I mean seriously, I just absolutely was annoyed by his growling and everything. I mean, leave the singing to Labrie. I agree with you there. I think that Mangini is the perfect replacement. I just think Portnoy's skills was meh.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:09:44 PM
Plot twist: Manginig sings in the new album.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 10:11:20 PM
I'm saying it fits. In ANTR, his vocals really set the mood.
I guess if the mood is supposed to be comical. That's easily the worst part of the song for me, if you haven't noticed! :D Certainly one of my favorite reasons he's no longer there.
But yeah, a girl doing that part would be...very odd.

Oh man. Portnoy leaving was the best that happened! I mean seriously, I just absolutely was annoyed by his growling and everything. I mean, leave the singing to Labrie. I agree with you there. I think that Mangini is the perfect replacement. I just think Portnoy's skills was meh.

I'd have to respectfully disagree. Mangini is great, but so is Portnoy. I have read countless arguments on Youtube about Mangini and Portnoy. They are good for everything they have done. Portnoy was the founder of the band along with Myung and Petrucci. You don't know how much he brought to the band. Watching Portnoy on Youtube always made me laugh. He is so funny. Mangini is great also, but you have to give props to Portnoy also.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 10:13:49 PM
I'm saying it fits. In ANTR, his vocals really set the mood.
I guess if the mood is supposed to be comical. That's easily the worst part of the song for me, if you haven't noticed! :D Certainly one of my favorite reasons he's no longer there.
But yeah, a girl doing that part would be...very odd.

Oh man. Portnoy leaving was the best that happened! I mean seriously, I just absolutely was annoyed by his growling and everything. I mean, leave the singing to Labrie. I agree with you there. I think that Mangini is the perfect replacement. I just think Portnoy's skills was meh.

I'd have to respectfully disagree. Mangini is great, but so is Portnoy. I have read countless arguments on Youtube about Mangini and Portnoy. They are good for everything they have done. Portnoy was the founder of the band along with Myung and Petrucci. You don't know how much he brought to the band. Watching Portnoy on Youtube always made me laugh. He is so funny. Mangini is great also, but you have to give props to Portnoy also.
Fuck you. Portnoy won't be able to match up to Mangini's standards. Who won more awards? Portnoy or Mangini? Do your research please before you post here. I mean seriously, Portnoy might've been good the first few albums, but starting from Metropolis Part 2, he was shit.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:17:41 PM
No need to be insulting when countering someone else's opinion, nobody has told you anything wrong.

You just can't deny what MP brought to the table. Only thing is that his era has passed since he left, now they're all elsewhere.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 10:20:55 PM
I mean, what if Mangini was the guy that went to Berklee with John and John? If that had happened and it was Magnini instead of Portnoy, you wouldn't have been saying this stuff. And how was I insulting? It was my honest opinion.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 10:21:56 PM
You don't know how much he brought to the band.
So do you?

Watching Portnoy on Youtube always made me laugh. He is so funny. Mangini is great also, but you have to give props to Portnoy also.
It may help that I'm a drummer, but I strongly believe that MM's playing is much more musical than a lot of MP's. The mixes of the last 2 albums don't help prove that point, but get past that and really focus on the details of MM's drum parts. It becomes very obvious how much work he put into them, whereas if you do the same with a lot of MP's later parts, it's just the same stuff. On several of his DVD's he even talks about how his fills are all just alternating his hands and kick drums. 2 hits on snare, 4 on kick, 2 hits on high tom, 4 on kick, etc...variations of that...that is not creativity. Obviously there are more angles than just the drumming itself, and there's a whole thread on this somewhere.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 10:25:05 PM
You don't know how much he brought to the band.
So do you?

Watching Portnoy on Youtube always made me laugh. He is so funny. Mangini is great also, but you have to give props to Portnoy also.
It may help that I'm a drummer, but I strongly believe that MM's playing is much more musical than a lot of MP's. The mixes of the last 2 albums don't help prove that point, but get past that and really focus on the details of MM's drum parts. It becomes very obvious how much work he put into them, whereas if you do the same with a lot of MP's later parts, it's just the same stuff. On several of his DVD's he even talks about how his fills are all just alternating his hands and kick drums. 2 hits on snare, 4 on kick, 2 hits on high tom, 4 on kick, etc...variations of that...that is not creativity. Obviously there are more angles than just the drumming itself, and there's a whole thread on this somewhere.

Buddy, my respect and like for you is growing bigger and bigger every second.  :hefdaddy
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:25:36 PM
"Fuck you"?
Really man?

The situation you wrote is only possible in an alternate universe. There is absolutely no way of knowing what would've happened. We wouldn't have I&W or Awake or SFAM, who knows?

We don't know the extent of their involvement in the band's writing process, since that's what a band is, a team, which is a combination of everyone's efforts and creativity, not just one individual.
ADTOE is a fine example of this, since, as far as I know, it was 90% written with only 4 members, no drummer, and yet it's still a very fine piece of work, much better than MP's last two albums.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:26:33 PM
And how the hell did we deviate from the original pointless thread to a pointless argue about MPvMM?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2015, 10:28:14 PM
And how the hell did we deviate from the original pointless thread to a pointless argue about MPvMM?

Because DTF and because noob influx every time DT are about to release an album. Hooray!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on November 23, 2015, 10:28:48 PM
But I feel like something is wrong. I don't know any girl that is under 15 that likes Dream Theater. Are you lying about your age?

And it proves my point that Mangini is way better than Portnoy. Give him more years in the band and you will find him bringing more and more to the table. I mean, no one didn't give Portnoy props when WDADU was written, but as years passed, Portnoy gained more respect. That will happen to Mangini as Portnoy's legacy will become tainted and will become a grain of sand among others. Just give them time.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 10:29:30 PM
And how the hell did we deviate from the original pointless thread to a pointless argue about MPvMM?
Don't most threads go off topic here?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 10:31:19 PM
But I feel like something is wrong. I don't know any girl that is under 15 that likes Dream Theater. Are you lying about your age?

And it proves my point that Mangini is way better than Portnoy. Give him more years in the band and you will find him bringing more and more to the table. I mean, no one didn't give Portnoy props when WDADU was written, but as years passed, Portnoy gained more respect. That will happen to Mangini as Portnoy's legacy will become tainted and will become a grain of sand among others. Just give them time.

Whatever. I respect your opinion and would like to end it here. They are both great.
And no, I'm not lying about my age. There are girls my age that love Dream Theater. You just haven't found it yet. I'm done for today.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:32:33 PM
But I feel like something is wrong. I don't know any girl that is under 15 that likes Dream Theater. Are you lying about your age?

And it proves my point that Mangini is way better than Portnoy. Give him more years in the band and you will find him bringing more and more to the table. I mean, no one didn't give Portnoy props when WDADU was written, but as years passed, Portnoy gained more respect. That will happen to Mangini as Portnoy's legacy will become tainted and will become a grain of sand among others. Just give them time.

It doesn't really prove anything.
And I don't mean MM isn't* good, in fact I'm excited as hell for the new album, it was all the potential for being the best DT album ever. But speaking of "tainted" legacy is just plain unnecessary. MP's influence and setting on the band will always be there one way or another, so will MM, and so KM, DS and CD, they have all been DT, and I'm pretty sure the bandmembers would be the first ones to say so.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TempusVox on November 23, 2015, 10:33:59 PM
Mastermax0213...I get that you're new here. That's why I'm only going to give you a week off to figure out if you can be part of this community without attacking members of the community and bashing the bands former members. Should you decide to come back and play by the rules, please make sure you intimately familiarize yourself with them before posting again. Next time, there won't be a next time. See you in a week.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2015, 10:34:07 PM
And it proves my point that Mangini is way better than Portnoy. Give him more years in the band and you will find him bringing more and more to the table. I mean, no one didn't give Portnoy props when WDADU was written, but as years passed, Portnoy gained more respect. That will happen to Mangini as Portnoy's legacy will become tainted and will become a grain of sand among others. Just give them time.

What proves your point? Portnoy's legacy with DT will remain as long as DT's does.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 10:38:49 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:41:37 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.

Oh c'mon Angela, you didn't say anything wrong, he just overreacted to the situation, nobody was really talking about that.

As for anyone with enough authority... could you pleaasee just delete the argue? Can we go back to our ridiculous post about femenine DT?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 10:41:48 PM
What proves your point? Portnoy's legacy with DT will remain as long as DT's does.
Yep, have to agree here. While I feel MM is better for DT in every way, it's silly to say MP will be forgotten. He's played on most of their albums, and especially on the last few he is impossible to ignore because his presence is so strong. Not to mention we still have these conversations 5 years after he left, so...
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2015, 10:41:53 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.

You haven't said anything crappy or annoying in this thread that warrants an apology. I think the problem has sorted itself now.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TempusVox on November 23, 2015, 10:42:14 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.

Apology not accepted, as there was no need to apologize to begin with.  :)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 10:44:54 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.

Apology not accepted, as there was no need to apologize to begin with.  :)
Please, why are you being too nice? I deserve all this, but I'm flattered you would think so. Thank you....:')
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 23, 2015, 10:45:58 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.
I don't see a need for you to be sorry! You didn't do anything wrong at all here (or anywhere else that I have seen).
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 23, 2015, 10:46:25 PM
Hey CDrice.
You deserve the title of being the absolute ruler of DTF.
Seriously, you should make the forum's backgrounds and that.

Wait...
Maybe you're the guy that replaced Hugh Syme...
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 10:50:40 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.
I don't see a need for you to be sorry! You didn't do anything wrong at all here (or anywhere else that I have seen).
Over excessive posting tends to annoy people. I should stop conplaining. If it didn't annoy you, I should just accept the fact and let it go. Thank you for knocking some sense into me.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TempusVox on November 23, 2015, 10:59:25 PM
Yes...let it go. :biggrin:
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 23, 2015, 11:04:34 PM
Argh, now you're making me sing "Let it go!"
I cant help it. I love Frozen. But since this is off topic, I'll stop now. ;)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: r0cken on November 23, 2015, 11:42:23 PM
Stumbled on this site, haven't had the chance to go over the bands yet. Maybe the female Dream Theater already exists?
https://www.metaladies.com

Oh yeah, in case I haven't answered the original question - if the music is the same, I would love DT in any version - male, female, goat, alien. Whatever.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Cyclopssss on November 24, 2015, 03:06:42 AM
Well, to get semi-back on topic, if we're gonna imagine an all female DT, why not make it fun?

Lita Ford should be in there, I think, or does anyone know any female guitarists that can shred like Petrucci?

I can't name a drummer that would fill Mangini's boots, though.

Maybe Laura Harris on bass?

Keys.....dunno.

Vocalist should be a bit easier. Floor Jansen? Liv Kristine?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Stadler on November 24, 2015, 06:28:24 AM
I don't want to turn this negative, but am I the only one that isn't all that impressed with Lita Ford?   I know I am not as well-versed in her catalogue as I should be to say that, but almost everything I've heard just sounds so... cliché.   She's not as metal, but I would take Joan Jett in a HEARTBEAT over Ford, and while I'm not a huge fan of Halestorm either, I would take Lzzy Hale in a heartbeat too. 
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Cyclopssss on November 24, 2015, 06:41:04 AM
I would agree with you personality-wise. But Jett, as great a person as she is, was never a leadguitarist. Just chords. And I only named Ford as a possibillity. Hell, I could've gone with the great Kat, but hell, no one could stand that.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 24, 2015, 08:37:04 AM
:rollin  :rollin :rollin

Dude, you win the internet! FTW :metal :metal

Hey CDrice.
You deserve the title of being the absolute ruler of DTF.

You guys shouldn't say things like that. It will just give me more incentive to continue and it's not good for my sanity (and everyone else's)

Seriously, you should make the forum's backgrounds and that.

Wait...
Maybe you're the guy that replaced Hugh Syme...
You're giving me way too much credit. :lol
The fact that I created those monstrosity most likely destroyed all my chances to ever be involved in any way with the band.

Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Train of Naught on November 24, 2015, 08:59:49 AM
I said it before and I will again, you da man CDrice.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bosk1 on November 24, 2015, 09:26:26 AM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

Not necessarily.  Those chicks in Stryper are still pretty hot. 
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Another_Won on November 24, 2015, 10:18:40 AM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

Not necessarily.  Those chicks in Stryper are still pretty hot.

HaHa, yea.  Although if you look at their new video (Pride) it seems like the only "chick" that has aged well is the lead singer :)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Kotowboy on November 24, 2015, 10:25:45 AM
Mike Mangina.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: r0cken on November 24, 2015, 11:28:14 AM
Mike Mangina.
I almost choked on my chocolate now.
 :rollin
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 24, 2015, 11:52:48 AM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)

I was gonna say, Vixen would like a word with you.  :lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 01:22:20 PM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

Not necessarily.  Those chicks in Stryper are still pretty hot.

I've mentioned this before, but I thought James LaBrie kind of looked like Michael Sweet in some of those pictures from the early 90's!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Prog Snob on November 24, 2015, 01:29:39 PM
Mike Mangina.

Eat my peach, blow on my dice
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Prog Snob on November 24, 2015, 01:33:30 PM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

Not necessarily.  Those chicks in Stryper are still pretty hot.

Honestly?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Another_Won on November 24, 2015, 01:37:35 PM
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

Not necessarily.  Those chicks in Stryper are still pretty hot.

Honestly?

Well played, sir!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyAkfSapJik
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: ToT-147 on November 24, 2015, 02:05:30 PM
Johnette Napolitano and Ann Wilson sing circles around 85% of all men in rock/metal bands (and James Mankey can play circles around 75% of the guitar players).  Yeah, I get that some of Heart's stuff is a little light weight, but Ann sings her cods off on things like Wait For An Answer, and she brought tears to the eyes of none other than Robert Plant himself when she sang "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors.

Thanks for mentioning it.. I hadn't seen DAT.. :'( :hefdaddy

It wasn't only she though.. It was obviously the song, the presence of the honored band and the whole orchestra.. But thanks again!..



About the thread, no, I wouldn't mind either.. If the singer was a woman, while she's as good as James, I'd have no problem.. It would be the same..

I love Nightwish, especially with Tarja, e.g., and I'm myself in a band with a female singer, and they're both great singers, so... It would be hypocritical of me if I'd say I wouldn't like DT if they were all women..
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 02:24:20 PM
I'm sorry guys. I feel that an apology would be perfect. I would like to apologize to anyone that I annoyed. I know I'm a noob and sometimes, I just say real crappy stuff. With my over excessive posting and just plain stupid comments, to anyone I have annoyed or ticked off, I am so sorry. For everything. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. Love you guys.

-Now I know why they say "girls mature faster than boys!" You're 13 and he's 18, but you handled the situation with a lot more class than he did. Like the others have said: you don't owe any of us an apology.

-Also want to say THANK GOD there are some younger people who still listen to REAL MUSIC! It gives me hope to know that everyone under 40 doesn't just listen to "pop" or rap or some of the dreck that passes for rock these days. Maybe there will actually be more bands with real musicians that really know how to play real instruments in the future.

-Regarding the OP's original question and the responses to it: There already are quite a few all-female metal bands, but female participation in prog has been VERY few and VERY far-between, so I DOUBT if there will ever be an "all-girl" PROGRESSIVE rock band.

-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

-
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Train of Naught on November 24, 2015, 02:28:28 PM
Actually, there's tons and tons of "real music" out there in the present day, if you think otherwise you probably haven't looked hard enough.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 03:57:13 PM
Actually, there's tons and tons of "real music" out there in the present day, if you think otherwise you probably haven't looked hard enough.

Well, maybe you and I just have different tastes in music. It's hard for me to explain, but I guess I want something that is different enough that I can say it isn't just a clone of a band that I already like, but familiar enough that it doesn't stray too far from what I'm used to. Otherwise, anything post-DT doesn't really interest me all that much.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: King Postwhore on November 24, 2015, 04:07:00 PM
Why does it have to prog to be good chaossystem?

Why limit yourself?  Seems silly.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 04:14:33 PM
I didn't say it had to be prog. Unless you consider AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Metallica, among others to be prog.

In fact I don't even listen to bands like ELP, Genesis, Kansas, Alan Parsons, Pink Floyd, Yes, etc. as much as I used to, but I still have a lot of respect for those bands and their musicianship.

But these days I guess you could say I'm more of a (classic) "metal-head!"
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 24, 2015, 09:50:03 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 09:59:43 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.

Ass-kissing was the most prevalent thing I noticed about that guy, but that's annoying too
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 10:07:52 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

If you don't like the way I express myself, just ignore my posts!

No one is forcing you to read any of them!!

I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 24, 2015, 10:17:41 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.
I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.
If you don't like the way I express myself, just ignore my posts!

No one is forcing you to read any of them!!

1) Learn to syntax
2) Is a freekin joke m8
3) No u
4) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 10:17:58 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.

Ass-kissing was the most prevalent thing I noticed about that guy, but that's annoying too

Would you have liked it better if I had said that I hated everything she said, and that I thought Mangini sucked, and that I was calling for a demand that Portnoy be back in the band??

It's called TACT and DIPLOMACY! You might want to TRY it sometime, instead of being so quick to call someone who is at least TRYING to find the right words an "ass-kisser!"
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 10:25:44 PM
-I really liked what you said in defense of Portnoy's contribution to the band, Angela. I am getting PUKING sick and DEAD tired of all the people coming on here and not only acting like everything he did for and with the band doesn't count for SHIT, but they practically act like they're lining up to piss on the GRAVE of his tenure with DT! Excuse my harsh language, but like I SAID: I'm SICK of it! But I also want to say that Mike Mangini seems like a really nice guy as well as being a very talented musician, so I DON'T mean to take anything AWAY from what he and the band have done together. I AM glad that they were able to find someone worthy of filling Portnoy's VERY big shoes drumming-wise.

I CAPITALISE words for EMPHASIS so it looks DRAMATIC & like it MEANS something more than it ACTUALLY does.

Ass-kissing was the most prevalent thing I noticed about that guy, but that's annoying too

Would you have liked it better if I had said that I hated everything she said, and that I thought Mangini sucked, and that I was calling for a demand that Portnoy be back in the band??

It's called TACT and DIPLOMACY! You might want to TRY it sometime, instead of being so quick to call someone who is at least TRYING to find the right words an "ass-kisser!"

DINKY DURR!

Get madder, strain harder, and spray more shit into your underwear.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 24, 2015, 10:36:46 PM
Would you have liked it better if I had said that I hated everything she said,

Reverse extreme argument. You're assuming that because he's against one extreme, then he must support the opposite.

and that I thought Mangini sucked, and that I was calling for a demand that Portnoy be back in the band??

Wanting someone to rehire someone in their band is by no means so irrational that the question should become rhetorical, in which case, it's an opinion.

It's called TACT and DIPLOMACY!

No it isn't. Agreeing with one side while contributing nothing else to the discussion =/= Attempting to manage the conflict rationally & respectfully to both sides. Your blatant overemotional approach to this whole situation just proves that that couldn't be further from the truth & you're being narcissistic if you think that expressing an opinion will automatically resolve a conflict peacefully.

You might want to TRY it sometime, instead of being so quick to call someone who is at least TRYING to find the right words an "ass-kisser!"

So because of the synonyms you use, that strengthens your point? What?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 10:59:57 PM
Would you have liked it better if I had said that I hated everything she said,
Cr
Reverse extreme argument. You're assuming that because he's against one extreme, then he must support the opposite.

and that I thought Mangini sucked, and that I was calling for a demand that Portnoy be back in the band??

Wanting someone to rehire someone in their band is by no means so irrational that the question should become rhetorical, in which case, it's an opinion.

It's called TACT and DIPLOMACY!

No it isn't. Agreeing with one side while contributing nothing else to the discussion =/= Attempting to manage the conflict rationally & respectfully to both sides. Your blatant overemotional approach to this whole situation just proves that that couldn't be further from the truth & you're being narcissistic if you think that expressing an opinion will automatically resolve a conflict peacefully.

You might want to TRY it sometime, instead of being so quick to call someone who is at least TRYING to find the right words an "ass-kisser!"

So because of the synonyms you use, that strengthens your point? What?

-I'm not on one side or other of the "Mike vs. Mike" debate, because, so far, I think both drummers are equally qualified to play with DT.

-I think it IS somewhat irrational to want Portnoy to be "'re-hired" back into DT, because it is almost certainly never going to happen. I just said what I said because I get sick of what seems to be the attitude of so many people on here, which is that his time with the band didn't seem to COUNT for anything in the band's history.

-I don't expect to "resolve the conflict peacefully" because I am aware of the fact that both sides will never agree with each other, and that I am probably in the minority for seeing the situation the way I do, and that neither side will probably agree with my take on it.  But I still have a right to state that opinion, as long as I don't do it in an insulting or degrading way, which is what you and your Voivod buddy are doing to me. And I think I've been a LOT more respectful to you boys than you have been to me.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 11:04:48 PM
I don't think anyone is taking this seriously. Lighten up, you giant piss-baby.   :P
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 24, 2015, 11:14:20 PM
I don't think anyone is taking this seriously. Lighten up, you giant piss-baby.   :P
"piss-baby". Well, that's a new one!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 11:21:27 PM
I don't think anyone is taking this seriously. Lighten up, you giant piss-baby.   :P

Does that make you feel like a big man?

You better hope the MODERATORS aren't paying attention to your eloquent words of wisdom, Mr. Rhodes scholar!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 24, 2015, 11:27:29 PM
If these argues are going to continue over the original joking and childish nature of the post, I'd rather have this thread locked, really, it's no use.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 24, 2015, 11:28:50 PM
-I'm not on one side or other of the "Mike vs. Mike" debate, because, so far, I think both drummers are equally qualified to play with DT.
That directly contradicts you saying "& that I thought Mangini sucks" as an example of something that would lead your question to an extreme, leading it to be rhetorical.

-I think it IS somewhat irrational to want Portnoy to be "'re-hired" back into DT, because it is almost certainly never going to happen.
Not really. I think that if you were in a situation that left you extremely vunerable, wishing for an easier solution wouldn't be completely out of reason. Desire is pretty much like an emotion: you may not get everything you want out of it, but it doesn't do any harm to let it out once in a while. Imagine that situation but on a much lesser scale & that's what I'm talking about.

I just said what I said because I get sick of what seems to be the attitude of so many people on here, which is that his time with the band didn't seem to COUNT for anything in the band's history.
That's what you said in your response to Angela, but not the statement I replied to, as stated above.

-I don't expect to "resolve the conflict peacefully" because I am aware of the fact that both sides will never agree with each other,
Yet you paid large emphasis on you using TACT & DIPLOMACY, in which the latter is defined as "the art of dealing with people in a sensitive and tactful way", which kind of implies aiming to achieve a peaceful result.

and that I am probably in the minority for seeing the situation the way I do, and that neither side will probably agree with my take on it.

Your post was essentially saying the direct opposite of the person who got temporarily banned. I think you're being a little too melodramatic on this one.

But I still have a right to state that opinion,
No-one is saying you don't.

as long as I don't do it in an insulting or degrading way, which is what you and your Voivod buddy are doing to me.
Hey, I (& I'm assuming Nothingface too) was/were doing it that way for the sake of comedy (hence my use of the green text). Even then, I was at least making a point through my light-hearted joking. If you're honestly that offended at me saying "no u", then I'd wonder who should be calling who the "boys" in this situation.

And I think I've been a LOT more respectful to you boys than you have been to me.
Refer to the quote above: "you & your Voivod buddy".

& one more thing:
Would you have liked it better if I had said that I hated everything she said,
Cr
What was this? I didn't write that.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 11:33:27 PM
I don't think anyone is taking this seriously. Lighten up, you giant piss-baby.   :P

Does that make you feel like a big man?

You better hope the MODERATORS aren't paying attention to your eloquent words of wisdom, Mr. Rhodes scholar!

The mods are asleep, your ass is mine, boyo!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 11:37:24 PM
Sorry, Nancy. My gate doesn't swing that way!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 11:40:27 PM
Sorry, Nancy. My gate doesn't swing that way!

Geez, that's embarrassing. Your posts come across as aggressively homoerotic, and I thought you were just playing hard-to-get.  :blush
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 11:42:39 PM
If that's how you're interpreting my posts, I think that says more about YOU than it does about ME...
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 11:44:31 PM
If that's how you're interpreting my posts, I think that says more about YOU than it does about ME...

How else is a person supposed to interpret literal ALL CAPS RAGE, taking the Internet seriously, and whining like a big girl?
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 24, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
"yeshaberto is viewing this thread"
we're all fucked
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Nothingface on November 24, 2015, 11:48:29 PM
"yeshaberto is viewing this thread"
we're all fucked

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--MQDZSRBH--/jh83hwgdfhfwx4guuseo.jpg)
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: ariich on November 24, 2015, 11:51:31 PM
Nothingface, I've warned you a couple of times already and you don't seem to get it. We expect people to act respectfully here. Have a week off. If, in a week, you're able to abide by the rules, then you're welcome to be part of the community. If you can't, then you'll be gone permanently.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 24, 2015, 11:52:10 PM
If these argues are going to continue over the original joking and childish nature of the post, I'd rather have this thread locked, really, it's no use.

You're right.

I, for one, am sorry, and I was just thinking about posting a message saying that we should get back on-topic.

I was trying to get these kids to back off, and I guess I just got carried away.

But I DID say in that first post that I don't think there will ever be an "all-girl" prog band. But that's mostly because the interest just doesn't seem to be there.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on November 24, 2015, 11:56:14 PM
Please, end this thread, before something else happens, I beg you.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on November 25, 2015, 12:03:43 AM
*Getting in one last post before the thread closes.*
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pcs90 on November 25, 2015, 12:07:55 AM
*Getting in one last post before the thread closes.*
If it even does.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: r0cken on November 25, 2015, 03:18:38 AM
Whoa, what happened here.

I was expecting more photoshop and funny band member names.

By the way, about female guitarists, how about Lori Linstruth (Guilt Machine, Stream of Passion)?  She's pretty prog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtiqmx4bOGA
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Cyclopssss on November 25, 2015, 04:20:10 AM
Yeah, cleanup on isle 13 required.

Damn, how could I forget about Lori? She would fit the bill, certainly!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: YtseJamittaja on November 25, 2015, 05:31:39 AM
I just read the whole thread because I thought it could be funny but that was just 4 pages of crap. 2 too funny pictures from CDrice  ( :clap: ) but overall c'mon guys and girls, don't be assholes.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 25, 2015, 07:13:55 AM
prog band
interest just doesn't seem to be there.

This pretty much said it, for my tastes.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on November 25, 2015, 08:47:44 AM
Mike Mangina.

James LaBra
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: porcacultor on November 25, 2015, 09:09:31 AM
Mike Mangina.

James LaBra

Jordan Modess
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bosk1 on November 25, 2015, 09:21:19 AM
Nothingface and chaossystem, you guys got off easy.  If I had gotten to this before ariich, it would have been a perm ban for Nothingface and another temp ban for chaossystem with a warning that ANY infraction in the future, no matter how minor, would result in a perm.  But @chaossystem, I appreciate that you eventually backed off, and that is noted.

Now back "on topic," such as it is. 
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 25, 2015, 01:33:08 PM
prog band
interest just doesn't seem to be there.

This pretty much said it, for my tastes.

Are you saying that you have little or no love for progressive rock?

I think you misquoted me.

The point I was trying to make is that FEMALE musicians don't seem to have much interest in creating this kind of music.

Sure, you can dig really deep and find a few ladies who play and/or sing something other than pop, metal or country, but even if the amount of female metal bands is only about 5 or 10 per cent-and I'm not saying it isn't HIGHER than that-it at least APPEARS that the number of women who have any interest in keeping the progressive flame alive is less than ONE per cent.

Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bosk1 on November 25, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
Yup.  Very true.  But that being said, there are female musicians (primarily vocalists) who are involved in some bands that do have some progressive leanings, even if you might not really classify them as true prog rock or prog metal bands.  Personally, I make somewhat of a separation between symphonic and/or power metal on one hand vs. prog metal on the other hand.  The distinction is valid because the former draws most of its non-metal influence from classical whereas the latter tends to draw more from jazz.  However, there is still considerable overlap, and many symphonic or power metal bands have plenty of progressive elements, and many of those have female vocalists who are heavily involved in the songwriting.  So there are some out there.  And those are sure to have an influence on other female musicians.  So it would not surprise me to eventually see an all-female prog band, or at least a prog band that has several female players.  But again, your overall point largely stands and cannot really be disputed.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: chaossystem on November 25, 2015, 02:04:23 PM
I've always thought it was strange that bands that have a classical influence are considered "power metal" (a term I've always hated) but not progressive, but progressive bands are considered to be jazz-influenced.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2015, 02:12:09 PM
Most female voices in prog music I don't like.  The all are too whispery for my liking.  I would love to hear a voice like Ann Wilson singing in a prog band.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: mrrct on November 25, 2015, 02:23:17 PM
Yup.  Very true.  But that being said, there are female musicians (primarily vocalists) who are involved in some bands that do have some progressive leanings, even if you might not really classify them as true prog rock or prog metal bands.  Personally, I make somewhat of a separation between symphonic and/or power metal on one hand vs. prog metal on the other hand.  The distinction is valid because the former draws most of its non-metal influence from classical whereas the latter tends to draw more from jazz.  However, there is still considerable overlap, and many symphonic or power metal bands have plenty of progressive elements, and many of those have female vocalists who are heavily involved in the songwriting.  So there are some out there.  And those are sure to have an influence on other female musicians.  So it would not surprise me to eventually see an all-female prog band, or at least a prog band that has several female players.  But again, your overall point largely stands and cannot really be disputed.

After Forever and its spiritual successor, ReVamp, both kind of toe the line between Symphonic/Power and Progressive Metal.

Most female voices in prog music I don't like.  The all are too whispery for my liking.  I would love to hear a voice like Ann Wilson singing in a prog band.

Floor Jansen (of the two aforementioned bands) can do it all.  She also covered Heart's "Alone," admittedly not Heart's most rocking song.  The fact that she wasn't used even close to her capabilities on the last Nightwish was extremely disappointing.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Kotowboy on November 25, 2015, 02:26:33 PM
Most female voices in prog music I don't like.  The all are too whispery for my liking.  I would love to hear a voice like Ann Wilson singing in a prog band.

I cannot stand wimpy whispery breathy "just woke up" female singers.

I much prefer female singers like Tori Amos or Pj Harvey who belt it out a bit more.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2015, 02:36:21 PM
I agree.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: bosk1 on November 25, 2015, 02:41:19 PM
I've always thought it was strange that bands that have a classical influence are considered "power metal" (a term I've always hated) but not progressive, but progressive bands are considered to be jazz-influenced.

I think it is just the history of how the sub-genres evolved.  "Power metal" (I'm just using the established term) grew out of metal that just had heavy classical influences.  "Progressive metal" basically fused together progressive rock and metal, and progressive rock grew out of rock that infused a jazz influence.  Those early prog bands were just doing things that was associated with jazz, so that is how the sub-genre came to be.  It's not so much about drawing lines as it is just observing how these two branches of the same tree grew in similar, but slightly different directions.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 25, 2015, 03:15:49 PM
prog band
interest just doesn't seem to be there.

This pretty much said it, for my tastes.

Are you saying that you have little or no love for progressive rock?

I think you misquoted me.

The point I was trying to make is that FEMALE musicians don't seem to have much interest in creating this kind of music.

Sure, you can dig really deep and find a few ladies who play and/or sing something other than pop, metal or country, but even if the amount of female metal bands is only about 5 or 10 per cent-and I'm not saying it isn't HIGHER than that-it at least APPEARS that the number of women who have any interest in keeping the progressive flame alive is less than ONE per cent.



Yes, I purposely selectively quoted you, because I'm not a prog fan.  :lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: MirrorMask on November 25, 2015, 03:19:43 PM
while I'm not a huge fan of Halestorm either, I would take Lzzy Hale in a heartbeat too.

Oh, you can bet I would take Lzzy Hale in a heartbeat as well  ;D
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Mastermax0213 on January 01, 2016, 04:53:10 PM
Daddys back!
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Darkstarshades on December 17, 2018, 03:48:30 PM
This was the best thread I made here, unfortunately it derailed into senseless arguing which involved 2 bans, would have liked to have more images and fun stuff, CDrice was god in that.

Either way, would you still have DT as an all girl band?  :rollin
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: geeeemo on December 17, 2018, 06:40:44 PM
Nah! I really like my metal masculine!  :yarr :metal Heart was great, but still....
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on December 17, 2018, 10:42:45 PM
Uh, I don't think I ever apologized for being kind of a dick back then. :|
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Shooters1221 on December 18, 2018, 01:30:32 AM
This thread should be bumped once every year or 2!! I have read through every page and argument and couldn't be more entertained. I'm literally LOL'ing! :rollin

This is some great stuff. Thanks to all who participated :tup :tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: vtgrad on December 19, 2018, 01:38:47 PM
Let's have North Central Positronics clone Floor Jansen five times... that'd be a line-up worth seeing. 
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: lonestar on December 19, 2018, 07:23:13 PM
I read through this whole thing yesterday...good lord what a mess  :lol

I'm cool with Floor on vocals, also I wouldn't be against Kala Rose (that's the little girl that covered Pull Me Under a few years back, she's 17 now and sings like a fucking goddess)... for guitar let's go with Nita Strauss, and on drums the only answer would be Senri Kawaguchi. Don't know of any bassist or keyboardist off the top of my head.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Architeuthis on December 19, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
If DT was an all girl band, they could be called Dream Sheater.   :natalieportman:
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: SuperTaco on December 19, 2018, 09:13:34 PM
There's nothing quite like reading through an thread full of chaossystem posts. Such inspiring enthusiasm.

DT as an all girl band would probably generate some creepy underground cult following, where they're worshiped and given sacrifices of livestock on a regular basis.

I guess they'd sound pretty cool too.
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: pg1067 on December 20, 2018, 12:08:16 PM
If DT was an all girl band, they could be called Dream Sheater.   :natalieportman:

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 20, 2018, 07:37:28 PM
If DT were an all girl band, "Eat my ass and balls" might be confusing.  Wait a minute (wo)man, that's not how it is...
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: CDrice on December 26, 2018, 10:02:27 AM
This thread brings back memories. Not sure if they're good ones, but still  :lol
Title: Re: If DT were an all girl band...
Post by: Devin Townsend on December 26, 2018, 07:37:22 PM
I wonder how many young teen girls they'd inspire  :lol