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DT-Side Chat Thread v. The Blu-Ray is out so I changed the friggin' title

Started by hefdaddy42, June 03, 2013, 03:48:31 AM

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hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 17, 2013, 08:51:37 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 17, 2013, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: RoeDent on August 17, 2013, 05:55:40 AM
I don't know where best to put this, but...

What's with the "special projects" boards under the General boards?
That section is for projects that are special.

Is there a hidden section for especially special projects?
Well, I don't know that it's technically "hidden" but there are definitely very cool things afoot that the general populace won't know about for a little while longer.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

King Postwhore

You prison guards love messin' with the general populace. :lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

aprilethereal

Quote from: RoeDent on August 17, 2013, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: aprilethereal on August 17, 2013, 06:22:42 AM
I didn't even see that until you mentioned it :o

Not a regular Polls & Survivors visitor, I'm guessing? ;)

I don't see how Polls & Survivors has anything to do with the Special Projects boards.

hefdaddy42

Quote from: kingshmegland on August 18, 2013, 03:30:19 AM
You prison guards love messin' with the general populace. :lol
Sometimes it's hard not to.

Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

?

Mowing the lawn while it's raining so much that you look like you've taken a bath with your clothes on is always so fucking nice and sweet... ::)

Onno


wasteland

Quote from: ? on August 19, 2013, 01:01:46 AM
Mowing the lawn while it's raining so much that you look like you've taken a bath with your clothes on is always so fucking nice and sweet... ::)

I thought grass couldn't grow in Finland, but only Tundra?  ???

?

Yeah, but you mow the tundra when you're not busy hunting polar bears, drinking vodka or planning a suicide.

Anyway, the rain ended and the sun is shining so hopefully the rest of the work day will be more pleasant.

Sketchy

Hey, that's a great idea! Let's drink some polar bears!

Onno

Quote from: Sketchy on August 19, 2013, 12:17:29 PM
Hey, that's a great idea! Let's drink some polar bears!
DUDE... DUDE... That's just a plain BAD idea. Why don't we just hunt some vodka? Or mow a suicide? Or plan the tundra? I just don't understand why ANYONE would want to drink a polar bear.

Sketchy

Hunting vodka sounds even better. I'll get the spears.

Onno

Dude, I don't want to be harsh. You can bring your polar bear. But if you start drinking it, then I'll be mad. REALLY mad.

Sketchy


Onno

Of course it is, who'd want a non-alcoholic bear?

Sketchy

People who didn't want their bears to be fitted with laser-blaster arms and chainsaw helmets?

?

Wait a minute... If MP was in JP's body he would be an alcoholic bear! :dangerwillrobinson:

Onno

Quote from: Sketchy on August 19, 2013, 12:40:08 PM
People who didn't want their bears to be fitted with laser-blaster arms and chainsaw helmets?
Hey man, now don't exaggerate. It's just some armor.

Quote from: ? on August 19, 2013, 12:41:40 PM
Wait a minute... If MP was in JP's body he would be an alcoholic bear! :dangerwillrobinson:
IT WAS... THE SALMON MOUSSE

Sketchy

Well, I'm working on those attachments, but the bear's not drunk enough yet.

Onno

Quote from: Sketchy on August 19, 2013, 12:50:43 PM
Well, I'm working on those attachments, but the bear's not drunk enough yet.
Make it drink the wine!

Sketchy

Will 19 bottles be enough? That's all I have left at the moment.

Onno

Quote from: Sketchy on August 19, 2013, 01:03:16 PM
Will 19 bottles be enough? That's all I have left at the moment.
I highly doubt it.

Sketchy

What if I throw in the bottle of port as well?

Onno


Sketchy

It got really pretty drunk and ran off to Brew Dog, unfortunately it took off with a load of my prog too.

Onno

Then it's time to hunt a polar bear. It seems so weird though, why'd anybody do that? Even drinking them seems more likely to be accepted by society.

Sketchy

Damn it. It's secretly been building a rocket, and it's taken off into space now.

Well, I guess I'll just have to get another two crates of wine and start experimenting with a new polar bear. I knew I shouldn't have given it those neural enhancements.

?


Sketchy


Onno

Quote from: Sketchy on August 20, 2013, 10:13:50 AM
Damn it. It's secretly been building a rocket, and it's taken off into space now.

Well, I guess I'll just have to get another two crates of wine and start experimenting with a new polar bear. I knew I shouldn't have given it those neural enhancements.
ALL THE FINEST WINES
IMPROVE WITH AGE!

Quote from: ? on August 20, 2013, 10:15:07 AM
WTF have I started? :lol
Quote from: Sketchy on August 20, 2013, 10:15:43 AM
The ursine space programme?
Yup. You should call your company Weyland, I think it's a good name.

Sketchy


Onno

An enchanted rubbish space car for flying to Hogwarts for sending drunken polar bears with laser guns into space. Don't forget the vodka!

Sketchy


wasteland

Alright, I'll do the party pooping. How aboot reverting to a less outlandish level of banter?  :lol

JayOctavarium


wasteland