Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

[The Walrus]

Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

I'm above that.























So is Mrs. TAC 

[King Postwhore]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

[The Walrus]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here 

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

[hefdaddy42]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.

[King Postwhore]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here 

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages. 

[The Walrus]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here 

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages.

Please find out what it says on the bag. I'm trying to Google it to pinpoint the store or chain.  "You're ?? something free/tree" 

[King Postwhore]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.

Mel Gibson = TAC.  I like it.

[jingle.boy]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

[Samsara]

Hell is coming for you TAC. I cannot wait to get to your neck of the woods. I seriously won't even need to tell you. You'll see your ride surrounded by carts, and my phone will light up with: "SAM, GET THE HELL OVER HERE." 

PG:

[King Postwhore]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

Doing that gives him a rise.

[Dublagent66]

[Adami]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.

[Samsara]

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.

You just gave me a vision of Tim that I really didn't need. 

[The Walrus]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

[Samsara]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

[vtgrad]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Which leads back to the Parking Lot Elf planning Tim's death.  Like I mentioned earlier, one cart always has a bad wheel and gets stuck. 

[Adami]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Like the corral itself in a better world.

[hefdaddy42]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[The Walrus]

Hey, like I always say, that don't make you a bad person. 

[jingle.boy]

<the last 24 hours>

[The Walrus]

TAC be like

[jingle.boy]

So you're saying his argument is full of holes?

[The Walrus]

So you're saying his argument is full of holes?

Exactly! 

[King Postwhore]

Imagine how Tim feels. 

... Probably stuffed! 

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Thanks Jerry.

[TAC]

[The Walrus]

 

[King Postwhore]

[cramx3]

 

[King Postwhore]

I even king'd it as well. 

[Herrick]

Mang, I wish this forum had a fucking Like Button 

[wolfking]

X




....marks the spot!








Oh, and fuck that giant red bag full of reusable bags.

You monster!!!

[Dublagent66]

[vtgrad]

In honor of the season...

Carol of the Carts

Who's cart is this
My cart it is
In the parking lot
Right in your spot

My Cart is here
Bringing me beer
Right to my car
Cops are not far

Dings, Dents, and Taints
Scratching your paint
F#ck your Chevelle
What is that smell

My van is here
Your plan is clear
Carts will surround
Bumpers will pound

Oh how they fly
My mouth is dry
Over the hill
Send me the bill

For your f#cking Carts
You can smell my farts
I will not replace
Carts shoved in your face

Not very, very, very, very longgggg
Before carts are on your f#cking Lawnnnnn

Scratch, scratch, DINGGGGGG


My apologies for the language... I think it fits Tim's style though. 

[TAC]

Awesome. A Christmas "shopping" Carol.

[jingle.boy]

That was glori-fucking-us!