Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

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The Walrus


King Postwhore

Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

The Walrus

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

hefdaddy42

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.
Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

King Postwhore

Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 11:55:28 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages. 
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

The Walrus

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 11:55:28 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages.

Please find out what it says on the bag. I'm trying to Google it to pinpoint the store or chain.  :lol "You're ?? something free/tree"  ???

King Postwhore

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 11, 2019, 11:55:58 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.
Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.

Mel Gibson = TAC.  I like it.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Samsara

Hell is coming for you TAC. I cannot wait to get to your neck of the woods. I seriously won't even need to tell you. You'll see your ride surrounded by carts, and my phone will light up with: "SAM, GET THE HELL OVER HERE."  :lol

PG:




King Postwhore

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 11, 2019, 11:59:13 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

Doing that gives him a rise.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Dublagent66


Adami

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 11, 2019, 11:59:13 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.
www. fanticide.bandcamp . com

Samsara

Quote from: Adami on December 11, 2019, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 11, 2019, 11:59:13 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2019, 11:52:19 AM
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.

You just gave me a vision of Tim that I really didn't need.  :lol

The Walrus

Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Samsara

Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 12:23:28 PM
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

vtgrad

Quote from: Samsara on December 11, 2019, 12:27:16 PM
Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 12:23:28 PM
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Which leads back to the Parking Lot Elf planning Tim's death.  Like I mentioned earlier, one cart always has a bad wheel and gets stuck. 

Adami

Quote from: Samsara on December 11, 2019, 12:27:16 PM
Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 12:23:28 PM
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Like the corral itself in a better world.
www. fanticide.bandcamp . com

hefdaddy42

Quote from: Kattelox on December 11, 2019, 12:23:28 PM
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

The Walrus

Hey, like I always say, that don't make you a bad person.  :lol

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

The Walrus


jingle.boy

So you're saying his argument is full of holes?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

The Walrus


King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

The Walrus


King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

cramx3


King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Herrick

Mang, I wish this forum had a fucking Like Button  :lol
DISPLAY thy breasts, my Julia!

wolfking

Quote from: TAC on December 11, 2019, 11:34:08 AM
X




....marks the spot!








Oh, and fuck that giant red bag full of reusable bags.



You monster!!!

Dublagent66


vtgrad

In honor of the season...

Carol of the Carts

Who's cart is this
My cart it is
In the parking lot
Right in your spot

My Cart is here
Bringing me beer
Right to my car
Cops are not far

Dings, Dents, and Taints
Scratching your paint
F#ck your Chevelle
What is that smell

My van is here
Your plan is clear
Carts will surround
Bumpers will pound

Oh how they fly
My mouth is dry
Over the hill
Send me the bill

For your f#cking Carts
You can smell my farts
I will not replace
Carts shoved in your face

Not very, very, very, very longgggg
Before carts are on your f#cking Lawnnnnn

Scratch, scratch, DINGGGGGG



My apologies for the language... I think it fits Tim's style though.  :biggrin:







TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!