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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1225 on: December 11, 2019, 12:52:01 PM »
Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

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So is Mrs. TAC  :neverusethis:

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1226 on: December 11, 2019, 12:52:19 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1227 on: December 11, 2019, 12:55:28 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1228 on: December 11, 2019, 12:55:58 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.
Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1229 on: December 11, 2019, 12:57:20 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages. 
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1230 on: December 11, 2019, 12:57:58 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either. 

I'm dying over here  :lol :lol :lol

Tim, why did you scribble out the name of the store on the shopping bag?

Because I'd stalk him with carriages.

Please find out what it says on the bag. I'm trying to Google it to pinpoint the store or chain.  :lol "You're ?? something free/tree"  ???
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« Reply #1231 on: December 11, 2019, 12:58:57 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.
Stick a fork in him, guys.

He's done.

Mel Gibson = TAC.  I like it.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1232 on: December 11, 2019, 12:59:13 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.
If I can do it, it's idiot proof.
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« Reply #1233 on: December 11, 2019, 12:59:57 PM »
Hell is coming for you TAC. I cannot wait to get to your neck of the woods. I seriously won't even need to tell you. You'll see your ride surrounded by carts, and my phone will light up with: "SAM, GET THE HELL OVER HERE."  :lol

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« Reply #1234 on: December 11, 2019, 01:01:06 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

Doing that gives him a rise.
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« Reply #1236 on: December 11, 2019, 01:02:04 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.
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« Reply #1237 on: December 11, 2019, 01:22:01 PM »
Chad, let me add, Mrs. TAC said he hasn't hit the "X" in her spot in the long time either.

But he sure can hit the X-spot in random parking lots, being an asshole to 4 people at once.

4 guys and one a-hole is called a casual anal gang bang. He's doing a service.

You just gave me a vision of Tim that I really didn't need.  :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1238 on: December 11, 2019, 01:23:28 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol
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« Reply #1239 on: December 11, 2019, 01:27:16 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1240 on: December 11, 2019, 01:30:43 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Which leads back to the Parking Lot Elf planning Tim's death.  Like I mentioned earlier, one cart always has a bad wheel and gets stuck. 
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1241 on: December 11, 2019, 01:32:00 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol

Like a shopping cart in a snug corral?

Like the corral itself in a better world.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1242 on: December 11, 2019, 01:38:28 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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« Reply #1243 on: December 11, 2019, 01:43:14 PM »
Hey, like I always say, that don't make you a bad person.  :lol
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« Reply #1244 on: December 11, 2019, 01:49:08 PM »
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If I can do it, it's idiot proof.
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« Reply #1245 on: December 11, 2019, 01:56:15 PM »
TAC be like

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« Reply #1246 on: December 11, 2019, 01:58:31 PM »
So you're saying his argument is full of holes?
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« Reply #1247 on: December 11, 2019, 01:59:06 PM »
So you're saying his argument is full of holes?

Exactly!  :lol
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« Reply #1248 on: December 11, 2019, 03:18:17 PM »
Imagine how Tim feels.  :lol

... Probably stuffed!  :lol
Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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« Reply #1249 on: December 11, 2019, 04:04:10 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1250 on: December 11, 2019, 05:00:54 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #1251 on: December 11, 2019, 05:13:01 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #1252 on: December 11, 2019, 05:13:35 PM »
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« Reply #1253 on: December 11, 2019, 05:29:49 PM »
I even king'd it as well.  :lol
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« Reply #1254 on: December 11, 2019, 09:27:02 PM »
Mang, I wish this forum had a fucking Like Button  :lol
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« Reply #1255 on: December 11, 2019, 11:55:50 PM »
X




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Oh, and fuck that giant red bag full of reusable bags.



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« Reply #1257 on: December 17, 2019, 10:15:34 AM »
In honor of the season...

Carol of the Carts

Who's cart is this
My cart it is
In the parking lot
Right in your spot

My Cart is here
Bringing me beer
Right to my car
Cops are not far

Dings, Dents, and Taints
Scratching your paint
F#ck your Chevelle
What is that smell

My van is here
Your plan is clear
Carts will surround
Bumpers will pound

Oh how they fly
My mouth is dry
Over the hill
Send me the bill

For your f#cking Carts
You can smell my farts
I will not replace
Carts shoved in your face

Not very, very, very, very longgggg
Before carts are on your f#cking Lawnnnnn

Scratch, scratch, DINGGGGGG



My apologies for the language... I think it fits Tim's style though.  :biggrin:






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« Reply #1258 on: December 17, 2019, 10:26:19 AM »
:clap:


Awesome. A Christmas "shopping" Carol.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1259 on: December 17, 2019, 01:25:53 PM »
That was glori-fucking-us!
If I can do it, it's idiot proof.
Happy is the dog that stops and licks his balls.
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".