Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

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Stadler

Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch. 

Lonk

An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.

TAC

Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 12:04:07 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

Stadler

Quote from: TAC on May 09, 2023, 12:20:41 PM
Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 12:04:07 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?

TAC

Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 12:28:18 PM
Quote from: TAC on May 09, 2023, 12:20:41 PM
Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 12:04:07 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?

WINNER!!!
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

jingle.boy

Every single one of Tim's un-returned shopping carts.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking


gmillerdrake

Allow three pit bulls to run freely about the neighborhood.....but don't worry....."They're the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet"

Snow Dog

Known pedophiles dumping their dog shit over the fence into your yard.

XJDenton

"Hey Bill, what's up?"
"Just been out to collect my new telescope! Double the zoom and pixel resolution of my old model!"
"Impressive! You must really like astronomy, huh?"
"Astrono-what?"
"..."
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

faizoff

Quote from: TAC on May 10, 2023, 04:42:18 AM
They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

Sounds like a great neighbor to me.  :D

XJDenton

Decided to let ChatGPT have a go.



Have to say, the Llama and minigolf ones ain't bad!
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

soupytwist

#2639
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 10, 2023, 07:52:30 PM
So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Sure, here is a fun category for "Scenes from a Hat":

"Bad Ways to Start a Romance Novel"

Podaar

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 10, 2023, 07:52:30 PM
So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Not while I'm judging.

I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 09, 2023, 12:16:10 PM
An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.

Take it away Vmadera00!

Lonk

Cool, Thanks!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New Scene: Continuing with the neighbors theme.

Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.

gmillerdrake

I'll be attending a different type of sausage fest.....if you know what I mean :zydar:


XJDenton

Quote from: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 05:25:01 AM
I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

hefdaddy42

"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

gmillerdrake

Sorry Dan.....just can't do it this time. Everyone....I mean everyone.....knows that what you do when you Barbeque is "you gotta Maul it....and pour that sauce on. You Gotta Maul it and sizzle that flavor in". But you....you used some crap ass Sweet Baby Ray's last time and I felt poisoned. So piss off you communist.

XJDenton

Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 11, 2023, 05:54:24 AM
Excuses to get out of attending your neighbour's BBQ party.

"I bought some exceedingly fresh meat for your BBQ!"
"Oh, fantastic!"
"And a nice Chianti."
"Wait."

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 11, 2023, 06:32:32 AM
"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."

"Oh I see, you prefer roasts to a BBQ."
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

gmillerdrake

Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

soupytwist

Can't come to your BBQ, just hold on a minute ChatGPT is just generating my excuse.

XJDenton

Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2023, 06:44:56 AM
Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

Stadler

Quote from: XJDenton on May 11, 2023, 07:44:51 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2023, 06:44:56 AM
Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.

I'm not a psychic, but I don't think that Gary is referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation.   :)

Podaar

Quote from: XJDenton on May 11, 2023, 06:30:48 AM
Quote from: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 05:25:01 AM
I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.

No worries, it was pretty cool actually. The minigolf response was both funny and a surprising misdirection. I fear if it had been presented as an original idea, I would have awarded the victory...which caused me to reflect. Which lead me to my response this morning.

I shouldn't post prior to finishing my first mug of coffee. My apologies.

Podaar

Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 11, 2023, 05:54:24 AM
Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.

"I'd really like to Larry, but I just decided to have an unnecessary root-canal that day."

Podaar

"I'd really like to Larry, but I'm helping Vern move the toilet collection to his backyard."

hefdaddy42

Sorry I can't make it.  I'm meeting my friend's wife at a BBC meetup.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

King Postwhore

Sorry Ray, but I eat more mayflies than BBQ'd meat.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

DragonAttack

#2656
You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry... just can't handle that again.

It's Hockey Night in Canada
Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 05:45:48 PM...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen discography thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!
QUEEN DISCOGRAPHY      "www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php/topic,57201.0.html"

jingle.boy

You grill like shit

No plant based options?

Sorry, I have to fast for my colonoscopy.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

I thought it was weird the last time you named your batch of burgers, but...now my dog is missing..
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking

Quote from: DragonAttack on May 11, 2023, 12:57:52 PM
You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry... just can't handle that again.

It's Hockey Night in Canada

Or on the other end of the spectrum;

'Nah, I can't come, I have tickets to Winger the same night.'