Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Podaar]

Utah Godbotherers

[soupytwist]

Jacksonville Jack Offs.
New England Brexiteers.
Buffalo Bisons.
Iowa Incest.

[faizoff]

Tampa Pussy Pirates
Washington Cum-in-ur-undies

[Podaar]

Tennessee Clansmen

[gmillerdrake]

Cincinnati Climax

Orlando Orgasms

Cleveland Steamers

[King Postwhore]

San José Snowflakes.

[gmillerdrake]

Tallahassee Tallywhackers

San Antonio Gringo's

[TAC]

Baltimore Whoreioles

[wolfking]

Debbie Does Dallas Cowboys

San Francisco 69ers

Pittsburgh Strippers

[DragonAttack]

Buffalo Bisons.

Are you a Norfolk Tides fan that hates the Bisons? 

There actually was a WFL team called the Shreveport Steamer.   

Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 51
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


'Foreskins' gave me the biggest laugh, 'Jack offs' was alliterative, and  'AR-15s' and 'Towers' were sadly on point (1 point to the participants), but I'll go with

San Francisco 69ers

Kade, you're next!

[Podaar]

DA, you should have seen the ideas that Kade and I discussed in PM that we deemed inappropriate for general consumption. 

[jingle.boy]

Da fuq!?!?  Nothing is inappropriate for this group!

[DragonAttack]

Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Post them, Podaar. Use an a**terisk or two if needed

[jingle.boy]

Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Sorry man.  I've been wearing milk-bone underwear lately (if you get the Peterson-ism)

[wolfking]

Oh wow!  Ok, this is the second time I've actually answered a question!  I'll have to look at the OP for the rules here.

[wolfking]

Alright, keeping in crude territory;

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....

[jingle.boy]

Did you remember the milk?

[DragonAttack]

'Not my fault that you didn't do the laundry before you left.'

'Heeeeere's Johnny!'

'Sorry, I forgot my DTF password, so....'

[TAC]

I was thinking of you, really

[TAC]

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread? 

[jingle.boy]

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread? 

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.

[King Postwhore]

Wanna go for a ride?

[Podaar]

Hey Hon, could you post the standings in Scenes From A Hat thread? I'm a little busy.

[King Postwhore]

Can you pass the Grey Poupon?

[DragonAttack]

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread? 

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.

I was going to post this a couple of weeks ago in the 'things that p*ssed you off today' thread, but my hand was busy.

[faizoff]

Wanna smell my finger?

[TAC]

Hold on, I'm almost done.

[TAC]

I saw on tiktok that semen helps to get the brown spots out.

[gmillerdrake]

So do you still want to go snorkeling on vacation?

[Cool Chris]

Sorry I don't normally do this by myself but I called your sister and she said she wasn't available today.

[King Postwhore]

This underwear is vintage yesterday.

[Stadler]

With the lights out, it's less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious

[gmillerdrake]

Hey......can you change the channel to 'Dr. Pimple Popper'......I'm ready to climax.

[wolfking]

Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

[TAC]

Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Until you're um..finished.