Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Podaar]

In forty years, Gillette will have their name on an NFL stadium for a good reason. *nudge* *nudge*

[Stadler]

Why would you want to do that??!?!??!  Haha. 

[Podaar]

"...but then again, by then you won't care."

[Stadler]

Once we loved the flowers, now we ask the price of the land.  Once we would take water, but now it must be wine.  Now we've been, and now we've seen, what price peace of mind.  Take a piece of my mind.

[TAC]

They found out that by the girl shaving, there was no need for a condom.

[Cool Chris]

You can sell that hair to kids with leukemia, you know?

[gmillerdrake]

This simple procedure will increase the odds of your box being cleaned by a tongue by 135%

[Podaar]

Because it's just so damned convenient...and they come to you!

[King Postwhore]

I'll tell you another thing that's all the rage. Small dicks.

I giggled for a day thinking of this.  Tim you win!

[TAC]

Apparently, you giggled for a week. 

[TAC]

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 1
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1



So I got one of those new fangled leaf blowers. Not only does it blow leaves, but it......

[jingle.boy]

It'll blow Winger right off your iPod.

[King Postwhore]

It will define what a M.I.L.F. is.

[jingle.boy]

Will condense Stadler's P/R posts.

[Podaar]

...also comes with the ambition to use it.

[gmillerdrake]

....you can VAPE with it!

[jingle.boy]

... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments

[Stadler]

... blows YOU!

[TAC]

... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments

I bet that'll come in handy..

[Podaar]

...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.

[TAC]

...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.

Yeah, I can simply blow it into the corral. It's the perfect gift for the heathen on your Christmas list.

[Stadler]

... plays keyboards.   

[jingle.boy]

will cornhole any number of Mexicans you desire.

will release Donald Trump's tax returns.

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.

[TAC]

Comes with a TAC Flame Shield. Holy shit guys!

[Snow Dog]

Comes with a free Dig Dug costume.

Drowns our your wife's nagging to blow the leaves, paint the fence, clean the garage, mow the lawn, wash the dishes, take out the garbage, scrub the shower, wash the cars, rub her feet, etc. etc. etc.

Finally reveals the secret behind Trump's hair.

[jingle.boy]

It'll take down bitch-ass GOP Senators.

[TheSilentHam]

#nogadgets #noblowers #realrakesonly

[Stadler]

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.

Okay, NOW you've gone too far.  Tone it the f*** down.

[TAC]

...also comes with the ambition to use it.

Oh man, if only..


You're up Gregg!!

[Podaar]

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


New scene: Things Pennywise could say to lure millenials into the sewer.

[TAC]

You wanna see a MILF?

[Stadler]

Nothing need be said; all it would take is a Tinder account, no? 

[gmillerdrake]

There's a 'safe space' down here

[gmillerdrake]

I have a three man futon....X-Box, seven bags of Funions and case of Red Bull....just like Mom's basement

The sewage slime will really make your hipster beard glisten....

[Cool Chris]

Come in to the sewer and I will give everyone free gas!

We all float down here... the sewers are a socialist system!