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Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

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gmillerdrake

OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......

jingle.boy

Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2017, 08:14:32 AM
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......



Quote from: Snow Dog on August 09, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Hi, Lars Ulrich here....and I want to introduce you to the worlds most accurate watch that keeps perfect time.....

gmillerdrake

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 08:16:38 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2017, 08:14:32 AM
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......



Quote from: Snow Dog on August 09, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.


:facepalm:    Guess I should have jumped back a page huh?     :lol     sorry Snow Dog...I'm a  :loser:

Snow Dog

"Do you struggle with your golf game? Looking to cut a few strokes from your score? Trying to get rid of that nasty slice or hook? Then you need SwingRite, the complete golf tool guaranteed to fix that turribull swing. Here with your host, Charles Barkley!"

"Floyd Mayweather here to... to tal- talk to you ab... ab... abowt how Hookt on Fonnix wor... werked for me..."

jingle.boy

I'm Connor McGregor.  Do you struggle with humility?  If so, I have just the thing for you.

It's new and improved Rogaine Hour, with Telly Savalas.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Hi, I'm John Holmes and let me introduce you to the the diaphragm.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Kotowboy shows you how to be happy in just 3 minutes a day.

Join Kingshmegland's Dollar Shave Club for $5 a day.

Learn to type like Kingshmegland

Motivation by BlobVanDam
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

I can teach you how to trust auto correct and never proof read for 4 installments of $49.95!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 04:32:05 AM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

:lol

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

jingle.boy

Quote from: TAC on August 10, 2017, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 04:32:05 AM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

:lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.



But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: TAC on August 10, 2017, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 04:32:05 AM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

:lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.



But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.

The um..package seems to be very popular in the Brisbaine area.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

gmillerdrake

Have you ever wanted to invest in the Market but didn't know where to start? Hi, I'm Martha Stewart and my new book 'Investing 1-2-3" will teach you all the tricks of the trade....

jingle.boy

Welcome to the Animal Shelter Rescue Hour.  And now here's your host, Michael Vick.

Hooked on Phonics IV, by Mike Tyson.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

jingle.boy

Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 11, 2017, 06:23:22 AM
Have you ever wanted to invest in the Market but didn't know where to start? Hi, I'm Martha Stewart and my new book 'Investing 1-2-3" will teach you all the tricks of the trade....

With contributions from Martin Shkreli and Bernie Madhoff.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

Hi, I'm Taylor Swift. Have you ever wanted to grab someone's ass?
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

Snow Dog

"Hi, I'm Donald Trump. Have you ever wanted to grab someone's pussy?"

TempusVox

Quote from: Snow Dog on August 10, 2017, 12:55:58 PM
"Do you struggle with your golf game? Looking to cut a few strokes from your score? Trying to get rid of that nasty slice or hook? Then you need SwingRite, the complete golf tool guaranteed to fix that turribull swing. Here with your host, Charles Barkley!"

Winner!! You're up Dog.

Snow Dog

Thank you, sir!


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   41
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:
Things not to say as someone is giving birth

JayOctavarium


jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

For the record I actually said this:

****Leans in close to her ear and while tenderly holding her hand says****

" You just pooped"

Cool Chris

Mrs Cool Chris will be giving birth sometime next month. Will follow this round closely.
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

King Postwhore

Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 13, 2017, 10:32:13 AM
Oh God! It looks like Joe!

So he's handsome!



I took out life insurance on you last week.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Pipe down woman, it can't hurt THAT much.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

When you're finished here, howsabout you fix us up some sammiches?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

JayOctavarium


TAC

Gee, I didn't even know you were pregnant.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

TempusVox


TempusVox

Hey Doc, if I give you a 50 can you put in a couple extra stitches for me?

Stadler

<From a payphone at the local bar>  "Hello?  Who?   From where?"

gmillerdrake

I think I saw a stalagmite.....or stalagtite....anyway.....

jingle.boy

Can you hurry a little?  I got a tee-time to make.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Looks like I'll be needing a snorkel in the future....