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Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

Started by gmillerdrake, March 28, 2017, 11:40:33 AM

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TempusVox

Bruce Springsteen...More Working Class Songs To Blow Your Brains Out To...

KISS...The SPANX Tour : Live

Queen featuring Lil Wayne

Stadler

Quote from: TheSilentHam on June 11, 2017, 10:38:29 AM
Dynasty

This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   

TheSilentHam

Quote from: Stadler on June 13, 2017, 06:01:11 AM
This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   

Thank you! I knew that would hurt a little  :laugh:  and confession:  I was in grade school when it was released, and just loved it at the time.  I must have been in the target demo.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

An unusual message to receive from your dry cleaner

gmillerdrake

Surprisingly, hot water and soap removed the Horse Semen from your lapel pretty well

gmillerdrake

Judging from the receipt you left in your pocket, you were at the Farmer's Market on Elm & Main when diarrhea did indeed strike

Stadler

"Your wife's v-neck t-shirts are ready, Mr. Crowell."

TAC

"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

jingle.boy

Quote from: TAC on June 13, 2017, 01:40:55 PM
"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"

Yeah, about that .... I hope we can still be friends, Tim.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

To save you money, we didn't bother cleaning this suit, Mr. Ham. No one would actually wear polyester with four buttons.

jingle.boy

You're tax return has been submitted.

That's the first time we've seen that color stain in that area of a pair pants.  But, we got it out.

Oh yeah... right there... that's the spot... baaabyyy!!!!  Ohmagod, OHMAGOD.... OHMA FUCKING GOD!!!!  <sigh> You're clothes are going to take a little longer than expected.

Asparagus for dinner last night?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

soupytwist

#395
Sorry Mr Trump, no matter what we did everything still came out orange.

I hate to ask this....but did you own a pet Hamster, and if so has it erm recently gone missing?

Your tent is ready....oh wait it's NOT a tent?  It's your dinner jacket!?  Wow......

Dear Mr P. Parker your costume is now ready. However can I ask you take the web shooters off next time please, the inside of our machine now reminds me of my wife when she came back from that bukake party.

Your clothes are shit, but at least they are now clean.

Podaar


jingle.boy

This is the 80s calling.  Ma'am, we graciously took back your four pastel blazers with the shoulder pads in them. No charge.  Joan Rivers loves them!  Have a blessed day.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Not need pick up crothes. Rint caught fire. Buirding gone.

jingle.boy

You have a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd.  Will you accept the charges from the United States?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TheSilentHam

This was so wong, it was right.  Winner!

Quote from: Podaar on June 14, 2017, 06:50:04 AM
Not need pick up crothes. Rint caught fire. Buirding gone.

Podaar

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

Things you DON'T want to be heard saying when the loud music stops at a party.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

gmillerdrake

....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....

Snow Dog

That girl over there is such a bitch, but I'd fuck her anyway.

jingle.boy

I'd bang his wife 7 days a week, and twice on Sundays.

What am I, flypaper for assholes?

LEEROOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!

<And just for Tim>
17?  She's old enough for me.

<and this statement is getting incredibly more disturbing with each passing day, as jingle.daughter turns 17 in August>
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

soupytwist

...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...





jingle.boy

The KKK is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Trump for 2020!!

Hilary for 2020!!!
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TempusVox

Prog Metal is really the only genre of music worth listening too!

Snow Dog

"I'm actually a cop."

"I own all of Nickelback's albums."

jingle.boy

Michael Bay is a film-making genius!

Tempus Vox is a hack of an author.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

I laughed hard at both of these because they're both something that you could say in the middle of a normal conversation but be taken the wrong way when the music stops.

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 14, 2017, 11:46:44 AM
....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....

Quote from: soupytwist on June 15, 2017, 01:25:06 AM
...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...

I'm going to give the victory to Gary, though. I could see myself talking about Flu Vaccines and not liking how my arm is sore for a week after...and so [music stops]

You're up, dude.

gmillerdrake

Thanks Gregg  :tup


STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

"Unfortunate" nicknames for elementary school aged children....

jingle.boy

Pant Stain Stan

Big Boobs Betty

Hungry Hungry Hannah

BJ (for Betty Jean)
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Cool Chris

2 real stories, at least I heard them from people I trust.

1) A kid named Andrew Peacock. Shorten his first name and he becomes Drew. Drew Peacock.

2) A kid named Jesse Long (whom I knew, but cannot 100% vouch for this story). His middle name was a family name: Harden. Jesse Harden Long. Went to a judge to have it changed. Judge saw no problem with his request.
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

soupytwist

Doctor Wankinstein.
Death Breath.
The Incredible Sulk.
Erection Slayer.

TheSilentHam

The Big Oooops

Fudge Stripe

Ultimate Belieber

Brony Supreme

jingle.boy

Snot hanger

Lumpy

Sir Smells-a-lot

Vice Rear Admiral Underpants
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Skidmark Sam.

Boogers Face Barry.

Last Picked Larry.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.