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[Sir GuitarCozmo]

tea

The Nutrimat is puzzled that you want something made by pouring boiling water on dead leaves and squirting stuff from a cow in it, and says that it will need some help from Eddie (the shipboard computer).

The Nutrimat begins to whirr.

[King Postwhore]

We've got a billion teas at home.  There's a place around here called Teavanna. You can get all these mixes of style of tea.  It's awesome.

[Kotowboy]

I can drink black tea but black coffee literally makes me gag.

I cannot drink coffee with no milk in.

[hefdaddy42]

tea

The Nutrimat is puzzled that you want something made by pouring boiling water on dead leaves and squirting stuff from a cow in it, and says that it will need some help from Eddie (the shipboard computer).

The Nutrimat begins to whirr.

I am from the South, the only tea I recognize is sweet tea.  The concept of hundreds of teas is just strange to me.

I admit that it's a geographical problem.

[King Postwhore]

Like Grits up here.  I love making grits at home for breakfast but good luck finding them up here for that. 

[Prog Snob]

We've got a billion teas at home.  There's a place around here called Teavanna. You can get all these mixes of style of tea.  It's awesome.

They're owned by Starbucks.

As far as people disliking Starbucks' bitter coffee, just get the blonde roast. There is more caffeine in that anyway.

[Kotowboy]

Blonde roast is really weak tasting.

[hefdaddy42]

We've got a billion teas at home.  There's a place around here called Teavanna. You can get all these mixes of style of tea.  It's awesome.

They're owned by Starbucks.

As far as people disliking Starbucks' bitter coffee, just get the blonde roast. There is more caffeine in that anyway.

I may try that next time I am in there.

[Prog Snob]

We've got a billion teas at home.  There's a place around here called Teavanna. You can get all these mixes of style of tea.  It's awesome.

They're owned by Starbucks.

As far as people disliking Starbucks' bitter coffee, just get the blonde roast. There is more caffeine in that anyway.

I may try that next time I am in there.

I can't drink the dark or medium roast because sometimes it just tastes burnt. Starbucks might have good coffee, but we're forgetting about the human factor and mr/mrs minimum wage not giving a crap how it's made. PLUS, I love asking for a tall blonde.

Blonde roast is really weak tasting.

Nuh-uh

[Kotowboy]

It was the last time I tried it.

[TAC]

As far as people disliking Starbucks' bitter coffee, just get the blonde roast. There is more caffeine in that anyway.

I'm with you. Starbucks just tastes nasty. If there's no other option to a Starbucks, I'll order the Blonde. But I feel funny doing so. It's kind of like going to a bar and ordering a light beer.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I would bust your balls more for ordering light beer than I would for trying to find something even remotely drinkable at Starbucks.

[Kotowboy]

You probably balk at me even having milk and sugar in my coffee !!

" It's not even coffee with milk & sugar ! "

It's whatever you want it to be !

[TAC]

I have it regular (cream & sugar), but for Iced Coffee, I definitely prefer milk over cream.

I would bust your balls more for ordering light beer than I would for trying to find something even remotely drinkable at Starbucks.

I would expect nothing less.

[Kotowboy]

I obviously never have sugar in any drink with syrup in.

Mmm. That's GOOD Diabetes...

I've made customers Hot Chocolates before - which is like cocoa powder steamed with the milk and then chocolate sprinkled on top - and they've put sugar in...!!!

Mind you they are usually fatsos

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

You probably balk at me even having milk and sugar in my coffee !!

" It's not even coffee with milk & sugar ! "

It's whatever you want it to be !

Nah, I use milk and sugar in mine.  Actually, I use Splenda, but same difference.

[Kotowboy]

I tend to have demerara ? Sugar in my lattes.

When I start early at work - I pour myself a filter coffee and put in a spoon of whatever is closest to get it in me 

[hefdaddy42]

You probably balk at me even having milk and sugar in my coffee !!

" It's not even coffee with milk & sugar ! "

It's whatever you want it to be !

Nah, I use milk and sugar in mine.  Actually, I use Splenda, but same difference.

I use cream and Splenda. 

[TAC]

I do have diabetes, but still use sugar in coffee. I try and use as little as possible, but I'm not a fan of no sugar or black. I prefer raw sugar if it's available, but almost never use a substitute. When Splenda came out, I thought it was the best thing going, but I really don't care for the taste.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I've tried half and half and various creamers, and for some reason, they're all too heavy tasting.  It alters the coffee TOO much.  I generally use 1% milk.

[TAC]

I've tried half and half and various creamers, and for some reason, they're all too heavy tasting.  It alters the coffee TOO much.  I generally use 1% milk.

For hot coffee it's fine. But it has to be milk on my iced.

[King Postwhore]

CHAD!!!

[hefdaddy42]

CHAD!!!

Where?

[TAC]

Canada

[King Postwhore]

He was posting.  Just a shout out. I was hoping he'd hop in the chat thread like he used to.

[TAC]

Speaking of posting, how about a new pic in the Caption Thread?

[King Postwhore]

Why, did I win?  No one pm'd me.

[TAC]

[Prog Snob]

I would bust your balls more for ordering light beer than I would for trying to find something even remotely drinkable at Starbucks.

The last barista that served me looked rather drinkable.

[King Postwhore]

 

I didn't look!  I'll post a little later.  I'm cooking right now.

[TAC]

I would bust your balls more for ordering light beer than I would for trying to find something even remotely drinkable at Starbucks.

The last barista that served me looked rather drinkable.

Hopefully the barista didn't come with a straw.

[Prog Snob]

I would bust your balls more for ordering light beer than I would for trying to find something even remotely drinkable at Starbucks.

The last barista that served me looked rather drinkable.

Hopefully the barista didn't come with a straw.

She shoved it right in her vagina.

[TAC]

[Prog Snob]

[ReaperKK]

Even'n