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« Reply #2380 on: May 23, 2016, 08:07:14 PM »
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« Reply #2381 on: May 24, 2016, 04:33:26 AM »
This cough is going to kill me.
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« Reply #2382 on: May 24, 2016, 04:49:16 AM »
Morning guys!

Hyper I hope you feel better, how long have you had the cough?

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« Reply #2383 on: May 24, 2016, 05:12:47 AM »
Started last Thursday as a dry tickle in my chest. Now it's a deep loose cough with post nasal drip. I'm miserable. I'll be dosing up on Mucinex. The problem is my kids have it, too. Eric is getting better but Emily can't take medicine yet so she just has to tough it out.
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« Reply #2384 on: May 24, 2016, 05:38:42 AM »
Morning, guys.

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« Reply #2385 on: May 24, 2016, 06:33:05 AM »
The cool Spring air on the ride in was pleasant. Have my window open today so hopefully my chest loosens up a bit.

New guy starts today so the agenda is a bit full.
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« Reply #2386 on: May 24, 2016, 06:45:53 AM »
Hey hey hey
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« Reply #2387 on: May 24, 2016, 06:48:18 AM »
Morning.  So damn busy right now.  We are over our threshold for trailers to work.  I had to send in a game plan to knock the counts down.  Damn holidays that I never get off. :lol
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« Reply #2388 on: May 24, 2016, 07:33:43 AM »
So i met the new guy, but still have a schedule spot for him to come into my office and sit with me for 20 minutes while I go over my role with him. Then we have a company conference call, and then a catered lunch. My early afternoon is mostly free, though that honestly depends on what the boss has in her plans; she may want to sit with me to go over some things. Corporate meeting at 3.

Things will be so much more relaxed tomorrow when the boss is gone again. Haha.
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« Reply #2389 on: May 24, 2016, 07:43:35 AM »
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« Reply #2390 on: May 24, 2016, 07:44:47 AM »
Yeahhh....my wife is addicted to both their Mango gelati and the twist custard. I love the twist custard but in all honesty, my absolute favorite is simply the wild black cherry ice. Sooooooo fucking good. There's one within walking distance of my house, so we take the kids and Cody there a lot over the summer. WAlk off the calories, eat 'em all back, then walk back.
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« Reply #2391 on: May 24, 2016, 07:45:04 AM »
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« Reply #2392 on: May 24, 2016, 08:00:12 AM »
Yeahhh....my wife is addicted to both their Mango gelati and the twist custard. I love the twist custard but in all honesty, my absolute favorite is simply the wild black cherry ice. Sooooooo fucking good. There's one within walking distance of my house, so we take the kids and Cody there a lot over the summer. WAlk off the calories, eat 'em all back, then walk back.

Kinda like getting the Polish Water Ice at Ocean City.  So damned good.

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« Reply #2393 on: May 24, 2016, 08:13:06 AM »
I hate this whole "waiting for a meeting when you don't really know if they'll come in your office on time, early, or late, so you don't want to start something and be stuck in the middle but you also don't want to look like you're just fucking around."

Moreover, I just hate meetings in general.
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« Reply #2394 on: May 24, 2016, 11:10:41 AM »
well we had a punch clock audit at work last week and I have to counsel 3 employees for, get ready for this, punching in from lunch too early.

We were audited by the state and the law is they have to take 30 minutes.  So those who don't pay attention and punch in early get counseled.
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« Reply #2395 on: May 24, 2016, 11:13:49 AM »
Lunchtime

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« Reply #2396 on: May 24, 2016, 11:43:36 AM »
I love getting a paid lunch. It's a luxury that is very easy to take for granted.

Funny story: at my last job, I was hired, and everyone operated, under the premise that we got a 1-hour paid lunch every day. That allowed people to take the longer break, maybe go out to get a bite, whatever. The CMO then took another job, and we operated pretty autonomously for about 6 months. Things continued. Then a new CMO was hired. Status quo remained. Then suddenly, and I do mean suddenly, as in come in Tuesday morning or something to a lengthy email from the new CMO:

"You do not, in fact, get an hour paid lunch. You all get 30 minutes, unpaid. And if you have been coming in at 9 and leaving at 5, you cannot do that anymore. If you take a 30 minute lunch, you may come in at 9 and leave at 5:30 or you may come in at 8:30 and leave at 5. If you take an hour lunch, come in early and leave late."

So in actuality, the "new" rules were not unheard of at all. Rather standard and fair, in fact. The problem was the suddenness of the change, and with no other precedent. And honestly, for people used to 5 or more years of the same patterns of operation, to have that rug pulled out was kind of disconcerting. To my knowledge, no one had complained or fallen short. Turns out, the new CMO was simply asskissing to the higher higher ups, who couldn't have cared less anyway. We all found out through the grapevine he was trying to get in their good graces by removing liberties.

(Second funny story: this is the CMO who laid me off...who in turn got fired himself 3 months later.)
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« Reply #2397 on: May 24, 2016, 11:50:11 AM »
I'm sure the higher-ups didn't care what happened as long as the work was done.  :lol

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« Reply #2398 on: May 24, 2016, 12:09:49 PM »
They couldn't have cared less at all. He was just trying to win favor (and in turn pissed all of his reports off).

Another funny story: He came on board in November. Now it was an auto group, so if our dealerships were open, we tended to be. Thus, we were always open Black Friday (HUGE sell day) and only ever got Christmas and New Years Days off. As one of his first acts as CMO, he offered us the day before Christmas off. He told us all at a big marketing department meeting.

Fast forward two days...we all come in to an email. He mentioned his "plan" to the higher ups, and then emailed us all to tell us we will not actually be closed the day before Christmas, so we would be required to report or spend PTO. Well, half the department had already made plans and had to then spend time off. The rest of us just shook our heads and came in to work. Should have been a sign of things to come.
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« Reply #2399 on: May 24, 2016, 12:19:42 PM »
It's like a politician who never keeps their word.

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« Reply #2400 on: May 24, 2016, 12:22:20 PM »
He was a total cocknapkin.
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« Reply #2401 on: May 24, 2016, 12:35:04 PM »
 :rollin

I never heard that one before.

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« Reply #2402 on: May 24, 2016, 12:36:26 PM »
I'm more of a cocksock myself.
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« Reply #2403 on: May 24, 2016, 12:36:59 PM »
I love that phrase. Not many people have taken that from me. I use it to reference people who would be more useful to the overall population if they were merely a napkin used to clean cocks.
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« Reply #2404 on: May 24, 2016, 02:08:41 PM »
Nice, I like it.

The only insult I can think of that I made up is "goat scrotum".
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« Reply #2405 on: May 24, 2016, 02:15:50 PM »
Well at one of my old jobs we had a list of absurdities that came out of our mouths at the heights of frustration with clients. The best of those was twatwaffle. A lot of the others were just absurd and really not funny in retrospect.



I don't want to jinx myself, but the past hour has been a bit less cough-y than much of the day has been. I'm sure I'm not done hacking up lung butter, though.
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« Reply #2406 on: May 24, 2016, 02:17:41 PM »
Twatwaffle is nice.
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« Reply #2407 on: May 24, 2016, 04:21:11 PM »
Twatwaffle is nice.

I never heard this and today after reading your post this was posted on Facebook by my buddy. :lol


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« Reply #2408 on: May 24, 2016, 04:31:25 PM »
Cocknapkins and twatwaffles, brought to you by me.
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« Reply #2409 on: May 24, 2016, 04:44:16 PM »
Did you post that pic on Facebook today?  I saw another buddy posting it. 

IT'S TRENDING THEN!!
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« Reply #2410 on: May 24, 2016, 04:46:26 PM »
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF TWIMPY FLAZZOs


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« Reply #2411 on: May 24, 2016, 05:00:58 PM »
Thank god it's...Tuesday?

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« Reply #2412 on: May 24, 2016, 05:04:48 PM »
 :lol

HI guys.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #2413 on: May 24, 2016, 05:05:39 PM »
Did you post that pic on Facebook today?  I saw another buddy posting it. 

IT'S TRENDING THEN!!

No I just mentioned the slang word. Here I was thinking it was original.
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« Reply #2414 on: May 24, 2016, 05:17:16 PM »
How weird.  Well, it's a sign to use it. 
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