Author Topic: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread (Read 394725 times)

Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 05:39:54 AM
What's up, King?

Work, work, work. I'm thinking tonight is the only time I have to mow the lawn all week.

It's the season for that again. I remember I used to do it all of the time when I lived home. My brother does it for my parents now.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1618 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:30:07 AM »

It's getting long too so I can't be lazy.

Chino · « **Reply #1619 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:31:05 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 12, 2016, 06:15:18 AM

Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 05:39:54 AM
What's up, King?

Work, work, work. I'm thinking tonight is the only time I have to mow the lawn all week.

This is what I hate most about owning a house. Even when I'm not at work, I have to do more work.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1620 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:31:12 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 12, 2016, 06:15:18 AM

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. I'm thinking tonight is the only time I have to mow the lawn all week.

FTFY

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1621 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:33:09 AM »

I have a mole in the yard somewhere.

Quote from: Chino on May 12, 2016, 06:31:05 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 12, 2016, 06:15:18 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 05:39:54 AM
What's up, King?

Work, work, work. I'm thinking tonight is the only time I have to mow the lawn all week.

Me too. At least this year I have a ride on mower.
This is what I hate most about owning a house. Even when I'm not at work, I have to do more work.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1622 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:34:32 AM »

Good morning heathens

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1623 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:36:13 AM »

Morning, Troop.

I never minded mowing the lawn, especially on a nice day.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1624 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:38:43 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 12, 2016, 06:33:09 AM

I have a mole in the yard somewhere.

Hopefully somebody recognizes the source of my edit.

I used to hate doing yardwork. Especially when I was a kid. Now, it's getting to the point where I find myself out in the yard way more than I used to be, tending to things and pulling weeds and all kinds of other shit. I get a lot of satisfaction out of seeing a very well kept yard. However, our front yard has deep ruts and shit from rodents. Very irritating and I don't know how to run them all off. The Yard banks downward right at the front and goes right down to the road, a very busy road. At the angle that it's at, it's very difficult to mow. There are tons of rodent holes all over the bank. Some that are even a good 4-5 inches wide. So freakin' irritating. We have bunnies everywhere, chipmunks, toads, you name it. I know there's mice around also. Fuckers.

Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 06:36:13 AM

I never minded mowing the lawn, especially on a nice day.

Creates another excuse to drink beer. Not like I need an excuse.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1625 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:39:09 AM »

Only the extreme heat bothers me. Though the black flies right now are unbearable.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1626 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:43:38 AM »

The gnats are a bitch right now and usually are all summer. They always swarm right the fuck up in my face.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1627 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:45:28 AM »

There is not bug spray for the black flies. They die in a month but it gets to the point of wearing a net over your hat. Yes, my wife has them.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1628 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:47:06 AM »

I've seriously considered buying some sort of beekeeper's hat and face netting.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1629 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:47:41 AM »

that sucks

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1630 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 12, 2016, 06:38:43 AM

Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 06:36:13 AM
I never minded mowing the lawn, especially on a nice day.

Creates another excuse to drink beer. Not like I need an excuse.

A man doesn't need an excuse to drink beer. He just drinks it because his cock tells him to.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1631 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:52:31 AM »

true

Lucien · « **Reply #1632 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:54:03 AM »

When I mow the lawn, I mostly just worry about the god damn red wasps that are everywhere

The Trooper · « **Reply #1633 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:57:57 AM »

at my house in florida it is gators while mowing. I have a lake behind my yard,

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1634 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:58:56 AM »

How many times have you had a gator on your property?

The Trooper · « **Reply #1635 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:01:04 AM »

a few. I am not down there that often. but they grabbed one out of it on Tuesday. me ex and sons live there now. its fucked up that they just come that close

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1636 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:03:15 AM »

That has to be scary for them.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1637 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:03:23 AM »

for the most part the gators just chill.

yeah my sons don't go near the lake. I have a fence so that helps. but I still mow on the other side of the fence by the lake

The Trooper · « **Reply #1638 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:08:20 AM »

my large cock scares them away

Prog Snob · « **Reply #1639 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:09:50 AM »

You have a rooster?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1640 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:14:06 AM »

Luggage all over the back yard then.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1641 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:16:09 AM »

Quote from: Prog Snob on May 12, 2016, 07:09:50 AM

You have a rooster?

The Trooper · « **Reply #1642 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:17:18 AM »

smoked gator...................tastes like chicken

axeman90210 · « **Reply #1643 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:18:42 AM »

Greetings and salutations fellow chat thread denizens.

The Trooper · « **Reply #1644 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:48:06 AM »

Morning Axe!

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