Michelle with The Mirror.
Me: Heya Michelle! Welcome again!
Michelle: Urgh, thanks.
Me: No problem!
Michelle: Can we get it over with?
Me: Haha, sure thing buddy.
Michelle: Great. *Puts on headphones*
Me: Here's the lyric sheet and enjoy The Mirror! Some things might be different for you so...umm, good luck!
Michelle: *Groans* Great. Just fricking great.
Me: *hits play*
After The MirrorMichelle: *Takes off headphones*
Me: Well?
Michelle: Worse than the first song.
Me:
Michelle: What? No, it's true. Did not like it at all. Poor me, poor me.
Me: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Michelle: Yes it is. Speak for yourself. You come from a metal background.
Me: I wouldn't say that....
Michelle: I just did not like it at all.
Me: Why? Oh and interview begins. What part did you like and dislike?
Michelle: I disliked the heaviness and the guitar sound. Ugh. Also, I hated that other sound. You know, the growling.
Me: You mean this part? *plays MP vocals*
Michelle: Yes! Yes! Ew, that was just disgusting!
Me: Hey, that's cool, not disgusting! Also, better get used to it, because some other songs have use of Mike Portnoy's vocals.
Michelle: Who? The drummer?
Me: Yeah, he sings also.
Michelle: Oh.
Me: Yep. And you have got to have liked something.
Michelle: Mmmm.
Me: What about this part? *plays MP vocals*
Michelle: STOP IT!
Me:
Michelle: Seriously.
Me: Ok, ok. Here's the correct one.
*plays Portnoy's vocals*
Michelle: I'm outta here.
Me: No, Michelle! I'm sorry! I won't do it anymore!
Michelle: Promise?
Me: Yes, now sit down.
Michelle: Ok.
Me: *plays 5:21* That piano groove sounded so good, didn't it?
Michelle: I guess.
Me: And you have to admit that the singer was good.
Michelle: No. Too harsh. I want him to return to his softer, lighter singing.
Me: :/ I see.
Michelle: Yeah.
Me: This is Mike Portnoy's beginning of his twelve step suite. Any thoughts on that?
Michelle: No.
Me: So, Portnoy had been addicted to alcohol and it had gotten really bad. The Mirror talks about Portnoy's alcohol problem. The Twelve Step Suite doesn't officially begin until Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence which is in two albums. You know what, since you picked The Mirror, I'm going to give you the song: The Glass Prison, This Dying Soul, The Root of All Evil, Repentance, and The Shattered Fortress. I pity you Michelle. I pity you very much.
Michelle: Why?
Me: I'm sorry Michelle that you have to go through life the hard way! *sobs overdramatically*
Michelle: What?!
Me: I'm kidding (not kidding at all). All I have to say is...prepare yourself for the suite.
Michelle: I'm excited.
Me: Love the sarcasm!
Michelle: Whatever.
Me: And wow, you got the two songs without any John Petrucci solo.
Michelle: So?
Me: Haha, nothing.
Michelle: Ok then. Are we done?
Me: I guess so.
Michelle: Great. Who do I bring now?
Me: Victoria. She has the next two songs.
Michelle: Ah, I see.
Me: Yep!
Michelle: I'll be going now.
Me: Wait! Crack a dumb joke about The Mirror first.
Michelle: Err...why?
Me: *in a horrible imitation of Michelle* Maybe you should learn to live!
Michelle: Shut up!
Me: It's fine. That was funny.
Michelle:
I'll be going now.
Me: Bye.
Michelle: Later.