Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[jingle.boy]

Try new prune flavored Tang ... Because everyone loves a little prune tang in the morning.

[gmillerdrake]

"Remember to Buckle up and stay alert.....65% of all traffic fatalities occur while driving to work in the morning"


"..tonight at 10:00 discover why when your wife says she's not in the mood it really means she's shagging your neighbor..."

[JayOctavarium]

An ad for a Dream Theater show

-_-

[masterthes]

Too true Jay, you're up

[JayOctavarium]

I actually did hear a commercial on our local classic rock station for A Dramatic Tour of Events a couple years ago

Standings:

jingle.boy - 30
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

This is probably a bad one but whatevs...


"The last things to say to a cop (Male or female) to try to get out of a ticket / towing of your car"

[Lucien]

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a peanut butter jar?

[gmillerdrake]

Ever thought of alternate locations to put your nightstick?

I can't promise you I won't immediately get aroused if you cuff me......

You may have a radar gun, but I have 'gaydar'......isn't there something you need to tell your family?

[jingle.boy]

That's not how your wife has me 'hoist' her.

Aphter 11 beersh, how tha .... hell should I know how fasht I wash goan?

Wanna hit on this?

[gmillerdrake]

If I can just have one phone call....I can get Three Mexicans down here to explain everything.........

I insist to be vigourously frisked before going any further.....make sure to check all cavity's as well.

[jingle.boy]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?  Seriously, I've got Alzheimer's.  Can you tell me who I am?

I'm Batman.

[JayOctavarium]

I'm Batman.

I can't NOT pick this.



You're up Chad

[gmillerdrake]

I'm Batman.

I can't NOT pick this.



You're up Chad

[JayOctavarium]

I'm Batman.

I can't NOT pick this.



You're up Chad

You know I still you

[gmillerdrake]

I'm Batman.

I can't NOT pick this.



You're up Chad

You know I still you

I know. I'm Batman.

[JayOctavarium]

Well... this is awkward

[jingle.boy]

Ahhh... the Batman ticket cashes in again. 

jingle.boy - 31
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene: Since it's only a week away .... Unexpected comments from Coz's (or Mrs. Coz's) wedding vows.

[gmillerdrake]

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to confirm before family and god.....that Chad is Batman"

[JayOctavarium]

Dammit. No competing with this one. Gary should be the winner

[gmillerdrake]

"Zydar.....what the heck are you doing under there..."


"In lieu of toasting with Champagne, let us all take a shot of this glorious Tequila"


"Who are those three Mexicans"

[King Postwhore]

Mr, & Mrs. Coz danced to Nickelback's "Something in Your Mouth" ?!

[jingle.boy]

Mr, & Mrs. Coz danced to Nickelback's "Something in Your Mouth" ?!

Definitely the winner right there. It's so impossible, yet believable at the same time. 

[JayOctavarium]

Lol

[King Postwhore]

 

jingle.boy - 31
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

DTF meet up tonight in San Fran but it's not for the DT show.  It's for............

[JayOctavarium]

Taking advantage of RJ

[cramx3]

Gay pile?

[CodyWanKenobi]

The after party.... 

jk its ttly 4 te shw lawlz

[jingle.boy]

Verifying Lonestar's sausage was the best Jackie's ever had.... 3 out of 4 DTFrs prefer Lonestar's sausage.

[gmillerdrake]

It's for.......a brainstorming session on how to convince a girl to let you touch her boobies.

It's for......comparing the color patterns on your 20 sided die.

It's for......reviewing new masturbation techniques pioneered by MIT undergrads

It's for.....the Honor of God Mary Jane

[TempusVox]

To affirm with each other how much better they are than the rest of the DTF community. 

To discuss the hidden meaning of In-A- Gadda-Da Vida.

To reminisce about the Great Pirate Uprising.

To share basement bedroom designs.

To bitch about why Space-Dye Vest was never nominated for a Grammy for Song of the Year.

So that Bosk can help Lonestar haul some boxes of old magazines to the curb. 

[JayOctavarium]

A Chef, A Lawyer and a Canadian walk into a bar...

[King Postwhore]

It's for......comparing the color patterns on your 20 sided die.

Gary, you are the winner but.....




He is watching you.

[jingle.boy]

A Chef, A Lawyer and a Canadian walk into a bar...

Except that the lawyer stood us up.  Hell, it was even an Irish Pub!  Great bangers!

[gmillerdrake]

Thank you kind Sir!

jingle.boy - 31
gmillerdrake - 28
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


New Scene: create your own new holiday and the 'tradition' associated with it.

[TempusVox]

National Pick It Day- On this day not only is it acceptable to "pick it" in public, but encouraged. Be it your nose, your ears, your ass, a scab, a zit, etc. It's considered good luck on this day to pick any of the same on anyone besides yourself too.

[King Postwhore]

National Couch Potato Day.  Comes with a beer and remote controler.