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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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Jaffa

Quote from: lonestar on March 20, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
I have to see this done someday, and I know just the uptight bitch to do it to.

Your wait staff must love you.   :lol

Anyway, sweet!!   Thanks for the W.  :D



Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 26
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

For the next scene, we'll look at the other side of the story...

Things a waiter/waitress wishes they could say to a customer who leaves a bad tip.

(I feel like somebody may have already done this scene before.  If I need to come up with something else, let me know.)

lonestar

I thought little dicked men were supposed to tip big to compensate? So much for that myth...

masterthes

That's quite alright sir. By the way, hope you enjoyed the special sauce. Hope it wasn't too nutty for you

gmillerdrake

I guess he's saving money to buy his ugly a$$ wife a face lift and nose job?

Thanks bud but I'd rather leave these nickles on the table for your obknoxious as fu%k kids to choke on......


lonestar

Eh, I knew this was coming the moment I saw that '91 Hyundai pull in....




jingle.boy

Hey!  Mr. Pink. Go fuck yourself.

"Never fry bacon in the nude" would've been a better tip, you mouth breather.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TempusVox

Quote from: lonestar on March 20, 2014, 01:48:02 PM
Eh, I knew this was coming the moment I saw that AME church bus pull in....

Fix'd it for you. You know you were thinking it!!!  :biggrin:

Jaffa

Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 20, 2014, 01:20:21 PM
Thanks bud but I'd rather leave these nickles on the table for your obknoxious as fu%k kids to choke on......

Brutal!   :lol

You're up. 

gmillerdrake

Awesome.....thanks a lot!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next Scene: Give me the most crazy or odd or funny or disgusting etc etc (10) word or less Headline for a Breaking Story. Anything goes.....


King Postwhore

Lorena Bobbitt's Landscaping.  We chop things off for less!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Lucien

Man walks in on wife recreating "Two girls, one cup".


King Postwhore

Husband finds used tampon in food. "It's a bloody mess".
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake


jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

masterthes

Dogs and cats live together. Chaos ensues

TempusVox

Man Left For Dead After Being Beaten By Dildo

Saudia Goverment Sues Over Use Of Term "Camel Toe"

Bigfoot Marries Lumberjack

Tony The Tiger Fired From Kelloggs After Gay Trist

gmillerdrake

Quote from: TempusVox on March 22, 2014, 09:45:58 PM
Man Left For Dead After Being Beaten By Dildo

Saudia Goverment Sues Over Use Of Term "Camel Toe"

Bigfoot Marries Lumberjack

Tony The Tiger Fired From Kelloggs After Gay Trist

These are what I'm going for. More like these......

jingle.boy

Woman shocked with two pink roses; one stinks.

CVS begins stocking mint flavored suppositories.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Hot Dogs cures and give cancer.  Mustard has no comment.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Man kicks terrorist in balls; tears achilles.

Alice the camel does in fact have 10 humps.

Woodchuck chuck's 17 cords of wood
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Man with Tourettes is new fucking news anchor.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Print editor resigns: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Lucien

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 23, 2014, 11:30:34 AM
Print editor resigns: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

That 11 words  :P

gmillerdrake

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 23, 2014, 04:44:07 AM
Man kicks terrorist in balls; tears achilles.

You funny Canadian Hoser.......this one really got me :lol Just as I got within striking range of catching you too.

jingle.boy

Well, at least I know it's not a conspiracy.  You're a good man gmiller.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 29
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene.  Opening remarks by Rob Ford during tonight's mayoral debate (truth... there is indeed a televised debate tonight for all 5 candidates).
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Sir GuitarCozmo

#2616
Anyboy got any blow?
Sorry I'm late, I got cornholed on the interstate by three Mexicans in a Toyota.

gmillerdrake

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

...and as Mayor I will expand our importing of fine commodities to cities like Amsterdam, Bankok and Tijiuana.


Podaar

Hey, let's keep this short shall we? I just took some acid backstage and I'm not sure when the f..ker is gonna kick in.

So, last week I got a prostate biopsy done and I'm still pissing blood like a squashed mosquito. Anybody have an idea how long it should take to clear up?

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

For two eight balls and a Hefty bag full of Hash I'll excuse myself from Mayoral consideration and settle for a city clerks position.

I currently have a hemmeroid that resembles Larry King.

Find me after the debate, I'm giving $5 handies in the third stall in the men's bathroom.....two at a time though so you can't be shy.

Podaar

Come on, it'll be great. Can you imagine how epic the re-election party is going to be? I'd vote for me on that prospect alone!

jingle.boy

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 26, 2014, 11:13:22 AM
Anyboy got any blow?

Almost forgot this was mine to judge.  Direct and to the point wins it.  You're up Coz.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Sir GuitarCozmo

Awesome.
Standings:

jingle.boy - 29
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene:  Jeopardy categories that DTF would excel at

gmillerdrake

'Real' Reasons why Portnoy left DT

How 'I' would mix and produce DT's next Album

Keyboard Wankery and why it Sucks