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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2590 on: March 20, 2014, 01:55:34 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 20, 2014, 12:09:25 PM
I have to see this done someday, and I know just the uptight bitch to do it to.

Your wait staff must love you.   :lol

Anyway, sweet!!   Thanks for the W.  :D



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Podaar - 9
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Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

For the next scene, we'll look at the other side of the story...

Things a waiter/waitress wishes they could say to a customer who leaves a bad tip.

(I feel like somebody may have already done this scene before.  If I need to come up with something else, let me know.)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2591 on: March 20, 2014, 02:08:11 PM »
I thought little dicked men were supposed to tip big to compensate? So much for that myth...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2592 on: March 20, 2014, 02:16:06 PM »
That's quite alright sir. By the way, hope you enjoyed the special sauce. Hope it wasn't too nutty for you
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2593 on: March 20, 2014, 02:20:21 PM »
I guess he's saving money to buy his ugly a$$ wife a face lift and nose job?

Thanks bud but I'd rather leave these nickles on the table for your obknoxious as fu%k kids to choke on......

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2594 on: March 20, 2014, 02:48:02 PM »
Eh, I knew this was coming the moment I saw that '91 Hyundai pull in....



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2595 on: March 20, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »
Hey!  Mr. Pink. Go fuck yourself.

"Never fry bacon in the nude" would've been a better tip, you mouth breather.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2596 on: March 20, 2014, 11:34:06 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 20, 2014, 02:48:02 PM
Eh, I knew this was coming the moment I saw that AME church bus pull in....

Fix'd it for you. You know you were thinking it!!!  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2597 on: March 22, 2014, 04:13:48 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 20, 2014, 02:20:21 PM
Thanks bud but I'd rather leave these nickles on the table for your obknoxious as fu%k kids to choke on......

Brutal!   :lol

You're up. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2598 on: March 22, 2014, 06:43:12 PM »
Awesome.....thanks a lot!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next Scene: Give me the most crazy or odd or funny or disgusting etc etc (10) word or less Headline for a Breaking Story. Anything goes.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2599 on: March 22, 2014, 07:34:12 PM »
Lorena Bobbitt's Landscaping.  We chop things off for less!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2600 on: March 22, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »
Man walks in on wife recreating "Two girls, one cup".

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2601 on: March 22, 2014, 07:37:52 PM »
Husband finds used tampon in food. "It's a bloody mess".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2602 on: March 22, 2014, 08:20:41 PM »
Blues swept by Kings
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2603 on: March 22, 2014, 08:26:04 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 22, 2014, 08:20:41 PM
Blues swept by Kings

:slowclap:



I didn't say 'actual' headlines.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2604 on: March 22, 2014, 08:30:00 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 22, 2014, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 22, 2014, 08:20:41 PM
Blues swept by Kings

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I didn't say 'actual' headlines.....

No, you said "disgusting"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2605 on: March 22, 2014, 09:56:17 PM »
Dogs and cats live together. Chaos ensues
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2606 on: March 22, 2014, 10:45:58 PM »
Man Left For Dead After Being Beaten By Dildo

Saudia Goverment Sues Over Use Of Term "Camel Toe"

Bigfoot Marries Lumberjack

Tony The Tiger Fired From Kelloggs After Gay Trist
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2607 on: March 22, 2014, 10:49:54 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on March 22, 2014, 10:45:58 PM
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These are what I'm going for. More like these......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2608 on: March 23, 2014, 04:39:17 AM »
Woman shocked with two pink roses; one stinks.

CVS begins stocking mint flavored suppositories.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2609 on: March 23, 2014, 04:41:14 AM »
Hot Dogs cures and give cancer.  Mustard has no comment.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2610 on: March 23, 2014, 05:44:07 AM »
Man kicks terrorist in balls; tears achilles.

Alice the camel does in fact have 10 humps.

Woodchuck chuck's 17 cords of wood
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2611 on: March 23, 2014, 06:30:53 AM »
Man with Tourettes is new fucking news anchor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2612 on: March 23, 2014, 12:30:34 PM »
Print editor resigns: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2613 on: March 23, 2014, 04:42:47 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 23, 2014, 12:30:34 PM
Print editor resigns: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

That 11 words  :P
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2614 on: March 24, 2014, 11:49:03 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 23, 2014, 05:44:07 AM
Man kicks terrorist in balls; tears achilles.

You funny Canadian Hoser.......this one really got me :lol Just as I got within striking range of catching you too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2615 on: March 26, 2014, 10:52:54 AM »
Well, at least I know it's not a conspiracy.  You're a good man gmiller.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 29
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
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Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene.  Opening remarks by Rob Ford during tonight's mayoral debate (truth... there is indeed a televised debate tonight for all 5 candidates).
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2616 on: March 26, 2014, 12:13:22 PM »
Anyboy got any blow?
Sorry I'm late, I got cornholed on the interstate by three Mexicans in a Toyota.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2617 on: March 26, 2014, 03:14:33 PM »
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

...and as Mayor I will expand our importing of fine commodities to cities like Amsterdam, Bankok and Tijiuana.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2618 on: March 26, 2014, 03:57:58 PM »
Hey, let's keep this short shall we? I just took some acid backstage and I'm not sure when the f..ker is gonna kick in.

So, last week I got a prostate biopsy done and I'm still pissing blood like a squashed mosquito. Anybody have an idea how long it should take to clear up?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2619 on: March 27, 2014, 05:51:59 PM »
Nothin more?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2620 on: March 27, 2014, 10:13:37 PM »
For two eight balls and a Hefty bag full of Hash I'll excuse myself from Mayoral consideration and settle for a city clerks position.

I currently have a hemmeroid that resembles Larry King.

Find me after the debate, I'm giving $5 handies in the third stall in the men's bathroom.....two at a time though so you can't be shy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2621 on: March 28, 2014, 08:29:24 AM »
Come on, it'll be great. Can you imagine how epic the re-election party is going to be? I'd vote for me on that prospect alone!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2622 on: March 30, 2014, 05:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 26, 2014, 12:13:22 PM
Anyboy got any blow?

Almost forgot this was mine to judge.  Direct and to the point wins it.  You're up Coz.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2623 on: March 31, 2014, 07:24:51 AM »
Awesome.
Standings:

jingle.boy - 29
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2624 on: March 31, 2014, 07:40:41 AM »
'Real' Reasons why Portnoy left DT

How 'I' would mix and produce DT's next Album

Keyboard Wankery and why it Sucks
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