Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

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BlobVanDam


Podaar


BlobVanDam

Quote from: Podaar on February 13, 2014, 06:25:45 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 13, 2014, 06:15:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVja68CPgUw

:lol I love the misspelling of the song title on that video, Blob. Makes the innuendo even nastier!

I did not even notice. :lol As if the song needed to be any seedier.

Podaar


gmillerdrake

Our new cookie this year is a soft, white dough with a pink creamy center. Chocolate syrup is drizzled all over it and it tastes so good that when you eat it you'll look around all paranoid like you've just done something wrong. It's called "14 will get you 20" because there 20 cookies a pack for only $14.

masterthes

want to tagalong my snickerdoodle?

King Postwhore

We're going to unveil our new flavor Amanda!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

It'd be a shame for people to begin to believe you tried to force me into your mini van......so, 2 boxes of mint and 3 of snicker doodle.....Right?

I'd hate to get beaten by Father again for failing to sell these remaining boxes. 


lonestar

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 13, 2014, 05:44:14 AM
I'll discount two of the pink boxes, and one of the brown.

You gonna buy a case, or am I gonna have to post on your FB wall "thanks for being so gentle last night, when can we do it again?"

Please Mister?  If I sell two more boxes, my mom says she can get some more "rock".


Shit, pick one, Chad gets the win.

And you guys are some sick fucks man.... :p

jingle.boy

Thanks you sir!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 23
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Tonight's scene (since the day is now gone)... Rejected Valentine's Day greetings.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

So you know what 'Valentine' translates to in English right......? It's "felatio on male genitailia'......and just so you know, I'm a male and I have genitailia.


TempusVox

#2461
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
It's Valemntines day,
Now suck my ....DICK!

jingle.boy

Quote from: TempusVox on February 14, 2014, 09:45:44 PM
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
It's Valemntines day,
Now suck my ....

Nick?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TempusVox


King Postwhore

Rose are red
Violets are blue
And so  are my balls
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

Yea, you're the tops, Babe. Now get me a sammich and be quick about it!

If I were Prince, you'd be my little red corvette...with the top down.

masterthes

i'm going to totally give you VD on VD

TempusVox

#2467
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on,
So I cheated on you!

~all apologies to Fountains of Wayne  :)

gmillerdrake

Roses are Red,
7-11 has Sluurpies,
Please drink this spiked Wine and pass out,
So I can give you my Herpes

jingle.boy

Quote from: Podaar on February 15, 2014, 04:51:17 AM
Yea, you're the tops, Babe. Now get me a sammich and be quick about it!

I couldn't choose between all the 'Roses are red' themes, so decided not to.  This was just as good anyway.

Winner!
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Yes! Thanks jingle

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 23
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Podaar - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's scene: New Walmart advertisement catch phrase.

King Postwhore

Since I work at a Wal-Mart DC as a contracted company,


Live Smart, Shop Elsewhere.


Put More Mexicans To Work.


Rolling Baby's Got Back.




"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Yes it's shit, but at least it's cheap.

Open Saturdays, where you'll not only lose your kids, but your mind too... if you can find a parking spot.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar


Jaffa

#2474
'Target for the shameless.' 

On a more serious note, 'Come As You Are' might actually make a decent slogan for Walmart. 

jingle.boy

Dress your skankiest, and you too may find yourself on peopleofwalmart.com
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

More aisles per sq. ft. Than any other store....plenty of room to set up a mobile meth lab

gmillerdrake

We now provide direct access to Satan in aisle 6 to sell your soul.


jonnybaxy

I don't even like wall-mart but I had a pen and paper so what the fuck?


Podaar

Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 16, 2014, 09:55:23 PM
We now provide direct access to Satan in aisle 6 to sell your soul.

Funny only because it's true. You're up Gary!

gmillerdrake

Appreciate it Gregg!! Satan indeed is a shareholder of Walmart.....

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 24
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Podaar - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next Scene:

   Re-name any movie/TV Show with a Politically Incorrect / and/or Odd Title.....

TempusVox

Films
Sandra Bullock in "White Guilt" (The Blindside)
Leonardo di Caprio in "You'll Only Remember the Stuff That Happens After It Hits the Ice" (Titanic)
James Cameron's "Every Cowboy and Indian Movie Ever Made" (Avatar)
"Hairlip and The Preacher vs. The Aliens" (Signs)
"S-s-sstop Your B-b-b-bitching and M-m-moaning, You In-Bred R-r-rich British B-b-bastard" (The Kings Speech)

TV Shows
"Fuck You, Cause Every Character You Like Is Gonna Die" (Either, Game of Thrones or Walking Dead)
"An Excuse To Get Wasted During The Week" (Monday Night or Thursday Night Football)
"All the Neurotic Bitches I Banged Before I Met Your Mother" (How I Met Your Mother)

I went with truthful politically incorrect



gmillerdrake


jonnybaxy

Token Black Guy with Ghosts and shit (Ghostbusters)

Black man always dies first! (Most of the 'Friday the 13ths)

Fuck all logic! (all of the fast and furious)

The Hang-over-used-plot (the hangover I, II + III)

Sir GuitarCozmo

#2484
Classic 80's all the way, baby.  Hopefully none of these need an explanation.

An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Pheobe Cates' Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs
6 Self-Important Little Shits Who Form a Completely Unrealistic Bond in Detention
The Average Girl Gets the Jock, The Nerd Gets the Prom Queen and Everyone Forgets a Birthday
I'm Nailing a Young Demi Moore and Still Can't Seem to Cut the Ties With My Meddling Neanderthal Buddy
British Band Stars in a Rock Parody, Only for Rockers to Say "That Isn't a Parody, It's For Real"
If The Army Was Really Run Like This, America Would Be in Deep Shit
Daryl Hannah is a Fish, Doesn't Show Her B00bs
An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Beverly D'Angelo's Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs and Chevy Chase's Slapstick Brand of Humor
Wall Street Guy Ends Up Homeless, Homeless Guy Takes His Job, and Jamie Lee Curtis Shows Her B00bs
An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Michelle Johnson's Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs
A Bunch of Really Disenfranchised Smart College Guys Join a Black Fraternity, Outsmart a Bunch of Jocks, and Setup a Completely Illegal Surveillance System That Would Land Them on the Sexual Offender's List Nowadays
Good Looking High School Chick Isn't Appreciated for her Brains, Puts On a Ralph Macchio Disguise, Fools Everyone, then Shows Her B00bs to Prove She's Actually a Chick
Two Nerds Create an Uber-Hot Franken-Babe with Magic Powers, Who's Subject to Their Wishes, One of Which Surprisingly Isn't "Show Your B00bs on Camera"