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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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Podaar

Royal Crop Dusters United
IRSAA - International Rectal Seepage Appreciation Alliance

jonnybaxy

DreamTheaterForums Facebook page

Bit titted anime chicks

gmillerdrake

The True Beauty of Anal Warts

Gerbils in Compromising Positions

Two Fingers and a Cough


jingle.boy

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2014, 06:39:02 PM
Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 02, 2014, 10:44:25 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2014, 06:39:02 PM
Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.

Thanks Chad.....I'll update and post a new Scene soon.

gmillerdrake

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's Scene:

   You walk into a room to find your Grandparents covered in Baby Oil, playing naked Twister. You say.....

Jaffa

... Cool.  I got the winner. 

jingle.boy

Great, now I suddenly have the urge to iron something.

My eyes!  The goggles do nothing.  :thegoggles:  :theydonothing:
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

C'mon....put on those thinking caps.....

TempusVox

"Grandpa, please tell me that's your foot on that blue circle!"

lonestar

That inheritance better be fat guys, I'm gonna need either a shitload of therapy or drugs....

Sir GuitarCozmo

Right foot red, left foot green.

jingle.boy

Sweet Moses Gramps!  How does a scrotum stretch like that?!?!?

I see you too Cialis less than 4 hours ago. 

I'm just gonna go hang myself now.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar

Damn grandma, did Mom and Uncle Joe walk out of that cooter?

gmillerdrake

Quote from: Jaffa on February 02, 2014, 01:48:23 PM
... Cool.  I got the winner. 

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

lonestar

Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

gmillerdrake

Quote from: lonestar on February 04, 2014, 04:33:26 PM
Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

Well, the huge grandma cooter wasn't bad....it had me contemplating. 

Jaffa

Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 04, 2014, 04:31:42 PM
Quote from: Jaffa on February 02, 2014, 01:48:23 PM
... Cool.  I got the winner. 

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

Hooray!  Thanks.  :)

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's Scene (not really a 'scene', per se, but whatever; I'm unprepared):

Things you probably shouldn't list under 'special skills' on a job application. 

jingle.boy

Lack of gag reflex

Expert at beating child pron charges.

Familiar with Netscape, Lotus Notes, and Word Perfect.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Expert Fondler, specifically pre-teens

High tolerance for barbiturates

Specialize in Blackmail and Extortion



lonestar

Prostate Massage Expert


Prog Metal Enthusiast


Office Supply McGyver

gmillerdrake

Quote from: lonestar on February 04, 2014, 06:43:19 PM
Prostate Massage Expert

....with two disciplines: digital manipulation and object assisted

lonestar


TempusVox

"Invisibility and baking pie, but only one at a time."

jingle.boy

I'm Batman

Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Can lick eyebrows - mine and others'

Severe lack of integrity, motivation and consideration of others, coupled with anger management issues.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Talented Fecal Artist

Expert Stalker (just ask your sister)

Immune to Chlamydia


lonestar

Money laundering


Bong making


Cross dressing

King Postwhore

I can recite the alphabet while burping.


I once ate 1000 ants.


I can stomp out jock itch with my foot.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 05, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
I can recite the alphabet while burping.


I once ate 1000 ants.

Ummmmm.......did you spy on me in the 5th grade?  :\

Jaffa

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 05, 2014, 04:56:39 AM
I'm Batman

Winner.

There were several great ones, but for some reason, this one just really tickled me.  I kept imagining that I was a hiring manager going over applications and seeing 'I'm Batman' on one of them.   :lol

You're up, jingle. 

jingle.boy

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Unusual things to be aroused by.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

 :rollin

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

gmillerdrake

Decaying infant Orangotangs

Spawning Salmon

Collecting Semen from a Bull


Lucien