Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[Podaar]

Royal Crop Dusters United
IRSAA - International Rectal Seepage Appreciation Alliance

[jonnybaxy]

DreamTheaterForums Facebook page

Bit titted anime chicks

[gmillerdrake]

The True Beauty of Anal Warts

Gerbils in Compromising Positions

Two Fingers and a Cough

[jingle.boy]

Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.

[gmillerdrake]

Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.

Thanks Chad.....I'll update and post a new Scene soon.

[gmillerdrake]

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's Scene:

   You walk into a room to find your Grandparents covered in Baby Oil, playing naked Twister. You say.....

[Jaffa]

... Cool.  I got the winner. 

[jingle.boy]

Great, now I suddenly have the urge to iron something.

My eyes!  The goggles do nothing.   

[gmillerdrake]

C'mon....put on those thinking caps.....

[TempusVox]

"Grandpa, please tell me that's your foot on that blue circle!"

[lonestar]

That inheritance better be fat guys, I'm gonna need either a shitload of therapy or drugs....

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Right foot red, left foot green.

[jingle.boy]

Sweet Moses Gramps!  How does a scrotum stretch like that?!?!?

I see you too Cialis less than 4 hours ago. 

I'm just gonna go hang myself now.

[lonestar]

Damn grandma, did Mom and Uncle Joe walk out of that cooter?

[gmillerdrake]

... Cool.  I got the winner. 

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

[lonestar]

Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

[gmillerdrake]

Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

Well, the huge grandma cooter wasn't bad....it had me contemplating. 

[Jaffa]

... Cool.  I got the winner. 

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

Hooray!  Thanks. 

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's Scene (not really a 'scene', per se, but whatever; I'm unprepared):

Things you probably shouldn't list under 'special skills' on a job application. 

[jingle.boy]

Lack of gag reflex

Expert at beating child pron charges.

Familiar with Netscape, Lotus Notes, and Word Perfect.

[gmillerdrake]

Expert Fondler, specifically pre-teens

High tolerance for barbiturates

Specialize in Blackmail and Extortion

[lonestar]

Prostate Massage Expert


Prog Metal Enthusiast


Office Supply McGyver

[gmillerdrake]

Prostate Massage Expert

....with two disciplines: digital manipulation and object assisted

[lonestar]

 

[TempusVox]

"Invisibility and baking pie, but only one at a time."

[jingle.boy]

I'm Batman

Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Can lick eyebrows - mine and others'

Severe lack of integrity, motivation and consideration of others, coupled with anger management issues.

[gmillerdrake]

Talented Fecal Artist

Expert Stalker (just ask your sister)

Immune to Chlamydia

[lonestar]

Money laundering


Bong making


Cross dressing

[King Postwhore]

I can recite the alphabet while burping.


I once ate 1000 ants.


I can stomp out jock itch with my foot.

[gmillerdrake]

I can recite the alphabet while burping.


I once ate 1000 ants.

Ummmmm.......did you spy on me in the 5th grade? 

[Jaffa]

I'm Batman

Winner.

There were several great ones, but for some reason, this one just really tickled me.  I kept imagining that I was a hiring manager going over applications and seeing 'I'm Batman' on one of them.   

You're up, jingle. 

[jingle.boy]

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Unusual things to be aroused by.

[King Postwhore]

Kotowboy

[Podaar]

 

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

[gmillerdrake]

Decaying infant Orangotangs

Spawning Salmon

Collecting Semen from a Bull

[Lucien]

A woman peeing into a tin cup