Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[masterthes]

With Ciallis, Spongebob will have Triangle Pants for sure

[jingle.boy]

Where is pointer, where is pointer?  Here I am, here I am!
How are you today sir?
Very well I thank you
Run away kid!!!  Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's good enough for Mr. Rogers, it's good enough for your poppy.

[lonestar]

Cialis, keeping your babysitter satisfied.

[jingle.boy]

Cialis, keeping your babysitter satisfied.

Even when he insists that he's a shortstop, not a catcher.

[gmillerdrake]

Thirty minutes after taking one of these and you'll give an entire new meaning to 'Handy Manny'

[King Postwhore]

One, one erection!  HAHAHAAAAA! Two, two erections! HAHAHAAAAA!  Get daddy Cialis and let him be able to count his erections again.

Too good!  Winna!

[Prog Snob]

 

Standings:

jingle.boy - 22
gmillerdrake - 19
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


Okay...Happy New Year to everyone!   

Next scene - Worst Possible New Years Resolution!

[gmillerdrake]

Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

[BlobVanDam]

Becoming the world's fattest man

To steal off of homeless people

To become the sole survivor

[King Postwhore]

To gain more weight so I can get a Keg tattooed on my belly.

[lonestar]

To gain more weight so I can get a Keg tattooed on my belly.

How much, two pounds? 

[King Postwhore]

I SAID A KEG DAMMIT!!

[JayOctavarium]

To follow Blob's workout regimen

[jingle.boy]

To use Neat "south of the border"

[gmillerdrake]

Become a 'cutter'

Become a vegetarian

Refuse all sexual advances from women

Not using syrup on pancakes

[JayOctavarium]

Not using syrup on pancakes

-GASP-

[jingle.boy]

Teaching your teenage son the art of fapping.
Teaching your teenage daughter the art of diddling.

Switch from real bacon to turkey bacon.

Become a belieber.

Open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Prog Snob]

I'll wait for a few more entries!   

[TempusVox]

Whenever I meet a new person I'll whip out my pecker and say, "The Admiral is glad to meet you."
In meetings I will only speak like Jar Jar Binks.
I will teach my dogs to attack small children.
Every Sunday, I will attend an all black church service and during the first prayer, I will yell, "Where are all the white women at?!!"
I will write the date all year long as 1814, and whenever someone corrects me I will scream, "Treaty of Ghent, motherfucker!!"

[jingle.boy]

I will continue my quest to discover who TempusVox is, and pray I'm wrong in my suspicions that he is actually infomercial king and bestselling author Kevin Trudeau, and his mini-disappearances aren't due to health issues, but in fact because of his current incarceration.

[Prog Snob]

Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

Winna!!

[gmillerdrake]

Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

Winna!!

Sweet!!  Thank you.....

Standings:

jingle.boy - 22
gmillerdrake - 20
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


Next scene - Excuse given to your spouse/significant other when you accidentally call her/him by another name during sex......

[JayOctavarium]

"Sorry I called you Zydar. It.. welll... it happens... you know."

[Zydar]

[Jaffa]

"What are you talking about?  'Betty' is your nickname..."

[jingle.boy]

Well, of course YOU are my Lone Star!

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.  I little to the Left.

No, no... Peyton Manning.  You know how much I love the Broncos.

[masterthes]

Sorry baby, but I've been having early on set Alzheimers

[King Postwhore]

But honey!!  That's your pet name I gave your hoo hoo!

[Prog Snob]

But you asked me "whose your mommy"? So I when I screamed "Oh Jo Ann" I thought you were getting kinky.

[jingle.boy]

Sorry, I was just listening to Toto earlier.

I swear it!  I don't know anyone named "you dirty filthy whore"

[Prog Snob]

You told me I could pretend I was fucking my fantasy girl.. So why are you so angry that I kept yelling Bea Arthur?

[lonestar]

You're my wife, why the fuck would I scream your name during sex?

[gmillerdrake]

Need a few more.....

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

In my defense, you and your sister look identical from behind.

[gmillerdrake]

Need a few more.....

Nevermind......

In my defense, you and your sister look identical from behind.

Winner!!!!!

You're up Coz.....