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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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jingle.boy

:happydance:

jingle.boy - 17
gmillerdrake - 14
lonestar - 10
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Not really a 'scene'.... add one word to any song title.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Lucien


TempusVox

Seven Seas of Pumpernickel Rhye

Whats Love Got To Do With It Bitch

Free BBQ Bird

Stairway To Hog Heaven

Master of Hand Puppets

Great Balls of Syphilitic Fire




lonestar


gmillerdrake

Shaved Ice Ice Baby

You Can't Touch This Goiter

Blame it on the Acid Rain

Animal Love Bites


gmillerdrake

Blaze of Glory Hole

Down in a Butt Hole

Smells Like Teen Spirit Farts


DebraKadabra

Hessian Lemon Peel
Blackwater Amusement Park
Bad Mood For a Day
Octopus's Calimari Garden

?

#1722
I've Got You Under My Foreskin

Lolzeez

Light Fuse And Get Away From The Fat Dutch Prostitute
So What If I Jerk Off On The Street?
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee With My Pants On?
Walk On Mr. Mitchell's Lawn
The Enigma Wankery Machine
It Was You Not Me Who Came Up With This Shitty Song
Who's Gonna Clean Up The Poop,You Or Me?

Podaar

Interstate Corn-hole Love Song

?


King Postwhore

For Those About To Soft Rock

Let's Put The X in Sex Backwards
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

#1727
What's Up There Pussycat

Alternate:

What's Up Your Pussycat

King Postwhore

Sailing the Seas of Richard Cheese

Hamburger Coltrain
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Living on a Satanic Prayer

Come as you Are Whore

Happy Birthday to you Dickhead

Gay Love in an Elevator

Talk Dirty to Me Mom

Beat It Softly

YYZ 123

Jaffa

#1730
Telephone Number of the Beast

Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin', Leavin'

Trapped Under Ice Capades

The Man Who Sold The World Crack

The Raven That Refused to Sing Karaoke

King Postwhore

Catfish Boogie Nights

Plexiglass Toilet Conundrum

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

Jesus Wants Me For a Freakin' Sunbeam

That Floral Smell

While My Guitar Gently Weeps Pus

Neon Silly Knights

Highway Star Fish

On The Backs of Hell's Angels

Spanish Fly Castle Magic

Opus Insert Finger

masterthes

Wish You Were Not Here

The Wrong Number of the Beast

Sweet Underage Child Of Mine

masterthes


gmillerdrake


lonestar


King Postwhore

Hand In My Pocket Scratching

A Rush Of Blood To The Penis Head

Knocking On Heaven's Back Door
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Bitch, I've had the time of my life

Hell's Kitchen Nook

Cocks Like a Rock


jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Ahhhhhh...thank you my fine Canadian Amigo....

jingle.boy - 17
gmillerdrake - 15
lonestar - 10
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Startling/shocking/inappropriate etc. etc. revelation(s) a teacher notifies you of about your child at a parent teacher conference.

Podaar

English Teacher: "Your son's member is the biggest I've ever seen in my career."

Science Teacher: "This quarter were going to be teaching intelligent design at the request of your daughter."

jingle.boy

I was pleasantly surprised to find out your daughter has no gag reflex.  Must be hereditary since her younger brother doesn't either.

I just had to give her an A on how she used of an assortment of vegetables, balloons, 21 year old scotch, and KY in this years science fair.  Gave me something new to try at home.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar

Can't say I was thrilled when he "out showed"  me in a class game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine"

jingle.boy

You need to teach that autistic kid of yours to shut his pie-hole on Monday mornings, cuz I'm usually hungover like 90.  To be honest, I'm a little toasted right now.

I hear you had an interesting trip a couple of weeks ago Mr. Hurst.  Little Johnny told me he heard you talking to your wife about making a special visit to "brown town"?

Your daughter charges way to much for an 8-ball.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TempusVox

They call me Heisenberg, and your kid sucks at chemistry.


gmillerdrake

Bump for a few more entries.....

lonestar

So Knuckles..er..Jimmy, he really needs to work on sticking to the Vegas odds and not going for the off shore odds. Little fucker cost me a six game parlay last week.

gmillerdrake

These were early favorites......but then the level of disturbation hit me..... :(

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 17, 2013, 06:35:27 AM
I was pleasantly surprised to find out your daughter has no gag reflex.  Must be hereditary since her younger brother doesn't either.

I just had to give her an A on how she used of an assortment of vegetables, balloons, 21 year old scotch, and KY in this years science fair.  Gave me something new to try at home.

Gonna go with the Top Chef for this one:

Quote from: lonestar on October 17, 2013, 01:17:54 PM
Can't say I was thrilled when he "out showed"  me in a class game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine"

You're up ! :tup

lonestar

Thank you kind sir...

jingle.boy - 17
gmillerdrake - 15
lonestar - 11
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

And the next scene...
Rejected McDonald's menu items....