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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1715 on: October 14, 2013, 03:49:55 PM »
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Not really a 'scene'.... add one word to any song title.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1716 on: October 14, 2013, 04:48:24 PM »
Live, Die, Kill, Fuck
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1717 on: October 14, 2013, 06:51:23 PM »
Seven Seas of Pumpernickel Rhye

Whats Love Got To Do With It Bitch

Free BBQ Bird

Stairway To Hog Heaven

Master of Hand Puppets

Great Balls of Syphilitic Fire



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1718 on: October 14, 2013, 07:07:08 PM »
Wait for Sleep Rape
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1719 on: October 14, 2013, 07:28:09 PM »
Shaved Ice Ice Baby

You Can't Touch This Goiter

Blame it on the Acid Rain

Animal Love Bites

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1720 on: October 14, 2013, 07:55:58 PM »
Blaze of Glory Hole

Down in a Butt Hole

Smells Like Teen Spirit Farts

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1721 on: October 14, 2013, 10:07:12 PM »
Hessian Lemon Peel
Blackwater Amusement Park
Bad Mood For a Day
Octopus's Calimari Garden
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1722 on: October 14, 2013, 11:53:19 PM »
I've Got You Under My Foreskin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1723 on: October 15, 2013, 04:19:50 AM »
Light Fuse And Get Away From The Fat Dutch Prostitute
So What If I Jerk Off On The Street?
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee With My Pants On?
Walk On Mr. Mitchell's Lawn
The Enigma Wankery Machine
It Was You Not Me Who Came Up With This Shitty Song
Who's Gonna Clean Up The Poop,You Or Me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1724 on: October 15, 2013, 07:13:43 AM »
Interstate Corn-hole Love Song
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1725 on: October 15, 2013, 07:16:51 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1726 on: October 15, 2013, 11:44:18 AM »
For Those About To Soft Rock

Let's Put The X in Sex Backwards
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1727 on: October 15, 2013, 11:47:14 AM »
What's Up There Pussycat

Alternate:

What's Up Your Pussycat
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1728 on: October 15, 2013, 11:50:05 AM »
Sailing the Seas of Richard Cheese

Hamburger Coltrain
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1729 on: October 15, 2013, 11:53:33 AM »
Living on a Satanic Prayer

Come as you Are Whore

Happy Birthday to you Dickhead

Gay Love in an Elevator

Talk Dirty to Me Mom

Beat It Softly

YYZ 123
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1730 on: October 15, 2013, 11:57:54 AM »
Telephone Number of the Beast

Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin', Leavin'

Trapped Under Ice Capades

The Man Who Sold The World Crack

The Raven That Refused to Sing Karaoke
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1731 on: October 15, 2013, 12:08:19 PM »
Catfish Boogie Nights

Plexiglass Toilet Conundrum

 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1732 on: October 15, 2013, 12:09:44 PM »
Jesus Wants Me For a Freakin' Sunbeam

That Floral Smell

While My Guitar Gently Weeps Pus

Neon Silly Knights

Highway Star Fish

On The Backs of Hell's Angels

Spanish Fly Castle Magic

Opus Insert Finger
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1733 on: October 15, 2013, 03:17:40 PM »
Wish You Were Not Here

The Wrong Number of the Beast

Sweet Underage Child Of Mine
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1734 on: October 15, 2013, 03:18:45 PM »
Light My Ass Fire
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1735 on: October 15, 2013, 08:40:45 PM »
Baby Got Back Zits

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1736 on: October 15, 2013, 09:27:56 PM »
Recycled Material Girl

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1737 on: October 15, 2013, 09:31:02 PM »
Hand In My Pocket Scratching

A Rush Of Blood To The Penis Head

Knocking On Heaven’s Back Door
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1738 on: October 16, 2013, 10:27:05 PM »
Bitch, I've had the time of my life

Hell's Kitchen Nook

Cocks Like a Rock

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1739 on: October 17, 2013, 05:38:45 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1740 on: October 17, 2013, 07:10:30 AM »
Ahhhhhh...thank you my fine Canadian Amigo....

jingle.boy - 17
gmillerdrake - 15
lonestar - 10
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Startling/shocking/inappropriate etc. etc. revelation(s) a teacher notifies you of about your child at a parent teacher conference.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1741 on: October 17, 2013, 07:20:14 AM »
English Teacher: "Your son's member is the biggest I've ever seen in my career."

Science Teacher: "This quarter were going to be teaching intelligent design at the request of your daughter."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1742 on: October 17, 2013, 07:35:27 AM »
I was pleasantly surprised to find out your daughter has no gag reflex.  Must be hereditary since her younger brother doesn't either.

I just had to give her an A on how she used of an assortment of vegetables, balloons, 21 year old scotch, and KY in this years science fair.  Gave me something new to try at home.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1743 on: October 17, 2013, 02:17:54 PM »
Can't say I was thrilled when he "out showed"  me in a class game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1744 on: October 17, 2013, 02:58:01 PM »
You need to teach that autistic kid of yours to shut his pie-hole on Monday mornings, cuz I'm usually hungover like 90.  To be honest, I'm a little toasted right now.

I hear you had an interesting trip a couple of weeks ago Mr. Hurst.  Little Johnny told me he heard you talking to your wife about making a special visit to "brown town"?

Your daughter charges way to much for an 8-ball.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1745 on: October 17, 2013, 05:40:23 PM »
They call me Heisenberg, and your kid sucks at chemistry.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1746 on: October 20, 2013, 08:02:38 PM »
Bump for a few more entries.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1747 on: October 20, 2013, 09:27:51 PM »
So Knuckles..er..Jimmy, he really needs to work on sticking to the Vegas odds and not going for the off shore odds. Little fucker cost me a six game parlay last week.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1748 on: October 21, 2013, 07:31:26 AM »
These were early favorites......but then the level of disturbation hit me..... :(

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 17, 2013, 07:35:27 AM
I was pleasantly surprised to find out your daughter has no gag reflex.  Must be hereditary since her younger brother doesn't either.

I just had to give her an A on how she used of an assortment of vegetables, balloons, 21 year old scotch, and KY in this years science fair.  Gave me something new to try at home.

Gonna go with the Top Chef for this one:

Quote from: lonestar on October 17, 2013, 02:17:54 PM
Can't say I was thrilled when he "out showed"  me in a class game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine"

You're up ! :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1749 on: October 22, 2013, 12:24:30 AM »
Thank you kind sir...

jingle.boy - 17
gmillerdrake - 15
lonestar - 11
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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