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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1470 on: September 06, 2013, 05:45:37 PM »
I'd like a threesome with you and my husband.

My husband would like a threesome with you and me.

My husband is a Belieber.

He masturbates to your Facebook photos every day and I can't stop it. Can you please change your privacy settings?

The first time we had sex he couldn't get it up.

I've had five abortions.

*enter random sex joke*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1471 on: September 07, 2013, 08:53:35 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on September 06, 2013, 11:55:58 AM
I wish I knew why he makes me wear your uniform to bed....
:lol

Winner, winner, chicken dinner (wrapped in bacon of course). Although it was very close...jingle nearly had the bounce-back victory by using my own play against me.  :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1472 on: September 07, 2013, 09:25:28 AM »
Have you seen his third nipple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1473 on: September 07, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »
Sweetness!!!!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 11
lonestar - 9
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
masterthes - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1




If the dog could speak, what would he say when walking in on his owner masturbating (male or female owner)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1474 on: September 07, 2013, 10:52:48 AM »
Meh. 

Bet you wish you could lick that don't ya?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1475 on: September 07, 2013, 11:14:40 AM »
What? No peanut butter this time?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1476 on: September 07, 2013, 06:14:30 PM »
Want some help?

Again!?!  Least he could've done is fed me first.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1477 on: September 07, 2013, 06:32:04 PM »
I wish I had thumbs...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1478 on: September 07, 2013, 10:06:44 PM »
You can't even reach it with your own mouth? Sucks to be you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1479 on: September 07, 2013, 10:40:20 PM »
Wow....I had no idea a champagne bottle could be used like that....

Hey now....slow down there Master.....you want to leave some skin on that thing.....

Lookey there....you broke your record......5'-8" .....that's quite a distance for a wad to travel.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1480 on: September 07, 2013, 11:37:11 PM »
If only you knew what it felt like to rub that baby up against your own leg...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1481 on: September 08, 2013, 07:34:15 AM »
Quote from: Lucien on September 07, 2013, 06:32:04 PM
I wish I had thumbs...

This one gets the win, you're up Lucien...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1482 on: September 08, 2013, 08:39:23 AM »
Wow. Never expected to win this game. Thanks lonestar!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 11
lonestar - 9
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
masterthes - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1

If wasps could speak, arguments they would have with the people they sting.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1483 on: September 08, 2013, 08:41:06 AM »
God I hope you're allergic...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1484 on: September 08, 2013, 08:58:44 AM »
OK, just a little pinprick...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1485 on: September 08, 2013, 10:00:26 AM »
Suck it up buttercup!  Try getting one of these in your hoo-hoo!

You'll never listen to Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' For You" the same ever again.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1486 on: September 08, 2013, 05:56:56 PM »
You'd sting the shot out of anything you could to if you had the life span of three days.

Don't act like you didn't like getting that rammed into you....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1487 on: September 08, 2013, 07:00:46 PM »
"Who you calling a WASP you JAP bitch?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1488 on: September 08, 2013, 07:03:03 PM »
"Black and Yellow
 Black and Yellow
 Black and Yellow
 Black and Yellow...STAB!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1489 on: September 08, 2013, 07:20:40 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on September 08, 2013, 05:56:56 PM
You'd sting the shit out of anything you could to if you had the life span of three days.

Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1490 on: September 08, 2013, 07:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on September 08, 2013, 07:20:40 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on September 08, 2013, 05:56:56 PM
You'd sting the shit out of anything you could to if you had the life span of three days.

Winner!

Wow....a quick victory! I'll take it!



Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 12
lonestar - 9
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
masterthes - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1

Next Scene:

A Father pulls his daughters date to the side just as they are leaving and tells him this.........????
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1491 on: September 08, 2013, 07:33:13 PM »
"Have you seen the movie Teeth?  I'm just sayin'."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1492 on: September 08, 2013, 07:53:01 PM »
I know 17 ways to make death look like an accident.  Curfew is 11pm.  Have a great night!!

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Chavez, why do you have two buddies in the back of your Celica?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1493 on: September 08, 2013, 08:20:03 PM »
If you do anything to my daughter, I'll do the same to you............... and yes, that includes the sex stuff.

If she's not back home by 10, you won't make it home at all.

Pay for dinner, and I guarantee she'll put out.

I know Tae Bo, punk.

She has herpes, so I wouldn't if I were you.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1494 on: September 09, 2013, 06:33:26 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on September 08, 2013, 10:00:26 AM
You'll never listen to Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' For You" the same ever again.

 :rollin :rollin

I take the weekend off and look what I missed. Canadians are forging crazy man!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1495 on: September 09, 2013, 06:35:59 PM »
I warmed her up for ya' boyo! [wink]

She was totally cleared of those mutilation charges a few years ago so don't worry too much. Still, try not to make any sudden moves.

Be careful of where you grope. She has anal leakage!
« Last Edit: September 09, 2013, 06:46:20 PM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1496 on: September 09, 2013, 06:40:17 PM »
You know Freddie, while you were in the john, I planted some coke somewhere in your car.  Do anything I would disapprove of in any way, and you're one phone call from a very uncomfortable - lube-free - rectal examination.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1497 on: September 09, 2013, 09:05:00 PM »
Out of the gate Chad was in the lead with two:

Quote from: jingle.boy on September 08, 2013, 07:53:01 PM
I know 17 ways to make death look like an accident.  Curfew is 11pm.  Have a great night!!

I have the weirdest boner right now.

But then BVD hit me with:

Quote from: BlobVanDam on September 08, 2013, 08:20:03 PM
Pay for dinner, and I guarantee she'll put out.

I could honestly give Chad the 'W' near ever scene I judge cuz the dude just knows what I think is funny....but BVD ripped this victory from his hands.

You're up BVD!!!



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1498 on: September 10, 2013, 08:19:26 AM »
Thanks! That jingle is always a tough one to look past. :getoffmylawn:

Standings:

jingle.boy - 14
gmillerdrake - 12
lonestar - 9
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
BlobVanDam - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
Scorpion - 3
Zydar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
masterthes - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1


Next Scene:
Australian pickup lines.

Do your worst.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1499 on: September 10, 2013, 08:27:23 AM »
Today is a g'day to mate.

I wanna throw my shrimp on your barbie.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1500 on: September 10, 2013, 08:44:44 AM »
You want to go outside? Ok, but you better do anal for that.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1501 on: September 10, 2013, 08:59:59 AM »
Howsabout we go back to my place, and you can eat my dingo, baby!

Wanna bend the banana of a Banana Bender?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1502 on: September 10, 2013, 09:00:43 AM »
You wanna see where the Croc bit me?

I love your beard, reminds me of me mum

What do you say you let my snake play in your pouch tonight?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1503 on: September 10, 2013, 09:08:20 AM »
Wanna head to my place and tie me kangaroo down?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1504 on: September 10, 2013, 09:10:02 AM »
Wanna check out this penal colony baby?
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