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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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gmillerdrake

No, you're not the FOOD SLAVE....it's ....ugh....errr.....the neighbor. Yeah him.

CodyWanKenobi

#1331
What? No way, of course I don't think I'm better than you in every way possible. I legitimately care about you and love you... unlike your dog Spot, who's obviously just a selfish fuck.
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

Elite

"I love you."

edit: I should look at the replies first before posting..
Quote from: Lolzeez on November 18, 2013, 01:23:32 PMHey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
Quote from: home on May 09, 2017, 04:05:10 PMSqu
scRa are the resultaten of sound nog bring propey

lonestar

But I could a sworn your leg was a scratching post.





TempusVox

" I was NOT licking my asshole. I was not! I wasn't.......I was licking around it. On the outside. "

TempusVox

" The dog tries to fuck me when you're not here. I swear!"

TempusVox

"I watch you while you sleep to make sure you're safe."

Podaar


gmillerdrake

You have bad breath because of your love of Funions.....not because I Pi$$ in your mouth when you sleep.




King Postwhore

I bet you wish you could lick your balls too.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar


Hutch?! I haven't been in your hutch. I have no idea how your stupid check book got chewed up. NOW FEED ME SLAVE!


That there is my preciousssss...my birthday present...my Margret-Elizabeth.

jingle.boy

Oh for sure.  Loved that visit to the doctor person.  Getting my temperature taken was the best part.

My nuts?  Nah, I wasn't planning on using them anymore.

I absolutely love this bell around my neck.  The sound it produces makes me feel like it's Christmas every day of the year!

I love the smell of litter in the morning.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Fuck alarms.  I'm your alarm.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

I'm fine!  *hack hack*.  No, really.  *hack hack*  Don't worry about *hack hack haaaaaaaccckkkkk ckchhh* me.  :walksaway:

Oooohhh.... I just love the way you pull my tail.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Sir GuitarCozmo

All great, but I guffawed at the Nitro comment. You up.

BlobVanDam

#1345
Thanks Cozmo. Know your audience! :lol

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jingle.boy - 12
gmillerdrake - 10
lonestar - 7
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Zydar - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

(edit to avoid repeating previously done idea)

New scene: Rejected kids' books.

Zydar

I vow to love you, cherish you, provide for you, and be by your side - until your sisters' boob job is complete.

King Postwhore

I do until the new Halo game comes out then your on your own.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 09, 2013, 08:44:13 AM
Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

BlobVanDam

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 25, 2013, 08:04:18 AM
Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 09, 2013, 08:44:13 AM
Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.

Thanks for pointing that out, jingle! So we don't get repeated answers, I guess I should change it.


New scene: Rejected kids' books.

AND IF THAT ONE HAS BEEN DONE, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

King Postwhore

Linda Lovelace And The Case Of The Missing Pole.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Optimus Prime:  Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!!  (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 25, 2013, 09:32:09 AM
Optimus Prime:  Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!!  (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake

Fuck it, I'm out.  :rollin

Zydar


Sir GuitarCozmo


King Postwhore

Saggy, Baggy Tits

The Very Horny Caterpillar

Are You My Mother? (No need to change he title of this book :lol)

The Real Mother Goose (Please Stand Up)

Find Waldo's Dick

The Secrets of The Bunny Ranch
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TempusVox

How to Make a Plastic Bag Helmet

50 Fun Things to Do with Broken Glass

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Doug Was So Bad His Mommy Stopped Loving Him

Mommy and Daddy Have A New Baby To Love Now (Preparing Your Child For Your Newborn)

Yes, It's Bad To Be Different

The Kitty Loves the Microwave

The Fun Things Up On The Roof

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Why Daddy Will Die If He Cant Touch Your Special Place

Some Puppies Can Fly


gmillerdrake

Hide the Snake when Mommy's Away

Nancy Drew takes on The Hardy Boys

The Cat Between Mommy's Legs


TempusVox

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

masterthes

Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

gmillerdrake

Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2013, 07:20:45 PM
How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that

gmillerdrake

Quote from: masterthes on August 25, 2013, 07:23:29 PM
Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

:lol that's friggin funny

TempusVox

Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 25, 2013, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2013, 07:20:45 PM
How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that
No back story... just being a wise ass.  :biggrin:

lonestar


CodyWanKenobi

One Fish, Two Fish, The Red Fish Blew The Blue Fish
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios