Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[gmillerdrake]

No, you're not the FOOD SLAVE....it's ....ugh....errr.....the neighbor. Yeah him.

[CodyWanKenobi]

What? No way, of course I don't think I'm better than you in every way possible. I legitimately care about you and love you... unlike your dog Spot, who's obviously just a selfish fuck.

[Elite]

"I love you."

edit: I should look at the replies first before posting..

[lonestar]

But I could a sworn your leg was a scratching post.

[TempusVox]

" I was NOT licking my asshole. I was not! I wasn't.......I was licking around it. On the outside. "

[TempusVox]

" The dog tries to fuck me when you're not here. I swear!"

[TempusVox]

"I watch you while you sleep to make sure you're safe."

[Podaar]

That's no mine!

[gmillerdrake]

You have bad breath because of your love of Funions.....not because I Pi$$ in your mouth when you sleep.

[King Postwhore]

I bet you wish you could lick your balls too.

[Podaar]

Hutch?! I haven't been in your hutch. I have no idea how your stupid check book got chewed up. NOW FEED ME SLAVE!


That there is my preciousssss...my birthday present...my Margret-Elizabeth.

[jingle.boy]

Oh for sure.  Loved that visit to the doctor person.  Getting my temperature taken was the best part.

My nuts?  Nah, I wasn't planning on using them anymore.

I absolutely love this bell around my neck.  The sound it produces makes me feel like it's Christmas every day of the year!

I love the smell of litter in the morning.

[King Postwhore]

Fuck alarms.  I'm your alarm.

[jingle.boy]

I'm fine!  *hack hack*.  No, really.  *hack hack*  Don't worry about *hack hack haaaaaaaccckkkkk ckchhh* me.  :walksaway:

Oooohhh.... I just love the way you pull my tail.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

All great, but I guffawed at the Nitro comment. You up.

[BlobVanDam]

Thanks Cozmo. Know your audience!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 12
gmillerdrake - 10
lonestar - 7
TempusVox - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Zydar - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

(edit to avoid repeating previously done idea)

New scene: Rejected kids' books.

[Zydar]

I vow to love you, cherish you, provide for you, and be by your side - until your sisters' boob job is complete.

[King Postwhore]

I do until the new Halo game comes out then your on your own.

[jingle.boy]

Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.

[BlobVanDam]

Your call on whether to continue Blob, but this topic has been done (I remember, because it was one I proposed).

Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.

Thanks for pointing that out, jingle! So we don't get repeated answers, I guess I should change it.


New scene: Rejected kids' books.

AND IF THAT ONE HAS BEEN DONE, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

[King Postwhore]

Linda Lovelace And The Case Of The Missing Pole.

[jingle.boy]

Optimus Prime:  Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!!  (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake

[lonestar]

Optimus Prime:  Backdoor Robot

Go the Fuck to Sleep!!  (Narrated by Stryper)

Peter Cottontail Finds Some Beaver

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Douche.

Where the Sidewalk Ends... There's A Crack Whore Who'll Blow You For A Fix.

Hung Like My Little Pony

Let's Stuff Strawberry's Shortcake

Fuck it, I'm out. 

[Zydar]

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Green Eggs and Bukkake

[King Postwhore]

Saggy, Baggy Tits

The Very Horny Caterpillar

Are You My Mother? (No need to change he title of this book )

The Real Mother Goose (Please Stand Up)

Find Waldo's Dick

The Secrets of The Bunny Ranch

[TempusVox]

How to Make a Plastic Bag Helmet

50 Fun Things to Do with Broken Glass

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Doug Was So Bad His Mommy Stopped Loving Him

Mommy and Daddy Have A New Baby To Love Now (Preparing Your Child For Your Newborn)

Yes, It's Bad To Be Different

The Kitty Loves the Microwave

The Fun Things Up On The Roof

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Why Daddy Will Die If He Cant Touch Your Special Place

Some Puppies Can Fly

[gmillerdrake]

Hide the Snake when Mommy's Away

Nancy Drew takes on The Hardy Boys

The Cat Between Mommy's Legs

[TempusVox]

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

[masterthes]

Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

[gmillerdrake]

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that

[gmillerdrake]

Fun With Poo

Goodnight Homeless Drunk Hobo

Charlotte's Web of Lies

There's A Monster Under Your Bed

that's friggin funny

[TempusVox]

How To Meet Adults Online...by The Staff at 5/8.

Too soon?

I've got to know the back story on that

No back story... just being a wise ass. 

[lonestar]

 

[CodyWanKenobi]

One Fish, Two Fish, The Red Fish Blew The Blue Fish