Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 165753 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #840 on:** July 02, 2013, 07:57:16 AM »

Whiskey, when you want to win or just not give a

. Thanks Mr. Star of Lone.

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

**EDIT**

Change of Scene....

Re-Name Movie Titles. Example...'Brokeback Mountain' could be 'Saddle Bags and Sausage, the tale of two guys..some whiskey and a tent'

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #841 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:26:05 AM »

Should I change the 'scene'? Does it suck?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #842 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:06:24 AM »

Not knowing enough about US politics, I got nuthin

King Postwhore · « **Reply #843 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:10:33 AM »

Throw Mama And Snakes From A Plane

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #844 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:25:14 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 03, 2013, 11:06:24 AM

Not knowing enough about US politics, I got nuthin

I did change that idea. Re read the new scene Chad. Maybe that'll get you firing some posts

jingle.boy · « **Reply #845 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:35:45 AM »

Gotchya...

Non-Lethal Weapon, starring Usher and (in his acting debut), Justin Bieber.

Pulp-free Fiction... with all the really nasty parts filtered out.

The Touchables... follow Kevin Costner hunt down Al Copone - gangster, or pedophile?

Hot Air Balloons, Subways and Trucks ... they definitely don't make it home for Thanksgiving

Team Canada: World Police ... we'll just make you like us more. Canada! Sure, why not.

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #846 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:01:53 PM »

Forest gump: herp derp, shrimp, herp derp, vietnam, herp derp, ping pong

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #847 on:** July 03, 2013, 02:16:11 PM »

Black Guy Gets A Boner (The Dark Knight Rises)

masterthes · « **Reply #848 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:37:07 PM »

The Green Mile of Death

Sleepy Movie (Hollow)

The Fairy Godmother

King Postwhore · « **Reply #849 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:45:38 PM »

Porn Wars I : The Phantom Penis
Porn Wars II : Attack Of The Dongs
Porn Wars III : Revenge Of The Clitoris

jingle.boy · « **Reply #850 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »

The Fantastic Four Actors Who Should Never Have Been Casted Together

Morgan Freeman Driving Some Rich White Bitch All Over Da Place

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #851 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:47:58 PM »

I think people are misunderstanding the theme...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #852 on:** July 03, 2013, 04:51:53 PM »

Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 03, 2013, 03:47:58 PM

I think people are misunderstanding the theme...

The theme was pretty vague, I think the submissions so far have been funny. Its all good. I'm gonna give it a few more hours but I have a favorite...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #853 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:02:24 PM »

Brutha From Detroit Solves Murder in 90210

Nerdy Dude in Mid-Life Ain't Never Been Laid

King Postwhore · « **Reply #854 on:** July 03, 2013, 08:03:29 PM »

A Fish Called Rwanda.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #855 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:00:52 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 03, 2013, 11:35:45 AM

Pulp-free Fiction... with all the really nasty parts filtered out.

The Winna'....I laughed out loud at this one Chad.

LordoftheStrings....your Dark Night Rises reference was a VERY close second....

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #856 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:53:31 PM »

Blast!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #857 on:** July 04, 2013, 05:16:46 AM »

Yippee!!! Updated standings

jingle.boy - 8
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Today's scene:
Pickup lines guaranteed to succeed/fail (your choice)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #858 on:** July 04, 2013, 06:46:06 AM »

Me: So when are you going to take me out?
Girl: When are YOU going to take me out?!
Me: How about Friday night.

(True story that worked for me)

? · « **Reply #859 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:35:50 AM »

"I like Dream Theater"

(guaranteed to fail - sorry, I couldn't resist!

)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #860 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:40:05 AM »

Man: That is such a beautiful dress!!
Woman: Why thank you!
Man: I think it'd look that much better on the floor of my bedroom....

Here's my true story:
I was 19 and in a car in the driveway of my house....sitting there making out with a girl I'd had a crush on for months....she was pretty hot.....EVERY guy I knew had the hots for her. We were sitting there and we'd go hot and heavy for a bit.....then stop and talk.....that continued for a good hour or so. She looked at me at one point and said "It's getting late, what do you want to do?".......I took a moment and then said "Honestly, I think we should get out of this car, go downstairs to my room...get naked and have some fun"

She looked at me and said "Yeah, that sounds like a good plan" Me----->

Needless to say it was a fairly memorable night...

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #861 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:06:48 AM »

Wanna see my third nipple?

(it never gets old...)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #862 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:23:30 AM »

I have a penis, you have a vagina....lets put them to their natural use shall we?

lonestar · « **Reply #863 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:56:05 AM »

Hi, I'm from DTF, wanna reproduce?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #864 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:28:16 AM »

Hi, my name is Nicky Spanjaards.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #865 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:50:20 AM »

Hi. What day of your cycle are you on? Just need to know if I should wrap him up or not.

Lucien · « **Reply #866 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:03:43 AM »

Oh, you won't have to wait for the outcry...

lonestar · « **Reply #867 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:30:40 PM »

I may not be your husband, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

TheAtliator · « **Reply #868 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:43:41 PM »

This actually worked for me once. I was at a party and like 5 girls started crowding around me.

*in obnoxiously overly-excited voice* "DUUUDEE OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT A POLY-RHYTHM IS???" *rants for 15 minutes explaining lowest common multiples and prog rock etc. while girls remained intrigued and interested and dude friends watch in awe*

King Postwhore · « **Reply #869 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:33:44 PM »

Another true pick up line I used.

I was at a sorority party. It was a nut and bolt event. You paid $5 to get in and drink heir beer, They handed out a bolt to the guys. Different sizes and painted differently. So you would go around and talk to the girls and find the matching nut, (You get the pub right?) and try to hook up. Well, I heard a conversation from three girls talking and here how it went as I walked by.

Girl #1 - It's not the size, it's how they use it.

Well that got my attention!

Girl #2 - It's not the wand it's the magic in it.

Now I'm all excited.

Girl #3 - It's not the ocean, it's the motion.

Now all 3 girls bust out laughing and see me giggle. So they have these sly looks on their faces and ask me my name, Not even asking for my bolt. Well I answered as only a man could,

I said, "Hi, my name it Tidal Wave.

Got 3 phone numbers that night.

masterthes · « **Reply #870 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:25:54 PM »

Want to party with me and three Mexicans in a Toyota? One of them is named Dirty Sanchez

Jaffa · « **Reply #871 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:27:28 PM »

I seem to have lost my phone number, so can I have sex with you?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #872 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:30:19 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on July 04, 2013, 01:30:40 PM

I may not be your husband, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

That is Great!!! Well played.

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #873 on:** July 05, 2013, 01:40:49 AM »

Succeed (it has literally worked for me):

"Hey, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman."

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #874 on:** July 05, 2013, 03:59:23 AM »

Is this a gun in my pocket or are you going to have sex with me?

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 165753 times)