Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

[gmillerdrake]

Whiskey, when you want to win or just not give a  . Thanks Mr. Star of Lone.

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


**EDIT**

Change of Scene....

Re-Name Movie Titles. Example...'Brokeback Mountain' could be 'Saddle Bags and Sausage, the tale of two guys..some whiskey and a tent'

[gmillerdrake]

Should I change the 'scene'? Does it suck?

[jingle.boy]

Not knowing enough about US politics, I got nuthin

[King Postwhore]

Throw Mama And Snakes From A Plane

[gmillerdrake]

Not knowing enough about US politics, I got nuthin

I did change that idea. Re read the new scene Chad. Maybe that'll get you firing some posts

[jingle.boy]

Gotchya...

Non-Lethal Weapon, starring Usher and (in his acting debut), Justin Bieber.

Pulp-free Fiction... with all the really nasty parts filtered out.

The Touchables... follow Kevin Costner hunt down Al Copone - gangster, or pedophile?

Hot Air Balloons, Subways and Trucks ... they definitely don't make it home for Thanksgiving

Team Canada: World Police ... we'll just make you like us more.  Canada!  Sure, why not.

[jonnybaxy]

Forest gump: herp derp, shrimp, herp derp, vietnam, herp derp, ping pong

[CodyWanKenobi]

Black Guy Gets A Boner (The Dark Knight Rises)

[masterthes]

The Green Mile of Death

Sleepy Movie (Hollow)

The Fairy Godmother

[King Postwhore]

Porn Wars I : The Phantom Penis
Porn Wars II : Attack Of The Dongs
Porn Wars III : Revenge Of The Clitoris

[jingle.boy]

The Fantastic Four Actors Who Should Never Have Been Casted Together

Morgan Freeman Driving Some Rich White Bitch All Over Da Place

[jonnybaxy]

I think people are misunderstanding the theme...

[gmillerdrake]

I think people are misunderstanding the theme...

The theme was pretty vague, I think the submissions so far have been funny. Its all good. I'm gonna give it a few more hours but I have a favorite...

[jingle.boy]

Brutha From Detroit Solves Murder in 90210

Nerdy Dude in Mid-Life Ain't Never Been Laid

[King Postwhore]

A Fish Called Rwanda.

[gmillerdrake]

Pulp-free Fiction... with all the really nasty parts filtered out.

The Winna'....I laughed out loud at this one Chad.

LordoftheStrings....your Dark Night Rises reference was a VERY close second....

[CodyWanKenobi]

Blast! 

[jingle.boy]

Yippee!!!  Updated standings

jingle.boy - 8
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Today's scene:
Pickup lines guaranteed to succeed/fail (your choice)

[King Postwhore]

Me: So when are you going to take me out?
Girl:  When are YOU going to take me out?!
Me: How about Friday night.


(True story that worked for me)

[?]

"I like Dream Theater"

(guaranteed to fail - sorry, I couldn't resist! )

[gmillerdrake]

Man: That is such a beautiful dress!!
Woman: Why thank you!
Man: I think it'd look that much better on the floor of my bedroom....


Here's my true story:
  I was 19 and in a car in the driveway of my house....sitting there making out with a girl I'd had a crush on for months....she was pretty hot.....EVERY guy I knew had the hots for her. We were sitting there and we'd go hot and heavy for a bit.....then stop and talk.....that continued for a good hour or so. She looked at me at one point and said "It's getting late, what do you want to do?".......I took a moment and then said "Honestly, I think we should get out of this car, go downstairs to my room...get naked and have some fun" 
  She looked at me and said "Yeah, that sounds like a good plan"    Me----->
Needless to say it was a fairly memorable night...

[JayOctavarium]

Wanna see my third nipple?


(it never gets old...)

[gmillerdrake]

I have a penis, you have a vagina....lets put them to their natural use shall we?

[lonestar]

Hi, I'm from DTF, wanna reproduce?

[King Postwhore]

Hi, my name is Nicky Spanjaards.

[gmillerdrake]

Hi. What day of your cycle are you on? Just need to know if I should wrap him up or not.

[Lucien]

Oh, you won't have to wait for the outcry...

[lonestar]

I may not be your husband, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

[TheAtliator]

This actually worked for me once. I was at a party and like 5 girls started crowding around me.

*in obnoxiously overly-excited voice* "DUUUDEE OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT A POLY-RHYTHM IS???" *rants for 15 minutes explaining lowest common multiples and prog rock etc. while girls remained intrigued and interested and dude friends watch in awe*

[King Postwhore]

Another true pick up line I used.

I was at a sorority party.  It was a nut and bolt event.  You paid $5 to get in and drink heir beer,  They handed out a bolt to the guys.  Different sizes and painted differently.  So you would go around and talk to the girls and find the matching nut, (You get the pub right?) and try to hook up.  Well, I heard a conversation from three girls talking and here how it went as I walked by.

Girl #1  - It's not the size, it's how they use it.

Well that got my attention!

Girl #2 - It's not the wand it's the magic in it.

Now I'm all excited.

Girl #3 - It's not the ocean, it's the motion.

Now all 3 girls bust out laughing and see me giggle.  So they have these sly looks on their faces and ask me my name,  Not even asking for my bolt.  Well I answered as only a man could,

I said, "Hi, my name it Tidal Wave.

Got 3 phone numbers that night.

[masterthes]

Want to party with me and three Mexicans in a Toyota? One of them is named Dirty Sanchez

[Jaffa]

I seem to have lost my phone number, so can I have sex with you?

[gmillerdrake]

I may not be your husband, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

That is Great!!! Well played.

[CodyWanKenobi]

Succeed (it has literally worked for me):


"Hey, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman."

[jonnybaxy]

Is this a gun in my pocket or are you going to have sex with me?