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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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jingle.boy

Quote from: Podaar on June 12, 2013, 07:56:44 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 12, 2013, 07:45:11 AM
I think I'm most disturbed that you recognized her instantly!

I'm not sure how to feel about you knowing that I was correct--almost instantly. But, I'm feeling a little stirring...you know...down there. *nods suggestively*

I was only assuming you knew you were correct.  As for that stirring...

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

 :omg: You look just like George Costanza

lonestar

#737
Edit, my bad...

CodyWanKenobi

Yeah!

Stack Rankings
jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
TheLordOfTheStrings- 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


Bad times to break into song...

GO!
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

lonestar

"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

jingle.boy

Quote from: lonestar on June 12, 2013, 10:48:28 AM
"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ya ever do time doc?   :biggrin:

TSA Official:  Sir, I'm just going to reach under your belt.
Me:  Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, now touch me babe!


Mr. Johnson, I understand you've prepared your own vows?
Too all the girls I've loved before....


Oh yeah honey, right there!  Don't stop.
Oooooh-oooh that smell!  Can't you smell that smell???   :(
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Standing at the urinal in the stadium toilet. "OOOOOOOOoooooh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

King Postwhore

When a police officer asked for your license and reregistration.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Break into 'You Down with O.P.P' while shagging your neighbors wife....


TempusVox

At a Red Cross Flood Shelter..."If it keeps on rainin', the levee's gonna break..."


CodyWanKenobi

Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2013, 04:57:26 PM
Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

gmillerdrake

Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 14, 2013, 02:04:00 AM
Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2013, 04:57:26 PM
Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!

Sweet... :metal  I was beginning to think I'd never get on the board....


Stack Rankings

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
TheLordOfTheStrings- 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


        Akward or Unusual Sex Education Advice to give to your kids as they mature into adoloesence....

      :loser: .. Engage




Podaar

#747
"Stay off the Interstate."

"Your pecker is too small Son. If your ever going to please someone you're going to need to use your tongue effectively. Here, I'll show you."

"You only need to wear a rubber when it rains."

"A cork is just as effective!"

"You can practice on the pig." Which is usually followed by: "Hang on Son! She's headed for the rhubarb!"

jingle.boy

If you're gonna use apple pie, wait until it's cooled down a little.

Sweetheart, one day you'll find a lack of gag reflex will be a wonderful tool to get what you want.

Always remember son ... TWO in the pink; ONE in the stink.

Smell's like fish; tastes like chicken.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

BlobVanDam

And remember, use the chloroform THEN pull down your pants. If you do it the other way around, you're getting 15 years.


Never ask for proof of age. It's called plausible deniability.


If it turns out she is pre-op, just pay her and leave quietly without making a scene.


King Postwhore

Remember son when climaxing write your name in Old English Text on her flat stomach.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

CodyWanKenobi

"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

jingle.boy

Music on your first time?  Sure sweetie, nothing wrong with that.
Which song?  Doesn't really matter.
No, not that one... at least, not unless his name actually is "Jesse".
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TheSilentHam

You say his name is Zydar?  I'm sorry, there is nothing I can say to prepare you.

gmillerdrake

Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 14, 2013, 10:27:42 AM
"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"

Every entry was funny....but this sounds more like some sort of perverted fortune cookie....this is the Winner!!!!

CodyWanKenobi


Stack Rankings

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
TheLordOfTheStrings - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Rejected Kiss persona ideas.. (I.E. The Demon, The Fox, The Alien, The Rockstar, etc)
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

masterthes


King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

masterthes


gmillerdrake


BlobVanDam

The Ratt


The Monkey


The Beatle


The Drummer


The Black Guy

gmillerdrake


lonestar


CodyWanKenobi

Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 16, 2013, 08:54:54 PM
The Black Guy
Bahahahaha! This is hilarious! I can just picture the drummer up there with just a black painted face.  :rollin :rollin

You win.
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

TempusVox


jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Sir GuitarCozmo

I just missed it.  My submission would've been "The Jew".

Quote from: TempusVox on June 17, 2013, 05:39:33 PMThe musician.  :\
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 17, 2013, 06:42:11 PMThe Talent   :yeahright

This was a good Kiss album:


BlobVanDam

Thanks, TheLordOfTheStrings!

Updated standings-

jingle.boy - 7
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
TheLordOfTheStrings - 4
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
gmillerdrake - 1
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


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