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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #770 on: October 09, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #771 on: October 10, 2010, 12:28:43 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #772 on: October 10, 2010, 02:27:42 AM »
I am apparently not drunk according to my faulty breathalyzer but I feel grrreat. Unfortunately the bar's beer selection SUCKED.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #773 on: October 10, 2010, 08:17:26 AM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #774 on: October 10, 2010, 08:29:40 AM »
Well... Fuck.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #775 on: October 17, 2010, 12:11:57 AM »
ello people.

wherres Silver TEars?
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Re: Mmm, rum and coke...
« Reply #776 on: October 17, 2010, 11:43:01 PM »
My day started with having the best breakfast in America. Then I got drunk, saw Jackass 3D, and am continuing drinking now.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #777 on: October 17, 2010, 11:50:35 PM »
I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.
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Re: I could go for a fucking drink right now...
« Reply #778 on: October 18, 2010, 12:40:55 AM »
I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.

True story, last weekend my neighborhood bar ran out of rum during their grand reopening party.

They also ran out of vodka, gin and Miller Lite.

I may have played a part in this.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #779 on: October 18, 2010, 12:53:34 AM »
I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #780 on: October 18, 2010, 12:55:21 AM »
As you should be.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #781 on: October 18, 2010, 06:28:51 PM »
I had a lot of homework to do, so the natural thing to do seemed to be to get drunk and play Super Mario 64. I'm satisfied with my choice.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #782 on: October 19, 2010, 04:15:20 PM »
Yep. I'm runl. Apparently brits really love biying drinks for other people too.
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Re: I could go for a fucking drink right now...
« Reply #783 on: October 20, 2010, 01:25:55 PM »
I love Captain and Coke, and while I will drink other rums and coke you best expect I'll be at least a tad bit pissy if I can't have my captain.

True story, last weekend my neighborhood bar ran out of rum during their grand reopening party.

They also ran out of vodka, gin and Miller Lite.

I may have played a part in this.

I don't doubt that.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #784 on: October 21, 2010, 03:21:01 AM »
today was my last day bwfore exams so i have like one weeks of study wich is cool becvause ill probably just no do anytingg
 sakso i ju hs had a borle of belgiaaaaaaam ale so im slfiiiiiii tgyps y yeaghgggggggggg  :) :rollin
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #785 on: October 21, 2010, 06:31:46 PM »
I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #786 on: October 21, 2010, 06:38:54 PM »
I am jealous.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #787 on: October 21, 2010, 06:41:21 PM »
I don't even listen to The Agonist and I'm jealous. She's sexy.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #788 on: October 21, 2010, 07:28:59 PM »
I don't even listen to The Agonist and I'm jealous. She's sexy.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #789 on: October 21, 2010, 08:18:01 PM »
I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll



She's really pretty except for the weird stuff on her face.  :-\   I actually think your closed eye makes the picture better.  :tup

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #790 on: October 22, 2010, 12:49:06 AM »
the chick from the agonst is pretty cute homes is all i'm sayin homes
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #791 on: October 22, 2010, 12:49:47 AM »
HEY



i'm drunk shittless


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #792 on: October 22, 2010, 01:05:07 AM »
I can't stand the Agonist.  I checked out their debut album, and was not impressed.  I think they're on album number 2 but I haven't bothered to check it out.

I saw them open for Sonata Arctica several years back.  A guy from the crowd actually yelled, "Take off your top!"  It was super awkward, since it was my first concert, and I was with some Christian friends.  Alyssa got pissed and was like "You want to ******* come up here and do this?

But I'll agree, she's one of the hottest metal chicks I can think of.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #793 on: October 22, 2010, 02:04:22 AM »
Whaddup gents, posting drunk!!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #794 on: October 22, 2010, 05:55:30 AM »
Whaddup gents, posting drunk!!!!
No one ever responds to my drunk posts either. :sadpanda:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #795 on: October 22, 2010, 02:55:46 PM »
I'm certainly not as drunk as I have been in the past, but at the level of drunkness where I want to show off that I MET FUCKIN ALYSSA WHITE GLUZ from The Agonist tonight, goddamn she;s hot, but I manage4d to screw up the photo by closing 1 eye for some reason. The band kicked ass though, rock'n'roll



You either look like you just got poked in the eye, or like you can't help suppress a cocky wink to the person taking the photo. :p

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #796 on: October 22, 2010, 04:45:22 PM »
You either look like you just got poked in the eye, or like you can't help suppress a cocky wink to the person taking the photo. :p

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #797 on: October 22, 2010, 06:39:56 PM »
Oops, I think I belong in here tonight. Not drunk drunk but I'm definitely buzzed after Husband and I shared some extremely good Norwegian beers tonight. One was the one who won the brewing contest for non-commercial norwegian brewers last year. Om nom.


Wait, I can't be that buzzed if I managed to write "one was the one who won" correctly. Woot!


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #798 on: October 22, 2010, 08:24:39 PM »
my Heinekens were better than your Norweigens


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #799 on: October 30, 2010, 12:27:00 AM »
BLEW A .14

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #800 on: October 30, 2010, 11:19:07 PM »
In b4 end of Holloween parties.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #801 on: October 31, 2010, 12:24:43 AM »
Whgadddup! Myt bysddy rold mne to post here! im normaallu hqp lolol. nottt tonightr bc itas fuckkibngg hallloweeeen!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #802 on: October 31, 2010, 12:27:25 AM »
I'll translate that last one to the best of my abilities...
"What's up? My buddy zxlkho told me to post here. I'm normally <insert any DTF meme/insult here> lol! Not tonight because it's Halloween!"

Apparently my friend had a good night at JMU. :tup
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #803 on: October 31, 2010, 07:00:56 AM »
Christ I'm hungover. Had a big night at a halloween party last night. I currently feel very ill, headachey and have slightly green skin
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #804 on: October 31, 2010, 07:15:51 PM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.

How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
I do. NSCAD. You?

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