The official DTF "drunk" thread

[TimmyHiggy]

Feeling less than ok now. Stomach gurgling, head feels like it has been pumped full of sludge, sweat glands deciding to go overtime. Still, finishing my last exam and therefore my degree is a great feeling!

[Nick]

Nic, is so fuckign aseawsted, what eota good night

[Nick]

Nobeidy is aroeund tonight, you guys eneed to ksnay up latyer for me.

[bout to crash]

sup

[TimmyHiggy]

reporting in a bit late. Had a massive night last night, walked back in daylight at about half 5. Today is a complete write off...

[Nick]

Awesome night was awesome.

[setrataeso]

Missed out on DTF last night.
Shame though...I would have written some funny shit.

[TioJorge]

I am drunk. Here, I belong.


What's odd is that I still type quite quickly and one certainly couldn't tell I'm drunk by reading my posts lest you know me personally. Which is no one on these boards. Something that makes me feel isolated considering this is such a tight nit community. Either way. Drunk is what I am. Good is how I feel. Fuggin'a.

[black_biff_stadler]

I am drunk. Here, I belong.


What's odd is that I still type quite quickly and one certainly couldn't tell I'm drunk by reading my posts lest you know me personally. Which is no one on these boards. Something that makes me feel isolated considering this is such a tight nit community. Either way. Drunk is what I am. Good is how I feel. Fuggin'a.

I love yoo joorj. I'm drinkin Highland's Oatmeal Porter and lovin it!

[TimmyHiggy]

[black_biff_stadler]

What happened to McLovin's glasses?

[TioJorge]

Hai. Hai-desu.


Four margaritas and a glass of Captain will do that to ya.

Day later ed: I don't even remember posting this but you fuckers left me allllll alone in this poor, decrepit thread. Wtdeuce? I knew I was alone.

[TioJorge]

You people need to get drunk and post here more. I'm pretty drunk. A glass of wine. Three shots of Patron. Two shots of Captain. And now I'm drinking a nice refreshing glass of Stella. Mmm.

I'm so god damn lonely. I'm gonna commit cyber suicide. Fuckin' cockleshpiel. Or maybe I get drunk and post here too much. I'm not sure, nor do I care. I just wish I had a buddy somewhere on this cyber planet.

[ogrejedi]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
LONELY IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOORD

[TioJorge]

Now I'm even more lonely...











I'm getting off this internet thing. It's stupid.

[Nic35]

lol a little drunk while playting pool though theres a hot chkick with hot boobs next to my table lol she said to me : hay your ball went far when i shoted it oput of the table lol

[Portrucci]

lol a little drunk while playting pool though theres a hot chkick with hot boobs next to my table lol she said to me : hay your ball went far when i shoted it oput of the table lol

 

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Whiskey and speed.

[Nick]

Went camping this weekend, and I ended up smashed both nights. Friday was normal drinks, but Saturday saw the addition of tequela rose and the 2nd annual vodkamellon... yum.

[TimmyHiggy]

just played ring of fire with girls next door. Drank a large amount of rum (>500ml) so right now blasted is  good description of how i feel

[black_biff_stadler]

Whiskey and speed.

Post+augmented subject line being the same damn thing=me giggling like A Japanese school goil

[Portrucci]

in a dark room listening to dark ambient im my dressing gown drinkign whiskey and energy drink discussing hte maeeaning of life with friends and i have an exam early tromoorw. theere is no plaace id rather be,

[Global Laziness]

in a dark room listening to dark ambient im my dressing gown drinkign whiskey and energy drink discussing hte maeeaning of life with friends and i have an exam early tromoorw. theere is no plaace id rather be,

And that is how you live life.

[robwebster]

MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER

I'm VERY drunk. Far too drunk for what was a fairly uneventful night out. I'm full of pent-up energy, with no real way to exhaust it. I went home 'cause I thought I was tired. Maybe I was just at a bit of a loose end. My eyelids are a bit heavy, but the rest of me is bursting at the seams with things to do and thoughts to express.

[TimmyHiggy]

MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER

I'm VERY drunk. Far too drunk for what was a fairly uneventful night out. I'm full of pent-up energy, with no real way to exhaust it. I went home 'cause I thought I was tired. Maybe I was just at a bit of a loose end. My eyelids are a bit heavy, but the rest of me is bursting at the seams with things to do and thoughts to express.

Do you do what I do, and keep on retyping your mistakes, or are you just a very good drunk typist?

[robwebster]

Really good typist! Ridiculously good typist, not to toot my own horn or nuffink. It's a very minor and specific talent. And comes from inhaling far more booze than I'd ever feel happy bragging about.

[pogoowner]

I just got back from Slovenefest (there's a Slovenian camp of sorts near where I live, and they have this event every year), and I've certainly had plenty to drink. The downside is that I saw far too many people from my high school class that I didn't really care to see.

[Nic35]

lol i went to see santana tonight and i was drunk and i danced all nitght lol that was coolé.

[Global Laziness]

He's in Ottawa tomorrow I think...wish I could be at the show. Got drunk and saw The Cat Empire in concert tonight, though (yeah, I've never heard of them either).

[ZBomber]

lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS



HIIIIIIIII HOW are you

[Global Laziness]

lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS



HIIIIIIIII HOW are you

Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?

[ZBomber]

lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS



HIIIIIIIII HOW are you

Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?

Haha I dunno, it just seemed like a good night for it. Although it was raining outside and it wasn't that nice, so maybe I was wrong.

BUT NOW I'M HUNGRY, Except food doesn't taste good right now... atleast not what I got. Sad face.

[Global Laziness]

lol I am some other kind of intoxication but I will hang out with you DRUNKS



HIIIIIIIII HOW are you

Not too bad, buddy! Why the "other type" on a Tuesday night?

Haha I dunno, it just seemed like a good night for it. Although it was raining outside and it wasn't that nice, so maybe I was wrong.

BUT NOW I'M HUNGRY, Except food doesn't taste good right now... atleast not what I got. Sad face.

Go to Quickie...they have these surprisingly good and filling Philly Cheesesteaks you can buy for a decent price. Either that or:

[antigoon]

Listen to "Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love" by Coldplay. That shit made me cry last time I was in your state

[ZBomber]

I was actually thinking of listening to the new Eminem album? I have never heard a whole album by him, and I kind of want my first listen to it to be.... in this state. But there are people sleeping in my house, so I wouldnt be able to blast it.



FUCK DUDE I WANT QUICKIES!! That must be a canadian thing though, I dont think we have those here