The official DTF "drunk" thread

[bout to crash]

You know you had too much to drink when you're walking homw and you get the urge to

1. take a nap on the grass next to a statue
2. swm in the fontain
3. bum a cigarette off of somebody, anybody, even though you can't breathe for shit in this altitud today
3. take the yellow ribbon off the pole and tie it on one of your dining room chairs (okay, this one I actually did)


oh, and when you can't fucking type

I watched Pontypool, Anvil! (I  Canada) and enjoyed a large quantity of a fine 10% ABV beverage made by Odell Brewing

Now I need a snack.

But first I will laugh at this because I accidentally opened page 1 of the thread first:

Yes, I have drank with DTF members quite a few times!

Anyway, today my stomach is angry with me for eating a whole 12 inch sub and drinking two beers yesterday. Ughhh.

doesnt that get awkward?  Just meeting with all the people you talk to online, like, "i had no idea you looked like that!"
*awkward*
lol

oh god I hear sirens

[Sigz]

Well this turned out to be an intersting night 

[Portrucci]

hey guys I've had a few beers. feeling good 

[Global Laziness]

@About2Crash, what did you think of Pontypool? I saw it for the first time last weekend and could only muster a 

[bout to crash]

This was actually the second time I saw it and I love it (see movie thread)!

[lonestar]

Drunkbump, anyone with me?

[lonestar]

Fuckin' time zones.  I hate being on the west coast.  All you pansies fall asleep too early.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work. 

[lonestar]

Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work. 

Tis only because of your latest string of avatars that I forgive you(plus they made me believe in Vlasto Day, so thank you )

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

[bout to crash]

Lost my buzz but sleep deprivation makes it hard to tell the difference.

[Sigz]

Oh hair ther

[lonestar]

Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

My friend, we need to party one day.  As soon as sigz passes out, we can break out the hookers.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I'm so there.

[Sigz]

Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

My friend, we need to party one day.  As soon as sigz passes out, we can break out the hookers.

[MetalManiac666]

[bout to crash]

I'm so there.

And so are your breasts. Dayum.

[robwebster]

I've just come back from my summer ball!

Needless to say, I'm pretty damn drunk. 

[Global Laziness]

I've just come back from my summer ball!

But it's still spring...

[robwebster]

It rains in the real summer.

What I should really have said is "I've just squeezed myself into a suit, imbibed until I couldn't feel feelings any more, and then angered some carnival people, in celebration of the academic year being over."

[Global Laziness]

Hahaha hooray!

[lonestar]

I know it's Sunday, but c'mon, who is with me. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I decree that the next drnk thread shall be v. Cozmo . On the brews-bros forum I'm on they have code for "raise your glass". It is "HOIST". Epic Yuengling lager hoisting going on tonite!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Also, robwebster is awesome. It's like him and LHK are brothers in posting awesomeness.

[robwebster]

Hahahaha. I'm flattered! Thanks! (Also tipsy, meaning that I'm allowed to post in the thread. Hardcore. )

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Tipsy works. What time is it there?? I got 8:37 here.

[robwebster]

1:56AM. Quiet night, so I burst out the cider. Makes things interesting!

[bout to crash]

Sup guys. I was ready to have a snack and go to bed when I looked out the window and saw SPRINKLERS! It's been pretty hot today and I was warm from briskly walking home from the train so I decided to go out there and party with the water in my Grumpy Bear nightshirt... I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS"), leave my flip-flops in the grass, walk barefoot to my mailbox down the street, and head back home, only to see an epicly huge sprinkler turn on and run back around and bathe in it before reclaiming my soaking flip-flops and coming home for my snack.

[Sigz]

 

[MetalManiac666]

 

You are an amazing person.

[bout to crash]

I know, I know 

I wasn't drunk enough to forget last night but I didn't remember everything this morning and  loled at this part when I reread it:

I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS")

[Sigz]

DRUNK ON TEH INTERNETS

[bout to crash]

 

DTF: Where it's always okay to drink and post.

[TimmyHiggy]

Feeling relatively ok considering that I started drinking @ half 4 this evening (it is now 2AM). Just had my last exam for the forseeable future and it went fucking great so I had lotsa reasons to celebrate! The exam was "relativistic cosmology" so i guess the start of my post it technically a pun and i'm not ashamed to admit that it was entirely intended.
Off to have a well earned fap to some of the finest offerings the internet has for me. BYE

[axeman90210]

*salutes* Godspeed Timmy, Godspeed