The official DTF "drunk" thread

[TioJorge]

I've just discovered something incredible queer called a 'manmosa'. I'm using Real Ale's The Devil's Backbone for it and some homemade fresh-titty-squeezed orange juice. It's incredible. I'm feeling incredible. Incredible. That man. He is not credible. I also have some Maximus left over but I'm not too sure how an IPA would go with OJ. We shall find out. Tune in after a word from our fuckers.

[Onno]

HEY MAN I'M GONNA FUCK THIS SHIT UP

[TioJorge]

PU-PU-PUSH IT REAAAAL GOOD!!!

Mmmmm manmosas are awesome. Woot wooooot I'm off tomorrow so it's gonna be flowing like the rivers of babylonasdpfoviuashbgn;lajskngaos;ifdlakgj

GONNA BE GETTIN' DEM RAIDS ALL NIGHT. ALL NIGHT RAIDS ALL NIGHT ALL NIGHT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET.

[jammindude]

"Be the ball, Danny..."

[sueño]

Two vodka tonics, cool evening, rain on the leaves, on my own.   

*sigh*  I think I should go to bed.


yeah...

[TioJorge]

Sueno, Sueno.

I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.

[sueño]

Sueno, Sueno.

I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.

heh, be careful with that...   

[Kotowboy]

I should start a " DTF Straightedge " Thread.

Did I already do that ?

[TioJorge]

It would be buttfucked.

[ReaperKK]

Pretty buzzed now, time for a bump methinks

[sueño]

Rum & coke.  That is all.

[bout to crash]

I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival

[lonestar]

I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival

[King Postwhore]

I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival

AWESOME!!  My brother and I are brewing around a fire pit tonight and tomorrow I'm going to the Pats/Saints game.  Drunks will be flowin' all weekend.

[bout to crash]

Oh hey guys. A girl gave me her number after I fucking rocked Tool at karaoke 

[Elite]

You know you're doing something wrong with your life when you've been drunk almost every night in the past week (the exceptions being last Thursday and Sunday). Crap.

[bout to crash]

Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.

In other news, my tummy is paying HARD for yesterday's Fresh Hop Festival.

[TioJorge]

Definitely drinking more than usual. And smoking more. But Winter always bring out the pothead in me. Love it.

That said, I am sufficiently good-feeling at this moment in time.

[LCArenas]

Once she was wonderful -

Once she was fine

Once she was bautiful .

Once she was mine

Now change has come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore

Changes



Changes



Changes




Changes...................





VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[TioJorge]

SUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsama

[Scorpion]

Once she was wonderful -

Once she was fine

Once she was bautiful .

Once she was mine

Now change has come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore

Changes



Changes



Changes




Changes...................





VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

On a related note, never mix vodka and 7-Up.

[Elite]

Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.

I'm a university student. We drink way too much, I guess.

[Dark Castle]

momwatched The Mymmy with me tonight, now I'm getting drukn and watching THemMyummy Returns.
I might go lay in bed and jam to music in awhile though, I've got some tunes stucki in myy head at the moment.

also, i'm goetting my nose pierced, bullring deal, decided this well before i goete drunk , no worries.

[Dark Castle]

HIya, I'm realely adurnk tonight. I feli like weatching all the thorror movies and listening t omjsic all at the sae time.e

[TioJorge]

Feeling good. Not quite drunk but I'm blazed so it equals out...kinda... but now... I'm a bit sleepeh. I shall fall asleep to the new AFI, which is awesomely awesome.

[Onno]

Whenever I feel the urge to post in this thread, I'm still (mostly) not entirely drunk, but maybe close. Tonight's the same. I just want to say the following:

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[Scorpion]

I agree completely.

[Onno]

I agree completely.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I heart you, bourbon.

[Onno]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

NECRO POST YOLO SWAG

[sneakyblueberry]

got 'drunk' and watched 'the man with the worlds largest testicle' last night.  soooooo gahdmn funny 10/10 A+++ would trade again

[Dark Castle]

1 more hour and the drunken state I'm in is legal.
Dawn of a new era
EDIT: RAWR I am of age you sluts. you're not sluts, that was rude of myselfs. I apologieeze

[TioJorge]

Oh we are definitely sluts. Don't hold that sexy tongue of yours.

I am quite inebriated. Not too much, but just so.

It's been a very long day, an even longer week, an an eternity of a month. I've been clean of any and all drugs that I have been a slave to for precisely one month. Ironically, despite being born to a fucking cunt of an alcoholic, alcohol has never been my vice. Thusly, I celebrate in the hope that I can continue to stay clean by, again, ironically celebrating by getting a bit drunk. I've got a few wines that are from the 90's (97 and 99 specifically) and a couple others that are merely great wines from the 200's (two from 2010 and two from 2009 and 20012). Two whites, two reds, two roses...

I fuckin' deserve it.. I've open the two newest ones and I am feeling quite good. Yay! Life is...well...it's alright. But right now it's good. Verily.

P.S. Fuck women in their dirty, skanky assholes.

[Dark Castle]

Well, I flashed my dildo across the screen and my friend saw, but I'm pretty sure I told him I had ordered one and some other dstuf.



Guys, I'm pretty out there, I got Beheomth's new album on vinyl(pretty difficult to do and expensive) I'm so glad about this month's socschedule which is pretty much all afternoon classes, so I can getr as drunk as I want any night with no consequences, like tomorrow, I have class from 9 to 1 am, and I'm drunk as shit sigh t now as is probably obious. fuck yeah to being 21 and being able t ochoose when i  get drum as hsit.

[jingle.boy]

I don't ppo un here to  much, but I think the protocol is not the correnct eny typincg, rught?

So, tow Jakc/Ginger's at dinner, an Irich coffee, , coupole more jack/gingers and a couple rusty nail's later, and here i am, incapable of typing worht shit.

The joys of bing in Vegas on "business".

P.S.  I cheated, and did correct somf ofy my tyuping..  lol