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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2275 on: September 09, 2013, 06:11:37 PM »
I've just discovered something incredible queer called a 'manmosa'. I'm using Real Ale's The Devil's Backbone for it and some homemade fresh-titty-squeezed orange juice. It's incredible. I'm feeling incredible. Incredible. That man. He is not credible. I also have some Maximus left over but I'm not too sure how an IPA would go with OJ. We shall find out. Tune in after a word from our fuckers.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2276 on: September 10, 2013, 04:23:26 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2277 on: September 10, 2013, 09:08:56 PM »
PU-PU-PUSH IT REAAAAL GOOD!!!

Mmmmm manmosas are awesome. Woot wooooot I'm off tomorrow so it's gonna be flowing like the rivers of babylonasdpfoviuashbgn;lajskngaos;ifdlakgj

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2278 on: September 26, 2013, 12:24:10 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2279 on: September 27, 2013, 10:20:20 PM »
Two vodka tonics, cool evening, rain on the leaves, on my own.   :(

*sigh*  I think I should go to bed.


yeah...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2280 on: September 28, 2013, 12:29:18 AM »
Sueno, Sueno.

I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2281 on: September 28, 2013, 09:29:47 AM »
Sueno, Sueno.

I'm pretty toasty myself. In more ways than one. Because FUCK. EVERYTHING.

heh, be careful with that...   ;) :hat
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2282 on: September 28, 2013, 07:01:11 PM »
I should start a " DTF Straightedge " Thread.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2283 on: September 29, 2013, 02:22:59 AM »
It would be buttfucked.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2284 on: October 04, 2013, 09:44:27 PM »
Pretty buzzed now, time for a bump methinks

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2285 on: October 11, 2013, 11:58:49 PM »
Rum & coke.  That is all.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2286 on: October 12, 2013, 01:08:23 AM »
I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2287 on: October 12, 2013, 02:24:04 AM »
I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2288 on: October 12, 2013, 04:13:10 AM »
I'm just here to pre-post since I probably will be too drunk to do so tomorrow after the Great American Beer Festival :caffeine:

AWESOME!!  My brother and I are brewing around a fire pit tonight and tomorrow I'm going to the Pats/Saints game.  Drunks will be flowin' all weekend.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2289 on: October 16, 2013, 03:18:20 AM »
Oh hey guys. A girl gave me her number after I fucking rocked Tool at karaoke  :hat
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2290 on: October 16, 2013, 06:11:49 AM »
You know you're doing something wrong with your life when you've been drunk almost every night in the past week (the exceptions being last Thursday and Sunday). Crap.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2291 on: October 20, 2013, 08:28:17 PM »
Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.

In other news, my tummy is paying HARD for yesterday's Fresh Hop Festival.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2292 on: October 20, 2013, 08:51:45 PM »
Definitely drinking more than usual. And smoking more. But Winter always bring out the pothead in me. Love it.

That said, I am sufficiently good-feeling at this moment in time.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2293 on: October 22, 2013, 06:34:44 PM »
Once she was wonderful -

Once she was fine

Once she was bautiful .

Once she was mine

Now change has come over her body
 she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore

Changes



Changes



Changes





Changes...................





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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2294 on: October 22, 2013, 06:57:34 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2295 on: October 22, 2013, 06:57:48 PM »
Once she was wonderful -

Once she was fine

Once she was bautiful .

Once she was mine

Now change has come over her body
 she doesnt see me anymore...
Now changes come over her body
she doesnt see me anymore

Changes



Changes



Changes





Changes...................





VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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On a related note, never mix vodka and 7-Up.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2296 on: October 23, 2013, 06:16:07 PM »
Well, is that most weeks or just this one? I've had weeks here and there when I drink way more than usual.

I'm a university student. We drink way too much, I guess.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2297 on: October 26, 2013, 12:28:03 AM »
momwatched The Mymmy with me tonight, now I'm getting drukn and watching THemMyummy Returns.
I might go lay in bed and jam to music in awhile though, I've got some tunes stucki in myy head at the moment.

also, i'm goetting my nose pierced, bullring deal, decided this well before i goete drunk , no worries.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2298 on: October 26, 2013, 11:46:46 PM »
HIya, I'm realely adurnk tonight. I feli like weatching all the thorror movies and listening t omjsic all at the sae time.e

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2299 on: October 27, 2013, 12:44:32 AM »
Feeling good. Not quite drunk but I'm blazed so it equals out...kinda... but now... I'm a bit sleepeh. I shall fall asleep to the new AFI, which is awesomely awesome.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2300 on: November 03, 2013, 05:44:54 PM »
Whenever I feel the urge to post in this thread, I'm still (mostly) not entirely drunk, but maybe close. Tonight's the same. I just want to say the following:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2301 on: November 04, 2013, 06:38:42 PM »
I agree completely.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2303 on: December 14, 2013, 08:56:04 PM »
I heart you, bourbon.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2304 on: January 23, 2014, 03:25:22 PM »
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2305 on: January 23, 2014, 05:53:18 PM »
got 'drunk' and watched 'the man with the worlds largest testicle' last night.  soooooo gahdmn funny 10/10 A+++ would trade again

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2306 on: January 23, 2014, 08:53:28 PM »
1 more hour and the drunken state I'm in is legal.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2307 on: January 24, 2014, 12:13:13 AM »
Oh we are definitely sluts. Don't hold that sexy tongue of yours.

I am quite inebriated. Not too much, but just so.

It's been a very long day, an even longer week, an an eternity of a month. I've been clean of any and all drugs that I have been a slave to for precisely one month. Ironically, despite being born to a fucking cunt of an alcoholic, alcohol has never been my vice. Thusly, I celebrate in the hope that I can continue to stay clean by, again, ironically celebrating by getting a bit drunk. I've got a few wines that are from the 90's (97 and 99 specifically) and a couple others that are merely great wines from the 200's (two from 2010 and two from 2009 and 20012). Two whites, two reds, two roses...

I fuckin' deserve it.. I've open the two newest ones and I am feeling quite good. Yay! Life is...well...it's alright. But right now it's good. Verily.

P.S. Fuck women in their dirty, skanky assholes.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2308 on: February 06, 2014, 04:02:06 AM »
Well, I flashed my dildo across the screen and my friend saw, but I'm pretty sure I told him I had ordered one and some other dstuf.



Guys, I'm pretty out there, I got Beheomth's new album on vinyl(pretty difficult to do and expensive) I'm so glad about this month's socschedule which is pretty much all afternoon classes, so I can getr as drunk as I want any night with no consequences, like tomorrow, I have class from 9 to 1 am, and I'm drunk as shit sigh t now as is probably obious. fuck yeah to being 21 and being able t ochoose when i  get drum as hsit.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2309 on: February 12, 2014, 02:04:54 AM »
I don't ppo un here to  much, but I think the protocol is not the correnct eny typincg, rught?

So, tow Jakc/Ginger's at dinner, an Irich coffee, , coupole more jack/gingers and a couple rusty nail's later, and here i am, incapable of typing worht shit.

The joys of bing in Vegas on "business".

P.S.  I cheated, and did correct somf ofy my tyuping..  lol
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