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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2170 on: February 06, 2013, 08:18:05 PM »
hi thread, I;m drunk, as the people who have just received PM's will probably confirm. Why the hell am I doighthis? I don't know. =
Goodnight, it's been long enuguh.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2171 on: February 07, 2013, 12:30:58 AM »
I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin

Unlimited hours alone left to my own deviant, boundless imagination? And thank you :heart

I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin

He should write for a living  :lol Seriously Floyd, you have a way with words.

Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too :tup
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2172 on: February 07, 2013, 12:03:53 PM »
Highly probable I will be checking in here tonight. If I can find the thread this time  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2173 on: February 07, 2013, 06:30:58 PM »
This about covers it:


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2174 on: February 07, 2013, 06:42:02 PM »
I'm going grab a beer to join you :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2175 on: February 07, 2013, 08:47:46 PM »
failelite's here again.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2176 on: February 07, 2013, 09:24:05 PM »
My night so far:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2177 on: February 07, 2013, 09:37:00 PM »
Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too :tup

 :tup  :D

oh and to make my contribution to the thread... drinking kettle one tonight and it's quite tasty with a little jalapeno stuffed olive juice  :tup

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2178 on: February 07, 2013, 09:52:01 PM »
Savory drinks ftw :metal I love marys and martinis too.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2179 on: February 07, 2013, 09:55:54 PM »
I'm drinking some blue moon, which I haven't had since high school. Great stuff. I don't drink beer. Ever. So for me to even drink it, let alone enjoy it, says a lot. It also could be that I'm once again immensely stoned. FUCK YOU LUNGS. FUCK. YOU.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2180 on: February 07, 2013, 10:20:31 PM »
I love you, cuz :heart :heart :heart

I'm thoroughly stoked for the Saints' season next year too since we're apparently interviewing Rob Ryan for D-coord which means we have a chance to assemble a D that can't be shitty enough to get in the way of our steamroller offense. 2013 will be the year that the haters realize gumbo, etouffee, and shrimp poboys are all bridesmaids to the dish we serve best, humble pie.

I wish I could be stoned with you too since it's been quite a while for me. Blue Moon is swell too. It was one of the first 25 or so beers I ever tried and it's ever so refreshing. Do you ever pick up on a vague celery seed after taste when you drink it?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2181 on: February 07, 2013, 10:39:34 PM »
I can see that. It might just be that you implanted it with your mind techniques and now my mind is now tricking me into tasting celery. But yeah, it's there. Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.

...okay now i'm drunk. I can feel it. This thread. It is where I belong. But now the sleep has set in. Time for that Pantera song.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2182 on: February 07, 2013, 10:43:46 PM »
Will George surviiiiiiive...




































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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2183 on: February 07, 2013, 10:54:03 PM »
hello thread? yes this is drun.k

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2184 on: February 07, 2013, 10:58:47 PM »
Blue moon is awesome... easily one of my favorite beers.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2185 on: February 08, 2013, 12:40:14 AM »
Hii guys and gals, mwaw, rawr  :heart :heart

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2186 on: February 08, 2013, 12:59:35 AM »
Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.

But... I wanna join in too... :'(

Not currently hitting the sauce, but I might be come end of shift tomorrow. :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2187 on: February 08, 2013, 01:21:50 AM »
Posting in anticipation of Friday and Saturday night.  I'll be playing the one drink/one drink game.  For every drink I am unable to finish, I will have to drink another one.  For every drink I do finish, I will be rewarded with another drink.   :tup

EDIT: Still early, but we'll see where the night takes me.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2188 on: February 10, 2013, 11:56:47 PM »
Why is not one respodniong to my last post!?   :sadpanda:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2189 on: February 15, 2013, 11:00:02 PM »
Just gonna navy seal my way in and out of here.

Never posted in this thread beore.  I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;???

Just listneing to Obsessions, and (unforutnately) it's deprssing the fuck out of me for reasins I don't want to go inot.  Which explaine the copisou amount of rum I've concumed.  Holy fuck my typing is awoful!

I'm really not that hammered, but clearly can't type worth shit.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2190 on: February 16, 2013, 12:20:42 AM »
Welcome ot the party!!!!  Wooooo!!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2191 on: February 20, 2013, 02:28:31 PM »
Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.

Drinking some 21-year Lagavulin that I (okay my pops) picked up whilst visiting a friend in Oxford. I never thought I'd open it on such an occasion but right now I really don't give a fuck about jack, fuck you jack, cheap grasshole.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2192 on: February 20, 2013, 05:23:03 PM »
I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;???

YES YES YES, this is fantastic :lol
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2193 on: February 21, 2013, 07:25:02 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2194 on: February 21, 2013, 08:44:31 PM »
checking in righth no,ew
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2195 on: February 21, 2013, 10:24:34 PM »
Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.

What a bunch of BS...  :facepalm: sorry to hear that man, hope you find a better job asap.

After a long week of work, it's finally the weekend for me (I have fri/sat off) so I just had a few dirty martinis and now I'm onto drinking beers  :rollin. Feelin good now... and I was just given free tickets to see The Who in Atlantic City, NJ tomorrow, so I have a hell of a night ahead of me... gambling, drinking and seeing The Who for the first time in my life.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2197 on: February 24, 2013, 05:55:18 PM »
So... a relapse on vicodin, two bottles of scotch (sine yesterday night, finishing the second one now) and a bag of mushrooms later and I can confirm that I don't care. About anything. Or anyone. Or fuck.

I want a coma.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2198 on: February 25, 2013, 04:27:54 AM »
Okay, so. Here goes.

While I was at work (harmaserverjob), this one college comes in with some leftover....whatchacallit, EVERCLEAR, and he was only 20. Not sure how it got it, but I don't care. So, he leaves three of us his leftovers cause he could barely cover one shot worth in his insignificunt bladder. Anywho, I go to freinds and we watch rerun of the walking dead. (PS: great episode). And I give misxtuire.

1/8 pt. everclear
1/2 pt. UV blue
1.2 pot. red bull

try it sometime. It's JUUUUUUUUUUUUICCYY!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2199 on: February 26, 2013, 04:25:33 PM »
I'm not even drunk but i feel i can post here cause i clicked google maps instead of back in my browser. practicauls @ uni otomorrow 9:00 am yay! gotta go to sleep now i guess

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2200 on: February 28, 2013, 06:47:38 AM »
So yeah, last night I made up a fresh bottle of jalapeno simple syrup for margaritas.  Soooo very yummy.  I can't wait to use it.  Definitely spicier than last time.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2201 on: March 02, 2013, 08:59:19 PM »
Yeungling is pretty damned good  :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2202 on: March 03, 2013, 05:49:26 AM »
First legally drunk night where I'm from, ok bye.... My fuck I'm drunk
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2203 on: March 03, 2013, 12:34:23 PM »
I am so fucking sober right now.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2204 on: March 06, 2013, 06:22:18 PM »
About tow hours ago, I was drunk as fuck. Now i', m kinda back to normal again, but i won't let myself correct my seplling mistakes. fuck this shit. Realllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Nice beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr