The official DTF "drunk" thread

[Elite]

hi thread, I;m drunk, as the people who have just received PM's will probably confirm. Why the hell am I doighthis? I don't know. =
Goodnight, it's been long enuguh.

[black_biff_stadler]

I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?

Unlimited hours alone left to my own deviant, boundless imagination? And thank you

I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?

He should write for a living  Seriously Floyd, you have a way with words.

Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too

[MajorMatt]

Highly probable I will be checking in here tonight. If I can find the thread this time 

[MajorMatt]

This about covers it:

[black_biff_stadler]

I'm going grab a beer to join you

[Elite]

failelite's here again.

[black_biff_stadler]

My night so far:

2x



1x

[Rattlehead]

Thanks a bunch dude. I think you're quite swell too

 

oh and to make my contribution to the thread... drinking kettle one tonight and it's quite tasty with a little jalapeno stuffed olive juice 

[black_biff_stadler]

Savory drinks ftw I love marys and martinis too.

[TioJorge]

I'm drinking some blue moon, which I haven't had since high school. Great stuff. I don't drink beer. Ever. So for me to even drink it, let alone enjoy it, says a lot. It also could be that I'm once again immensely stoned. FUCK YOU LUNGS. FUCK. YOU.

Sing to me black floyd raven, i miss you so fucking much. Little slut.

[black_biff_stadler]

I love you, cuz

I'm thoroughly stoked for the Saints' season next year too since we're apparently interviewing Rob Ryan for D-coord which means we have a chance to assemble a D that can't be shitty enough to get in the way of our steamroller offense. 2013 will be the year that the haters realize gumbo, etouffee, and shrimp poboys are all bridesmaids to the dish we serve best, humble pie.

I wish I could be stoned with you too since it's been quite a while for me. Blue Moon is swell too. It was one of the first 25 or so beers I ever tried and it's ever so refreshing. Do you ever pick up on a vague celery seed after taste when you drink it?

[TioJorge]

I can see that. It might just be that you implanted it with your mind techniques and now my mind is now tricking me into tasting celery. But yeah, it's there. Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.

...okay now i'm drunk. I can feel it. This thread. It is where I belong. But now the sleep has set in. Time for that Pantera song.

[black_biff_stadler]

Will George surviiiiiiive...




































this NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[TioJorge]

hello thread? yes this is drun.k

v.leftoverteqilla.

[Rattlehead]

Blue moon is awesome... easily one of my favorite beers.

[Dark Castle]

Hii guys and gals, mwaw, rawr 

[DebraKadabra]

Dooder. It would be so furggin' shweet to get shturned with yew.

But... I wanna join in too...

Not currently hitting the sauce, but I might be come end of shift tomorrow.

[Fiery Winds]

Posting in anticipation of Friday and Saturday night.  I'll be playing the one drink/one drink game.  For every drink I am unable to finish, I will have to drink another one.  For every drink I do finish, I will be rewarded with another drink.   

EDIT: Still early, but we'll see where the night takes me.

[Fiery Winds]

Why is not one respodniong to my last post!?   

[jingle.boy]

Just gonna navy seal my way in and out of here.

Never posted in this thread beore.  I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;

Just listneing to Obsessions, and (unforutnately) it's deprssing the fuck out of me for reasins I don't want to go inot.  Which explaine the copisou amount of rum I've concumed.  Holy fuck my typing is awoful!

I'm really not that hammered, but clearly can't type worth shit.

[Fiery Winds]

Welcome ot the party!!!!  Wooooo!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak

[TioJorge]

Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.

Drinking some 21-year Lagavulin that I (okay my pops) picked up whilst visiting a friend in Oxford. I never thought I'd open it on such an occasion but right now I really don't give a fuck about jack, fuck you jack, cheap grasshole.

[Elite]

I guess the right proocol si to not backapce and corrent the typing;

YES YES YES, this is fantastic

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

[Elite]

checking in righth no,ew

[Rattlehead]

Hey guys. I just lost my job that I like very much for sticking up for a woman when a drunken asshole grabbed her ass and I refused to serve him any more alcohol. Fuck this stupid ass-backwards world. I Love everyone here and when I fuck this world's asshole, you shall all be spared.

What a bunch of BS...  sorry to hear that man, hope you find a better job asap.

After a long week of work, it's finally the weekend for me (I have fri/sat off) so I just had a few dirty martinis and now I'm onto drinking beers  . Feelin good now... and I was just given free tickets to see The Who in Atlantic City, NJ tomorrow, so I have a hell of a night ahead of me... gambling, drinking and seeing The Who for the first time in my life.

[Fiery Winds]

This is me.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXi8h8H2VA

[TioJorge]

So... a relapse on vicodin, two bottles of scotch (sine yesterday night, finishing the second one now) and a bag of mushrooms later and I can confirm that I don't care. About anything. Or anyone. Or fuck.

I want a coma.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Okay, so. Here goes.

While I was at work (harmaserverjob), this one college comes in with some leftover....whatchacallit, EVERCLEAR, and he was only 20. Not sure how it got it, but I don't care. So, he leaves three of us his leftovers cause he could barely cover one shot worth in his insignificunt bladder. Anywho, I go to freinds and we watch rerun of the walking dead. (PS: great episode). And I give misxtuire.

1/8 pt. everclear
1/2 pt. UV blue
1.2 pot. red bull

try it sometime. It's JUUUUUUUUUUUUICCYY!

Long story short, and two episodes of the simpsons later, I'm enjoying my night.










Your move, DTGF.
(now know as Dream Theater Goddam Forums).

[Onno]

I'm not even drunk but i feel i can post here cause i clicked google maps instead of back in my browser. practicauls @ uni otomorrow 9:00 am yay! gotta go to sleep now i guess

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

So yeah, last night I made up a fresh bottle of jalapeno simple syrup for margaritas.  Soooo very yummy.  I can't wait to use it.  Definitely spicier than last time.

[Dark Castle]

Yeungling is pretty damned good 
How are you all tonight? I'm feliljg pretty good toinght evenothough I miss my est best friends,

[YtseCullen]

First legally drunk night where I'm from, ok bye.... My fuck I'm drunk

[Paris is Burning]

I am so fucking sober right now.

[Onno]

About tow hours ago, I was drunk as fuck. Now i', m kinda back to normal again, but i won't let myself correct my seplling mistakes. fuck this shit. Realllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Nice beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr