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Offline senecadawg2

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2012, 12:54:44 PM »
If we are all God's children, then what is so special about Jesus?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2012, 12:56:00 PM »
Does it piss you off that some guy named jesus convinced the world he was when your son when he wasn't?

Also, did it make you love your real son less? You know, brian.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2012, 01:39:59 PM »
Quote from: Adami on May 30, 2012, 12:56:00 PM
You know, brian.

Speaking of which, Dear God, why hath briang forsaken us?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2012, 01:41:25 PM »
Do you ever get laid?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2012, 01:47:53 PM »
Will it blend?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2012, 02:05:25 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2012, 02:15:26 PM »
No silly, like this.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2012, 02:16:26 PM »
I'm not sure if I should watch but I will when I get home. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2012, 02:33:06 PM »
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2012, 02:37:29 PM »
Did Jesus ever forgive you for that crazy hot burrito?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2012, 03:09:58 PM »
What's your opinion on them downgrading Pluto from planet status?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2012, 03:13:15 PM »
Which religion is the right one? And don't give me that humanist "they're all talking about the same God" BS.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2012, 04:23:24 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on May 30, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
No silly, like this.

I feel so much better now seeing hat I saw. :lol
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2012, 04:25:41 PM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2012, 07:32:58 PM »
Daddy told me that everyone has skeletons in their closets. Mommy said that homosexuals come out of the closet. So the question is, are the gay people coming out of the closets because they are afraid of the skeletons?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2012, 07:55:08 PM »
God.  What if you were one of us?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2012, 08:57:54 AM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on May 30, 2012, 07:32:58 PM
Daddy told me that everyone has skeletons in their closets. Mommy said that homosexuals come out of the closet. So the question is, are the gay people coming out of the closets because they are afraid of the skeletons?

No.  They ARE the skeletons!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2012, 12:14:21 PM »
Is the zombie apocalypse REALLY going to happen, or was that just propaganda from your Facebook wall?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2012, 05:42:42 PM »
Can you microwave a burrito so hot that you can't eat it?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2012, 12:25:38 AM »
Why do my socks disappear in the dryer?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2012, 12:27:53 AM »
What do you have against Nicky Spanjaards? Why must thou consistently smite him?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2012, 12:53:06 AM »
Why is Adami the chosen people?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2012, 02:46:35 AM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on June 01, 2012, 12:25:38 AM
Why do my socks disappear in the dryer?

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Good question.
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