What if...

splent · January 23, 2012, 07:31:26 PM

I just had a really random thought... one that made me go

... and I"m sure I'm not the only one who has thoughts like that. Post these here.

I'll start.

What if...

Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage played brothers in a movie together?

Jamesman42 · January 23, 2012, 07:39:00 PM

Wouldn't be THAT weird.

What if I became a mod on DTF?

hefdaddy42 · January 23, 2012, 07:39:49 PM

ResultsMayVary · January 23, 2012, 08:57:04 PM

Quote from: Jamesman42 on January 23, 2012, 07:39:00 PM
Wouldn't be THAT weird.

What if I became a mod on DTF?

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on January 23, 2012, 07:39:49 PM

Chino · January 23, 2012, 09:09:27 PM

They'd go back in time to take some cool treasure for themselves.

JRundquist · January 23, 2012, 09:13:00 PM

Socrates, and Sam Elliot will also be co-stars.

What if Justin Beiber was doing the Half Time show at the Super Bowl?

toro · January 23, 2012, 09:13:44 PM

That would be bad I guess. EDIT: Better than last years.

What if... Dixie Dregs?

JRundquist · January 23, 2012, 09:16:23 PM

Only .3% of the viewing audience will know who's playing.

What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?

bout to crash · January 23, 2012, 10:21:37 PM

TheSilentHam · January 24, 2012, 12:39:48 AM

Quote from: JRundquist on January 23, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?

Already happened. The child goes by the name wolfking.

obscure · January 24, 2012, 01:17:21 AM

lol

What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

jcmistat · January 24, 2012, 01:48:54 AM

Quote from: obscure on January 24, 2012, 01:17:21 AM
lol

What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

He'd be the most technical plumber the world has ever seen!

obscure · January 24, 2012, 01:57:08 AM

wow

TheSilentHam · January 24, 2012, 02:29:31 AM

Quote from: obscure on January 24, 2012, 01:17:21 AM
What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

JRundquist · January 24, 2012, 02:36:47 AM

Super Petrucci Bothers, featuring John Petrucci and no one else.

The mushroom still turns him into a bear.

obscure · January 24, 2012, 03:04:14 AM

fantastic

bout to crash · January 24, 2012, 07:33:21 AM

lateralus88 · January 24, 2012, 07:41:32 AM

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?

Jamesman42 · January 24, 2012, 07:42:17 AM

Then cops would be kings

Zook · January 24, 2012, 07:55:56 AM

What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

TheSilentHam · January 25, 2012, 03:24:39 AM

Quote from: Zook on January 24, 2012, 07:55:56 AM
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

That song could fuel this thred for a good while.

lateralus88 · January 25, 2012, 07:22:04 AM

What if your butt was on your chest?

BlobVanDam · January 25, 2012, 07:24:20 AM

Quote from: lateralus88 on January 25, 2012, 07:22:04 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

It sure would make an upper decker a lot easier.

King Postwhore · January 25, 2012, 07:27:49 AM

Quote from: lateralus88 on January 25, 2012, 07:22:04 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

I'd be dead from the fumes.

What if Cozmo grew boobs on himself?

antigoon · January 25, 2012, 07:30:31 AM

We would never hear from him again

What if God was one of us?

Sir GuitarCozmo · January 25, 2012, 07:37:41 AM

lonestar · January 25, 2012, 08:36:15 AM

What if men's boobs had liquid come out of them, and what would it be?

Sir GuitarCozmo · January 25, 2012, 09:43:53 AM

Beer, hopefully. I'd never fucking leave the house ever again.

antigoon · January 25, 2012, 09:45:36 AM

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 25, 2012, 07:37:41 AM

This is hilarious

obscure · January 25, 2012, 09:48:57 AM

What if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?

Sir GuitarCozmo · January 25, 2012, 09:51:43 AM

Quote from: antigoon on January 25, 2012, 09:45:36 AMThis is hilarious

Yeah, Marvel's "What If" series had some extremely interesting topics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_What_If_issues

Quote from: obscure on January 25, 2012, 09:48:57 AMWhat if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?

Then fuck beer. If I had to choose between beer and boobs, (female) boobs will always win.

obscure · January 25, 2012, 10:33:53 AM

cool

but still hard to choose between 3Bs... isn't it?
boobs, bacon and beer
holy trinity

King Postwhore · January 25, 2012, 10:53:22 AM

What, I could have good aim with my boob beer?!

I'd make it work.

Just think, I'd get a little action and my wife would get a little tipsy. Win/win.

obscure · January 25, 2012, 11:18:16 AM

indeed

wasteland · January 25, 2012, 11:57:14 AM

What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?

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