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Title: What if...
Post by: splent on January 23, 2012, 08:31:26 PM
I just had a really random thought... one that made me go  :|... and I"m sure I'm not the only one who has thoughts like that.  Post these here.

I'll start.

What if...

Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage played brothers in a movie together?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 23, 2012, 08:39:00 PM
Wouldn't be THAT weird.


What if I became a mod on DTF?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 23, 2012, 08:39:49 PM
 :|
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: ResultsMayVary on January 23, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
Wouldn't be THAT weird.


What if I became a mod on DTF?
:|
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Chino on January 23, 2012, 10:09:27 PM
They'd go back in time to take some cool treasure for themselves.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: JRundquist on January 23, 2012, 10:13:00 PM
Socrates, and Sam Elliot will also be co-stars.


What if Justin Beiber was doing the Half Time show at the Super Bowl?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: toro on January 23, 2012, 10:13:44 PM
That would be bad I guess. EDIT: Better than  last years.


What if... Dixie Dregs?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: JRundquist on January 23, 2012, 10:16:23 PM
Only .3% of the viewing audience will know who's playing.


What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: bout to crash on January 23, 2012, 11:21:37 PM
:dangerwillrobinson:
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 24, 2012, 01:39:48 AM
What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?

Already happened.  The child goes by the name wolfking.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 24, 2012, 02:17:21 AM
lol


What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: jcmistat on January 24, 2012, 02:48:54 AM
lol


What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

He'd be the most technical plumber the world has ever seen!
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 24, 2012, 02:57:08 AM
wow  :laugh: :tup
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 24, 2012, 03:29:31 AM
What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-UeYcV1aHaaE/Tx6HKC7pWVI/AAAAAAAAAL8/pQDFVuG-tGA/s800/Petrucci%252520Brothers.jpg)
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: JRundquist on January 24, 2012, 03:36:47 AM
Super Petrucci Bothers, featuring John Petrucci and no one else.

The mushroom still turns him into a bear.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 24, 2012, 04:04:14 AM
 :lol fantastic
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: bout to crash on January 24, 2012, 08:33:21 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: lateralus88 on January 24, 2012, 08:41:32 AM
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 24, 2012, 08:42:17 AM
Then cops would be kings
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Zook on January 24, 2012, 08:55:56 AM
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 25, 2012, 04:24:39 AM
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

 :lol That song could fuel this thred for a good while.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: lateralus88 on January 25, 2012, 08:22:04 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 25, 2012, 08:24:20 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

It sure would make an upper decker a lot easier.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: King Postwhore on January 25, 2012, 08:27:49 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

I'd be dead from the fumes.

What if Cozmo grew boobs on himself?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: antigoon on January 25, 2012, 08:30:31 AM
We would never hear from him again

What if God was one of us?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 25, 2012, 08:37:41 AM
(https://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/6/6e/What_If%3F_Vol_1_19.jpg)
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: lonestar on January 25, 2012, 09:36:15 AM
What if men's boobs had liquid come out of them, and what would it be?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 25, 2012, 10:43:53 AM
Beer, hopefully.  I'd never fucking leave the house ever again.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: antigoon on January 25, 2012, 10:45:36 AM
(https://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/6/6e/What_If%3F_Vol_1_19.jpg)
This is hilarious :lol
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 25, 2012, 10:48:57 AM
What if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?  ;D
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 25, 2012, 10:51:43 AM
This is hilarious :lol

Yeah, Marvel's "What If" series had some extremely interesting topics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_What_If_issues


What if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?  ;D

Then fuck beer.  If I had to choose between beer and boobs, (female) boobs will always win.   :lol
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 25, 2012, 11:33:53 AM
 :lol cool

but still hard to choose between 3Bs... isn't it?
boobs, bacon and beer
holy trinity  :lol
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: King Postwhore on January 25, 2012, 11:53:22 AM
What,  I could have good aim with my boob beer?! :lol  I'd make it work. 

Just think, I'd get a little action and my wife would get a little tipsy.  Win/win.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 25, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
 :laugh: indeed
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: wasteland on January 25, 2012, 12:57:14 PM
What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?  :lol
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Cool Chris on January 25, 2012, 01:14:10 PM
What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?  :lol

We certainly wouldn't have to worry about them doing anything, except maybe a rare terrorist attack in some town with a couple hundred people that doesn’t even make the news.

What if dtf.org never split and 5/8 forums never came to be?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Dublagent66 on January 25, 2012, 06:09:05 PM
What if there was no such thing as "what if"?   Oh wait... :facepalm:
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: Dublagent66 on January 25, 2012, 06:13:10 PM
What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?  :lol

Then terrorism would never be open again. :p
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 25, 2012, 09:01:08 PM
:lol cool

but still hard to choose between 3Bs... isn't it?
boobs, bacon and beer
holy trinity  :lol

You mean 4Bs. Boobs is plural. ;)

Screw it. I'm going with boobs. Beer and bacon are both overrated.
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 26, 2012, 03:20:04 AM
:lol cool

but still hard to choose between 3Bs... isn't it?
boobs, bacon and beer
holy trinity  :lol

You mean 4Bs. Boobs is plural. ;)

Screw it. I'm going with boobs. Beer and bacon are both overrated.

Good call mister!  ;)
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 26, 2012, 03:28:52 AM
What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?  :lol

Space-Dye Hijab

What if Freddy Krueger was a proctologist?
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: wolfking on January 26, 2012, 03:42:05 AM
(https://www.gagbay.com/images/2011/12/what_if-9200.jpg)
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: obscure on January 26, 2012, 04:05:28 AM
 :lol  I love this meem.. never fails to crack up...
Title: Re: What if...
Post by: JRundquist on January 26, 2012, 05:08:08 AM
That is known as Marklar. Every person, place and thing is Marklar.

What if the Marklar of Marklar went to Marklar for a Marklar, but the Marklar's Marklar went all Marklar on their Marklar?