I have never seen Star Wars.

Started by Chino, April 01, 2010, 08:32:55 AM

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My friends and I were playing the nazi game (don't know the official name but we call it that because the nazis were playing it in Inglourious Basterds, where someone writes a name on a card and you put it on your forehead and have to guess who you are) and I made Tony a character from Star Wars. He figured out he was from a movie and asked about the genre and he was like "Is it science fiction" and our friend Matt said he wouldn't quite call it that, and Tony asked if it was "space fantasy" and Matt said yes, which gave Star wars away... still took him a while to figure out that he was Jar Jar though. I guess I don't blame him for exploring every other possible option first  :rollin

KevShmev

Having only seen the first Star Wars once when I was a kid, and not liking it enough to ever bother watching it again or any of the sequels for that matter, I don't get most of the references here today, but I can appreciate the effort that went into it.  :tup :tup

True Death of Life

This is WRONG.




Just WRONG.

Let me guess; you haven't seen any Indiana Jones either?

TimmyHiggy

Before posting in this thread, people should go and rectify the gaping hole in their completeness as a person.

ariich

Quote from: Sigz on April 01, 2010, 09:49:43 AM

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. :rollin

And yeah, Chino is a disgrace.

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Quote from: Boba2Crash on April 01, 2010, 02:30:46 PM
My friends and I were playing the nazi game (don't know the official name but we call it that because the nazis were playing it in Inglourious Basterds, where someone writes a name on a card and you put it on your forehead and have to guess who you are) and I made Tony a character from Star Wars. He figured out he was from a movie and asked about the genre and he was like "Is it science fiction" and our friend Matt said he wouldn't quite call it that, and Tony asked if it was "space fantasy" and Matt said yes, which gave Star wars away... still took him a while to figure out that he was Jar Jar though. I guess I don't blame him for exploring every other possible option first  :rollin

What a horrible thing to do to someone. I hope he dumped you. Nay, I hope he banged someone close to you right infront of you and then gave you aids and THEN dumped you.


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Adami

Hm. I went from being one of the more disliked people on the forum to being one of the most disliked characters in the world.

A step up!
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AwakeFromOctavarium

Same here. I just watched the episodes 1, 2, and 3. 4, 5, and 6 are so old that they hurt my eyes.
Not a fan of old movies.

Adami

Quote from: AwakeFromOctavarium on April 01, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
Same here. I just watched the episodes 1, 2, and 3. 4, 5, and 6 are so old that they hurt my eyes.
Not a fan of old movies.

This post manages to confuse, sadden and enrage me. Congrats.
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AwakeFromOctavarium

Quote from: Adami on April 01, 2010, 11:03:44 PM
Quote from: AwakeFromOctavarium on April 01, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
Same here. I just watched the episodes 1, 2, and 3. 4, 5, and 6 are so old that they hurt my eyes.
Not a fan of old movies.

This post manages to confuse, sadden and enrage me. Congrats.

Deepest apology.

ariich

Quote from: Adami on April 01, 2010, 11:03:44 PM
Quote from: AwakeFromOctavarium on April 01, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
Same here. I just watched the episodes 1, 2, and 3. 4, 5, and 6 are so old that they hurt my eyes.
Not a fan of old movies.

This post manages to confuse, sadden and enrage me. Congrats.
Don't  be silly, Jar Jar can't get angry, he's too pathetic.

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Quote from: AwakeFromOctavarium on April 01, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
Same here. I just watched the episodes 1, 2, and 3. 4, 5, and 6 are so old that they hurt my eyes.
Not a fan of old movies.

Huh?

Those films really don't seem that old compared to other films from the same time...  the lack of CGI and the clever use of believable looking costumes, sets and models make the films seem far more real and material to me than the prequels, as well as many other modern films.  

skydivingninja

Quote from: Summers on April 02, 2010, 06:49:45 AM
the lack of CGI and the clever use of believable looking costumes, sets and models make the films seem far more real and material to me than the prequels,

Oh God this is exactly how I feel about the originals.  Its a wonder what real sets can do to make a movie look real.  Dammit George Lucas...

Summers

Indeed, I mean look at LOTR...  the effort that went into creating those real sets and the costumes etc really pays off.  If Peter Jackson had just used blue screen and a CGI Helm's Deep, Minas Tirith etc like GL did with the prequels those films wouldn't be half as magical as they are. 

orcus116

Jackson at least used models for large scale shots. Lucas just went the 100% lazy way.

Chino

Quote from: True Death of Life on April 01, 2010, 02:34:14 PM


Let me guess; you haven't seen any Indiana Jones either?

You guessed correct.



faemir

Quote from: Chino on April 02, 2010, 07:18:38 AM
Quote from: True Death of Life on April 01, 2010, 02:34:14 PM


Let me guess; you haven't seen any Indiana Jones either?

You guessed correct.




:| :omg: :tdwn

Go queue them all on your netflix or something now!

orcus116

No, he'll be outraged the natives in the beginning of Raiders aren't Na'vi.

Fluffy Lothario

Quote from: Chino on April 02, 2010, 07:18:38 AM
Quote from: True Death of Life on April 01, 2010, 02:34:14 PM


Let me guess; you haven't seen any Indiana Jones either?

You guessed correct.
Well, I'd suggest watching Star Wars, cos even if you don't love them, they're not bad films overall, and then you can tick them off your list.

However, I wouldn't recommend Indiana Jones to my worst enemy.