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Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?

Started by emindead, April 01, 2010, 08:01:16 AM

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What Are Your Landscaping Practices?

Let the Wookie's bushes run wild
8 (61.5%)
Trim the Hedges
1 (7.7%)
Scorch de earf
4 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: April 02, 2010, 08:01:16 AM


Nick

If you try trimming the hedges of a Wookie you have a serious deathwish.

skydivingninja

I've just decided from now on to let the wookie win.

bosk1


bout to crash


King Postwhore

WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

skydivingninja

"The only problem was...the wookie wasn't wearing any pants."

Sir GuitarCozmo

Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like dustin' crops, boy.

skydivingninja

Quote from: GuitarCozmo on April 01, 2010, 08:11:49 AM
Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like dustin' crops bulls-eyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home, boy.

TheVoxyn

Just get that big walking carpet out of my way.


ReaperKK

I just scorched de earf about an hour again, it's real pain in the ass.

PlaysLikeMyung

i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

glaurung

Quote from: FightsLikeWindu on April 01, 2010, 08:37:02 AM
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?

PlaysLikeMyung

yours doesnt? That would explain that smell...

hefdaddy42

The wookie has a mind of its own, it can trim if it wants.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

TheVoxyn

How did you all get a wookie life debt? Or did you just buy one from those Trandoshans?

RandalGraves

I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.



I'm typing this with my penis.

sylvan

The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."

King Postwhore

Quote from: glaurung on April 01, 2010, 08:38:38 AM
Quote from: FightsLikeWindu on April 01, 2010, 08:37:02 AM
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

mizzl

Quote from: RandalGraves on April 01, 2010, 09:11:45 AM
I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.



I'm typing this with my penis.
:lol
Quote from: sylvan on April 01, 2010, 09:57:52 AM
The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."
:rollin

Fluffy Lothario

Quote from: kingshmegland on April 01, 2010, 08:07:50 AM
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.

King Postwhore

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 01, 2010, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 01, 2010, 08:07:50 AM
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.

Like Gollum but bigger! ;D
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Ghurdrich



bout to crash


emindead

This one time I was trying something different. Then I hit the spot and the wookie scream was heard all around the block. Last time I tried to shave my wookie to get some nookie.

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA