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Title: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: emindead on April 01, 2010, 09:01:16 AM: (https://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/chewbacca.jpg)
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2010, 09:03:02 AM: If you try trimming the hedges of a Wookie you have a serious deathwish.
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Post by: skydivingninja on April 01, 2010, 09:03:36 AM: I've just decided from now on to let the wookie win.
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Post by: bosk1 on April 01, 2010, 09:04:38 AM: :lolpalm:
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Post by: bout to crash on April 01, 2010, 09:07:29 AM: Quote from: Han Solo on April 01, 2010, 09:03:02 AM
If you try trimming the hedges of a Wookie you have a serious deathwish.
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2010, 09:07:50 AM: WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
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Post by: skydivingninja on April 01, 2010, 09:10:33 AM: "The only problem was...the wookie wasn't wearing any pants."
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Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 01, 2010, 09:11:49 AM: Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like dustin' crops, boy.
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Post by: skydivingninja on April 01, 2010, 09:12:36 AM: Quote from: GuitarCozmo on April 01, 2010, 09:11:49 AM
Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like ~~dustin' crops~~ bulls-eyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home, boy.
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Post by: TheVoxyn on April 01, 2010, 09:19:09 AM: Just get that big walking carpet out of my way.
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Post by: Perpetual Change on April 01, 2010, 09:23:17 AM: Always.
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Post by: ReaperKK on April 01, 2010, 09:28:44 AM: I just scorched de earf about an hour again, it's real pain in the ass.
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on April 01, 2010, 09:37:02 AM: i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...
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Post by: glaurung on April 01, 2010, 09:38:38 AM: Quote from: FightsLikeWindu on April 01, 2010, 09:37:02 AM
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on April 01, 2010, 09:42:00 AM: yours doesnt? That would explain that smell...
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Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 01, 2010, 09:55:44 AM: The wookie has a mind of its own, it can trim if it wants.
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Post by: TheVoxyn on April 01, 2010, 09:56:57 AM: How did you all get a wookie life debt? Or did you just buy one from those Trandoshans?
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Post by: RandalGraves on April 01, 2010, 10:11:45 AM: I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.

I'm typing this with my penis.
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Post by: sylvan on April 01, 2010, 10:57:52 AM: The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2010, 11:14:37 AM: Quote from: glaurung on April 01, 2010, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: FightsLikeWindu on April 01, 2010, 09:37:02 AM
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ABT__Wookie_Shower_by_ImYourNumber1.jpg)
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: mizzl on April 01, 2010, 11:41:32 AM: Quote from: RandalGraves on April 01, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.

I'm typing this with my penis.
:lol
Quote from: sylvan on April 01, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."
:rollin
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Post by: Fluffy Lothario on April 01, 2010, 02:03:15 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on April 01, 2010, 09:07:50 AM
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2010, 02:12:08 PM: Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 01, 2010, 02:03:15 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 01, 2010, 09:07:50 AM
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.

Like Gollum but bigger! ;D
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: Ghurdrich on April 01, 2010, 02:41:43 PM: Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 01, 2010, 02:03:15 PM
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.
(https://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/patrick2520stewart.jpg)
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Post by: kirbywelch92 on April 01, 2010, 03:09:58 PM: :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: bout to crash on April 01, 2010, 03:22:04 PM: Quote from: Ghurdrich on April 01, 2010, 02:41:43 PM
Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 01, 2010, 02:03:15 PM
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.
(https://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/patrick2520stewart.jpg)
:tup :tup
Title: Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
Post by: emindead on April 01, 2010, 05:34:10 PM: This one time I was trying something different. Then I hit the spot and the wookie scream was heard all around the block. Last time I tried to shave my wookie to get some nookie.

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA