Dream Theater's Untitled 12th Album: Make a fake tracklist/title

[LCArenas]

Before ADTOE was released, former DTF member Aniland made this thread in which the fans could make a fake album/tracklist for the next DT album. Dubbed by many as "The Ultimate Fanboy Gayness" the thread saw pretty good and creative stuff while it lasted. Seeing as they've entered the studio, how about we boost the creativity again? Comedy options are also allowed.

[wasteland]

We already did this, to some degree, on the official DT12 thread, but it's coole to have this moved to a competely new thread, so that both branches of the New Album discussion can thrive without hindering each other.

Here's mine, a serious one (minus the title):

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE pt. XII

1. White Is Not A Color  7:45
2. The Spring Of Youth 6:12
3. The Seed Of Time 11:02
4. Seared Bottle  5:39
5. Bank Station  8:43
6. Diving Beside The Rain  7:13
7. Hear Me...  2:53
8. ... See Me  1:29
9. The Rift, The Drift  9:31
10. The Glass Ceiling 13:20

I put quite some thought and time into this, I hope you appreciate

[Kotowboy]

Thanks for the link

[Kotowboy]

Dream Theater - The DodecaVarium Of Your Mind

It will reference both Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence & Octavarium.

It will be a double album featuring twelve tracks roughly ten minutes long each.

I can't do the fake song names thing it will take too long and i'm tired

[SomeoneLikeHim]

Dream Theater - XII: The New Majesty Suite

1. Overture 1985(instrumental) - 4:03
2. A Change of Singers - 7:36
3. The Clash of the Kevins - 3:58
4. Vocal Chord Rupture part 1: Fatal Tragedy - 8:05
5. Vocal Chord Rupture part 2: The Singer Carries On  - 5:57
6. The Arrival of the Wizard(instrumental) - 5:12
7. The Split - 24:01
     I. The Seed
     II. Just Let Me Breathe
     III. A7X Jam
     IV. Leaving the Baby
     V. Regret
8. The Genie - 11:00

[Kotowboy]

I like it !!



STFU & TAKE MAH MUNNY !!!! 

[cyberdrummer]

Seeds of Shame (concept album)

1. Fleeting Glimpse (0:46)
2. Love Is Blind (5:21)
3. Habits of a Lifetime (6:54)
4. Union (8:11)
5. Road to Ruin (3:00)
6. In A Moment (1:12)
7. Keyhole Memory (7:22)
8. Emerald Fields (11:34)
9. In Remembrance (4:45)
10. Dutiful Daughter (5:50)
11. Stop (3:36)
12. The Resolution (12:04)

[Kotowboy]

Dream Theater : The Twelve Steps.

1.Powerless.
2.Greater Power
3.Make The Decision
4.Inventory part 1
5.Admittance Before God
6. Removal of Character
7.A kind Of Shortcoming
8.The Amendments part 1
9. The Amendments part 2
10. Inventory part 2
11.Prayer & Meditation [ Instrumental ]
12.The Awakening

[jonny108]

Dream Theater - Etched in Stone

1. Shadows On The Floor (Lyrics by JP) 5:34
2. A Mirror Image (Lyrics by JP) 8:13
3. The Island (Instrumental) 10:45
4. Until His Last Moment (Lyrics JLB) 3:54
5. Etched in Stone (Lyrics by JP) 16:32
6. Burial (Lyrics by JLB) 7:00
7. Riddles In The Wood (Lyrics by JM) 9:56
8. Remember Him (Lyrics by JP) 12:37

[Scorpion]

Alright, I already started this once in the other thread but I didn't quite finish it, so here it goes:

1. The Weakest Link (7:02)
2. Burning Flag (05:50)
3. At the Tips of My Fingers (10:22)
4. Clouds (3:18)
5. Broken Windows (11:09)
6. Drowning (8:45)
7. A Cut in My Hand (4:37)
8. Alone in the Dark (7:19)
9. Washed Ashore (5:58)
10. The White Room (12:30)

Total: 76:50.

Yeah, something like that.

[Pols Voice]

On Solid Ground

1. With Just One Step (10:18)
2. Instead (5:09)
3. The Barrier (7:34)
4. Escaping Reason (8:40)
5. A Chance Encounter (6:33)
6. Part of the Show (7:12)
7. Hidden Fire (4:57)
8. That Which Has Gone Before (9:25)
9. Purpose (5:28)
10. The Longest Journey (12:49)

[Zydar]

Taken from the other thread, with some alterations.

1. State Of Play (6:23)
2. Say What You Will (4:52)
3. The Right To Remain Silent (8:25) (JM lyric)
4. Don't Turn Back (7:03)
5. Twisted Paranoia (4:52) (Crazy instrumental)
6. Judas (5:44)
7. The Vortex (17:16)
8. Plead The Fifth (5:31)
9. When The Sun Sets (8:43)

[kirksnosehair]

Dream Theater - The


01. End (14:30)
02. Is    (11.23)
03. Near(34:19)
----I...Feel The Need
---II...Feed The Greed
--III...Plant The Seed
--IV....Do The Deed
---V....Now You Bleed
04. Epilogue (2:05)

[SomeoneLikeHim]

^That sounds awesome

But so not Dream Theater

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

Dream Theater - Dream Theater

1. Rudevarium (11:23)
2. Myungderstood (6:66)
3. Caught in a Labrie (5:60)
4. Miketropolis (16:08:23)
5. The Petruccinator (33:40)

[Mindflux]

Dream Theater - Dream Theater

1. Rudevarium (11:23)
2. Myungderstood (6:66)
3. Caught in a Labrie (5:60)
4. Miketropolis (15:20)
5. The Petruccinator (33:40)

6:66 eh? So 7m 6 seconds you mean?

Also 5:60.. so 6 minutes?


Time is hard.

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

Those were jokes....

[Mindflux]

A joke....

Time is no laughing matter sir.. treasure each minute.. that's 60 seconds.

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

 

[metropofreak]

4. Miketropolis (16:08:23)

Crikey, Miketropolis is clocking in at over 16 hours! 

[Kotowboy]

4. Miketropolis (16:08:23)

Crikey, Miketropolis is clocking in at over 16 hours! 

Yeah it's everything he's recorded since he left DT.

[DebraKadabra]

Dream Theater - The


01. End (14:30)
02. Is    (11.23)
03. Near(34:19)
----I...Feel The Need
---II...Feed The Greed
--III...Plant The Seed
--IV....Do The Deed
---V....Now You Bleed
04. Epilogue (2:05)

Awesome!

[Marion Crane]

Dream Theater - The Trunkated Sessions

1.  Random Thoughts
2.  Day after day
3.  Freedom
4.  Falling down through the night
5.  Inventory
7.  Neat Disorder
6.  Ugggggghhhhhhhhh

[Elite]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII

1. Premature Temperature Shift - 5:40
2. High Altitude Sickness at the Bottom of a Valley - 6:57
3. Crazy - 3:56
4. The Revenge of the Mushroom Sword pt. I - 6:36
5. When Clouds Collide and Stars Explode - 12:12
6. 42, or the Answer to Everything - 0:42
7. Short Keyboard Interlude - 7:25
8. The Revenge of the Mushroom Sword pt. II - 20:12
9. A Brief Reminder of How and Why - 7:32

Total Length: 72:12

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

4. Miketropolis (16:08:23)

Crikey, Miketropolis is clocking in at over 16 hours! 

Yeah it's everything he's recorded since he left DT.

I'm actually refering to MM. You have to bear in mind the 7 hour drum cadenza in the middle.......totally improvised!

[fadetoblackdude7]

Ok, here is a serious one:

Dream Theater - Weakening Soul

01. Revenge On The Mind - 7:04
02. Usurp - 10:49
03. Hands Of Comfort - 5:11
04. Weakening Soul - 11:31
05. Bleed - 8:27
06. Another Hero - 4:17
07. The Old Me - 5:07
08. Every Ten Seconds - 6:34
09. Windows Of Freedom - 4:01
10. Skeleton Key - 15:21

~About 78 min.~

[Kotowboy]

4. Miketropolis (16:08:23)

Crikey, Miketropolis is clocking in at over 16 hours! 

Yeah it's everything he's recorded since he left DT.

I'm actually refering to MM. You have to bear in mind the 7 hour drum cadenza in the middle.......totally improvised!

Yeah it features every known rudiment and technique ever invented for drumming. in every time signature from 2/4 to Googleplex/Googleplex

[LCArenas]

Dream Theater presents-
Ian Fleming's GoldPortnoy: The Musical
1. Hello Mike, So Glad to See You My Friend
2. Silenced, not Stirred (JM)
3. Qugh Syme Briefing
4. You can't spell Gini without the Man
5. Fuck Android, I ain't releasing shit  (The Rudess statement)
6. GoldPortnoy
  1. On the Backs of Angel Sky
  2. Carpe Diem, Baby (Suck it, Lars)
  3. The Adrenaline of Flying Colors
  4. "Do you expect me to sing?" "No Mr. LaBrie, I expect you to Growl"
  5. Ouverture 1985: Chris Collins' Pussy Galore
  6. Dominici and the Treason
7. Kevin Stavro Moore
8. "For Prog, John?" "No, for Bears"
9. The Rescue
-
Bonus Track. Never Say 4/4 Again

[Cedar redaC]

From the other thread:

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

Dream Theatuh's new mixtape, "GIGA-BLING"

"Bustin' up da hood" 2:45

"Nuggetz" ft. Mike Portnoy 5:58

"Roll wid It" ft. Rick Astley 3:22

"The rhymes of JMX" 3:16

"Clubbin' with Geddy" ft. Geddy Lee 2:53

"Police in my Yard" 4:32

"New Years on Long Island" 3:39

"Bustavarium" ft. Busta Rhymes, Lil Wayne, and Eddie Murphy

[DebraKadabra]

Dream Theater presents-
Ian Fleming's GoldPortnoy: The Musical
1. Hello Mike, So Glad to See You My Friend
2. Silenced, not Stirred (JM)
3. Qugh Syme Briefing
4. You can't spell Gini without the Man
5. Fuck Android, I ain't releasing shit  (The Rudess statement)
6. GoldPortnoy
  1. On the Backs of Angel Sky
  2. Carpe Diem, Baby (Suck it, Lars)
  3. The Adrenaline of Flying Colors
  4. "Do you expect me to sing?" "No Mr. LaBrie, I expect you to Growl"
  5. Ouverture 1985: Chris Collins' Pussy Galore
  6. Dominici and the Treason
7. Kevin Stavro Moore
8. "For Prog, John?" "No, for Bears"
9. The Rescue
-
Bonus Track. Never Say 4/4 Again

Total fucking win.

[MoraWintersoul]

Dream Theater presents-
Ian Fleming's GoldPortnoy: The Musical
1. Hello Mike, So Glad to See You My Friend
2. Silenced, not Stirred (JM)
3. Qugh Syme Briefing
4. You can't spell Gini without the Man
5. Fuck Android, I ain't releasing shit  (The Rudess statement)
6. GoldPortnoy
  1. On the Backs of Angel Sky
  2. Carpe Diem, Baby (Suck it, Lars)
  3. The Adrenaline of Flying Colors
4. "Do you expect me to sing?" "No Mr. LaBrie, I expect you to Growl"
  5. Ouverture 1985: Chris Collins' Pussy Galore
  6. Dominici and the Treason
7. Kevin Stavro Moore
8. "For Prog, John?" "No, for Bears"
9. The Rescue
-
Bonus Track. Never Say 4/4 Again

[Zydar]

That Bond theme was most excellent

[Cyclopssss]

Dream Theater - What will the fans say?  (a punkrock opera)

1. Life during touring pt 1 (rehearsals)
2. The Pirate Speaks
3. Can't board the plane (the Genie speaks)
4. Held up in customs (instrumental)
5. Another Jet-Leg
6. Life during touring pt 2 (intermission)
7. What will the fans say?
8. Who cares?
9, Letters home (Myung speaks?)
10. Life during touring pt 3. (scenes from a memory)


Total time 30.25 (what will the fans say!)

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Dream Theater - The New Mind

1. Imagine - 8:47
2. Inside Us All - 5:53
3. Wavelength - 5:19
4. On Our Own - 6:03
5. Opportunity Awaits - 4:24
6. Breath of Flight - 10:14
7. Above the Clouds - 6:31
8. Frost - 5:25
9. Vast Experience - 13:28
10. Create - 7:46
11. We Choose - 3:21


Artwork will come later in an edit.

Artwork still to come later in an edit, or new post. Not sure.

[DebraKadabra]

That Bond... JAMES Bond theme was most excellent

FTFY