Dream Theater's Untitled 12th Album: Make a fake tracklist/title

[Lolzeez]

Inner Awakeness

1) Six Degrees on a Christmas Morning
2) Caught in a Glass Prison
3) Blind and Faded
4) Mismania
5) Debating Voices
6) The Disappearing Man
7) Mirrorture
8) About to Lie
9) Lifting Shadows in my Head
10) The Test That Scarred Them All
11) Space-Dye Kiss

I would buy that.

[Kotowboy]

Octa-Chaos!!

1.The Root of All Enemies
2.The Answer Lies Forsaken
3.These Constant Walls
4.The Dark Eternal Walk
5.Repent, Attack.
6.Never Enough Prophets.
7.Sacrificed Souls Ministry
8.In The Presence of Octavius.

[GasparXR]

Octa-Chaos!!

1.The Root of All Enemies
2.The Answer Lies Forsaken
3.These Constant Walls
4.The Dark Eternal Walk
5.Repent, Attack.
6.Never Enough Prophets.
7.Sacrificed Souls Ministry
8.In The Presence of Octavius.

[Kotowboy]

 

[liran95]

Train Of Words

1) As I Pull Me Under
2) This Another Soul
3) Take the Sacrifice
4) Surrounded Thy Father
5) Metropolis Pt.1: Vacant
6) Stream of a Glass Moon
7) In the Name of Sleep (YES)

[ariich]

Octa-Chaos!!

1.The Root of All Enemies
2.The Answer Lies Forsaken
3.These Constant Walls
4.The Dark Eternal Walk
5.Repent, Attack.
6.Never Enough Prophets.
7.Sacrificed Souls Ministry
8.In The Presence of Octavius.

It was 4, 5 and 6 that made me chuckle.

[GasparXR]

Scenes from a Turn of Events

1. On the Back of Regression
2. Build Me Deja-vu
3. Lost My Words
4. This is the Tragedy
5. Through the Sky
6. Far From Home
7. The Outcry of Eternity
8. One Last Illusion
9. Beneath the Spirit

[CodyWanKenobi]

Scenes from a Turn of Events

1. On the Back of Regression
2. Build Me Deja-vu
3. Lost My Words
4. This is the Tragedy
5. Through the Sky
6. Far From Home
7. The Outcry of Eternity
8. One Last Illusion
9. Beneath the Spirit

I would totally buy those as actual song titles. 

[Kotowboy]

A Dramatic Turn Of Events

1.On The Backs Of Angels
2.Build Me Up, Break Me Down
3.Lost Not Forgotten
4.This Is The Life
5.Bridges In The Sky
6.Outcry
7.Far From Heaven
8.Breaking All Illusions
9.Beneath The Surface


...


What??

Too SOON ? ? ? 

[Lucien]

Clouds Above the Castle (some of it is taken from my previous fake album)

CD 1:

1: Angel in Disguise (8:12)
2: Red Trees/Diseased/Globes of Light (15:29) *story, lyrics by JM*
3: Wooden War (4:59)
4: Rain Over Mountains (5:26) *ballad*
5: Frozen Winds (7:23)
6: Stared Down (6:59)
7: Overcast (10:16)
8: The Time is Now Again (4:42)

CD 2: (concept side)
1: Dusk's Departure (7:54)
It becomes pitch black outside as midnight approaches.

2: Iron Stampede (6:13)
*instrumental* Nightly train ride.

3:Clouds Above the Castle (24:11)
   i Forest Silhouette (4:51)
A silhouette of a castle is spotted after exiting the train, we go to investigate.
   ii Lamplight (7:05)
*Think the very beginning of Crimson Sunrise would sound like this* There are lamps around the castle.
   iii Candlelight (4:07)
*ballad* We take candles and are about to enter the castle.
   iv A Slow Entry (4:39)
We slowly enter the castle.
   v GHOSTS! (2:23)
GHOSTS!
   vi A Hasty Exit (1:06)
We quickly leave.

4: Deep Breath/Truce (9:15)
The ghosts meet us outside and apologize for scaring us. Of course we're free to go.

5: Dawn's Arrival (4:43)
*ballad* The sun can be seen.

[Kotowboy]

  Very nice !

[Lucien]

Very nice !

Thanks. 

[Kotowboy]

" Dream Theater "

1.Back in The Metropolis
2.Dear Portnoy
3.Glass Prison 2
4.Ob La Di - Ob La di Another Da
5.Wild Myungy Pie
6.The Continuing Story of BearTrucci
7. While Mike Portnoy Gently Weeps
8.Happiness is a Warm Salmon

9.Mangini My Dear ( Drum Solo )
10.I'm So Tired { Can only play 1,000,000 notes per second }
11.Blackbird's Eye Maple Finish
12.Petruccies [ Guitar solo ]
13.Rock Racooon
14.Please Pass me My [ Starbucks ]
15.Why Don't We Promote it On The Road ?
16.We WIll !
17.James Labria

18.DT Birthday
19.Yer Blues [ Shouldn't have quit the band, Dude ]
20.Mother Petrucci's Son [ Guitar Solo 2 ]
21.Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Salmon
22.Sexy LaBrie
23.Helter Skelter [ Beatles Cover ]
24.Long, Long, Very, Very Long [ 45:07 ]
25.Instrumental 1 [ Instrumental ]
26.Honey Pi [31.41]
27.Portnoy Shuffle. [ Drum Solo 2 ]
28.Cry Baby, Cry Baby [ Wah solo ]
29. Instrumental 9 [ Instrumental 2 ]
30. Goodnight [ Kiss part 2 ]

[BlackInk]

Clouds Above the Castle (some of it is taken from my previous fake album)

CD 1:

1: Globes of Light (7:31)
2: Red Trees/Diseased (15:29) *story, lyrics by JM*
3: Overcast (6:05)
4: Rain Over Mountains (5:26) *ballad*
5: Frozen Winds (8:12)
6: Stared Down (6:59)
7: Angel in Disguise (10:12)
8: The Time is Now Again (4:42)

CD 2: (concept side)
1: Dusk's Departure (7:54)
1: Iron Stampede (6:13) *instrumental*
2:Clouds Above the Castle (24:11)
   i Forest Silhouette (4:51)
   ii Lamplight (7:05)
   iii Candlelight (4:07) *ballad*
   iv A Slow Entry (4:39)
   v GHOSTS! (2:23)
   vi A Hasty Exit (1:06)
3: Deep Breath/Truce (9:15)
4: Dawn's Arrival (4:43) *ballad*

I would be so happy if this turned out to be true.

5.Repent, Attack.

For some reason I just really like that name. Sounds awesome.

[GasparXR]

What if Dream Theater's next album was called "DMT IMAX"

[BlobVanDam]

What if Dream Theater's next album was called "DMT IMAX"

I misread that as DT JMX. And that would have been badass.

[aprilethereal]

" Dream Theater "

1.Back in The Metropolis
2.Dear Portnoy
3.Glass Prison 2
4.Ob La Di - Ob La di Another Da
5.Wild Myungy Pie
6.The Continuing Story of BearTrucci
7. While Mike Portnoy Gently Weeps
8.Happiness is a Warm Salmon

9.Mangini My Dear ( Drum Solo )
10.I'm So Tired { Can only play 1,000,000 notes per second }
11.Blackbird's Eye Maple Finish
12.Petruccies [ Guitar solo ]
13.Rock Racooon
14.Please Pass me My [ Starbucks ]
15.Why Don't We Promote it On The Road ?
16.We WIll !
17.James Labria

18.DT Birthday
19.Yer Blues [ Shouldn't have quit the band, Dude ]
20.Mother Petrucci's Son [ Guitar Solo 2 ]
21.Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Salmon
22.Sexy LaBrie
23.Helter Skelter [ Beatles Cover ]
24.Long, Long, Very, Very Long [ 45:07 ]
25.Instrumental 1 [ Instrumental ]
26.Honey Pi [31.41]
27.Portnoy Shuffle. [ Drum Solo 2 ]
28.Cry Baby, Cry Baby [ Wah solo ]
29. Instrumental 9 [ Instrumental 2 ]
30. Goodnight [ Kiss part 2 ]

One of the best

[Lucien]

Clouds Above the Castle (some of it is taken from my previous fake album)

CD 1:

1: Globes of Light (7:31)
2: Red Trees/Diseased (15:29) *story, lyrics by JM*
3: Overcast (6:05)
4: Rain Over Mountains (5:26) *ballad*
5: Frozen Winds (8:12)
6: Stared Down (6:59)
7: Angel in Disguise (10:12)
8: The Time is Now Again (4:42)

CD 2: (concept side)
1: Dusk's Departure (7:54)
1: Iron Stampede (6:13) *instrumental*
2:Clouds Above the Castle (24:11)
   i Forest Silhouette (4:51)
   ii Lamplight (7:05)
   iii Candlelight (4:07) *ballad*
   iv A Slow Entry (4:39)
   v GHOSTS! (2:23)
   vi A Hasty Exit (1:06)
3: Deep Breath/Truce (9:15)
4: Dawn's Arrival (4:43) *ballad*

I would be so happy if this turned out to be true.

I would too. It always takes me a good 30 minutes to come up with all the names, and a few of them are based off of real events/dreams I've had (Red Trees/Diseased, Iron Stampede)

[Kotowboy]

I tried to do one for The Black Album but the only song title I could think of was

" Enter Sandgini "

Then I got completely stumped and gave up

[YtseJamittaja]

I tried to do one for The Black Album but the only song title I could think of was

" Enter Sandgini "

Then I got completely stumped and gave up

How about:

Master of Dippy Dappy Solos
Wherever I May Drum
Some Kind of Pirate
Nothing But Ipad Matters (JR solo)
Welcome Home (To Family) (MM solo)
Whiskey in the Rock Juice
The Unforgiven XXVIII (a song about MP)
Fade to JP Guitar Solo

[Kotowboy]

...but using ONLY Black Album titles.

Another one was " Sad But True But Me Not You "

[Lucien]

re-generation (Metropolis Pt. 3)

1. re-generation
2. Lamplight
3. A Rendezvous/Conflicts
4. Hypnotics
5. Echo's Hill
6. Cemetery Wanderer
7. Unfortunate Miracle
8. Blade Edge
9. Into the Earth

There's a story, and I have it worked out, but I'm too lazy right now to post it. Maybe tomorrow.

[Kotowboy]

Sparkly Vampire Nicholas and Zombie Victoria !

It'll be all the rage !

The kids will love it.

[The Stray Seed]

Dream Theater - Twelve Steps Away

[Kotowboy]

Dream Theater - Twelfth Night.



i Viola
ii Orsino
iii Olivia
iv Sebastian
v Malvolio
vi Maria
vii Sir Toby Belch
viii Sir Andrew Aguecheek
ix Feste
x Fabian
xi Antonio


Make of that What You Will.

[BlobVanDam]

Monthavarium

1. January
2. February
3. March of the Tyrant
4. The April Fool
5. The Smile of Dawn (May)
6. June
7. July
8. August
9. September
10. October
11. The Chill of November (instrumental)
12. December (Christmas tune)

I haven't got time to elaborate on that, but I'm sure others will.

[robwebster]

Oh, go on, if it's my last chance this cycle.

[Zydar]

 

YEAH!

[Shadow Ninja 2.0]

I'd buy it.

[robwebster]

There are lots of small pleasures in life, but I think the pleasure of slapping Dream Theater logos and stupid titles all over Hugh Syme's portfolio is one of the sweetest.

[Kotowboy]

*hilarious bank / dog pun *

[Zydar]

There are lots of small pleasures in life, but I think the pleasure of slapping Dream Theater logos and stupid titles all over Hugh Syme's portfolio is one of the sweetest.

Something like this?

[Kotowboy]

" Ah I cannot catch for I have an N tattooed on the back of my hand - and I know this all too well. "

[robwebster]

Something like this?

[Zydar]