The Count Of Tuscany

[wasteland]

That's the dumbest "insult" ever, because everyone eats potatoes.

Olive oil head.

It was not an insult... It was just... the only german word I know...

[Scorpion]

Dresden.

Marco, thanks for your valued contribution to our conversation.

[Rob]

Okay, back to topic. So we all agree that TCOT is about JP's sex life, right?

Especially this part:

Could this be the end? Is this the way I die?
Sitting here alone, no one by my side
I don't understand, I don't feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong? I just don't understand
I just don't understand

[wasteland]

Thanks Scorpion (I don't think I have ever known your true name, actually...). Your latest post was indeed beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand.

[Scorpion]

That's the dumbest "insult" ever, because everyone eats potatoes.

Olive oil head.

It was not an insult... It was just... the only german word I know...

Shhhhhh, it's fine, I love you anyway.

Also, you may call me Tom.

Rob: I'm afraid I don't see the connection.

[Rob]

Seriously? 

Well, alright.

You can call me Tom too, by the way.

[?]

This pic sums up the story of TCOT:


...or this post.

[Scorpion]

Seriously? 

Well, alright.

I just don't understand how that part is supposed to be about his sex life. Enlighten me?

[Rob]

Seriously? 

Well, alright.

I just don't understand...

[hefdaddy42]

[Lolzeez]

This pic sums up the story of TCOT:


...or this post.

You just won the internet.

[adameastment]

Okay, back to topic. So we all agree that TCOT is about JP's sex life, right?

Especially this part:

Could this be the end? Is this the way I die?
Sitting here alone, no one by my side
I don't understand, I don't feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong? I just don't understand
I just don't understand

Furious masturbation.

Yes, I went there.

[SomeoneLikeHim]

Okay, back to topic. So we all agree that TCOT is about JP's sex life, right?

Especially this part:

Could this be the end? Is this the way I die?
Sitting here alone, no one by my side
I don't understand, I don't feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong? I just don't understand
I just don't understand

Furious masturbation.

Yes, I went there.

I was just wondering how his arms got so big...

[adameastment]

Okay, back to topic. So we all agree that TCOT is about JP's sex life, right?

Especially this part:

Could this be the end? Is this the way I die?
Sitting here alone, no one by my side
I don't understand, I don't feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong? I just don't understand
I just don't understand

Furious masturbation.

Yes, I went there.

I was just wondering how his arms got so big...

Ever noticed his right is bigger than his left?

[Elite]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

The world is bigger than a cake.

[The Letter M]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

The world is bigger than a cake.

(Instrumental)

-Marc.

[SomeoneLikeHim]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

The world is bigger than a cake.

(Instrumental)

-Marc.

that signature looks so out of place

[Cedar redaC]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

The world is bigger than a cake.

(Instrumental)

-Marc.

(Epic Chorus)

[?]

You just won the internet.

More precisely, wolfking and whoever made that pic won the internet. I was just spreading the joyous message of their work

[Filipe_metalhead]

The chorus are amazing... They're so melodic... And if you get the chance of having the isolated tracks of the song (which I have) and if you hear only the keys isolated you would amazed of how beauty is the chorus line...

[Elite]

But, The Count of Tuscany is not in D-Tuning.

[Cedar redaC]

The chorus are amazing... They're so melodic... And if you get the chance of having the isolated tracks of the song (which I have) and if you hear only the keys isolated you would amazed of how beauty is the chorus line...

I agree, the keys in the chorus are much too quiet on the album.

[?]

The chorus are amazing... They're so melodic... And if you get the chance of having the isolated tracks of the song (which I have) and if you hear only the keys isolated you would amazed of how beauty is the chorus line...

I agree, the keys in the chorus are much too quiet on the album.

[wasteland]

The chorus are amazing... They're so melodic... And if you get the chance of having the isolated tracks of the song (which I have) and if you hear only the keys isolated you would amazed of how beauty is the chorus line...

I agree, the keys in the chorus are much too quiet on the album.

The Key Stems are quite amazing. Especially the last 6 minutes, just perfect. I agree that they the keyboard line needed to be more prominent in the song.

[SystematicThought]

The keyboard line in the chorus is my favorite. It is too low, although when they play it live, it's much more prominent. The keys are my favorite part of the song, the end kind of gives me a Coldplay vibe

[Filipe_metalhead]

I totally agree, the keys should be a little bit more higher in the Chorus. The guitar is too loud and is not that relevant to be in that way... The keys are giving away the melody and they're too low...

Altough the lyrics are awesome, the guitar solo/key solo in the middle, at the beginning it tired me a bit, but after hear it live, I just went crazy... And the acoustic guitar at the end really gives the song that push, that doubt and then the happy ending... XD

[Ruba]

However, that didn't stop people from joking around:

Aaaaahahahahahahaha brilliant! 

E: I have been wondering, when we are starting to chat about KM, because this thread began from The Count of Tuscany.

[ArchVile]

I love TCOT so much, as all the  rest of BC&SL.
lyrics are very interesting, but maybe there should be an alternative lyric 

[?]

Someone should update that pic with Mike Portnoy and Systematic Chaos.

[Cedar redaC]

I was looking for that picture a week or two ago. I find it awesome!

[wasteland]

Indeed. Blob, was it your doing in the first place? 

[kirksnosehair]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

ANALYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DebraKadabra]

 

[JayOctavarium]

The Netherlands reporting in and down the cellar stairs, I disappear.

INVENTORY!!!!!


oh wait... nevermind

ANALYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCKING ON HIS PIPE!



Wait that actually works... nevermind carry on

[Ruba]

Indeed. Blob, was it your doing in the first place? 

The link has words GuitarCozmo.

By the way, when you count the signs from one side...











THEY GO TO 11!