I think they're trying to clone Mike Portnoy

[rumborak]

That must be it. They took a hair follicle, or a spit sample (of which there will have been enough to build a clone army!), and now they're growing themselves a clone. That's why they're not announcing it yet, because it takes some time to grow a clone.

rümborak

[Implode]

Something is very wrong with that post...









Oh wait. Found it.

rümborak

[DarkLord_Lalinc]

[darkshade]

id be cool with this if they could clone him to be whatever age he used to be. I'd say the 1999-2001 Portnoy, before him and JP went to that Pantera concert 

[MetropolisxPt1]

theyre just gonna say "April fools bitches mike portnoy is and always has been the drummer"

[Adami]

theyre just gonna say "April fools bitches mike portnoy is and always has been the drummer"

I'm pretty sure I won't listen to any new DT if MP comes back. Luckily he won't.

[Nick]

Funny, but the umlaut is secret mod code for please lock.