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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #666 on: February 24, 2011, 08:22:30 AM »
So that's when they'll announce the "revolutionary, new" iPad 2.
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« Reply #667 on: February 24, 2011, 08:24:07 AM »
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #668 on: February 24, 2011, 08:34:43 AM »
So that's when they'll announce the "revolutionary, new" iPad 2.

Yup, pretty much.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #669 on: February 24, 2011, 08:59:40 AM »
So that's when they'll announce the "revolutionary, new" iPad 2.

Yup, pretty much.

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That shit's getting old. Apple never revolutionizes anything

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #670 on: February 24, 2011, 09:42:48 AM »
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #671 on: February 24, 2011, 09:57:36 AM »
So that's when they'll announce the "revolutionary, new" iPad 2.

Yup, pretty much.

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That shit's getting old. Apple never revolutionizes anything
Hence why I put it in quotes.
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« Reply #672 on: February 24, 2011, 10:38:40 AM »
Yeah before the iPad there was no tablet market so yeah the kind of did revolutionize it. Before iPhone a smartphone was a blackberry and apps as we know them weren't heard of. Now every phone that comes out is trying to be like or supass the iPhone so I can you could that was revolutionary too. Before the iPod no one knew or cared about mp3 players. Now everyone uses them. And let's not forget about 1984 and the Macintosh an how that changed the ray personal computing was looked at.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #673 on: February 24, 2011, 10:51:20 AM »
Yeah before the iPad there was no tablet market so yeah the kind of did revolutionize it. Before iPhone a smartphone was a blackberry and apps as we know them weren't heard of. Now every phone that comes out is trying to be like or supass the iPhone so I can you could that was revolutionary too. Before the iPod no one knew or cared about mp3 players. Now everyone uses them. And let's not forget about 1984 and the Macintosh an how that changed the ray personal computing was looked at.

Oh please. Tablets have been around for a decade, MP3 players had been around way before the ipod, and the blackberry was widely popular before the iphone. Apple's success doesn't come from making new technology, it comes from being able to expertly package and sell existing tech.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #674 on: February 24, 2011, 10:56:39 AM »
Not to mention convincing people they need their shit.
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« Reply #675 on: February 24, 2011, 11:02:00 AM »
Yeah before the iPad there was no tablet market so yeah the kind of did revolutionize it. Before iPhone a smartphone was a blackberry and apps as we know them weren't heard of. Now every phone that comes out is trying to be like or supass the iPhone so I can you could that was revolutionary too. Before the iPod no one knew or cared about mp3 players. Now everyone uses them. And let's not forget about 1984 and the Macintosh an how that changed the ray personal computing was looked at.

Oh please. Tablets have been around for a decade, MP3 players had been around way before the ipod, and the blackberry was widely popular before the iphone. Apple's success doesn't come from making new technology, it comes from being able to expertly package and sell existing tech.

just because they were around doesn't mean they were any good and it doesn't mean there was a market for them. Now companies are falling all over themselves to make ipad competitors. Plus the user interface is what revolutionizes them. No one seems to get it until they do it and then people just copy and try to do better. That's what revolutionizing is.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #676 on: February 24, 2011, 11:06:53 AM »
So you're saying the iOS is good?

You're the first person I've heard say that.
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« Reply #677 on: February 24, 2011, 11:13:36 AM »
i don't even know how to respond to that. Put it this way i'm getting my degree to work so i can develop for OSX and iOS. It's my goal to work for Apple. Every place else would be a fallback plan. But i need a degree in CS and need to master objective C. So i'm working towards it. Does that answer you iOs question?

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #678 on: February 24, 2011, 11:41:10 AM »
There will be a market for anything apple brings out merely because its apple. All the tech apple has brought out is quite mature, they just make it shiny enough that the average joe thinks he needs one.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #679 on: February 24, 2011, 12:27:47 PM »
Not to mention convincing people they need their shit.

I remember how, before the iPad was announced, some guy said that he didn't know what exactly it would be, but he'd be getting four of them for his family.

WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS.

That's some brainwashing right there

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #680 on: February 24, 2011, 12:35:23 PM »
I still don't think anyone knows what the iPad is.

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« Reply #681 on: February 24, 2011, 01:00:07 PM »
I still don't think anyone knows what the iPad is.
A 7 inch iPod Touch?
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« Reply #682 on: February 24, 2011, 01:13:34 PM »
New Mac Book Pros too.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #683 on: February 24, 2011, 01:30:05 PM »
Yeah before the iPad there was no tablet market so yeah the kind of did revolutionize it. Before iPhone a smartphone was a blackberry and apps as we know them weren't heard of. Now every phone that comes out is trying to be like or supass the iPhone so I can you could that was revolutionary too. Before the iPod no one knew or cared about mp3 players. Now everyone uses them. And let's not forget about 1984 and the Macintosh an how that changed the ray personal computing was looked at.

Oh please. Tablets have been around for a decade, MP3 players had been around way before the ipod, and the blackberry was widely popular before the iphone. Apple's success doesn't come from making new technology, it comes from being able to expertly package and sell existing tech.
That's right, which in turn not only has made them the leader (by a very wide margin) in both the tablet and mp3 player markets, but has basically brought those markets into the mainstream ('revolutionizing' them in a way). They didn't invent the tablet or mp3 player, but until they released theirs nobody knew what the hell they were.

Companies said, "Buy our 2GB mp3 player! It's only $199!" If you told most people that today they wouldn't know what you mean, let alone ten years ago. Apple came out a year later and said, "1000 songs in you pocket." That sounds cool enough that people don't give a fuck how much it is. I give Apple a lot of credit for pulling that stuff off, they have more dedicated fans than most companies, they're about mentality not the best product out there.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #684 on: February 24, 2011, 01:32:02 PM »
Companies said, "Buy our 2GB mp3 player! It's only $199!" If you told most people that today they wouldn't know what you mean, let alone ten years ago. Apple came out a year later and said, "1000 songs in you pocket." That sounds cool enough that people don't give a fuck how much it is. I give Apple a lot of credit for pulling that stuff off, they have more dedicated fans than most companies, they're about mentality not the best product out there.

And this is exactly why I don't respect them.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #685 on: February 24, 2011, 01:32:40 PM »
New Mac Book Pros too.
Yeah, I thought this was bumped for this news.

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« Reply #686 on: February 24, 2011, 01:36:19 PM »
Companies said, "Buy our 2GB mp3 player! It's only $199!" If you told most people that today they wouldn't know what you mean, let alone ten years ago. Apple came out a year later and said, "1000 songs in you pocket." That sounds cool enough that people don't give a fuck how much it is. I give Apple a lot of credit for pulling that stuff off, they have more dedicated fans than most companies, they're about mentality not the best product out there.

And this is exactly why I don't respect them.
Like them or not they do know how to market a product. I'm trying to find that TED Talk where this guy explained the idea behind the success of their marketing. He basically explained how to do it yourself... yet Apple seems the only guys still doing it. Weird.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #687 on: February 24, 2011, 02:03:25 PM »
I like the ipad. I'm in the market for one. I have been holding out for months now waiting for the ipad2 announcememnt. I really would like a front facing camera. I don't want one to use like a computer. I just want something that is useful while on campus. If I need to do research or type up a lenghtly paper, I have the computer lab for that. If I'm just chilling in the library and want a lightweight, easy to use web browser, the ipad is perfect. It has a nice display, I can listen to all my music, and play a quick mini game here and there if I wish. A friend of mine has replaced all her notebooks with hers. She takes all her notes on it, and can keep all the power point slides at her fingertips as well. I use my ipod touch all the time and wish I had a bigger version. I don't even care if it is the exact same thing, it's worth it for the size. At night when I just laying out on my bed, using a laptop is a major pain in the ass, an ipad would be perfect. (inb4 the masturbation joke)

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #688 on: February 24, 2011, 02:08:56 PM »
All for the price of a comparable laptop (which is more high functioning, I believe)

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #689 on: February 24, 2011, 02:10:46 PM »
Right, but I already have a lap top, and it can be a pain in the ass. I hate lugging it around campus.

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« Reply #690 on: February 24, 2011, 02:16:34 PM »
Now we are "lugging" laptops?  Laptops are small and hardly need to be lugged.

The iPad makes you pay a lot for not much in return.  I'll take a powerful pc laptop at half the cost any day.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #691 on: February 24, 2011, 02:18:10 PM »
Now we are "lugging" laptops?  Laptops are small and hardly need to be lugged.


My laptop has a 17.4 inch screen, full keyboard, and weighs like 9 pounds.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #692 on: February 24, 2011, 02:41:59 PM »
No, Chino. The iPad is useless and you're an idiot for wanting one.

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #693 on: February 24, 2011, 02:43:09 PM »
It's not useless, just absurdly overpriced for what it is.
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« Reply #694 on: February 24, 2011, 03:36:49 PM »
It's not useless, just absurdly overpriced for what it is.

Bingo, which could be said for every single apple product out there.
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« Reply #695 on: February 24, 2011, 03:53:56 PM »
It's not useless, just absurdly overpriced for what it is.

Bingo, which could be said for every single apple product out there.

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« Reply #696 on: February 24, 2011, 05:03:09 PM »
Companies said, "Buy our 2GB mp3 player! It's only $199!" If you told most people that today they wouldn't know what you mean, let alone ten years ago. Apple came out a year later and said, "1000 songs in you pocket." That sounds cool enough that people don't give a fuck how much it is. I give Apple a lot of credit for pulling that stuff off, they have more dedicated fans than most companies, they're about mentality not the best product out there.

And this is exactly why I don't respect them.
Like them or not they do know how to market a product. I'm trying to find that TED Talk where this guy explained the idea behind the success of their marketing. He basically explained how to do it yourself... yet Apple seems the only guys still doing it. Weird.

His name is Simon Sinek, his book Start With Why is basically: "This is why Apple makes so much money." And yet, you're right, nobody else does it.

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« Reply #697 on: February 24, 2011, 05:28:27 PM »
That was a great video!

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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #698 on: February 24, 2011, 06:01:12 PM »
Now we are "lugging" laptops?  Laptops are small and hardly need to be lugged.


My laptop has a 17.4 inch screen, full keyboard, and weighs like 9 pounds.

It doesn't HAVE to be that big, really. For example, the 13-inch Macbook pro is highly mobile. When the new pros hit the shelves, they will be my top choice. The C2D processors on the current 13-inchers were a little disappointing, so I'm eager to see the new lineup.
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Re: The "Apple Will Not Surprise Me Today" Now With New iPhone V.4
« Reply #699 on: February 24, 2011, 06:03:11 PM »
Sometimes I get tired of carrying my regular sized laptop around campus

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