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Offline perfectchaos180

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DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« on: January 13, 2010, 12:29:48 PM »
Lets do it!

It would have to actually be horrible to have a chance of getting on tv

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 12:34:41 PM »
Lets do it!

It would have to actually be horrible to have a chance of getting on tv

You only have a chance if you do the "Day after day and night after night" part.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 12:36:51 PM »
Just walk on, do the LTL F#, then just leave the stage.

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 12:38:49 PM »
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 12:46:48 PM »
This would be wonderful :metal
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 01:24:57 PM »
*Metal kid walks in*

Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!
Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!
Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!

I'm not afraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiid!

*stops singing*

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 01:34:13 PM »
*Metal kid walks in*

Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!
Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!
Pull meeeeeeee undeeeeeeeeer!

I'm not afraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiid!

*stops singing*

Jury: *stares blankly* *cough* *errhm*

Sounds a little pitchy, dude.  I'm not feeling it, dawg. 

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 01:40:43 PM »
How about the screeching falsetto parts in Another Day?

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 01:40:58 PM »
F# would be awesome, but thats just one small section with no context

Another Day would be amazing

THEY TOOK PICTURES OF OUR DREAMS!
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THEN SURRENDER TO THE SECREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*A Capella Guitar solo*

You Wont Find it here, look another way
YOU WON'T FIND IT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR
SO TRY ANOTHER
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 01:47:38 PM »
You completely fail for mentioning DT and (you know what) in the same sentence.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 02:18:59 PM »
Could you see some kid standing there in silence when Simon goes off on him asking him when are you going to sing and the kid answers, "After the instumental break".  Priceless :lol
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 02:31:48 PM »
*A Capella Guitar solo*

 :rollin

If ever a DT song is performed on American Idol, an a capella guitar solo must be a part of it.  I mean who doesn't "sing" the solos when they're singing a DT song anyway, even in the privacy of their own home?

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2010, 02:37:59 PM »
You completely fail for mentioning DT and (you know what) in the same sentence.
(lol)

is american idol the new voldemort  for a dt fanboy?
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2010, 02:42:38 PM »
I could maybe see Wait For Sleep working.  Otherwise, just no.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2010, 02:46:22 PM »
this reminds me of this awesome video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhRShaaWxk
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2010, 03:57:56 PM »
Could you see some kid standing there in silence when Simon goes off on him asking him when are you going to sing and the kid answers, "After the instumental break".  Priceless :lol

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2010, 04:11:39 PM »
imagine some doing TDEN but only portnoys bits

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2010, 04:16:35 PM »
How about "Mike Thinks He's Dee Dee Ramone Introducing a Song Song"

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2010, 04:24:39 PM »
How about "Mike Thinks He's Dee Dee Ramone Introducing a Song Song"
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2010, 04:59:18 PM »
Simon: uhh....... wow...........

I don't follow the show, but didn't he quit?
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2010, 05:23:09 PM »
I'd do Mike's falsetto bits in The Test That Stumped Them All
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2010, 05:33:13 PM »
I feel we should recruit someone like Splent or Sonata for the task.

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2010, 06:02:15 PM »
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2010, 06:18:11 PM »
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2010, 07:49:59 PM »
"So what are you going to sing for us today?"
A little Dream Theater.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2010, 08:58:24 PM »
I AM THE KILLING HAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD


Either that, or start yelling SUCKING ON HIS PIPE...........
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2010, 12:02:32 AM »
One year I was more or less forced to watch the spanish version because my wife likes it, and there was some guy that was relatively talented but the judges were pretty harsh with him. I always thought how awesome it would have been if he sang the Another World section of A Change of Seasons.

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Seasons change and so can I
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Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2010, 12:07:44 AM »
this reminds me of this awesome video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhRShaaWxk

LOL i laughed out loud. Very nice

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2010, 12:24:16 AM »
I hate to break it to all the people making Simon Cowell jokes in this thread but he's leaving American Idol :P

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2010, 12:25:39 AM »
If I do it, Im gonna sing prophets of war :tup
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2010, 06:36:28 AM »
You completely fail for mentioning DT and (you know what) in the same sentence.
(lol)

is american idol the new voldemort  for a dt fanboy?
Not especially, it's just really bad.

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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2010, 10:05:53 AM »
I hate to break it to all the people making Simon Cowell jokes in this thread but he's leaving American Idol :P
He's leaving AFTER this season.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2010, 11:57:28 AM »
If they did a song, could they at least do it well. We need to get the next JLB on there singing Another Day.
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Re: DTF's quest to get someone to sing DT on American Idol
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2010, 12:31:13 PM »
I recently heard a British word for gay that seems appropriate to refer to that idea or whoever carries it out, I'm pretty sure it's not politically incorrect but it gives me great relief after how annoyed everything in the topic title and the opening post made me.
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